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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: milky galvanic toilet seat

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: nighttime black woman

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: milky galvanic toilet seat

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: plum motley boltzmann heaven

is she White

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: milky galvanic toilet seat

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Crimson Set

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: plum motley boltzmann heaven

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: 180 amethyst state

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Parlor

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Azure office psychic

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Purple Toaster

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: diverse erotic liquid oxygen ticket booth

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: milky galvanic toilet seat

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: Idiotic jewess principal's office

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Slate point

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Parlor

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: disturbing legal warrant

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Purple Toaster

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: irradiated hissy fit garrison

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: Floppy trailer park

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: milky galvanic toilet seat



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Azure office psychic

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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: chocolate tank

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: milky galvanic toilet seat



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: overrated sooty spot foreskin

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: milky galvanic toilet seat

We have broken up

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: overrated sooty spot foreskin

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: milky galvanic toilet seat

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: overrated sooty spot foreskin

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Crimson Set

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: milky galvanic toilet seat

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: milky galvanic toilet seat

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Avocado Dragon Piazza

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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
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