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Ben Wallace is able to bench press 500 pounds

On a related note, however, Shaq O'Neal's trainer says that ...
razzmatazz disrespectful area sound barrier
  02/11/05
i think you mean squat
Geriatric University
  02/11/05
I should hope so, or else shaq's trainer can't add. Even th...
primrose buck-toothed heaven kitty cat
  02/11/05
nope. The guy specifically said bench.
razzmatazz disrespectful area sound barrier
  02/11/05
no way can shaq BENCH a 1,000 pds. that's ridiculous. The ...
Mind-boggling jap
  02/11/05
the 1000 pound bench was only achieved recently.
Naked hideous party of the first part
  02/11/05
yeah, and by someone who dedicated their entire life to it (...
primrose buck-toothed heaven kitty cat
  02/11/05
Yes, and someone with much shorter levers than Shaq
Naked hideous party of the first part
  02/11/05
I'd be shocked if shaq could manage more than 550...and i me...
primrose buck-toothed heaven kitty cat
  02/11/05
yeah, why the hell would he waste that much of his time with...
Naked hideous party of the first part
  02/11/05
If Ben Wallace could do almost 550, I don't see why it would...
razzmatazz disrespectful area sound barrier
  02/11/05
1000 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>...
indigo dilemma
  02/11/05
Because Wallace is ridicously strong and works out a hell of...
Mind-boggling jap
  02/11/05
I don't think Ben Wallace could do '550.' I think that's an...
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/11/05
i would tend to agree. Wallace is like 6'10 ish, but with f...
Mind-boggling jap
  02/11/05
Yes. Every guy I know who benches 500+ is way stockier than...
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/11/05
true. I mean, he is freakishly strong from what i hear, but...
Mind-boggling jap
  02/11/05
Maybe he could push 500 off the bar rest, take it down part ...
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/11/05
i believe he could squat it, not bench it.
Mind-boggling jap
  02/11/05
That would make a lot more sense.
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/11/05
if u knew anything about lifting, u'd realize how ridiculous...
diverse territorial range double fault
  10/07/06
How do bench shirts work, exactly?
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  02/11/05
http://www.slate.com/id/2104915
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/11/05
"Indiana University biomechanics professor Jesus Dapena...
Lime queen of the night
  02/12/05
Please provide a link where his trainer said this. It is ...
Honey-headed Headpube
  02/11/05
There is no way he can bench 1000 pounds. No way defined as...
Exciting idiot
  05/18/07
Actually from the mouth of Shaq himself, he said he benches ...
jade therapy chapel
  02/11/05
if properly trained, how much could a full-grown male orangu...
Naked hideous party of the first part
  02/11/05
The average adult male Gorilla can bench press about 4000 po...
jade therapy chapel
  02/11/05
ah who cares, they are locked in cages for our entertainment...
Naked hideous party of the first part
  02/11/05
No way can a gorilla bench press 4000 pounds. No way.
Odious amber factory reset button mad-dog skullcap
  02/11/05
Dude, a female gorilla can bicep-curl 400lbs easily. This h...
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/11/05
you're telling me a gorilla can bench press a range rover? ...
Odious amber factory reset button mad-dog skullcap
  02/11/05
humans can probably lift alot more than we do. it's just th...
Mind-boggling jap
  02/11/05
Worst argument ever.
Odious amber factory reset button mad-dog skullcap
  02/11/05
he's right in a way. we could lift a shitload more at the ri...
fragrant preventive strike
  02/11/05
Good god shut up you tard.
Honey-headed Headpube
  02/11/05
fuck you, dickbreath.
fragrant preventive strike
  02/11/05
Find a link to something that says that a gorilla can bench ...
Odious amber factory reset button mad-dog skullcap
