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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Monthly college bort update ITT: |
09/30/25 |
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Daily mailcall thread Pt. 3 (Aug. 26-27th overnight, 2025): |
08/26/25 |
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'Kirst and the Creek' - a new indie film produced for my media arts class: |
08/06/25 |
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Where are y'all thinking of going to college? |
08/06/25 |
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π¨ Early student move-ins start in just a few weeks π¨ |
08/06/25 |
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Cockmaxxing: The practice of maximizing the amount of dick in you at all times: |
07/17/25 |
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Sometimes I go on College Board and look up colleges |
07/05/25 |
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Dickpenis McCock here again. What a wild first week it has been here. |
05/26/25 |
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jane hoya |
05/23/25 |
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Dickpenis McCock's the name. Brand new day-1 college board poaster here |
05/21/25 |
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hahaflyguylolololroflflyguyahahh
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05/06/25 |
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thoughts on case western? |
05/06/25 |
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Bothered |
05/06/25 |
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cbomo can I borrow ur orgo textbook |
05/06/25 |
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ANNOUNCEMENT: The daily mailcall thread will now be posted TWICE per day |
05/01/25 |
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I'm preparing a disquisition on poet Philip Larkin for the 2025 symposium |
04/14/25 |
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CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE HAHAHAH |
04/13/25 |
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the college bort is like a portal in a vast desert |
04/13/25 |
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The Lost Cause of the College Board |
04/13/25 |
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*Flies a flock of killer drones over college bort to finish off stragglers* |
03/29/25 |
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!!!π¨ ALERT π¨!!! |
03/14/25 |
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God has given me the vision to revive the college board |
02/17/25 |
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This board is now white poasters only |
02/16/25 |
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Fuck the law board This is where I belong and I'm going to maek it(Boom) |
02/16/25 |
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sharks cruise ocean; u - poast |
02/14/25 |
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*Rides a tractor right through the middle of the board* |
02/14/25 |
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has anyone seen my pants |
02/08/25 |
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You can just post on the college board like nothing ever happened |
02/08/25 |
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π¨π 2025 NEW YEARS' ULTRA-MEGATHREAD PART I ππ¨ |
02/06/25 |
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How are your new years' resolutions going, college kids? |
01/20/25 |
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thinking about joining a sorority but pre op now, chances? |
12/19/24 |
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college creampies |
12/19/24 |
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college board w00t |
12/19/24 |
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bothered, are you free for lunch tomorrow? of course, at Wendy's! |
12/19/24 |
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PeruvianBellJar, give us some updates on you're life and times: |
12/19/24 |
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Post-Halloween college board megathread Vol. IA |
12/17/24 |
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π¨π¨π¨ AUTOADMIT LAUNCHING NUKES ON COLLEGE CONFIDENTIAL π¨π¨π¨ |
11/20/24 |
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Lena Chen Timeline (2006-2012) |
11/01/24 |
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jane hoya let's run away 2gether us against the world |
10/28/24 |
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jane hoya make it be llike it was |
10/28/24 |
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Would Lena Chen have aborted Rowdy Chen Neumann if she'd enough of an audience? |
10/28/24 |
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Jane Hoya is a grandmother now |
10/28/24 |
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OBAMA IS GOING TO TURN THE MACHINES ON |
10/28/24 |
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π¨ MEGA-ALERT EMERGENCY THREAD READ IMMEDIATELY π¨ |
10/28/24 |
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Bothered tell us about your collection of throw away Miatas |
10/27/24 |
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I refuse to give up on the college bort |
09/23/24 |
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π 2024 NEW YEARS' ULTRA-MEGATHREAD PART II π |
09/19/24 |
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fuck my ass, kyle |
09/19/24 |
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How'd your guys's commencements go? |
09/08/24 |
