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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
tell me
Opaque sick space
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
lol tyft
high-end citrine hospital
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Fuchsia concupiscible abode telephone
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
cowardly principal's office scourge upon the earth
  12/28/13
fucking lol
provocative free-loading mental disorder
  05/12/15
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Trip institution tattoo
  05/12/15
so underrated
Cracking Self-centered Trailer Park Striped Hyena
  01/19/16
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soul-stirring puce senate
  06/07/17
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Cerebral Avocado Prole
  03/31/18
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Talented violent heaven gaping
  07/18/18
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Hairraiser misunderstood rigpig faggot firefighter
  07/18/18
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buff godawful theatre
  12/16/21
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beta sexy orchestra pit genital piercing
  02/16/23
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marvelous forum
  12/11/24
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Unholy multi-colored locale fanboi
  06/11/25
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Costumed cuckold
  08/12/25
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Bronze mind-boggling roommate
  08/12/25
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Unholy multi-colored locale fanboi
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
aphrodisiac rebellious brunch potus
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Territorial old irish cottage hell
  08/14/13
lmao
Opaque sick space
  05/12/15
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Erotic Vigorous Jap
  12/11/24
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marvelous forum
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
aphrodisiac rebellious brunch potus
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Splenetic coiffed clown university
  08/14/13
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high-end citrine hospital
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
passionate ladyboy
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
rofl
Opaque sick space
  08/14/13
180
buff godawful theatre
  08/14/13
rofl
flushed kitchen
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
snowy bawdyhouse degenerate
  08/14/13
lol
slippery bistre sanctuary ratface
  08/14/13
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Laughsome Windowlicker
  08/14/13
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soul-stirring puce senate
  03/10/14
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big harsh azn internal respiration
  03/24/21
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beta sexy orchestra pit genital piercing
  02/16/23
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Costumed cuckold
  08/12/25
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spectacular zombie-like legal warrant
  08/14/13
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high-end citrine hospital
  08/14/13
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spectacular zombie-like legal warrant
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Territorial old irish cottage hell
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
spectacular zombie-like legal warrant
  08/14/13
best of thread
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
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light indirect expression
  08/14/13
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marvelous forum
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
marvelous forum
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
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high-end citrine hospital
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
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high-end citrine hospital
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
high-end citrine hospital
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Fragrant indian lodge
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Territorial old irish cottage hell
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Metal Bossy Corner Alpha
  08/14/13
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Opaque sick space
  08/14/13
180
Dark bateful keepsake machete church building
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curious garnet school cafeteria tank
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Laughsome Windowlicker
  08/15/13
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vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/17/13
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provocative free-loading mental disorder
  01/19/16
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Cerebral Avocado Prole
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Metal Bossy Corner Alpha
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
light indirect expression
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
light indirect expression
  08/14/13
lol
flirting site
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
spectacular zombie-like legal warrant
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
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light indirect expression
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Demanding community account reading party
  08/14/13
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up-to-no-good red boiling water
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
spectacular zombie-like legal warrant
  08/14/13
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boyish plaza
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
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light indirect expression
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motley preventive strike property
  09/11/13
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motley preventive strike property
  02/16/23
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big harsh azn internal respiration
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
light indirect expression
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
light indirect expression
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Flesh Bearded Chapel
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
passionate ladyboy
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
passionate ladyboy
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
buff godawful theatre
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
violet mediation
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
mentally impaired stubborn dilemma chad
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
light indirect expression
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Flesh Bearded Chapel
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
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Amethyst Rehab Wagecucks
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
high-end citrine hospital
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
high-end citrine hospital
  08/14/13
whatever
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
adulterous vivacious meetinghouse
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
light indirect expression
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
spectacular zombie-like legal warrant
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
lol
Dark bateful keepsake machete church building
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
180
buff godawful theatre
  08/14/13
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low-t blathering locus place of business
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
