Michigan Law grad sues Mich Law and summer firm (PDF complaint!)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:39 PM Author: aromatic pisswyrm
This was just forwarded to me, and I absolutely *had* to upload it.
You guys are just going to loooooove this... something for pretty much everyone in here:
http://www.autoadmit.com/complaint.pdf
Enjoy!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484894) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:42 PM Author: Concupiscible wrinkle plaza
This can't be real. Can't be.
Civil conspiracy? Antitrust violations? Intentional interference with prospective business relations?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484909) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 1:07 AM Author: milky cowardly private investor
y'all know why he threw in an antitrust claim at the end, right? TREBLE DAMAGES! Lucky he thought of it and remembered to throw it in #35 - right before the damages section. Brilliant.
What a fucking cuntwad.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487116) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:42 PM Author: contagious casino
Ahhh, there's nothing quite like the rich, heady scent of persecution wafting off a document like this.
Plus, Michigan's legal writing program clearly taught this guy well.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484913) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM Author: Provocative burgundy stage friendly grandma
welcome to torts.
I'm guessing this guy is a six-sigma weirdo? As well as being a mamma's boy?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484942) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM Author: 180 circlehead
"As a resulft of Defendant's acitons, Plaintiff Maria Zack, a retired school teacher, suffered significant economic, emotional, and reputational damages, as well as a significant disruption in retirement and life plan."
i'm pretty sure that means he lives with his mom.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484961) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:58 PM Author: contagious casino
177? He's probably exactly right!
Well, a 177 for parsing that out, I suppose.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484983) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM Author: Motley Immigrant
WAIT!
Who is Maria Zack???
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485103) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:43 PM Author: contagious casino
But the woman is a RETIRED schoolteacher. That suggests it's his mom...unless his sister/wife has just as many obvious emotional & psychological problems and was forced to "retire" early.
Which is entirely possible in this case.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485239) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:02 PM Author: contagious casino
Actually dood, the scary thing is this guy probably did well enough on his LSAT to be acceptable to the Michigan adcom.
Think they're regretting that move now?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484996) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:45 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone violet gaping
Well goddamn.
It was bound to happen sooner or later. Fucking ridiculous.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484922) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 5:47 PM Author: Arousing House
I did not read this closely - am I correct in understanding that he was fired because he lied on his resume?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484935) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM Author: Provocative burgundy stage friendly grandma
I think either he
was very strange on the job or
fucked up his 2L grades
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484945) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:53 PM Author: Mind-boggling reading party
If you were trying
To respond in haiku form
you failed horribly
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484957) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM Author: Comical school background story
So did you; you failed to make a reference to a season.
Sorry for the prose, BTW.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485100) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 8:30 PM Author: exciting onyx son of senegal clown
TITCRTIT
CRTITCRTITCRTITCR
TITCRTIT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485725) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 8:42 AM Author: Vibrant citrine trailer park fat ankles
Like the Winter owl
His two-finger-typing ass
Is out in the cold
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487900) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:52 PM Author: Mind-boggling reading party
Where did you infer that? It seems to be a reasonable assumption, but I can't find anything that relates to it directly.
'fraudulently to manipulate Mr Zack's employment record to develop a basis for dismissal'?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484950) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM Author: Arousing House
First sentence of #15 - impede AZ's efforts to obtain employment by refusing opportuinty to clarify "certain apparently false information in his employment record"
EDIT: I suppose this could mean the employment record from MNAT. Never mind.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484965) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:56 PM Author: contagious casino
I think this is referring to whatever the reasons were for his dismissal by his 2L summer firm.
I can only hope I get to work w/a weirdo like this during the summer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484974) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 5:48 PM Author: Mind-boggling reading party
For some reason, I'm thinking this is MachoBreeze in 3 years. Valid?
#13 is my favorite, btw.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484937) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:59 PM Author: Marvelous meetinghouse
better than #17!?
Basically, he's claiming that the firm is a state actor because one of the member of the firm used to hold a government position at some time in the past.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484984) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:10 PM Author: contagious casino
Dood, that's great, but you're missing the true magnum opus of ADRIAN ZACK's complaint: the masterful, quasi symphonic way in which he joins his complaint against MNAT (the firm) to that against Michigan. I commend to you the climax of this movement, paragraph #33:
"Plaintiffs believe there is some nexus between the actions of MNAT defendants, other unnamed or current MNAT employees, or unnamed individuals otherwise associated with MNAT defendants, and the actions of the University of Michigan defendants, other unnamed current or former University employees, STUDENTS [my emphasis], or individuals otherwise associated with University Defendants, in furtherance of conspiracy."
HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH ADRIAN ZACK? ADRIAN ZACK SEES THE WHEELS WITHIN THE WHEELS.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485044) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:17 PM Author: contagious casino
This guy graduated, however low-ranked, from the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. Do you think he seriously failed to realize the requirements for a conspiracy? He can't even demonstrate that these two groups knew each other in any sense.
Besides, the manner of harm isn't even similar. Michigan just GRADEPWN3D him (and not even badly enough that he wasn't able to get a 2L summer job, I might point out), while MNAT apparently booted him out of that job before it was done.
Imagine that. Imagine being SO bad that they don't even let you finish up your 2L summer job, but actually physically escort you from the premises before it's over. My god, what was he doing, sniffing all the women's seats and constantly claiming he "smelled sex on them?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485097) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:36 PM Author: Marvelous meetinghouse
"This guy graduated, however low-ranked, from the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. Do you think he seriously failed to realize the requirements for a conspiracy?"
Did you see his attempt to get MNAT counted as a state actor?!?!!? I don't think this guy learned very much law in law school. Perhaps because he couldn't take hand written notes fast enough. Ah, another allegation to add to the complaint!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485211) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM Author: wild kitty cumskin
Ah, I think this is one of the rare but extremely powerful "lawsuites"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484943) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 5:52 PM Author: Motley Immigrant
can folks start summarizing the complaints...?
i'm a little stoned and tired, making the complaint hard to read.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484949) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 5:52 PM Author: pearly histrionic nursing home
There's your fucking antitrust!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484951) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 5:56 PM Author: Mind-boggling reading party
Someone find his email address and send him here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484976) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:01 PM Author: Adventurous Cuckoldry
18. "Certain exams taken by Mr. Zack that required students to be skilled touch-typists in order to produce a competetive response resulted in borderline failing gradesby virtue of the low volumbe of prose Mr. Zack could type in the time allotted as compared with other students."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7484993) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:03 PM Author: 180 circlehead
"Due to the legal and other expertise required to determine the correct legal taxonomy and nomenclature for such damages, and to estimate a reasonable valuation for each category of damages and the overall total, Plaintiffs cannot plead damages with any more specifity at this time."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485004)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:04 PM Author: pearly histrionic nursing home
34. Plaintiff Adrian Zack has devoted significant time and effort to searching for permanent employment during the five years since the fall of 2001. Such efforts have been especially intense during the last two and one-half years since Mr. Zack's graduation from law school.
LOL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485010) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:14 PM Author: contagious casino
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE OUT TO GET ADRIAN ZACK. ADRIAN ZACK HAS SEEN THROUGH THE LIES AND THE SMOKESCREENS AND CAN EXPOSE THESE PEOPLE. THEY CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN, AND SO ARE CONSPIRING TO CRUSH ADRIAN ZACK.
BUT SOON ADRIAN ZACK WILL CRUSH THEM.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485073) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 8:46 PM Author: Soggy charcoal tanning salon athletic conference
something is seriously fucked up with that guy.
he has an mba. no job.
he has a jd from michigan. no job.
he has allegedly been looking for years. no job.
he got fired from a summer job.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485799) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:05 PM Author: electric gas station crotch
http://callsign.73ham.org/detail/WM3Y
Ham Radio operator?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485015) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:06 PM Author: Adventurous Cuckoldry
25. "Charlotte Johnson, among other actions, without credible justification denied Mr. Zack accomadation during a 24-hour exam when he was forced to take an approximately two-hour break during the exam to handle a personal matter that unexpectedly and unavoidable [sic?] arose."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485023) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:08 PM Author: Marvelous meetinghouse
26 is better--suing career services for poor advice.
