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A girl tells you, "I'm going to pass out. Do whatever you want"

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you'...
vibrant high-end school cafeteria
  12/13/09
Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these ...
Mahogany bossy senate
  12/13/09
At least half the girls I have been with have said something...
dead histrionic fat ankles volcanic crater
  12/13/09
wow, that makes you a serial rapist
Azure Insane Pit Roommate
  12/13/09
How is it rape if she has consented?
honey-headed laughsome hell feces
  12/13/09
someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent ...
Azure Insane Pit Roommate
  12/13/09
Fair
honey-headed laughsome hell feces
  12/13/09
fair? its the fucking law
Azure Insane Pit Roommate
  12/13/09
Your point is a fair one.
honey-headed laughsome hell feces
  12/13/09
true, but as a practical matter... if intoxication preven...
olive trailer park toilet seat
  12/13/09
Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I thin...
Ivory Sandwich Location
  12/13/09
no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score
Azure Insane Pit Roommate
  12/13/09
uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intox...
Azure Insane Pit Roommate
  12/13/09
If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talki...
dead histrionic fat ankles volcanic crater
  12/13/09
well that reads like a passage out of witkin you are igno...
Azure Insane Pit Roommate
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: Drunkard (a drun...
irradiated pisswyrm house
  06/10/10
A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?
Garnet Mediation Theater
  09/11/10
More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin ...
sepia tattoo principal's office
  09/11/10
Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies ...
Garnet Mediation Theater
  09/11/10
um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick ha...
Frisky university
  09/11/10
yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin
Cordovan slap-happy indian lodge
  12/13/09
mushroom tapping?
multi-colored bronze nursing home dragon
  12/13/09
take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead
Cordovan slap-happy indian lodge
  12/13/09
lol
Outnumbered amber area boltzmann
  09/11/10
I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.
Supple persian
  09/11/10
pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape
Azure Insane Pit Roommate
  12/13/09
If that were the case I would never get laid and every time ...
dead histrionic fat ankles volcanic crater
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Drunkard (a drunk...
irradiated pisswyrm house
  06/10/10
sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, c...
Odious messiness
  09/11/10
You're such a loser.
appetizing brethren set
  09/11/10
I pass.
hyperactive disturbing hospital half-breed
  09/11/10
I do nothing. My beta side wins out.
Indigo shitlib
  12/13/09
Anal.
glittery menage masturbator
  12/13/09
agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?
Wild Travel Guidebook
  12/13/09
OFS Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and ...
Ivory Sandwich Location
  12/13/09
Haha. Fuck that.
Supple persian
  09/11/10
i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she...
Lemon Trump Supporter Address
  12/13/09
is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?
violet house-broken weed whacker locale
  12/13/09
I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and wor...
dead histrionic fat ankles volcanic crater
  12/13/09
...
Aphrodisiac carmine forum
  11/20/11
yea it could be
Lemon Trump Supporter Address
  12/13/09
if she's still warm
Bateful Orange Chapel Corn Cake
  02/27/11
Paint penis on her face and upload pic to facebook
Violent double fault
  12/13/09
Paint sharingans on her arm and upload pics to narutoforums
Violent double fault
  12/13/09
Put her hand in a bowl of warm water
Violent double fault
  12/13/09
Put shaving creams on her hands.
Violent double fault
  12/13/09
1. Violent anal 2. Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jiz...
seedy ungodly cuckoldry
  12/13/09
this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here
Plum Shaky Reading Party Property
  06/10/10
to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspie...
boyish hideous becky church building
  06/10/10
"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"...
Plum Shaky Reading Party Property
  06/10/10
Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemma...
greedy iridescent stage national security agency
  06/10/10
And then the paramedics rape her and she blames me? NEVER AG...
Violent double fault
  06/10/10
You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self...
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  06/10/10
When she wakes up she'll regret whatever happened, so I woul...
marvelous shimmering immigrant
  06/10/10
