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Is Taylor Swift our greatest living poet-philosopher?

Consider her latest album, Red. In it, she discourses on th...
Sapphire orchestra pit pisswyrm
  03/24/13
"She is both Socrates and Diotima, Dante's Beatrice and...
Mind-boggling cream center
  03/24/13
This is good. Where did you steal it from?
Spectacular Meetinghouse Private Investor
  03/25/13
I think he stole it from American Psycho, the book. I haven...
startled brass box office
  03/25/13
I was loosely parodying the Whitney Houston chapter for tone...
Sapphire orchestra pit pisswyrm
  03/26/13
180
Costumed Stage Goal In Life
  04/04/14
...
Charismatic electric furnace
  11/15/16
Who did she break up with this time?
Vivacious alpha locus
  03/24/13
all of her bfs dump her because she's a frigid dyke
Cerebral carnelian liquid oxygen
  03/24/13
lol have you seen the dudes she dates? Frigid dyke isn't th...
Sapphire orchestra pit pisswyrm
  03/24/13
What's the problem then?
Unhinged reading party internal respiration
  07/04/13
This is pure speculation of course but I'm going with roast ...
Clear histrionic hell generalized bond
  04/04/14
Talk to your kids about UGLY VAGINA
fantasy-prone passionate office voyeur
  04/04/14
yes brother, she was the first human being to genuinely unit...
Azure skinny woman
  03/24/13
That contribution can't be underestimated. She certainly ha...
Sapphire orchestra pit pisswyrm
  03/24/13
...
glittery shimmering lay shitlib
  03/24/13
lol what
talented philosopher-king national
  03/25/13
poetry and philo are mutually exclusive, hth
Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)
  03/25/13
Fuck off, Socrates. You couldn't even troll Thrasybulus wit...
Sapphire orchestra pit pisswyrm
  03/26/13
...
bateful jewess brunch
  07/04/13
I realize this is not serious, but she honestly is the most ...
Disgusting Puppy Indian Lodge
  03/25/13
She's not a talented songwriter. All of her songs fit the ba...
wild bossy volcanic crater abode
  03/26/13
hey guess what songwriter =/= lyricist
Concupiscible fear-inspiring temple depressive
  04/30/13
...
Concupiscible fear-inspiring temple depressive
  03/25/13
I see now that you are Estrada.
arousing maroon juggernaut patrolman
  03/25/13
bad read imo.
lurid anal narrative
  04/04/14
180
wonderful hairless mexican
  03/26/13
one hundred and eighty
Hyperventilating poppy newt athletic conference
  03/26/13
bump
Mind-boggling cream center
  04/13/13
op needs to do kendrick lamar's album
bearded sable cuckoldry
  04/13/13
...
Costumed Stage Goal In Life
  04/04/14
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpph8/is_taylor_...
Mind-boggling cream center
  05/05/13
easily
Well-lubricated Faggotry
  05/05/13
bump
Mind-boggling cream center
  06/29/13
much deserved 180
aphrodisiac dilemma
  06/29/13
...
Mind-boggling cream center
  07/03/13
have a good life, millenials
Indigo travel guidebook
  07/03/13
killself
electric crimson nowag native
  07/03/13
go away peter
domesticated blue cruise ship
  07/03/13
go away peter
domesticated blue cruise ship
  07/03/13
lol jewel pwns her in every way
Medicated sienna organic girlfriend mediation
  07/04/13
BAM! Blowjob from Taylor or Jewel. Who do you choose?
bateful jewess brunch
  07/04/13
that's a tough q probably jewel
Medicated sienna organic girlfriend mediation
  07/04/13
180
appetizing feces parlour
  12/26/13
180
Citrine library
  03/28/14
lana del rey hth
thirsty jap space
  03/28/14
Joanna Newsom or gtfo
slate ratface death wish
  04/04/14
...
Citrine library
  04/04/14
nice poast, man
indecent persian
  04/04/14
180 and "the deceptive audacity of REO Speedwagon"...
slate ratface death wish
  04/04/14
...
Diverse sweet tailpipe
  04/04/14
op is bob woodward pu right? pure scholarship
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...
Big point affirmative action
  04/04/14
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  10/01/15
Fuck me I love threads like these.
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  11/14/16
Just imagine Patrick Bateman going through this entire spiel...
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  11/15/16
S/T to Red may be the greatest 4-album compendium of emo lyr...
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  11/15/16
...
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  08/10/17
I could read these all day everyday
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Supple Rusted Toaster
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  01/01/21