Christ, we should make that one a class action while we're at it!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485033) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:07 PM Author: Marvelous meetinghouse
He's really thrown in the kitchen sink at Mich Law. He's got an associate dean of students in there for not giving him an extension on a 24 hour take home because of a personal matter. He's got career services in there for giving him bad career advice. He's got a civ pro prof in there for poor email communications. This is hilarious.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485028) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:21 PM Author: idiotic heady parlour mad-dog skullcap
how do we know he isn't handicapped though? has this not occured to anyone? im being serious.
that would change things, in my opinion... there has to be some explanation. i doubt he's just that much of a screwball
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485124) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:10 PM Author: Adventurous Cuckoldry
CAN a pro se complainant ask for attorney's fees?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485047) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:12 PM Author: beady-eyed crystalline den
he has one point - that his former employers should give him access to people for recomendations, and should not make unsolicited negative recomendations.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485055) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 9:28 AM Author: Bull headed fiercely-loyal love of her life locus
Never a good idea to give negative recommendations unless something like embezzlement was the cause for dismissal and they were caught red handed. Creates too much liability for the employer. Remember this when coaching clients. BTW - most fortune 500 HR Departments don't give negative recommendations - they just say something like, "so and so worked here from X to Y in the position of Z." That is all they'll say and that is code for don't hire this fucking guy.
"A former employee sued her former employer for unlawful retaliation under Title VII. At trial, the former employee demonstrated the former employer provided negative recommendations to a prospective employer in retaliation for the employee's prior discrimination complaints. The jury found in favor of the employee and awarded her $25,000. However, the trial court rejected the verdict because it found she did not prove that due to the negative references she suffered an adverse employment action. According to the trial court, in order to make this showing, the employee had to prove that she would have received the prospective job but for the employer's negative references.
The Tenth Circuit held that the district court erred in requiring the former employee to meet this standard. The Tenth Circuit lessened the employee's burden of proof, holding that in order to prove an adverse action occurred because of negative references, the employee must only show that the negative references would likely preclude her from obtaining employment with the prospective employer. In this case, the prospective employer testified that negative information would have disqualified a candidate for the position (but the negative references were not the reason for its decision not to hire the former employee – the prospective employer claimed that the plaintiff was not hired because her long fingernails would have interfered with her typing speed!). The Tenth Circuit found the former employee proved that she suffered an adverse employment action due to the former employer's negative references. Accordingly, it reinstated the $25,000 jury verdict in favor of the employee."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487972) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 6:19 PM Author: Marvelous meetinghouse
Not sure about that. This isn't a classic no-offer situation. This was a mid-summer firing. And there may be a reason, depending on what happened that got him fired, why the firm doesn't want any of it's current employees endorsing the guy in their capacity as a firm employee.
As for the unsolicited negative recs, I have no idea how he could know that. Chances are, it's made up, just like his claim that the firm fired him as part of a conspiracy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485116) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:16 PM Author: Motley Immigrant
well, he's clearly insane. i wouldn't hire him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485083) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:17 PM Author: slate impressive dilemma azn
Does he find it too hard to type out his entire last name? He really might be typing diabled.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485094) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:17 PM Author: godawful laser beams
chances this even makes it into court?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485096) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 9:38 PM Author: clear center
12(b)(6)? In state court? That is not the credited response. Not sure about DE state procedural rules, but most states do not have motions to dismiss with as much teeth as the FRCPs. Still, the only claims not clearly subject to demurrer are IIPEA and conspiracy.
Edited: DE state court.
Edited: conspiracy generally requires an agreement, intent, and an underlying wrong. Some states do not even require participation to identified specifically. Agreement can be generally averred.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486030) |
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Date: January 29th, 2007 11:40 AM Author: Big Coral Pervert
He might be pro se, but he's still a licensed attorney.
Probably no attorney's fees, but probably a bar censure.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505298) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:18 PM Author: slate impressive dilemma azn
Does he find it too hard to type out his entire last name? He really might be typing disabled.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485104) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:23 PM Author: vivacious blathering round eye
this won't help his job search.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485136) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:24 PM Author: electric gas station crotch
Someone find the defendants' replies and post pls
tyty
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485140) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:25 PM Author: contagious casino
ADRIAN ZACK HAS SEEN THROUGH THE FARCE THAT IS CAREER SERVICES:
"26. Defendants Robin A. Kaplan and Susan M. Guindi advised Mr. Zack on his job search, and certain advice was highly disadvantageous to his particular circumstances. Regardless whether or not such advice was intended by these Defendants to harm Adrian Zack, the Law School, and these two Defendants in their capacities as its employees working in the Office of Career Services, should have known such advice would be significantly harmful to Mr. Zack's pursuit of employment."
