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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:37 PM Author: provocative garnet gay wizard http://www.dailykos.com/comments/2006/6/13/94048/8072/2#c2
I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn’t understand why the President would be going to Iraq when so many things are wrong in this country. “Doesn’t Mr. Bush care about us anymore?” she asked pitifully.
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President seems to be abandoning his country. “Honey, I think his boss, Mr. Rove, sent Mr. Bush out of the country in order to keep himself out of the newspapers. You see, he wasn’t sure if he was going to be arrested today or not, and so he planned Mr. Bush’s trip ahead of time just in case...”
I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, “Honey, I just don’t know - I don’t know what’s going on in this country anymore...”
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, “Daddy” she said, “why are the Republicans doing this to the country?” Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it’s too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter’s voice helped me to get through. |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:38 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage they're soooo cute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976107) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:39 PM Author: provocative garnet gay wizard If the story isn't flame, then I feel pretty bad for that kid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976122) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Lilac national security agency If this story isn't flame, I feel for everyone remotely connected to this broad.
EDIT: "dood." I don't know why I immediately ascribed this sort of shit to the feminine... |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:46 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage it's flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976179) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:50 PM Author: Lilac national security agency Yeah, seems pretty clear now that I've paid enough to attention to it to actually discern the gender. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976230) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:38 PM Author: Rambunctious Juggernaut Wow. That is the most ridiculous thing ever written. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976113) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:39 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage no, but it's pretty ridiculous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976117) |
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Date: February 16th, 2007 5:37 PM Author: Cyan Vigorous Electric Furnace Boiling Water Shut up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7616122) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:39 PM Author: Emerald adventurous elastic band Jesus Christ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976118) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:42 PM Author: Umber wrinkle digit ratio He is busy killing innocent children in Iraq. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976136) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:40 PM Author: Galvanic Flesh Abode Personal Credit Line "the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much"
Holy motherfuck.... |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:41 PM Author: Flickering Den Coffee Pot What he doesn't say is that his daughter is 35. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976134) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:42 PM Author: fiercely-loyal telephone space That made me cry... I was laughing so hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976143) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: primrose really tough guy dingle berry you simpleheaded moron. its clearly flame perpetuated by stupid rightwingers like you. did you even read the comments thereafter?
CheChe... seriously enough (10+ / 0-) Recommended by:kenboy, Sherri in TX, hyperstation, teedz, Tuscarora, stevej, RyoCokey, BlueKast, Pragmatic Dem, Arm and Dope This is getting old.
Crying with your daughter on the sofa again? Like on April 19? or April 27th? or May 11th?
It is always the same post! Enough with the lip beginning to tremble and eyes filling with tears.
Thinking men can not be ruled. --Ayn Rand
by Wisper on Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 07:44:51 AM PDT
now shut up |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:46 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage good catch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976178) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:46 PM Author: provocative garnet gay wizard Why do libs turn on each other instead of providing the emotional support that CheChe obviously requires? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976182) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:47 PM Author: primrose really tough guy dingle berry HE CRIES W/ HIS DAUGHTER IN AN OVERLY EXAGGERATED WAY EVERYTIME SOMETHING FALLS THROUGH FOR THE DEMS
you stupid neocon |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: provocative garnet gay wizard Keep your voice down and don't call me a neocon. Just snap your fingers and be done with me and this thread, plz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976263) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: Flickering Den Coffee Pot "w/" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976274) |
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Date: February 17th, 2007 9:34 AM Author: Titillating bearded doctorate police squad This is a sweet shtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7618790) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:47 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage because we're smart enough to notice when people are trying to trick us. unlike conservatives who are kinda like blind sheep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976200) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:49 PM Author: provocative garnet gay wizard Despite this guy's frequent breakdowns, is there any evidence that it's flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976220) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: Lilac national security agency While I'm sure it is, I've attended more than a few lectures and heard more than a few conversations where these sentiments (if not their exaggerated tone) were pretty closely echoed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976251) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage i gathered that it's nearly the exact same post from four previous occasions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976305) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:55 PM Author: Pea-brained International Law Enforcement Agency you still post here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976294) |
Date: June 13th, 2006 3:42 PM Author: startling home Thank you for this. Hopefully " I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago" will become just as big as "One day, as I was browsing around the library downtown". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976141) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: vivacious narrow-minded weed whacker private investor This is why I don't read blogs regularly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976154) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:45 PM Author: Lilac national security agency Yet it is why I intend to start... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976164) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:45 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage this is why i don't read comments. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976166) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:45 PM Author: comical wine reading party liquid oxygen "When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, “Daddy” she said, “why are the Republicans doing this to the country?” Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it’s too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter’s voice helped me to get through."
Could this guy possibly be a PUSSY, by any chance? |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:46 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage he could be a troll, maybe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976185) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:48 PM Author: Mint stag film I love the exchange that follows it.
"This is getting old.
Crying with your daughter on the sofa again? Like on April 19? or April 27th? or May 11th?
It is always the same post! Enough with the lip beginning to tremble and eyes filling with tears.
Thinking men can not be ruled. --Ayn Rand
by Wisper on Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 07:44:51 AM PDT
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"I'm simply not going to apologize for loving and comforting my daughter.
She happens to be very concerned about the course of this country and if you want to make fun of that, well, good for you.
There's just not enough time to always be writing a new story each and every time something happens, and since this is what happened, it seems fair. Since we lost her mother there hasn't been a lot of free time around here.
Bottle-feeding newborns is like forcing them to smoke cigarettes.
by CheChe on Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 07:56:13 AM PDT
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"Whatever man... (13+ / 0-)
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It is WORD FOR WORD. You just keep recycling the same post with the same emotional overtones.
