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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA.

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer. T...
wonderful death wish depressive
  06/24/10
Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.
Orchid comical masturbator
  06/25/10
joe vaj is actually clerking
swollen brilliant stead digit ratio
  07/07/10
...
Shaky Mood
  07/16/10
180
Effete hot laser beams theatre
  07/14/10
180
garnet nubile national security agency university
  07/20/10
lolol
Sickened temple coffee pot
  07/23/10
This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.
Trip set
  08/06/10
...
Confused orange cuck
  08/18/10
...
Confused orange cuck
  08/24/10
...
adventurous wild bawdyhouse personal credit line
  07/17/11
he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress s...
wonderful death wish depressive
  06/25/10
colorblind?
pearl buck-toothed hairy legs lay
  06/25/10
no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.
wonderful death wish depressive
  06/25/10
I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. ...
wonderful death wish depressive
  06/30/10
god I hope this isn't flame
Supple immigrant candlestick maker
  07/08/10
cr these are 180
rusted alcoholic affirmative action
  07/20/10
Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.
Floppy impertinent menage
  06/25/10
so you work with dwight schrute?
brindle brethren
  06/25/10
basically.
wonderful death wish depressive
  06/25/10
nice I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a s...
Charismatic stage mexican
  07/21/10
Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't k...
Violet exciting circlehead
  07/23/10
...
Stimulating puce garrison nowag
  07/08/10
tyft
sooty stirring cruise ship prole
  06/25/10
...
Glittery shrine gaming laptop
  06/25/10
...
pearl buck-toothed hairy legs lay
  06/25/10
Hilarious
excitant really tough guy
  06/25/10
Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and n...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/07/10
ahahahaha. thanks.
rose library azn
  07/07/10
...
Bespoke Meetinghouse Fortuitous Meteor
  07/07/10
...
swollen brilliant stead digit ratio
  07/07/10
...
Opaque den yarmulke
  07/08/10
Hilarious.
Cerebral citrine roommate rehab
  07/08/10
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68K...
scarlet thirsty gaping stag film
  01/04/11
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread....
primrose deer antler field
  06/13/11
QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir
twinkling athletic conference half-breed
  07/08/10
...
excitant really tough guy
  07/16/10
...
Shaky Mood
  07/19/10
...
rusted alcoholic affirmative action
  07/20/10
180
garnet nubile national security agency university
  07/20/10
1 fucking 80 I can't imagine what I would do if somebody ...
Vivacious hyperventilating school shitlib
  07/21/10
...
ultramarine plaza jap
  07/21/10
...
Dun motley halford home
  07/23/10
180
Sickened temple coffee pot
  07/23/10
...
Olive antidepressant drug hospital
  09/02/11
please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome
Provocative brass resort
  07/07/10
Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of t...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/08/10
Aren't iPods crazy?
swollen brilliant stead digit ratio
  07/08/10
I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effecti...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/08/10
the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problemati...
hateful appetizing wagecucks gas station
  07/08/10
I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the ...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/08/10
180
Sickened temple coffee pot
  07/23/10
...
disgusting mind-boggling mediation degenerate
  09/23/10
Where did he graduate from?
aromatic locus stain
  07/08/10
t14
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/08/10
none of this sounds alpha. just sad.
Startling queen of the night school cafeteria
  07/08/10
you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infe...
hateful appetizing wagecucks gas station
  07/08/10
the kimodo punch
concupiscible federal location
  07/20/10
man I'm fucking cracking up over here
rusted alcoholic affirmative action
  07/20/10
I'm laughing my ass off here.
Big filthpig
  07/28/10
Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.
aromatic locus stain
  07/08/10
This seems like a poor idea for the OP.
twinkling athletic conference half-breed
  07/08/10
yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/08/10
I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he re...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/09/10
He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to fo...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/09/10
i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl"...
brindle brethren
  07/09/10
He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever ...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/09/10
1fucking80
brindle brethren
  07/09/10
I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/09/10
180
twinkling athletic conference half-breed
  07/09/10
there's no way someone this great exists
Opaque den yarmulke
  07/09/10
everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a f...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/09/10
He sounds like a novel character, but better.
twinkling athletic conference half-breed
