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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:02 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren What's going on? I'm drunk and haven't been on XO for awhile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065516) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:03 AM Author: frozen theatre are you at work?
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:03 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren No, I took off a couple hours ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065530) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:04 AM Author: Sienna resort But it's only 1am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065533) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:06 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren My deal is on hold. I'm not too worried about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065545) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:08 AM Author: Sienna resort You only have one deal, eh. Maybe one day they'll let you do two deals at once. You'd like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065554) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:10 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren Nice try, bro. The deal that was supposed to close tomorrow isn't going to close tomorrow. I have other things on the back burner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065565) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:14 AM Author: Sienna resort So you couldn't close your deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065582) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:15 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren Right. It was my fault.
Do you have any experience in corporate law, or are you just spewing BS that might look damaging to someone who has no experience in corporate law? |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: Sienna resort If you're asking whether I think the midlevel corporate associate (or the "field nigger", as I think the bankers call you guys) is responsible for whether the deal lives or dies, no. I don't think that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065622) |
Date: September 17th, 2010 1:11 AM Author: amber roast beef hello :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065569) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:11 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren Who are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065570) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:12 AM Author: amber roast beef 433. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065573) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:12 AM Author: ivory aphrodisiac plaza voyeur hi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065574) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:14 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren Hi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065579) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:16 AM Author: ivory aphrodisiac plaza voyeur I saw a guy with a Cadwalader bag on the metro today. Thoughts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065593) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren Seems like a loser to me. Definitely not someone to introduce to polite company. He's like a Fordham grad wearing the sweatshirt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065621) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:16 AM Author: khaki electric brunch nowag how's your romantic life at the moment? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065595) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:23 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren It's great. I win at life, despite what losers on this board would like to think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065625) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:24 AM Author: khaki electric brunch nowag i mean, are you in a relationship, dating around a lot, sportfucking...? just curious man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065628) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:30 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren Don't worry about it, bro. Just be happy for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065659) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:35 AM Author: khaki electric brunch nowag shit man, i am. i'm just a curious dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065696) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:31 AM Author: Appetizing location fat ankles To be fair,
Hey man this place hasn't been the same without you
Can you rate me on a scale of 120-180 and tell me the secret to life as you see it |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:39 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren 179
Here's the secret of life: none of this shit matters at all. You are dust. There is nothing else. Just do whatever the fuck you want, and have some fun with it. I like working all the time. I like doing a lot of coke. I like spending a lot at bars, getting drunk, doing coke, and passing out in my clothes. I like fantasizing about the suicide I don't have the balls to pull off. I like seeing the deal close; I like emailing a first year on his anniversary and making him come back to the office, because I like the company and he could use the training. Deals have to close, motherfucker. They have to close. I like skipping stones on the water, doing some coke, billing some hours, fantasizing about drowning myself, doing some coke, and going back to the office. I just like enjoying life and kicking back. But you need to figure out what works for you, because no one here is living for you-- and you have to remember that and live for yourself. |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:45 AM Author: Appetizing location fat ankles To be fair,
This was a true 180 post and it should be stickied at the top of the board forever. Thank you. |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:46 AM Author: khaki electric brunch nowag fuck this is actually inspiring somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065737) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:48 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren Suck my dick motherfucker, you wouldn't last a week in my firm without crying like a little bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065754) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:48 AM Author: khaki electric brunch nowag lol it was a compliment faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065757) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren Oh, well in that case, thank you (no homo). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065762) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM Author: khaki electric brunch nowag ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065767) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM Author: Sienna resort Being complimented by some people is an insult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065765) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM Author: khaki electric brunch nowag that doesn't really make any sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065768) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:50 AM Author: Sienna resort It would if you were a higher class of person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065772) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM Author: Appetizing location fat ankles To be fair,
Let me translate: Your'e a nigger and your'e mom sucks cocks for cash |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM Author: khaki electric brunch nowag ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065778) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM Author: vivacious stead laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065776) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:52 AM Author: rambunctious carnelian idiot You sound absolutely insufferable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065789) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:00 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren I'm actually a pretty nice guy. Most people love me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065837) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:02 AM Author: self-absorbed bronze hunting ground 180 This might be the best post of 2010 |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:05 AM Author: Appetizing location fat ankles To be fair,
This is like a lost monologue from an unproduced sequel to Glengary Glen Ross set in the V5. |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:07 AM Author: Impertinent Space Stain nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065886) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:10 AM Author: well-lubricated corn cake Why hasn't there been a BigLaw equivalent of Glengary Glen Ross or Wall Street?
Instead, there are shitty television shows like The Deep End. BigLaw gets the shaft from Hollywood. |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:12 AM Author: Jet hairraiser brethren They really do it wrong. I watched The Deep End once, and it was complete horseshit. The partners treat the associates like people and the firm cares about pro bono cases (ROFL, pro bono!). It was insulting and terribly inaccurate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065912) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:30 AM Author: well-lubricated corn cake This is what I'm saying. I didn't watch The Deep End once because it looked like shit, pure shit from the beginning. It was like they wanted to create Grey's Anatomy in a BigLaw setting which is just all sorts of fail.
I want to see someone like Alec Baldwin playing an asshole partner crushing the dreams of starry-eyed associates. Please make it happen, Hollywood. Even The Firm fucked it up by making it about the mob and setting it in some shitty place like Memphis. It has to be in MANFUCKINGHATTAN. Everyone knows that. |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:03 AM Author: Impertinent Space Stain 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065859) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:07 AM Author: peach church psychic I laughed, I cried. You are seriously a talent. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065887) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:26 AM Author: curious sanctuary gaping 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065982) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2011 1:59 PM Author: Appetizing location fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#18409547) |
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Date: July 25th, 2011 11:48 PM Author: Dull beady-eyed azn 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#18613618) |
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:37 PM Author: Thriller candlestick maker parlor 180. This is one of those posts that I think, for whatever reason, people just assume everyone else has 180'd, so they don't actually do it. There need to be about 20 more 180s here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19212971) |
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:41 PM Author: Racy hateful sound barrier parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19213006) |
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Date: October 21st, 2011 7:19 AM Author: Exhilarant school cafeteria fanboi eh not really (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19214191) |
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:40 PM Author: stirring bossy jew knife 180, but you're an asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19212997) |
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Date: October 21st, 2011 7:18 AM Author: Razzle Sapphire Hall Alpha 1fucking80. true gold right here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19214189) |
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Date: October 25th, 2011 9:42 PM Author: internet-worthy stage indirect expression this is a monologue a brett easton ellis character would deliver right before hanging himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19242173) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2011 2:22 PM Author: well-lubricated corn cake 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19286479) |
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