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Why black people are so angry: a few thoughts
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:09 PM Author: Slap-happy Twinkling Uncleanness I would like to put forth a cogent argument that seeks to explain why black people are angry and violent. I will use a case study:
Today I met a plumber we will call Earl. Earl is your standard black man: he is in his 40s, the whites of his eyes have that yellowish color, he has poorly kept negroid hair, he smokes, and when he speaks he is quite difficult to understand.
Earl was called to our office because someone clogged up the handy stall bowl. Unfortunately, said clogging occured last Thursday. The bowl was filled with a shit stew that fermented all Thursday night and turned into a vile, horrendous vicheysoises by Friday afternoon. The building crew was not equiped to handle a clog of this magnitude so they took a plastic garbage bag and put it over the toilet and proceeded to duct tape it to the point that it was hermetically sealed. The shit bisque cooked over the long weekend, was forgotten, and finally remembered this morning...this resulted in an emergency call to a plumber.
Enter Earl. Would you like to deal with this show? Certainly not. It probably doesn't help that I work in a very white collar office and as a result there are almost no negros there. Earl was therefore forced to concede that he was probably cleaning up The Man's white bred poop.
Now, how would you feel when you got home to your 350 pound loud mouthed black wife after dealing with that all afternoon? How about your eight kids stealing your Newports and finishing the last of the chitlins? You would probably toss back a few Hennessey and cokes and get really pissed off.
As a pissed off black man, you would feel entitled to free money from the government, permission to shoplift DVD's from BestBuy, and find it acceptable to stab any white person for more than three dollars.
This is why black people are angry. Lesson? Shit, flush, wipe, flush, wipe, flush, flush. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:11 PM Author: twisted offensive whorehouse gunner working class black people who work hard are cool. It's the ones on welfare and living in the project that are angry. Get your facts straight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2192919) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:12 PM Author: sepia passionate round eye Shit vicheysoises. Awesome. That's the kind of stuff Pulitzer prizes are made of.
So you are saying that every time I clog a crapper, a convenience store gets robbed? |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:14 PM Author: Slap-happy Twinkling Uncleanness That, and you get to giggle thinking about Earl elbow deep in your ass mud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2192957) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:14 PM Author: Charismatic Sweet Tailpipe lmao A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2192955) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:20 PM Author: federal magical lay goal in life OH MY FUCKING GOD. You're the man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2193024) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:22 PM Author: Slap-happy Twinkling Uncleanness I was secretly hoping for your approval. And thank you for your support. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2193039) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:24 PM Author: federal magical lay goal in life Humor, racism, good writing, and truth all boiled into one post. I don't think I could have done something this good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2193059) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:23 PM Author: Insecure Corn Cake Address Nice.
"shit bisque" LOL |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:24 PM Author: Cheese-eating Mentally Impaired Friendly Grandma im amused but in a "i'm going to hell" sort of way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2193053) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 6:52 PM Author: Stimulating Submissive Property Pistol ditto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2193701) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 6:15 PM Author: Excitant slippery stage antidepressant drug ditto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2296350) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:22 PM Author: misunderstood turquoise chapel if there are less people like you, there will be less angry black people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2195506) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:24 PM Author: Slap-happy Twinkling Uncleanness if there WERE...that's the subjunctive you wanted there, nigs...you are speaking of things as you would like/wish them to be, but not as they are. thus, the subjunctive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2195520) |
Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:25 PM Author: big resort mediation I AM NOT ANGRY....... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2193063) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:25 PM Author: overrated bossy base gaping Hahaha. As someone who is 1/2 black, even I find this hilarious. Especially the "last of your chitlins" and "stab any white man for more than $3" bits. Genius. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2193064) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:36 PM Author: Soggy New Version Could you please stop being obsessed with Black people? Thanks....
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 6:47 PM Author: Slap-happy Twinkling Uncleanness I'd like to, but it seems like they're everywhere lately. I can't even go into the US senate anymore...but that won't last. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2193660) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 7:05 PM Author: Aromatic codepig nowag "Now, how would you feel when you got home to your 350 pound loud mouthed black wife after dealing with that all afternoon?"
Blacks don't have wives waiting at home like most people. They're either divorced or estranged.
"How about your eight kids stealing your Newports and finishing the last of the chitlins?"