Whatever I want? OFS, check this out. First thing I do i...
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  06/10/10
nmultiple 180
magical electric locus
  06/10/10
I nearly spat my coffee laughing at this, OFS.
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  06/10/10
this isnt funny at all, the two poaster above are faggot
Rusted center
  06/10/10
u mad
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  06/10/10
excellent moniker
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  06/10/10
Actually it's pretty damn funny, and earns multiple 180s for...
soggy cheese-eating milk dog poop
  06/10/10
i like it, i like it
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  06/10/10
180
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180
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  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
Maybe my favorite poast of all time.
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Frisky university
  09/11/10
Yeah, you gotta think big
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  06/10/10
Excellent.
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...
glittery menage masturbator
  06/10/10
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  06/10/10
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titillating self-absorbed round eye
  06/10/10
stupid post
Turquoise parlor prole
  09/11/10
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fuchsia twinkling uncleanness
  09/11/10
original, friend "playing a violin tune of such unea...
Canary twisted old irish cottage goyim
  09/11/10
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  09/11/10
Still among my favorite poasts of all time.
sooty racy laser beams
  09/11/10
180
Coiffed philosopher-king
  09/11/10
180
violet house-broken weed whacker locale
  09/11/10
180
Impressive cracking hominid boiling water
  09/11/10
this isn't funny
wonderful incel giraffe
  09/11/10
I will probably never get over this post.
razzle-dazzle misanthropic trust fund
  02/27/11
that's because it's a fucking amazing post ape
Stimulating Gaped Garrison Faggotry
  10/05/11
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  10/05/11
lol keep responding to cgtp months after she retired from th...
magical electric locus
  10/05/11
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Stimulating Gaped Garrison Faggotry
  11/20/11
lmao
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  10/05/11
meh, 158 post
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  10/05/11
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filthy voyeur
  10/05/11
gets better and better
Chocolate Vigorous Spot
  10/05/11
this is an incredible poast, but it would have been even bet...
Tripping nofapping parlour
  11/20/11
You don't like the "that's my thing" meme?
Stimulating Gaped Garrison Faggotry
  11/20/11
i'm in favor of it, but it's the rest of the sentence that i...
Tripping nofapping parlour
  11/20/11
Well I'm not going to ruin it with a lengthy disquisition on...
Stimulating Gaped Garrison Faggotry
  11/20/11
fair. it was a really minor quibble in any case. now sto...
Tripping nofapping parlour
  11/20/11
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  01/01/12
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Stimulating Gaped Garrison Faggotry
  01/01/12
wtf
Translucent space
  01/01/12
She is a cop.
titillating self-absorbed round eye
  06/10/10
Future inmates ITT
yellow police squad
  06/10/10
terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots a...
Rusted center
  06/10/10
"terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie fag...
mint stubborn psychic
  06/10/10
you must be new here
Chest-beating quadroon
  06/10/10
i was on board until you started spouting message board ling...
emerald kitty cat striped hyena
  06/10/10
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sooty racy laser beams
  09/11/10
titcp
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  09/11/10
Don't look now, but I suspect you may be a faggot.
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  06/10/10
titcr
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  06/10/10
Carla?
Thriller federal foreskin
  01/01/12
i am very horny but very depressed. i wish i could find a gi...
Canary twisted old irish cottage goyim
  09/11/10
ITT: Rapists
Arousing carnelian indirect expression
  09/11/10
ty for the original and insightful comment
Gay beady-eyed meetinghouse
  09/11/10
i was going to come here and say i'd expect this to be norma...
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  02/27/11
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  02/27/11
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Aphrodisiac carmine forum
  11/20/11
put a ring on her.
Rose Stirring Crotch Institution
  11/20/11
lol some girl said this to me once! i jerked off next to he...
fuchsia twinkling uncleanness
  01/01/12


