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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
Titillating walnut toaster laser beams
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
Disrespectful shimmering pervert cruise ship
  11/22/23
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concupiscible sable base
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
exciting bronze jap
  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
Stubborn Azure University
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Titillating walnut toaster laser beams
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
nubile son of senegal
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
Lilac buck-toothed reading party range
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
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Mind-boggling Menage
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Women are 180
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ebony crackhouse boltzmann
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Titillating walnut toaster laser beams
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I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
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Titillating walnut toaster laser beams
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
self-absorbed splenetic area feces
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"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
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self-absorbed splenetic area feces
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I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
vivacious pungent police squad fanboi
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the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
self-absorbed splenetic area feces
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I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
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exciting bronze jap
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Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
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180 song
zombie-like hairy legs pocket flask
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
Titillating walnut toaster laser beams
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
zombie-like hairy legs pocket flask
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
Titillating walnut toaster laser beams
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: Titillating walnut toaster laser beams

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47087128)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: Disrespectful shimmering pervert cruise ship

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: concupiscible sable base



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: exciting bronze jap

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47087169)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Stubborn Azure University

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47087285)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: Titillating walnut toaster laser beams



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: nubile son of senegal

Holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47087290)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Lilac buck-toothed reading party range

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Titillating walnut toaster laser beams

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK




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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Menage



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Menage



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Marvelous psychic shrine

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#48452737)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: ebony crackhouse boltzmann



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: Titillating walnut toaster laser beams



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Stubborn Azure University

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Titillating walnut toaster laser beams



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: self-absorbed splenetic area feces

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: self-absorbed splenetic area feces

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed splenetic area feces



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: vivacious pungent police squad fanboi

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed splenetic area feces

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: vivacious pungent police squad fanboi

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: Titillating walnut toaster laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47112081)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Stubborn Azure University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#48452730)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: exciting bronze jap



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Theater Stage Hissy Fit

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: zombie-like hairy legs pocket flask

180 song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Titillating walnut toaster laser beams

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: zombie-like hairy legs pocket flask

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Titillating walnut toaster laser beams

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Tanning Salon

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2~#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Titillating walnut toaster laser beams



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