  02/11/05
i didn't assert that, fuckface.
fragrant preventive strike
  02/11/05
That post wasn't necessarily directed at you, but rather any...
Odious amber factory reset button mad-dog skullcap
  02/11/05
i thought you were the other guy. I *apologize*.
fragrant preventive strike
  02/11/05
What gibberish nonsense are you saying?
Honey-headed Headpube
  02/11/05
Yeah...the same reason i can't move shit with my mind. ST...
Motley parlour degenerate
  03/16/06
Gorillas have incredibly small penes.
hairraiser coral location private investor
  02/11/05
why do you think that they spend so much time in the gym? cl...
fragrant preventive strike
  02/11/05
Larry Allen (The Pro-bowl Cowboys OL) benchs 700 regularly.
violent talented space
  02/11/05
completely believable.
Naked hideous party of the first part
  02/11/05
I could still kick his ass (with a gun).
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/11/05
it's an injustice that this post hasn't been properly honore...
Fluffy marvelous hospital
  05/23/06
I guarantee you that Shaq does not bench 1000 lbs. Plus, why...
cerebral cruise ship
  02/11/05
sounds like a lot. What's the average guy able to bench pres...
emerald appetizing place of business circlehead
  02/11/05
The 'average guy?' You mean the average non-elderly, non-...
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/11/05
most guys can't lift two 45 plates, so you're off by a bit.
Mind-boggling jap
  02/11/05
Really? Huh. I'll be damned. I'm no good at estim...
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/11/05
170 isnt 2 45lbs plates. thats 225 silly
Racy resort
  02/11/05
225 is *4* 45 lb plates + a 45 lb bar
Lime queen of the night
  02/12/05
that's pretty much what I meant.
emerald appetizing place of business circlehead
  02/11/05
I tend to think that the average man SHOULD train himself to...
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/11/05
yeah right. you do'nt know how weak most men are.
Mind-boggling jap
  02/11/05
They get lazy. I just think that fostering strength is a ma...
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/11/05
i agree.
Mind-boggling jap
  02/11/05
I may agree
emerald appetizing place of business circlehead
  02/11/05
Hahahaha you are way too generous.
Honey-headed Headpube
  02/11/05
you guys are retarded or have never stepped into a gym you ...
hateful site
  03/16/06
This sounds about right.
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  05/21/06
Funny how this thread went from one extreme to the other.
Maniacal Church Building Elastic Band
  07/18/08
average man under the age of 45 probably cant bench 135 poun...
rose stock car
  02/11/05
I think you're a little off on the 9 minutes thing..
emerald appetizing place of business circlehead
  02/11/05
shaq does not bench or squat 1000 pounds ben wallace does...
fuchsia milk feces
  02/11/05
whats a bench shirt?
Geriatric University
  02/12/05
fucking stupid. Scott Wong does 854 with a single ply dipsh...
galvanic garrison
  03/16/06
link?
Rusted alcoholic brunch mood
  05/23/06
http://www.robertosmith.com/wabdlport05.html
galvanic garrison
  10/07/06
I remember reading that Shaq couldn't bench 225 coming when ...
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  02/11/05
I could see Ben Wallace doing 500 pounds once, dude's a beas...
Trip menage wagecucks
  02/11/05
I don't think anyone that tall can bench 500. Plus, he only...
fuchsia milk feces
  02/11/05
Average male weighs 191 lb.
vivacious native hunting ground
  03/16/06
How the hell are gorillas and orangutans so strong? I heard ...
bright temple
  02/11/05
I once say a gorilla (~500lb.) do a one-arm pullup.
rambunctious thriller market scourge upon the earth
  05/21/06
I dont know what this has anything to do with anything, but ...
Cyan arousing psychic set
  02/11/05
bullshit
fuchsia milk feces
  02/11/05
does not.
Honey-headed Headpube
  02/11/05
Yeah, I'm just making shit up. I'm his agent. Seriously....
Cyan arousing psychic set
