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Hey guys what's up [Foggy]

What's going on? I'm drunk and haven't been on XO for awhile...
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
are you at work?
outnumbered boyish ceo philosopher-king
  09/17/10
No, I took off a couple hours ago.
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
But it's only 1am.
Cyan hot yarmulke
  09/17/10
My deal is on hold. I'm not too worried about it.
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
You only have one deal, eh. Maybe one day they'll let you d...
Cyan hot yarmulke
  09/17/10
Nice try, bro. The deal that was supposed to close tomorrow...
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
So you couldn't close your deal.
Cyan hot yarmulke
  09/17/10
Right. It was my fault. Do you have any experience in co...
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
If you're asking whether I think the midlevel corporate asso...
Cyan hot yarmulke
  09/17/10
hello :D
umber seedy stage main people
  09/17/10
Who are you?
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
433.
umber seedy stage main people
  09/17/10
hi
Rebellious magenta digit ratio locale
  09/17/10
Hi.
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
I saw a guy with a Cadwalader bag on the metro today. Though...
Rebellious magenta digit ratio locale
  09/17/10
Seems like a loser to me. Definitely not someone to introdu...
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
how's your romantic life at the moment?
Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater
  09/17/10
It's great. I win at life, despite what losers on this boar...
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
i mean, are you in a relationship, dating around a lot, spor...
Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater
  09/17/10
Don't worry about it, bro. Just be happy for me.
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
shit man, i am. i'm just a curious dood.
Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater
  09/17/10
To be fair, Hey man this place hasn't been the same witho...
insecure feces twinkling uncleanness
  09/17/10
179 Here's the secret of life: none of this shit matters ...
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
To be fair, This was a true 180 post and it should be sti...
insecure feces twinkling uncleanness
  09/17/10
fuck this is actually inspiring somehow.
Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater
  09/17/10
Suck my dick motherfucker, you wouldn't last a week in my fi...
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
lol it was a compliment faggot.
Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater
  09/17/10
Oh, well in that case, thank you (no homo).
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
ty.
Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater
  09/17/10
Being complimented by some people is an insult.
Cyan hot yarmulke
  09/17/10
that doesn't really make any sense
Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater
  09/17/10
It would if you were a higher class of person.
Cyan hot yarmulke
  09/17/10
To be fair, Let me translate: Your'e a nigger and your'e ...
insecure feces twinkling uncleanness
  09/17/10
ty
Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater
  09/17/10
...
charismatic hilarious stead pozpig
  09/17/10
You sound absolutely insufferable.
chocolate cowardly newt
  09/17/10
I'm actually a pretty nice guy. Most people love me.
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
180 This might be the best post of 2010
arousing business firm dysfunction
  09/17/10
To be fair, This is like a lost monologue from an unprodu...
insecure feces twinkling uncleanness
  09/17/10
nice
Dead Macaca
  09/17/10
Why hasn't there been a BigLaw equivalent of Glengary Glen R...
concupiscible burgundy plaza
  09/17/10
They really do it wrong. I watched The Deep End once, and i...
sable mother national security agency
  09/17/10
This is what I'm saying. I didn't watch The Deep End once be...
concupiscible burgundy plaza
  09/17/10
180
Dead Macaca
  09/17/10
I laughed, I cried. You are seriously a talent. 180
bat shit crazy costumed codepig native
  09/17/10
180
big-titted sandwich black woman
  09/17/10
...
insecure feces twinkling uncleanness
  07/03/11
180
Mahogany crackhouse
  07/25/11
180. This is one of those posts that I think, for whatever ...
Drunken nighttime heaven tank
  10/20/11
...
Olive Buck-toothed Skinny Woman Theatre
  10/20/11
eh not really
haunting irradiated orchestra pit prole
  10/21/11
180, but you're an asshole
sapphire faggotry
  10/20/11
1fucking80. true gold right here.
Shivering Appetizing Office
  10/21/11
this is a monologue a brett easton ellis character would del...
Gay garrison
  10/25/11
180
concupiscible burgundy plaza
  11/02/11
180
Milky dashing point fat ankles
  11/02/11
...
Translucent insane hall place of business
  11/25/11
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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:02 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

What's going on? I'm drunk and haven't been on XO for awhile.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065516)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:03 AM
Author: outnumbered boyish ceo philosopher-king

are you at work?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065524)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:03 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

No, I took off a couple hours ago.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065530)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:04 AM
Author: Cyan hot yarmulke

But it's only 1am.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065533)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:06 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

My deal is on hold. I'm not too worried about it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065545)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:08 AM
Author: Cyan hot yarmulke

You only have one deal, eh. Maybe one day they'll let you do two deals at once. You'd like that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065554)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:10 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

Nice try, bro. The deal that was supposed to close tomorrow isn't going to close tomorrow. I have other things on the back burner.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065565)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: Cyan hot yarmulke

So you couldn't close your deal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065582)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:15 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

Right. It was my fault.