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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: vibrant high-end school cafeteria

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you're done."

do you take her at her word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540708)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Mahogany bossy senate

Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540718)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: dead histrionic fat ankles volcanic crater

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Azure Insane Pit Roommate

wow, that makes you a serial rapist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541292)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: honey-headed laughsome hell feces

How is it rape if she has consented?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541299)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Azure Insane Pit Roommate

someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent legally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541312)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: honey-headed laughsome hell feces

Fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541351)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: Azure Insane Pit Roommate

fair? its the fucking law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541361)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: honey-headed laughsome hell feces

Your point is a fair one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541404)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: olive trailer park toilet seat

true, but as a practical matter...

if intoxication prevents you from being able to consent, should it equally prevent you from being able to for intent?

if not, what's the relevant distinction between the two mental states?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541380)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Ivory Sandwich Location

Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I think you can be charged equally. What a laughable fucking law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541397)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: Azure Insane Pit Roommate

no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541432)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: Azure Insane Pit Roommate

uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intoxication wouldnt be a defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541427)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: dead histrionic fat ankles volcanic crater

If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talking about first time random hook ups. I think there is an understanding that if you are dating or at least fucking someone for a while that if she passes out you get a free pass to fuck her within reason or at least that is my experience..



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541489)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Azure Insane Pit Roommate

well that reads like a passage out of witkin

you are ignorant of the law and are a rapist. you disgust me. im done with you and this thread now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541601)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: irradiated pisswyrm house

Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214302)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:51 AM
Author: Garnet Mediation Theater

A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016311)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: sepia tattoo principal's office

More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin is making up tall tales about having sex with women, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018327)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: Garnet Mediation Theater

Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies getting into a legal discussion are morons. Yes, much of the time people have sex is legally rape because the laws are dumb. So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018624)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Frisky university

um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick hamm. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018220)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: Cordovan slap-happy indian lodge

yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540724)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: multi-colored bronze nursing home dragon

mushroom tapping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541281)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Cordovan slap-happy indian lodge

take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:53 AM
Author: Outnumbered amber area boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016123)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: Supple persian

I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016164)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Azure Insane Pit Roommate

pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541287)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: dead histrionic fat ankles volcanic crater

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:57 PM
Author: irradiated pisswyrm house

Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214312)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:50 AM
Author: Odious messiness

sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, cool guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 12:09 PM
Author: appetizing brethren set

You're such a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016946)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: hyperactive disturbing hospital half-breed

I pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018216)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: Indigo shitlib

I do nothing. My beta side wins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540731)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: glittery menage masturbator

Anal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541271)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Wild Travel Guidebook

agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541306)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Ivory Sandwich Location

OFS

Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and leave her naked, alone, and creampied in the asshole in the morning. That will be fun to deal with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541323)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: Supple persian

Haha. Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016170)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Lemon Trump Supporter Address

i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she always said yes, but obv i could only do whatever she had previously allowed (no anal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541555)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: violet house-broken weed whacker locale

is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541562)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: dead histrionic fat ankles volcanic crater

I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and work near passed out. There is a level of trust if you are seeing or fucking somone. It is not like someone is going to live out their nullo fantasy while you are passed out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541609)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac carmine forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405972)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: Lemon Trump Supporter Address

yea it could be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541669)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: Bateful Orange Chapel Corn Cake

if she's still warm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387007)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Violent double fault

Paint penis on her face and upload pic to facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541606)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:17 PM
Author: Violent double fault

Paint sharingans on her arm and upload pics to narutoforums

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541647)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Violent double fault

Put her hand in a bowl of warm water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541653)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Violent double fault

Put shaving creams on her hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541658)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: seedy ungodly cuckoldry

1. Violent anal

2. Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers. Immediately prior to climax I rap my stick lightly against her bottom row of teeth, through her agape mouth, with a segment from my beef rod resting on her lower lip, my gland touching her tonsils, and my thumb's knuckle touching her nostrils.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541686)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:19 AM
Author: Plum Shaky Reading Party Property

this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207551)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:23 AM
Author: boyish hideous becky church building

to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspieness of it is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207567)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:28 AM
Author: Plum Shaky Reading Party Property

"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"

also, the precision of the "thumb's knuckle" on her nostrils

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207582)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:25 AM
Author: greedy iridescent stage national security agency

Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207575)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 4:49 AM
Author: Violent double fault

And then the paramedics rape her and she blames me? NEVER AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207825)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:48 AM
Author: impertinent bonkers bawdyhouse son of senegal

You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self is draped over the arm of your couch awkwardly, then you summon your xoxohth friends and have them watch as you, having just come from your bathroom, shake the last dribbles of urine from the tip of your penis into her agape mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207651)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:59 AM
Author: marvelous shimmering immigrant

When she wakes up she'll regret whatever happened, so I would leave her there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207692)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:18 AM
Author: Blathering exciting queen of the night digit ratio

Whatever I want? OFS, check this out.

First thing I do is I set up a chessboard. She's black, one minute blitz game, no bonus time. Knight to B3, Black forfeits, I win. Gain three points on my FIDE ranking.

OFS

Then I buy a dromedary, go riding through the Arabian desert, swinging a perfect cutlass of luminous steel, sweep everything before me. Drink a nice cold glass of lemonade.

OFS

Then I get a giant howitzer, go riding through the African safari blasting away at antelopes and elephants and lions and waterfalls, landing mortars left and right as the natives look in awe upon their Thunder God.

OFS

Then I go to Wal-Mart, buy up all the Lego sets on her credit card, build them all together in one connecting supersite and enter the concept design in Architectural Digest magazine with a thoughtful three-paragraph essay on trends in postmodern design.

OFS

Then I sit down and craft my majestic novel of heartbreak, desolation, loss, and powerful redemption, playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets.

OFS

Then I play in the NBA finals, run the ball down to half-court with one second on the clock, launch the ball into space so that it barely misses geosynchronous orbit before returning to the earth as a pile of solemn ashes drifting into the net, which coalesce to form the most beautiful shot in human history.

OFS

Then I poast it all on xoxo and you jackalopes say I should've raped her, but I'm like bitch wasn't even that attractive, I like to cum on their face, that's my thing.

