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A girl tells you, "I'm going to pass out. Do whatever you want"

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you'...
Trip Codepig
  12/13/09
Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these ...
Dead Opaque Elastic Band
  12/13/09
At least half the girls I have been with have said something...
Translucent Slimy French Chef
  12/13/09
wow, that makes you a serial rapist
Brindle Parlour Hominid
  12/13/09
How is it rape if she has consented?
peach cracking theatre
  12/13/09
someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent ...
Brindle Parlour Hominid
  12/13/09
Fair
peach cracking theatre
  12/13/09
fair? its the fucking law
Brindle Parlour Hominid
  12/13/09
Your point is a fair one.
peach cracking theatre
  12/13/09
true, but as a practical matter... if intoxication preven...
Contagious Bbw
  12/13/09
Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I thin...
Startling legend
  12/13/09
no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score
Brindle Parlour Hominid
  12/13/09
uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intox...
Brindle Parlour Hominid
  12/13/09
If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talki...
Translucent Slimy French Chef
  12/13/09
well that reads like a passage out of witkin you are igno...
Brindle Parlour Hominid
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: Drunkard (a drun...
brilliant useless brakes
  06/10/10
A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?
Dull vigorous church hunting ground
  09/11/10
More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin ...
Lilac Orchestra Pit Psychic
  09/11/10
Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies ...
Dull vigorous church hunting ground
  09/11/10
um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick ha...
Pearly tanning salon
  09/11/10
yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin
flirting brethren chapel
  12/13/09
mushroom tapping?
Glassy Resort
  12/13/09
take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead
flirting brethren chapel
  12/13/09
lol
histrionic submissive stag film
  09/11/10
I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.
Slate passionate nursing home organic girlfriend
  09/11/10
pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape
Brindle Parlour Hominid
  12/13/09
If that were the case I would never get laid and every time ...
Translucent Slimy French Chef
  12/13/09
Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Drunkard (a drunk...
brilliant useless brakes
  06/10/10
sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, c...
fiercely-loyal stage juggernaut
  09/11/10
You're such a loser.
orange geriatric ape mad cow disease
  09/11/10
I pass.
Self-absorbed marvelous native stain
  09/11/10
I do nothing. My beta side wins out.
french electric furnace
  12/13/09
Anal.
Exciting violet point
  12/13/09
agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?
aggressive sneaky criminal
  12/13/09
OFS Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and ...
Startling legend
  12/13/09
Haha. Fuck that.
Slate passionate nursing home organic girlfriend
  09/11/10
i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she...
180 philosopher-king
  12/13/09
is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?
Shimmering turdskin
  12/13/09
I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and wor...
Translucent Slimy French Chef
  12/13/09
...
federal principal's office
  11/20/11
yea it could be
180 philosopher-king
  12/13/09
if she's still warm
Fear-inspiring Mahogany Market
  02/27/11
Paint penis on her face and upload pic to facebook
Wonderful Casino Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/13/09
Paint sharingans on her arm and upload pics to narutoforums
Wonderful Casino Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/13/09
Put her hand in a bowl of warm water
Wonderful Casino Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/13/09
Put shaving creams on her hands.
Wonderful Casino Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/13/09
1. Violent anal 2. Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jiz...
poppy institution gaping
  12/13/09
this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here
mustard abode striped hyena
  06/10/10
to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspie...
black adventurous hospital ratface
  06/10/10
"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"...
mustard abode striped hyena
  06/10/10
Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemma...
