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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars....
razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles
  08/21/11
Fuck, are you flaming, fag? Does she live with you or wt...
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  08/21/11
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  08/21/11
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  08/21/11
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  08/25/11
We have broken up
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  08/25/11
was it because you got her poo on your hand
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  08/25/11
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  08/25/11
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  08/25/11
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  09/07/11
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Autistic Lake Rigor

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: pearly range wagecucks

is she White

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles

yes why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: galvanic grizzly fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804868)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: pearly range wagecucks

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Maniacal location

get out now brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804899)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Pungent Alcoholic Jew Space

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Doobsian obsidian affirmative action heaven

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: Shimmering dilemma



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: slimy clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805300)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: adulterous idea he suggested national

prepare ur anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805306)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible Low-t Ladyboy

epic selfpwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805318)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Principal's Office Antidepressant Drug



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control haunted graveyard library

LOL BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832930)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Irate hunting ground

TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: pearly range wagecucks



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Address

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923266)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: Exciting round eye point

lol just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923991)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
Author: garnet fighting whorehouse wrinkle



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: pearly range wagecucks



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: carmine base

yourfukked

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Boyish crotch

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006197)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: dead university

http://compare.ebay.com/like/150386529967?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar

Gotta hand this round to the Euros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling masturbator

lucky sob

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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
Author: Hateful Floppy Market Headpube



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: coral thirsty plaza pocket flask



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: bossy offensive mad cow disease menage

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: sinister thriller corn cake

use your cock head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804814)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: mildly autistic green idiot

*masturbating furiously*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: Razzle locus

tcr

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Principal's Office Antidepressant Drug

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804859)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: glittery bipolar forum karate

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Drab abode

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Sepia cerebral piazza puppy

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: galvanic grizzly fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: adulterous idea he suggested national

babby joyce enjoyed this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804877)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Opaque sound barrier

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: bossy offensive mad cow disease menage

POTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804926)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: mewling bawdyhouse toilet seat



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: electric poppy doctorate step-uncle's house

tyft

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: azure costumed station



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: Scarlet frisky native mental disorder

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Dashing smoky rehab scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: Effete Sneaky Criminal Home

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring hot generalized bond parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923935)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004328)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: carmine base

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: Gay crawly temple

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: aqua odious lodge cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005252)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine razzle-dazzle milk meetinghouse

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Gay crawly temple



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: Out-of-control haunted graveyard library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073242)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Vibrant Church Building Ape

update plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles

We have broken up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Vibrant Church Building Ape

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Vibrant Church Building Ape

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: cruel-hearted diverse stage dingle berry

Was this whole thing flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: Aromatic flatulent hominid feces

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: galvanic grizzly fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004696)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles

Nice bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832902)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles

Alt flame is epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Aquamarine razzle-dazzle milk meetinghouse

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine razzle-dazzle milk meetinghouse



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter fat ankles



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: Spectacular rebellious marketing idea shitlib

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19134778)



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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: Carnelian passionate institution dog poop



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Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM
Author: Frozen son of senegal police squad



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Date: January 15th, 2012 8:05 PM
Author: Cracking Sooty Brunch



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: nubile titillating internal respiration

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