  02/11/05
shut up retard. you never curled 225.
Honey-headed Headpube
  02/11/05
why the fuck would I lie? who am I trying to impress? I'...
Cyan arousing psychic set
  02/11/05
you're full of shit. you could also bench 500 pounds right?
fuchsia milk feces
  02/11/05
No, my chest is relatively weak. The most I ever did was 32...
Cyan arousing psychic set
  02/11/05
dude, I've worked out for 16 years and have lifted in some o...
fuchsia milk feces
  02/11/05
I grew up in some shitty small town and more than a few peop...
Cyan arousing psychic set
  02/11/05
just stop, ok.
fuchsia milk feces
  02/11/05
you are seriously retarded.
Honey-headed Headpube
  02/11/05
you did not curl 225. when i used to work out in my universi...
hateful site
  03/16/06
if this is bicep curling, 150 is not insane. as a senior in ...
Drunken senate
  05/21/06
Guys in my high school did that all the time. It was no big...
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  10/25/06
...
domesticated talking school clown
  07/03/08
If you can curl a 150-lb bar once without cheating you're de...
Maniacal Church Building Elastic Band
  07/18/08
"dude, I've worked out for 16 years and have lifted in ...
primrose buck-toothed heaven kitty cat
  02/12/05
really retard? i've lifted just as long as you. how big ...
Honey-headed Headpube
  02/11/05
No idea. I dont measure them.
Cyan arousing psychic set
  02/11/05
really? you've lifted for years, curled 225 8 times and y...
Honey-headed Headpube
  02/11/05
Why the fuck would I measure myself? I dont give a shit. T...
Cyan arousing psychic set
  02/11/05
i bet you've never lifted weights since you have no idea how...
hateful site
  03/16/06
6 days a week of lifting = overtraining HTH
Racy resort
  02/11/05
you sound like a big fucking idiot for saying such a stupid ...
Racy resort
  02/11/05
Date: February 11th, 2005 8:31 PM Author: ICE Yeah, I'...
Geriatric University
  02/11/05
You're full of shit. I bet you can't curl 135.
topaz giraffe
  02/12/05
You mean two 25lb dumbbells 8-10 times.
Motley parlour degenerate
  03/16/06
i can curl 90 lbs but my dick can curl 20
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  05/23/06
180^180
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  07/03/08
yup, still awesome 3.5 years later.
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  07/18/08
Date: February 11th, 2005 8:40 PM Author: clevername rea...
Geriatric University
  02/12/05
STFU, Whokebe.
beta duck-like hissy fit
  02/12/05
Little Earl Boykins can put up 300. HTH
Aphrodisiac Cocky Address
  02/12/05
i know...i dont know what people have a hard time believeing...
Racy resort
  02/12/05
I 've always lived in/around DET and did u/g at umich
Aphrodisiac Cocky Address
  02/12/05
His armsa are short--that's a big difference. Also note h...
Motley parlour degenerate
  03/16/06
Btw. there's something I've been wondering for a while that ...
emerald appetizing place of business circlehead
  02/12/05
Weight in kilograms, probably.
Coiffed excitant cumskin
  02/12/05
No, I checked that, and it's not.
emerald appetizing place of business circlehead
  02/12/05
One is the nortern hemisphere weight and the other is the so...
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one is the actually weight of the plates, the other is the e...
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  05/22/06
Leg press machine is a retarded measure of anything. Dianne ...
jade therapy chapel
  05/22/06
It's a perfectly good exercise but it's one of those exercis...
Maniacal Church Building Elastic Band
  07/18/08
ICE posted a picture of himself a while ago. He's short and...
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  05/23/06
dood, everyone at my gym curls 225 for reps. everyone.
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unfortunately he cannot count to 5 :(
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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz disrespectful area sound barrier

