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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
irate theatre
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Cream zombie-like trailer park sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
This one stings.
irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Smoky patrolman puppy
  10/24/16
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Overrated philosopher-king
  01/03/17
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Cerise Bonkers Ticket Booth Giraffe
  02/20/18
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Light Alcoholic Hell
  06/03/19
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Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting
  10/14/20
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Geriatric Kitchen Hunting Ground
  01/25/16
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lake potus market
  01/25/16
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Buff school cafeteria
  01/25/16
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Maroon Provocative Private Investor
  01/25/16
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Dun pungent hospital
  01/25/16
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Buff school cafeteria
  01/25/16
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Maroon Provocative Private Investor
  01/25/16
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wonderful confused field
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
chrome piazza boiling water
  01/25/16
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bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
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fuchsia meetinghouse psychic
  01/25/16
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irate theatre
  01/25/16
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contagious cruise ship striped hyena
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
bateful mediation coffee pot
  01/25/16
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passionate mildly autistic casino
  01/25/16
...
Cream zombie-like trailer park sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
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Very tactful bossy dog poop
  01/26/16
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doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  01/26/16
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cracking translucent stage
  11/27/16
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chrome piazza boiling water
  06/13/17
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Aphrodisiac university
  12/19/17
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irate theatre
  01/24/18
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deep filthy rigpig
  06/10/24
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irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask
  01/26/16
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Bronze Native
  10/24/16
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Overrated philosopher-king
  11/27/16
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chrome piazza boiling water
  01/23/17
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Domesticated sooty dilemma
  03/15/17
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chrome piazza boiling water
  04/20/17
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chrome piazza boiling water
  02/20/18
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chrome piazza boiling water
  05/24/18
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comical aquamarine son of senegal resort
  09/26/21
...
histrionic mood
  03/12/22
...
deep filthy rigpig
  05/15/22
...
deep filthy rigpig
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Vivacious up-to-no-good incel friendly grandma
  01/25/16
Brutal
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
...
galvanic copper step-uncle's house
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Aromatic Carmine Trump Supporter
  01/25/16
toxic
flickering skinny woman affirmative action
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Ocher parlour pozpig
  01/25/16
...
lake potus market
  01/25/16
...
irate theatre
  01/25/16
...
rusted fighting locus codepig
  01/25/16
damnit
mauve heaven
  01/25/16
...
Buff school cafeteria
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
irate theatre
  01/25/16
jfc
chrome piazza boiling water
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Buff school cafeteria
  01/25/16
...
irate theatre
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
chrome piazza boiling water
  01/25/16
Cr
irate theatre
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
hm
Adventurous coldplay fan
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
wait
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/25/16
...
irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
Autistic point persian
  01/25/16
...
irate theatre
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Ocher parlour pozpig
  01/25/16
...
Dashing State Corn Cake
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Vivacious up-to-no-good incel friendly grandma
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
chrome piazza boiling water
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Vivacious up-to-no-good incel friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac university
  01/25/16
...
Frozen cumskin library
  01/25/16
...
mauve heaven
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
rusted fighting locus codepig
  01/25/16
...
irate theatre
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
citrine wild old irish cottage
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
irate theatre
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
startling diverse base round eye
  01/25/16
...
curious windowlicker
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
lavender bearded stain
  01/25/16
...
Aromatic Carmine Trump Supporter
  01/25/16
...
contagious cruise ship striped hyena
  01/25/16
damn
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
...
low-t range
  01/25/16
...
Disrespectful vibrant goal in life
  01/25/16
O LORD
appetizing flushed set
  01/25/16
jfc
motley pit wagecucks
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
passionate mildly autistic casino
  01/25/16
...
Buff school cafeteria
  01/25/16
Lmao
irate theatre
  01/25/16
...
Fragrant bisexual cuck
  01/25/16
...
irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
low-t range
  01/26/16
...
doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  01/26/16
...
irate theatre
  02/15/16
...
harsh titillating athletic conference
  07/08/17
...
insane stage trust fund
  07/08/17
...
Pale twisted lettuce community account
  07/08/17
...
irate theatre
  10/27/17
...
milky public bath
  12/26/17
...
irate theatre
  05/24/18
...
irate theatre
  03/16/20
...
Tan Preventive Strike Lay
  02/18/22
...
Razzle-dazzle Macaca
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
bateful mediation coffee pot
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
mauve heaven
  01/25/16
ouch
Rose spectacular nursing home
  01/26/16
poison
stimulating federal corner chad
  01/26/16
...
Indecent Senate
  01/26/16
180
Cream zombie-like trailer park sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
erotic property
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
navy big center
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Awkward 180 regret
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Outnumbered rehab french chef
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
RIP brother
shimmering garrison cuckoldry