kink-friendly sienna trailer park digit ratio
  06/10/10
And then the paramedics rape her and she blames me? NEVER AG...
Wonderful Casino Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/10/10
You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self...
thriller bistre menage feces
  06/10/10
When she wakes up she'll regret whatever happened, so I woul...
Chrome tattoo senate
  06/10/10
Whatever I want? OFS, check this out. First thing I do i...
cheese-eating gunner legal warrant
  06/10/10
nmultiple 180
Comical Lavender Station New Version
  06/10/10
I nearly spat my coffee laughing at this, OFS.
Ultramarine deer antler halford
  06/10/10
this isnt funny at all, the two poaster above are faggot
cerise big location friendly grandma
  06/10/10
u mad
razzmatazz maroon cruise ship
  06/10/10
excellent moniker
Crystalline corn cake hairy legs
  06/10/10
Actually it's pretty damn funny, and earns multiple 180s for...
laughsome lodge boistinker
  06/10/10
i like it, i like it
Shivering Whorehouse Son Of Senegal
  06/10/10
180
Embarrassed to the bone plum filthpig
  06/10/10
180
samoth
  06/10/10
168
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  06/10/10
Maybe my favorite poast of all time.
Exciting violet point
  06/10/10
...
Pearly tanning salon
  09/11/10
Yeah, you gotta think big
Razzle-dazzle background story
  06/10/10
Excellent.
Sable soul-stirring university
  06/10/10
...
Exciting violet point
  06/10/10
LOL
high-end crusty telephone
  06/10/10
176
brass stirring dilemma mediation
  06/10/10
stupid post
Arousing hell
  09/11/10
thanks buddy
insane sexy hall azn
  09/11/10
original, friend "playing a violin tune of such unea...
disrespectful rehab
  09/11/10
180 180's
chocolate ticket booth
  09/11/10
Still among my favorite poasts of all time.
concupiscible yapping step-uncle's house
  09/11/10
180
Jade odious kitchen foreskin
  09/11/10
180
Shimmering turdskin
  09/11/10
180
Burgundy Lascivious House Nibblets
  09/11/10
this isn't funny
Olive Racy Range Jewess
  09/11/10
I will probably never get over this post.
coral public bath
  02/27/11
that's because it's a fucking amazing post ape
Deep bateful locus giraffe
  10/05/11
...
glittery puppy
  10/05/11
lol keep responding to cgtp months after she retired from th...
Comical Lavender Station New Version
  10/05/11
okay
Deep bateful locus giraffe
  11/20/11
lmao
lake hyperventilating liquid oxygen
  10/05/11
meh, 158 post
ebony dashing locale sandwich
  10/05/11
tyft
Cordovan angry school cafeteria
  10/05/11
gets better and better
Shaky talking pistol
  10/05/11
this is an incredible poast, but it would have been even bet...
Maniacal Fragrant Dopamine
  11/20/11
You don't like the "that's my thing" meme?
Deep bateful locus giraffe
  11/20/11
i'm in favor of it, but it's the rest of the sentence that i...
Maniacal Fragrant Dopamine
  11/20/11
Well I'm not going to ruin it with a lengthy disquisition on...
Deep bateful locus giraffe
  11/20/11
fair. it was a really minor quibble in any case. now sto...
Maniacal Fragrant Dopamine
  11/20/11
...
Arrogant gas station
  01/01/12
164
Deranged Brunch
  11/20/11
...
Deep bateful locus giraffe
  01/01/12
wtf
mind-boggling flatulent state faggot firefighter
  01/01/12
She is a cop.
brass stirring dilemma mediation
  06/10/10
Future inmates ITT
motley green shrine
  06/10/10
terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots a...
cerise big location friendly grandma
  06/10/10
"terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie fag...
bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac national security agency headpube
  06/10/10
you must be new here
samoth
  06/10/10
i was on board until you started spouting message board ling...
Snowy quadroon center
  06/10/10
enjoy your failbrownie faggot
concupiscible yapping step-uncle's house
  09/11/10
titcp
razzle chartreuse jew marketing idea
  09/11/10
Don't look now, but I suspect you may be a faggot.
Exciting violet point
  06/10/10
titcr
citrine becky garrison
  06/10/10
Carla?
Ungodly persian field
  01/01/12
i am very horny but very depressed. i wish i could find a gi...
disrespectful rehab
  09/11/10
ITT: Rapists
seedy honey-headed rigpig
  09/11/10
ty for the original and insightful comment
At-the-ready crotch
  09/11/10
i was going to come here and say i'd expect this to be norma...
Mauve address tank
  02/27/11
...
Provocative travel guidebook
  02/27/11
...
federal principal's office
  11/20/11
put a ring on her.
Rose titillating karate mood
  11/20/11
lol some girl said this to me once! i jerked off next to he...
insane sexy hall azn
  01/01/12