On a related note, however, Shaq O'Neal's trainer says that Shaq is able to routinely (key word: routinely) bench 1000 pounds.

Lord have mercy. No wonder he used to dunk and pull down the backboards !

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110021)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Geriatric University

i think you mean squat

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110033)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: primrose buck-toothed heaven kitty cat

I should hope so, or else shaq's trainer can't add. Even then, I'd be a bit incredulous as to the Shaq stat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110047)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz disrespectful area sound barrier

nope. The guy specifically said bench.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110055)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jap

no way can shaq BENCH a 1,000 pds. that's ridiculous. The strongest NFL players max out at 500-600 pds IF THAT.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110162)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Naked hideous party of the first part

the 1000 pound bench was only achieved recently.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110053)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: primrose buck-toothed heaven kitty cat

yeah, and by someone who dedicated their entire life to it (it was kennely, right?) and used a bench shirt among several other things that NO ONE could do while also meeting the rigors of an NBA season...not even remotely close.

The "raw" bench press record is still below 800 i think.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110111)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:48 PM
Author: Naked hideous party of the first part

Yes, and someone with much shorter levers than Shaq

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110118)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: primrose buck-toothed heaven kitty cat

I'd be shocked if shaq could manage more than 550...and i mean blown away shocked.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110128)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Naked hideous party of the first part

yeah, why the hell would he waste that much of his time with powerlifting?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110133)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz disrespectful area sound barrier

If Ben Wallace could do almost 550, I don't see why it would be so shocking for Shaq to do it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110136)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:52 PM
Author: indigo dilemma

1000 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 600 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 550

In terms of difficulty.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110146)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jap

Because Wallace is ridicously strong and works out a hell of a lot more than Shaq does

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110169)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

I don't think Ben Wallace could do '550.' I think that's an urban legend. I think his actual bench weight is much closer to 400 flat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110961)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jap

i would tend to agree. Wallace is like 6'10 ish, but with freakishly LONG arms.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111087)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

Yes. Every guy I know who benches 500+ is way stockier than Ben Wallace, especially in the triceps. I just don't see how Wallace's triceps (which are big, but not super-massive) could support that much weight.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111104)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jap

true. I mean, he is freakishly strong from what i hear, but he doesn't seem that much bigger than any other nba player. More importantly, he's like 6'10, no way his long ass arms are putting that much weight up in the air for extension.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111130)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

Maybe he could push 500 off the bar rest, take it down part way, and push it back part way. The full-extension is that part I have trouble believing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111150)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jap

i believe he could squat it, not bench it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111164)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 6:01 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

That would make a lot more sense.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111173)



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Date: October 7th, 2006 7:37 AM
Author: diverse territorial range double fault

if u knew anything about lifting, u'd realize how ridiculous ur statement is. a 1000 pound bench is basically unheard of. anyone that can do over 600 is usually dedicated exclusively to powerlifting and has the short limbs that would allow him to excel at lifting.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#6743857)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: bronze vibrant pit antidepressant drug

How do bench shirts work, exactly?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111061)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:49 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

http://www.slate.com/id/2104915

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111064)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 12:02 PM
Author: Lime queen of the night

"Indiana University biomechanics professor Jesus Dapena says the shirt helps lifters hoist more weight by using their arm bones—not their muscles—as levers. "I would consider it cheating, it's helping you mechanically. You might as well have a pulley," he says."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115007)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 7:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed Headpube

Please provide a link where his trainer said this.

It is the funniest thing I've heard if he actually said it.

No human being can bench 1000 pounds.

LOLOLOLOL.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111716)



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Date: May 18th, 2007 3:58 AM
Author: Exciting idiot

There is no way he can bench 1000 pounds. No way defined as no way. Don't take this the wrong way but you either have never been to a gym or are a girl.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#8134417)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:52 PM
Author: jade therapy chapel

Actually from the mouth of Shaq himself, he said he benches 440. Pretty good considering the length of his limbes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110150)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: Naked hideous party of the first part

if properly trained, how much could a full-grown male orangutan bench?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110179)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 4:04 PM
Author: jade therapy chapel

The average adult male Gorilla can bench press about 4000 pounds. This "fact" comes from a book called "Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader".

Trained, maybe 5000?

We are pussies compared to the other primates.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110266)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: Naked hideous party of the first part

ah who cares, they are locked in cages for our entertainment.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110276)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:59 PM
Author: Odious amber factory reset button mad-dog skullcap

No way can a gorilla bench press 4000 pounds. No way.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111155)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 6:01 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

Dude, a female gorilla can bicep-curl 400lbs easily. This has been shown on TV.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111170)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 6:03 PM
Author: Odious amber factory reset button mad-dog skullcap

you're telling me a gorilla can bench press a range rover? I don't buy it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111186)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jap

humans can probably lift alot more than we do. it's just that we have limits b/c we KNOW our limits as well as we KNOW the consequences of lifting too much etc. Gorilla's don/t

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111197)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: Odious amber factory reset button mad-dog skullcap

Worst argument ever.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111233)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 7:30 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike

he's right in a way. we could lift a shitload more at the risk of fucking up our ligiments and ripping muscles and so forth, but the higher functions of the brain are like "um, maybe we ain't gonna let you do that, g."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111732)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 7:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed Headpube

Good god shut up you tard.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111750)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 7:37 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike

fuck you, dickbreath.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111776)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: Odious amber factory reset button mad-dog skullcap

Find a link to something that says that a gorilla can bench press 4000 lbs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112646)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike

i didn't assert that, fuckface.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112859)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Odious amber factory reset button mad-dog skullcap

That post wasn't necessarily directed at you, but rather anyone making that contention.

