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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA.

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer. T...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  06/24/10
Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.
Cerise pocket flask
  06/25/10
joe vaj is actually clerking
Fishy shrine stain
  07/07/10
...
arousing fear-inspiring immigrant property
  07/16/10
180
pearly goal in life
  07/14/10
180
Submissive parlor dog poop
  07/20/10
lolol
Rusted irradiated bawdyhouse roommate
  07/23/10
This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.
Honey-headed Beady-eyed Hairy Legs Doctorate
  08/06/10
...
self-absorbed vivacious stage
  08/18/10
...
self-absorbed vivacious stage
  08/24/10
...
Azure trip whorehouse chad
  07/17/11
he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress s...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  06/25/10
colorblind?
disrespectful ticket booth
  06/25/10
no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  06/25/10
I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. ...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  06/30/10
god I hope this isn't flame
dun seedy incel
  07/08/10
cr these are 180
sienna forum bbw
  07/20/10
Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.
canary aromatic theater stage regret
  06/25/10
so you work with dwight schrute?
concupiscible jap half-breed
  06/25/10
basically.
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  06/25/10
nice I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a s...
Ivory casino laser beams
  07/21/10
Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't k...
Self-centered jewess dragon
  07/23/10
...
pungent mischievous lodge brethren
  07/08/10
tyft
Garnet mood stead
  06/25/10
...
saffron bat shit crazy azn
  06/25/10
...
disrespectful ticket booth
  06/25/10
Hilarious
titillating hissy fit
  06/25/10
Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and n...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/07/10
ahahahaha. thanks.
nofapping coral parlour partner
  07/07/10
...
Contagious Temple Patrolman
  07/07/10
...
Fishy shrine stain
  07/07/10
...
crystalline coldplay fan
  07/08/10
Hilarious.
cobalt den kitty cat
  07/08/10
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68K...
Adventurous rehab
  01/04/11
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread....
magenta ungodly pozpig
  06/13/11
QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir
transparent hell
  07/08/10
...
titillating hissy fit
  07/16/10
...
arousing fear-inspiring immigrant property
  07/19/10
...
sienna forum bbw
  07/20/10
180
Submissive parlor dog poop
  07/20/10
1 fucking 80 I can't imagine what I would do if somebody ...
shimmering offensive black woman
  07/21/10
...
Hairraiser godawful church
  07/21/10
...
rose tattoo quadroon
  07/23/10
180
Rusted irradiated bawdyhouse roommate
  07/23/10
...
Zippy curious rigor multi-billionaire
  09/02/11
please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome
comical greedy market
  07/07/10
Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of t...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/08/10
Aren't iPods crazy?
Fishy shrine stain
  07/08/10
I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effecti...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/08/10
the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problemati...
Insane Razzle Theatre
  07/08/10
I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the ...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/08/10
180
Rusted irradiated bawdyhouse roommate
  07/23/10
...
Nubile Glassy Coffee Pot Messiness
  09/23/10
Where did he graduate from?
Orange Well-lubricated Nursing Home Becky
  07/08/10
t14
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/08/10
none of this sounds alpha. just sad.
gay bossy base philosopher-king
  07/08/10
you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infe...
Insane Razzle Theatre
  07/08/10
the kimodo punch
Jade school cafeteria mediation
  07/20/10
man I'm fucking cracking up over here
sienna forum bbw
  07/20/10
I'm laughing my ass off here.
Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency
  07/28/10
Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.
Orange Well-lubricated Nursing Home Becky
  07/08/10
This seems like a poor idea for the OP.
transparent hell
  07/08/10
yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/08/10
I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he re...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/09/10
He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to fo...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/09/10
i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl"...
concupiscible jap half-breed
  07/09/10
He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever ...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/09/10
1fucking80
concupiscible jap half-breed
  07/09/10
I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/09/10
180
transparent hell
  07/09/10
there's no way someone this great exists
crystalline coldplay fan
  07/09/10
everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a f...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/09/10
He sounds like a novel character, but better.
transparent hell
  07/09/10
this is a true 180
Mind-boggling main people digit ratio
  07/24/10
Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brillia...
puce insecure locale
  07/27/10
