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Purity Club membership rules

All people are born pure and are eligible for membership in ...
indigo round eye school
  08/30/11
This is how the MPRE should be written.
primrose kink-friendly messiness
  09/05/11
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indigo round eye school
  09/05/11
Are children born with HIV considered pure?
Bistre stimulating school cafeteria faggot firefighter
  08/30/11
yes transmission of an STD is not of itself a purity loss...
indigo round eye school
  08/30/11
What about in cases of rape?
Bistre stimulating school cafeteria faggot firefighter
  08/30/11
rape would currently be classified as a purity loss event ...
indigo round eye school
  08/30/11
what if Joe is bros with john and john is bros with jack but...
Wonderful Mint Sweet Tailpipe Legal Warrant
  08/30/11
No, not without suffering a purity loss event.
indigo round eye school
  08/30/11
seems like board gays will be able to waltz into the purity ...
multi-colored shimmering parlor partner
  08/30/11
helping a bro out must be the SOLE intent. this is a narrow ...
indigo round eye school
  08/30/11
Is birthrape a PLE?
vivacious nofapping toaster spot
  08/30/11
define
indigo round eye school
  08/30/11
www.jezebel.com/5632689/what-is-birth-rape
vivacious nofapping toaster spot
  08/30/11
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indigo round eye school
  08/30/11
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indigo round eye school
  09/05/11
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Razzle-dazzle range dingle berry
  09/05/11
so the "no homo" utterance is redundant i guess?
Judgmental wrinkle
  09/05/11
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indigo round eye school
  09/17/11
Bookmarked.
Bistre stimulating school cafeteria faggot firefighter
  09/17/11
ty
indigo round eye school
  09/17/11
well done
offensive boiling water
  10/05/11
yes. very nice
umber crotch
  10/05/11
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crimson nudist station
  10/05/11
180
thirsty diverse twinkling uncleanness
  10/05/11
Is it at all possible to recover from a purity loss event, e...
Lilac cerebral goal in life mental disorder
  10/05/11
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indigo round eye school
  11/24/11


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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:52 PM
Author: indigo round eye school

All people are born pure and are eligible for membership in the purity club until the occurrence of a Purity Loss Event (PLE).

A purity loss event is any sexual action involving direct stimulation of the sexual organs of one or more parties, including:

(a) vaginal intercourse

(b) oral sex

(c) anal

The only exception is for bros helping bros. An event meeting the above criteria will not be a purity loss event for the person performing a sexual action if and only if:

(a) the person was performing the action on somebody who was their bro; and

(b) the intent of the person performing the action was solely to help the bro.

Some illustrations:

EXAMPLE A:

Melvin sees John, his bro, in distress. He asks John if there is anything he can do to help, and John replies "yeah, tug my penis, bro". Melvin complies.

Has Melvin suffered a purity loss event? Not if his sole intent was to help John.

EXAMPLE B:

Jose sees Armand, his bro, along with three strangers. Armand sees Jose and says "fuck us in the ass, bro". Jose complies and fucks all four people in the ass.

Jose has suffered a purity loss event because he had no privity of brohood with the three strangers. His intent to help them was irrelevant.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872217)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:36 AM
Author: primrose kink-friendly messiness

This is how the MPRE should be written.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908995)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: indigo round eye school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18909003)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: Bistre stimulating school cafeteria faggot firefighter

Are children born with HIV considered pure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872233)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: indigo round eye school

yes

transmission of an STD is not of itself a purity loss event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872235)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: Bistre stimulating school cafeteria faggot firefighter

What about in cases of rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872265)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: indigo round eye school

rape would currently be classified as a purity loss event

we should probably discuss the policy implications of this at a future meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872271)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Mint Sweet Tailpipe Legal Warrant

what if Joe is bros with john and john is bros with jack but jack is not bros with Joe. Can Joe help out jack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872266)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:59 PM
Author: indigo round eye school

No, not without suffering a purity loss event.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872274)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:00 PM
Author: multi-colored shimmering parlor partner

seems like board gays will be able to waltz into the purity club pretty easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872282)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:01 PM
Author: indigo round eye school

helping a bro out must be the SOLE intent. this is a narrow exception.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872287)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:00 PM
Author: vivacious nofapping toaster spot

Is birthrape a PLE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872284)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:01 PM
Author: indigo round eye school

define

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872289)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: vivacious nofapping toaster spot

www.jezebel.com/5632689/what-is-birth-rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872562)



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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:46 PM
Author: indigo round eye school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872529)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: indigo round eye school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908975)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle range dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908984)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:34 AM
Author: Judgmental wrinkle

so the "no homo" utterance is redundant i guess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908987)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:23 AM
Author: indigo round eye school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986024)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:24 AM
Author: Bistre stimulating school cafeteria faggot firefighter

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986030)



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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:25 AM
Author: indigo round eye school

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986032)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 1:03 AM
Author: offensive boiling water

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19105790)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 2:16 AM
Author: umber crotch

yes. very nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19106102)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:54 PM
Author: crimson nudist station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110891)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:53 PM
Author: thirsty diverse twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110888)



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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:00 PM
Author: Lilac cerebral goal in life mental disorder

Is it at all possible to recover from a purity loss event, e.g., by becoming a secondary virgin?

Also, what if sexual events are limited to anal in His most righteous name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110928)



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Date: November 24th, 2011 11:23 PM
Author: indigo round eye school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19436220)