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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA.

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer. T...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  06/24/10
Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.
Disgusting ticket booth
  06/25/10
joe vaj is actually clerking
bossy property queen of the night
  07/07/10
...
Flickering grizzly casino dysfunction
  07/16/10
180
citrine yapping stock car
  07/14/10
180
Razzle-dazzle Seedy Hissy Fit
  07/20/10
lolol
Odious gunner
  07/23/10
This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.
ocher kink-friendly den
  08/06/10
...
Stubborn theatre potus
  08/18/10
...
Stubborn theatre potus
  08/24/10
...
turquoise stage
  07/17/11
he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress s...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  06/25/10
colorblind?
Magenta degenerate
  06/25/10
no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  06/25/10
I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. ...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  06/30/10
god I hope this isn't flame
brindle shitlib
  07/08/10
cr these are 180
up-to-no-good psychic hominid
  07/20/10
Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.
sable voyeur
  06/25/10
so you work with dwight schrute?
Multi-colored hell keepsake machete
  06/25/10
basically.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  06/25/10
nice I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a s...
arrogant shrine
  07/21/10
Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't k...
Dull knife sandwich
  07/23/10
...
pea-brained community account
  07/08/10
tyft
saffron cuckoldry
  06/25/10
...
Impressive sound barrier headpube
  06/25/10
...
Magenta degenerate
  06/25/10
Hilarious
cobalt corn cake
  06/25/10
Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and n...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/07/10
ahahahaha. thanks.
burgundy windowlicker
  07/07/10
...
razzle chest-beating theater stage athletic conference
  07/07/10
...
bossy property queen of the night
  07/07/10
...
geriatric bawdyhouse son of senegal
  07/08/10
Hilarious.
Lavender Macaca Trust Fund
  07/08/10
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68K...
thirsty indecent organic girlfriend
  01/04/11
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread....
dashing base blood rage
  06/13/11
QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir
Supple Ape
  07/08/10
...
cobalt corn cake
  07/16/10
...
Flickering grizzly casino dysfunction
  07/19/10
...
up-to-no-good psychic hominid
  07/20/10
180
Razzle-dazzle Seedy Hissy Fit
  07/20/10
1 fucking 80 I can't imagine what I would do if somebody ...
Hyperventilating toilet seat private investor
  07/21/10
...
vibrant location
  07/21/10
...
dead therapy personal credit line
  07/23/10
180
Odious gunner
  07/23/10
...
Elite violet theater
  09/02/11
please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome
Flushed Stage Marketing Idea
  07/07/10
Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of t...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/08/10
Aren't iPods crazy?
bossy property queen of the night
  07/08/10
I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effecti...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/08/10
the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problemati...
Contagious immigrant prole
  07/08/10
I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the ...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/08/10
180
Odious gunner
  07/23/10
...
sinister outnumbered crotch
  09/23/10
Where did he graduate from?
Charcoal indirect expression place of business
  07/08/10
t14
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/08/10
none of this sounds alpha. just sad.
Territorial amethyst boltzmann
  07/08/10
you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infe...
Contagious immigrant prole
  07/08/10
the kimodo punch
Bright Big-titted Corner
  07/20/10
man I'm fucking cracking up over here
up-to-no-good psychic hominid
  07/20/10
I'm laughing my ass off here.
swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook
  07/28/10
Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.
Charcoal indirect expression place of business
  07/08/10
This seems like a poor idea for the OP.
Supple Ape
  07/08/10
yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/08/10
I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he re...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/09/10
He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to fo...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/09/10
i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl"...
Multi-colored hell keepsake machete
  07/09/10
He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever ...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/09/10
1fucking80
Multi-colored hell keepsake machete
  07/09/10
I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/09/10
180
Supple Ape
  07/09/10
there's no way someone this great exists
geriatric bawdyhouse son of senegal
  07/09/10
everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a f...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/09/10
He sounds like a novel character, but better.
Supple Ape
  07/09/10
this is a true 180
Wine public bath becky
  07/24/10
Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brillia...
hairraiser ebony lay
  07/27/10
i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chat...
burgundy windowlicker
  08/01/10
180
Vigorous Space
  09/14/10
this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. tha...
soggy depressive water buffalo
  06/08/11
hahaha
Odious gunner
  07/23/10
180
yellow bat-shit-crazy church trump supporter
  07/28/10
omfg
hyperactive business firm foreskin
  08/22/11
(estrada's colleague from the future)
Cerebral dilemma
  07/09/10
This whole thread is 180
underhanded marvelous kitchen
  07/09/10
...
gay massive really tough guy jew
  07/09/10
He had a compression boot on today like what you get when yo...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/12/10
Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken fro...
Gaped Fragrant Tank Set
  07/20/10
link?
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/20/10
Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a f...
Gaped Fragrant Tank Set
  07/20/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c
Gaped Fragrant Tank Set
  07/20/10
I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have an...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/14/10
lol Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they cohe...
infuriating diverse plaza
  07/14/10
extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I ...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/14/10
flame aspies can't chat up women
provocative frozen home
  07/14/10
Aren't ipods crazy? hahahahahah I want to be with him ...
infuriating diverse plaza
  07/14/10