i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chat...
nofapping coral parlour partner
  08/01/10
180
erotic hospital old irish cottage
  09/14/10
this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. tha...
Ebony Geriatric Church Building Preventive Strike
  06/08/11
hahaha
Rusted irradiated bawdyhouse roommate
  07/23/10
180
Salmon Sanctuary Tank
  07/28/10
omfg
Aqua Sinister Boiling Water Hominid
  08/22/11
(estrada's colleague from the future)
Drab State Headpube
  07/09/10
This whole thread is 180
Fragrant domesticated senate foreskin
  07/09/10
...
Low-t Motley Useless Brakes
  07/09/10
He had a compression boot on today like what you get when yo...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/12/10
Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken fro...
Brindle new version plaza
  07/20/10
link?
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/20/10
Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a f...
Brindle new version plaza
  07/20/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c
Brindle new version plaza
  07/20/10
I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have an...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/14/10
lol Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they cohe...
claret fortuitous meteor depressive
  07/14/10
extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I ...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/14/10
flame aspies can't chat up women
poppy bateful kitchen halford
  07/14/10
Aren't ipods crazy? hahahahahah I want to be with him ...
claret fortuitous meteor depressive
  07/14/10
I want a shirt that says this
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/14/10
Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it ...
claret fortuitous meteor depressive
  07/14/10
I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/15/10
Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?
transparent hell
  07/15/10
...
Mind-boggling main people digit ratio
  07/24/10
do cats have emotions
Jade school cafeteria mediation
  07/15/10
180
Contagious Temple Patrolman
  07/15/10
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
magenta ungodly pozpig
  07/15/10
180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.
mahogany marvelous ladyboy
  07/19/10
...
Hairraiser godawful church
  07/21/10
lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read abou...
Talented crimson cuckold field
  03/30/11
thanks for my new username and siggy
lavender razzle-dazzle business firm
  07/20/10
"homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" ...
lavender razzle-dazzle business firm
  07/20/10
180
Submissive parlor dog poop
  07/20/10
i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be w...
amethyst supple selfie
  07/21/10
Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.
shimmering offensive black woman
  07/21/10
TYSVMFT 180^180^180
Salmon Sanctuary Tank
  07/28/10
"mothman friendly"
balding juggernaut
  08/20/10
I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes f...
zombie-like point double fault
  06/13/11
its more of him just talking at them until he says something...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/14/10
I really think I might adopt the "get on my level"...
transparent hell
  07/15/10
this thread should be in the museum of awesome art
chartreuse filthy mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/10
He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded dep...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/16/10
wow.
shivering violet place of business pervert
  07/16/10
Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or ...
Floppy Know-it-all Giraffe Corner
  07/16/10
Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/16/10
tyvmft
Aquamarine circlehead
  07/16/10
LOL, greatest post ever.
anal pink piazza
  07/17/10
i'm going to be sad when this thread dies
crystalline coldplay fan
  07/19/10
lol
Submissive parlor dog poop
  07/20/10
this is a jaw-dropping 180
gay bossy base philosopher-king
  07/23/10
never stop posting
Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency
  07/28/10
This thread is heaps and heaps of 180. If it is flame, ...
Thriller hunting ground
  07/16/10
you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this...
lascivious tanning salon
  07/16/10
I concur.
provocative bespoke site prole
  07/17/10
cr
crystalline coldplay fan
  07/17/10
"You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you ...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/17/10
my favorite lol
Ivory casino laser beams
  07/21/10
...
Ivory casino laser beams
  07/21/10
holy shit i must use this IRL
Fishy shrine stain
  07/27/10
...
Fishy shrine stain
  07/28/10
Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in hi...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/19/10
OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT
shivering violet place of business pervert
  07/19/10
...
comical greedy market
  07/29/10
Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp gen...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/20/10
You're making this up, aren't you?
shivering violet place of business pervert
  07/20/10
I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/20/10
Whatever it is, it's thrilling!
shivering violet place of business pervert
  07/20/10
I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her famil...
Floppy Know-it-all Giraffe Corner
  07/20/10
holy shit best thread ever
Razzmatazz Opaque Stage Idea He Suggested
  07/20/10
...
comical greedy market