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Lena Chen Timeline (2006-2012) |
09/08/24 |
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Lena Chen Timeline (2006-2012) |
09/08/24 |
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What do you guys think boombjoe is up to these days |
08/24/24 |
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*Quietly pisses in corner of bort while no one is looking* |
08/17/24 |
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megapoasting the college board waddup |
08/15/24 |
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*Ceremonially lights the college bort's morning flame* |
08/15/24 |
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ARE YOU HAPPY NYCFAN |
08/02/24 |
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Important new disquisition on 18-century politics and philosophy ITT: |
07/29/24 |
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wow, little did i know that 2 decades later i'd be having sex w men 4 money |
07/24/24 |
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'Sup? |
07/20/24 |
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π¨***π¨ KEY LSAT DATES FOR AUGUST 2024 - JUNE 2025 π¨***π¨ |
06/14/24 |
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How's it going, college kids? |
06/01/24 |
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College bort is now NOTICEABLY FASTER than the law board |
03/28/24 |
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LET'S | GET | CREAMPIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED |
03/06/24 |
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π 2024 NEW YEARS' ULTRA-MEGATHREAD π |
03/06/24 |
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CRUCIAL UPDATES ITT (spoiler: 'cock') |
02/10/24 |
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Weekend Mailcall thread (Jan. 13, 2024): |
01/13/24 |
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Santa's penis size speculation megathread π
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12/23/23 |
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im gay |
12/19/23 |
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Dick-a-dee doo-da; dick-a-dee-day; my oh my what a wonderful gay |
11/27/23 |
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Let's get a new start on this board with a clean new thread: |
11/03/23 |
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Solemn 9/11 commemoration megathread |
10/13/23 |
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Gimmie fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire... COCK! |
09/03/23 |
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PeruvianBellJar here with major update: |
08/23/23 |
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CRUCIAL UPDATE #2 ITT: |
07/23/23 |
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CRUCIAL UPDATE #1 ITT: |
07/23/23 |
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π¨***π¨ KEY LSAT DATES FOR AUGUST 11, 2023 - JUNE 7, 2024 π¨***π¨ |
06/12/23 |
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Daily mailcall thread (Saturday, June 3, 2023) |
06/03/23 |
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Daily mailcall thread (Friday, June 2, 2023) |
06/02/23 |
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Easter week special high-volume mailcall thread: |
04/13/23 |
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Daily mailcall thread (March 30, 2023): |
03/30/23 |
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jane hoya are u excited for fall semester |
02/23/23 |
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jane hoya u going anywhere 4 spring break |
02/23/23 |
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jane hoya - post a recent (2014) thigh pic |
02/23/23 |
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This thread will be on the frontpage for 2-3 months! |
02/23/23 |
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Important update for the College Board ITT: |
02/22/23 |
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*swings machete through the overgrown vines which cover the college bort* |
02/04/23 |
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¡¡¡HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! |
01/11/23 |
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WTF!!!! have we been hacked? font is blood red |
12/30/22 |
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CGI Joker Frozen Elsa and BTownMeggYeow Christmas Special 2022 w/Elon |
12/03/22 |
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Cute girl I knew in hs gave me live tuna wink$ hanging out after Thanksgiving |
11/25/22 |
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I'm a French stoner; chances at Lehigh? |
11/25/22 |
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How often do you send letters to your college sweetheart over the summer? |
11/17/22 |
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Cock: An Halloween 2022 Special Edition: |
10/26/22 |
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Gender Acceleration: A Blackpaper |
10/06/22 |
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Are you guys back on campus yet? |
10/04/22 |
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Heh |
09/17/22 |
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Happy September 11/cock/DICKPENIS day 2022! |
09/11/22 |
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The thing is this: DICK PENIS COCK TALLYWHACKER THINGYTOOL |
08/30/22 |
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BAFF (and COCK) for unreads |
08/24/22 |
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Who knows thisWhore at Eastern Arizona College? SheGaveMeHERPES |