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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Trip Codepig

"just use a condom and put my clothes back on when you're done."

do you take her at her word?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540708)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Dead Opaque Elastic Band

Nobody in the history of civilization has ever spoken these words.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540718)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: Translucent Slimy French Chef

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541263)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Brindle Parlour Hominid

wow, that makes you a serial rapist

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541292)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: peach cracking theatre

How is it rape if she has consented?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541299)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Brindle Parlour Hominid

someone who is about to pass out from drinking CANT consent legally

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541312)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: peach cracking theatre

Fair

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541351)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: Brindle Parlour Hominid

fair? its the fucking law

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541361)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: peach cracking theatre

Your point is a fair one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541404)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: Contagious Bbw

true, but as a practical matter...

if intoxication prevents you from being able to consent, should it equally prevent you from being able to for intent?

if not, what's the relevant distinction between the two mental states?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541380)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Startling legend

Mutual incapacitation means you raped each other, and I think you can be charged equally. What a laughable fucking law.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541397)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: Brindle Parlour Hominid

no wonder you got a sub 150 lsat score

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541432)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: Brindle Parlour Hominid

uh rape isnt a specific intent crime. anyway voluntary intoxication wouldnt be a defense

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541427)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Translucent Slimy French Chef

If she can talk, she can consent. Besides, we are not talking about first time random hook ups. I think there is an understanding that if you are dating or at least fucking someone for a while that if she passes out you get a free pass to fuck her within reason or at least that is my experience..



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541489)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Brindle Parlour Hominid

well that reads like a passage out of witkin

you are ignorant of the law and are a rapist. you disgust me. im done with you and this thread now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541601)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: brilliant useless brakes

Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

At least half the girls I have been with have said something to this effect. Normally the condom is not mentioned. Usually ends up with me fucking them in a somewhat normal way and me passing out.

(A girl tells you, "I'm going to pass out. Do whatever you want")

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214302)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:51 AM
Author: Dull vigorous church hunting ground

A virgin on XO is mad that someone else is having sex, why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016311)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: Lilac Orchestra Pit Psychic

More like an xoxo virgin is mad because another xoxo virgin is making up tall tales about having sex with women, why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018327)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: Dull vigorous church hunting ground

Drunkard's statements are at least realistic. These aspies getting into a legal discussion are morons. Yes, much of the time people have sex is legally rape because the laws are dumb. So what?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018624)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Pearly tanning salon

um...lena chen says them to her sociology teacher patrick hamm. HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018220)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: flirting brethren chapel

yes. then you bust out the camera and start mushroom tappin

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540724)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:35 PM
Author: Glassy Resort

mushroom tapping?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541281)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: flirting brethren chapel

take a video of yourself tapping your dick on her forehead

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:53 AM
Author: histrionic submissive stag film

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016123)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: Slate passionate nursing home organic girlfriend

I lol'ed at mushroom tapping. I like you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016164)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Brindle Parlour Hominid

pass out from drinking? if you do anything its rape

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541287)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Translucent Slimy French Chef

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541548)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:57 PM
Author: brilliant useless brakes

Date: December 13th, 2009 9:04 PM

Author: Drunkard (a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one)

If that were the case I would never get laid and every time I had sex the woman would be on trial for rape.

Sans alcohol no one gets laid. Htmfh.

(A girl tells you, "I'm going to pass out. Do whatever you want")



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214312)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:50 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stage juggernaut

sans? do you always meld a little french into your idiocy, cool guy?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016310)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 12:09 PM
Author: orange geriatric ape mad cow disease

You're such a loser.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016946)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Self-absorbed marvelous native stain

I pass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018216)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: french electric furnace

I do nothing. My beta side wins out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13540731)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: Exciting violet point

Anal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541271)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: aggressive sneaky criminal

agreed. put her clothes back on? what am i a fucking maid?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541306)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Startling legend

OFS

Make sure to leave all the spooge in her asshole and leave her naked, alone, and creampied in the asshole in the morning. That will be fun to deal with.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541323)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: Slate passionate nursing home organic girlfriend

Haha. Fuck that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016170)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: 180 philosopher-king

i would ask my GF if i could fuck her if she passed out. she always said yes, but obv i could only do whatever she had previously allowed (no anal)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541555)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: Shimmering turdskin

is it fun sexing someone who's passed out?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541562)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Translucent Slimy French Chef

I guess. I don't see what the big deal is. I drive and work near passed out. There is a level of trust if you are seeing or fucking somone. It is not like someone is going to live out their nullo fantasy while you are passed out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541609)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: federal principal's office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405972)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: 180 philosopher-king

yea it could be

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541669)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Mahogany Market

if she's still warm

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387007)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Casino Scourge Upon The Earth