  07/20/10
agreed
lavender razzle-dazzle business firm
  07/20/10
this thread delivers
Exhilarant sooty cruise ship
  07/20/10
180, flame or not.
mildly autistic personal credit line
  07/20/10
true 180 thread
Stimulating Clear Sound Barrier People Who Are Hurt
  07/20/10
perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.
Submissive parlor dog poop
  07/20/10
don't care if it's flame
Heady set
  07/20/10
While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the ...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/21/10
*.*
Buff principal's office
  07/21/10
*dies*
magenta ungodly pozpig
  07/21/10
He definitely posts on xo
Jade school cafeteria mediation
  07/23/10
I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense o...
shivering violet place of business pervert
  07/21/10
if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's a...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/21/10
he almost *has* to post here no?
comical greedy market
  07/21/10
i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread o...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/21/10
This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Ka...
Buck-toothed community account
  07/21/10
I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started t...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/22/10
holy shit
concupiscible jap half-breed
  07/22/10
RLY?
Impertinent Legal Warrant
  07/22/10
complete 180
spectacular queen of the night reading party
  07/22/10
...
Talented crimson cuckold field
  07/22/10
i. am. impressed.
Ivory casino laser beams
  07/22/10
holy shit.
slap-happy insanely creepy station
  07/22/10
"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish f...
Jade school cafeteria mediation
  07/23/10
agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist
Lake center
  07/23/10
This guy is pimp.
Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency
  07/28/10
i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)
Drab State Headpube
  08/05/10
jesus LOL
Razzmatazz Opaque Stage Idea He Suggested
  07/23/10
You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) hum...
shivering violet place of business pervert
  07/23/10
"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be som...
Fiercely-loyal toilet seat space
  07/24/10
Jesus Lord this was funny.
Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency
  07/28/10
i want to be this guy
comical greedy market
  08/01/10
"DO YOU- ..."
balding juggernaut
  08/28/10
...
Talented crimson cuckold field
  07/22/10
180
Amber Cocky Abode
  07/22/10
u are a gentleman and scholar, 180
Yellow indian lodge newt
  07/22/10
this is too good to be flame
Buff principal's office
  07/22/10
this is what scares me the moast
Ivory casino laser beams
  07/22/10
"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't...
rose tattoo quadroon
  07/22/10
Absolutely amazing thread
balding juggernaut
  07/23/10
180^180
vibrant spot macaca
  07/23/10
I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running sht...
boyish brilliant range mother
  07/23/10
WTF
Jade school cafeteria mediation
  07/23/10
this is so awesome
Rusted irradiated bawdyhouse roommate
  07/23/10
I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter someone ...
Lake center
  07/23/10
Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, jus...
Emerald excitant pit masturbator
  07/23/10
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Interne...
fighting hall
  07/23/10
slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man
balding juggernaut
  07/24/10
...
Sable ratface jew
  07/26/10
A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing s...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/27/10
Have you ever asked to meet Robert?
Jade school cafeteria mediation
  07/27/10
No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/27/10
your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on s...
Aphrodisiac outnumbered really tough guy
  07/27/10
Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread ...
cerebral bisexual step-uncle's house
  07/27/10
I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brillian...
passionate institution
  07/28/10
ditch the dood
Charismatic affirmative action university
  07/28/10
ATD!
Amber Cocky Abode
  07/28/10
absolutely.
magenta ungodly pozpig
  07/28/10
I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a partic...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  07/28/10
jvc kaboom box
Aphrodisiac outnumbered really tough guy
  07/28/10
credited post
Garnet mood stead
  07/29/10
What is CP?
Emerald excitant pit masturbator
  07/29/10
cerebral palsy?
pearly goal in life
  07/29/10
http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-pa...
Aphrodisiac outnumbered really tough guy
  07/29/10
i am just in awe
comical greedy market
  07/29/10
lol
Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency
  07/31/10
"Can you tell I use an electric razor?" I feel...
Yellow indian lodge newt
  07/31/10
*Lightly caresses your face*
magenta ungodly pozpig
  08/01/10
never stop.
Charismatic affirmative action university
  08/01/10
MOAR ANECDOTES
Big-titted confused generalized bond nowag
  08/01/10
His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  08/03/10
Pretty much crying, tysm.
obsidian stirring lettuce knife
  08/03/10
truly the thread of the summer. thank you.
Khaki Swollen Background Story
  08/03/10
ty
crystalline coldplay fan
  08/04/10
"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me ...
rose tattoo quadroon
  08/04/10