Your manners, however, speak volumes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2113031)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 10:27 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike

i thought you were the other guy. I *apologize*.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2113046)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 7:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed Headpube

What gibberish nonsense are you saying?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111745)



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Date: March 16th, 2006 9:30 AM
Author: Motley parlour degenerate

Yeah...the same reason i can't move shit with my mind.

STFU

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349428)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: hairraiser coral location private investor

Gorillas have incredibly small penes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112690)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 10:00 PM
Author: fragrant preventive strike

why do you think that they spend so much time in the gym? classic case of overcompensation. and only the lower classes put milk in before the tea.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112879)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: violent talented space

Larry Allen (The Pro-bowl Cowboys OL) benchs 700 regularly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110190)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:58 PM
Author: Naked hideous party of the first part

completely believable.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110206)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

I could still kick his ass (with a gun).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110970)



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Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: Fluffy marvelous hospital

it's an injustice that this post hasn't been properly honored

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5837887)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 3:59 PM
Author: cerebral cruise ship

I guarantee you that Shaq does not bench 1000 lbs. Plus, why is anyone paying attention to a guy that hardly follows sports anyway?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2110219)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:50 PM
Author: emerald appetizing place of business circlehead

sounds like a lot. What's the average guy able to bench press?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111068)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:51 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

The 'average guy?'

You mean the average non-elderly, non-juvenile man?

170?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111076)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jap

most guys can't lift two 45 plates, so you're off by a bit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111094)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

Really?

Huh.

I'll be damned.

I'm no good at estimating these things.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111110)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: Racy resort

170 isnt 2 45lbs plates. thats 225 silly

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112829)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 12:05 PM
Author: Lime queen of the night

225 is *4* 45 lb plates + a 45 lb bar

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115012)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:56 PM
Author: emerald appetizing place of business circlehead

that's pretty much what I meant.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111122)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:57 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

I tend to think that the average man SHOULD train himself to lift at least 200 (one rep). Otherwise, why are you even a man? God gave you the capacity for strength, use it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111139)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jap

yeah right. you do'nt know how weak most men are.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111141)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

They get lazy. I just think that fostering strength is a matter of self-respect.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111161)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jap

i agree.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111168)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 6:03 PM
Author: emerald appetizing place of business circlehead

I may agree

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111187)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 7:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed Headpube

Hahahaha you are way too generous.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111754)



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Date: March 16th, 2006 10:54 AM
Author: hateful site

you guys are retarded or have never stepped into a gym

you think the average man can bench 225?!?! i mean seriously, have you ever touched a bench press in your life?

i bet the average man could bench 80 lbs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349875)



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Date: May 21st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: rambunctious thriller market scourge upon the earth
Subject: This sounds about right.

The "average" man (even the average American man) has never bench pressed in his life (literally, not once).

An average, shlubby American guy of around average age *might* be able to bench 80. Maybe.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5825926)



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Date: July 18th, 2008 1:56 AM
Author: Maniacal Church Building Elastic Band

Funny how this thread went from one extreme to the other.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9984575)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 5:58 PM
Author: rose stock car

average man under the age of 45 probably cant bench 135 pounds and he cant run a mile in under 9 minutes if you held a gun to his head. americans are disgusting slovenly pigs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111146)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: emerald appetizing place of business circlehead

I think you're a little off on the 9 minutes thing..

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111198)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 7:05 PM
Author: fuchsia milk feces

shaq does not bench or squat 1000 pounds

ben wallace does not bench 500

larry allen does not bench 700 pounds (he can do 600 though)

there are like 5 guys in the world that can bench 700 punds and even then, only with the assistance of 2 bench shirts.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111590)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 11:08 AM
Author: Geriatric University

whats a bench shirt?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2114940)



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Date: March 16th, 2006 8:29 AM
Author: galvanic garrison

fucking stupid. Scott Wong does 854 with a single ply dipshit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349323)



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Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:07 PM
Author: Rusted alcoholic brunch mood

link?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5837872)



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Date: October 7th, 2006 9:16 AM
Author: galvanic garrison

http://www.robertosmith.com/wabdlport05.html

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#6743887)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle very tactful public bath trump supporter

I remember reading that Shaq couldn't bench 225 coming when he came out of college.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111631)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: Trip menage wagecucks

I could see Ben Wallace doing 500 pounds once, dude's a beast. I don't think Shaq throws up that much weight.