Most black men don't even know any of their children. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 7:11 PM Author: garnet forum mexican they have child support bill collectors instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2193874) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 6:09 PM Author: galvanic hideous headpube laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2296303) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:12 PM Author: Cordovan pungent bawdyhouse athletic conference This sounds just like a guy I worked with at my university, bitchy wife and all except he was a cook not a plumber |
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Date: February 24th, 2005 6:01 AM Author: federal magical lay goal in life This thread was underappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2198005) |
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Date: February 24th, 2005 6:32 AM Author: Slap-happy Twinkling Uncleanness I agree. That's what you get for trying to educate people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2198025) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:00 AM Author: federal magical lay goal in life Bump for Redsox7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205057) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:06 AM Author: Vermilion anal public bath What is with the yellowish tinge to the whites of the eyes? I see that a lot.
On the Greyhound, the blacks on board will almost never move for some reason. The common thing is pay for 1 seat, then sprawl over and take 3 so that other people who paid can't get a fcuking spot. I understand that the people doing this are probably not very fond of white people, but honestly, I've never met them and I've done nothing to them. Argh it's such a pain.
I have nothing against them because they're black, and there are plenty of nice black people like there are nice people of any race, but the rudeness and chip on the shoulder of these particular people are just dumb. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:09 AM Author: at-the-ready orchestra pit trust fund Do you really want to sit next to those particular persons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205098) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:10 AM Author: Vermilion anal public bath i dont have a choice. the bus is chock full of them every single time. if you want to sit down, you'll have to sit next to one of those pissed off black people. wisconsin is like 2% black but that bus is like 99% black.
one of them, a few months ago, actually said "this part of the bus is just for black people" to the 1 other white person (aside from me). so much for Rosa Parks. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:11 AM Author: coiffed canary stage genital piercing Oh my God... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205109) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:56 AM Author: aggressive dingle berry temple If 99% of the bus is black, why is it surprising that the people who don't move over for you are black? There's always a percentage of seat hogs on public transportation, regardless of race. You happen to be living on a route that serves people of mostly one ethnicity, so it's not too surprising that the seat hogs on your route are of that ethnicity.
If they're not moving over only for you, there might be another reason as well. Your descriptions of yourself make it sound like you're a really tall guy. People who are seat hogs tend to be even more reluctant to move over for big men than they are for smaller men or women. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:58 AM Author: federal magical lay goal in life If the bus is 99% black, he has more to be concerned about than a seat assignment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205340) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:58 AM Author: Vermilion anal public bath i didn't say it was surprising, just that, on the buses i take, blacks seem less likely to move than people of other races, and are a hell of a lot more rude and pissy. i've been on other routes with mostly whites or asians or hispanics, and nothing like this happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205343) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:00 AM Author: aggressive dingle berry temple And how often do you ride those routes, in comparison to your regular route? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205349) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:02 AM Author: Vermilion anal public bath all last year, they had a route direct from Madison to my town, with mostly whites/asians/hispanics. this new one that i've taken all this year goes through Milwaukee, which is almost all black (and that's where the passengers are going, mostly, so they're black). so, i've been on both a lot.
but milwaukee is very, very run down and horrible. these people may well be from the ghetto areas of that city. maybe that is why they're so pissed off at a white person like myself. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:05 AM Author: aggressive dingle berry temple So this is a Greyhound type bus, not a city bus? How often do you go home? If you're only riding these buses once in awhile, is it possible that you've just had a few bad experiences that have stuck out in your mind and that the majority of the people on your bus don't actually have a problem with you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205364) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:06 AM Author: federal magical lay goal in life I hate to be politically correct, but don is coming off as a major racist douche. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205367) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:07 AM Author: aggressive dingle berry temple Well yeah.
Though that's a pretty strong statement coming from you. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:09 AM Author: federal magical lay goal in life Maybe I'm turning over a new leaf or something? All the racist shit this afternoon was pretty fucking annoying. It wasn't offensive, but just stupid. If you're going to make the case that blacks are fucking dumbasses, do something entertaining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205379) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:09 AM Author: at-the-ready orchestra pit trust fund i really don't find racist don's suggestion that many of the blacks on his bus react skeptically to whites...
i mean, 20 whites probably look askance at the lone black on a bus.