  07/09/10
this is a true 180
white tattoo
  07/24/10
Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brillia...
Apoplectic market
  07/27/10
i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chat...
rose library azn
  08/01/10
180
thriller rebellious abode jew
  09/14/10
this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. tha...
mauve water buffalo native
  06/08/11
hahaha
Sickened temple coffee pot
  07/23/10
180
Exhilarant corner
  07/28/10
omfg
walnut business firm
  08/22/11
(estrada's colleague from the future)
Doobsian haunted graveyard
  07/09/10
This whole thread is 180
Hairraiser overrated french chef
  07/09/10
...
razzle-dazzle purple hominid
  07/09/10
He had a compression boot on today like what you get when yo...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/12/10
Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken fro...
multi-colored dull church building karate
  07/20/10
link?
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/20/10
Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a f...
multi-colored dull church building karate
  07/20/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c
multi-colored dull church building karate
  07/20/10
I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have an...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/14/10
lol Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they cohe...
azure preventive strike clown
  07/14/10
extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I ...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/14/10
flame aspies can't chat up women
Painfully Honest Histrionic Mad Cow Disease Heaven
  07/14/10
Aren't ipods crazy? hahahahahah I want to be with him ...
azure preventive strike clown
  07/14/10
I want a shirt that says this
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/14/10
Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it ...
azure preventive strike clown
  07/14/10
I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/15/10
Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?
twinkling athletic conference half-breed
  07/15/10
...
white tattoo
  07/24/10
do cats have emotions
concupiscible federal location
  07/15/10
180
Bespoke Meetinghouse Fortuitous Meteor
  07/15/10
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
primrose deer antler field
  07/15/10
180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.
maize cumskin
  07/19/10
...
ultramarine plaza jap
  07/21/10
lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read abou...
house-broken house
  03/30/11
thanks for my new username and siggy
Spectacular bright station
  07/20/10
"homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" ...
Spectacular bright station
  07/20/10
180
garnet nubile national security agency university
  07/20/10
i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be w...
electric zombie-like keepsake machete gay wizard
  07/21/10
Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.
Vivacious hyperventilating school shitlib
  07/21/10
TYSVMFT 180^180^180
Exhilarant corner
  07/28/10
"mothman friendly"
Razzle chocolate tank
  08/20/10
I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes f...
cordovan range
  06/13/11
its more of him just talking at them until he says something...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/14/10
I really think I might adopt the "get on my level"...
twinkling athletic conference half-breed
  07/15/10
this thread should be in the museum of awesome art
Contagious Magenta Hunting Ground Crackhouse
  07/14/10
He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded dep...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/16/10
wow.
Mildly autistic milk spot
  07/16/10
Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or ...
Free-loading amber ladyboy
  07/16/10
Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/16/10
tyvmft
erotic pozpig
  07/16/10
LOL, greatest post ever.
disrespectful beta tanning salon
  07/17/10
i'm going to be sad when this thread dies
Opaque den yarmulke
  07/19/10
lol
garnet nubile national security agency university
  07/20/10
this is a jaw-dropping 180
Startling queen of the night school cafeteria
  07/23/10
never stop posting
Big filthpig
  07/28/10
This thread is heaps and heaps of 180. If it is flame, ...
poppy dashing area
  07/16/10
you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this...
lascivious fuchsia roast beef
  07/16/10
I concur.
heady headpube
  07/17/10
cr
Opaque den yarmulke
  07/17/10
"You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you ...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/17/10
my favorite lol
Charismatic stage mexican
  07/21/10
...
Charismatic stage mexican
  07/21/10
holy shit i must use this IRL
swollen brilliant stead digit ratio
  07/27/10
...
swollen brilliant stead digit ratio
  07/28/10
Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in hi...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/19/10
OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT
Mildly autistic milk spot
  07/19/10
...
Provocative brass resort
  07/29/10
Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp gen...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/20/10
You're making this up, aren't you?
Mildly autistic milk spot
  07/20/10
I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/20/10
Whatever it is, it's thrilling!
Mildly autistic milk spot
  07/20/10
I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her famil...
