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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars....
buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut
  08/21/11
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  08/21/11
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  08/21/11
update plz.
Clear theatre
  08/25/11
We have broken up
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  08/25/11
was it because you got her poo on your hand
Clear theatre
  08/25/11
Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass
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  08/25/11
oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.
Clear theatre
  08/25/11
Was this whole thing flame?
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  08/25/11
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  09/20/11
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Nudist indirect expression legend

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Floppy domesticated abode

is she White

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut

yes why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Bearded iridescent library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804868)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Floppy domesticated abode

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Odious nowag

get out now brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804899)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Magical wonderful bbw

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: vigorous senate friendly grandma

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: Cyan adventurous gas station regret



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: dun lodge coffee pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805300)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Outnumbered prole

prepare ur anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805306)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: White property black woman

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: topaz exciting whorehouse national security agency



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant Den Twinkling Uncleanness

LOL BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832930)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Jade Passionate Tank Alpha

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: Floppy domesticated abode



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Stirring main people point

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923266)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: self-absorbed school cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923991)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
Author: cracking shivering range trump supporter



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: Floppy domesticated abode



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Transparent Set

yourfukked

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: bipolar comical state

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006197)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: nofapping razzle hall persian

http://compare.ebay.com/like/150386529967?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar

Gotta hand this round to the Euros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Turquoise incel factory reset button

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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
Author: shaky plaza



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: impressive racy sweet tailpipe preventive strike



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Light Church Building

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: House-broken appetizing kitty garrison

use your cock head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804814)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Old Irish Cottage

*masturbating furiously*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: Motley Copper Hairy Legs Theater Stage

tcr

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: topaz exciting whorehouse national security agency

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804859)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Vengeful mind-boggling meetinghouse quadroon

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Talented Misanthropic Depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804863)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Tripping Skinny Woman

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Bearded iridescent library



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered prole

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: rebellious henna shrine windowlicker

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Light Church Building

POTT

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: opaque boyish brunch gay wizard



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: provocative translucent locale blood rage

tyft

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: Puce razzmatazz university



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: Charismatic Honey-headed Azn Stead

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: cerebral rehab stock car

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Flickering mahogany area mexican



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: Supple Orange Sex Offender Parlour

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: unholy dog poop faggot firefighter



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004328)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Transparent Set

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: spectacular plum school cafeteria becky

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: burgundy violent headpube antidepressant drug



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: sinister underhanded dilemma

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: spectacular plum school cafeteria becky



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant Den Twinkling Uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073242)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Clear theatre

update plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut

We have broken up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Clear theatre

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Clear theatre

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: Charcoal concupiscible box office partner

Was this whole thing flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: Titillating step-uncle's house affirmative action

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Bearded iridescent library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004696)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut

Nice bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832902)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut

Alt flame is epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: sinister underhanded dilemma

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: sinister underhanded dilemma



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: buck-toothed metal temple juggernaut



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: vibrant blue indian lodge

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19134778)



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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: Big institution roast beef



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Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dragon sound barrier



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: histrionic dull principal's office shitlib

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19834745)