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Started lifting — is the StrongLifts app any good?

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other t...
Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner
  05/04/24
DO YOUR FAHVS
appetizing translucent chapel
  05/04/24
What’s a FAHV?
Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner
  05/04/24
It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent
appetizing translucent chapel
  05/04/24
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Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner
  05/04/24
you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"
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  05/04/24
To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it fo...
appetizing translucent chapel
  05/04/24
lol @ bugmen "I need an app to lift weights"
wonderful painfully honest shitlib abode
  05/04/24
I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not t...
Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner
  05/04/24
you need 8-10 apps to lift properly
white adventurous famous landscape painting bbw
  05/04/24
That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok las...
Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner
  05/04/24
not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possibl...
white adventurous famous landscape painting bbw
  05/04/24
Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should dow...
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  05/04/24
Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program
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coiffed deep queen of the night state
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Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe
coral diverse preventive strike hospital
  05/04/24
How old are you bud?
Racy Soggy Space
  05/04/24
Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never ...
Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner
  05/04/24
Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep ...
Racy Soggy Space
  05/04/24
I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off...
Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner
  05/05/24
can I maek it at 30?
Violent office codepig
  05/05/24
Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult
Racy Soggy Space
  05/05/24
You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your a...
coiffed deep queen of the night state
  05/04/24
you can set up any routine in the app not just SL
Ivory twinkling uncleanness principal's office
  05/04/24
workouts should take 20-30 min max anything more than is ...
Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead
  05/04/24
oh no, he's back to being retarded
Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed
  05/04/24
it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and ...
Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead
  05/04/24
There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At som...
Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed
  05/04/24
just lift heavier
Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead
  05/04/24
(lifetime intermediate)
Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed
  05/04/24
TDNW BTFO
Underhanded Poppy Selfie Box Office
  05/05/24
...
appetizing translucent chapel
  05/05/24
idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests t...
glittery personal credit line ratface
  05/05/24
read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp
Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed
  05/05/24
for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additio...
glittery personal credit line ratface
  05/05/24
Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.
Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed
  05/05/24
...
bat shit crazy associate locale
  05/05/24
guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukrai...
Indigo Useless Knife
  05/04/24
Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not ...
mischievous zippy senate rigpig
  05/05/24
ty lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense
Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead
  05/05/24
Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" i...
mischievous zippy senate rigpig
  05/05/24
Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russo...
Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed
  05/05/24
(((sports science))) the best books about fitness were wr...
Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead
  05/05/24
Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is...
mischievous zippy senate rigpig
  05/05/24
The "science" also extols periodization, which is ...
Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed
  05/05/24
Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop
mischievous zippy senate rigpig
  05/05/24
What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?
Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed
  05/05/24
You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with...
mischievous zippy senate rigpig
  05/05/24
Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete pr...
Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed
  05/05/24
To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe...
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  05/05/24
There is something to working up to sport-specific max inten...
Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed
  05/05/24
I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things an...
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I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at th...
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  05/05/24
Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed f...
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...
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I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's n...
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dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks musc...
Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead
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Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union
Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed
  05/05/24
DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.
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  05/04/24
Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight trainin...
Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner
  05/04/24
Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six ...
Obsidian rough-skinned wrinkle
  05/04/24
App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and...
Indigo Useless Knife
  05/04/24
You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions
Racy Soggy Space
  05/04/24
day 1: bench press, incline press, flies day 2: squat, l...
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  05/04/24
If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in m...
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  05/05/24
But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one...
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very cool
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Okay, thanks anyway, little guy. I'll let you have the la...
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  05/05/24
Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter (Thi...
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  05/05/24
yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pu...
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  05/05/24
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other than walking the dog and running through airports.

My wife swears by StrongLifts and has used it for several months now. She was always in pretty good shape (way better than me), but now is even slimmer with a tighter butt.

I used it today and it seemed ok. But I know nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634556)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: appetizing translucent chapel

DO YOUR FAHVS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634571)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner

What’s a FAHV?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634827)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: appetizing translucent chapel

It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634910)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635946)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:21 PM
Author: white adventurous famous landscape painting bbw

you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634576)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: appetizing translucent chapel

To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it for 16 weeks then do something else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634588)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: wonderful painfully honest shitlib abode

lol @ bugmen

"I need an app to lift weights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634851)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner

I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not to put on a show at Pounders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634855)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: white adventurous famous landscape painting bbw

you need 8-10 apps to lift properly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634859)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner

That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok last time you did this, now this time it’s reasonable to do this”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634867)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: white adventurous famous landscape painting bbw

not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possible to get the best idea of what to do next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634870)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: appetizing translucent chapel

Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should download it after 16 weeks of starting strength.

Base strength.ai is a new app from Alex Bromley that uses ai to coach your progress. It may be shit but its a cool idea.