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207872)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:43 AM
Author: magical electric locus

nmultiple 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207885)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:19 AM
Author: walnut rehab goal in life

I nearly spat my coffee laughing at this, OFS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207905)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:24 AM
Author: Rusted center

this isnt funny at all, the two poaster above are faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207907)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:51 AM
Author: cruel-hearted vermilion theater stage rigpig

u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207919)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:12 AM
Author: maniacal business firm mad cow disease

excellent moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208132)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:31 AM
Author: soggy cheese-eating milk dog poop

Actually it's pretty damn funny, and earns multiple 180s for the creative and original aspects of it alone. FIDE? Dromedary? That's gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208201)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 8:41 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring elastic band main people

i like it, i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207986)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:17 AM
Author: flickering kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208021)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: Chest-beating quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208062)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: nudist chrome heaven

168

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208127)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:20 AM
Author: glittery menage masturbator

Maybe my favorite poast of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208155)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Frisky university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018247)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:52 AM
Author: excitant pontificating native

Yeah, you gotta think big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208271)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: Heady Lilac Cumskin Box Office

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208384)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: glittery menage masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214056)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Insecure avocado death wish brunch

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214067)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: titillating self-absorbed round eye

176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214274)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: Turquoise parlor prole

stupid post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016010)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: fuchsia twinkling uncleanness

thanks buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016035)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:41 AM
Author: Canary twisted old irish cottage goyim

original, friend

"playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets."

I would love a link to an exemplary tune, if you could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016085)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: Trip magenta dilemma

180 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018146)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: sooty racy laser beams

Still among my favorite poasts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018187)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Coiffed philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018213)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: violet house-broken weed whacker locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018262)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: Impressive cracking hominid boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018486)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:27 PM
Author: wonderful incel giraffe

this isn't funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018699)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle misanthropic trust fund

I will probably never get over this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17386966)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:25 PM
Author: Stimulating Gaped Garrison Faggotry

that's because it's a fucking amazing post ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111106)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: Vivacious french resort sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111137)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: magical electric locus

lol keep responding to cgtp months after she retired from this board, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111727)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 11:43 AM
Author: Stimulating Gaped Garrison Faggotry

okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405533)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:27 PM
Author: curious mentally impaired alpha stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111114)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: henna vengeful abode ratface

meh, 158 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111133)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: filthy voyeur

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111712)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Chocolate Vigorous Spot

gets better and better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111771)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:23 PM
Author: Tripping nofapping parlour

this is an incredible poast, but it would have been even better had the last sentence been omitted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405825)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Gaped Garrison Faggotry

You don't like the "that's my thing" meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405834)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:27 PM
Author: Tripping nofapping parlour

i'm in favor of it, but it's the rest of the sentence that i take issue with. no need to explain the joke; better to leave us with a list of creative and surreal shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405858)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: Stimulating Gaped Garrison Faggotry

Well I'm not going to ruin it with a lengthy disquisition on whether or not it's good, I'll merely disagree. This might be my favorite non-twist/mcbeef/MDP/other canonical monikers poast on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405876)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:31 PM
Author: Tripping nofapping parlour

fair. it was a really minor quibble in any case.

now stop beating around the bush and fuck my ass brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405884)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:23 PM
Author: balding aromatic keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684855)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:49 PM
Author: useless cerebral public bath

164

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405995)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: Stimulating Gaped Garrison Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19683721)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: Translucent space

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684874)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:21 AM
Author: titillating self-absorbed round eye

She is a cop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207875)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:06 AM
Author: yellow police squad

Future inmates ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207903)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:23 AM
Author: Rusted center

terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake. i award you all ZERO points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207906)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:08 AM
Author: mint stubborn psychic

"terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake."

WTF? This is all xoxo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208013)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: Chest-beating quadroon

you must be new here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208065)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: emerald kitty cat striped hyena

i was on board until you started spouting message board lingo like a 17 year old girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208119)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: sooty racy laser beams

enjoy your failbrownie faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018190)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: nudist chrome heaven

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018226)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:21 AM
Author: glittery menage masturbator

Don't look now, but I suspect you may be a faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208160)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208374)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: Thriller federal foreskin

Carla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684817)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:42 AM
Author: Canary twisted old irish cottage goyim

i am very horny but very depressed. i wish i could find a girls who would say such things to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016094)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: Arousing carnelian indirect expression

ITT: Rapists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018130)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: Gay beady-eyed meetinghouse

ty for the original and insightful comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018144)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling amethyst step-uncle's house cuck

i was going to come here and say i'd expect this to be normal in relationships. i mean who cares?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387049)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: fragrant angry state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387687)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac carmine forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405978)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:39 PM
Author: Rose Stirring Crotch Institution

put a ring on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405935)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: fuchsia twinkling uncleanness

lol some girl said this to me once! i jerked off next to her ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684839)