  09/27/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Macaca
  12/26/17
...
doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  08/12/19
180
Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting
  01/26/16
...
doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
lime cuckold
  01/27/16
...
Aphrodisiac university
  01/27/16
...
irate theatre
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Pink becky idea he suggested
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Pink becky idea he suggested
  02/02/16
...
Mind-boggling Principal's Office
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Jade Telephone
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Zippy Theater Jewess
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Thriller vengeful business firm prole
  02/24/16
18000000
Sick Masturbator
  03/04/16
165
henna tank
  03/04/16
...
ebony gas station
  05/19/16
chilling
supple therapy volcanic crater
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Exciting Haunting Elastic Band Institution
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Floppy Twinkling Uncleanness Factory Reset Button
  01/03/17
oh my.
charismatic spot
  01/23/17
toxic
Fantasy-prone Crackhouse Feces
  03/13/17
...
Domesticated sooty dilemma
  03/15/17
...
Frozen cumskin library
  04/02/17
...
Cerebral high-end school
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Marvelous sexy useless brakes
  07/08/17
...
gay death wish hall
  10/27/17
mother of god
insane stage trust fund
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
razzle rambunctious background story home
  10/27/17
JFC
Infuriating jew
  10/27/17
...
Arousing sinister sandwich whorehouse
  12/26/17
...
fishy sadistic travel guidebook laser beams
  12/26/17
ouch
Cocky filthpig
  02/20/18
...
nighttime vigorous mad cow disease
  02/20/18
...
Know-it-all menage gaping
  01/16/19
...
hot stubborn national security agency
  08/09/19
...
comical aquamarine son of senegal resort
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Balding generalized bond legend
  07/28/25
...
Soggy violent orchestra pit quadroon
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
beady-eyed insanely creepy plaza
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
excitant clown
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
contagious cruise ship striped hyena
  01/25/16
...
passionate mildly autistic casino
  01/25/16
...
brindle hairraiser chapel
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
toxic
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
irate theatre
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
irate theatre
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Racy genital piercing space
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
citrine wild old irish cottage
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
citrine wild old irish cottage
  01/25/16
TY bro
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
...
passionate mildly autistic casino
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Stirring kink-friendly stead double fault
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
galvanic copper step-uncle's house
  10/27/17
...
Crusty circlehead really tough guy
  10/27/17
...
irate theatre
  05/24/18
...
charismatic spot
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
aggressive sweet tailpipe
  10/27/17
credited advice
Cocky filthpig
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Boyish Carnelian Area
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Snowy electric shrine love of her life
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
citrine wild old irish cottage
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
irate theatre
  01/25/16
lol
abusive headpube
  06/01/17
...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Cream zombie-like trailer park sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Macaca
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
irate theatre
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
Lmao
Unhinged mother mexican
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
irate theatre
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
chrome piazza boiling water
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
irate theatre
  01/25/16
lmao true
Awkward 180 regret
  01/25/16
...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Macaca
  12/26/17
Haha
soul-stirring metal marketing idea
  03/19/20
...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
...
rusted fighting locus codepig
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
erotic property
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Stirring kink-friendly stead double fault
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
exhilarant dingle berry
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
multi-colored useless faggotry scourge upon the earth
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
irate theatre
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
aggressive sweet tailpipe
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
shimmering garrison cuckoldry
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
concupiscible bawdyhouse toilet seat
  06/03/19
oh no
Outnumbered rehab french chef
  08/08/19
LOL
crystalline swashbuckling station
  03/16/20
JFC
charismatic spot
  03/19/20
Update?
Tan Preventive Strike Lay
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Glittery hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac university
  05/19/16
...
Autistic point persian
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
White stag film
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
rusted fighting locus codepig
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
White stag film
  01/26/16
Cr
rusted fighting locus codepig
  01/26/16
...
irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
White stag film
  01/26/16
...
beady-eyed insanely creepy plaza
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
razzmatazz house
  01/26/16
...
razzmatazz house
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Geriatric Kitchen Hunting Ground
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
harsh titillating athletic conference
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
ruddy associate theater stage
  01/26/16
...
low-t range
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Cream zombie-like trailer park sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
chrome piazza boiling water
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
ruddy associate theater stage
  01/26/16
Lmfao
irate theatre
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Geriatric Kitchen Hunting Ground
  01/26/16
...
Sickened church pisswyrm
  01/16/19
...
soul-stirring metal marketing idea
  03/16/20
...
Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting
  01/26/16
...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/26/16
...
low-t range
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac university
  03/28/16
...
hot stubborn national security agency
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Ultramarine demanding national sound barrier
  01/26/16
...
irate theatre
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Racy genital piercing space
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting
  01/26/16
...
Smoky patrolman puppy
  10/24/16
...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Snowy electric shrine love of her life
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
swollen laughsome immigrant pistol
  04/04/16
...
Domesticated sooty dilemma
  03/15/17
*applause*
Spruce ratface queen of the night
  10/27/17
...
comical aquamarine son of senegal resort
  09/26/21