spectacular zombie-like legal warrant
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Electric Irate Location
  08/14/13
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Electric Irate Location
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
buff godawful theatre
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
buff godawful theatre
  08/14/13
lol tyft
high-end citrine hospital
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
high-end citrine hospital
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
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Irradiated Trust Fund Roast Beef
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Dark bateful keepsake machete church building
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Swashbuckling shrine
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Comical doobsian stead
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
buff godawful theatre
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
buff godawful theatre
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
light indirect expression
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
buff godawful theatre
  08/14/13
165
Bespoke tanning salon jew
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
lmao
high-end citrine hospital
  08/14/13
...
Amethyst Rehab Wagecucks
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
dull idiotic boltzmann
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Slap-happy Indecent Nowag Circlehead
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  08/14/13
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Electric Irate Location
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
Pics?
Arousing school
  08/14/13
link?
Erotic Vigorous Jap
  08/17/13
...
Opaque sick space
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Ultramarine House Electric Furnace
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
navy turdskin
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
light indirect expression
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Fantasy-prone resort
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
180 home
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
180 home
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
180 home
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
honey-headed excitant piazza
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
magenta cruise ship milk
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
180 home
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
know-it-all range marketing idea
  08/14/13
Underrated
Bespoke tanning salon jew
  08/15/13
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soul-stirring puce senate
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
magenta cruise ship milk
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
know-it-all range marketing idea
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
exhilarant ruby step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
light indirect expression
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
khaki filthy library
  08/14/13
lol
slippery bistre sanctuary ratface
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
khaki filthy library
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
slippery bistre sanctuary ratface
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
khaki filthy library
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
magenta cruise ship milk
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Kink-friendly sooty people who are hurt corn cake
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Flesh Bearded Chapel
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Odious bipolar point round eye
  08/14/13
180
Internet-worthy charcoal elastic band
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
slippery bistre sanctuary ratface
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Laughsome Windowlicker
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
slippery bistre sanctuary ratface
  08/14/13
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Beady-eyed carnelian love of her life
  08/14/13
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claret adventurous pervert lay
  08/14/13
180
180 home
  08/14/13
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know-it-all range marketing idea
  08/15/13
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Fantasy-prone resort
  08/17/13
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appetizing grizzly famous landscape painting gunner
  09/11/13
Lmao
salmon new version field
  06/07/17
...
Costumed cuckold
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
yapping yarmulke
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Beady-eyed carnelian love of her life
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
well-lubricated lake really tough guy gas station
  08/14/13
lol
180 home
  08/14/13
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Sickened diverse travel guidebook
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Thriller Duck-like Stage Sweet Tailpipe
  08/14/13
180
fighting carmine address
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Twinkling whorehouse
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Slimy market codepig
  08/17/13
poignant
Painfully honest stimulating native
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
slate digit ratio business firm
  08/17/13
...
Beady-eyed carnelian love of her life
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
appetizing grizzly famous landscape painting gunner
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
motley preventive strike property
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
exhilarant ruby step-uncle's house
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
cowardly principal's office scourge upon the earth
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
wonderful station deer antler
  12/28/13
...
mint galvanic associate
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Pale Apoplectic Idea He Suggested
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
walnut bisexual regret
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
glittery boistinker stage
  03/10/14
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provocative free-loading mental disorder
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Demanding community account reading party
  05/12/15
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onyx sinister hall
  01/19/16
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Laughsome Windowlicker
  10/25/17
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Erotic Vigorous Jap
  11/29/15
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Erotic Vigorous Jap
  12/23/15
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provocative free-loading mental disorder
  01/05/16
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Erotic Vigorous Jap
  03/13/16
I want pizza
underhanded mustard persian
  06/07/17
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onyx sinister hall
  09/22/17
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vermilion judgmental dysfunction
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
shaky floppy ticket booth
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Aromatic Half-breed
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
shaky floppy ticket booth
  07/18/18
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big harsh azn internal respiration
  04/30/19
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Erotic Vigorous Jap
  06/21/20
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Erotic Vigorous Jap
  06/23/20
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contagious milky trump supporter
  07/11/20
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big harsh azn internal respiration
  12/16/21
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big harsh azn internal respiration
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Opaque sick space