The RP hypertrophy app is a paid option to do the same thing that is very sophisticated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634917)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: glittery personal credit line ratface

Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634885)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy associate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634888)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634944)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: coiffed deep queen of the night state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635528)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: coral diverse preventive strike hospital

Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635385)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: Racy Soggy Space

How old are you bud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635408)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner

Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never anything involving weights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635942)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Racy Soggy Space

Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep dive into pickleball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636078)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner

I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off big for my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636588)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Violent office codepig

can I maek it at 30?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637728)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Racy Soggy Space

Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637796)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: coiffed deep queen of the night state

You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635489)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Ivory twinkling uncleanness principal's office

you can set up any routine in the app not just SL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635519)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead

workouts should take 20-30 min max

anything more than is (((trainer))) scams and one step shy of masturbation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635522)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed

oh no, he's back to being retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635799)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead

it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and all that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635813)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed

There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At some point you need to train more than 1.5hr a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635823)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead

just lift heavier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635830)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed

(lifetime intermediate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635838)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Underhanded Poppy Selfie Box Office

TDNW BTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636574)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: appetizing translucent chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636674)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: glittery personal credit line ratface

idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests that his goal is to participate in weightlifting competitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636797)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed

read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636849)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: glittery personal credit line ratface

for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additional weightlifting app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637628)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed

Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637637)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: bat shit crazy associate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636880)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Indigo Useless Knife

guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635825)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: mischievous zippy senate rigpig

Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not time spent in gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636859)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead

ty

lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637255)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: mischievous zippy senate rigpig

Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" is bad advice or of marginal benefit at best. Outside the gym just eat lots of creatine and protein and try to sleep 9 hours. That's literally it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637452)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed

Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russophobia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637480)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead

(((sports science)))

the best books about fitness were written 100 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637559)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: mischievous zippy senate rigpig

Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is what stimulates growth, not time. For weight training at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637634)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed

The "science" also extols periodization, which is incompatible with your dumbed-down view of sports that allows you to be lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637649)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: mischievous zippy senate rigpig

Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637653)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed

What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637661)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: mischievous zippy senate rigpig

You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637666)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed

Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete program into 30min a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637672)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:11 PM
Author: exciting bull headed base

To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe) who swear by that. If it works for an individual & their genetics (which would be 1:X0000000), then there's nothing wrong with it.

The issue is that people take these articles or interviews with pro BBers as gospel and insist there's some awesome secret because it worked for some genetic freak of nature on 25g/week of test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637689)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed

There is something to working up to sport-specific max intensity as quickly as possible, but Bulgarians and Kazakhs did this multiple times a day and on enough drugs to clog your kidneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637696)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: exciting bull headed base

I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things and just look at others' routines, from which they draw the conclusions they want.

And there are a lot of people like Momo who went way beyond merely clogging their kidneys. We don't hear about the vast majority of these individuals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637722)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: mischievous zippy senate rigpig

I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at the gym so it's not for me. But in 30 minutes you could do enough deadlift and squats that you couldn't use the stairs on the way out. For OP I'd suggest not even worrying about time. Just work out until you know you're gonna be sore tomorrow. Keep it simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637701)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: exciting bull headed base

Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed for anyone that's not looking to step on stage.

However, those two things aren't marketable, so you never see them espoused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637736)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: mischievous zippy senate rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637740)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: exciting bull headed base

I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's not for non-enhanced or middle-age laypeople.

That said, its simplicity & upper/lower body breakdown is probably better for beginners than the weird hit-every-muscle-group-in-seven-days stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637663)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Topaz mind-boggling ladyboy stead

dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks muscled guys only appeared after fag gym nuts started posting on IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637709)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Smoky Yapping Locus Half-breed

Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637733)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: 180 property

DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635690)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Territorial Citrine Clown Gunner

Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight training she’s been doing has mostly just added tone and tightness.

C-cup boobs that are kind of wasted on me because I’m an ass man.

Increasingly firm, round butt, which I love. She loves reverse cowgirl, I think because I am so enthusiastic about it. Wish she let me spank her more often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635972)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Obsidian rough-skinned wrinkle

Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635774)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Indigo Useless Knife

App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and get technique right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635826)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Racy Soggy Space

You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635891)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: jet weed whacker

day 1: bench press, incline press, flies

day 2: squat, lunge

day 3: pull ups, standing row

day 4: deadlift, farmer walk

day 5: overhead press, lat raises

day 6: arms (optional)

day 7: rest

try to add weight as often as you can

eat a lot and eat healthy, sleep a lot

There are probably a million ways to do the above better, but Im also a dumb middle aged guy and the above seems to work for me.

Best advice: Spend a thousand or so and get a squat rack, bench, bar, plates, and some dumbbells. You'll spend the same for gym membership anyway, so just spend it upfront and save the 40 minute roundtrip commute. You can do all of this at ~30m a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635971)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: exciting bull headed base

If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in middle age, you've already failed.

There's nothing to "start." You walk into the rack and squat. You're done when you collapse.

No posting.

No discussion.

No debate.

No pictures.

Just fucking squat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637015)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: exciting bull headed base

But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one thing I simply cannot give.

Please provide apps, subscriptions, and extremely complex 7-day full-body workout routines [(c) Flex Magazine 1994] that I will absolutely fail to follow. Additionally, please provide a list of overpriced supplements with the best placebo effects on the market.

I'll pay whatever it takes so long as I don't have to put in effort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637640)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Thriller self-centered dingle berry

very cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637691)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: exciting bull headed base

Thanks, little bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637702)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Thriller self-centered dingle berry

I could eat you, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637710)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: exciting bull headed base

Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type.

Feel free to make an actual contribution to this thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637726)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Thriller self-centered dingle berry

link to your "actual contribution", you fuming homo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637739)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: exciting bull headed base

While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up homosexuality in all of your posts, I would prefer to see something about working out ITT. Opinions, preferences, experiences... whatever you'd like to share :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637764)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Thriller self-centered dingle berry

wow you're really gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637791)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: exciting bull headed base

Okay, thanks anyway, little guy.

I'll let you have the last word after this, as it's about time for me to hit the fucking gym :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637807)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Light dashing son of senegal

Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter

(This post sponsored by your local spinal surgeon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637741)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Sadistic primrose psychic institution

yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pull legs routine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637021)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: appetizing translucent chapel

100% agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637339)