...
Tan Preventive Strike Lay
  07/16/26
...
aggressive sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
White stag film
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
irate theatre
  01/26/16
...
White stag film
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
White stag film
  01/26/16
...
rusted fighting locus codepig
  01/26/16
...
citrine wild old irish cottage
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
Describe
White stag film
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
White stag film
  01/26/16
...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/26/16
...
citrine wild old irish cottage
  01/26/16
Please be flame
irate theatre
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
chrome piazza boiling water
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
gay death wish hall
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
erotic property
  01/26/16
Fuck
gay death wish hall
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Autistic point persian
  01/26/16
cq's!
Awkward 180 regret
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
...
charismatic spot
  03/19/20
...
Domesticated sooty dilemma
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Startled orange crotch
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Racy genital piercing space
  01/26/16
except for your autism
beady-eyed insanely creepy plaza
  01/26/16
...
irate theatre
  01/26/16
...
Cocky filthpig
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Racy genital piercing space
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
citrine wild old irish cottage
  01/26/16
...
doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Racy genital piercing space
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
ruddy associate theater stage
  01/26/16
...
low-t range
  01/26/16
...
irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask
  01/23/17
...
Domesticated sooty dilemma
  03/15/17
...
harsh titillating athletic conference
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
White stag film
  01/26/16
underrated
Smoky patrolman puppy
  01/26/16
...
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Overrated philosopher-king
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why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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medicated magical church building
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Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
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jfc
chrome piazza boiling water
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...
Lemon voyeur address
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lmao at the dog bit
ruddy associate theater stage
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
do u love it
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
...
Submissive talented nibblets kitty
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
ruddy associate theater stage
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
medicated magical church building
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...
irate theatre
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
chrome piazza boiling water
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
chrome piazza boiling water
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
ruddy associate theater stage
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
chrome piazza boiling water
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
medicated magical church building
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...
Shivering alcoholic dysfunction
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
heady orchid kitty cat parlor
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
mauve heaven
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...
gay death wish hall
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Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
citrine wild old irish cottage
  01/26/16
...
Autistic point persian
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
low-t range
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JFC
Nudist odious box office
  01/26/16
180
flirting location pervert
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...
Frum Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
gay death wish hall
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
...
heady orchid kitty cat parlor
  01/26/16
...
heady orchid kitty cat parlor
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
erotic property
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
erotic property
  01/26/16
...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
erotic property
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
erotic property
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
medicated magical church building
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
erotic property
  01/26/16
180 twist
irate theatre
  01/26/16
...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
  01/26/16
THIS
Snowy electric shrine love of her life
  01/26/16
...
maniacal hissy fit indian lodge
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
erotic property
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
erotic property
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
erotic property
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
erotic property
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
wonderful confused field
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
erotic property
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
wonderful confused field
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Awkward 180 regret
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
erotic property
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
erotic property
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Racy genital piercing space
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
erotic property
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
doobsian tantric temple deer antler
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
erotic property
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Awkward 180 regret
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Cyan territorial halford
  01/26/16
fucking damn
mauve heaven
  01/26/16
...
contagious cruise ship striped hyena
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180
fear-inspiring adulterous depressive
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
passionate mildly autistic casino
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
irate theatre
  01/27/16
...
Autistic point persian
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Pink becky idea he suggested
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Trip fanboi
  05/19/16
repost please
passionate mildly autistic casino
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
medicated magical church building
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Trip fanboi
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Shivering alcoholic dysfunction
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Snowy electric shrine love of her life
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...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
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...
bull headed khaki ladyboy
  01/27/16
180.
Aphrodisiac university
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...
maniacal hissy fit indian lodge
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...
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...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
