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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
jade nursing home weed whacker
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
soul-stirring parlor
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
soul-stirring parlor
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
soul-stirring parlor
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
soul-stirring parlor
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
soul-stirring parlor
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
soul-stirring parlor
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
jade nursing home weed whacker
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
jade nursing home weed whacker
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Gaped office
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
jade nursing home weed whacker
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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godawful menage
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Mustard Stage Legend
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Bat-shit-crazy spectacular theatre nibblets
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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duck-like topaz incel native
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
aquamarine digit ratio trailer park
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
godawful menage
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
aquamarine digit ratio trailer park
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
harsh flirting national stain
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
jade nursing home weed whacker
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
wonderful theater stage
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
yellow place of business
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Brindle arousing public bath
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
jade nursing home weed whacker
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
avocado slippery brunch
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
lascivious sable senate toaster
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
jade nursing home weed whacker
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Brindle arousing public bath
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Bat-shit-crazy spectacular theatre nibblets
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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jade nursing home weed whacker
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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jade nursing home weed whacker
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
jade nursing home weed whacker
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
sticky state
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
sticky state
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
sticky state
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Vermilion round eye
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
jade nursing home weed whacker
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lol
Gaped office
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
sienna base
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
lavender pisswyrm
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
jade nursing home weed whacker
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
lavender pisswyrm
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Link?
jade nursing home weed whacker
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
lavender pisswyrm
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
jade nursing home weed whacker
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
jade nursing home weed whacker
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
jade nursing home weed whacker
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
jade nursing home weed whacker
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
jade nursing home weed whacker
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
lavender pisswyrm
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Titillating sooty church building
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Killself seems appropriate
fuchsia insecure boiling water
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
jade nursing home weed whacker
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AI
avocado slippery brunch
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
godawful menage
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Stimulating Blood Rage Box Office
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
VacuFit
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
Buff exhilarant factory reset button stage
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
jade nursing home weed whacker
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
sticky state
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlor

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Gaped office

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: godawful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Mustard Stage Legend

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: aquamarine digit ratio trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Light knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Brindle arousing public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: nubile dead mother mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: avocado slippery brunch

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy spectacular theatre nibblets

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: aquamarine digit ratio trailer park

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: duck-like topaz incel native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: aquamarine digit ratio trailer park

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: godawful menage

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: aquamarine digit ratio trailer park

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: harsh flirting national stain

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: yellow place of business

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Brindle arousing public bath

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: avocado slippery brunch

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: lascivious sable senate toaster

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Brindle arousing public bath

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy spectacular theatre nibblets

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Gaped office

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: sienna base

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: irradiated violet telephone hissy fit

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: godawful menage

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: big ceo orchestra pit

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: sticky state

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: diverse umber goal in life

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: sticky state

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: diverse umber goal in life

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: smoky heaven

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: sticky state

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Vermilion round eye

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Gaped office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: sienna base

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: lavender pisswyrm

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: lavender pisswyrm

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: lavender pisswyrm

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: VacuFit

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: supple plum rehab reading party

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: lavender pisswyrm

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Titillating sooty church building

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: fuchsia insecure boiling water

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: tan seedy community account

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: avocado slippery brunch

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: godawful menage

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Stimulating Blood Rage Box Office

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: VacuFit

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Buff exhilarant factory reset button stage

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: jade nursing home weed whacker

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: sticky state

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Curious church therapy

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2~#50068093)