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ITT: Poast pics of the ugliest girl you've banged
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:42 PM Author: cyan principal's office I'll start things off:
http://imgur.com/SJvXB2j |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: irradiated codepig is that girl called kathryn (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184061) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:50 PM Author: cyan principal's office no, why? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184085) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:57 PM Author: ungodly persian den if you know the name of the ugliest girl you've banged or otherwise know how to locate pics of her, you're doing life wrong (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184121) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:04 PM Author: cyan principal's office lol, true. sadly, mine was a coworker. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184181) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:27 PM Author: heady useless brakes national u british? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184338) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:38 PM Author: cyan principal's office worked over there for awhile
edit: banged many an atrocious looking girl |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:14 PM Author: Motley gaping that's a pretty hot ugliest girl (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184897) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 7:57 AM Author: cyan principal's office lol, that must be a flattering pic, then. i was mercilessly ribbed for banging her at the time.
also, i've never really developed the ability to bang chicks i don't find at least somewhat attractive, so maybe that's why she seems a bit more palatable than you might expect. |
Date: March 13th, 2014 6:43 PM Author: buff trip area feces is the goal to post flattering pics or the worst one possible? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184031) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:44 PM Author: cyan principal's office Let's go with the most flattering pic of the girl (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184041) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: buff trip area feces ha. doesnt that leave too much to the imagination?
but i dont disagree with this method. we want to be charitable to ourselves. |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:49 PM Author: cyan principal's office brother, let's just say that any pic of the broads in question is ok. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184076) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: thriller spot hairy legs Craigslist chick, nay, whale. I deleted the shit out of those emails. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184054) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: duck-like swashbuckling party of the first part market lol i have fucked a legit beast. yours is actually hot in comparison. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184071) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:50 PM Author: cyan principal's office good god, you must've been very horny---describe how you met said beast. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184083) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:54 PM Author: duck-like swashbuckling party of the first part market on vacation in brazil, went out with buddy's local friends (one of whom was beast in question), got really fucked up and towards the end of the night, got up and kissed her out of the blue. as far as one night stands go it wasn't so bad. it wasn't like i was courting her or anything. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184104) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:56 PM Author: cyan principal's office sounds like a good time. it's fun being with ugly chicks sometimes because you can just demand shit you might think twice about with a girl you liked. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184114) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:03 PM Author: duck-like swashbuckling party of the first part market yeah and getting laid beats not getting laid. i don't regret it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184174) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:06 PM Author: cyan principal's office ofs, brother. i'd take a bj from an ugly chick over jerking off any day. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184205) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Lemon Aphrodisiac Roommate (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184926) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: fuchsia concupiscible locus haunted graveyard (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184346) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:54 PM Author: thriller spot hairy legs She's a solid 3.5, maybe 4.
I fucked a straight up 1.5 (no boils I could see as I squiggled sideways off of her mountainous body). |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: glassy offensive mother http://imgur.com/DdI17Uu
Met the girl on left at small town bar and smashed with no rubber. She is a big bitch, 5'9" 200 at least. Was disgusted with myself, but jerked off all the time thinking about how she squirted/or projectile pee peed all over my hotel bed.
Didn't call for 9 months. Then I had some work in her town for a few weeks and called her up again. I would go over to her apartment, eat my dinner that she'd made for me, and then take her into the bedroom, bend her over doggie and bust one while her 6 year old son watched cartoons in the next room. Rinse, repeat the next day. I wasn't worried because I would feel the NuvaRing while I fucked her. Of course I got her pregnant. I told her to get an abortion, but she wouldn't. God smiled on me and she miscarried.
I was so thankful, I introduced her to a towel head engineer who worked at Schlumberger and was only in the USA for a few months. He married the girl and I even wrote a letter to ICE on their behalf when then were giving him shit about the veracity of the marriage. I told them it was a union made in heaven. Last I knew, he took her and her kid and moved them out of that shit town. |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:24 PM Author: duck-like swashbuckling party of the first part market I'm more interested in that tooth. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184320) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Motley gaping looks pretty good to me (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184903) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: Lemon Aphrodisiac Roommate finally a story with a happy ending (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184920) |
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Date: March 24th, 2014 10:41 PM Author: sticky black masturbator personal credit line "God smiled on me and she miscarried" = 180 one of the best lines evar (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25254344) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:35 PM Author: fuchsia concupiscible locus haunted graveyard LOL you don't want to know brothers. Girls ITT look like 8s compared to my worst (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184395) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:47 PM Author: cyan principal's office i regret not sexing more ugly chicks. i feel like i left a lot of sexing opportunities go to waste. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184504) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:57 PM Author: fuchsia concupiscible locus haunted graveyard Some of my ugly chick sex experiences were so much fun that i didn't even have that feeling of post-ugly chick sex regret and disgust that usually sets in 15-20 seconds after cumming. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184560) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Disgusting titillating whorehouse pisswyrm cr no girl poasted so far is that horrible (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184526) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:35 PM Author: cyan principal's office that's just because you can't see the big british smile on my yellow-toothed honey. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184718) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Lemon Aphrodisiac Roommate lol jfc man (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184930) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:38 PM Author: slate center mental disorder http://imgur.com/eeKbgy1