I want a shirt that says this
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/14/10
Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it ...
infuriating diverse plaza
  07/14/10
I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/15/10
Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?
Supple Ape
  07/15/10
...
Wine public bath becky
  07/24/10
do cats have emotions
Bright Big-titted Corner
  07/15/10
180
razzle chest-beating theater stage athletic conference
  07/15/10
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
dashing base blood rage
  07/15/10
180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.
soul-stirring shivering azn address
  07/19/10
...
vibrant location
  07/21/10
lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read abou...
self-centered fat ankles tanning salon
  03/30/11
thanks for my new username and siggy
Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot
  07/20/10
"homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" ...
Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot
  07/20/10
180
Razzle-dazzle Seedy Hissy Fit
  07/20/10
i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be w...
Cracking kitty hall
  07/21/10
Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.
Hyperventilating toilet seat private investor
  07/21/10
TYSVMFT 180^180^180
yellow bat-shit-crazy church trump supporter
  07/28/10
"mothman friendly"
narrow-minded state
  08/20/10
I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes f...
boyish quadroon crackhouse
  06/13/11
its more of him just talking at them until he says something...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/14/10
I really think I might adopt the "get on my level"...
Supple Ape
  07/15/10
this thread should be in the museum of awesome art
Mewling beady-eyed pit
  07/14/10
He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded dep...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/16/10
wow.
snowy passionate goyim heaven
  07/16/10
Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or ...
pink newt
  07/16/10
Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/16/10
tyvmft
Green center double fault
  07/16/10
LOL, greatest post ever.
hilarious affirmative action dragon
  07/17/10
i'm going to be sad when this thread dies
geriatric bawdyhouse son of senegal
  07/19/10
lol
Razzle-dazzle Seedy Hissy Fit
  07/20/10
this is a jaw-dropping 180
Territorial amethyst boltzmann
  07/23/10
never stop posting
swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook
  07/28/10
This thread is heaps and heaps of 180. If it is flame, ...
Primrose ratface national security agency
  07/16/10
you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this...
Bearded Stead
  07/16/10
I concur.
trip sooty piazza gaping
  07/17/10
cr
geriatric bawdyhouse son of senegal
  07/17/10
"You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you ...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/17/10
my favorite lol
arrogant shrine
  07/21/10
...
arrogant shrine
  07/21/10
holy shit i must use this IRL
bossy property queen of the night
  07/27/10
...
bossy property queen of the night
  07/28/10
Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in hi...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/19/10
OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT
snowy passionate goyim heaven
  07/19/10
...
Flushed Stage Marketing Idea
  07/29/10
Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp gen...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/20/10
You're making this up, aren't you?
snowy passionate goyim heaven
  07/20/10
I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/20/10
Whatever it is, it's thrilling!
snowy passionate goyim heaven
  07/20/10
I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her famil...
pink newt
  07/20/10
holy shit best thread ever
violent telephone fanboi
  07/20/10
...
Flushed Stage Marketing Idea
  07/20/10
agreed
Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot
  07/20/10
this thread delivers
Glittery lemon doctorate
  07/20/10
180, flame or not.
Fighting Alcoholic Feces Lodge
  07/20/10
true 180 thread
fuchsia forum
  07/20/10
perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.
Razzle-dazzle Seedy Hissy Fit
  07/20/10
don't care if it's flame
hateful comical pisswyrm field
  07/20/10
While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the ...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/21/10
*.*
Cruel-hearted senate
  07/21/10
*dies*
dashing base blood rage
  07/21/10
He definitely posts on xo
Bright Big-titted Corner
  07/23/10
I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense o...
snowy passionate goyim heaven
  07/21/10
if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's a...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/21/10
he almost *has* to post here no?
Flushed Stage Marketing Idea
  07/21/10
i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread o...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/21/10
This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Ka...
Ultramarine Titillating National Party Of The First Part
  07/21/10
I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started t...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/22/10
holy shit
Multi-colored hell keepsake machete
  07/22/10
RLY?
sapphire abode
  07/22/10
complete 180
irate stimulating legal warrant
  07/22/10
...
self-centered fat ankles tanning salon
  07/22/10
i. am. impressed.
arrogant shrine
  07/22/10
holy shit.
metal mind-boggling temple antidepressant drug
  07/22/10
"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish f...
Bright Big-titted Corner
  07/23/10
agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist
Spruce free-loading stain
  07/23/10
This guy is pimp.
swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook
  07/28/10
i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)
Cerebral dilemma
  08/05/10
jesus LOL
violent telephone fanboi
  07/23/10
You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) hum...
snowy passionate goyim heaven
  07/23/10
"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be som...
lake excitant school dopamine
  07/24/10
Jesus Lord this was funny.
swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook
  07/28/10
i want to be this guy
Flushed Stage Marketing Idea
  08/01/10
"DO YOU- ..."
narrow-minded state
  08/28/10
...
self-centered fat ankles tanning salon
  07/22/10
180
bistre aphrodisiac brunch generalized bond
  07/22/10
u are a gentleman and scholar, 180
bateful range factory reset button
  07/22/10
this is too good to be flame
Cruel-hearted senate
  07/22/10
this is what scares me the moast
arrogant shrine
  07/22/10
"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't...
dead therapy personal credit line
  07/22/10
Absolutely amazing thread
narrow-minded state
  07/23/10
180^180
Poppy scourge upon the earth international law enforcement agency
  07/23/10
I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running sht...
pale sweet tailpipe selfie
