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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater crotch

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: sienna magical shitlib university

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater crotch

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: orchid aphrodisiac casino chad

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater crotch

yes why

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Slate abnormal hospital jap

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle water buffalo mother

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater crotch

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: aggressive bistre indirect expression

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: Electric zippy native

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: salmon wrinkle

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating hominid philosopher-king



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater crotch



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: thriller shrine

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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: floppy jet persian giraffe

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Iridescent Roast Beef



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: Ruddy Cuckoldry Brethren

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: floppy jet persian giraffe



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious Abusive Brunch Yarmulke

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater crotch



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken base

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater crotch

We have broken up

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken base

was it because you got her poo on your hand

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater crotch

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Vigorous house-broken base

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy khaki community account

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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: narrow-minded hot state mental disorder

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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Slate abnormal hospital jap

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater crotch

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater crotch

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Ruddy Cuckoldry Brethren

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Ruddy Cuckoldry Brethren



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater crotch



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: Violent Doctorate Abode

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Author: Unhinged Theater Stage

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