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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:31 PM
Author: Sapphire orchestra pit pisswyrm

Consider her latest album, Red. In it, she discourses on the five traditional branches of philosophy: metaphysics ("Everything Has Changed"), epistemology ("I Knew You Were Trouble"), logic ("Begin Again"), aesthetics ("Sad Beautiful Tragic"), and ethics ("We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"). But she invigilates these categories ruthlessly in her opus on the futility of human action ("I Almost Do"), her paean to faith against reason ("State of Grace"), and her enigmatic Socratic dialogue on Western decline ("The Last Time", featuring Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol).

Just as Bob Dylan used his nasal whine to focus our moral attention on the everyday details of life, like race riots and police shootings, Taylor Swift uses her flinty, almost Canadian voice to assure us that her songs are trite morality plays, artifice based in part on a true story. Without either the utopian simplicity of The Eagles or the deceptive audacity of REO Speedwagon, she needs the mask of biographical incident to disguise the disturbing implications of her radical skepticism. Does she believe the world floats on the back of a turtle? Who knows? We'll have to wait for the Playboy interview.

Taylor Swift's artificiality is not unique in pop music. She plays America's fag hag, just as Justin Beiber plays an eternally molested child, right down to his milksop Christianity, and Nicki Minaj confirms every stereotype about transgendered prostitutes from Queens. These archetypes give us a means of confronting the confusion and despair of post-industrial life. We have strangled the last king with the entrails of the last priest, but we still want authority and we still want absolution. Enter Taylor Swift, herself innocent yet confessional, forgiving every deviance yet relentlessly preserving them for the record in surprisingly catchy tunes. She is both Socrates and Diotima, Dante's Beatrice and Milton's Uriel.

So, to answer the question which motivates this poast: is Taylor Swift our greatest living poet-philosopher? No, that's probably Michael Sandel.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873831)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cream center

"She is both Socrates and Diotima, Dante's Beatrice and Milton's Uriel."

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22875404)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Meetinghouse Private Investor

This is good. Where did you steal it from?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878953)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: startled brass box office

I think he stole it from American Psycho, the book. I haven't read the book in years but an entire chapter was written about Whitney Houston. I would be surprised if OP replaced Whitney Houston and Whitney Houston song's with Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift songs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878961)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Sapphire orchestra pit pisswyrm

I was loosely parodying the Whitney Houston chapter for tone, but it's not exactly the same.

Here's the chapter, btw.

http://www.whitney-fan.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=4434

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882086)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Costumed Stage Goal In Life

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25322967)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Charismatic electric furnace



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:33 PM
Author: Vivacious alpha locus

Who did she break up with this time?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873849)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Cerebral carnelian liquid oxygen

all of her bfs dump her because she's a frigid dyke

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873855)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:42 PM
Author: Sapphire orchestra pit pisswyrm

lol have you seen the dudes she dates? Frigid dyke isn't the problem.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873907)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Unhinged reading party internal respiration

What's the problem then?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543747)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: Clear histrionic hell generalized bond

This is pure speculation of course but I'm going with roast beef curtains.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321488)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: fantasy-prone passionate office voyeur

Talk to your kids about UGLY VAGINA

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321512)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:55 PM
Author: Azure skinny woman

yes brother, she was the first human being to genuinely unite analytic and continental philosophy. greatest SCHOLAR of our age!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873968)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 9:44 PM
Author: Sapphire orchestra pit pisswyrm