hostility towards other races isn't specific only to the white race. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:10 AM Author: aggressive dingle berry temple I think he's attributing too much of the behavior to racism, though. Most people who sprawl over bus seats when others need to sit down aren't racist, they're just pigs who have no consideration for people of any race. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205385) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:13 AM Author: Vermilion anal public bath i've often heard people specifically refer to their dislike for whites when refusing a seat though. i'm not kidding. yeah this is greyhound. not enough blacks in my town to even 1/2 fill up a city bus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205392) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:15 AM Author: aggressive dingle berry temple How many times is often? I can definitely believe that you ran into one asshole who has a problem with white people and said so out loud. It's hard to believe that people are regularly making racial comments to people they'll be sharing a bus with for the next few hours. I don't think that's ever happened on any of the city or greyhound buses I've taken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205400) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:17 AM Author: Vermilion anal public bath i take it you haven't been to milwaukee. i hate that city so much, it's such a shithole with residents to match, but all the buses run through there.
i don't know, i haven't counted them. several times though. and then there's other behavior, like nasty looks at whites or refusing seats to whites but not doing that stuff to blacks. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:14 AM Author: federal magical lay goal in life I'd do the same thing as the blacks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205396) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:00 AM Author: aggressive dingle berry temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205350) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:00 AM Author: aggressive dingle berry temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205351) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:10 AM Author: coiffed canary stage genital piercing What does their being black have anything to do with the story?
"I have nothing against them because they're black"
Ha. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:11 AM Author: Vermilion anal public bath race has everything to do with it. they are rude to me and anyone else who is white because they don't like white people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205115) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:52 AM Author: bronze autistic shrine psychic That has nothing to do with being black, that has to do with wanting your own seat. As someone who is a) very white and b) taken Greyhound many, many times, I assure you without reservation that it's little to do with being a pissed-off negro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205325) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 3:59 AM Author: Vermilion anal public bath well when they explicitly yell about white people trying to sit in "their" area, it seems like race has something to do with it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205346) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:07 AM Author: at-the-ready orchestra pit trust fund lol, i think you're right-- it's just not PC to acknowledge as much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205375) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:09 AM Author: aggressive dingle berry temple Sure, the guy who said that has a problem. That's one person, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2205381) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 4:15 AM Author: Vermilion anal public bath that isn't one person. that happens all the time, very explicit. and if they make room for other blacks but not for whites, it's also pretty obvious.
i mean turn it around...if 1 black guy got on a bus full of whites, and they make room for whites but not the black guy, the inference is pretty clear. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 9:08 PM Author: Seedy arousing area Its called jaundice a.k.a. dirty eyes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2252590) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:40 PM Author: sepia passionate round eye Alabama's stories vs. Egg's drawings. Which are more awesome? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2251975) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:48 PM Author: Rose Jew Alabama's stories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2252031) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:51 PM Author: Insecure Corn Cake Address We better get a good Alabama story before the weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2252057) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 8:02 PM Author: disturbing ratface Egg's. while i'm not as funny as alabama, he's still doing something that i *could* do -- writing words. i could never use artpad the way egg does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2252131) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:45 PM Author: bright frum national security agency striped hyena "The bowl was filled with a shit stew that fermented all Thursday night and turned into a vile, horrendous vicheysoises by Friday afternoon"
You are the coolest person in the world. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 8:48 PM Author: Slap-happy Twinkling Uncleanness I think egg and I can respect each other for what we are...artists. Though I do agree that many people can write, but few can draw robocop taking a shit and have the humorous instinct to stick him in there sans ass paper.
I will noodle a new story, but I think I better take the weekend to come up with something decent...I don't want to post crap.
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 9:13 PM Author: Seedy arousing area you're a fucking creative genius. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2252633) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 9:18 PM Author: Aromatic codepig nowag Because they want more handouts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2252690) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: sepia passionate round eye Relive it, love it, learn from it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2296005) |
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Date: April 14th, 2005 11:02 AM Author: Mind-boggling Medicated Meetinghouse Bump....for the current discussion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2556584) |
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Date: April 14th, 2005 11:03 AM Author: bright frum national security agency striped hyena Man, I wish alabama would come back and give us more gifts like this... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2556588) |
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Date: April 14th, 2005 11:17 AM Author: diverse trailer park his turd throwing story was also legendary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2556634) |
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Date: April 14th, 2005 11:18 AM Author: bright frum national security agency striped hyena IMHO, the greatest post in board history. Next comes the grateful shiteater. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=140304&forum_id=2#2556640) |