actually not too bad, very enthusiastic but loath to do oral |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:39 PM Author: duck-like swashbuckling party of the first part market ok that's gross. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184437) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: slate center mental disorder i know it's sad she has a great body (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184450) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:42 PM Author: duck-like swashbuckling party of the first part market i would LITERALLY rather fuck the Furby she's holding (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184465) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: slate center mental disorder i like playing with her abs (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184541) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Lemon Aphrodisiac Roommate (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184936) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: cyan principal's office she refused to do oral? why? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184493) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: slate center mental disorder i know
i was surprised too
she like didn't get the memo |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:35 PM Author: iridescent rough-skinned range sex offender I know why, immediately when I looked. I romped with a girl with a similar tooth mouth (also a freckled redhead) and when she blew me, that pushed-back tooth scraped my dick like a lamprey. She's probably had dudes say something or just realized she couldn't fit a cock in without jabbing dudes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185017) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Disgusting titillating whorehouse pisswyrm she's not too bad at all. she'd be a solid 6-6.5 with a makeover -- better hair, clothes, makeup, etc. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184524) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: slate center mental disorder brother her face looks like something Death brought here in a suitcase (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184535) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:34 PM Author: cyan principal's office i'd probably fuck her (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184708) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:38 PM Author: cyan principal's office did she give up the ass? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184744) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: slate center mental disorder yeah (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184761) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:45 PM Author: cyan principal's office So she was ok with anal but not oral? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184767) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:48 PM Author: slate center mental disorder yeah something about gag reflex (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184785) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:50 PM Author: cyan principal's office lol, but no sphincter reflex, amirite? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184798) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:51 AM Author: Crusty abode And talked about an hour long encounter that ended with her "driver" calling her. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187153) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:45 PM Author: Crusty abode I don't remember exactly, I think $100 + $20 tip for blowing on her face (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185887) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:38 PM Author: duck-like swashbuckling party of the first part market That's mean. You realize your wife isn't pretty? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184741) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:41 PM Author: big charcoal box office You're right. Sorry fucklaw. But Tbch most people IRL rate my wife as either a 9 or a 10. People stop her all the time when we're out just to say how exquisite she is not flame (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184751) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:08 PM Author: Kink-friendly Factory Reset Button Organic Girlfriend your wife looks like a bajillion other half-beat 40ish black/mixed chicks who put $$$ and effort into their looks. in my city she is a dime a dozen. you are a good poster but you're also kind of a delusional old tool. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184866) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:56 PM Author: puce state shitlib bullshit. if we're being honest his wife is pretty fucking hot.
that said, i think fucklaw's wife is pretty good looking too and if it's a comparison between the two that's mostly just a matter of personal preference. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:33 AM Author: big charcoal box office Lol, DWade is just lucky that you don't chat up Gabrielle one night at the club amirite? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187647) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:34 PM Author: flirting high-end stain circlehead CR. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188249) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:14 PM Author: Histrionic half-breed she was big, two years out of undergrad, and a former crew chick. she was easily 200 lbs. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184893) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: lurid anal narrative http://imgur.com/F4njC5u (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184910) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: Motley gaping that's a good looking woman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184917) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:20 PM Author: puce state shitlib this is based only on her posting but i bet LR is amazing in bed. where has she been anyway? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184923) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:25 AM Author: dull domesticated locale dopamine cq (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187606) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:38 PM Author: Dun bat shit crazy puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185842) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:20 PM Author: puce state shitlib (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184921) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:26 PM Author: Lemon Aphrodisiac Roommate LOL JUST LOLLLLL (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184956) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:31 PM Author: puce state shitlib (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184988) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: judgmental point http://imgur.com/cs083Fe
She was friends with my slampiece "K" and when I stopped fucking "K" i wanted to show just how awesome I was by banging all her friends. So this one came to my frathouse on a completely unrelated trip because I was dealing adderall. One thing led to another and I was balls deep in her butthold. Honestly the best sexual performance I ever put on because I was drunk as fuck and did a bunch of various pills, I could barely feel it and had to put in a ton of effort to keep it up. |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:26 PM Author: cracking milky space omg (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184958) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:26 PM Author: puce state shitlib girls like that can be a ton of fun (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184961) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:28 PM Author: judgmental point she wouldn't stop texting me "hey wanna fuck" for like 2 weeks straight afterwards.
