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ITT: Poast pics of the ugliest girl you've banged

I'll start things off: http://imgur.com/SJvXB2j
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
is that girl called kathryn
alcoholic bipolar dopamine ape
  03/13/14
no, why?
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
if you know the name of the ugliest girl you've banged or ot...
sepia chest-beating cruise ship
  03/13/14
lol, true. sadly, mine was a coworker.
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
u british?
Pearly Garrison Incel
  03/13/14
worked over there for awhile edit: banged many an atroci...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
that's a pretty hot ugliest girl
Jade market
  03/13/14
lol, that must be a flattering pic, then. i was mercilessly...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
is the goal to post flattering pics or the worst one possibl...
Excitant flirting ticket booth psychic
  03/13/14
Let's go with the most flattering pic of the girl
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
ha. doesnt that leave too much to the imagination? but i ...
Excitant flirting ticket booth psychic
  03/13/14
brother, let's just say that any pic of the broads in questi...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
Craigslist chick, nay, whale. I deleted the shit out of tho...
flushed buck-toothed kitchen old irish cottage
  03/13/14
lol i have fucked a legit beast. yours is actually hot in co...
maroon property private investor
  03/13/14
good god, you must've been very horny---describe how you met...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
on vacation in brazil, went out with buddy's local friends (...
maroon property private investor
  03/13/14
sounds like a good time. it's fun being with ugly chicks so...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
yeah and getting laid beats not getting laid. i don't regret...
maroon property private investor
  03/13/14
ofs, brother. i'd take a bj from an ugly chick over jerking...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
...
High-end exhilarant gay wizard
  03/13/14
...
bearded diverse sex offender
  03/13/14
She's a solid 3.5, maybe 4. I fucked a straight up 1.5 ...
flushed buck-toothed kitchen old irish cottage
  03/13/14
...
bossy shrine
  03/13/14
looked like this https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Flag_Burn...
Haunting theatre
  03/31/15
http://imgur.com/DdI17Uu Met the girl on left at small to...
turquoise mad cow disease goyim
  03/13/14
I'm more interested in that tooth.
maroon property private investor
  03/13/14
...
sick soul-stirring hall
  03/13/14
Wow, I really enjoyed reading that.
lavender orchestra pit
  03/13/14
...
histrionic bright piazza
  03/13/14
...
passionate nofapping prole resort
  03/14/14
...
Shaky Travel Guidebook
  03/18/14
...
Unholy people who are hurt dilemma
  03/31/15
180
judgmental skinny woman national
  03/13/14
...
Lascivious pocket flask
  03/13/14
one of the most touching stories i've read here
Fragrant rusted reading party native
  03/13/14
...
Unholy people who are hurt dilemma
  03/31/15
looks pretty good to me
Jade market
  03/13/14
finally a story with a happy ending
High-end exhilarant gay wizard
  03/13/14
For everyone.
doobsian clear mad-dog skullcap
  03/13/14
*sheds a tear of happiness*
cowardly senate halford
  03/14/14
You are a good bro. 180
wonderful insanely creepy brethren
  03/14/14
good story brother
Stubborn faggotry queen of the night
  03/14/14
read the story before clicking the picture; looks better tha...
Floppy round eye
  03/19/14
"God smiled on me and she miscarried" = 180 one of...
lake striped hyena
  03/24/14
Fat? NuvaRing? OMG, it's... https://encyclopediadramatica...
Haunting theatre
  03/31/15
LOL you don't want to know brothers. Girls ITT look like 8s...
bearded diverse sex offender
  03/13/14
i regret not sexing more ugly chicks. i feel like i left a ...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
Some of my ugly chick sex experiences were so much fun that ...
bearded diverse sex offender
  03/13/14
180!
Free-loading locale
  03/14/14
Underrated
grizzly bawdyhouse
  03/14/14
cr no girl poasted so far is that horrible
judgmental skinny woman national
  03/13/14
that's just because you can't see the big british smile on m...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
lol jfc man
High-end exhilarant gay wizard
  03/13/14
http://imgur.com/eeKbgy1 actually not too bad, very enthu...
Aquamarine indecent crackhouse
  03/13/14
ok that's gross.
maroon property private investor
  03/13/14
i know it's sad she has a great body
Aquamarine indecent crackhouse
  03/13/14
i would LITERALLY rather fuck the Furby she's holding
maroon property private investor
  03/13/14
i like playing with her abs
Aquamarine indecent crackhouse
  03/13/14
...
High-end exhilarant gay wizard
  03/13/14
lol, let's see
charcoal racy spot
  03/13/14
...
Shaky Travel Guidebook
  03/18/14
Flame
Pearl Locus Boltzmann
  03/13/14
she refused to do oral? why?
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
i know i was surprised too she like didn't get the mem...
Aquamarine indecent crackhouse
  03/13/14
I know why, immediately when I looked. I romped with a girl...
Vibrant home degenerate
  03/13/14
she's not too bad at all. she'd be a solid 6-6.5 with a make...
judgmental skinny woman national
  03/13/14
brother her face looks like something Death brought here in ...
Aquamarine indecent crackhouse
  03/13/14
looks like Mask's sister
vigorous coiffed yarmulke
  03/13/14
...