ADRIAN ZACK WASN'T FOOLED BY OCS'S RECOMMENDATION THAT HE NOT TALK ABOUT THE ZIONIST-MASONIC ELDERS CONSPIRACY DURING ON-CAMPUS INTERVIEWS. OCS TRIED TO GET ADRIAN ZACK TO HOLD BACK THE TRUTH. NOBODY HOLDS BACK ADRIAN ZACK, ADRIAN ZACK'S ON A PLAINTIFF ATTACK.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485150) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:29 PM Author: Costumed vigorous coldplay fan psychic
i was intruiged by the allegation of a negligent conspiracy. what's that?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485165) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:33 PM Author: narrow-minded factory reset button
This is jogging a memory, but I'm not sure if it's a valid one (the age and the HAM radio thing are sparking it, if that helps anyone). About two years ago, wasn't the ridicule-of-the-moment a non-trad male who received no callbacks and then proceeded to write a very detailed letter to the firms outlining the fact that he once worked for some district county juvenile court judge and she could vouch that his legal writing was "among the finest she'd ever seen?"
Is this the same guy?? Someone else must remember this...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485190) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:39 PM Author: Mind-boggling reading party
dammit chancemeeting you're on fire in this thread
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485223) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: Provocative burgundy stage friendly grandma
where's valen?
google hints this guy's a ukrainian - i.e. a crazier type of russian.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485258) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:53 PM Author: abusive amber kitchen juggernaut
Is it bad form to send this out on the law school list server?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485275) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 6:56 PM Author: Crusty area
is it just me or is each of chancemeeting's posts ITT as annoying, strident, and attention-seeking as this brief?
but not in an I'm-channeling-Zack-interesting kind of way; in a sad, callow kind of way
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485288) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 7:03 PM Author: contagious casino
tyty.
Okay, no more all-caps Zack impersonations.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485317) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 7:01 PM Author: contagious casino
BEWARE GTO. ADRIAN ZACK IS PREPARED TO FILE AN AMENDED COMPLAINT ADDING XOXO TO THE LIST OF CONSPIRATORS ATTEMPTING TO DIMINISH THE EXPECTED ECONOMIC VALUE OF ADRIAN ZACK'S MICHIGAN LAW DEGREE.
YOU ARE TWO SUBPOENAS AWAY FROM A NEVERENDING NIGHTMARE OF LITIGATION. ADRIAN ZACK WILL TAKE YOUR YACHT. *TOOT* *TOOT* YOU TTTSEF.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485308) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 8:39 PM Author: Floppy Old Irish Cottage
LOOK AT HIS SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!! he must be crazy, HAHAHA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485769) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 9:06 PM Author: exciting onyx son of senegal clown
cf. Robinson v. Univ. of Akron Sch. of Law, 307 F.3d 409 (student who suffered from a "learning disability" was given 25% more time to complete his exam; student requested "unlimited additional time" to complete his exams); Clement v. Virginia Bd. of Bar Examiners, 1997 U.S. App. LEXIS 27951 (bar applicant claiming a learning disability is given twice the normal time to complete the bar exam and still fails).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485895)
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Date: January 25th, 2007 9:11 PM Author: clear center
Right. So... Let me get this straight: it was his poor typing skills, not his apparent inability to logic, that caused him to perform poorly in law school.
Wonder what he did to get escorted from the building his 2L summer?
Claims against law firm defendants = stale?
Edit: Not clear the claims are time-barred. Clever Zack attempted a tolling section at the end of the Complaint. But did he adequately plead any act to induce forbearance? Plus there are no dates given for paragraphs 14 & 15, so hard to show time-bar on the face of the Complaint.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485917) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 1:05 AM Author: Gold Electric Furnace
"Edit: Not clear the claims are time-barred. Clever Zack attempted a tolling section at the end of the Complaint. But did he adequately plead any act to induce forbearance? Plus there are no dates given for paragraphs 14 & 15, so hard to show time-bar on the face of the Complaint. "
He had to type the whole complaint up, didn't he?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487093) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 9:12 PM Author: exciting onyx son of senegal clown
What is with law school students?
"Holman alleged numerous violations of his constitutional rights by employees of U.C. Berkeley . . . including being placed in a room where loud drilling occurred nearby on the day before a law school exam, being told that he "would make a good lawyer," . . . and being pressured to pay his bills promptly."