Only problem was that a bunch of my bros saw her leave the next day and wouldn't stop ragging me for it, or I probably would have done it again. |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: puce state shitlib i would've for sure. you can do a lot more shit with a willing participant like that than you can with a hot girl who thinks the fact she's even having sex with you is enough. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184999) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: judgmental point ok tbf i did sneak over to her house one more time but then I had to stop. People started asking questions and it got weird. Thank fuck I graduated at the end of that semester. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185005) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: iridescent rough-skinned range sex offender (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185033) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: flirting high-end stain circlehead CR. ugly girls are enthusiastic and willing. i've made ugmos eat my ass on ONSs. it's like having a free prostitute. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188261) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:27 PM Author: orchid odious water buffalo a full feldged, unmitigated 180 to u for "ugmos" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188575) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:28 PM Author: Adventurous clear stead gaming laptop "im good thanks" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185771) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:29 PM Author: Motley gaping nice (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184976) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: costumed brindle pocket flask forum I would fuck a chick like that. She looks crazy in the fun way. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185561) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: Vivacious Kitty Mood How long was she in transition? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187899) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:26 PM Author: Vigorous Cream Ceo Jap http://imgur.com/M7bbJdn (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184959) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:28 PM Author: Beta affirmative action son of senegal op said ugliest. this isn't a fantasy thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184967) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 10:43 PM Author: Slimy 180 temple pozpig Thanks (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185492) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Lemon Aphrodisiac Roommate LOL (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185732) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 8:39 AM Author: thriller spot hairy legs You blur ur face? Smart. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186975) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: razzmatazz old irish cottage (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187538) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Vivacious Kitty Mood (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188416) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:30 PM Author: Up-to-no-good philosopher-king http://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1958555_10201648105388745_235079177_n.jpg
2nd from the left |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:32 PM Author: judgmental point was she actually retarded or does she just look like a downie? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184991) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: Up-to-no-good philosopher-king sorta both. definitely very dumb, but a college grad (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185000) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:32 PM Author: Beta affirmative action son of senegal <><>WARNING: SHREWS AHEAD<><> (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184996) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:38 PM Author: Motley gaping she's kinda hot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185039) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:02 AM Author: vermilion native best one ITT so far
body not bad |
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Date: March 18th, 2014 2:26 PM Author: Brass senate any chance she went to a school in the midwest? She looks like a girl I fucked once. Met her while taking a piss outside the law school and fell in snow. She helped me up and gave me a couple cigs. I talked her into coming back to my place to smoke some dank weed. She talked to me about Eliot Smith . . . ironically she lived only a couple of blocks from my home. My roommate the next day gave me shit about it for a long time. He said based on her "screams" he thought I was brutally ass-fucking her. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25213793) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: nyuug 180 thread, OP. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185053) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:52 PM Author: spectacular wagecucks (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185153) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:35 AM Author: lurid anal narrative 180000000 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186160) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:39 AM Author: cerebral hyperventilating famous landscape painting coldplay fan 180 lbs (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186562) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 8:01 AM Author: cyan principal's office thank you, brother. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186902) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:19 AM Author: Fishy gaped ladyboy Dude!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbn6Wz-_Q8U |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:20 PM Author: Electric Cordovan Weed Whacker Field glad to see youre still alive brother (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188177) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Motley gaping http://i.imgur.com/nvUJHii.jpg (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185056) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:50 PM Author: Onyx Racy Depressive Roast Beef I fucked my fraternity brother's cousin who looked identical to this chick. In my defense, I drank a case of beer that night in exactly 6 hours. We had to drink a beer every 15 minutes until we passed out or finished.
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Kate+Micucci+eIC7mjRpQVum.jpg
The brunette with the huge nose. |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:55 PM Author: mint shivering clown (Rudolph) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185157) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: vibrant copper mexican (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185717) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Vigorous Cream Ceo Jap (Rudolph revealing another one of his 100 sockpuppets) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185731) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 10:05 PM Author: Passionate friendly grandma You have a really distasteful personality. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185228) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: aquamarine foreskin (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185638) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:36 AM Author: lurid anal narrative HOLY SHIT called out by CGM Rudolph officially done here |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:01 AM Author: Primrose church building wrinkle (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186491) |
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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Crimson hospital love of her life (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25193802) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:15 PM Author: sable associate school You are such a fucking loser and you do not even know why (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185685) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: spectacular wagecucks lol she is ugly as shit. wtf is wrong with you? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188394) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:52 PM Author: spectacular wagecucks lol even if i had a pic of her, you guys wouldnt believe me. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185142) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: costumed brindle pocket flask forum http://i.imgur.com/dNPB0vS.jpg
But I think she was even fatter when I fucked her. I brought her home to my dorm freshman year of college. Everybody on my floor saw her. There were white boards on the outside of our doors in our dorm. A guy wrote "__my_name___ went WHALING" on everybody's white board. I still get shit about this land beast. The guy who drove us home from that party always tells a story about her getting in his car and his suspension breaking. |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: spectacular wagecucks i can tell that i hate her just from that picture. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185595) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:16 PM Author: lavender confused halford (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185690) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:17 PM Author: Motley gaping she's not that big (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185696) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:23 PM Author: stimulating sepia rehab genital piercing did she put you in a headlock with those thighs? did it smell like a decomposing wino who aspirated to death on rancid velveeta? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185743) |
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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:31 PM Author: Adventurous clear stead gaming laptop why was this preferable to masturbating (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185789) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:37 AM Author: cerebral hyperventilating famous landscape painting coldplay fan Cant.
