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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:02 AM Author: irradiated federal location What's going on? I'm drunk and haven't been on XO for awhile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065516) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:03 AM Author: Costumed Galvanic Station Athletic Conference are you at work?
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:03 AM Author: irradiated federal location No, I took off a couple hours ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065530) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:04 AM Author: red skinny woman But it's only 1am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065533) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:06 AM Author: irradiated federal location My deal is on hold. I'm not too worried about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065545) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:08 AM Author: red skinny woman You only have one deal, eh. Maybe one day they'll let you do two deals at once. You'd like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065554) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:10 AM Author: irradiated federal location Nice try, bro. The deal that was supposed to close tomorrow isn't going to close tomorrow. I have other things on the back burner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065565) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:14 AM Author: red skinny woman So you couldn't close your deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065582) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:15 AM Author: irradiated federal location Right. It was my fault.
Do you have any experience in corporate law, or are you just spewing BS that might look damaging to someone who has no experience in corporate law? |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: red skinny woman If you're asking whether I think the midlevel corporate associate (or the "field nigger", as I think the bankers call you guys) is responsible for whether the deal lives or dies, no. I don't think that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065622) |
Date: September 17th, 2010 1:11 AM Author: Startled weed whacker hello :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065569) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:11 AM Author: irradiated federal location Who are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065570) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:12 AM Author: Startled weed whacker 433. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065573) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:12 AM Author: Zombie-like Home Mexican hi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065574) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:14 AM Author: irradiated federal location Hi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065579) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:16 AM Author: Zombie-like Home Mexican I saw a guy with a Cadwalader bag on the metro today. Thoughts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065593) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: irradiated federal location Seems like a loser to me. Definitely not someone to introduce to polite company. He's like a Fordham grad wearing the sweatshirt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065621) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:16 AM Author: pearl house how's your romantic life at the moment? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065595) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:23 AM Author: irradiated federal location It's great. I win at life, despite what losers on this board would like to think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065625) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:24 AM Author: pearl house i mean, are you in a relationship, dating around a lot, sportfucking...? just curious man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065628) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:30 AM Author: irradiated federal location Don't worry about it, bro. Just be happy for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065659) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:35 AM Author: pearl house shit man, i am. i'm just a curious dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065696) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:31 AM Author: Sienna son of senegal hall To be fair,
Hey man this place hasn't been the same without you
Can you rate me on a scale of 120-180 and tell me the secret to life as you see it |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:39 AM Author: irradiated federal location 179
Here's the secret of life: none of this shit matters at all. You are dust. There is nothing else. Just do whatever the fuck you want, and have some fun with it. I like working all the time. I like doing a lot of coke. I like spending a lot at bars, getting drunk, doing coke, and passing out in my clothes. I like fantasizing about the suicide I don't have the balls to pull off. I like seeing the deal close; I like emailing a first year on his anniversary and making him come back to the office, because I like the company and he could use the training. Deals have to close, motherfucker. They have to close. I like skipping stones on the water, doing some coke, billing some hours, fantasizing about drowning myself, doing some coke, and going back to the office. I just like enjoying life and kicking back. But you need to figure out what works for you, because no one here is living for you-- and you have to remember that and live for yourself. |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:45 AM Author: Sienna son of senegal hall To be fair,
This was a true 180 post and it should be stickied at the top of the board forever. Thank you. |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:46 AM Author: pearl house fuck this is actually inspiring somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065737) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:48 AM Author: irradiated federal location Suck my dick motherfucker, you wouldn't last a week in my firm without crying like a little bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065754) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:48 AM Author: pearl house lol it was a compliment faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065757) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM Author: irradiated federal location Oh, well in that case, thank you (no homo). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065762) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM Author: pearl house ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065767) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM Author: red skinny woman Being complimented by some people is an insult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065765) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM Author: pearl house that doesn't really make any sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065768) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:50 AM Author: red skinny woman It would if you were a higher class of person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065772) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM Author: Sienna son of senegal hall To be fair,
Let me translate: Your'e a nigger and your'e mom sucks cocks for cash |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM Author: pearl house ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065778) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM Author: kink-friendly faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065776) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:52 AM Author: Aromatic well-lubricated cuckoldry You sound absolutely insufferable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065789) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:00 AM Author: irradiated federal location I'm actually a pretty nice guy. Most people love me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065837) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:02 AM Author: Dashing point 180 This might be the best post of 2010 |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:05 AM Author: Sienna son of senegal hall To be fair,
This is like a lost monologue from an unproduced sequel to Glengary Glen Ross set in the V5. |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:07 AM Author: milky bearded tanning salon nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065886) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:10 AM Author: Slippery business firm Why hasn't there been a BigLaw equivalent of Glengary Glen Ross or Wall Street?
Instead, there are shitty television shows like The Deep End. BigLaw gets the shaft from Hollywood. |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:12 AM Author: irradiated federal location They really do it wrong. I watched The Deep End once, and it was complete horseshit. The partners treat the associates like people and the firm cares about pro bono cases (ROFL, pro bono!). It was insulting and terribly inaccurate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065912) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:30 AM Author: Slippery business firm This is what I'm saying. I didn't watch The Deep End once because it looked like shit, pure shit from the beginning. It was like they wanted to create Grey's Anatomy in a BigLaw setting which is just all sorts of fail.
I want to see someone like Alec Baldwin playing an asshole partner crushing the dreams of starry-eyed associates. Please make it happen, Hollywood. Even The Firm fucked it up by making it about the mob and setting it in some shitty place like Memphis. It has to be in MANFUCKINGHATTAN. Everyone knows that. |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:03 AM Author: milky bearded tanning salon 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065859) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:07 AM Author: Multi-colored cuckold locale I laughed, I cried. You are seriously a talent. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065887) |
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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:26 AM Author: Chartreuse contagious sanctuary nibblets 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065982) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2011 1:59 PM Author: Sienna son of senegal hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#18409547) |
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Date: July 25th, 2011 11:48 PM Author: Soul-stirring office hominid 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#18613618) |
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:37 PM Author: fragrant cowardly center 180. This is one of those posts that I think, for whatever reason, people just assume everyone else has 180'd, so they don't actually do it. There need to be about 20 more 180s here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19212971) |
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:41 PM Author: hyperventilating amber dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19213006) |
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Date: October 21st, 2011 7:19 AM Author: Adventurous Water Buffalo eh not really (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19214191) |
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:40 PM Author: fuchsia spectacular electric furnace 180, but you're an asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19212997) |
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Date: October 21st, 2011 7:18 AM Author: cerise magical codepig death wish 1fucking80. true gold right here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19214189) |
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Date: October 25th, 2011 9:42 PM Author: unhinged bat shit crazy marketing idea this is a monologue a brett easton ellis character would deliver right before hanging himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19242173) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2011 2:22 PM Author: Slippery business firm 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19286479) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2011 2:23 PM Author: impertinent dull kitchen multi-billionaire 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19286488) |
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Date: November 25th, 2011 12:08 AM Author: Olive Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19436518) |
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Date: November 25th, 2011 12:09 AM Author: impertinent dull kitchen multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19436526) |