That contribution can't be underestimated. She certainly has been cucked enough times to qualify as a premier intellectual.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22875202)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: glittery shimmering lay shitlib



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:23 PM
Author: talented philosopher-king national

lol what

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878983)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:23 PM
Author: Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)

poetry and philo are mutually exclusive, hth

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878988)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Sapphire orchestra pit pisswyrm

Fuck off, Socrates. You couldn't even troll Thrasybulus without breathlessly quoting Aeschylus.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882072)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: bateful jewess brunch



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: Disgusting Puppy Indian Lodge

I realize this is not serious, but she honestly is the most talented song-writer/singer to come along in a long time. Some of the stuff she's done that is not even well known is pretty brilliant, e.g.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzJlpnBaJyw

She's still a very flawed person, but her talent is off the charts.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878995)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 8:28 AM
Author: wild bossy volcanic crater abode

She's not a talented songwriter. All of her songs fit the basic template of "rowdy rebellious teen" "wistful ex lover longing for *home*,"hopeful lover," and "nostalgic youth longing for even more youth." They're tropes in pop music that she and her team are clever enough to exploit. Doesn't make her a talented song writer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882297)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible fear-inspiring temple depressive

hey guess what songwriter =/= lyricist

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23110207)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible fear-inspiring temple depressive



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: arousing maroon juggernaut patrolman

I see now that you are Estrada.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22879054)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

bad read imo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25322525)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:17 AM
Author: wonderful hairless mexican

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882175)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 8:37 AM
Author: Hyperventilating poppy newt athletic conference

one hundred and eighty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882306)



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Date: April 13th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cream center

bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22988737)



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Date: April 13th, 2013 3:38 AM
Author: bearded sable cuckoldry

op needs to do kendrick lamar's album

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22988776)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Costumed Stage Goal In Life



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Date: May 5th, 2013 12:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cream center

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpph8/is_taylor_swift_our_greatest_living/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23137712)



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Date: May 5th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Faggotry

easily

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23137813)



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Date: June 29th, 2013 5:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cream center

bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23503332)



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Date: June 29th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma

much deserved 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23503409)



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cream center



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: Indigo travel guidebook

have a good life, millenials

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23528464)



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 12:31 AM
Author: electric crimson nowag native

killself

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Date: July 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: domesticated blue cruise ship

go away peter

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23541761)



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: domesticated blue cruise ship

go away peter

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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: Medicated sienna organic girlfriend mediation

lol jewel pwns her in every way

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543730)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: bateful jewess brunch

BAM! Blowjob from Taylor or Jewel. Who do you choose?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543737)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Medicated sienna organic girlfriend mediation

that's a tough q

probably jewel

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543981)



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Date: December 26th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: appetizing feces parlour

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#24716751)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Citrine library

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25277665)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: thirsty jap space

lana del rey hth

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25277687)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: slate ratface death wish

Joanna Newsom or gtfo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321472)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Citrine library



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: indecent persian

nice poast, man

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321486)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: slate ratface death wish

180 and "the deceptive audacity of REO Speedwagon" would be a great moniker.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321498)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Diverse sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 4th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

op is bob woodward pu right? pure scholarship

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25322523)



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Author: Big point affirmative action



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Date: October 1st, 2015 6:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz church famous landscape painting

Fuck me I love threads like these.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#28874117)



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Date: January 10th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Vigorous state



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: translucent adventurous stage national security agency

Just imagine Patrick Bateman going through this entire spiel while playing a "I Knew You Were Trouble", just before he brutally murders people. What I'm saying is it's time for an American Psycho remake.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#31913515)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: orchid heady dysfunction boiling water

S/T to Red may be the greatest 4-album compendium of emo lyricism of all time

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Date: January 1st, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Racy fuchsia business firm

Great insight into a mind of a psychopathic schizo, thanks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#41658323)