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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal Field

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: glittery spruce wrinkle corner

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal Field

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: excitant digit ratio

is she White

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal Field

yes why

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: painfully honest hilarious mood

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: excitant digit ratio

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Autistic gay wizard

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Dashing Plaza Jewess

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic french chef idea he suggested

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: chest-beating submissive elastic band

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Gold Indian Lodge

prepare ur anus

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed sapphire church

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: Blathering ladyboy



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: lascivious kitchen

LOL BROTHER

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Ivory Mind-boggling Market Quadroon

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: charcoal twisted lay

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: Exciting headpube

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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Heady iridescent turdskin sex offender

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Purple at-the-ready degenerate whorehouse

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: Ruby stead

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed splenetic space preventive strike

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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: provocative sound barrier

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Know-it-all generalized bond

use your cock head

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: geriatric plum office

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: Marvelous Mustard Rigpig Giraffe

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Blathering ladyboy

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal Field

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital mediation

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: lemon appetizing library

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Cordovan Bat Shit Crazy Cruise Ship

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: painfully honest hilarious mood



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Gold Indian Lodge

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: primrose fiercely-loyal range

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: provocative sound barrier

POTT

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: crystalline wonderful faggotry roommate



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac boiling water philosopher-king

tyft

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: Aggressive Doctorate



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: razzle rose center

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: irradiated striped hyena

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: arousing internal respiration coffee pot



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: Coral Galvanic Principal's Office

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Wine business firm mother



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal Field



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Heady iridescent turdskin sex offender

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: mahogany stock car halford

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Supple bbw pozpig



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: crimson place of business

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: mahogany stock car halford



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: lascivious kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073242)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal Field



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Charismatic trust fund

update plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal Field

We have broken up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Charismatic trust fund

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal Field

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Charismatic trust fund

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: concupiscible toilet seat rehab

Was this whole thing flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: adventurous gay goal in life hell

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: painfully honest hilarious mood

lol

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal Field

Nice bump

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal Field

Alt flame is epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: crimson place of business

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: crimson place of business



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Nubile Son Of Senegal Field



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: Vivacious box office

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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: Nudist red trump supporter university



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Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM
Author: diverse metal area chad



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Author: Magical rebellious theatre cumskin



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: violent stimulating goyim main people

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