A perfect ending to a perfect summer
Jade school cafeteria mediation
  08/04/10
This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a l...
slap-happy insanely creepy station
  08/21/10
hysterical
Chestnut cheese-eating wrinkle
  01/07/11
I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to ...
Copper Dilemma Indirect Expression
  08/04/10
I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Th...
provocative bespoke site prole
  08/04/10
200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probab...
Aphrodisiac outnumbered really tough guy
  08/04/10
Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shi...
Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency
  08/04/10
I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episode...
Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency
  08/04/10
Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting chara...
rough-skinned demanding lay codepig
  08/04/10
Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at be...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  08/04/10
...
Flushed glittery office
  08/04/10
This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel ...
magenta ungodly pozpig
  08/04/10
Can this get stickied for awhile???
magenta ungodly pozpig
  08/04/10
i can't believe this is the first time im reading this threa...
Pale gaping public bath
  08/04/10
Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.
Big-titted confused generalized bond nowag
  08/04/10
180 flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.
hot translucent house
  08/04/10
which schticks?
Soul-stirring olive orchestra pit
  08/08/10
ask him how he feels about crustaceans!
Exciting school
  08/05/10
The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY ...
Honey-headed Beady-eyed Hairy Legs Doctorate
  08/06/10
omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no on...
racy location
  08/23/11
what
Violent Mewling Gas Station
  08/08/10
180
provocative bespoke site prole
  08/17/10
this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it
180 Home Water Buffalo
  08/08/10
amazing
Turquoise electric boistinker trailer park
  08/12/10
180 Best of Show
pearl bearded associate
  08/12/10
best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?
Onyx candlestick maker
  08/12/10
It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.
Floppy Know-it-all Giraffe Corner
  08/18/10
...
Territorial Hateful Karate
  08/20/10
tytyty
laughsome library yarmulke
  08/20/10
welcome
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  08/28/10
my life is so empty without him
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  08/21/10
He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became c...
slap-happy insanely creepy station
  08/21/10
In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  09/07/10
...
Flushed glittery office
  09/07/10
finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.
provocative bespoke site prole
  09/07/10
Expected more excitement about this.
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  09/07/10
...
Flushed glittery office
  09/07/10
Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves ...
Jade school cafeteria mediation
  09/14/10
cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start o...
Charismatic affirmative action university
  09/14/10
While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a ...
Floppy Know-it-all Giraffe Corner
  09/07/10
holy shit lol
Harsh stag film athletic conference
  09/12/10
awesome
topaz national corn cake
  09/14/10
2 more weeks
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  09/14/10
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  09/21/10
I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than ...
Federal address
  09/21/10
You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BB...
Big navy turdskin
  09/21/10
...
Jade school cafeteria mediation
  09/23/10
Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  09/25/10
tyvmft
sickened mint voyeur
  09/14/10
You should write a short story about this dude
scarlet mexican
  09/14/10
180
French vigorous striped hyena crackhouse
  09/14/10
literally makes my day every time i read this thread
bat-shit-crazy menage haunted graveyard
  09/23/10
GOAT
Dark Flickering Alpha Private Investor
  09/23/10
oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a rep...
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  09/26/10
...
charcoal area
  09/27/10
"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has...
histrionic locus gay wizard
  10/13/10
he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true eve...
wonderful filthpig skinny woman
  10/13/10
[redacted]
swashbuckling resort dysfunction
  09/27/10
vat
Territorial Hateful Karate
  09/27/10
What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath ...
odious red death wish box office
  09/30/10
weeks
Jade school cafeteria mediation
  10/13/10
I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh ...
Plum cuck
  10/13/10
I am rather concerned as well.
Appetizing Roast Beef Meetinghouse
  10/13/10
i cannot wait!
lilac cracking native nibblets
  10/20/10
TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has bec...
Galvanic theater scourge upon the earth
  10/13/10
...
Nubile Glassy Coffee Pot Messiness
  10/20/10
...
Dark Flickering Alpha Private Investor
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Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.
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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.

Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers:

"1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15334029)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: Cerise pocket flask

Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Fishy shrine stain

joe vaj is actually clerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring immigrant property



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: pearly goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507801)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Submissive parlor dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564502)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Rusted irradiated bawdyhouse roommate

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed Beady-eyed Hairy Legs Doctorate

This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed vivacious stage



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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: self-absorbed vivacious stage



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: Azure trip whorehouse chad



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth

colorblind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657)



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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this.

"Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?"

[matter of factly] "Because it's blue."

"But isn't that obvious?"

"Not if I go colorblind."

"Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?"

[looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15387540)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: dun seedy incel

god I hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: sienna forum bbw

cr these are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: canary aromatic theater stage regret

Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: concupiscible jap half-breed

so you work with dwight schrute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Ivory casino laser beams

nice

I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572211)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: Self-centered jewess dragon

Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: pungent mischievous lodge brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444788)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: Garnet mood stead

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341626)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: saffron bat shit crazy azn



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341634)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: titillating hissy fit

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440108)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: nofapping coral parlour partner

ahahahaha. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Contagious Temple Patrolman



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Fishy shrine stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440197)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: crystalline coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444732)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: cobalt den kitty cat

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Adventurous rehab

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http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-lena-chen

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http://www.anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/189098

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970047)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: magenta ungodly pozpig

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: transparent hell

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444815)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: titillating hissy fit



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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring immigrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15549269)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: sienna forum bbw



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Submissive parlor dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: shimmering offensive black woman

1 fucking 80

I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572551)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser godawful church



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: rose tattoo quadroon



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: Rusted irradiated bawdyhouse roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588062)



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM
Author: Zippy curious rigor multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18890521)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: comical greedy market

please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Fishy shrine stain

Aren't iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: Insane Razzle Theatre

the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Rusted irradiated bawdyhouse roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: Nubile Glassy Coffee Pot Messiness



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: Orange Well-lubricated Nursing Home Becky

Where did he graduate from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: gay bossy base philosopher-king

none of this sounds alpha. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Insane Razzle Theatre

you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Jade school cafeteria mediation

the kimodo punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: sienna forum bbw

man I'm fucking cracking up over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency

I'm laughing my ass off here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Orange Well-lubricated Nursing Home Becky

Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: transparent hell

This seems like a poor idea for the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: concupiscible jap half-breed

i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: concupiscible jap half-breed

1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level."