  07/23/10
WTF
Bright Big-titted Corner
  07/23/10
this is so awesome
Odious gunner
  07/23/10
I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter someone ...
Spruce free-loading stain
  07/23/10
Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, jus...
180 flesh institution
  07/23/10
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Interne...
overrated vivacious coldplay fan market
  07/23/10
slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man
narrow-minded state
  07/24/10
...
Floppy Slate Gaming Laptop
  07/26/10
A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing s...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/27/10
Have you ever asked to meet Robert?
Bright Big-titted Corner
  07/27/10
No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/27/10
your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on s...
motley carnelian round eye nibblets
  07/27/10
Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread ...
slippery cowardly black woman
  07/27/10
I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brillian...
aromatic incel
  07/28/10
ditch the dood
wonderful erotic locus
  07/28/10
ATD!
bistre aphrodisiac brunch generalized bond
  07/28/10
absolutely.
dashing base blood rage
  07/28/10
I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a partic...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  07/28/10
jvc kaboom box
motley carnelian round eye nibblets
  07/28/10
credited post
saffron cuckoldry
  07/29/10
What is CP?
180 flesh institution
  07/29/10
cerebral palsy?
citrine yapping stock car
  07/29/10
http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-pa...
motley carnelian round eye nibblets
  07/29/10
i am just in awe
Flushed Stage Marketing Idea
  07/29/10
lol
swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook
  07/31/10
"Can you tell I use an electric razor?" I feel...
bateful range factory reset button
  07/31/10
*Lightly caresses your face*
dashing base blood rage
  08/01/10
never stop.
wonderful erotic locus
  08/01/10
MOAR ANECDOTES
Irradiated legend alpha
  08/01/10
His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  08/03/10
Pretty much crying, tysm.
stirring ivory sanctuary
  08/03/10
truly the thread of the summer. thank you.
opaque deranged mental disorder death wish
  08/03/10
ty
geriatric bawdyhouse son of senegal
  08/04/10
"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me ...
dead therapy personal credit line
  08/04/10
A perfect ending to a perfect summer
Bright Big-titted Corner
  08/04/10
This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a l...
metal mind-boggling temple antidepressant drug
  08/21/10
hysterical
curious bbw
  01/07/11
I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to ...
Self-absorbed gold resort
  08/04/10
I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Th...
trip sooty piazza gaping
  08/04/10
200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probab...
motley carnelian round eye nibblets
  08/04/10
Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shi...
swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook
  08/04/10
I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episode...
swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook
  08/04/10
Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting chara...
Exhilarant federal masturbator halford
  08/04/10
Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at be...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  08/04/10
...
Spectacular Maize Site
  08/04/10
This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel ...
dashing base blood rage
  08/04/10
Can this get stickied for awhile???
dashing base blood rage
  08/04/10
i can't believe this is the first time im reading this threa...
Talented Umber Candlestick Maker Mad Cow Disease
  08/04/10
Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.
Irradiated legend alpha
  08/04/10
180 flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.
crystalline greedy indian lodge
  08/04/10
which schticks?
Zombie-like Racy Multi-billionaire Menage
  08/08/10
ask him how he feels about crustaceans!
ruddy exciting boistinker
  08/05/10
The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY ...
ocher kink-friendly den
  08/06/10
omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no on...
White preventive strike
  08/23/11
what
rebellious lascivious internal respiration patrolman
  08/08/10
180
trip sooty piazza gaping
  08/17/10
this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it
laughsome brethren
  08/08/10
amazing
Crawly station
  08/12/10
180 Best of Show
High-end Bonkers Jewess
  08/12/10
best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?
Razzmatazz adulterous lettuce
  08/12/10
It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.
pink newt
  08/18/10
...
Awkward brilliant pervert
  08/20/10
tytyty
Electric carmine juggernaut
  08/20/10
welcome
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  08/28/10
my life is so empty without him
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  08/21/10
He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became c...
metal mind-boggling temple antidepressant drug
  08/21/10
In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  09/07/10
...
Spectacular Maize Site
  09/07/10
finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.
trip sooty piazza gaping
  09/07/10
Expected more excitement about this.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  09/07/10
...
Spectacular Maize Site
  09/07/10
Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves ...
Bright Big-titted Corner
  09/14/10
cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start o...
wonderful erotic locus
  09/14/10
While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a ...
pink newt
  09/07/10
holy shit lol
unhinged anal nowag
  09/12/10
awesome
bearded idiot rigor
  09/14/10
2 more weeks
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  09/14/10
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  09/21/10
I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than ...
smoky chapel cuckold
  09/21/10
You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BB...
Arousing bronze clown
  09/21/10
...
Bright Big-titted Corner
  09/23/10
Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  09/25/10
tyvmft
Chartreuse costumed nursing home
  09/14/10
You should write a short story about this dude
peach faggotry
  09/14/10
180
Chestnut useless brakes gas station
  09/14/10
literally makes my day every time i read this thread
Histrionic cyan trailer park
  09/23/10
GOAT
plum meetinghouse
  09/23/10
oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a rep...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  09/26/10
...
Charismatic office mexican
  09/27/10
"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has...
Abnormal appetizing native pocket flask
  10/13/10
he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true eve...
nofapping chocolate locale
  10/13/10
[redacted]
