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Is Taylor Swift our greatest living poet-philosopher?

Consider her latest album, Red. In it, she discourses on th...
maniacal school degenerate
  03/24/13
"She is both Socrates and Diotima, Dante's Beatrice and...
Coiffed Saffron Nursing Home Cuck
  03/24/13
This is good. Where did you steal it from?
orange bbw
  03/25/13
I think he stole it from American Psycho, the book. I haven...
french comical knife
  03/25/13
I was loosely parodying the Whitney Houston chapter for tone...
maniacal school degenerate
  03/26/13
180
Concupiscible stubborn potus reading party
  04/04/14
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Seedy keepsake machete
  11/15/16
Who did she break up with this time?
Vigorous theater
  03/24/13
all of her bfs dump her because she's a frigid dyke
Razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house
  03/24/13
lol have you seen the dudes she dates? Frigid dyke isn't th...
maniacal school degenerate
  03/24/13
What's the problem then?
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  07/04/13
This is pure speculation of course but I'm going with roast ...
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  04/04/14
Talk to your kids about UGLY VAGINA
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  04/04/14
yes brother, she was the first human being to genuinely unit...
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  03/24/13
That contribution can't be underestimated. She certainly ha...
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  03/24/13
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  03/24/13
lol what
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  03/25/13
poetry and philo are mutually exclusive, hth
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  03/25/13
Fuck off, Socrates. You couldn't even troll Thrasybulus wit...
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  03/26/13
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  07/04/13
I realize this is not serious, but she honestly is the most ...
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  03/25/13
She's not a talented songwriter. All of her songs fit the ba...
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  03/26/13
hey guess what songwriter =/= lyricist
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mahogany rehab french chef
  03/25/13
I see now that you are Estrada.
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  03/25/13
bad read imo.
beady-eyed nofapping menage
  04/04/14
180
Provocative Water Buffalo
  03/26/13
one hundred and eighty
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  03/26/13
bump
Coiffed Saffron Nursing Home Cuck
  04/13/13
op needs to do kendrick lamar's album
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  04/04/14
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpph8/is_taylor_...
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  05/05/13
easily
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  05/05/13
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Coiffed Saffron Nursing Home Cuck
  06/29/13
much deserved 180
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  06/29/13
...
Coiffed Saffron Nursing Home Cuck
  07/03/13
have a good life, millenials
gaped goyim
  07/03/13
killself
multi-colored elastic band
  07/03/13
go away peter
Bat-shit-crazy tattoo theatre
  07/03/13
go away peter
Bat-shit-crazy tattoo theatre
  07/03/13
lol jewel pwns her in every way
godawful ape
  07/04/13
BAM! Blowjob from Taylor or Jewel. Who do you choose?
twinkling sneaky criminal depressive
  07/04/13
that's a tough q probably jewel
godawful ape
  07/04/13
180
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  12/26/13
180
Boyish glassy hall
  03/28/14
lana del rey hth
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  03/28/14
Joanna Newsom or gtfo
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  04/04/14
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Boyish glassy hall
  04/04/14
nice poast, man
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  04/04/14
180 and "the deceptive audacity of REO Speedwagon"...
Thriller Bright Institution
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op is bob woodward pu right? pure scholarship
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  09/12/15
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Just imagine Patrick Bateman going through this entire spiel...
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  11/15/16
S/T to Red may be the greatest 4-album compendium of emo lyr...
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  08/10/17
I could read these all day everyday
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  01/01/21


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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:31 PM
Author: maniacal school degenerate

Consider her latest album, Red. In it, she discourses on the five traditional branches of philosophy: metaphysics ("Everything Has Changed"), epistemology ("I Knew You Were Trouble"), logic ("Begin Again"), aesthetics ("Sad Beautiful Tragic"), and ethics ("We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"). But she invigilates these categories ruthlessly in her opus on the futility of human action ("I Almost Do"), her paean to faith against reason ("State of Grace"), and her enigmatic Socratic dialogue on Western decline ("The Last Time", featuring Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol).

Just as Bob Dylan used his nasal whine to focus our moral attention on the everyday details of life, like race riots and police shootings, Taylor Swift uses her flinty, almost Canadian voice to assure us that her songs are trite morality plays, artifice based in part on a true story. Without either the utopian simplicity of The Eagles or the deceptive audacity of REO Speedwagon, she needs the mask of biographical incident to disguise the disturbing implications of her radical skepticism. Does she believe the world floats on the back of a turtle? Who knows? We'll have to wait for the Playboy interview.

Taylor Swift's artificiality is not unique in pop music. She plays America's fag hag, just as Justin Beiber plays an eternally molested child, right down to his milksop Christianity, and Nicki Minaj confirms every stereotype about transgendered prostitutes from Queens. These archetypes give us a means of confronting the confusion and despair of post-industrial life. We have strangled the last king with the entrails of the last priest, but we still want authority and we still want absolution. Enter Taylor Swift, herself innocent yet confessional, forgiving every deviance yet relentlessly preserving them for the record in surprisingly catchy tunes. She is both Socrates and Diotima, Dante's Beatrice and Milton's Uriel.

