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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars....
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Wine Abnormal Parlor Factory Reset Button

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Sienna offensive digit ratio tattoo

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Wine Abnormal Parlor Factory Reset Button

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: twisted opaque church building

is she White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804858)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Wine Abnormal Parlor Factory Reset Button

yes why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: naked snowy jewess double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804868)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: twisted opaque church building

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Contagious outnumbered personal credit line son of senegal

get out now brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804899)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Avocado dilemma filthpig

FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804957)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Thriller yellow locus generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805175)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: coiffed onyx piazza athletic conference



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Buff Irradiated Temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805300)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: disgusting scourge upon the earth depressive

prepare ur anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805306)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Bateful clear rigor main people

epic selfpwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805318)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: Indigo Razzle-dazzle Degenerate National



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Milky glittery state

LOL BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832930)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: provocative internet-worthy tank

TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832933)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: twisted opaque church building



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Sadistic center

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923266)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: Splenetic School

lol just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923991)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
Author: Charismatic Henna Community Account



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: twisted opaque church building



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: kink-friendly fragrant library fat ankles

yourfukked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004344)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Indecent Queen Of The Night

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006197)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: maize stead

http://compare.ebay.com/like/150386529967?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar

Gotta hand this round to the Euros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz principal's office

lucky sob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804796)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
Author: Cyan comical institution haunted graveyard



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: pale cowardly chapel pozpig



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed box office becky

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Pearly toaster theatre

use your cock head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804814)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: excitant up-to-no-good idiot weed whacker

*masturbating furiously*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: Territorial concupiscible candlestick maker abode

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004322)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Indigo Razzle-dazzle Degenerate National

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Wine Abnormal Parlor Factory Reset Button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804859)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: grizzly well-lubricated jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804862)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Green national security agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804863)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Passionate bespoke psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804867)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: naked snowy jewess double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804873)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: disgusting scourge upon the earth depressive

babby joyce enjoyed this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804877)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: saffron pistol den

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Buck-toothed beady-eyed box office becky

POTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804926)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: ungodly brass set windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804943)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: impertinent public bath affirmative action

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804964)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: Motley amethyst legal warrant



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: peach medicated pisswyrm

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: autistic brunch party of the first part

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Vivacious Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923261)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: dashing low-t faggot firefighter prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923927)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Appetizing lake garrison persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923935)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: Wine Abnormal Parlor Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004328)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: kink-friendly fragrant library fat ankles

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: salmon gas station alpha

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Bonkers milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005252)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: Arousing kitty

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: salmon gas station alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073170)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: Milky glittery state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073242)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: Wine Abnormal Parlor Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805277)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Flesh talented office

update plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Wine Abnormal Parlor Factory Reset Button

We have broken up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Flesh talented office

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: Wine Abnormal Parlor Factory Reset Button

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Flesh talented office

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: galvanic lavender sanctuary voyeur

Was this whole thing flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: idiotic elastic band selfie

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: naked snowy jewess double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004696)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Wine Abnormal Parlor Factory Reset Button

Nice bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832902)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: Wine Abnormal Parlor Factory Reset Button

Alt flame is epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Arousing kitty

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Arousing kitty



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Wine Abnormal Parlor Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19090265)



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: Hilarious location nowag

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19134778)



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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: Spectacular Corner



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Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM
Author: marvelous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19667891)



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Date: January 15th, 2012 8:05 PM
Author: 180 nofapping blood rage love of her life



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: costumed diverse lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19834745)