Copped FREE chipotle tonight. u mad, asians?
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Date: April 11th, 2011 11:38 PM Author: Stirring alpha
Alright, so FrankyF and I got done at the gym feeling PUMPED as FUKKKK and HUNGRY as FUUUUARRRRKKKKKKK so we pulled up to chipotle.
FrankyF had some leftovers at his place, so he decided to wait in the car right outside chipotle. He rolls his windows down and starts blasting SICK DUB STEP. He had them speakerz goin HAMMER while the wasps eating on the patio outside were MAD as FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK but too scared to say anything. They all continued eating with their heads down.
So I go inside and tell the shawty that imma need to cop a chikken bowl. I tell her I want rice and pinto beans. She notices a lack of beans so she yells at the frustrated looking asian cook behind her to get dem beans ready right quikk. The shawty was 'mirin my aesthetics and offered me a free drink while I waited on the nowag to cook the beans. The shawty then yells at the nowag about needing more pork and chicken. The black brahs were yelling at the nowag to prepare dat chikken or get ready to prepare dat anus.
The nowag cook starts sayyin "OOHHHHhhhHHHHHh I'm waiting for it to cook, what can I do????????" and I say "is there a problem, asian? u mad about dat chicken and dem beans, asian?" He was MAD as FUKKKKKKKKKKKKK about BUFF as FUKKKk ITALIAN ALPHAS, BUFF as FUKKKKKK high school football players, OBESE as FUKKKKKKK black brahs, and asian girls in line taunting the asian about da IRIN CHAINZZZZZZZZZZ of NOWAG.
Anyways, the manager comes out and says "I'm sorry for the wait sir, what can he DOOOOO with such small penis???" I understand, and the manager rings up my steak bowl wit drank FOR FREE.
I step outside and it's LOUD as FUAARRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK with FrankyF having dominance established on the patio from his car.
We leave after the high school football player alphas and black brahs give us props and the asian girls give us their numbers (which we throw away).
u mad, asians?
Cliffs:
-Franky and I go to Chipotle.
-Franky blasts dubstep outside getting WASPs mad.
-nowag cook can't keep up with orders.
-nowag gets MAD as FUKKK about Italians, high school football players, black brahs, and asian girls in line taunting him.
-manager gives me free food
-asians MAD as FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7099/chipotlemadasfuarrkkkkc.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1616320&forum_id=2#17745793) |
Date: April 12th, 2011 12:03 AM Author: Navy trailer park
This seems pretty believable, and consistent with what I've seen go down at Chipotles across the country.
One detail remains unanswered: did the manager comp you with DAT DOUBLE MEAT OFS YNY?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1616320&forum_id=2#17746088) |
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Date: April 12th, 2011 12:19 AM Author: Trip Silver Orchestra Pit Tattoo
"We leave after the high school football player alphas and black brahs give us props and the asian girls give us their numbers (which we throw away)."
this was probably the best line
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1616320&forum_id=2#17746279) |
Date: April 12th, 2011 12:39 AM Author: Mind-boggling pit
*pats Mario on the head*
You try so hard.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1616320&forum_id=2#17746521) |
Date: April 12th, 2011 1:06 AM Author: Stirring alpha
yo enemadood, u mad as FUKKK up in dis thread, yo? lol
u mad, asian?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1616320&forum_id=2#17746776) |
Date: April 13th, 2011 10:04 AM Author: pink doobsian party of the first part travel guidebook
"or prepare dat anus"
180 all around
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1616320&forum_id=2#17757649) |
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Date: June 12th, 2011 1:47 AM Author: Adulterous laser beams
lol @ my brah .....,.,.,,,,,.,.,............,., walking right into this thread WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD and establish dominance over OP
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1616320&forum_id=2#18230011) |
Date: April 25th, 2011 6:20 PM Author: walnut legal warrant
Greetings,
Easily the best post this week.
Edit: wait this was a couple weeks ago. Okay, easily the best resurrected post this week.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1616320&forum_id=2#17851881) |
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