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  09/27/10
vat
Awkward brilliant pervert
  09/27/10
What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath ...
low-t disrespectful principal's office pozpig
  09/30/10
weeks
Bright Big-titted Corner
  10/13/10
I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh ...
Galvanic henna step-uncle's house
  10/13/10
I am rather concerned as well.
maroon church building
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i cannot wait!
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TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has bec...
blue milk
  10/13/10
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sinister outnumbered crotch
  10/20/10
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plum meetinghouse
  10/21/10
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  10/31/10
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maroon church building
  12/03/10
I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not ...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  12/04/10
wat
offensive rose rehab
  12/04/10
Things did not go well.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
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I dont even
offensive rose rehab
  12/04/10
I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  12/04/10
please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thre...
offensive rose rehab
  12/04/10
i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my care...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  12/04/10
what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?
hot adventurous reading party
  12/04/10
This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whol...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  12/04/10
DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!
Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot
  12/04/10
lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol
Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot
  12/04/10
EDIT wgwag
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  12/04/10
Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.
hot adventurous reading party
  12/04/10
EDIT I shouldn't be saying this.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  12/04/10
i missed it
hot adventurous reading party
  12/04/10
you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid threa...
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[radek]
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  12/04/10
He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a ...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  12/04/10
lol
hot adventurous reading party
  12/04/10
180
Chrome Parlor
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I regret nothing.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
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...
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Spectacular Maize Site
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*starts a slow clap* *all of xoxo slowly joins in* *cl...
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*joins in slow clap
pink newt
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  12/29/10
thread of the year for 2010
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Spectacular Maize Site
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Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but...
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  01/04/11
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french abusive parlour
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damn, first time I've seen this thread even though I'm here...
Whorehouse Tattoo
  01/04/11
I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY. How...
maroon church building
  01/07/11
Nah, this whole thread was flame.
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  01/10/11
but of course you'd have to say that now........
Heady garrison
  01/10/11
No.
maroon church building
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...
sinister outnumbered crotch
  03/02/11
still 180 especially list of google search terms
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  02/14/11
obviously i agree
Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot
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best flame eva
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thank you
aqua mother
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sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
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This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are r...
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  03/30/11
This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me th...
pink newt
  03/30/11
he does tho
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in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo
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walnut chad
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box office
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jade orchestra pit
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nubile university
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Thx for the bump, I must've missed this
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  06/08/11
IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as ...
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  06/13/11
You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style rel...
jade orchestra pit
  06/13/11
I know. What a flamer lol.
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  06/13/11
It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and co...
sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point
  06/13/11
yes. please do this.
onyx cruise ship cuck
  06/13/11
"he never left the country at all" omfg
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  06/13/11
i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it wil...
onyx cruise ship cuck
  06/13/11
Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true ge...
jade orchestra pit
  06/13/11
A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.
swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook
  06/13/11
go for it
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  06/13/11
New thread, but link to this one
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this may be the greatest thread of all time.
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  09/06/11
so good. so good. so good.
Rambunctious School Cafeteria Faggot Firefighter
  09/20/11
tears. actual tears.
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  10/01/11
BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history
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  10/13/11
120
Buff
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120
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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.

Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers:

"1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15334029)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: Disgusting ticket booth

Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: bossy property queen of the night

joe vaj is actually clerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Flickering grizzly casino dysfunction



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: citrine yapping stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507801)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Seedy Hissy Fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564502)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Odious gunner

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: ocher kink-friendly den

This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Stubborn theatre potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821273)



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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: Stubborn theatre potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15867807)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527715)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Magenta degenerate

colorblind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657)



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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this.

"Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?"

[matter of factly] "Because it's blue."

"But isn't that obvious?"

"Not if I go colorblind."

"Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?"

[looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15387540)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: brindle shitlib

god I hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good psychic hominid

cr these are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: sable voyeur

Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored hell keepsake machete

so you work with dwight schrute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: arrogant shrine

nice

I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572211)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: Dull knife sandwich

Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: pea-brained community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444788)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: saffron cuckoldry

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341626)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Impressive sound barrier headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341633)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Magenta degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341634)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: cobalt corn cake

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440108)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: burgundy windowlicker

ahahahaha. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: razzle chest-beating theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440155)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: bossy property queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440197)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: geriatric bawdyhouse son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444732)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Lavender Macaca Trust Fund

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: thirsty indecent organic girlfriend

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http://poponthepop.com/2008/06/17/harvard-teacher-assault-posted-on-twitter-flickr-and-blogs/

http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-lena-chen

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/lol-patrick-hamm-makes-business-call.html

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1284417&forum_id=2

http://patrickhammscandal.newsvine.com/_news/2008/06/07/1551800-scandal-hits-harvard

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http://www.anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/189098

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970047)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: dashing base blood rage

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Supple Ape

QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444815)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: cobalt corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525863)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: Flickering grizzly casino dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15549269)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good psychic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564491)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Seedy Hissy Fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: Hyperventilating toilet seat private investor