Imugr refuses to upload her pic
She's that hideous |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:40 AM Author: Bossy business firm crotch lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186461) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:39 AM Author: lavender confused halford I wonder how many of you losers are on girl's lists of ugliest guys they've slept with. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186460) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:45 AM Author: costumed brindle pocket flask forum Men aren't ugly. They are all 4s, 5s, or 6s. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186470) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: lavender confused halford Wishful thinking. And 4s are still the ugliest, relatively speaking. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186548) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:56 AM Author: cyan principal's office i did have one girl tell me i was the shortest guy she'd ever been with. i'm 5'11 so it just fed into my "fuck i wish i had just one more inch" complex. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187169) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:54 AM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter http://imgur.com/HopNq9l
black girl on right. gave fantastic head. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:02 AM Author: Primrose church building wrinkle also apparently horrific shitlib (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186493) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:04 AM Author: vermilion native seriously, who really puts that on their wall? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187496) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:31 AM Author: Haunting Comical Multi-billionaire (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186537) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter hooked up multiple times w/ girl on right. never banged though; just oral. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186549) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:35 AM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter also titty fucked (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186552) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:38 AM Author: Motley gaping she's cute (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187109) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:47 AM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter but black. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187137) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: razzmatazz old irish cottage She's not hideous (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187550) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:23 AM Author: big charcoal box office You still got her contact info, man? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187601) |
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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:30 AM Author: Bossy business firm crotch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25193810) |
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Date: April 10th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: self-absorbed wonderful hell ratface (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25359313) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:26 PM Author: bipolar becky shrine (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#27588677) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:49 AM Author: dull domesticated locale dopamine She actually looks pretty cute
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: flirting high-end stain circlehead I'd hit that sober, you fucking poser. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188248) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: spectacular wagecucks she looks cute. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188399) |
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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:10 AM Author: Adamo Tuti Yeah, that girl doesn't belong ITT man. She's a cutie. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25193726) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 8:54 AM Author: mind-boggling drunken lodge digit ratio http://imgur.com/PDLTst2
girl on the left |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:37 AM Author: cyan principal's office she looks like she's packing a few extra pounds but is one of those girls where the weight mysteriously never goes to her tits. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187106) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:37 AM Author: Motley gaping i like her (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187108) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:48 AM Author: cyan principal's office DESCRIBE the quality of sex with this broad (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187141) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:10 AM Author: mind-boggling drunken lodge digit ratio BACKGROUND: I met this girl my freshman year of college. We had a class together and we're assigned to work in a group. She was a year older than and seemed interested/flirty with me which I thought was awesome being as I was a freshman. At the end of the semester I saw her a party, we made out a little, and that was that.
I didn't run into her again for three years. By that time I was a senior and she was randomly in a class that I proctored an exam for. So she sees me, is all "hey! How's life" etc. At this point I'm not really thinking any kind of sexual thoughts, just catching up. Anyway one night she stops over and it is so obvious that she is DTF. Like wants the D right now. She's telling me about her favorite sex positions and ones she'd like to try.
now, after a successful freshman year on the sex with randos front, I made the mistake of girlfriending up. I was in a relationship for most of my soph/junior years, and when it ended I was very much of the mindset that I needed to make up for lost time. And here was this chick, so incredibly DTF. That night she gave me a fantastic blowjob. On her knees, enthusiastic, wet, swallowed it all.
fast forward a few weeks. For some reason I had to stay on campus an extra day at the start of thanksgiving break. Most of the campus had left already. But she was local and it turned out her cousin who ran in my very extended circle was having a party that night.
I go over to the party, we're chatting about whatever, and she goes to her cousin, hey can I use your computer for a second. He's like sure, and the second we're in his room she locks the door and says, "I need you to fuck me right now." She only took one pant leg off. Kept her shirt on. I fuck her right on the edge of this bros bed and cum inside her. Post-cum, She's like, "I've wanted that for years." I'm like, "damn this is gonna bring my stats down."
This is like 8 pm. A few hours later the party winds down and we go for round two. After that I left and never spoke to her in person again. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:12 AM Author: cyan principal's office good story, brother. sounds like she was craving your dick for years. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187245) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:36 AM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location Goddammit this makes me miss college. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187671) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: Haunting Comical Multi-billionaire So much this (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188193) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:45 PM Author: flirting high-end stain circlehead I'm with you up until you cum inside her. I'm all for rawdogging chicks, even on ONSs, but why on earth would you cum in a rando, especially if you haven't discussed BC? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188307) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: mind-boggling drunken lodge digit ratio Seriously? buzzed + horny, bro (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188398) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter moar pics of this 180 girl (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187352) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:02 AM Author: jade floppy school cafeteria looks cheerful. friendly face. Is she is a 10/10 personality? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187490) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:49 AM Author: costumed brindle pocket flask forum She looks chill (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187756) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:44 AM Author: charismatic burgundy filthpig http://i.imgur.com/4OE018V.jpg http://i.imgur.com/G9HCZA7.jpg
Not bad compared to some of you dudes, but I'm lucky enough to be a handsome bro. This girl had a great ass and was very sexual. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:45 AM Author: cyan principal's office Are we talking the one on the left or right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187405) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:10 AM Author: charismatic burgundy filthpig One on the right. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187527) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Hideous jewess If the one on the right, that's actually a pretty girl in the 7.5-8 range. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187414) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: cyan principal's office yeah, i'd have no complaints if it's the girl on the right.
is this julia? if so, play along---describe the ugliest dood you've been with. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Hideous jewess The "ugliest guy" I was ever with was actually an ex-bf who I loved very much, so I slept with him for many years, and his looks didn't really bother me. He wasn't objectively ugly, IMO -- maybe a 5-6. He was short ("5'6"), 135 lbs, with a wiry runner's build and lots of birthmarks, but a reasonably attractive face. I don't mind short or thin guys, so again, I was never turned off by him. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187493) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: Pearl appetizing tank LJL, what a manlet! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187541) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:15 AM Author: Hideous jewess Definitely a manlet with a Napoleon complex. Moneyed I-banker with a chip on his shoulder, too. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187545) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:33 AM Author: Pearl appetizing tank Oh yeah, I think I remember you poasting about him. Wasn't he like 10 years older than you? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187649) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Hideous jewess He was an old, yes. We were together for many years. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187659) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:15 AM Author: cyan principal's office 5'6"? How tall are you? Are you taller than he is?