Holman v. Board of Regents of University of California, 1990 U.S. App. LEXIS 20815
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485928) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 9:18 PM Author: exciting onyx son of senegal clown
Grafton v. Brooklyn Law School, 478 F.2d 1137
"For the fall semester of 1970-71 Grafton received another D+ average; this included an F in a 3-credit course in taxation. Grafton claims that the taxation final examination was so contrived that the grading professor could pass or fail any student as he desired, and that staff members of The Justinian received lower grades than others taking the same course."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485955) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 9:23 PM Author: Blue indian lodge
This guy has the markings to become the law school version of dylan klebold. UMich law should be worried about this nut job. Despite his JD/MBA, he basically sucks at life then blames everyone else but himself. I'm surprised he didn't blame USC as well for the emotional distress caused by the ass raping USC gave Mich at the Rose Bowl a few weeks ago. Maybe that should be #46.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485974) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 9:28 PM Author: exciting onyx son of senegal clown
And, another Michigan case: this time a student kicked out for cheating sues the school:
Easley v. University of Michigan Bd. of Regents, 619 F. Supp. 418
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7485998) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 9:55 PM Author: garnet giraffe
something for EVERYone?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486108) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 9:55 PM Author: Henna internal respiration mother
He isnt the firsy nutjob to go to law school. Ted Bundy was a law student during his years of killing and eating people....
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486109) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 1:21 AM Author: milky cowardly private investor
i'm pretty sure ted bundy didn't eat anyone ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_bundy
but you're right about him killing folks while in law school
"In 1975, while still attending law school at the University of Utah, Bundy shifted his crimes to Colorado"
"Bundy bought a one-way plane ticket and flew TWA from Denver to Chicago the night he escaped. He then caught an Amtrak train to Ann Arbor, Michigan," - coincidence?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487218) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 10:41 PM Author: infuriating exhilarant chapel toilet seat
Shit, this is nothing. You should see what some of the wacko "jailhouse lawyers" file. I had the boyfriend of a client try to sue me because I refused to file a motion claiming that she had diplomatic immunity from prosecution due to her status as the biblical concubine to the ambassador to the kingdom of yaweh.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486350) |
Date: January 25th, 2007 11:37 PM Author: indecent step-uncle's house skinny woman
The Real Story: This is a dumb and slightly deranged white guy who, through some bizarre rationalization, checked the african-american box and got some massive AA to get into Michigan.
He got terrible grades at Michigan because he wasn't qualified to be there in the first place. However, he was still able to land a job, albiet a shitty one, purely off the fact that he was a Michigan student.
At his job, he proceeded tell extremely racist jokes at inappropriate times, thinking he could get away with it because he was 'african-american.' Too bad everyone else correctly saw him as 'white.'
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7486606) |
Date: January 26th, 2007 1:01 AM Author: Massive light selfie
it would be funny if he tried to join Ciolli and xoxohth for this thread
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487064) |
Date: January 26th, 2007 8:11 AM Author: Laughsome cerise voyeur
does anyone know what this guy's roundabout rationalization for claiming to be african american are? if he was smart, he woulda just claimed to be native american like a lot of supposedly nonwhite ppl at top schools do.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487862) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 8:26 AM Author: indecent step-uncle's house skinny woman
This is so incredibly wrong. Many schools, and also the government, actually have a definition for what it means to be Native American (must be recognized by a tribe or have 1/16 native american blood, or whatever).
Neither law school nor the government, however, have a definition for "hispanic" or "african-american" - it's 100% self-selection. It's really, really, hard to prove someone isn't african-american or hispanic if they claim they are, because they can just say "yeah, my great-great-grandmother was black, so I consider myself black." There is no 1/16 rule or anything for african-american or hispanic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487877) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 8:47 AM Author: Vibrant citrine trailer park fat ankles
the 1/16 rule is absurd. there were a lot of guys i knew in college that were white for all "intensive purposes" but found out they were 1/16 and milked it for all it was worth.
For what "intensive purposes" would it be helpful to be white?
Swimming?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487906) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 8:57 AM Author: Vibrant citrine trailer park fat ankles
I'm making fun of the "for all intensive purposes" line, dood, not making a statement about Indian AA.
EDIT: I think all racial prrferences are horseshit, but if the adcoms are going to give boosts to African royalty and black students that grew up in Bel-Air for "facing discrimination" then you can't bust someone's hustle for digging up grandpa's tribal card.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487919)
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Date: January 26th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: Vibrant citrine trailer park fat ankles
It's usually 1/4th, but few colleges would screw with you if you have a tribal affiliation card--which is very easy in some states. Read:
Tuesday, May 26, 1998 - Seattle Times
by Tom Brune
Seattle Times staff reporter
Elizabeth Lake says she has always thought of herself as a Native American.