Free-loading amber ladyboy
  07/20/10
holy shit best thread ever
ivory insanely creepy dragon hissy fit
  07/20/10
...
Provocative brass resort
  07/20/10
agreed
Spectacular bright station
  07/20/10
this thread delivers
Bateful peach sandwich
  07/20/10
180, flame or not.
Misanthropic Autistic Parlor Associate
  07/20/10
true 180 thread
Fluffy church blood rage
  07/20/10
perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.
garnet nubile national security agency university
  07/20/10
don't care if it's flame
Odious Sanctuary
  07/20/10
While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the ...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/21/10
*.*
aphrodisiac smoky puppy
  07/21/10
*dies*
primrose deer antler field
  07/21/10
He definitely posts on xo
concupiscible federal location
  07/23/10
I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense o...
Mildly autistic milk spot
  07/21/10
if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's a...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/21/10
he almost *has* to post here no?
Provocative brass resort
  07/21/10
i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread o...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/21/10
This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Ka...
flickering curious center marketing idea
  07/21/10
I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started t...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/22/10
holy shit
brindle brethren
  07/22/10
RLY?
Crystalline international law enforcement agency ticket booth
  07/22/10
complete 180
sticky fanboi
  07/22/10
...
house-broken house
  07/22/10
i. am. impressed.
Charismatic stage mexican
  07/22/10
holy shit.
Topaz boyish jewess dingle berry
  07/22/10
"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish f...
concupiscible federal location
  07/23/10
agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist
Ruby bbw
  07/23/10
This guy is pimp.
Big filthpig
  07/28/10
i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)
Doobsian haunted graveyard
  08/05/10
jesus LOL
ivory insanely creepy dragon hissy fit
  07/23/10
You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) hum...
Mildly autistic milk spot
  07/23/10
"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be som...
Domesticated talented public bath new version
  07/24/10
Jesus Lord this was funny.
Big filthpig
  07/28/10
i want to be this guy
Provocative brass resort
  08/01/10
"DO YOU- ..."
Razzle chocolate tank
  08/28/10
...
house-broken house
  07/22/10
180
Passionate aquamarine site son of senegal
  07/22/10
u are a gentleman and scholar, 180
Onyx Address
  07/22/10
this is too good to be flame
aphrodisiac smoky puppy
  07/22/10
this is what scares me the moast
Charismatic stage mexican
  07/22/10
"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't...
Dun motley halford home
  07/22/10
Absolutely amazing thread
Razzle chocolate tank
  07/23/10
180^180
milky regret
  07/23/10
I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running sht...
Swashbuckling National Dysfunction
  07/23/10
WTF
concupiscible federal location
  07/23/10
this is so awesome
Sickened temple coffee pot
  07/23/10
I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter someone ...
Ruby bbw
  07/23/10
Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, jus...
soul-stirring violent place of business brunch
  07/23/10
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Interne...
Diverse step-uncle's house alpha
  07/23/10
slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man
Razzle chocolate tank
  07/24/10
...
cocky love of her life toaster
  07/26/10
A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing s...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/27/10
Have you ever asked to meet Robert?
concupiscible federal location
  07/27/10
No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/27/10
your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on s...
razzmatazz party of the first part
  07/27/10
Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread ...
titillating box office
  07/27/10
I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brillian...
Indigo chapel dog poop
  07/28/10
ditch the dood
angry partner police squad
  07/28/10
ATD!
Passionate aquamarine site son of senegal
  07/28/10
absolutely.
primrose deer antler field
  07/28/10
I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a partic...
wonderful death wish depressive
  07/28/10
jvc kaboom box
razzmatazz party of the first part
  07/28/10
credited post
sooty stirring cruise ship prole
  07/29/10
What is CP?
soul-stirring violent place of business brunch
  07/29/10
cerebral palsy?
Effete hot laser beams theatre
  07/29/10
http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-pa...
razzmatazz party of the first part
  07/29/10
i am just in awe
Provocative brass resort
  07/29/10
lol
Big filthpig
  07/31/10
"Can you tell I use an electric razor?" I feel...
Onyx Address
  07/31/10
*Lightly caresses your face*
primrose deer antler field
  08/01/10
never stop.
angry partner police squad
  08/01/10
MOAR ANECDOTES
gay bearded institution private investor
  08/01/10
His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the...
wonderful death wish depressive
  08/03/10
Pretty much crying, tysm.
arrogant forum newt
  08/03/10
truly the thread of the summer. thank you.
laughsome idiotic principal's office
  08/03/10