Is he the dood who introduced you to the joys of anal? |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: Hideous jewess I'm "5'3.5", so he was taller. No. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:24 AM Author: cyan principal's office Huh, for some reason I though you'd be more like 5'6, 5'7.
If it's not too personal (and it's xo so I assume it's not), how much do you weigh? What's your take on what a 5'1 girl should weigh? |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:28 AM Author: Hideous jewess I weigh about 121 lbs right now.
A "5'1" girl should weigh about 105, give or take about 10% for very petite vs muscular builds (for a range of approx. 95-115 lbs).
The rule of thumb is that a woman of average build should weigh 100 lbs at "5'0", and that you add about 5 lbs for each additional inch in height. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:32 AM Author: cyan principal's office Thank you for that. Now I can go harass my fat ass wife and tell her to go hit the gym without feeling bad about it. (we started dating with her at 5'1 & 103 which has turned into 118 over the years).
What exercises do you recommend for her? Or should she just stop eating as much? |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Hideous jewess Diet is 80% of it. She should just focus on HIIT and weights, plus a diet of no more than 1200 cals/day. Frankly, she's so petite that 1000 cals/day (containing at least 80 grams of protein) would be more efficient.
This 1500+ cals/day bullshit is inefficient unless she's a marathon runner or has unusually high metabolic demands. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:46 AM Author: cyan principal's office That sounds pretty CR. I remember she used to really watch calories and would limit herself to 1200. She seemed to be fine at that level.
She's started a new job and she has to go out to dinners a lot more now and I think she's not as disciplined now as she was.
(btw, it's good to have you around for a female perspective on things.) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:38 AM Author: painfully honest property headpube Agree with this, though I think that 5 lb addition has to trend downward at some point, because a girl who is 150 lbs at 5'10 is gonna start to look awfully big. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187686) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:41 AM Author: Hideous jewess A woman who is "5'10" is damned big, period - and a rarity. Your point is taken, however, and is prob why tall model types tend to be so thin --- if they were of normal weight, they'd look like linebackers, given their height. It's difficult to look feminine unless very thin when a girl is that tall.
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:43 AM Author: painfully honest property headpube Agree with this 100%. I don't mind a little extra weight on a shorter girl, but taller girls have to be thin. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187713) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: opaque fighting corner A girl who is 5'8 should NOT weigh more than 115. 5'9 should be MAX 120. jfc do you guys even (short) models with your bottles? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188327) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:21 AM Author: razzmatazz old irish cottage Holy fuck 135 lbs!!! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187580) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: charismatic burgundy filthpig I'm not complaining, but she was definitely below average for me. Most of my prior gfs and my wife are probably legit 9s. Just meeting the thread requirements.
Edit: in my book this girl was a 6-7 at best btw |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Hideous jewess Pls post pics of one of these "9" exes or women you slept with. Legitimately curious. thnx. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187535) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:19 AM Author: charismatic burgundy filthpig I'll post just one, even though this will probably get doobs or some shithead to track me down and out me.
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: Hideous jewess Nice body, but her face is much worse than the girl you cite as your ugliest.
In fact, I'd say this girl is a legit butterface/ugly. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: razzmatazz old irish cottage Naw her buck teeth really fuck her though (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187591) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:24 AM Author: Hideous jewess The small/droopy eyes and dye job are bad, too.
She's prob a 7, overall, IMO.
Y'all may disagree, but to each his own. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:23 AM Author: charismatic burgundy filthpig You're right, her face looks kinda fucked up there. HOw about here?
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:25 AM Author: Hideous jewess Even worse. Just awful. Look at her fucking sharp-ass chin, tiny/beady eyes and buck teeth. (And this is coming from a chick with a relatively sharp jawline, herself).
The girl you cite as your ugliest is a beauty queen in comparison. You should be posting this witch-face as your ugliest, IMO. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: charismatic burgundy filthpig (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187613) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Hideous jewess Pretty. About an 8. Comparable (or slightly prettier than) to the girl you cite as your ugliest. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187625) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: charismatic burgundy filthpig Probably right. I've never really been great at ranking on a scale of 1-10 and I always feel like people overrate. I should not have said legit 9s in my first post, since beauty is much more subjective than that, for me at least. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187663) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: Hideous jewess It's wildly subjective, except for the extremes, IMO.
