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Purity Club membership rules

All people are born pure and are eligible for membership in ...
yapping giraffe
  08/30/11
This is how the MPRE should be written.
Flesh public bath weed whacker
  09/05/11
...
yapping giraffe
  09/05/11
Are children born with HIV considered pure?
purple underhanded mother marketing idea
  08/30/11
yes transmission of an STD is not of itself a purity loss...
yapping giraffe
  08/30/11
What about in cases of rape?
purple underhanded mother marketing idea
  08/30/11
rape would currently be classified as a purity loss event ...
yapping giraffe
  08/30/11
what if Joe is bros with john and john is bros with jack but...
Fuchsia regret church
  08/30/11
No, not without suffering a purity loss event.
yapping giraffe
  08/30/11
seems like board gays will be able to waltz into the purity ...
Out-of-control Effete Cuck Milk
  08/30/11
helping a bro out must be the SOLE intent. this is a narrow ...
yapping giraffe
  08/30/11
Is birthrape a PLE?
Claret exciting house
  08/30/11
define
yapping giraffe
  08/30/11
www.jezebel.com/5632689/what-is-birth-rape
Claret exciting house
  08/30/11
...
yapping giraffe
  08/30/11
...
yapping giraffe
  09/05/11
...
cyan self-absorbed jew
  09/05/11
so the "no homo" utterance is redundant i guess?
Boyish elite pervert
  09/05/11
...
yapping giraffe
  09/17/11
Bookmarked.
purple underhanded mother marketing idea
  09/17/11
ty
yapping giraffe
  09/17/11
well done
Emerald university yarmulke
  10/05/11
yes. very nice
puce private investor
  10/05/11
...
gold rigpig sweet tailpipe
  10/05/11
180
Maroon Buck-toothed Faggot Firefighter
  10/05/11
Is it at all possible to recover from a purity loss event, e...
abnormal pearly dragon roommate
  10/05/11
...
yapping giraffe
  11/24/11


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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:52 PM
Author: yapping giraffe

All people are born pure and are eligible for membership in the purity club until the occurrence of a Purity Loss Event (PLE).

A purity loss event is any sexual action involving direct stimulation of the sexual organs of one or more parties, including:

(a) vaginal intercourse

(b) oral sex

(c) anal

The only exception is for bros helping bros. An event meeting the above criteria will not be a purity loss event for the person performing a sexual action if and only if:

(a) the person was performing the action on somebody who was their bro; and

(b) the intent of the person performing the action was solely to help the bro.

Some illustrations:

EXAMPLE A:

Melvin sees John, his bro, in distress. He asks John if there is anything he can do to help, and John replies "yeah, tug my penis, bro". Melvin complies.

Has Melvin suffered a purity loss event? Not if his sole intent was to help John.

EXAMPLE B:

Jose sees Armand, his bro, along with three strangers. Armand sees Jose and says "fuck us in the ass, bro". Jose complies and fucks all four people in the ass.

Jose has suffered a purity loss event because he had no privity of brohood with the three strangers. His intent to help them was irrelevant.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872217)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:36 AM
Author: Flesh public bath weed whacker

This is how the MPRE should be written.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908995)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: yapping giraffe



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18909003)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: purple underhanded mother marketing idea

Are children born with HIV considered pure?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872233)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: yapping giraffe

yes

transmission of an STD is not of itself a purity loss event

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872235)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: purple underhanded mother marketing idea

What about in cases of rape?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872265)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: yapping giraffe

rape would currently be classified as a purity loss event

we should probably discuss the policy implications of this at a future meeting

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872271)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia regret church

what if Joe is bros with john and john is bros with jack but jack is not bros with Joe. Can Joe help out jack?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872266)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:59 PM
Author: yapping giraffe

No, not without suffering a purity loss event.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872274)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control Effete Cuck Milk

seems like board gays will be able to waltz into the purity club pretty easily

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872282)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:01 PM
Author: yapping giraffe

helping a bro out must be the SOLE intent. this is a narrow exception.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872287)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:00 PM
Author: Claret exciting house

Is birthrape a PLE?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872284)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:01 PM
Author: yapping giraffe

define

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872289)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: Claret exciting house

www.jezebel.com/5632689/what-is-birth-rape

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872562)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: yapping giraffe



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872529)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: yapping giraffe



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908975)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:34 AM
Author: cyan self-absorbed jew



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908984)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:34 AM
Author: Boyish elite pervert

so the "no homo" utterance is redundant i guess?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908987)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:23 AM
Author: yapping giraffe



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986024)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:24 AM
Author: purple underhanded mother marketing idea

Bookmarked.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986030)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: yapping giraffe

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986032)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 1:03 AM
Author: Emerald university yarmulke

well done

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19105790)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 2:16 AM
Author: puce private investor

yes. very nice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19106102)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:54 PM
Author: gold rigpig sweet tailpipe



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110891)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:53 PM
Author: Maroon Buck-toothed Faggot Firefighter

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110888)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:00 PM
Author: abnormal pearly dragon roommate

Is it at all possible to recover from a purity loss event, e.g., by becoming a secondary virgin?

Also, what if sexual events are limited to anal in His most righteous name?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110928)



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Date: November 24th, 2011 11:23 PM
Author: yapping giraffe



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19436220)