Larry Allen doing 700 is believable...

Any adult male should be able to bench his own weight at least once, so I guess that is 165 or so for the average male. My current bench goal is to bench 225 10 times (right now I bent 225 like 6 times) by the end of May.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111632)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 7:14 PM
Author: fuchsia milk feces

I don't think anyone that tall can bench 500. Plus, he only weighs like 250 pounds.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111645)



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Date: March 16th, 2006 12:37 PM
Author: vivacious native hunting ground

Average male weighs 191 lb.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5350574)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 7:14 PM
Author: bright temple

How the hell are gorillas and orangutans so strong? I heard somewhere that their muscle tissue is twice as dense as ours.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2111643)



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Date: May 21st, 2006 10:48 AM
Author: rambunctious thriller market scourge upon the earth
Subject: I once say a gorilla (~500lb.) do a one-arm pullup.

This was on a TV show about animals in zoos. Sure, he was swinging some--gorillas could give a shit for strict form--but I remember being deeply impressed.

On a totally other note, the record for one-armed pullups was held for many years--maybe still is?--by a woman.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5825940)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:26 PM
Author: Cyan arousing psychic set

I dont know what this has anything to do with anything, but he does sets of straight-bar curls starting at 225. That's big.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112181)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:27 PM
Author: fuchsia milk feces

bullshit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112191)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed Headpube

does not.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112201)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:31 PM
Author: Cyan arousing psychic set

Yeah, I'm just making shit up. I'm his agent.

Seriously. It's really not superhuman. I'm 5'9" and not a professional athelete, but I used to be able to curl 225 about 8-10 times (one set).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112210)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed Headpube

shut up retard.

you never curled 225.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112220)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: Cyan arousing psychic set

why the fuck would I lie? who am I trying to impress?

I've worked out 5-6 days per week for like 8 years now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112226)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:36 PM
Author: fuchsia milk feces

you're full of shit. you could also bench 500 pounds right?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112242)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Cyan arousing psychic set

No, my chest is relatively weak. The most I ever did was 325, and I only did that once, and have never been able to clear 305 since.

The only people who dont believe this are people who dont know anything about workign out. I'm sure weezy and kill have done this, or at least close to it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112262)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: fuchsia milk feces

dude, I've worked out for 16 years and have lifted in some of the most hardcore gyms in NYC. I have never, ever seen anyone curl 225 pounds. The most I've ever seen was maybe 205 and these guys were absolute beasts.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112276)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: Cyan arousing psychic set

I grew up in some shitty small town and more than a few people could do this just in my gym. In college it was fairly common. I have no idea what you are talking about.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112288)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: fuchsia milk feces

just stop, ok.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112298)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Honey-headed Headpube

you are seriously retarded.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112333)



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Date: March 16th, 2006 10:57 AM
Author: hateful site

you did not curl 225. when i used to work out in my university gym, even the D1 football players couldnt curl close to that. even curling 150 is insane.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349893)



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Date: May 21st, 2006 12:00 AM
Author: Drunken senate

if this is bicep curling, 150 is not insane. as a senior in high school, i curled 110 and i didnt play any sports.

unfortunately now i could only probably do 60 (as i eat a slice of pie)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5824508)



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Date: October 25th, 2006 2:04 PM
Author: white becky whorehouse

Guys in my high school did that all the time. It was no big deal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#6855707)



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Date: July 3rd, 2008 11:49 AM
Author: domesticated talking school clown



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9941763)



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Date: July 18th, 2008 2:02 AM
Author: Maniacal Church Building Elastic Band

If you can curl a 150-lb bar once without cheating you're definitely a strong mother fucker. But I wouldn't call it insane--it's achievable for maybe 20% of guys.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9984583)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: primrose buck-toothed heaven kitty cat

"dude, I've worked out for 16 years and have lifted in some of the most hardcore gyms in NYC. I have never, ever seen anyone curl 225 pounds. The most I've ever seen was maybe 205 and these guys were absolute beasts."