Do you have any experience in corporate law, or are you just spewing BS that might look damaging to someone who has no experience in corporate law?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065590)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: Cyan hot yarmulke

If you're asking whether I think the midlevel corporate associate (or the "field nigger", as I think the bankers call you guys) is responsible for whether the deal lives or dies, no. I don't think that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065622)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: umber seedy stage main people

hello :D

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065569)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

Who are you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065570)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:12 AM
Author: umber seedy stage main people

433.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065573)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:12 AM
Author: Rebellious magenta digit ratio locale

hi

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065574)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

Hi.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065579)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:16 AM
Author: Rebellious magenta digit ratio locale

I saw a guy with a Cadwalader bag on the metro today. Thoughts?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065593)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

Seems like a loser to me. Definitely not someone to introduce to polite company. He's like a Fordham grad wearing the sweatshirt.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065621)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:16 AM
Author: Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater

how's your romantic life at the moment?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065595)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:23 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

It's great. I win at life, despite what losers on this board would like to think.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065625)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:24 AM
Author: Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater

i mean, are you in a relationship, dating around a lot, sportfucking...? just curious man.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065628)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

Don't worry about it, bro. Just be happy for me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065659)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:35 AM
Author: Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater

shit man, i am. i'm just a curious dood.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065696)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:31 AM
Author: insecure feces twinkling uncleanness

To be fair,

Hey man this place hasn't been the same without you

Can you rate me on a scale of 120-180 and tell me the secret to life as you see it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065668)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:39 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

179

Here's the secret of life: none of this shit matters at all. You are dust. There is nothing else. Just do whatever the fuck you want, and have some fun with it. I like working all the time. I like doing a lot of coke. I like spending a lot at bars, getting drunk, doing coke, and passing out in my clothes. I like fantasizing about the suicide I don't have the balls to pull off. I like seeing the deal close; I like emailing a first year on his anniversary and making him come back to the office, because I like the company and he could use the training. Deals have to close, motherfucker. They have to close. I like skipping stones on the water, doing some coke, billing some hours, fantasizing about drowning myself, doing some coke, and going back to the office. I just like enjoying life and kicking back. But you need to figure out what works for you, because no one here is living for you-- and you have to remember that and live for yourself.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065713)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:45 AM
Author: insecure feces twinkling uncleanness

To be fair,

This was a true 180 post and it should be stickied at the top of the board forever. Thank you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065733)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author: Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater

fuck this is actually inspiring somehow.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065737)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

Suck my dick motherfucker, you wouldn't last a week in my firm without crying like a little bitch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065754)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author: Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater

lol it was a compliment faggot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065757)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

Oh, well in that case, thank you (no homo).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065762)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM
Author: Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater

ty.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065767)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM
Author: Cyan hot yarmulke

Being complimented by some people is an insult.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065765)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM
Author: Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater

that doesn't really make any sense

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065768)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: Cyan hot yarmulke

It would if you were a higher class of person.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065772)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM
Author: insecure feces twinkling uncleanness

To be fair,

Let me translate: Your'e a nigger and your'e mom sucks cocks for cash

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065774)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM
Author: Peach internet-worthy mad cow disease theater

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065778)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM
Author: charismatic hilarious stead pozpig



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065776)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:52 AM
Author: chocolate cowardly newt

You sound absolutely insufferable.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065789)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

I'm actually a pretty nice guy. Most people love me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065837)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:02 AM
Author: arousing business firm dysfunction

180

This might be the best post of 2010

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065853)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:05 AM
Author: insecure feces twinkling uncleanness

To be fair,

This is like a lost monologue from an unproduced sequel to Glengary Glen Ross set in the V5.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065869)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: Dead Macaca

nice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065886)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:10 AM
Author: concupiscible burgundy plaza

Why hasn't there been a BigLaw equivalent of Glengary Glen Ross or Wall Street?

Instead, there are shitty television shows like The Deep End. BigLaw gets the shaft from Hollywood.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065900)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:12 AM
Author: sable mother national security agency

They really do it wrong. I watched The Deep End once, and it was complete horseshit. The partners treat the associates like people and the firm cares about pro bono cases (ROFL, pro bono!). It was insulting and terribly inaccurate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065912)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:30 AM
Author: concupiscible burgundy plaza

This is what I'm saying. I didn't watch The Deep End once because it looked like shit, pure shit from the beginning. It was like they wanted to create Grey's Anatomy in a BigLaw setting which is just all sorts of fail.

I want to see someone like Alec Baldwin playing an asshole partner crushing the dreams of starry-eyed associates. Please make it happen, Hollywood. Even The Firm fucked it up by making it about the mob and setting it in some shitty place like Memphis. It has to be in MANFUCKINGHATTAN. Everyone knows that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065996)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:03 AM
Author: Dead Macaca

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065859)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: bat shit crazy costumed codepig native

I laughed, I cried. You are seriously a talent. 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065887)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:26 AM
Author: big-titted sandwich black woman

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065982)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 1:59 PM
Author: insecure feces twinkling uncleanness



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#18409547)



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Date: July 25th, 2011 11:48 PM
Author: Mahogany crackhouse

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#18613618)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:37 PM
Author: Drunken nighttime heaven tank

180. This is one of those posts that I think, for whatever reason, people just assume everyone else has 180'd, so they don't actually do it. There need to be about 20 more 180s here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19212971)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Olive Buck-toothed Skinny Woman Theatre



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19213006)



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Date: October 21st, 2011 7:19 AM
Author: haunting irradiated orchestra pit prole

eh not really

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19214191)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: sapphire faggotry

180, but you're an asshole

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19212997)



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Date: October 21st, 2011 7:18 AM
Author: Shivering Appetizing Office

1fucking80. true gold right here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19214189)



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Date: October 25th, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Gay garrison

this is a monologue a brett easton ellis character would deliver right before hanging himself

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19242173)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 2:22 PM
Author: concupiscible burgundy plaza

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19286479)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 2:23 PM
Author: Milky dashing point fat ankles

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19286488)



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Date: November 25th, 2011 12:08 AM
Author: Translucent insane hall place of business



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19436518)



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Date: November 25th, 2011 12:09 AM
Author: Milky dashing point fat ankles



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19436526)