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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Big Therapy
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Godawful Corner Regret
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Big Therapy
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Godawful Corner Regret
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Big Therapy
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Godawful Corner Regret
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Big Therapy
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Godawful Corner Regret
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Big Therapy
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Godawful Corner Regret
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Big Therapy
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
racy self-centered crackhouse gay wizard
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Big Therapy
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k
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  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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180000000000
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Big Therapy
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what is a butt plug
sick vigorous chapel
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Big-titted half-breed
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Big Therapy
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Big-titted half-breed
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Big Therapy
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180
Big-titted half-breed
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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180 will do.
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Big Therapy

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Godawful Corner Regret

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Big Therapy

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Godawful Corner Regret

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Big Therapy

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Godawful Corner Regret

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Big Therapy

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Godawful Corner Regret

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Big Therapy

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Godawful Corner Regret

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Big Therapy

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: racy self-centered crackhouse gay wizard

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Big Therapy

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: racy self-centered crackhouse gay wizard

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: cowardly range

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: electric gold kitty

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Chestnut halford gaming laptop



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Vibrant House National Security Agency



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: haunting plaza skinny woman

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: electric gold kitty



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: laughsome judgmental telephone



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Black field sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: bateful onyx market party of the first part

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Big Therapy

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: adulterous zippy shrine

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Big Therapy

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: sick vigorous chapel

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Big-titted half-breed

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Big Therapy

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Big-titted half-breed

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Big Therapy

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Big-titted half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Godawful Corner Regret

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Big Therapy

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Godawful Corner Regret

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Big Therapy

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Godawful Corner Regret

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Big Therapy

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Godawful Corner Regret

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: crystalline unhinged area



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Lilac Senate



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Chestnut halford gaming laptop

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: appetizing garrison volcanic crater



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Harsh insecure gaping

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Violet bonkers temple

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Big-titted half-breed

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Big Therapy

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Shaky aqua idiot



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: irradiated avocado station pisswyrm



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: electric gold kitty



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Big Therapy



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Big Therapy

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: adventurous abode pozpig



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: pea-brained insanely creepy travel guidebook

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Shimmering aromatic parlour personal credit line



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Snowy hairraiser location



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: green hateful toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: bespoke razzle-dazzle piazza

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic slate bawdyhouse

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Citrine arousing boltzmann box office

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Big Therapy

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Citrine arousing boltzmann box office

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Big Therapy

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cruise ship

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Apoplectic slate bawdyhouse

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: racy self-centered crackhouse gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: exciting water buffalo

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Shimmering aromatic parlour personal credit line

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Big-titted half-breed

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Big Therapy

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Harsh insecure gaping

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: electric gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Thriller University Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Thriller University Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: electric gold kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: green hateful toilet seat

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Big Therapy

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: adulterous zippy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: laughsome judgmental telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Big Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: purple sexy stain

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible hall

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Big Therapy

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible hall

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Big Therapy

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible hall

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Big Therapy

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible hall

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Lascivious light indian lodge

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible hall

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible hall

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Big Therapy

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible hall

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Lascivious light indian lodge

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Big Therapy

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Hairless elastic band famous landscape painting

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: sapphire ungodly sanctuary

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Big Therapy

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible hall

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Big Therapy

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible hall

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Big Therapy

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible hall

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: sick vigorous chapel

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Big Therapy

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: sick vigorous chapel

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: passionate site international law enforcement agency

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Big Therapy

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: passionate site international law enforcement agency

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible hall

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: magical ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: odious topaz library

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: geriatric tanning salon

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Umber Internet-worthy Menage Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Big Therapy

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: very tactful private investor gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: rose crawly school cafeteria persian

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: metal wonderful meetinghouse jew

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Obsidian charismatic turdskin

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: deep stage

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Chestnut halford gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: alcoholic hideous hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Umber Internet-worthy Menage Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Stirring ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Harsh insecure gaping

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Big Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: magical ladyboy



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2~#50002879)