I'm with you. I saw someone curling 275 once, but that was jay cutler and he was *swinging* it. The guy was 340lbs or so of mostly muscle (fat by competition standards but still a very low bodyfat...10-12% maybe). I saw a non-pro in person curling 205, and he was easily 6', 275 and I know for a fact he was on a virtual cocktail of juice.

200 pound curls are perhaps somewhat common on cable curls, but I've seen more people benching in the high 400's and low 500's in person then I've seen curling 225-plus. I have weak arms, so I'm somewhat skewed, but at a 365 bench, I was happy to rep out with 155 on curls, and that was considered impressive in a pretty hardcore gym. Hell, anytime anyone's curling the olympic bar with 45's on each side, I'm considering that an impressive lift if it's not being swung up out of control.

The only place i can feasibly imagine it as common is an NFL training camp or something, and even that, not terribly so....i couldn't envision a college on the planet that had all kinds of guys hitting that weight.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2114933)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed Headpube

really retard? i've lifted just as long as you.

how big are your arms?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112280)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: Cyan arousing psychic set

No idea. I dont measure them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112306)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed Headpube

really?

you've lifted for years, curled 225 8 times and you never measured your arms?

right.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112319)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Cyan arousing psychic set

Why the fuck would I measure myself? I dont give a shit. That's for faggots.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112335)



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Date: March 16th, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: hateful site

i bet you've never lifted weights since you have no idea how much people can normally lift

225 8 times is so ridiculous anybody who's ever tried to curl knows it has to be a lie

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349909)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: Racy resort

6 days a week of lifting = overtraining HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112870)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: Racy resort

you sound like a big fucking idiot for saying such a stupid thing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112852)



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Date: February 11th, 2005 10:26 PM
Author: Geriatric University

Date: February 11th, 2005 8:31 PM

Author: ICE

Yeah, I'm just making shit up. I'm his agent.

Seriously. It's really not superhuman. I'm 5'9" and not a professional athelete, but I used to be able to curl 225 about 8-10 times (one set).

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157#2112210)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2113036)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: topaz giraffe

You're full of shit. I bet you can't curl 135.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115263)



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Date: March 16th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: Motley parlour degenerate

You mean two 25lb dumbbells 8-10 times.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349433)



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Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:05 PM
Author: Painfully honest abode

i can curl 90 lbs but my dick can curl 20

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5838132)



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Date: July 3rd, 2008 11:48 AM
Author: domesticated talking school clown

180^180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9941760)



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Date: July 18th, 2008 2:01 AM
Author: slimy insane crackhouse pervert

yup, still awesome 3.5 years later.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9984581)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: Geriatric University

Date: February 11th, 2005 8:40 PM

Author: clevername

really retard? i've lifted just as long as you.

how big are your arms?

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157#2112280)

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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:43 PM

Author: ICE

No idea. I dont measure them.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157#2112306)

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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:44 PM

Author: clevername

really?

you've lifted for years, curled 225 8 times and you never measured your arms?

right.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157#2112319)

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Date: February 11th, 2005 8:45 PM

Author: ICE

Why the fuck would I measure myself? I dont give a shit. That's for faggots.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157#2112335)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2114934)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 11:05 AM
Author: beta duck-like hissy fit

STFU, Whokebe.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2114935)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 12:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cocky Address

Little Earl Boykins can put up 300. HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115108)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 12:46 PM
Author: Racy resort

i know...i dont know what people have a hard time believeing Wallace can put up 500lbs. shit...i can throw up 315 and im NO FUCKING BEN WALLACE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115123)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 12:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cocky Address
Subject: I 've always lived in/around DET and did u/g at umich

I'm pretty sure either the Detroit Free Press or News had an article stating 460 as the number, but it could have been for reps.

Search the archives of freep.com or detnews.com

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2115173)



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Date: March 16th, 2006 9:33 AM
Author: Motley parlour degenerate

His armsa are short--that's a big difference.

