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Hi. Long timer lurker, first time poster.

Just kidding. Hello, all.
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
holy shit
Irradiated Stage
  01/29/11
have you seen Julia's cousin?
Hyperventilating disturbing boistinker hall
  01/29/11
What's this now? She has a cousin? I havent spoke with her...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
sup brother?
transparent costumed library
  01/29/11
Not my dick, unfortunately.
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
have no idea who u r sorry
yapping fragrant roast beef elastic band
  01/29/11
he is a big deal you ugly ho
Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater
  01/29/11
how am i supposed to know ive only been posting for a year u...
yapping fragrant roast beef elastic band
  01/29/11
They allow swear words now? My, how things have changed.
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
stfu
transparent costumed library
  01/29/11
nigger
yapping fragrant roast beef elastic band
  01/29/11
LOL
Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater
  01/29/11
180
transparent costumed library
  01/29/11
...
Hyperventilating disturbing boistinker hall
  01/29/11
Wow.
mint vivacious kitchen mediation
  01/29/11
welcome to the ranks of the liberated
Galvanic useless brakes ape
  01/29/11
:(
slippery wine theatre
  01/29/11
NO. you will NOT discourage this. this is hilarious precis...
Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater
  01/29/11
welcome to xo faggot
Poppy Big Ticket Booth Cuckold
  01/29/11
LOL BROTHER
French Corner
  01/29/11
180
Concupiscible ultramarine trump supporter marketing idea
  01/30/11
...
floppy spruce wrinkle main people
  01/30/11
190
citrine filthpig cruise ship
  01/30/11
...
filthy zombie-like rigpig
  12/28/11
I used to spam the board with post about the importance of t...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
so much has changed!
Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater
  01/29/11
wanna exchange pics?
yapping fragrant roast beef elastic band
  01/29/11
don't fall for it ICE, she's korea(n)
Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater
  01/29/11
Thanks for the heads up. The last time I exchanged pics wit...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
lol. man you are before my time but i wish you weren't.
Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater
  01/29/11
haha oh man i miss your zingers
soggy dashing police squad temple
  01/30/11
hi
geriatric contagious quadroon
  01/29/11
Rude.
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
what man
geriatric contagious quadroon
  01/29/11
...
judgmental field
  01/29/11
<3
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
ICE can you give your backstory for relatively new posters (...
Irradiated Stage
  01/29/11
...
judgmental field
  01/29/11
he pees in his bathtub and he fucked julia and maybe earl
Hyperventilating disturbing boistinker hall
  01/29/11
tcr
transparent costumed library
  01/29/11
Dude, if you are going to talk about my bathtub piss-surfing...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
According to the board's catalouged history, I went to UMich...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
we all know you were law_alum aka the door breaker.
transparent costumed library
  01/29/11
i know you knocked down a door or so was the board legend. d...
Irradiated Stage
  01/29/11
I did not get biglaw out of LS, and now I am a litigator at ...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
why do you think you did not get biglaw? not trying to be a ...
Irradiated Stage
  01/29/11
It doesn't really matter what I say here, because nobody wil...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
Your Tucker Max shtick is about 5 years late, bro.
judgmental field
  01/29/11
ty
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
i'm really just curious man. i just want some persepctive si...
Irradiated Stage
  01/29/11
Seriously, I had a 2L SA position lined up, backed out, and ...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
wow. it would take some balls to back out on a 2L sa, althou...
Irradiated Stage
  01/29/11
Funny...called her, left a message, didn't get a return call...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
No such thing as small firms on xo. BIGLAW, 9-5 Midlaw, or s...
judgmental field
  01/29/11
True. I admit, I work at a firm that document review attorn...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
Hey, has anything cool happened to any famous posters? Last...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
rowan got fired from two jobs in the space of a year. an...
Irradiated Stage
  01/29/11
1) seriously? 2) Ruskie was an annoying attention whore...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
yes, though i'm not sure which threads have the links. al...
Motley narrow-minded whorehouse
  01/29/11
J. was ok, but she tried to hard to be "too cool."...
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
she expanded from just being cool into also being edgy
Poppy Big Ticket Booth Cuckold
  01/29/11
there was a tremendous scandal involving a college student a...
Motley narrow-minded whorehouse
  01/29/11
I wish XO had a RSS feed with keywords.
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
there were pics but search is down right now.
Irradiated Stage
  01/29/11
That's some racist bullshit right there.
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
:)
yapping fragrant roast beef elastic band
  01/29/11
go wings!
hideous pea-brained pervert principal's office
  01/29/11
ty
Exciting mad cow disease mother
  01/29/11
are you still wearing that dumb hat you fucking retard?
Odious pink degenerate
  01/30/11
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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:06 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