ty
Opaque den yarmulke
  08/04/10
"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me ...
Dun motley halford home
  08/04/10
A perfect ending to a perfect summer
concupiscible federal location
  08/04/10
This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a l...
Topaz boyish jewess dingle berry
  08/21/10
hysterical
Coiffed senate travel guidebook
  01/07/11
I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to ...
arousing persian
  08/04/10
I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Th...
heady headpube
  08/04/10
200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probab...
razzmatazz party of the first part
  08/04/10
Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shi...
Big filthpig
  08/04/10
I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episode...
Big filthpig
  08/04/10
Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting chara...
big-titted point
  08/04/10
Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at be...
wonderful death wish depressive
  08/04/10
...
Vigorous faggotry stage
  08/04/10
This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel ...
primrose deer antler field
  08/04/10
Can this get stickied for awhile???
primrose deer antler field
  08/04/10
i can't believe this is the first time im reading this threa...
nudist casino
  08/04/10
Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.
gay bearded institution private investor
  08/04/10
180 flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.
galvanic striped hyena pisswyrm
  08/04/10
which schticks?
Startled Theater Stage Dopamine
  08/08/10
ask him how he feels about crustaceans!
fragrant avocado internal respiration organic girlfriend
  08/05/10
The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY ...
Trip set
  08/06/10
omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no on...
Lake Sex Offender
  08/23/11
what
High-end Cracking Philosopher-king
  08/08/10
180
heady headpube
  08/17/10
this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it
marvelous buff telephone mother
  08/08/10
amazing
khaki hideous kitty cat quadroon
  08/12/10
180 Best of Show
bistre chest-beating piazza
  08/12/10
best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?
Alcoholic toilet seat locale
  08/12/10
It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.
Free-loading amber ladyboy
  08/18/10
...
Iridescent 180 Hall
  08/20/10
tytyty
Bipolar trailer park gunner
  08/20/10
welcome
wonderful death wish depressive
  08/28/10
my life is so empty without him
wonderful death wish depressive
  08/21/10
He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became c...
Topaz boyish jewess dingle berry
  08/21/10
In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news...
wonderful death wish depressive
  09/07/10
...
Vigorous faggotry stage
  09/07/10
finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.
heady headpube
  09/07/10
Expected more excitement about this.
wonderful death wish depressive
  09/07/10
...
Vigorous faggotry stage
  09/07/10
Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves ...
concupiscible federal location
  09/14/10
cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start o...
angry partner police squad
  09/14/10
While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a ...
Free-loading amber ladyboy
  09/07/10
holy shit lol
cerise sneaky criminal
  09/12/10
awesome
cobalt weed whacker
  09/14/10
2 more weeks
wonderful death wish depressive
  09/14/10
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.
wonderful death wish depressive
  09/21/10
I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than ...
carmine mewling multi-billionaire boltzmann
  09/21/10
You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BB...
Irradiated State Nibblets
  09/21/10
...
concupiscible federal location
  09/23/10
Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow...
wonderful death wish depressive
  09/25/10
tyvmft
sepia fat ankles base
  09/14/10
You should write a short story about this dude
vibrant parlour
  09/14/10
180
Cyan cheese-eating goyim space
  09/14/10
literally makes my day every time i read this thread
bull headed naked lettuce
  09/23/10
GOAT
beady-eyed hell
  09/23/10
oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a rep...
wonderful death wish depressive
  09/26/10
...
sienna racy pit
  09/27/10
"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has...
Snowy Orchestra Pit
  10/13/10
he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true eve...
plum rigpig indirect expression
  10/13/10
[redacted]
wonderful death wish depressive
  09/27/10
vat
Iridescent 180 Hall
  09/27/10
What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath ...
slap-happy turdskin mad-dog skullcap
  09/30/10
weeks
concupiscible federal location
  10/13/10
I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh ...
property
  10/13/10
I am rather concerned as well.
Hairless Lodge
  10/13/10
i cannot wait!
umber theater selfie
  10/20/10
TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has bec...
elastic band
  10/13/10
...
disgusting mind-boggling mediation degenerate
  10/20/10
...
beady-eyed hell
  10/21/10
...
Ruby bbw
  10/31/10
bumping the greatest thread of all time
Spectacular bright station
  10/31/10
...
Vigorous faggotry stage
  10/31/10
...
Hairless Lodge
  12/03/10
I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not ...
wonderful death wish depressive
  12/04/10
wat
magical whorehouse
