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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
sable thriller stage regret
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
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  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
sable thriller stage regret
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
sable thriller stage regret
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Sienna provocative theatre roast beef
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
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Copper impressive box office sandwich
  04/05/26
Lol
bipolar clear casino messiness
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
lemon razzle school cafeteria crotch
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
sable thriller stage regret
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
lemon razzle school cafeteria crotch
  04/05/26
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Sienna provocative theatre roast beef
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Electric locale
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
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Comical party of the first part rehab
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Magenta Church Building Trust Fund
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
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wine immigrant
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Floppy bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
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  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
sable thriller stage regret
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
translucent cruise ship
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Drab bull headed gaming laptop
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Swashbuckling property pistol
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Bearded Fantasy-prone Double Fault Prole
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Spectacular university coldplay fan
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
odious brethren people who are hurt
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
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  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Swashbuckling property pistol
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Spectacular university coldplay fan
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Wonderful iridescent area masturbator
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
wine immigrant
  04/05/26
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Sienna provocative theatre roast beef
  04/05/26
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Sadistic stead
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Drab bull headed gaming laptop
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
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  04/05/26
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Copper impressive box office sandwich
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
aqua black woman telephone
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
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Sienna provocative theatre roast beef
  04/05/26
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diverse aggressive business firm mexican
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
crimson roommate old irish cottage
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
sable thriller stage regret
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Drab bull headed gaming laptop
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
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Motley Charcoal Institution
  04/06/26
Pls respond
rose big den cuckold
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
diverse aggressive business firm mexican
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: sable thriller stage regret

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Sienna provocative theatre roast beef

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Sooty bbw patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: sable thriller stage regret

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: sable thriller stage regret

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Sienna provocative theatre roast beef

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: diverse aggressive business firm mexican

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Copper impressive box office sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: bipolar clear casino messiness

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: lemon razzle school cafeteria crotch

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: sable thriller stage regret

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: lemon razzle school cafeteria crotch

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Sienna provocative theatre roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Electric locale

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Sooty bbw patrolman

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Comical party of the first part rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Magenta Church Building Trust Fund

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Irradiated gaped quadroon address

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: wine immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Floppy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: translucent cruise ship

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pocket flask ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: sable thriller stage regret

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: translucent cruise ship

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Drab bull headed gaming laptop

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling property pistol

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Bearded Fantasy-prone Double Fault Prole

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Spectacular university coldplay fan

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: odious brethren people who are hurt

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Wonderful iridescent area masturbator

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling property pistol

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Spectacular university coldplay fan

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Wonderful iridescent area masturbator

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: wine immigrant

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Sienna provocative theatre roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Sadistic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Drab bull headed gaming laptop

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Wonderful iridescent area masturbator

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Copper impressive box office sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Copper impressive box office sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: aqua black woman telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: aqua black woman telephone

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: purple hairless corn cake shrine

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Sienna provocative theatre roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: diverse aggressive business firm mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: crimson roommate old irish cottage

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: sable thriller stage regret

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Drab bull headed gaming laptop

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Wonderful iridescent area masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Motley Charcoal Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: rose big den cuckold

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: diverse aggressive business firm mexican

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2~#49812165)