08/09/22 |
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'Dickpenis' |
08/02/22 |
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Im 5`10`` |
07/30/22 |
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Important updates for July (university admissions, SATs, etc.): |
07/25/22 |
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LOL @ the 'LSAT' let's talk about the COCKSAT, the only test that really matters |
06/26/22 |
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Rowan accepts 792 of 792 black cocks for 2014 (100%) |
06/10/22 |
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π¨***π¨ KEY LSAT DATES FOR AUGUST 12, 2022 - JUNE 9, 2023 π¨***π¨ |
06/01/22 |
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'Coccyx'... lol, just kidding. Actually, COCK |
05/16/22 |
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Lol there's literally a animal called the 'dick dick': |
05/01/22 |
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WARNING: Lance Tsosie SexuallyExpoits Women!!! |
04/23/22 |
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Bump. Bump. Bump. COCKCOCKCOCKPEEEENISCOCK Bump. Bump. |
03/07/22 |
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AttentionWhore Nadya Okamoto cancelled for silencing Black voices |
03/01/22 |
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*Twerks all over the college board w/my penis&testes flailing around* |
02/28/22 |
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Consider the following theorem: COCK |
02/21/22 |
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Lena Chen Carnegie Mellon |
02/21/22 |
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'Cock-of-the-walk' |
02/21/22 |
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BAFF for unreads |
02/21/22 |
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SexOffender Justin Fajen uses SLAPP suit to silence victim (link) |
02/21/22 |
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ΠΠ·Π½acΠΈΠ»oΠ²aΠ½ΠΈe |
02/13/22 |
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PeruvianBellJar, come back |
02/13/22 |
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College board fem posters, post your tits (frosh sophs ONLY) |
02/13/22 |
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Bboooooooooomshakalakalaka Bboooooooooomshakalakalaka |
02/13/22 |
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* * * * * * * * * * ALLAHU AKBAR * * * * * * * * * * |
02/13/22 |
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WARNING: Mohammed Farhan (Keele University) is a SexPredator |
02/13/22 |
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Double Major - Is It Worth it? |
01/30/22 |
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π¨***π¨ KEY LSAT DATES FOR AUGUST 14, 2021 - JUNE 11, 2022 π¨***π¨ |
01/30/22 |
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we used to run this show |
01/30/22 |
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Recycling boxes of Genny Light |
01/30/22 |
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Investigation reveals Chessy Prout LIED about rape at St John's School |
01/30/22 |
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Investigation reveals Chessy Prout LIED about rape at St John's School |
01/30/22 |
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*Pulls down trousers and flashes the bort; full penis nothing hidden* |
01/15/22 |
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¡¡¡¡&iex
cl;HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!! |
01/01/22 |
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kirst pls respond |
11/04/21 |
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Where are you guys going to college? |
10/13/21 |
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'The Dongfather' |
09/30/21 |
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*Growls like a tiger and eats raw meat from the floor with teeth* |
07/17/21 |
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Networking quirk lets anyone remote control BYU dorm webcams |
06/22/21 |
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*STREAKS ACROSS COLLEGE BOARD* |
06/22/21 |
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where we u on may 3rd, 2005 |
06/22/21 |
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What ever happened to the retard kirst pushed into a creek |
06/22/21 |
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Mid-June 2021 update ITT: |
06/22/21 |
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If you think about it, river barges are kind of fuckin' NUTS |
05/28/21 |
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Enjoy your life friends!(Boom) |
04/12/21 |
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Most of the threads here are premade by Sysco and reheated for use, not homemade |
04/12/21 |
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Spring break is coming up guys! |
04/12/21 |
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Checking in again after a 15-year break (Poetic Dreamer) |
04/05/21 |
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π¨***π¨ APRIL 10/11 and JUNE 12, 2021 LSAT THREAD π¨***π¨ |
04/02/21 |
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***WEEKLY MAIL CALL THREAD Feb. 1, 2021*** |
02/01/21 |
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***DAILY MAIL CALL THREAD Jan. 23, 2021*** |
01/23/21 |
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***DAILY MAIL CALL THREAD Jan. 18, 2021*** |
01/18/21 |
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***DAILY MAIL CALL THREAD Jan. 15, 2021*** |
01/15/21 |
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