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Purity Club membership rules
| Yapping locale lettuce | 08/30/11 |
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| avocado vibrant idea he suggested lodge | 08/30/11 |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:52 PM Author: Yapping locale lettuce All people are born pure and are eligible for membership in the purity club until the occurrence of a Purity Loss Event (PLE).
A purity loss event is any sexual action involving direct stimulation of the sexual organs of one or more parties, including:
(a) vaginal intercourse (b) oral sex (c) anal
The only exception is for bros helping bros. An event meeting the above criteria will not be a purity loss event for the person performing a sexual action if and only if:
(a) the person was performing the action on somebody who was their bro; and (b) the intent of the person performing the action was solely to help the bro.
Some illustrations:
EXAMPLE A: Melvin sees John, his bro, in distress. He asks John if there is anything he can do to help, and John replies "yeah, tug my penis, bro". Melvin complies.
Has Melvin suffered a purity loss event? Not if his sole intent was to help John.
EXAMPLE B: Jose sees Armand, his bro, along with three strangers. Armand sees Jose and says "fuck us in the ass, bro". Jose complies and fucks all four people in the ass.
Jose has suffered a purity loss event because he had no privity of brohood with the three strangers. His intent to help them was irrelevant.
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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:36 AM Author: Slate Electric Furnace Laser Beams This is how the MPRE should be written. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908995) |
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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:37 AM Author: Yapping locale lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18909003) |
Date: August 30th, 2011 6:54 PM Author: avocado vibrant idea he suggested lodge Are children born with HIV considered pure? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872233) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:54 PM Author: Yapping locale lettuce yes
transmission of an STD is not of itself a purity loss event |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM Author: avocado vibrant idea he suggested lodge What about in cases of rape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872265) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM Author: Yapping locale lettuce rape would currently be classified as a purity loss event
we should probably discuss the policy implications of this at a future meeting |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM Author: Chrome bawdyhouse private investor what if Joe is bros with john and john is bros with jack but jack is not bros with Joe. Can Joe help out jack? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872266) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:59 PM Author: Yapping locale lettuce No, not without suffering a purity loss event. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872274) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:00 PM Author: adventurous giraffe reading party seems like board gays will be able to waltz into the purity club pretty easily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872282) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:01 PM Author: Yapping locale lettuce helping a bro out must be the SOLE intent. this is a narrow exception. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872287) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:00 PM Author: emerald messiness stock car Is birthrape a PLE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872284) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:01 PM Author: Yapping locale lettuce define (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872289) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:50 PM Author: emerald messiness stock car www.jezebel.com/5632689/what-is-birth-rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872562) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:46 PM Author: Yapping locale lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872529) |
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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:32 AM Author: Yapping locale lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908975) |
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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:34 AM Author: Misunderstood skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908984) |
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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:34 AM Author: plum seedy bbw so the "no homo" utterance is redundant i guess? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908987) |
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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:23 AM Author: Yapping locale lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986024) |
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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:24 AM Author: avocado vibrant idea he suggested lodge Bookmarked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986030) |
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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:25 AM Author: Yapping locale lettuce ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986032) |
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Date: October 5th, 2011 1:03 AM Author: 180 outnumbered market well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19105790) |
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Date: October 5th, 2011 2:16 AM Author: beady-eyed slippery rehab newt yes. very nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19106102) |
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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:54 PM Author: stirring karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110891) |
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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:53 PM Author: lavender resort 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110888) |
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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:00 PM Author: silver fanboi Is it at all possible to recover from a purity loss event, e.g., by becoming a secondary virgin?
Also, what if sexual events are limited to anal in His most righteous name? |
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Date: November 24th, 2011 11:23 PM Author: Yapping locale lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19436220) |