Most people can recognize that supermodels/beauty queens are very attractive in an objective sense (even if they find them less appealing subjectively). We can almost universally recognize the 3-4's and under. It's the 5-8 range that's wildly subjective. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:42 AM Author: charismatic burgundy filthpig Very true. I feel like it is probably even tougher to measure guys. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187703) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:25 AM Author: cyan principal's office yeah, i liked the face on the other girl better.
i'd happily fuck either, of course. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:30 AM Author: big charcoal box office (Julia, passively aggressively destroying yet another poaster) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187630) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:31 AM Author: Hideous jewess lol, no. he has posted two 8s and a 6.5. He's objectively doing well for himself - he just has his chick rankings backwards. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187635) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: charismatic burgundy filthpig ty
Since most of these broads are just random girls I fucked in college, you're not destroying my ego. I'd never post my wife like that crazy dude here who fucks all sorts of random black chicks. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:38 AM Author: Hideous jewess Cr. This should bolster your ego,esp. if they're just randos.
Most guys will never bang an 8, let alone two. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: big charcoal box office She's hot, but DESCRIBE dating an escort. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187665) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: cyan principal's office (guy who's clearly 6'+) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187537) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: charismatic burgundy filthpig Nah I'm barely 5'10". Sucks cause most of my IRL bros are 6'2"+. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187575) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: cyan principal's office i'm in the same boat. i'm 5'11 and all my friends seem to be over 6'1. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187614) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:15 AM Author: painfully honest property headpube surprising for a non-pumo to claim this (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187547) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:51 AM Author: cyan principal's office Okay, I think we should also start including a description of the sexing that went on, or other interesting details.
so, for my beast:
Fucked her several times over the course of 3 weeks. Her fun fact--refused to do doggy style the first time we were together (Thursday night after drinking at an office event). Said it wouldn't be "intimate" when I tried to flip her over.
I saw her at a party on Sat. (two days later) and fucked her in the ass. She didn't say a word about it. Apparently she got over the intimacy problem.
Also, she had an unshaven pussy.
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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter moar (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187451) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:02 AM Author: cyan principal's office she'd also done a MMF when she was a first year student at university. she rode some bi guy who was a friend of hers while he sucked some other dood's dick in the school library.
oh, and she started uni at 17. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:36 AM Author: cyan principal's office you may also find this interesting...
http://imgur.com/qfEJqWW |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:45 AM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location Really lovely snatch, thanks for sharing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187724) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: cyan principal's office no problem, brother. that's from a different redhead, though (i'm into readheads, as you can probably tell). (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187746) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location I've only had one strawberry blond, never a full red. I've tried so fucking hard and failed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187759) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:57 AM Author: cyan principal's office Brother, you're missing out. Weirdly, though, red hair on the head doesn't always ensure that you'll get a firecrotch, though.
Like the girl I posted above---she's a natural redhead but her bush was almost brunette. I was very disappointed as that was the main reason I wanted to fuck her.
Hang in there, brother. your time will come. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:59 AM Author: painfully honest property headpube I heard once that redheads love anal. Any truth to that? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187812) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: cyan principal's office Honestly, I've never met any girl who honestly seemed to enjoy it. All the girls I've done it with have sort of merely tolerated it.
Like an xo pumo I'm pretty big, so I think that screws things up. I had one girl who said she'd tried it and liked it in the past but I was too big to enjoy.
So I think I might be hoist on my retard, in that respect. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: painfully honest property headpube I've met girls who like it, but I'll admit I like girls on the sluttier end of the scale.
I dated one girl who said that by far her most intense orgasms were when she played with her clit while i fucked her up the ass. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: cyan principal's office See, know that's the kind of girl I should been dating all along. Instead I got married to a girl who let's me do it once every 3 or 4 months (and then she acts like she's doing me a huge favor, or something). (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187859) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:18 PM Author: painfully honest property headpube To be fair, she didn't like it too often because it was so intense and because she had to warm up her ass a bit. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187876) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:20 PM Author: cyan principal's office That's my problem---I've got no patience for the warmup. It's often not worth it, IME. Especially since my wife usually cries uncle after a couple of minutes anyway. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187884) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: cerise institution I found this interesting. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187787) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Pearl appetizing tank Her eyes remind me of: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mER4asanFAo/R65dJ24rvMI/AAAAAAAAAQo/XWNvmLC7Bjc/s200/200px-Milhouse_van_Houten_2.jpeg (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187657) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:10 PM Author: cyan principal's office lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187850) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:34 PM Author: cyan principal's office actually, i banged a girl who looked even more like that:
she's notable for throwing an absolute fit when she got some cum in her eye. walked around acting pissed the next morning. like our duke friend, she too was really into women's rights but didn't have a problem taking a cum shot to the face. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: flirting high-end stain circlehead the no eyebrows look is like an automatic -2. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188293) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: cyan principal's office that's the danger of being into fair-haired chicks. it's disconcerting when they don't have eyebrows. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25191439) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:56 AM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter in the spirit of sharing details on what went on http://imgur.com/HopNq9l
was with her multiple times in college. first time head was meh, but got insanely good later on. must be those big pouty lips. didnt let me nut in mouth but all her hands.
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:00 AM Author: cyan principal's office good stuff, brother. it's weird sometimes what girls will and won't do. you'd think swallowing would be pretty pro forma. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187478) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:02 AM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter really?? not in my experience. she "hated the taste of cum." but was down for titty fucking etc. most exciting part was finding and hooking up in public places of our dorm... that made even a standard hj exciting. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187488) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: cyan principal's office Maybe I've just gotten lucky but I've never had a girl refuse to swallow. Lol, I might also have too small of a sample size, though.