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Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Party Of The First Part Forum
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brave
irate theatre
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...
Tan Preventive Strike Lay
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...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
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Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
passionate mildly autistic casino
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...
irate theatre
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...
irate theatre
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...
chrome piazza boiling water
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...
Frozen cumskin library
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cr
ruddy associate theater stage
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...
Tan Preventive Strike Lay
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...
Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale
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...
irate theatre
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...
dull faggot firefighter office
  09/27/16
...
chrome piazza boiling water
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Autistic point persian
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Awkward 180 regret
  10/24/16
...
irate theatre
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Trip fanboi
  10/24/16
...
Exciting Haunting Elastic Band Institution
  10/27/16
...
slippery slimy sanctuary
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Autistic point persian
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
irate theatre
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
bistre site legal warrant
  01/23/17
... ...
aggressive sweet tailpipe
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...
irate theatre
  07/08/17
Lol
buck-toothed foreskin lodge
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
self-absorbed angry abode
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...
Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting
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...
irate theatre
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...
chrome piazza boiling water
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...
Domesticated sooty dilemma
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...
Exciting Haunting Elastic Band Institution
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Opaque roast beef
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
charismatic spot
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...
massive fortuitous meteor
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...
Aphrodisiac university
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
dark slap-happy
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...
charismatic spot
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where is corporate slave?
violent fiercely-loyal newt
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impressive hominid
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chrome piazza boiling water
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gay death wish hall
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Autistic point persian
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...
Arousing sinister sandwich whorehouse
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
blathering partner juggernaut
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
irate theatre
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
blathering partner juggernaut
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
slippery slimy sanctuary
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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bull headed khaki ladyboy
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...
gay death wish hall
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...
irate theatre
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Scarlet Dragon Tattoo
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
irate theatre
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...
Very tactful bossy dog poop
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...
gay death wish hall
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
irate theatre
  01/16/19
...
Autistic point persian
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
self-absorbed angry abode
  01/16/19
Jfc
irate theatre
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Autistic point persian
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Self-centered Antidepressant Drug Half-breed
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
wonderful confused field
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
slate impertinent boltzmann
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
slate impertinent boltzmann
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
ruddy associate theater stage
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
slate impertinent boltzmann
  01/17/19
...
gay death wish hall
  04/08/19
...
toaster
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Arousing sinister sandwich whorehouse
  04/09/19
...
slate impertinent boltzmann
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
slate impertinent boltzmann
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
irate theatre
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
irate theatre
  06/03/19
...
Autistic point persian
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Zippy Theater Jewess
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
slate impertinent boltzmann
  06/03/19
...
Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
slate impertinent boltzmann
  08/08/19
...
slate impertinent boltzmann
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
maize roommate
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Twinkling rebellious gay wizard
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
maize roommate
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maize roommate
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Yellow black woman
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chrome piazza boiling water
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ruddy associate theater stage
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ruddy associate theater stage
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chrome piazza boiling water
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Autistic point persian
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sable
  10/11/21
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comical aquamarine son of senegal resort
  10/11/21
bump
ruddy associate theater stage
  03/12/22
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chrome piazza boiling water
  01/05/23
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Tan Preventive Strike Lay
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Olive
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
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irate theatre
  01/03/24
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gay death wish hall
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Tan Preventive Strike Lay
  07/28/25
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Frisky milk
  12/29/25
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Vermilion bipolar boistinker
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
unholy
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: irate theatre

