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Purity Club membership rules
| soul-stirring principal's office chad | 08/30/11 |
| Thriller Domesticated Dog Poop Whorehouse | 09/05/11 |
| soul-stirring principal's office chad | 09/05/11 |
| confused corner fat ankles | 08/30/11 |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:52 PM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad All people are born pure and are eligible for membership in the purity club until the occurrence of a Purity Loss Event (PLE).
A purity loss event is any sexual action involving direct stimulation of the sexual organs of one or more parties, including:
(a) vaginal intercourse (b) oral sex (c) anal
The only exception is for bros helping bros. An event meeting the above criteria will not be a purity loss event for the person performing a sexual action if and only if:
(a) the person was performing the action on somebody who was their bro; and (b) the intent of the person performing the action was solely to help the bro.
Some illustrations:
EXAMPLE A: Melvin sees John, his bro, in distress. He asks John if there is anything he can do to help, and John replies "yeah, tug my penis, bro". Melvin complies.
Has Melvin suffered a purity loss event? Not if his sole intent was to help John.
EXAMPLE B: Jose sees Armand, his bro, along with three strangers. Armand sees Jose and says "fuck us in the ass, bro". Jose complies and fucks all four people in the ass.
Jose has suffered a purity loss event because he had no privity of brohood with the three strangers. His intent to help them was irrelevant.
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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:36 AM Author: Thriller Domesticated Dog Poop Whorehouse This is how the MPRE should be written. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908995) |
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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:37 AM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18909003) |
Date: August 30th, 2011 6:54 PM Author: confused corner fat ankles Are children born with HIV considered pure? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872233) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:54 PM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad yes
transmission of an STD is not of itself a purity loss event |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM Author: confused corner fat ankles What about in cases of rape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872265) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad rape would currently be classified as a purity loss event
we should probably discuss the policy implications of this at a future meeting |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:58 PM Author: claret chapel dragon what if Joe is bros with john and john is bros with jack but jack is not bros with Joe. Can Joe help out jack? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872266) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 6:59 PM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad No, not without suffering a purity loss event. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872274) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:00 PM Author: Irradiated Faggot Firefighter Gaming Laptop seems like board gays will be able to waltz into the purity club pretty easily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872282) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:01 PM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad helping a bro out must be the SOLE intent. this is a narrow exception. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872287) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:00 PM Author: vigorous stag film Is birthrape a PLE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872284) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:01 PM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad define (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872289) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:50 PM Author: vigorous stag film www.jezebel.com/5632689/what-is-birth-rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872562) |
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Date: August 30th, 2011 7:46 PM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18872529) |
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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:32 AM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908975) |
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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:34 AM Author: boyish orange therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908984) |
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Date: September 5th, 2011 1:34 AM Author: laughsome plaza so the "no homo" utterance is redundant i guess? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18908987) |
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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:23 AM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986024) |
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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:24 AM Author: confused corner fat ankles Bookmarked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986030) |
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Date: September 17th, 2011 12:25 AM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#18986032) |
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Date: October 5th, 2011 1:03 AM Author: Trip Fanboi well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19105790) |
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Date: October 5th, 2011 2:16 AM Author: wonderful box office yes. very nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19106102) |
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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:54 PM Author: cowardly home son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110891) |
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Date: October 5th, 2011 9:53 PM Author: Anal Love Of Her Life Gay Wizard 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19110888) |
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Date: October 5th, 2011 10:00 PM Author: aphrodisiac slate twinkling uncleanness partner Is it at all possible to recover from a purity loss event, e.g., by becoming a secondary virgin?
Also, what if sexual events are limited to anal in His most righteous name? |
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Date: November 24th, 2011 11:23 PM Author: soul-stirring principal's office chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1746115&forum_id=2#19436220) |