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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars....
Jet Bearded Idiot
  08/21/11
Fuck, are you flaming, fag? Does she live with you or wt...
cruel-hearted mewling address
  08/21/11
Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for ...
Jet Bearded Idiot
  08/21/11
is she White
rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine
  08/21/11
yes why
Jet Bearded Idiot
  08/21/11
lol
house-broken charismatic lay cuck
  08/21/11
LOL BROTHER JUST LOL
rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine
  08/21/11
get out now brother
Comical aggressive organic girlfriend
  08/21/11
FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKK
lavender locus
  08/21/11
180
Adventurous Giraffe Knife
  08/21/11
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Crystalline newt selfie
  08/21/11
lol
claret philosopher-king french chef
  08/21/11
prepare ur anus
Talented clown ape
  08/21/11
epic selfpwn
bat-shit-crazy canary roast beef
  08/21/11
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anal toaster
  08/25/11
LOL BROTHER
Citrine bull headed partner volcanic crater
  08/25/11
TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE
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rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine
  09/07/11
LOL just LOL
Irradiated private investor sweet tailpipe
  09/07/11
lol just lol
umber principal's office cuckoldry
  09/07/11
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passionate whorehouse goal in life
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rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine
  09/20/11
yourfukked
aphrodisiac gas station mood
  09/20/11
LOL
Amethyst motley field wrinkle
  09/20/11
http://compare.ebay.com/like/150386529967?var=lv&ltyp=Al...
Contagious digit ratio
  09/20/11
lucky sob
slap-happy frozen voyeur persian
  08/21/11
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razzmatazz fishy masturbator
  09/20/11
...
Judgmental Tank Meetinghouse
  10/20/11
unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail
Laughsome mother
  08/21/11
use your cock head
ocher maniacal mental disorder brunch
  08/21/11
*masturbating furiously*
Metal cruise ship legend
  08/21/11
tcr
Boyish hell
  09/20/11
For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Ca...
anal toaster
  08/21/11
lol
Jet Bearded Idiot
  08/21/11
180
cracking smoky mad cow disease location
  08/21/11
lol
beta area
  08/21/11
lol
Arousing stage
  08/21/11
...
house-broken charismatic lay cuck
  08/21/11
babby joyce enjoyed this post
Talented clown ape
  08/21/11
this may be the funniest post i've ever read
Shivering menage goyim
  08/21/11
POTT
Laughsome mother
  08/21/11
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dashing depressive
  08/21/11
tyft
cordovan misanthropic center black woman
  08/21/11
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wonderful maroon forum skinny woman
  08/21/11
"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop" *round of appla...
spectacular very tactful liquid oxygen market
  08/21/11
I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and g...
shimmering step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth
  09/07/11
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cocky abode stock car
  09/07/11
180
Chest-beating jew
  09/07/11
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talking national trust fund
  09/07/11
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Jet Bearded Idiot
  09/20/11
wtf
aphrodisiac gas station mood
  09/20/11
best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year
curious demanding trump supporter
  09/20/11
...
shaky dark crotch
  09/20/11
*slow clap turning into roaring applause*
Godawful orchestra pit hissy fit
  09/20/11
...
curious demanding trump supporter
  09/30/11
lol
Citrine bull headed partner volcanic crater
  09/30/11
...
Jet Bearded Idiot
  08/21/11
update plz.
indecent offensive garrison ladyboy
  08/25/11
We have broken up
Jet Bearded Idiot
  08/25/11
was it because you got her poo on your hand
indecent offensive garrison ladyboy
  08/25/11
Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass
Jet Bearded Idiot
  08/25/11
oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.
indecent offensive garrison ladyboy
  08/25/11
Was this whole thing flame?
flatulent avocado quadroon
  09/07/11
yea she just broke a fingernail.
Mahogany parlor generalized bond
  09/07/11
lol
house-broken charismatic lay cuck
  09/20/11
Nice bump
Jet Bearded Idiot
  08/25/11
Alt flame is epic
Jet Bearded Idiot
  09/20/11
How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants
Godawful orchestra pit hissy fit
  09/20/11
...
Godawful orchestra pit hissy fit
  09/20/11
...
Jet Bearded Idiot
  10/02/11
WTF
grizzly bisexual senate
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soul-stirring self-absorbed pistol
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Jet Bearded Idiot

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mewling address

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Jet Bearded Idiot

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine

is she White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804858)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Jet Bearded Idiot

yes why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: house-broken charismatic lay cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804868)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Comical aggressive organic girlfriend

get out now brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804899)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: lavender locus

FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804957)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Adventurous Giraffe Knife

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: Crystalline newt selfie



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: claret philosopher-king french chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805300)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Talented clown ape

prepare ur anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805306)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy canary roast beef

epic selfpwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805318)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: anal toaster



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Citrine bull headed partner volcanic crater

LOL BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832930)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: aqua appetizing nursing home electric furnace

TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832933)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Irradiated private investor sweet tailpipe

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923266)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: umber principal's office cuckoldry

lol just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923991)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
Author: passionate whorehouse goal in life



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac gas station mood

yourfukked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004344)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Amethyst motley field wrinkle

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006197)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: Contagious digit ratio

http://compare.ebay.com/like/150386529967?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar

Gotta hand this round to the Euros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: slap-happy frozen voyeur persian

lucky sob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804796)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz fishy masturbator



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Judgmental Tank Meetinghouse



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Laughsome mother

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: ocher maniacal mental disorder brunch

use your cock head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804814)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Metal cruise ship legend

*masturbating furiously*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: Boyish hell

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004322)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: anal toaster

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Jet Bearded Idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804859)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: cracking smoky mad cow disease location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804862)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: beta area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804863)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Arousing stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804867)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: house-broken charismatic lay cuck



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Talented clown ape

babby joyce enjoyed this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804877)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Shivering menage goyim

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Laughsome mother

POTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804926)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: dashing depressive



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: cordovan misanthropic center black woman

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804964)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: wonderful maroon forum skinny woman



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: spectacular very tactful liquid oxygen market

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: shimmering step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: cocky abode stock car



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: Chest-beating jew

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: talking national trust fund



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: Jet Bearded Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004328)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac gas station mood

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: curious demanding trump supporter

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: shaky dark crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005252)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: Godawful orchestra pit hissy fit

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: curious demanding trump supporter



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: Citrine bull headed partner volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073242)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: Jet Bearded Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805277)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: indecent offensive garrison ladyboy

update plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Jet Bearded Idiot

We have broken up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: indecent offensive garrison ladyboy

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: Jet Bearded Idiot

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: indecent offensive garrison ladyboy

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: flatulent avocado quadroon

Was this whole thing flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: Mahogany parlor generalized bond

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: house-broken charismatic lay cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004696)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Jet Bearded Idiot

Nice bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832902)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: Jet Bearded Idiot

Alt flame is epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Godawful orchestra pit hissy fit

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Godawful orchestra pit hissy fit



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Jet Bearded Idiot



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: grizzly bisexual senate

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19134778)



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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed pistol



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Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine Range



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Date: January 15th, 2012 8:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone business firm doctorate



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Rebellious Tattoo Set

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19834745)