Just kidding. Hello, all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169456)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:07 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169462)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:09 PM
Author: Hyperventilating disturbing boistinker hall

have you seen Julia's cousin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169477)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:11 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

What's this now? She has a cousin? I havent spoke with her in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169495)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:10 PM
Author: transparent costumed library

sup brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169485)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:12 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

Not my dick, unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169508)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:08 PM
Author: yapping fragrant roast beef elastic band

have no idea who u r sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169466)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:08 PM
Author: Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater

he is a big deal you ugly ho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169470)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:09 PM
Author: yapping fragrant roast beef elastic band

how am i supposed to know ive only been posting for a year u pencil dicked faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169479)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:10 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

They allow swear words now? My, how things have changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169484)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:10 PM
Author: transparent costumed library

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169488)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:11 PM
Author: yapping fragrant roast beef elastic band

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169497)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:11 PM
Author: Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169502)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:12 PM
Author: transparent costumed library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169511)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating disturbing boistinker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169519)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:15 PM
Author: mint vivacious kitchen mediation

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169536)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:16 PM
Author: Galvanic useless brakes ape

welcome to the ranks of the liberated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169542)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:17 PM
Author: slippery wine theatre

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169544)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:17 PM
Author: Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater

NO. you will NOT discourage this. this is hilarious precisely BECAUSE it's from a non-racist. let it stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169548)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:41 PM
Author: Poppy Big Ticket Booth Cuckold

welcome to xo faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169737)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:18 PM
Author: French Corner

LOL BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169553)



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Date: January 30th, 2011 8:44 AM
Author: Concupiscible ultramarine trump supporter marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17171736)



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Date: January 30th, 2011 8:45 AM
Author: floppy spruce wrinkle main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17171737)



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Date: January 30th, 2011 8:50 AM
Author: citrine filthpig cruise ship

190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17171739)



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Date: December 28th, 2011 3:58 PM
Author: filthy zombie-like rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#19656939)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:09 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

I used to spam the board with post about the importance of the size of diamonds on engagement rings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169476)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:11 PM
Author: Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater

so much has changed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169504)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:11 PM
Author: yapping fragrant roast beef elastic band

wanna exchange pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169505)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:12 PM
Author: Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater

don't fall for it ICE, she's korea(n)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169510)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:14 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

Thanks for the heads up. The last time I exchanged pics with a Korean, I woke up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys untouched.

Turns out, she wasn't used to such a big penis. Zing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169524)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:15 PM
Author: Black big-titted sweet tailpipe volcanic crater

lol. man you are before my time but i wish you weren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169533)



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Date: January 30th, 2011 4:17 AM
Author: soggy dashing police squad temple

haha oh man i miss your zingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17171564)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:09 PM
Author: geriatric contagious quadroon

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169481)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:10 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

Rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169492)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:11 PM
Author: geriatric contagious quadroon

what man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169503)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:10 PM
Author: judgmental field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169486)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:11 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169501)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

ICE can you give your backstory for relatively new posters (or posters who haven't been around since 2005/PR?). i know you went to UMich for law but i don't know much else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169513)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:13 PM
Author: judgmental field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169518)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating disturbing boistinker hall

he pees in his bathtub and he fucked julia and maybe earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169527)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:15 PM
Author: transparent costumed library