I don't understand what your trying to achieve. Just jonesing for some mojo? Trying to play some sort of pity card? I don't get it.
Do whatever you want to do bro... just seems a little weird.
I'll see you again in a few weeks the next time you don't think you've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on your daughter's face. "Why do the Kossacks troll rate you Daddy?" she'll ask pitifully.
You'll sit down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) try to explain to her why DailyKos values honesty and creativity and has little patience for trite mojo hunters. "Honey, I think a lot of them are Trusted Users and know how to search the archives. You see, they have the ability to troll rate people they think are frauds."
You'll tryd to keep your voice steady, but it will become increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness are just too much. I think your daughter will be able to tell something is wrong. You'll find yourself at such a loss for words - nothing makes any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. You'll finally have to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know why I waste people time on Open Threads anymore..."
When you finish her lower lip will start to tremble and her eyes will begin to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why don't you just try to write original posts for a change?" Well, that will be it for you: You will finally fall apart. She'll just fall into your arms and you'll both begin sobbing for several minutes.
Have fun.
Thinking men can not be ruled. --Ayn Rand
by Wisper on Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 08:10:18 AM PDT
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:51 PM Author: Flickering Den Coffee Pot I love the people who think they have some kind of prestige in being a Trusted User on DailyKos.com. PSA: You don't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976255) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:54 PM Author: provocative garnet gay wizard People enjoy their online fiefdoms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976289) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:57 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage TITCR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976324) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 4:03 PM Author: Cerebral Submissive Wagecucks THis is the funniest line: There's just not enough time to always be writing a new story each and every time something happens, and since this is what happened, it seems fair. Since (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976378) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:53 PM Author: comical wine reading party liquid oxygen actually, this is awesome flame. Here is another one by the same author
May 11 I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why the President would be spying on everyone. "Even my Grandma?" she asked pitifully.
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President has ordered a group of spies to collect information on every American. "And yes honey, even Grandma", I was forced to say.
I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessnes were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through.
April 27 I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago.
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the Senate Republicans want to drain the treasury in order to give every American a $100 check. I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessnes were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..." the rest is the same
and another
I'm just glad this farce is finally coming to an end. I was watching the news with my daughter when the story broke. When McClellan's image first came up on the screen she first let out a little shriek thinking that something horrible was about to be announced. When I explained to her that in fact, that bad man was finally going to go away, she let out the happiest yell I've heard her make in quite a long time... "Yeaaaaaaahh!!!"
I couldn't believe how elated she was. But then I think the emotion of the moment started to get the best of her. All the pain that this administration has inflicted upon the world started to sink in and overcome her initial excitement. What began as a few half-hearted snufflings finally turned into outright sobs. Well, that was it for me to. I started crying right along with her. We sat on the sofa together holding each other crying softly comforting eachother as best we can in these dark times.
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: Flickering Den Coffee Pot Okay, before I laughed thinking it was real, now I'm laughing because it is indeed such high quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976308) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:57 PM Author: provocative garnet gay wizard We should go over there and "180" the guy's post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976319) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage we should all register and uprate it so he becomes a Trusted User. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976336) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:59 PM Author: Flickering Den Coffee Pot I am in fact registered...hmmm...
Edit: done and done. |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 4:02 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage fucking hippie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976370) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:57 PM Author: Lilac national security agency I wonder if the responses to his first attempt(s), before he was called out for cut-n-paste flame, were sympathetic and consoling... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976321) |
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Date: June 13th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: Ungodly old irish cottage this deserves research! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#5976330) |
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Date: February 16th, 2007 10:03 PM Author: Useless heady brunch legend Great fucking flame. Hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7617261) |
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Date: February 16th, 2007 5:19 PM Author: Pea-brained International Law Enforcement Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7616050) |
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Date: February 16th, 2007 5:24 PM Author: judgmental toilet seat casino Subject: heres how the comment ends ....then i made out with my daughter and srsly pwned her cunnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7616069) |
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Date: February 16th, 2007 5:25 PM Author: topaz spot And then he smirked and said "welcome to the republican party." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7616076) |
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Date: February 16th, 2007 5:44 PM Author: Cerise Base Nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7616142) |
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Date: February 16th, 2007 11:52 PM Author: Mustard hospital windowlicker this is stupid, terrible flame. because you enjoy it, i think less of YLS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7617785) |
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Date: February 17th, 2007 2:55 AM Author: provocative garnet gay wizard There's a hundred reasons to think less of YLS, my appreciation for flame on the DailyKos comments is the least of them. The fact that a number of responses to his comment sympathized with his fake story is probably the most damning part of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7618487) |
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Date: February 17th, 2007 5:09 AM Author: exciting school cafeteria you're an idiot. and for the record, you had no idea this was flame. this is how you think all democrats think and feel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7618663) |
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Date: February 17th, 2007 5:16 AM Author: erotic garrison This thread is pathetic. The fringe views of Republicans have already been repudiated by the American people in the 2006 elections. Your sick brand of humor works among yourselves, but has no impact beyond your insular group. Welcome to the real world, biyatches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7618670) |
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Date: February 17th, 2007 8:07 AM Author: Rusted jap athletic conference I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn’t understand why RatIV would say such awful things. “Doesn’t RatIV care about us anymore?” she asked pitifully.
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why RatIV seems to be abusing Republican posters. “Honey, I think he simply cannot appreciate good flame...”
I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, “Honey, I just don’t know - I don’t know what’s going on on this board anymore...”
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, “Daddy” she said, “why is RatIV doing this to the board?” Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it’s too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter’s voice helped me to get through.
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Date: February 17th, 2007 8:35 AM Author: citrine mental disorder fat ankles nice self pwnag3 there PD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=433909&forum_id=2#7618732) |