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Cream zombie-like trailer park sneaky criminal

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: bateful mediation coffee pot

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Vivacious up-to-no-good incel friendly grandma

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: galvanic copper step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Carmine Trump Supporter

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: flickering skinny woman affirmative action

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Ocher parlour pozpig

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: lake potus market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: rusted fighting locus codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: mauve heaven

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Buff school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: irate theatre

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Buff school cafeteria

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: irate theatre

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Adventurous coldplay fan

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Autistic point persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Ocher parlour pozpig

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Dashing State Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Vivacious up-to-no-good incel friendly grandma

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Vivacious up-to-no-good incel friendly grandma

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Frozen cumskin library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: mauve heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: rusted fighting locus codepig

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: citrine wild old irish cottage

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: irate theatre

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: startling diverse base round eye

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: curious windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: lavender bearded stain

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Aromatic Carmine Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: contagious cruise ship striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: low-t range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful vibrant goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: appetizing flushed set

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: motley pit wagecucks

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: passionate mildly autistic casino

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Buff school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: irate theatre

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Fragrant bisexual cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: low-t range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: doobsian tantric temple deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: harsh titillating athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: insane stage trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Pale twisted lettuce community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: milky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Tan Preventive Strike Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: bateful mediation coffee pot

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: mauve heaven

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Rose spectacular nursing home

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: stimulating federal corner chad

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Indecent Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Cream zombie-like trailer park sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: erotic property

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: navy big center

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered rehab french chef

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: shimmering garrison cuckoldry

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: doobsian tantric temple deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: doobsian tantric temple deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: lime cuckold

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Pink becky idea he suggested

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Pink becky idea he suggested

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Jade Telephone

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Zippy Theater Jewess

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Thriller vengeful business firm prole

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Sick Masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: henna tank

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: ebony gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: supple therapy volcanic crater

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Exciting Haunting Elastic Band Institution

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Floppy Twinkling Uncleanness Factory Reset Button

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: charismatic spot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Crackhouse Feces

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Domesticated sooty dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Frozen cumskin library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Cerebral high-end school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Marvelous sexy useless brakes

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: gay death wish hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: insane stage trust fund

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: razzle rambunctious background story home

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Infuriating jew

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Arousing sinister sandwich whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: fishy sadistic travel guidebook laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Cocky filthpig

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: nighttime vigorous mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all menage gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: hot stubborn national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: comical aquamarine son of senegal resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Balding generalized bond legend

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Soggy violent orchestra pit quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed insanely creepy plaza

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: excitant clown

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: contagious cruise ship striped hyena

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: passionate mildly autistic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: brindle hairraiser chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: irate theatre

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: irate theatre

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Racy genital piercing space

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: citrine wild old irish cottage

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: citrine wild old irish cottage

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: passionate mildly autistic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Stirring kink-friendly stead double fault

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: galvanic copper step-uncle's house

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Crusty circlehead really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: charismatic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: aggressive sweet tailpipe

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Cocky filthpig

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Boyish Carnelian Area

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Snowy electric shrine love of her life

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: citrine wild old irish cottage

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: irate theatre

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: abusive headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Cream zombie-like trailer park sneaky criminal

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Black Tanning Salon International Law Enforcement Agency

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: irate theatre

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Unhinged mother mexican

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: irate theatre

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: irate theatre

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring metal marketing idea

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: rusted fighting locus codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: erotic property

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Stirring kink-friendly stead double fault

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: exhilarant dingle berry

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: multi-colored useless faggotry scourge upon the earth

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: irate theatre

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: aggressive sweet tailpipe

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: shimmering garrison cuckoldry

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: concupiscible bawdyhouse toilet seat

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Outnumbered rehab french chef

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: crystalline swashbuckling station

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: charismatic spot

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Tan Preventive Strike Lay

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Glittery hairy legs

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Autistic point persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: White stag film

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: rusted fighting locus codepig

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: White stag film

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: rusted fighting locus codepig

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: White stag film

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed insanely creepy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: razzmatazz house

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Geriatric Kitchen Hunting Ground

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: harsh titillating athletic conference

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: ruddy associate theater stage

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: low-t range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Cream zombie-like trailer park sneaky criminal

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: ruddy associate theater stage

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: irate theatre

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Geriatric Kitchen Hunting Ground

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Sickened church pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring metal marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: low-t range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: hot stubborn national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine demanding national sound barrier

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Racy genital piercing space

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Snowy electric shrine love of her life

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: swollen laughsome immigrant pistol

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Domesticated sooty dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Spruce ratface queen of the night

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: comical aquamarine son of senegal resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Tan Preventive Strike Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: aggressive sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: White stag film

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: irate theatre

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: White stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: White stag film

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: rusted fighting locus codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: citrine wild old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: White stag film

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: White stag film

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: citrine wild old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: irate theatre

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: gay death wish hall

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: doobsian tantric temple deer antler

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: erotic property

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: gay death wish hall

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Autistic point persian

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: charismatic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Domesticated sooty dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Startled orange crotch