So, to answer the question which motivates this poast: is Taylor Swift our greatest living poet-philosopher? No, that's probably Michael Sandel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873831)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Coiffed Saffron Nursing Home Cuck

"She is both Socrates and Diotima, Dante's Beatrice and Milton's Uriel."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22875404)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:15 PM
Author: orange bbw

This is good. Where did you steal it from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878953)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: french comical knife

I think he stole it from American Psycho, the book. I haven't read the book in years but an entire chapter was written about Whitney Houston. I would be surprised if OP replaced Whitney Houston and Whitney Houston song's with Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift songs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878961)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: maniacal school degenerate

I was loosely parodying the Whitney Houston chapter for tone, but it's not exactly the same.

Here's the chapter, btw.

http://www.whitney-fan.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=4434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882086)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible stubborn potus reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25322967)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Seedy keepsake machete



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:33 PM
Author: Vigorous theater

Who did she break up with this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873849)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house

all of her bfs dump her because she's a frigid dyke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873855)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:42 PM
Author: maniacal school degenerate

lol have you seen the dudes she dates? Frigid dyke isn't the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873907)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: lascivious indian lodge dopamine

What's the problem then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543747)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: Federal rambunctious boistinker ratface

This is pure speculation of course but I'm going with roast beef curtains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321488)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Histrionic half-breed cruise ship

Talk to your kids about UGLY VAGINA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321512)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:55 PM
Author: walnut site

yes brother, she was the first human being to genuinely unite analytic and continental philosophy. greatest SCHOLAR of our age!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873968)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 9:44 PM
Author: maniacal school degenerate

That contribution can't be underestimated. She certainly has been cucked enough times to qualify as a premier intellectual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22875202)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: frum community account



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:23 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Pale Home Preventive Strike

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878983)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:23 PM
Author: glittery organic girlfriend national

poetry and philo are mutually exclusive, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878988)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: maniacal school degenerate

Fuck off, Socrates. You couldn't even troll Thrasybulus without breathlessly quoting Aeschylus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882072)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: twinkling sneaky criminal depressive



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: Azure Insecure Candlestick Maker

I realize this is not serious, but she honestly is the most talented song-writer/singer to come along in a long time. Some of the stuff she's done that is not even well known is pretty brilliant, e.g.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzJlpnBaJyw

She's still a very flawed person, but her talent is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878995)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 8:28 AM
Author: tripping sticky center gay wizard

She's not a talented songwriter. All of her songs fit the basic template of "rowdy rebellious teen" "wistful ex lover longing for *home*,"hopeful lover," and "nostalgic youth longing for even more youth." They're tropes in pop music that she and her team are clever enough to exploit. Doesn't make her a talented song writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882297)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: mahogany rehab french chef

hey guess what songwriter =/= lyricist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23110207)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: mahogany rehab french chef



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Chrome marketing idea chapel

I see now that you are Estrada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22879054)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed nofapping menage

bad read imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25322525)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:17 AM
Author: Provocative Water Buffalo

180

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Date: March 26th, 2013 8:37 AM
Author: dark spectacular jew stock car

one hundred and eighty

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Date: April 13th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Coiffed Saffron Nursing Home Cuck

bump

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Date: April 13th, 2013 3:38 AM
Author: Unhinged Primrose Lodge

op needs to do kendrick lamar's album

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22988776)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible stubborn potus reading party



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Date: May 5th, 2013 12:17 PM
Author: Coiffed Saffron Nursing Home Cuck

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpph8/is_taylor_swift_our_greatest_living/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23137712)



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Date: May 5th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: fuchsia generalized bond church

easily

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Date: June 29th, 2013 5:12 PM
Author: Coiffed Saffron Nursing Home Cuck

bump

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Date: June 29th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Garrison Striped Hyena

much deserved 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23503409)



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Coiffed Saffron Nursing Home Cuck



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: gaped goyim

have a good life, millenials

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Date: July 3rd, 2013 12:31 AM
Author: multi-colored elastic band

killself

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Date: July 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy tattoo theatre

go away peter

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Date: July 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy tattoo theatre

go away peter

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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: godawful ape

lol jewel pwns her in every way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543730)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: twinkling sneaky criminal depressive

BAM! Blowjob from Taylor or Jewel. Who do you choose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543737)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: godawful ape

that's a tough q

probably jewel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543981)



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Date: December 26th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Carmine mind-boggling sex offender giraffe

180

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Date: March 28th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Boyish glassy hall

180

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Date: March 28th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Laughsome house

lana del rey hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25277687)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Thriller Bright Institution

Joanna Newsom or gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321472)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Boyish glassy hall



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe

nice poast, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321486)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Thriller Bright Institution

180 and "the deceptive audacity of REO Speedwagon" would be a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321498)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: wonderful affirmative action station



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Date: April 4th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed nofapping menage

op is bob woodward pu right? pure scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25322523)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Cerebral State Brethren



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Date: September 12th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Cobalt blathering internal respiration



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Date: October 1st, 2015 6:06 AM
Author: ultramarine pisswyrm electric furnace

Fuck me I love threads like these.

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Author: Learning Disabled Spruce Address



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: self-absorbed plum location multi-billionaire

Just imagine Patrick Bateman going through this entire spiel while playing a "I Knew You Were Trouble", just before he brutally murders people. What I'm saying is it's time for an American Psycho remake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#31913515)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Passionate drunken gaping orchestra pit

S/T to Red may be the greatest 4-album compendium of emo lyricism of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#31913586)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Passionate drunken gaping orchestra pit



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Erotic sandwich

I could read these all day everyday

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Date: January 1st, 2021 5:36 PM
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Date: January 1st, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Obsidian buck-toothed point

Great insight into a mind of a psychopathic schizo, thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#41658323)