I have to admit I don't really get titty-fucking. My wife's got big breasts so I do it once or twice a year just because I feel like I should, but it doesn't really do anything for me. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:17 AM Author: painfully honest property headpube I once had a girl stop blowing me before I came and made her hold out her hands so that i could nut in them and watch her lick it up. Was pretty 180. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187556) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:25 AM Author: charismatic burgundy filthpig I facefucked this girl the first time we met and she threw cum up all over the slice of pizza I bought her later that night. Was totally 180.
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: cyan principal's office 1 fucking 80. you are living the dream, sir.
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:30 AM Author: painfully honest property headpube good stuff (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187633) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:28 AM Author: cyan principal's office that's pretty alpha. i don't think i'd care what she did with it after i came, though. i lose interest immediately. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187623) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:42 AM Author: cyan principal's office actually, i may have made a mistake. this is the ugliest girl i've banged:
went on a camping trip with some friends and she tagged along. fucked her in her tent. nothing really noteworthy except she wouldn't put my D in her mouth once it had been in her pussy and she sweat more than any girl i've ever met. like i think she might have had a glandular problem. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:43 AM Author: Hideous jewess That's more like it. She isn't exactly ugly, either -just plain faced/a 5. If this is your worst (and in addition you've fucked multiple 8s), you're def a stud of some kind. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187718) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: cyan principal's office lol, thanks but i'm not a stud, unfortunately. i'm not banging random hot chicks like it's NBD like that other poaster. I'm just a normal, inoffensive looking white dood with a reasonably decent job.
Just out of curiousity, how would you rate this girl:
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location I'd rate FUCK and keep her in my little black book for later. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187798) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: cyan principal's office lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187804) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:59 AM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location Did you fuck her? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187809) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: cyan principal's office yes i did, brother. didn't get up to anything really extraordinary, but she had a landing strip that was bright orange and it looked like it was fucking glowing. i loved it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187818) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location lol that' fucking hot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187820) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:05 PM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter rate her fucking technique. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188095) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:12 PM Author: cyan principal's office i rate her technique as a solid 168. she didn't do anything too crazy but she seemed to genuinely enjoy it when i got her on her hands and knees and ate her ass.
also, she had the pinkest labia i've ever seen. her box was the color of bubblegum---it was great. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: Diverse mischievous university dysfunction definitely lower than your worst (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187822) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:06 PM Author: cyan principal's office lol, i had literally forgotten about her. how bad is that? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187827) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:42 AM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location No strings attached, fuck and then leave.
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:44 AM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter was she good? looks like she'd be a freak. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187719) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location Yes. She fucked like someone who didn't know when she'd get another dick in her. She was my first Jew and I believe everything they say about them now. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187739) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter details pls. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187814) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:05 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location For starters she let me rawdog her which I LOVE. She'd do shit like put her hand on the base of my cock and ride just the tip, then slowly slide on further...then she'd go full throttle. She wanted to know when I was about to cum so she could hop off and drink it all. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187826) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:07 PM Author: cyan principal's office hopping off to swallow cum is a 180 move. i've yet to experience a girl doing that of her own volition. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187830) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:09 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location That's the thing I found about Jews is that they literally love the cock, it isn't an act. I think millenia of being exterminated every time they annoy their host country has bred a higher reproductive drive into the females. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187839) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:10 PM Author: magical gay cuckoldry 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187846) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:15 PM Author: cyan principal's office lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187862) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:03 PM Author: duck-like swashbuckling party of the first part market 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188085) |
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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: Adamo Tuti Wow, tyft (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25193717) |
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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: jade floppy school cafeteria genius above. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214225) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:33 PM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter moar pics. she seems 1-fucking-80. y not date? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187935) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location I got a GF not too long after who was much cuter. I was able to have my cake and eat it, too. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187946) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Haunting Comical Multi-billionaire (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188224) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: cyan principal's office good job, brother. i've not been with a jewess before---what's are they known for? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187815) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location They seem especially perverse. The ones I've fucked have treated my cock like some sort of reward to them...the best BJs etc. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187819) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: cyan principal's office makes me kind of regret growing up in the midwest. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187835) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:09 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location This was in the Midwest, brother. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187842) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: cyan principal's office i didn't really know all that many jews growing up, and the ones i did know were not really fuckable.
so i've yet to check off that box on my checklist. |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:23 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location I understand. I didn't meet any until I got to college. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187896) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:10 PM Author: magical gay cuckoldry Did Jew bitches in Auschwitz give blowjobs for the protein? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187852) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:42 PM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter im really digging this chick... whats the craziest shit she ever did? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187976) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location She actually had a friend visiting from another college one time and convinced her to three-up with me. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188020) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:45 AM Author: arousing fortuitous meteor casino geez. are those her parents? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187727) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location No idea (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187741) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:46 AM Author: painfully honest property headpube that girl has a pretty brutal face (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187732) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:49 AM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location I agree. Unlike most of the studs here, I'm not picky when it comes to NSA casual fucking. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187754) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location P.S.
