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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars....
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  08/21/11
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  08/21/11
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  08/25/11
We have broken up
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  08/25/11
was it because you got her poo on your hand
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  08/25/11
Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass
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  08/25/11
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Big ivory multi-billionaire orchestra pit

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: thirsty area

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Big ivory multi-billionaire orchestra pit

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Tantric awkward university jewess

is she White

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804858)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Big ivory multi-billionaire orchestra pit

yes why

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Hilarious locale sex offender

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804868)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Tantric awkward university jewess

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Bisexual peach milk abode

get out now brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804899)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: glittery native

FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKK

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804957)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: bateful fluffy patrolman

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805175)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: Citrine Racy Round Eye Space



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring rebellious karate

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805300)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: purple titillating trailer park doctorate

prepare ur anus

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805306)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Dull abnormal stead dopamine

epic selfpwn

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: hideous fanboi community account



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Tan Generalized Bond Legal Warrant

LOL BROTHER

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832930)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: bipolar resort

TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832933)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: Tantric awkward university jewess



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Stimulating flirting house faggot firefighter

LOL just LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923266)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: jade box office

lol just lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923991)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser field



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: Tantric awkward university jewess



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: diverse glassy immigrant

yourfukked

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004344)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Mustard Exciting Trump Supporter

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006197)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: Charismatic station

http://compare.ebay.com/like/150386529967?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar

Gotta hand this round to the Euros.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: slimy impressive yarmulke

lucky sob

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804796)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
Author: Dashing garrison death wish



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Saffron Frisky Toaster



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: crystalline internet-worthy goyim

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Vivacious den marketing idea

use your cock head

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804814)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Obsidian cerebral pervert

*masturbating furiously*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: hateful violet shitlib

tcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004322)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: hideous fanboi community account

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Big ivory multi-billionaire orchestra pit

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804859)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: pearly adventurous whorehouse

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: mischievous claret national trust fund

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804863)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Spruce Telephone Location

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Hilarious locale sex offender



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: purple titillating trailer park doctorate

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804877)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Burgundy sticky goal in life theatre

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: crystalline internet-worthy goyim

POTT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804926)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: cheese-eating thriller stage



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: opaque aromatic crotch

tyft

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804964)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: 180 library internal respiration



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: violent fat ankles

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: grizzly provocative base

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: vermilion address roast beef



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: Vigorous drunken site personal credit line

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Spectacular boltzmann alpha



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: Big ivory multi-billionaire orchestra pit



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: diverse glassy immigrant

wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004348)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: Buff hell voyeur

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Pearl floppy step-uncle's house love of her life



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005252)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: greedy lodge

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Buff hell voyeur



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: Tan Generalized Bond Legal Warrant

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073242)



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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: ferengi



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Date: November 6th, 2026 5:53 AM
Author: Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense ( )

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#50236813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: Big ivory multi-billionaire orchestra pit



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Nofapping Point

update plz.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Big ivory multi-billionaire orchestra pit

We have broken up

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Nofapping Point

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: Big ivory multi-billionaire orchestra pit

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Nofapping Point

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: zombie-like useless mediation blood rage

Was this whole thing flame?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: nighttime circlehead

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Hilarious locale sex offender

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004696)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Big ivory multi-billionaire orchestra pit

Nice bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832902)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: Big ivory multi-billionaire orchestra pit

Alt flame is epic

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: greedy lodge

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: greedy lodge



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Big ivory multi-billionaire orchestra pit



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: Ebony Mildly Autistic Locus

WTF

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Author: clear electric spot



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Author: azure office



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac amber home regret

.

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Author: Historical American (SQQQ)



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