(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065524)

Do you have any experience in corporate law, or are you just spewing BS that might look damaging to someone who has no experience in corporate law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065590)

Hey man this place hasn't been the same without you

Can you rate me on a scale of 120-180 and tell me the secret to life as you see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065668)

Here's the secret of life: none of this shit matters at all. You are dust. There is nothing else. Just do whatever the fuck you want, and have some fun with it. I like working all the time. I like doing a lot of coke. I like spending a lot at bars, getting drunk, doing coke, and passing out in my clothes. I like fantasizing about the suicide I don't have the balls to pull off. I like seeing the deal close; I like emailing a first year on his anniversary and making him come back to the office, because I like the company and he could use the training. Deals have to close, motherfucker. They have to close. I like skipping stones on the water, doing some coke, billing some hours, fantasizing about drowning myself, doing some coke, and going back to the office. I just like enjoying life and kicking back. But you need to figure out what works for you, because no one here is living for you-- and you have to remember that and live for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065713)

This was a true 180 post and it should be stickied at the top of the board forever. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065733)

Let me translate: Your'e a nigger and your'e mom sucks cocks for cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065774)

This might be the best post of 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065853)

This is like a lost monologue from an unproduced sequel to Glengary Glen Ross set in the V5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065869)

Instead, there are shitty television shows like The Deep End. BigLaw gets the shaft from Hollywood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065900)

I want to see someone like Alec Baldwin playing an asshole partner crushing the dreams of starry-eyed associates. Please make it happen, Hollywood. Even The Firm fucked it up by making it about the mob and setting it in some shitty place like Memphis. It has to be in MANFUCKINGHATTAN. Everyone knows that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065996)