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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars....
fiercely-loyal giraffe
  08/21/11
Fuck, are you flaming, fag? Does she live with you or wt...
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  08/21/11
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  08/21/11
is she White
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  08/21/11
update plz.
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  08/25/11
We have broken up
fiercely-loyal giraffe
  08/25/11
was it because you got her poo on your hand
violet school cafeteria circlehead
  08/25/11
Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass
fiercely-loyal giraffe
  08/25/11
oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.
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  08/25/11
Was this whole thing flame?
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Cowardly partner dog poop

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Big jap

is she White

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe

yes why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804868)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Big jap

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: translucent greedy newt becky

get out now brother

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: exciting gunner theater stage

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Grizzly pea-brained mood

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: Irradiated Sadistic Property



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: ivory soul-stirring laser beams

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Contagious Doobsian Institution New Version

prepare ur anus

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Jet Jew Ape

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: Stirring idiot garrison



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Clear Organic Girlfriend

LOL BROTHER

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Crimson excitant trust fund

TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: Big jap



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Apoplectic twinkling uncleanness candlestick maker

LOL just LOL

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: offensive hilarious stage

lol just lol

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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
Author: pearl forum



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: Big jap



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: maroon church building blood rage

yourfukked

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Cocky shrine

LOL

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: rusted gaming laptop

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Gotta hand this round to the Euros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: vibrant chapel stock car

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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac copper meetinghouse voyeur



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: dashing magenta abode immigrant



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Crusty brindle famous landscape painting

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: adulterous people who are hurt

use your cock head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804814)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: drunken cruise ship wrinkle

*masturbating furiously*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: diverse amethyst whorehouse travel guidebook

tcr

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Stirring idiot garrison

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: ruddy mother headpube

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Free-loading spot

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Laughsome fanboi

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Contagious Doobsian Institution New Version

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: chestnut degenerate sanctuary

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Crusty brindle famous landscape painting

POTT

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: carmine bat-shit-crazy location boiling water



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: aromatic casino main people

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: cerebral area codepig



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: Chrome razzle-dazzle parlour reading party

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: at-the-ready adventurous corner striped hyena

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: odious range love of her life



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: Citrine dilemma

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: glittery cerise rehab



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: maroon church building blood rage

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: indecent provocative site faggotry

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: ultramarine high-end address



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: Mentally impaired hospital

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: indecent provocative site faggotry



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: Clear Organic Girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073242)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria circlehead

update plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe

We have broken up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria circlehead

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria circlehead

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: erotic home

Was this whole thing flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: Floppy lake temple genital piercing

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004696)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe

Nice bump

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe

Alt flame is epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Mentally impaired hospital

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Mentally impaired hospital



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal giraffe



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: Appetizing chad kitty cat

WTF

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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible bossy elastic band



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Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM
Author: Fluffy theater



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: transparent tantric heaven selfie

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