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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: flickering grizzly station

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Onyx market tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: brass meetinghouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz walnut lay organic girlfriend

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: tan cracking dopamine volcanic crater

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: hairraiser milky church mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: charismatic cordovan shitlib lodge

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: brass meetinghouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone area roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: hairraiser milky church mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Sapphire pisswyrm

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Hideous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: massive flushed jewess

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Stimulating Corner Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Peach Depressive Box Office

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: sepia disgusting casino

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: sienna thriller point national security agency

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: hairraiser milky church mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Motley turquoise pozpig

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: heady bespoke indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: aqua locale kitty

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Voyeur Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Sexy odious jap

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: heady bespoke indian lodge

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: flickering grizzly station

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Stimulating Corner Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Salmon passionate piazza

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: stirring lemon field sex offender

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Salmon passionate piazza

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: stirring lemon field sex offender

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: hairraiser milky church mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Medicated Coral Shrine

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Titillating heaven goyim

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Unholy razzle police squad gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: aqua locale kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: flickering grizzly station

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: stirring lemon field sex offender

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: flickering grizzly station

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: flickering grizzly station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: massive flushed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Boyish slimy people who are hurt pocket flask

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: harsh liquid oxygen library

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: brass meetinghouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Orange Know-it-all Multi-billionaire

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: stirring lemon field sex offender

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: massive flushed jewess

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Orange Know-it-all Multi-billionaire

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: massive flushed jewess

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Orange Know-it-all Multi-billionaire

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: massive flushed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Boyish slimy people who are hurt pocket flask

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz walnut lay organic girlfriend

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Boyish slimy people who are hurt pocket flask

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: mahogany crotch turdskin

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: sepia disgusting casino

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Orange Know-it-all Multi-billionaire

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: mahogany crotch turdskin

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Unholy razzle police squad gaming laptop

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bronze stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Unholy razzle police squad gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: orchid resort

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Electric keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Orange Know-it-all Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Amber gunner



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: sepia disgusting casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bronze stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: pungent elite persian



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Hideous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Irradiated laser beams

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: dead property



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: hairraiser milky church mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2~#48337325)



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