Paint penis on her face and upload pic to facebook

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541606)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Casino Scourge Upon The Earth

Paint sharingans on her arm and upload pics to narutoforums

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541647)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Casino Scourge Upon The Earth

Put her hand in a bowl of warm water

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541653)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Casino Scourge Upon The Earth

Put shaving creams on her hands.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541658)



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Date: December 13th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: poppy institution gaping

1. Violent anal

2. Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers. Immediately prior to climax I rap my stick lightly against her bottom row of teeth, through her agape mouth, with a segment from my beef rod resting on her lower lip, my gland touching her tonsils, and my thumb's knuckle touching her nostrils.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#13541686)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:19 AM
Author: mustard abode striped hyena

this is one of the weirdest posts i have read on here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207551)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:23 AM
Author: black adventurous hospital ratface

to be fair, this thread is XO in a nutshell. the utter aspieness of it is amazing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207567)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:28 AM
Author: mustard abode striped hyena

"Her mouth becomes the ash tray to my jizz geysers"

also, the precision of the "thumb's knuckle" on her nostrils

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207582)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:25 AM
Author: kink-friendly sienna trailer park digit ratio

Call 911 and turn her to paramedics to avoid ethical dilemmas.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207575)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 4:49 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Scourge Upon The Earth

And then the paramedics rape her and she blames me? NEVER AGAIN.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207825)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:48 AM
Author: thriller bistre menage feces

You wait for her to black out completely when her slack self is draped over the arm of your couch awkwardly, then you summon your xoxohth friends and have them watch as you, having just come from your bathroom, shake the last dribbles of urine from the tip of your penis into her agape mouth.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207651)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 3:59 AM
Author: Chrome tattoo senate

When she wakes up she'll regret whatever happened, so I would leave her there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207692)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:18 AM
Author: cheese-eating gunner legal warrant

Whatever I want? OFS, check this out.

First thing I do is I set up a chessboard. She's black, one minute blitz game, no bonus time. Knight to B3, Black forfeits, I win. Gain three points on my FIDE ranking.

OFS

Then I buy a dromedary, go riding through the Arabian desert, swinging a perfect cutlass of luminous steel, sweep everything before me. Drink a nice cold glass of lemonade.

OFS

Then I get a giant howitzer, go riding through the African safari blasting away at antelopes and elephants and lions and waterfalls, landing mortars left and right as the natives look in awe upon their Thunder God.

OFS

Then I go to Wal-Mart, buy up all the Lego sets on her credit card, build them all together in one connecting supersite and enter the concept design in Architectural Digest magazine with a thoughtful three-paragraph essay on trends in postmodern design.

OFS

Then I sit down and craft my majestic novel of heartbreak, desolation, loss, and powerful redemption, playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets.

OFS

Then I play in the NBA finals, run the ball down to half-court with one second on the clock, launch the ball into space so that it barely misses geosynchronous orbit before returning to the earth as a pile of solemn ashes drifting into the net, which coalesce to form the most beautiful shot in human history.

OFS

Then I poast it all on xoxo and you jackalopes say I should've raped her, but I'm like bitch wasn't even that attractive, I like to cum on their face, that's my thing.

OFS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207872)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:43 AM
Author: Comical Lavender Station New Version

nmultiple 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207885)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:19 AM
Author: Ultramarine deer antler halford

I nearly spat my coffee laughing at this, OFS.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207905)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:24 AM
Author: cerise big location friendly grandma

this isnt funny at all, the two poaster above are faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207907)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz maroon cruise ship

u mad

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207919)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:12 AM
Author: Crystalline corn cake hairy legs

excellent moniker

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208132)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:31 AM
Author: laughsome lodge boistinker

Actually it's pretty damn funny, and earns multiple 180s for the creative and original aspects of it alone. FIDE? Dromedary? That's gold.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208201)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 8:41 AM
Author: Shivering Whorehouse Son Of Senegal

i like it, i like it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207986)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:17 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone plum filthpig

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208021)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: samoth

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208062)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: razzle chartreuse jew marketing idea

168

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208127)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:20 AM
Author: Exciting violet point

Maybe my favorite poast of all time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208155)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Pearly tanning salon



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018247)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle background story

Yeah, you gotta think big

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208271)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: Sable soul-stirring university

Excellent.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208384)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: Exciting violet point



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214056)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: high-end crusty telephone

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214067)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: brass stirring dilemma mediation

176

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15214274)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:26 AM
Author: Arousing hell

stupid post

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016010)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: insane sexy hall azn

thanks buddy

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016035)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:41 AM
Author: disrespectful rehab

original, friend

"playing a violin tune of such unearthly sadness that parents leave their children in despair and wander mad through the streets."

