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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.
| Jet Bearded Idiot | 08/21/11 |
| cruel-hearted mewling address | 08/21/11 |
| Jet Bearded Idiot | 08/21/11 |
| rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine | 08/21/11 |
| Jet Bearded Idiot | 08/21/11 |
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| rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine | 09/07/11 |
| Irradiated private investor sweet tailpipe | 09/07/11 |
| umber principal's office cuckoldry | 09/07/11 |
| passionate whorehouse goal in life | 09/07/11 |
| rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine | 09/20/11 |
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| Godawful orchestra pit hissy fit | 09/20/11 |
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| Jet Bearded Idiot | 08/21/11 |
| indecent offensive garrison ladyboy | 08/25/11 |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM Author: Jet Bearded Idiot We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM Author: cruel-hearted mewling address Fuck, are you flaming, fag?
Does she live with you or wtf? |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM Author: Jet Bearded Idiot Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM Author: rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine is she White (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804858) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM Author: Jet Bearded Idiot yes why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM Author: house-broken charismatic lay cuck lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804868) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM Author: rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine LOL BROTHER JUST LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM Author: Comical aggressive organic girlfriend get out now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804899) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM Author: lavender locus FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804957) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM Author: Adventurous Giraffe Knife 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805175) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM Author: Crystalline newt selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805180) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM Author: claret philosopher-king french chef lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805300) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM Author: Talented clown ape prepare ur anus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805306) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy canary roast beef epic selfpwn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805318) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM Author: anal toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832895) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM Author: Citrine bull headed partner volcanic crater LOL BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832930) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM Author: aqua appetizing nursing home electric furnace TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832933) |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM Author: rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923254) |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM Author: Irradiated private investor sweet tailpipe LOL just LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923266) |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM Author: umber principal's office cuckoldry lol just lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923991) |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM Author: passionate whorehouse goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924055) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM Author: rose cerebral antidepressant drug dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004303) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM Author: aphrodisiac gas station mood yourfukked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004344) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM Author: Amethyst motley field wrinkle LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006197) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM Author: Contagious digit ratio http://compare.ebay.com/like/150386529967?var=lv<yp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar
Gotta hand this round to the Euros. |
Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM Author: slap-happy frozen voyeur persian lucky sob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804796) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM Author: razzmatazz fishy masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004998) |
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM Author: Judgmental Tank Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19212921) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM Author: Laughsome mother unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM Author: ocher maniacal mental disorder brunch use your cock head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804814) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM Author: Metal cruise ship legend *masturbating furiously* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM Author: Boyish hell tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004322) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM Author: anal toaster For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."
Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."
Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.
Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.
Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken. |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM Author: Jet Bearded Idiot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804859) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM Author: cracking smoky mad cow disease location 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804862) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM Author: beta area lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804863) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM Author: Arousing stage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804867) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM Author: house-broken charismatic lay cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804873) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM Author: Talented clown ape babby joyce enjoyed this post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804877) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM Author: Shivering menage goyim this may be the funniest post i've ever read (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM Author: Laughsome mother POTT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804926) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM Author: dashing depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804943) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM Author: cordovan misanthropic center black woman tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804964) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM Author: wonderful maroon forum skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804968) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM Author: spectacular very tactful liquid oxygen market "Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop" *round of applause* |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM Author: shimmering step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016) |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM Author: cocky abode stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923261) |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM Author: Chest-beating jew 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923927) |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM Author: talking national trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923935) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM Author: Jet Bearded Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004328) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM Author: aphrodisiac gas station mood wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM Author: curious demanding trump supporter best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM Author: shaky dark crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005252) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM Author: Godawful orchestra pit hissy fit *slow clap turning into roaring applause* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221) |
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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM Author: curious demanding trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073170) |
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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM Author: Citrine bull headed partner volcanic crater lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073242) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM Author: Jet Bearded Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805277) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM Author: indecent offensive garrison ladyboy update plz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM Author: Jet Bearded Idiot We have broken up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM Author: indecent offensive garrison ladyboy was it because you got her poo on your hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM Author: Jet Bearded Idiot Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM Author: indecent offensive garrison ladyboy oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931) |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM Author: flatulent avocado quadroon Was this whole thing flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048) |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM Author: Mahogany parlor generalized bond yea she just broke a fingernail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM Author: house-broken charismatic lay cuck lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004696) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM Author: Jet Bearded Idiot Nice bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832902) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM Author: Jet Bearded Idiot Alt flame is epic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM Author: Godawful orchestra pit hissy fit How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM Author: Godawful orchestra pit hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006194) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM Author: Jet Bearded Idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19090265) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM Author: grizzly bisexual senate WTF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19134778) |
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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM Author: soul-stirring self-absorbed pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19268870) |
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Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM Author: Ultramarine Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19667891) |
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Date: January 15th, 2012 8:05 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone business firm doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19783231) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM Author: Rebellious Tattoo Set . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19834745) |