  12/04/10
Things did not go well.
wonderful death wish depressive
  12/04/10
I dont even
magical whorehouse
  12/04/10
I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this...
wonderful death wish depressive
  12/04/10
please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thre...
magical whorehouse
  12/04/10
i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my care...
wonderful death wish depressive
  12/04/10
what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?
Costumed kitchen coldplay fan
  12/04/10
This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whol...
wonderful death wish depressive
  12/04/10
DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!
Spectacular bright station
  12/04/10
lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol
Spectacular bright station
  12/04/10
EDIT wgwag
wonderful death wish depressive
  12/04/10
Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.
Costumed kitchen coldplay fan
  12/04/10
EDIT I shouldn't be saying this.
wonderful death wish depressive
  12/04/10
i missed it
Costumed kitchen coldplay fan
  12/04/10
you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid threa...
drab learning disabled office rigor
  01/04/11
[radek]
wonderful death wish depressive
  12/04/10
He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a ...
wonderful death wish depressive
  12/04/10
lol
Costumed kitchen coldplay fan
  12/04/10
180
Cowardly bat shit crazy dilemma
  12/04/10
I regret nothing.
wonderful death wish depressive
  12/04/10
...
aggressive nursing home
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Vigorous faggotry stage
  12/15/10
*starts a slow clap* *all of xoxo slowly joins in* *cl...
Misunderstood lime incel
  12/15/10
*joins in slow clap
Free-loading amber ladyboy
  12/15/10
...
Razzle chocolate tank
  12/29/10
thread of the year for 2010
light people who are hurt
  12/28/10
...
Vigorous faggotry stage
  12/29/10
Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but...
faggot firefighter
  01/04/11
word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and...
fishy pocket flask
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...
aggressive nursing home
  01/04/11
damn, first time I've seen this thread even though I'm here...
carnelian reading party indian lodge
  01/04/11
I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY. How...
Hairless Lodge
  01/07/11
Nah, this whole thread was flame.
wonderful death wish depressive
  01/10/11
but of course you'd have to say that now........
faggot firefighter
  01/10/11
No.
Hairless Lodge
  01/11/11
...
disgusting mind-boggling mediation degenerate
  03/02/11
still 180 especially list of google search terms
honey-headed crotch
  02/14/11
obviously i agree
Spectacular bright station
  02/15/11
best flame eva
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  03/05/11
thank you
Sexy pistol
  03/05/11
...
wonderful death wish depressive
  03/30/11
This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are r...
Grizzly tantric wrinkle
  03/30/11
This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me th...
Free-loading amber ladyboy
  03/30/11
he does tho
wonderful death wish depressive
  03/30/11
in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo
house-broken house
  03/30/11
...
jet
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Onyx Address
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embarrassed to the bone ape community account
  06/05/11
Thx for the bump, I must've missed this
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  06/08/11
IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as ...
wonderful death wish depressive
  06/13/11
You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style rel...
french ratface
  06/13/11
I know. What a flamer lol.
Big filthpig
  06/13/11
It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and co...
wonderful death wish depressive
  06/13/11
yes. please do this.
Deep
  06/13/11
"he never left the country at all" omfg
Startling queen of the night school cafeteria
  06/13/11
i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it wil...
Deep
  06/13/11
Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true ge...
french ratface
  06/13/11
A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.
Big filthpig
  06/13/11
go for it
Pea-brained
  06/13/11
New thread, but link to this one
Mildly autistic milk spot
  06/13/11
this may be the greatest thread of all time.
Vermilion frozen
  07/17/11
went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came ...
pink impressive friendly grandma
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...
Green feces
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...
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I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greates...
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...
Lake Sex Offender
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Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site
  09/06/11
so good. so good. so good.
light people who are hurt
  09/20/11
tears. actual tears.
Diverse step-uncle's house alpha
  10/01/11
BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history
Adulterous charcoal boistinker
  10/13/11
120
territorial boiling water
  10/13/11
No
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  12/26/11
120
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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.

Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers:

"1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15334029)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: Orchid comical masturbator

Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: swollen brilliant stead digit ratio

joe vaj is actually clerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Shaky Mood



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Effete hot laser beams theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507801)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: garnet nubile national security agency university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564502)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Sickened temple coffee pot

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: Trip set

This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Confused orange cuck



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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: Confused orange cuck



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: adventurous wild bawdyhouse personal credit line



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: pearl buck-toothed hairy legs lay

colorblind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657)



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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this.

"Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?"

[matter of factly] "Because it's blue."

"But isn't that obvious?"

"Not if I go colorblind."

"Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?"

[looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15387540)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: Supple immigrant candlestick maker

god I hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: rusted alcoholic affirmative action

cr these are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Floppy impertinent menage

Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: brindle brethren

so you work with dwight schrute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Charismatic stage mexican

nice

I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572211)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: Violet exciting circlehead

Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Stimulating puce garrison nowag



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: sooty stirring cruise ship prole

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341626)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Glittery shrine gaming laptop



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: pearl buck-toothed hairy legs lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341634)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: excitant really tough guy

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440108)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: rose library azn

ahahahaha. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Bespoke Meetinghouse Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: swollen brilliant stead digit ratio



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: Opaque den yarmulke



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Cerebral citrine roommate rehab

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: scarlet thirsty gaping stag film

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http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-lena-chen

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/lol-patrick-hamm-makes-business-call.html

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1284417&forum_id=2

http://patrickhammscandal.newsvine.com/_news/2008/06/07/1551800-scandal-hits-harvard

http://tweetmeme.com/story/116502023/patrick-hamm-and-span-classhighlightlenaspan-chen-encyclopedia-dramatica

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http://www.anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/189098

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970047)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: primrose deer antler field

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: twinkling athletic conference half-breed

QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444815)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: excitant really tough guy



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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: Shaky Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15549269)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: rusted alcoholic affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564491)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: garnet nubile national security agency university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: Vivacious hyperventilating school shitlib

1 fucking 80

I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572551)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza jap



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: Dun motley halford home



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: Sickened temple coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588062)



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM
Author: Olive antidepressant drug hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18890521)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: Provocative brass resort

please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: swollen brilliant stead digit ratio

Aren't iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: hateful appetizing wagecucks gas station

the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Sickened temple coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: disgusting mind-boggling mediation degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16125726)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: aromatic locus stain

Where did he graduate from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Startling queen of the night school cafeteria

none of this sounds alpha. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: hateful appetizing wagecucks gas station

you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: concupiscible federal location

the kimodo punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: rusted alcoholic affirmative action

man I'm fucking cracking up over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: Big filthpig

I'm laughing my ass off here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: aromatic locus stain

Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: twinkling athletic conference half-breed

This seems like a poor idea for the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: brindle brethren

i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: brindle brethren

1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level."

The request was rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457346)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM
Author: twinkling athletic conference half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: Opaque den yarmulke

there's no way someone this great exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: twinkling athletic conference half-breed

He sounds like a novel character, but better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: white tattoo

this is a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic market

Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: rose library azn

i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: thriller rebellious abode jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM
Author: mauve water buffalo native

this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: Sickened temple coffee pot

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: walnut business firm

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: Doobsian haunted graveyard

(estrada's colleague from the future)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser overrated french chef

This whole thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle purple hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: multi-colored dull church building karate

Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: multi-colored dull church building karate

Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: multi-colored dull church building karate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: azure preventive strike clown

lol

Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507633)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Histrionic Mad Cow Disease Heaven

flame aspies can't chat up women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: azure preventive strike clown

Aren't ipods crazy?

hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507702)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I want a shirt that says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: azure preventive strike clown

Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:

"make crab rangoons"

"muy thai kick technique"

"do cats have emotions"

"what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face"

"d b cooper"

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

"blinking world record"

"gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?)

"fred durst death"

"radioactive banana" (WTF?)

"moth people"

"mothman conspiracy"

"mothman sightings"

"mothman friendly"

"mothman sexuality"

"get around website blocker"

"web proxy"

This is only going back to May btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514707)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: twinkling athletic conference half-breed

Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: white tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: concupiscible federal location

do cats have emotions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: Bespoke Meetinghouse Fortuitous Meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: primrose deer antler field

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: maize cumskin

180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: ultramarine plaza jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: house-broken house

lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: Spectacular bright station

thanks for my new username and siggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Spectacular bright station

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564044)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: garnet nubile national security agency university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: electric zombie-like keepsake machete gay wizard

i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: Vivacious hyperventilating school shitlib

Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant corner

TYSVMFT

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639159)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: Razzle chocolate tank

"mothman friendly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: cordovan range

I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: twinkling athletic conference half-breed

I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: Contagious Magenta Hunting Ground Crackhouse

this thread should be in the museum of awesome art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Mildly autistic milk spot

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: Free-loading amber ladyboy

Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: erotic pozpig

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: disrespectful beta tanning salon

LOL, greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: Opaque den yarmulke

i'm going to be sad when this thread dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: garnet nubile national security agency university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Startling queen of the night school cafeteria

this is a jaw-dropping 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: Big filthpig

never stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: poppy dashing area

This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.

If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.

"do cats have emotions" LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525893)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: lascivious fuchsia roast beef

you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: heady headpube

I concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Opaque den yarmulke

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

"You doing anything cool tonight?"

"Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?"

"Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?"