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Racy genital piercing space

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed insanely creepy plaza

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Cocky filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Racy genital piercing space

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: citrine wild old irish cottage

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: doobsian tantric temple deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Racy genital piercing space

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: ruddy associate theater stage

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: low-t range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: irradiated pontificating brunch pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Domesticated sooty dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: harsh titillating athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: White stag film

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman puppy

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Overrated philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Den Electric Furnace

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: medicated magical church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Lemon voyeur address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: ruddy associate theater stage

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Submissive talented nibblets kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: ruddy associate theater stage

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: ruddy associate theater stage

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Shivering alcoholic dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: heady orchid kitty cat parlor

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: mauve heaven

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: gay death wish hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: citrine wild old irish cottage

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Autistic point persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: low-t range

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Nudist odious box office

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: flirting location pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Frum Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: gay death wish hall

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: heady orchid kitty cat parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: heady orchid kitty cat parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: erotic property

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: erotic property

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: medicated magical church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: erotic property

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: erotic property

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: medicated magical church building

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: erotic property

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: irate theatre

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Snowy electric shrine love of her life

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: maniacal hissy fit indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: doobsian tantric temple deer antler

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: erotic property

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: doobsian tantric temple deer antler

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: erotic property

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: doobsian tantric temple deer antler

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: erotic property

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: doobsian tantric temple deer antler

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: erotic property

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: wonderful confused field

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: erotic property

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: wonderful confused field

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: erotic property

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: doobsian tantric temple deer antler

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: erotic property

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Racy genital piercing space

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: erotic property

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: doobsian tantric temple deer antler

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: erotic property

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Cyan territorial halford

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: mauve heaven

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: contagious cruise ship striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: fear-inspiring adulterous depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: passionate mildly autistic casino

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: irate theatre

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Autistic point persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Pink becky idea he suggested

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Trip fanboi

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: passionate mildly autistic casino

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: medicated magical church building

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Trip fanboi

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Shivering alcoholic dysfunction

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Snowy electric shrine love of her life

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: maniacal hissy fit indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Exciting Haunting Elastic Band Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  Party Of The First Part Forum

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: irate theatre

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Tan Preventive Strike Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  buck-toothed foreskin lodge

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: passionate mildly autistic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Frozen cumskin library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: ruddy associate theater stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Tan Preventive Strike Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Arrogant Painfully Honest Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  dull faggot firefighter office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Autistic point persian

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Awkward 180 regret

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Trip fanboi

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Exciting Haunting Elastic Band Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: slippery slimy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Autistic point persian

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: irate theatre

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: bistre site legal warrant

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: aggressive sweet tailpipe

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  buck-toothed foreskin lodge

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed angry abode

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Domesticated sooty dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Exciting Haunting Elastic Band Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Opaque roast beef

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: 

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: charismatic spot

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: massive fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: dark slap-happy

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: charismatic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: violent fiercely-loyal newt

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  impressive hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: gay death wish hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Autistic point persian

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Arousing sinister sandwich whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: blathering partner juggernaut

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: irate theatre

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: blathering partner juggernaut

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: slippery slimy sanctuary

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: hideous turdskin

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: bull headed khaki ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: gay death wish hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Dragon Tattoo

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: irate theatre

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Very tactful bossy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: gay death wish hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: irate theatre

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Autistic point persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed angry abode

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: irate theatre

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Autistic point persian

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Self-centered Antidepressant Drug Half-breed

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: wonderful confused field

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: slate impertinent boltzmann

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: slate impertinent boltzmann

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: ruddy associate theater stage

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: slate impertinent boltzmann

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: gay death wish hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Arousing sinister sandwich whorehouse

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: slate impertinent boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: slate impertinent boltzmann

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: irate theatre

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: 

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: irate theatre

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Autistic point persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Zippy Theater Jewess

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: slate impertinent boltzmann

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Emerald Godawful Shitlib Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: slate impertinent boltzmann

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: slate impertinent boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: maize roommate

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Twinkling rebellious gay wizard

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: maize roommate

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: maize roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Yellow black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: ruddy associate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: ruddy associate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Autistic point persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  sable



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: comical aquamarine son of senegal resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: ruddy associate theater stage

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: chrome piazza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Tan Preventive Strike Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Olive

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: 

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: irate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: gay death wish hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Tan Preventive Strike Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Frisky milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Vermilion bipolar boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  unholy

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2~#49548061)