This was the hottest Jew I fucked.
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:28 PM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter original pic! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188216) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location Phones didn't have cameras back when I was boning this broad. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188221) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:34 PM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter more pics pls. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188252) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location (doobs) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188257) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:31 PM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter pls dude. would love to fap to her. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188587) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:05 PM Author: Pearl appetizing tank Can't risk it, they're all lawshrews. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187825) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:09 PM Author: cyan principal's office Lawshrew's expertise focuses on complex cross-border finanacings, coupled with slobbering on Judas Jones' knob. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187843) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:14 PM Author: duck-like swashbuckling party of the first part market (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188133) |
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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: Bossy business firm crotch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25193858) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: flirting high-end stain circlehead REAL TALK: If you have never been so drunk or horny that you slept with an OGRE, then you haven't lived. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188230) |
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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: jade floppy school cafeteria facts. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214207) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: opaque fighting corner One girl, I still have saved in my phone for some reason but I never saved her name, I just saved her as the emoji horn. Idk her name.
But a law school girl might take the cake, though. She's not really bad looking, she just doesn't come across good in pictures. Probably an IRL 6? |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:32 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location tpiwwop (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188590) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 3:11 PM Author: opaque fighting corner I obviously cannot do that, brother. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188795) |
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Date: March 14th, 2014 3:12 PM Author: obsidian sweet tailpipe location I did it. So can you. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188802) |
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Date: March 18th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter reviving this 180 thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25213121) |
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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:14 PM Author: self-centered stag film dingle berry thread needs more pics. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214063) |
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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:31 PM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter agreed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214148) |
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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: cyan principal's office agreed, poasters need to man up and poast some pics. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214191) |
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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: cyan principal's office okay, if you bros aren't going to poast pics i'll absorb the shame and poasting another decidedly not-hot chick i've been with.
This was in high school and was the second girl I fucked. I was her first (for everything) and I was less than a gentleman with her. I saw years later and she had turned into a legit landbeast. |
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Date: March 18th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: demanding indian lodge faggot firefighter she looks cute. the gnd type - i.e., not fucking around in high school. was she any good in bed at least? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214679) |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: cyan principal's office you're right, she was very straight laced. she was fun insofar as she was <18 and everything was new for her (for eg., for the longest time she could not fit two fingers in her vag---it was just too tight and she would wince when I would try it).
her big downside was her almost complete indifference to all thing cock--she didn't really seem to get that she should be paying attention to it.
so now for the horrifying part (wherein the essential truth about girls and aging is revealed). this is her now:
horrifying, isn't it? |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:25 AM Author: razzle trump supporter which one (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25217916) |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:33 AM Author: cyan principal's office she's the monster on the right. that's what 10 years will do to a woman. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25217978) |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 2:04 AM Author: Snowy frozen address whose right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218333) |
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Date: March 24th, 2014 10:44 PM Author: Chocolate razzle-dazzle indirect expression stage OH GOD...H (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25254359) |
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Date: April 10th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: self-absorbed wonderful hell ratface (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25359455) |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:25 AM Author: aromatic purple juggernaut I finally fucked a 300 pounder last year. This is not the girl, but her body looked something like this
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2a5000f01277d68fb67897eb0160b94/tumblr_n2e8p9FnaZ1s10ilco1_500.jpg |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:32 AM Author: cyan principal's office serious q, not trying to offend, but how do you get it up? i honestly don't think i could perform. maybe if i were getting my dick sucked, i dunno.
and can you actual get any penetration, or does the fat inhibit that aspect? |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: aromatic purple juggernaut Fat chicks are my thing. I never have any problem getting it up for a fat chick, though generally I stay under 250 pounds.
Ease of penetration depends on a number of factors including the specific fat distribution pattern of the girl, the angle of approach, and others. Creativity can go a long way, no pun intended. As a gentleman I won't discuss this further. |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:59 AM Author: cyan principal's office Are you turned on by normal sized girls at all? Like if you couldn't bang a fatty you'd be happy banging someone under, say, 150? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218154) |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 1:00 AM Author: aromatic purple juggernaut I've gone as low as 135. I need the girl to either be plump or at least strongly suggest the possibility that she might one day become plump. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218164) |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 1:02 AM Author: cyan principal's office Do pregnant chicks turn you on? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218177) |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 1:04 AM Author: aromatic purple juggernaut if they're gaining weight elsewhere than their stomachs, yeah
pregnancy is a major producer of fat chicks. many women emerge from it with baby weight they'll never lose. I hope my future wife gains 20-40 pounds during pregnancy and keeps it on. |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 1:16 AM Author: cyan principal's office are girls ever offended when they realize you're into them because of what they might perceive as being a flaw? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218220) |
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Date: March 24th, 2014 10:41 PM Author: sticky black masturbator personal credit line one of the best threads... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25254342) |
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Date: April 10th, 2014 9:49 AM Author: cyan principal's office maybe we'll get some April contributions from poasters (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25359123) |
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Date: April 10th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: self-absorbed wonderful hell ratface (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25359464) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:37 PM Author: jade floppy school cafeteria pretty sure I can "win" this thread with 2 contributions. will report back later. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#27589073) |
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