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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
geriatric national
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
High-end exciting athletic conference
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
geriatric national
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
lascivious zippy gunner mad cow disease
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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copper disgusting pit
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Amber parlor
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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Sienna Personal Credit Line Institution
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
geriatric national
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
stubborn puppy
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
geriatric national
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
stubborn puppy
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
startling big-titted legend faggot firefighter
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Elite Prole Mental Disorder
  04/05/22
Height?
fragrant giraffe station
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5'7" - 5'8"
geriatric national
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Sadistic abusive juggernaut philosopher-king
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Vibrant boiling water blood rage
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
Pontificating bright gaming laptop
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shots fired
Heady crackhouse
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lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
geriatric national
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
mind-boggling rehab digit ratio
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
Hilarious poppy laser beams public bath
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geriatric national
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
motley flirting senate antidepressant drug
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tallmos done here
Trip dun indian lodge
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
stirring rose locus weed whacker
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
lascivious zippy gunner mad cow disease
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
razzmatazz adulterous shitlib
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Hilarious poppy laser beams public bath
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Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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geriatric national
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: geriatric national

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: High-end exciting athletic conference

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: geriatric national

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: lascivious zippy gunner mad cow disease

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Overrated cordovan native stock car

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: copper disgusting pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: lascivious zippy gunner mad cow disease

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Flickering blue dilemma mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Doobsian Kitty Cat Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle resort keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Amber parlor

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: stubborn puppy

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Sienna Personal Credit Line Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: geriatric national

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: stubborn puppy

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: geriatric national

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: stubborn puppy

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: startling big-titted legend faggot firefighter

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Elite Prole Mental Disorder

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: fragrant giraffe station

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: geriatric national

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Sadistic abusive juggernaut philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Vibrant boiling water blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Pontificating bright gaming laptop

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Heady crackhouse

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: geriatric national

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling rehab digit ratio

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Hilarious poppy laser beams public bath

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: geriatric national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: motley flirting senate antidepressant drug

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Trip dun indian lodge

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: stirring rose locus weed whacker

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: lascivious zippy gunner mad cow disease

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz adulterous shitlib

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Hilarious poppy laser beams public bath

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: demanding provocative abode

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: lascivious zippy gunner mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: flesh filthy idiot trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Adventurous Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: geriatric national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: geriatric national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: excitant church building

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: geriatric national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2~#50114491)