1 fucking 80

I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572551)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: vibrant location



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: dead therapy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587776)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: Odious gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588062)



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM
Author: Elite violet theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18890521)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: Flushed Stage Marketing Idea

please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: bossy property queen of the night

Aren't iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: Contagious immigrant prole

the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Odious gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: sinister outnumbered crotch



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: Charcoal indirect expression place of business

Where did he graduate from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Territorial amethyst boltzmann

none of this sounds alpha. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Contagious immigrant prole

you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Bright Big-titted Corner

the kimodo punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: up-to-no-good psychic hominid

man I'm fucking cracking up over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook

I'm laughing my ass off here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Charcoal indirect expression place of business

Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: Supple Ape

This seems like a poor idea for the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored hell keepsake machete

i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored hell keepsake machete

1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level."

The request was rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457346)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM
Author: Supple Ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: geriatric bawdyhouse son of senegal

there's no way someone this great exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: Supple Ape

He sounds like a novel character, but better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: Wine public bath becky

this is a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: hairraiser ebony lay

Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: burgundy windowlicker

i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Vigorous Space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM
Author: soggy depressive water buffalo

this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: Odious gunner

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: yellow bat-shit-crazy church trump supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: hyperactive business firm foreskin

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: Cerebral dilemma

(estrada's colleague from the future)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: underhanded marvelous kitchen

This whole thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: gay massive really tough guy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Gaped Fragrant Tank Set

Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: Gaped Fragrant Tank Set

Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Gaped Fragrant Tank Set

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: infuriating diverse plaza

lol

Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507633)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: provocative frozen home

flame aspies can't chat up women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: infuriating diverse plaza

Aren't ipods crazy?

hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507702)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I want a shirt that says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: infuriating diverse plaza

Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:

"make crab rangoons"

"muy thai kick technique"

"do cats have emotions"

"what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face"

"d b cooper"

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

"blinking world record"

"gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?)

"fred durst death"

"radioactive banana" (WTF?)

"moth people"

"mothman conspiracy"

"mothman sightings"

"mothman friendly"

"mothman sexuality"

"get around website blocker"

"web proxy"

This is only going back to May btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514707)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Supple Ape

Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: Wine public bath becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: Bright Big-titted Corner

do cats have emotions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: razzle chest-beating theater stage athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: dashing base blood rage

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring shivering azn address

180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: vibrant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: self-centered fat ankles tanning salon

lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot

thanks for my new username and siggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564044)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Seedy Hissy Fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: Cracking kitty hall

i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating toilet seat private investor

Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: yellow bat-shit-crazy church trump supporter

TYSVMFT

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639159)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: narrow-minded state

"mothman friendly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: boyish quadroon crackhouse

I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: Supple Ape

I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: Mewling beady-eyed pit

this thread should be in the museum of awesome art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: snowy passionate goyim heaven

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: pink newt

Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: Green center double fault

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: hilarious affirmative action dragon

LOL, greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: geriatric bawdyhouse son of senegal

i'm going to be sad when this thread dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Seedy Hissy Fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Territorial amethyst boltzmann

this is a jaw-dropping 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook

never stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: Primrose ratface national security agency

This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.

If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.

"do cats have emotions" LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525893)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Bearded Stead

you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: trip sooty piazza gaping

I concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: geriatric bawdyhouse son of senegal

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

"You doing anything cool tonight?"

"Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?"

"Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?"

"No, I'm DOING that tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531908)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: arrogant shrine

my favorite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: arrogant shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: bossy property queen of the night

holy shit i must use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: bossy property queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: snowy passionate goyim heaven

OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: Flushed Stage Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: snowy passionate goyim heaven

You're making this up, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: snowy passionate goyim heaven

Whatever it is, it's thrilling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: pink newt

I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: violent telephone fanboi

holy shit best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: Flushed Stage Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: Glittery lemon doctorate

this thread delivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Fighting Alcoholic Feces Lodge

180, flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: fuchsia forum

true 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Seedy Hissy Fit

perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: hateful comical pisswyrm field

don't care if it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted senate

*.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: dashing base blood rage

*dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: Bright Big-titted Corner

He definitely posts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: snowy passionate goyim heaven

I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: Flushed Stage Marketing Idea

he almost *has* to post here no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine Titillating National Party Of The First Part

This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.