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169535)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:18 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

Dude, if you are going to talk about my bathtub piss-surfing, at least give a shout out to Howard Stern and my board shorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169549)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:16 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

According to the board's catalouged history, I went to UMich, but was kicked out because I broke down a door, simultaneously went to Cooley and John Marshall, and curled 225 pounds while having sex with Julia. I'm also a well-known abuser of the serial comma.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169539)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:17 PM
Author: transparent costumed library

we all know you were law_alum aka the door breaker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169545)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:18 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

i know you knocked down a door or so was the board legend. did you get biglaw out of LS? what are you doing now?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169551)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:21 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

I did not get biglaw out of LS, and now I am a litigator at what people here would consider a small firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169579)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

why do you think you did not get biglaw? not trying to be a dick to you at all, it was just my understanding that it was pretty easy back in those 2005/2006 salad days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169606)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:26 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

It doesn't really matter what I say here, because nobody will believe it. So I guess it's fine if everyone just assumes I couldn't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169618)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:28 PM
Author: judgmental field

Your Tucker Max shtick is about 5 years late, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169642)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169649)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

i'm really just curious man. i just want some persepctive since now everyone says that 95% of the class all the way down to NU/GULC got biglaw back then if they wanted it. not trying to be cruel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169648)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

Seriously, I had a 2L SA position lined up, backed out, and took a lower-paying, lower-prestige job out of LS. Didn't want the stress, didn't like the people I met that were going to the biglaw firms. I did well during the recession, and I'm doing (relatively high profile) work that I truly enjoy now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169659)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:32 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

wow. it would take some balls to back out on a 2L sa, although at the time i'm sure the idea of graduating unemployed from a T14 never crossed anyone's mind.

how did the hiring partner take it when you called him to say you were peacing the experience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169671)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:38 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

Funny...called her, left a message, didn't get a return call, sent e-mails to everyone who should know. Only heard from someone in HR that wished me good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169714)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:24 PM
Author: judgmental field

No such thing as small firms on xo. BIGLAW, 9-5 Midlaw, or shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169609)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:27 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

True. I admit, I work at a firm that document review attorneys outsource the really shitty projects to for half the price. By "litigate" I meant that I go to court and copy files from the clerk's office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169633)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:23 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

Hey, has anything cool happened to any famous posters? Last time I was on here, TMF's unemployment was the running joke. It's been awhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169589)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:26 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

rowan got fired from two jobs in the space of a year.

and blondielaw made out with ruskie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169619)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

1) seriously?

2) Ruskie was an annoying attention whore with a wildly overinflated opinion of her looks and intelligence. I barely remember the other chick, but were there pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169647)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:39 PM
Author: Motley narrow-minded whorehouse

yes, though i'm not sure which threads have the links.

also, J. moved to wisconsin then quit the board, more or less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169716)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:40 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

J. was ok, but she tried to hard to be "too cool." Reminded me of the goths in South Park.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169728)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:43 PM
Author: Poppy Big Ticket Booth Cuckold

she expanded from just being cool into also being edgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169753)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:56 PM
Author: Motley narrow-minded whorehouse

there was a tremendous scandal involving a college student and a couple of her lovers, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169839)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 11:02 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

I wish XO had a RSS feed with keywords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169875)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage

there were pics but search is down right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169725)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:41 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

That's some racist bullshit right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169731)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:27 PM
Author: yapping fragrant roast beef elastic band

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169624)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:50 PM
Author: hideous pea-brained pervert principal's office

go wings!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169800)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 10:52 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease mother

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17169811)



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Date: January 30th, 2011 4:15 AM
Author: Odious pink degenerate

are you still wearing that dumb hat you fucking retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17171561)



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Date: January 30th, 2011 4:19 AM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Jap Property

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ICE



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1549053&forum_id=2#17171565)