"No, I'm DOING that tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531908)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: Charismatic stage mexican

my favorite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: Charismatic stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: swollen brilliant stead digit ratio

holy shit i must use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: swollen brilliant stead digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Mildly autistic milk spot

OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: Provocative brass resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Mildly autistic milk spot

You're making this up, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Mildly autistic milk spot

Whatever it is, it's thrilling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: Free-loading amber ladyboy

I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: ivory insanely creepy dragon hissy fit

holy shit best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: Provocative brass resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Spectacular bright station

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: Bateful peach sandwich

this thread delivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic Autistic Parlor Associate

180, flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Fluffy church blood rage

true 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: garnet nubile national security agency university

perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: Odious Sanctuary

don't care if it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac smoky puppy

*.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: primrose deer antler field

*dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: concupiscible federal location

He definitely posts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic milk spot

I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: Provocative brass resort

he almost *has* to post here no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: flickering curious center marketing idea

This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.

(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?"

(A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING."

(At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?"

(To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?"

(Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?"

(I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..."

(Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.)

(I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.)

(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)

"Think there are any blogs about Houdini?"

(Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.)

(On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!")

(re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it."

(re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?"

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

"My great uncle was a cereal tycoon."

"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me."

"I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!"

(Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge."

(Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.)

"No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this."

"Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581799)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: brindle brethren

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: Crystalline international law enforcement agency ticket booth

RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: sticky fanboi

complete 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: house-broken house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Charismatic stage mexican

i. am. impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: Topaz boyish jewess dingle berry

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: concupiscible federal location

"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Ruby bbw

agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Big filthpig

This guy is pimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: Doobsian haunted graveyard

i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: ivory insanely creepy dragon hissy fit

jesus LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic milk spot

You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Domesticated talented public bath new version

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601702)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Big filthpig

Jesus Lord this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: Provocative brass resort

i want to be this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Razzle chocolate tank

"DO YOU- ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: house-broken house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Passionate aquamarine site son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Onyx Address

u are a gentleman and scholar, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac smoky puppy

this is too good to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Charismatic stage mexican

this is what scares me the moast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: Dun motley halford home

"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"

So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583189)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Razzle chocolate tank

Absolutely amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: milky regret

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling National Dysfunction

I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: concupiscible federal location

WTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588101)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: Sickened temple coffee pot

this is so awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: Ruby bbw

I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter

someone should digg it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588143)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent place of business brunch

Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: Diverse step-uncle's house alpha

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Razzle chocolate tank

slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453)



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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM
Author: cocky love of her life toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.

I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626384)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: concupiscible federal location

Have you ever asked to meet Robert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz party of the first part

your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: titillating box office

Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: Indigo chapel dog poop

I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: angry partner police squad

ditch the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: Passionate aquamarine site son of senegal

ATD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: primrose deer antler field

absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz party of the first part

jvc kaboom box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: sooty stirring cruise ship prole

credited post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring violent place of business brunch

What is CP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Effete hot laser beams theatre

cerebral palsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz party of the first part

http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: Provocative brass resort

i am just in awe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM
Author: Big filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM
Author: Onyx Address

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

I feel like this one might work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661070)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: primrose deer antler field

*Lightly caresses your face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: angry partner police squad

never stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: gay bearded institution private investor

MOAR ANECDOTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.

After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.

No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.

I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.

Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"

At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: arrogant forum newt

Pretty much crying, tysm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: laughsome idiotic principal's office

truly the thread of the summer. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: Opaque den yarmulke

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: Dun motley halford home

"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."

This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700454)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: concupiscible federal location

A perfect ending to a perfect summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Topaz boyish jewess dingle berry

This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: Coiffed senate travel guidebook

hysterical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: arousing persian

I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
Author: heady headpube

I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz party of the first part

200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Big filthpig

Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: Big filthpig

I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: big-titted point

Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Vigorous faggotry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: primrose deer antler field

This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: primrose deer antler field

Can this get stickied for awhile???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: nudist casino

i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: gay bearded institution private investor

Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: galvanic striped hyena pisswyrm

180

flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15705726)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Startled Theater Stage Dopamine

which schticks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15740992)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: fragrant avocado internal respiration organic girlfriend

ask him how he feels about crustaceans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Trip set

The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15720541)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM
Author: Lake Sex Offender

omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: High-end Cracking Philosopher-king

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535)



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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: heady headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: marvelous buff telephone mother

this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: khaki hideous kitty cat quadroon

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: bistre chest-beating piazza

180

Best of Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768485)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: Alcoholic toilet seat locale

best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Free-loading amber ladyboy

It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM
Author: Iridescent 180 Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: Bipolar trailer park gunner

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

my life is so empty without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: Topaz boyish jewess dingle berry

He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.

Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.

With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.

But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)

It read:

Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever.

WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-???

WHERE: [radek address]

WHERE: BBQ

WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989628)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Vigorous faggotry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: heady headpube

finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

Expected more excitement about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: Vigorous faggotry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: concupiscible federal location

Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: angry partner police squad

cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: Free-loading amber ladyboy

While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967)



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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: cerise sneaky criminal

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: cobalt weed whacker

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

2 more weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: carmine mewling multi-billionaire boltzmann

I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: Irradiated State Nibblets

You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: concupiscible federal location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16139230)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: sepia fat ankles base

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: vibrant parlour

You should write a short story about this dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: Cyan cheese-eating goyim space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: bull headed naked lettuce

literally makes my day every time i read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed hell

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: sienna racy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: Snowy Orchestra Pit

"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."

Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283633)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM
Author: plum rigpig indirect expression

he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

[redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: Iridescent 180 Hall

vat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author: slap-happy turdskin mad-dog skullcap

What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: concupiscible federal location

weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author:  property

I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Hairless Lodge

I am rather concerned as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author:  umber theater selfie

i cannot wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author:  elastic band

TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: disgusting mind-boggling mediation degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708)



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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM
Author: Ruby bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: Spectacular bright station

bumping the greatest thread of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Vigorous faggotry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686)



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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Hairless Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.

The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:

*****

Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.

To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.

To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.

To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].

Please don't look for me,

[Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq.

*****

I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16720968)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: magical whorehouse

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

Things did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: magical whorehouse

I dont even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: magical whorehouse

please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Costumed kitchen coldplay fan

what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Spectacular bright station

DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Spectacular bright station

lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

EDIT

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721186)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: Costumed kitchen coldplay fan

Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

EDIT

I shouldn't be saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721203)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Costumed kitchen coldplay fan

i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author: drab learning disabled office rigor

you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

[radek]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: Costumed kitchen coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Cowardly bat shit crazy dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

I regret nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: aggressive nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Vigorous faggotry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood lime incel

*starts a slow clap*

*all of xoxo slowly joins in*

*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*

*cheers rise from the crowd*

*all go silent, breathing heavily*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823031)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Free-loading amber ladyboy

*joins in slow clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: Razzle chocolate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708)



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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author: light people who are hurt

thread of the year for 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: Vigorous faggotry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author:  faggot firefighter

Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: fishy pocket flask

word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink

this is the first 180 i've given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969904)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author: aggressive nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: carnelian reading party indian lodge

damn, first time I've seen this thread

even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969768)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: Hairless Lodge

I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.

However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.

Did something else happen the second time you went to his house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16995968)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

Nah, this whole thread was flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author:  faggot firefighter

but of course you'd have to say that now........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: Hairless Lodge

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: disgusting mind-boggling mediation degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author:  honey-headed crotch

still 180

especially list of google search terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17285999)



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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM
Author: Spectacular bright station

obviously i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready chestnut legal warrant

best flame eva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: Sexy pistol

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author: Grizzly tantric wrinkle

This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: Free-loading amber ladyboy

This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

he does tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: house-broken house

in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707)



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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author: jet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: Onyx Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: kink-friendly frisky potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: french ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM
Author:  embarrassed to the bone ape community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author: zippy cream generalized bond

Thx for the bump, I must've missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?

I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.

Honest opinions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242408)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM
Author: french ratface

You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: Big filthpig

I know. What a flamer lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: wonderful death wish depressive

It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author: Deep

yes. please do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: Startling queen of the night school cafeteria

"he never left the country at all"

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242668)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author: Deep

i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: french ratface

Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: Big filthpig

A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained

go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: Mildly autistic milk spot

New thread, but link to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author: Vermilion frozen

this may be the greatest thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819)



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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: pink impressive friendly grandma

went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721)



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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author: Green feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Razzle chocolate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM
Author:  jade volcanic crater electric furnace

I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647)



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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author: Lake Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM
Author: 

Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: light people who are hurt

so good.

so good.

so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19009389)



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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: Diverse step-uncle's house alpha

tears. actual tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM
Author: Adulterous charcoal boistinker

BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM
Author: territorial boiling water

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746)



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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author: Deranged lilac liquid oxygen

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: self-centered saffron

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070)