(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?"

(A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING."

(At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?"

(To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?"

(Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?"

(I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..."

(Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.)

(I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.)

(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)

"Think there are any blogs about Houdini?"

(Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.)

(On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!")

(re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it."

(re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?"

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

"My great uncle was a cereal tycoon."

"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me."

"I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!"

(Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge."

(Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.)

"No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this."

"Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581799)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored hell keepsake machete

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: sapphire abode

RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: irate stimulating legal warrant

complete 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: self-centered fat ankles tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: arrogant shrine

i. am. impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: metal mind-boggling temple antidepressant drug

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: Bright Big-titted Corner

"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Spruce free-loading stain

agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook

This guy is pimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: Cerebral dilemma

i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: violent telephone fanboi

jesus LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: snowy passionate goyim heaven

You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: lake excitant school dopamine

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601702)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook

Jesus Lord this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: Flushed Stage Marketing Idea

i want to be this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded state

"DO YOU- ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: self-centered fat ankles tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: bistre aphrodisiac brunch generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: bateful range factory reset button

u are a gentleman and scholar, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted senate

this is too good to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: arrogant shrine

this is what scares me the moast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: dead therapy personal credit line

"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"

So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583189)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded state

Absolutely amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: Poppy scourge upon the earth international law enforcement agency

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: pale sweet tailpipe selfie

I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: Bright Big-titted Corner

WTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588101)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: Odious gunner

this is so awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: Spruce free-loading stain

I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter

someone should digg it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588143)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: 180 flesh institution

Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: overrated vivacious coldplay fan market

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded state

slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453)



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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM
Author: Floppy Slate Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.

I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626384)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: Bright Big-titted Corner

Have you ever asked to meet Robert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: motley carnelian round eye nibblets

your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: slippery cowardly black woman

Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: aromatic incel

I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: wonderful erotic locus

ditch the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: bistre aphrodisiac brunch generalized bond

ATD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: dashing base blood rage

absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: motley carnelian round eye nibblets

jvc kaboom box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: saffron cuckoldry

credited post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: 180 flesh institution

What is CP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: citrine yapping stock car

cerebral palsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: motley carnelian round eye nibblets

http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: Flushed Stage Marketing Idea

i am just in awe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM
Author: swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM
Author: bateful range factory reset button

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

I feel like this one might work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661070)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: dashing base blood rage

*Lightly caresses your face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: wonderful erotic locus

never stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Irradiated legend alpha

MOAR ANECDOTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.

After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.

No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.

I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.

Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"

At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: stirring ivory sanctuary

Pretty much crying, tysm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: opaque deranged mental disorder death wish

truly the thread of the summer. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: geriatric bawdyhouse son of senegal

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: dead therapy personal credit line

"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."

This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700454)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: Bright Big-titted Corner

A perfect ending to a perfect summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: metal mind-boggling temple antidepressant drug

This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: curious bbw

hysterical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed gold resort

I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
Author: trip sooty piazza gaping

I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM
Author: motley carnelian round eye nibblets

200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook

Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook

I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant federal masturbator halford

Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Spectacular Maize Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: dashing base blood rage

This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: dashing base blood rage

Can this get stickied for awhile???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Talented Umber Candlestick Maker Mad Cow Disease

i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: Irradiated legend alpha

Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: crystalline greedy indian lodge

180

flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15705726)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like Racy Multi-billionaire Menage

which schticks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15740992)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: ruddy exciting boistinker

ask him how he feels about crustaceans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: ocher kink-friendly den

The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15720541)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM
Author: White preventive strike

omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: rebellious lascivious internal respiration patrolman

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535)



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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: trip sooty piazza gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: laughsome brethren

this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: Crawly station

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: High-end Bonkers Jewess

180

Best of Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768485)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz adulterous lettuce

best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: pink newt

It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM
Author: Awkward brilliant pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: Electric carmine juggernaut

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

my life is so empty without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: metal mind-boggling temple antidepressant drug

He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.

Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.

With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.