The request was rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457346)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM
Author: transparent hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: crystalline coldplay fan

there's no way someone this great exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: transparent hell

He sounds like a novel character, but better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling main people digit ratio

this is a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: puce insecure locale

Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: nofapping coral parlour partner

i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: erotic hospital old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM
Author: Ebony Geriatric Church Building Preventive Strike

this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: Rusted irradiated bawdyhouse roommate

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Salmon Sanctuary Tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Aqua Sinister Boiling Water Hominid

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: Drab State Headpube

(estrada's colleague from the future)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Fragrant domesticated senate foreskin

This whole thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Low-t Motley Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Brindle new version plaza

Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: Brindle new version plaza

Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Brindle new version plaza

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: claret fortuitous meteor depressive

lol

Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507633)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: poppy bateful kitchen halford

flame aspies can't chat up women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: claret fortuitous meteor depressive

Aren't ipods crazy?

hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507702)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I want a shirt that says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: claret fortuitous meteor depressive

Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:

"make crab rangoons"

"muy thai kick technique"

"do cats have emotions"

"what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face"

"d b cooper"

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

"blinking world record"

"gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?)

"fred durst death"

"radioactive banana" (WTF?)

"moth people"

"mothman conspiracy"

"mothman sightings"

"mothman friendly"

"mothman sexuality"

"get around website blocker"

"web proxy"

This is only going back to May btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514707)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: transparent hell

Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling main people digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: Jade school cafeteria mediation

do cats have emotions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: Contagious Temple Patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: magenta ungodly pozpig

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: mahogany marvelous ladyboy

180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser godawful church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: Talented crimson cuckold field

lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: lavender razzle-dazzle business firm

thanks for my new username and siggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: lavender razzle-dazzle business firm

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564044)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: Submissive parlor dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: amethyst supple selfie

i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: shimmering offensive black woman

Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Salmon Sanctuary Tank

TYSVMFT

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639159)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: balding juggernaut

"mothman friendly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: zombie-like point double fault

I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: transparent hell

I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: chartreuse filthy mad-dog skullcap

this thread should be in the museum of awesome art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: shivering violet place of business pervert

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: Floppy Know-it-all Giraffe Corner

Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: Aquamarine circlehead

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: anal pink piazza

LOL, greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: crystalline coldplay fan

i'm going to be sad when this thread dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: Submissive parlor dog poop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: gay bossy base philosopher-king

this is a jaw-dropping 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency

never stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: Thriller hunting ground

This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.

If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.

"do cats have emotions" LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525893)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: lascivious tanning salon

you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: provocative bespoke site prole

I concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: crystalline coldplay fan

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

"You doing anything cool tonight?"

"Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?"

"Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?"

"No, I'm DOING that tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531908)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: Ivory casino laser beams

my favorite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: Ivory casino laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: Fishy shrine stain

holy shit i must use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: Fishy shrine stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: shivering violet place of business pervert

OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: comical greedy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: shivering violet place of business pervert

You're making this up, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: shivering violet place of business pervert

Whatever it is, it's thrilling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: Floppy Know-it-all Giraffe Corner

I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Opaque Stage Idea He Suggested

holy shit best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: comical greedy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: lavender razzle-dazzle business firm

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant sooty cruise ship

this thread delivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: mildly autistic personal credit line

180, flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Clear Sound Barrier People Who Are Hurt

true 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: Submissive parlor dog poop

perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: Heady set

don't care if it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Buff principal's office

*.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: magenta ungodly pozpig

*dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: Jade school cafeteria mediation

He definitely posts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: shivering violet place of business pervert

I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: comical greedy market

he almost *has* to post here no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed community account

This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.

(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?"

(A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING."

(At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?"

(To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?"

(Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?"

(I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..."

(Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.)

(I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.)

(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)

"Think there are any blogs about Houdini?"

(Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.)

(On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!")

(re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it."

(re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?"

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

"My great uncle was a cereal tycoon."

"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me."

"I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!"

(Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge."

(Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.)

"No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this."

"Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581799)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: concupiscible jap half-breed

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: Impertinent Legal Warrant

RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: spectacular queen of the night reading party

complete 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Talented crimson cuckold field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Ivory casino laser beams

i. am. impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: slap-happy insanely creepy station

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: Jade school cafeteria mediation

"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Lake center

agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency

This guy is pimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: Drab State Headpube

i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Opaque Stage Idea He Suggested

jesus LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: shivering violet place of business pervert

You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal toilet seat space

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601702)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency

Jesus Lord this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: comical greedy market

i want to be this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: balding juggernaut

"DO YOU- ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: Talented crimson cuckold field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Amber Cocky Abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Yellow indian lodge newt

u are a gentleman and scholar, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Buff principal's office

this is too good to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Ivory casino laser beams

this is what scares me the moast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: rose tattoo quadroon

"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"

So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583189)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: balding juggernaut

Absolutely amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: vibrant spot macaca

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: boyish brilliant range mother

I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: Jade school cafeteria mediation

WTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588101)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: Rusted irradiated bawdyhouse roommate

this is so awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: Lake center

I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter

someone should digg it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588143)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: Emerald excitant pit masturbator

Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: fighting hall

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: balding juggernaut

slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453)



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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM
Author: Sable ratface jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.

I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626384)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: Jade school cafeteria mediation

Have you ever asked to meet Robert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac outnumbered really tough guy

your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: cerebral bisexual step-uncle's house

Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: passionate institution

I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: Charismatic affirmative action university

ditch the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: Amber Cocky Abode

ATD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: magenta ungodly pozpig

absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac outnumbered really tough guy

jvc kaboom box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: Garnet mood stead

credited post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Emerald excitant pit masturbator

What is CP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: pearly goal in life

cerebral palsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac outnumbered really tough guy

http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: comical greedy market

i am just in awe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM
Author: Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM
Author: Yellow indian lodge newt

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

I feel like this one might work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661070)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: magenta ungodly pozpig

*Lightly caresses your face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: Charismatic affirmative action university

never stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Big-titted confused generalized bond nowag

MOAR ANECDOTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.

After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.

No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.

I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.

Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"

At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: obsidian stirring lettuce knife

Pretty much crying, tysm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Khaki Swollen Background Story

truly the thread of the summer. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: crystalline coldplay fan

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: rose tattoo quadroon

"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."

This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700454)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: Jade school cafeteria mediation

A perfect ending to a perfect summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: slap-happy insanely creepy station

This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: Chestnut cheese-eating wrinkle

hysterical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: Copper Dilemma Indirect Expression

I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
Author: provocative bespoke site prole

I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac outnumbered really tough guy

200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency

Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency

I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned demanding lay codepig

Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Flushed glittery office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: magenta ungodly pozpig

This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: magenta ungodly pozpig

Can this get stickied for awhile???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Pale gaping public bath

i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: Big-titted confused generalized bond nowag

Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: hot translucent house

180

flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15705726)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring olive orchestra pit

which schticks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15740992)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Exciting school

ask him how he feels about crustaceans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Beady-eyed Hairy Legs Doctorate

The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15720541)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM
Author: racy location

omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: Violent Mewling Gas Station

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535)



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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: provocative bespoke site prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: 180 Home Water Buffalo

this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: Turquoise electric boistinker trailer park

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: pearl bearded associate

180

Best of Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768485)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: Onyx candlestick maker

best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Floppy Know-it-all Giraffe Corner

It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM
Author: Territorial Hateful Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: laughsome library yarmulke

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

my life is so empty without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: slap-happy insanely creepy station

He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.

Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.

With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.

But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)

It read:

Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever.

WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-???

WHERE: [radek address]

WHERE: BBQ

WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989628)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Flushed glittery office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: provocative bespoke site prole

finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

Expected more excitement about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: Flushed glittery office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: Jade school cafeteria mediation

Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: Charismatic affirmative action university

cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: Floppy Know-it-all Giraffe Corner

While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967)



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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Harsh stag film athletic conference

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: topaz national corn cake

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

2 more weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: Federal address

I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: Big navy turdskin

You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: Jade school cafeteria mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16139230)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: sickened mint voyeur

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: scarlet mexican

You should write a short story about this dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: French vigorous striped hyena crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy menage haunted graveyard

literally makes my day every time i read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: Dark Flickering Alpha Private Investor

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: charcoal area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: histrionic locus gay wizard

"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."

Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283633)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM
Author: wonderful filthpig skinny woman

he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

[redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: Territorial Hateful Karate

vat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author: odious red death wish box office

What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: Jade school cafeteria mediation

weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author: Plum cuck

I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Roast Beef Meetinghouse

I am rather concerned as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: lilac cracking native nibblets

i cannot wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Galvanic theater scourge upon the earth

TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Nubile Glassy Coffee Pot Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708)



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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Dark Flickering Alpha Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM
Author: Lake center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: lavender razzle-dazzle business firm

bumping the greatest thread of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Flushed glittery office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686)



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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Roast Beef Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.

The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:

*****

Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.

To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.

To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.

To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].

Please don't look for me,

[Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq.

*****

I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16720968)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: carnelian liquid oxygen

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

Things did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: carnelian liquid oxygen

I dont even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: carnelian liquid oxygen

please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: multi-colored sadistic chapel love of her life

what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: lavender razzle-dazzle business firm

DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: lavender razzle-dazzle business firm

lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

EDIT

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721186)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: multi-colored sadistic chapel love of her life

Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

EDIT

I shouldn't be saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721203)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: multi-colored sadistic chapel love of her life

i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author: dashing flirting heaven

you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

[radek]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: multi-colored sadistic chapel love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author:  Garrison Cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

I regret nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: Ruddy hyperventilating wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Flushed glittery office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author:  pea-brained brunch

*starts a slow clap*

*all of xoxo slowly joins in*

*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*

*cheers rise from the crowd*

*all go silent, breathing heavily*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823031)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Floppy Know-it-all Giraffe Corner

*joins in slow clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: balding juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708)



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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author:  idiot

thread of the year for 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: Flushed glittery office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood Fat Ankles

Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: Cordovan

word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink

this is the first 180 i've given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969904)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author: Ruddy hyperventilating wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author:  lemon

damn, first time I've seen this thread

even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969768)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: Appetizing Roast Beef Meetinghouse

I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.

However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.

Did something else happen the second time you went to his house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16995968)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

Nah, this whole thread was flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood Fat Ankles

but of course you'd have to say that now........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Roast Beef Meetinghouse

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: Nubile Glassy Coffee Pot Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted mental disorder

still 180

especially list of google search terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17285999)



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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM
Author: lavender razzle-dazzle business firm

obviously i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: out-of-control dopamine

best flame eva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: disgusting cowardly

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author:  house-broken windowlicker

This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: Floppy Know-it-all Giraffe Corner

This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

he does tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: Talented crimson cuckold field

in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707)



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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author: slimy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: Yellow indian lodge newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM
Author:  hairless marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM
Author:  Wild Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM
Author:  deep trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author:  sexy kitty

Thx for the bump, I must've missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?

I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.

Honest opinions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242408)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM
Author:  Wild Fanboi

You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency

I know. What a flamer lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling resort dysfunction

It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author:  grizzly factory reset button

yes. please do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: gay bossy base philosopher-king

"he never left the country at all"

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242668)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author:  grizzly factory reset button

i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author:  Wild Fanboi

Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: Diverse Internal Respiration National Security Agency

A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author:  jet

go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: shivering violet place of business pervert

New thread, but link to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author: judgmental weed whacker

this may be the greatest thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819)



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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: Chocolate Feces

went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721)



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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author:  rebellious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: balding juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic party of the first part

I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647)



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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author: racy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM
Author: mauve medicated

Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author:  idiot

so good.

so good.

so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19009389)



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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: fighting hall

tears. actual tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM
Author:  umber crotch

BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM
Author: milky

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746)



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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author: carmine ceo

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: Blathering genital piercing

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070)