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: high-end citrine hospital

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Fuchsia concupiscible abode telephone

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: cowardly principal's office scourge upon the earth

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: provocative free-loading mental disorder

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#27872815)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Trip institution tattoo



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Cracking Self-centered Trailer Park Striped Hyena

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring puce senate



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Avocado Prole



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Talented violent heaven gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser misunderstood rigpig faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: buff godawful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: beta sexy orchestra pit genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: marvelous forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Unholy multi-colored locale fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Costumed cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Bronze mind-boggling roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Unholy multi-colored locale fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac rebellious brunch potus

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Territorial old irish cottage hell

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Opaque sick space

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Erotic Vigorous Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: marvelous forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac rebellious brunch potus

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Splenetic coiffed clown university

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: high-end citrine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: passionate ladyboy

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Opaque sick space

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: buff godawful theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: flushed kitchen

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: snowy bawdyhouse degenerate

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: slippery bistre sanctuary ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring puce senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: big harsh azn internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: beta sexy orchestra pit genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Costumed cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: spectacular zombie-like legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: high-end citrine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: spectacular zombie-like legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Territorial old irish cottage hell

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: spectacular zombie-like legal warrant

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: light indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: marvelous forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: marvelous forum

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: high-end citrine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: high-end citrine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: high-end citrine hospital

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Territorial old irish cottage hell

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Metal Bossy Corner Alpha

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Opaque sick space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Dark bateful keepsake machete church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: curious garnet school cafeteria tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: provocative free-loading mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Avocado Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Metal Bossy Corner Alpha

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: light indirect expression

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: light indirect expression

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: flirting site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: spectacular zombie-like legal warrant

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: light indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Demanding community account reading party

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good red boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: spectacular zombie-like legal warrant

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: boyish plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: light indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: motley preventive strike property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: motley preventive strike property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: big harsh azn internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: light indirect expression

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: light indirect expression

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Flesh Bearded Chapel

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: passionate ladyboy

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: passionate ladyboy

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: buff godawful theatre

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: violet mediation

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: mentally impaired stubborn dilemma chad

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: light indirect expression

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Flesh Bearded Chapel

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Amethyst Rehab Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: medicated stirring juggernaut twinkling uncleanness

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: high-end citrine hospital

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: high-end citrine hospital

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: adulterous vivacious meetinghouse

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: light indirect expression

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: spectacular zombie-like legal warrant

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Dark bateful keepsake machete church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: buff godawful theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: low-t blathering locus place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: spectacular zombie-like legal warrant

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Electric Irate Location

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Electric Irate Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: buff godawful theatre

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: buff godawful theatre

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: high-end citrine hospital

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: high-end citrine hospital

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Irradiated Trust Fund Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Dark bateful keepsake machete church building

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling shrine

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Comical doobsian stead

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: buff godawful theatre

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: buff godawful theatre

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: light indirect expression

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: buff godawful theatre

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Bespoke tanning salon jew

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: high-end citrine hospital

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Amethyst Rehab Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: dull idiotic boltzmann

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Slap-happy Indecent Nowag Circlehead

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Electric Irate Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Arousing school

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Erotic Vigorous Jap

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Opaque sick space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine House Electric Furnace

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: navy turdskin

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: light indirect expression

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone resort

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: 180 home

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: 180 home

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: 180 home

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant piazza

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: magenta cruise ship milk

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: 180 home

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: know-it-all range marketing idea

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Bespoke tanning salon jew

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring puce senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: magenta cruise ship milk

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: know-it-all range marketing idea

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: exhilarant ruby step-uncle's house

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: light indirect expression

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: khaki filthy library

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: slippery bistre sanctuary ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: khaki filthy library

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: slippery bistre sanctuary ratface

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: khaki filthy library

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: magenta cruise ship milk

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Kink-friendly sooty people who are hurt corn cake

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Flesh Bearded Chapel

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Odious bipolar point round eye

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy charcoal elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: slippery bistre sanctuary ratface

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Laughsome Windowlicker

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: slippery bistre sanctuary ratface

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed carnelian love of her life



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: claret adventurous pervert lay



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: 180 home

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: know-it-all range marketing idea



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone resort



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: appetizing grizzly famous landscape painting gunner



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: salmon new version field

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Costumed cuckold



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: yapping yarmulke

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed carnelian love of her life

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated lake really tough guy gas station

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: 180 home

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Sickened diverse travel guidebook



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Thriller Duck-like Stage Sweet Tailpipe

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: fighting carmine address

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Slimy market codepig

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Painfully honest stimulating native

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: slate digit ratio business firm

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed carnelian love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: appetizing grizzly famous landscape painting gunner

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: motley preventive strike property

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: exhilarant ruby step-uncle's house

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: cowardly principal's office scourge upon the earth

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: wonderful station deer antler

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: mint galvanic associate



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Pale Apoplectic Idea He Suggested

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: walnut bisexual regret

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: glittery boistinker stage

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: provocative free-loading mental disorder



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Demanding community account reading party

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: onyx sinister hall



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Windowlicker



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Erotic Vigorous Jap



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Erotic Vigorous Jap



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: provocative free-loading mental disorder



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Erotic Vigorous Jap



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: underhanded mustard persian

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: onyx sinister hall



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: vermilion judgmental dysfunction



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: shaky floppy ticket booth

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Aromatic Half-breed

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: shaky floppy ticket booth

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2~#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: big harsh azn internal respiration



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Erotic Vigorous Jap



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Erotic Vigorous Jap



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: contagious milky trump supporter



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: big harsh azn internal respiration



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: big harsh azn internal respiration



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