Also note how they talk about him as one of the strognest athletes in the NBA.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349437)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 6:31 PM
Author: emerald appetizing place of business circlehead

Btw. there's something I've been wondering for a while that maybe someone here would know. At the Universal machines at the gym the weight plates seem to usually have two numbers written on them. I'm pretty sure that one of them is the total weight (in pounds), but what does the other number mean?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2116668)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 6:32 PM
Author: Coiffed excitant cumskin

Weight in kilograms, probably.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2116677)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 6:34 PM
Author: emerald appetizing place of business circlehead

No, I checked that, and it's not.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2116683)



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Date: February 12th, 2005 6:55 PM
Author: Odious amber factory reset button mad-dog skullcap

One is the nortern hemisphere weight and the other is the southern hemisphere weight. The same thing will have different weights depending on where on Earth it is located.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2116825)



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Date: March 16th, 2006 11:03 AM
Author: impressive stage bbw

one is the actually weight of the plates, the other is the equivalent what you would be lifting without the help of machines

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5349920)



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Date: May 20th, 2006 11:51 PM
Author: Histrionic Tanning Salon Hairy Legs

lol225

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5824438)



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Date: May 20th, 2006 11:56 PM
Author: wine bawdyhouse

LOLZ!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5824474)



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Date: May 22nd, 2006 2:25 PM
Author: Self-centered lay

I'm sorry to bump this thread, but I read it and couldn't stop laughing. I looked this up on google and found something about Shaq being able to 1RM 1000 on the leg press machine. Anyone who lifts knows that the leg press doesn't measure anything. The best part is about ICE being able to curl 225 8x. Vernon Davis, Maryland's Tight End who was considered the biggest physical freak to enter the NFL draft in years can't even do anything close to this. To make sure, I called my buddy who played 4 yrs of college ball with him to confirm. HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5832247)



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Date: May 22nd, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: jade therapy chapel

Leg press machine is a retarded measure of anything. Dianne Feinstein can actually do over 400lbs on the leg press machine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5832300)



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Date: July 18th, 2008 1:59 AM
Author: Maniacal Church Building Elastic Band

It's a perfectly good exercise but it's one of those exercises that people can make much easier. It's super-easy to bring massive weights to about a 45-degree knee bend and press them back. If you bring the weights past 90-degrees, it's probably at least twice as hard, maybe three times as hard, to press them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#9984577)



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Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:08 PM
Author: obsidian business firm national security agency

ICE posted a picture of himself a while ago. He's short and kinda chubby. You could actually see pointy man boobs under his polo (NOT pecs).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#5837879)



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Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:09 PM
Author: Rusted alcoholic brunch mood

dood, everyone at my gym curls 225 for reps. everyone.

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Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:05 PM
Author: Histrionic Tanning Salon Hairy Legs

We will never forget the atrocities committed in this thread.

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Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:03 PM
Author: Doobsian Overrated Rehab Organic Girlfriend

classic bump for unreads.

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Date: May 23rd, 2006 2:11 PM
Author: flickering learning disabled macaca

I miss my old moniker

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Date: May 23rd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Histrionic Tanning Salon Hairy Legs

Elie Weisel is writing a novella about this thread. It's called Curl.

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Date: May 24th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: Rusted alcoholic brunch mood

134

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Date: June 23rd, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: Rusted alcoholic brunch mood

bump for jj

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Date: June 23rd, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: Histrionic Tanning Salon Hairy Legs



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Date: October 7th, 2006 6:32 AM
Author: scarlet high-end cuck



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Date: May 18th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: sepia swashbuckling toilet seat sneaky criminal

i miss joe_vag

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Date: April 30th, 2008 8:01 PM
Author: Heady Ladyboy Gay Wizard



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Date: July 3rd, 2008 12:23 PM
Author: provocative church newt

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

*curls 225*

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Date: July 3rd, 2008 12:26 PM
Author: sienna massive office lettuce

unfortunately he cannot count to 5

:(

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Date: July 3rd, 2008 1:16 PM
Author: Irradiated mauve weed whacker

haha

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Date: July 18th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: big azure nibblets orchestra pit

The original.

Date: February 11th, 2005 8:31 PM

Author: ICE

Yeah, I'm just making shit up. I'm his agent.

Seriously. It's really not superhuman. I'm 5'9" and not a professional athelete, but I used to be able to curl 225 about 8-10 times (one set).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=135157&forum_id=2#2112210)



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