So two years ago, when filling out a state-government job application that asked her race or culture, she didn't think twice about checking the box labeled "American Indian."
She eventually landed a job with the Department of Social and Health Services. But within the first week, a supervisor pulled Lake out of a training session.
"She said she could not visibly determine my race," recalls Lake, who has long, dark hair, dark eyes and a light complexion.
The supervisor told Lake she had been hired to meet an affirmative-action goal for American Indians, and that if she could not prove her race, the job offer would be withdrawn.
The next day, Lake brought in documents showing her great-grandfather was a member of the Chickasaw Nation.
But her supervisors told her she needed proof that she was a member of a tribe - and that she had a month to produce it.
She didn't. She lost her job.
Lake has since learned she is 1/128th Chickasaw Indian, enough for her to get a tribal-affiliation card, sufficient documentation for the state.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7490241)
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Date: January 26th, 2007 8:30 AM Author: Dashing jew
Favorite parts (tie): Abbreviating his own last name & the fact that his co-plaintiff (who I had assumed was his wife) is apparently his mother.
Least favorite part: He left off the part about him destroying a door.
Or am I the only one here who remembers that?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487885) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 10:28 AM Author: contagious casino
Holy shit. Done before his law school career even began?!
I will trade legendary stories about Cass Sunstein being PWN3D by his wife at UChicago Wine Mess with anyone who can offer more reliable details of this no doubt classic Michigan moment.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488139) |
Date: January 26th, 2007 9:04 AM Author: Laughsome cerise voyeur
this guy's life reeks of the inverse of that dave chappelle skit with the blind black klan member.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7487927) |
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Date: January 26th, 2007 10:16 AM Author: contagious casino
Fucker. I totally thought you were serious.
Thing is, you could have offered nearly any story about this guy, however nuts, and I would've accepted it given that he had already demonstrated a capacity for six-sigma weirdness.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488094) |
Date: January 26th, 2007 11:01 AM Author: Comical school background story
All these suits against lawsuits by former students are hilarious. Did anyone major in classics? These actions represent the eternal recurrence of the paradox of Protagoras' lawsuit against Euathlus --if these students can win pro se lawsuits against law schools (who have plenty of legal talent on tap) then they obviously *did* receive a decent legal education, contrary to their claims, and should therefore receive no damages.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7488273) |
Date: January 29th, 2007 10:41 AM Author: aqua multi-colored idea he suggested
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505048) |
Date: January 29th, 2007 11:04 AM Author: ungodly cerebral hissy fit antidepressant drug
King Douche of UMich: BigTex or Adrian Zachariastfu?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7505157) |
Date: January 29th, 2007 2:07 PM Author: claret personal credit line library
Did anyone catch the paragraph where he says this PRIVATE employer violated his "due process" rights by firing him without a hearing? Good god some people are morons. I can't believe someone can get all the way thru umich ls and not understand that only gov't can violate your due process rights.
Additionally, I'm sick of people just not being able to swallow the fact that employment is "at will" and is so-called for a reason.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7506087) |
Date: March 12th, 2007 10:23 AM Author: abusive amber kitchen juggernaut
Do we still not know why he was fired?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#7742220) |
Date: December 23rd, 2007 10:29 PM Author: honey-headed trip senate
What ended up happening here?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067116) |
Date: December 23rd, 2007 10:33 PM Author: honey-headed trip senate
Update: Michigan Law School just sent the Law Blog the following statement: At Michigan Law, students generally choose for themselves whether to write examination answers by hand or whether to type on a keyboard (laptop or typewriter). Beyond the typing policy at issue in the lawsuit, every effort is made to ensure fairness and equitability in the grading and evaluation process.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067136) |
Date: December 23rd, 2007 11:20 PM Author: Racy fighting yarmulke faggot firefighter
I dunno if there's a Rule 12(b)(6) in order . . . seems like this case could make it to summary judgement...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067328) |
Date: December 24th, 2007 12:33 AM Author: disgusting supple parlor hunting ground
For the record, this sounds disgusting, unethical and illegal.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=569671&forum_id=2#9067538) |
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