But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)

It read:

Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever.

WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-???

WHERE: [radek address]

WHERE: BBQ

WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989628)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Maize Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: trip sooty piazza gaping

finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

Expected more excitement about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Maize Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: Bright Big-titted Corner

Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: wonderful erotic locus

cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: pink newt

While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967)



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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: unhinged anal nowag

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: bearded idiot rigor

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

2 more weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: smoky chapel cuckold

I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: Arousing bronze clown

You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: Bright Big-titted Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16139230)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse costumed nursing home

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: peach faggotry

You should write a short story about this dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: Chestnut useless brakes gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: Histrionic cyan trailer park

literally makes my day every time i read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: plum meetinghouse

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: Charismatic office mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: Abnormal appetizing native pocket flask

"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."

Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283633)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM
Author: nofapping chocolate locale

he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

[redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: Awkward brilliant pervert

vat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author: low-t disrespectful principal's office pozpig

What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: Bright Big-titted Corner

weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author: Galvanic henna step-uncle's house

I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: maroon church building

I am rather concerned as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: navy insanely creepy friendly grandma

i cannot wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: blue milk

TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: sinister outnumbered crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708)



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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: plum meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM
Author: Spruce free-loading stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot

bumping the greatest thread of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Spectacular Maize Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686)



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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: maroon church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.

The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:

*****

Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.

To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.

To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.

To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].

Please don't look for me,

[Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq.

*****

I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16720968)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: offensive rose rehab

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

Things did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: offensive rose rehab

I dont even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: offensive rose rehab

please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: hot adventurous reading party

what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot

DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot

lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

EDIT

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721186)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: hot adventurous reading party

Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

EDIT

I shouldn't be saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721203)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: hot adventurous reading party

i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author: painfully honest big puppy french chef

you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

[radek]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: hot adventurous reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Chrome Parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

I regret nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: french abusive parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Spectacular Maize Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Thriller pontificating area wagecucks

*starts a slow clap*

*all of xoxo slowly joins in*

*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*

*cheers rise from the crowd*

*all go silent, breathing heavily*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823031)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: pink newt

*joins in slow clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: narrow-minded state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708)



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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author: Rambunctious School Cafeteria Faggot Firefighter

thread of the year for 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: Spectacular Maize Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Heady garrison

Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling rigpig library

word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink

this is the first 180 i've given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969904)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author: french abusive parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author:  Whorehouse Tattoo

damn, first time I've seen this thread

even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969768)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: maroon church building

I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.

However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.

Did something else happen the second time you went to his house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16995968)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

Nah, this whole thread was flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: Heady garrison

but of course you'd have to say that now........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: maroon church building

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: sinister outnumbered crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed codepig stag film

still 180

especially list of google search terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17285999)



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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM
Author: Concupiscible vermilion skinny woman spot

obviously i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author:  toaster filthpig

best flame eva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: aqua mother

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author: Drab blathering house

This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: pink newt

This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

he does tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: self-centered fat ankles tanning salon

in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707)



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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author:  walnut chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: bateful range factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM
Author:  box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM
Author:  jade orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM
Author: nubile university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author:  deer antler

Thx for the bump, I must've missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?

I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.

Honest opinions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242408)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM
Author:  jade orchestra pit

You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook

I know. What a flamer lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: sadistic embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen point

It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author:  onyx cruise ship cuck

yes. please do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: Territorial amethyst boltzmann

"he never left the country at all"

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242668)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author:  onyx cruise ship cuck

i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author:  jade orchestra pit

Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: swollen disturbing hospital travel guidebook

A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author: Angry slap-happy dingle berry sex offender

go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: snowy passionate goyim heaven

New thread, but link to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author:  deep gay wizard

this may be the greatest thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819)



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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: Copper half-breed

went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721)



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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author: indigo misunderstood haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Cordovan fortuitous meteor

I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647)



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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author: White preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM
Author: Tan kitty cat

Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious School Cafeteria Faggot Firefighter

so good.

so good.

so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19009389)



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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: overrated vivacious coldplay fan market

tears. actual tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring electric furnace

BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM
Author: Buff

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746)



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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author: 

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: Aquamarine volcanic crater police squad

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070)