I would love a link to an exemplary tune, if you could

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016085)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: chocolate ticket booth

180 180's

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018146)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: concupiscible yapping step-uncle's house

Still among my favorite poasts of all time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018187)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Jade odious kitchen foreskin

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018213)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: Shimmering turdskin

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018262)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: Burgundy Lascivious House Nibblets

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018486)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 4:27 PM
Author: Olive Racy Range Jewess

this isn't funny

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018699)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 3:50 PM
Author: coral public bath

I will probably never get over this post.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17386966)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:25 PM
Author: Deep bateful locus giraffe

that's because it's a fucking amazing post ape

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111106)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: glittery puppy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111137)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Comical Lavender Station New Version

lol keep responding to cgtp months after she retired from this board, faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111727)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 11:43 AM
Author: Deep bateful locus giraffe

okay

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405533)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:27 PM
Author: lake hyperventilating liquid oxygen

lmao

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111114)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: ebony dashing locale sandwich

meh, 158 post

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111133)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Cordovan angry school cafeteria

tyft

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111712)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Shaky talking pistol

gets better and better

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19111771)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:23 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Dopamine

this is an incredible poast, but it would have been even better had the last sentence been omitted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405825)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Deep bateful locus giraffe

You don't like the "that's my thing" meme?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405834)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:27 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Dopamine

i'm in favor of it, but it's the rest of the sentence that i take issue with. no need to explain the joke; better to leave us with a list of creative and surreal shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405858)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: Deep bateful locus giraffe

Well I'm not going to ruin it with a lengthy disquisition on whether or not it's good, I'll merely disagree. This might be my favorite non-twist/mcbeef/MDP/other canonical monikers poast on XO.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405876)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:31 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Dopamine

fair. it was a really minor quibble in any case.

now stop beating around the bush and fuck my ass brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405884)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:23 PM
Author: Arrogant gas station



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684855)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:49 PM
Author: Deranged Brunch

164

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405995)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: Deep bateful locus giraffe



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19683721)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling flatulent state faggot firefighter

wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684874)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 5:21 AM
Author: brass stirring dilemma mediation

She is a cop.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207875)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:06 AM
Author: motley green shrine

Future inmates ITT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207903)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 6:23 AM
Author: cerise big location friendly grandma

terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake. i award you all ZERO points.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15207906)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:08 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac national security agency headpube

"terrible thread. horribly executed jokes and aspie faggots arguing about the law. toss in a handful of genuinely creepy posts, and you've got a delicious failcake."

WTF? This is all xoxo is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208013)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 9:47 AM
Author: samoth

you must be new here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208065)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Snowy quadroon center

i was on board until you started spouting message board lingo like a 17 year old girl.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208119)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: concupiscible yapping step-uncle's house

enjoy your failbrownie faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018190)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: razzle chartreuse jew marketing idea

titcp

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018226)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 10:21 AM
Author: Exciting violet point

Don't look now, but I suspect you may be a faggot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208160)



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Date: June 10th, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: citrine becky garrison

titcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#15208374)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: Ungodly persian field

Carla?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684817)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 1:42 AM
Author: disrespectful rehab

i am very horny but very depressed. i wish i could find a girls who would say such things to me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16016094)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: seedy honey-headed rigpig

ITT: Rapists

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018130)



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Date: September 11th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready crotch

ty for the original and insightful comment

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#16018144)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Mauve address tank

i was going to come here and say i'd expect this to be normal in relationships. i mean who cares?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387049)



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Date: February 27th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: Provocative travel guidebook



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#17387687)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:45 PM
Author: federal principal's office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405978)



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Date: November 20th, 2011 12:39 PM
Author: Rose titillating karate mood

put a ring on her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19405935)



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Date: January 1st, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: insane sexy hall azn

lol some girl said this to me once! i jerked off next to her ofs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164061&forum_id=2#19684839)