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painful reminder: Luke was 100% responsible for brutal death of Uncle Owen

and his aunt. he sneaked out of the house early that morn...
pontificating crackhouse
  12/19/15
Fair point, but you're ignoring the fact that the Lars famil...
Razzle-dazzle Striped Hyena
  12/19/15
why was this fact left out of the movie?
pontificating crackhouse
  12/27/15
You see it in the garage the night before when Luke uses the...
Orchid Odious Piazza Dingle Berry
  12/27/15
i bet he was speaking a little 'Bocci' at that point. when h...
pontificating crackhouse
  12/19/15
lmao
pontificating crackhouse
  12/27/15
as far as i can remember, they spent more time on the emotio...
lime 180 space goyim
  12/27/15
That's because the new movie is garbage
glassy overrated church
  12/27/15
emotions don't translate for international audiences i guess
lime 180 space goyim
  12/27/15
Luke cared more about obiwan's death than his aunt and uncle...
Sadistic fuchsia stag film partner
  12/27/15
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Naked racy menage party of the first part
  12/27/15
He didnt die. I thought he transcended experience. Ive see...
Vibrant judgmental ladyboy
  12/27/15
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  12/27/15
Owen bought some shady-ass droids from jawas. When he found ...
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  12/27/15
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  12/27/15
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  08/02/26
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potluck
  08/02/26
Uncle Owen was holding him back
Jared Baumeister
  08/02/26
Luckily it's just a movie
.,.,,.,.:...;..,.,..:.:.,:.::,.;
  08/02/26
Too bad the libs confiscated UO's AR-15.
Mega Penis
  08/02/26


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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: pontificating crackhouse

and his aunt.

he sneaked out of the house early that morning in the family land-speeder to look for his escaped robots.

while he was gone, the stormtroopers came and torched his house and barbecued his Uncle/Aunt.

Aunt & Uncle could have escaped in the landspeeder if it had been there.

can you imagine Uncle Owen's horror as he and his wife ran to get into the landspeeder and then realized that Luke had taken it out joyriding, despite being admonished not to do so at dinner the previous evening?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29416770)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Striped Hyena

Fair point, but you're ignoring the fact that the Lars family still owned a V-35 Courier

Sure it was a POS but it isn't like they didn't have a speeder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29416782)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:53 PM
Author: pontificating crackhouse

why was this fact left out of the movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463053)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:00 PM
Author: Orchid Odious Piazza Dingle Berry

You see it in the garage the night before when Luke uses the caller to find 3PO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463098)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: pontificating crackhouse

i bet he was speaking a little 'Bocci' at that point. when he realized Luke had fucked him right in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29416797)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: pontificating crackhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463302)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: lime 180 space goyim

as far as i can remember, they spent more time on the emotional fallout of the death of his aunt and uncle in IV than on the big death in VII.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463078)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: glassy overrated church

That's because the new movie is garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463120)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: lime 180 space goyim

emotions don't translate for international audiences i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463237)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: Sadistic fuchsia stag film partner

Luke cared more about obiwan's death than his aunt and uncle's. Just goes to show you can raise a kid for 19 years and he still may not give a shit about you when your time comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463132)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: Naked racy menage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463212)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Vibrant judgmental ladyboy

He didnt die. I thought he transcended experience. Ive seen light sabers work before, and never has the person disappeared after being struck. In fact, Luke himself lost his hand after being struck with a light saber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463291)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: razzle indigo fat ankles travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463142)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: magenta impressive property hairy legs

Owen bought some shady-ass droids from jawas. When he found out R2 was probably stolen AND somehow connected to fucking obi-wan, he should have immediately scrubbed any evidence the droids had been there and probably also gone into hiding for a few weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463204)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: frum ultramarine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#29463211)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: hotel children



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#50041800)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#50041810)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Uncle Owen was holding him back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#50041808)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: .,.,,.,.:...;..,.,..:.:.,:.::,.;


Luckily it's just a movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#50041813)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Too bad the libs confiscated UO's AR-15.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2~#50041820)