High-end exhilarant gay wizard
  03/13/14
...
impertinent 180 kitty cat
  03/13/14
i'd probably fuck her
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
Twist: you slapped that diamond on her finger
chestnut coffee pot
  03/13/14
(guy who fucks a monkey)
Aquamarine indecent crackhouse
  03/13/14
harsh but fair
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
did she give up the ass?
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
yeah
Aquamarine indecent crackhouse
  03/13/14
So she was ok with anal but not oral?
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
yeah something about gag reflex
Aquamarine indecent crackhouse
  03/13/14
lol, but no sphincter reflex, amirite?
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/13/14
god wut a whore
High-end exhilarant gay wizard
  03/13/14
not bad at all
Jade market
  03/13/14
holy shit you fucked weird al
sick soul-stirring hall
  03/13/14
Bait & switch pro: Cameron Diaz in the pics but Camryn M...
khaki becky
  03/13/14
escort?
cracking demanding center
  03/13/14
Low iq schtick?
khaki becky
  03/13/14
you describe a chick with online pics showing up AT YOUR DOO...
cracking demanding center
  03/13/14
Wtf. One of you guys is a moran
chestnut coffee pot
  03/13/14
The inference wasn't necessary. He said pro.
flushed buck-toothed kitchen old irish cottage
  03/14/14
And talked about an hour long encounter that ended with her ...
khaki becky
  03/14/14
...
Stubborn faggotry queen of the night
  03/14/14
180 for dropping a camryn manheim reference
Hairraiser mother whorehouse
  03/13/14
...
Fragrant rusted reading party native
  03/13/14
how much did that cost
Jade market
  03/13/14
lolololol
High-end exhilarant gay wizard
  03/13/14
I don't remember exactly, I think $100 + $20 tip for blowing...
khaki becky
  03/13/14
You tip prostitutes? Today I learned
passionate nofapping prole resort
  03/14/14
*fucklaw posts a picture of his wife*
chestnut coffee pot
  03/13/14
That's mean. You realize your wife isn't pretty?
maroon property private investor
  03/13/14
You're right. Sorry fucklaw. But Tbch most people IRL rate ...
chestnut coffee pot
  03/13/14
your wife looks like a bajillion other half-beat 40ish black...
White trip fanboi
  03/13/14
WHAT CITY IS THAT NO DOOBS BUT I AM MOVING TO THAT CITY FOR...
Fragrant rusted reading party native
  03/13/14
seriously man out the town
Hairraiser mother whorehouse
  03/13/14
bullshit. if we're being honest his wife is pretty fucking h...
Brass institution
  03/13/14
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Fragrant rusted reading party native
  03/14/14
exquisite
sick soul-stirring hall
  03/13/14
Exquisite = good looking ape
sinister tanning salon
  03/14/14
Let's be honest: any white man with a job can fuck an ape l...
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
Lol, DWade is just lucky that you don't chat up Gabrielle on...
chestnut coffee pot
  03/14/14
LOL
crimson ceo
  04/10/14
http://magazine024.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/84-hot-blo...
Heady Well-lubricated Milk
  03/13/14
Um, that's my sister, wtf???? EDIT: Yeah, I fucked her to...
Mahogany patrolman
  03/13/14
lol @ me having a picture of her, or even remembering her na...
Flickering Theater
  03/13/14
...
bearded diverse sex offender
  03/14/14
Cr
sinister tanning salon
  03/14/14
CR.
Curious garnet location
  03/14/14
she was big, two years out of undergrad, and a former crew c...
Bonkers field corn cake
  03/13/14
http://imgur.com/F4njC5u
Fragrant rusted reading party native
  03/13/14
that's a good looking woman
Jade market
  03/13/14
this is based only on her posting but i bet LR is amazing in...
Brass institution
  03/13/14
cq
Haunting theatre
  03/14/14
...
Pearl Locus Boltzmann
  03/13/14
...
Brass institution
  03/13/14
LOL JUST LOLLLLL
High-end exhilarant gay wizard
  03/13/14
...
Brass institution
  03/13/14
http://imgur.com/cs083Fe She was friends with my slampiec...
Mentally impaired maniacal office water buffalo
  03/13/14
omg
Mahogany patrolman
  03/13/14
girls like that can be a ton of fun
Brass institution
  03/13/14
she wouldn't stop texting me "hey wanna fuck" for ...
Mentally impaired maniacal office water buffalo
  03/13/14
i would've for sure. you can do a lot more shit with a willi...
Brass institution
  03/13/14
ok tbf i did sneak over to her house one more time but then ...
Mentally impaired maniacal office water buffalo
  03/13/14
...
Vibrant home degenerate
  03/13/14
CR. ugly girls are enthusiastic and willing. i've made ugm...
Curious garnet location
  03/14/14
a full feldged, unmitigated 180 to u for "ugmos"
multi-colored school famous landscape painting
  03/14/14
"im good thanks"
cracking demanding center
  03/13/14
nice
Jade market
  03/13/14
I would fuck a chick like that. She looks crazy in the fun ...
Lilac useless brakes
  03/13/14
How long was she in transition?
wonderful insanely creepy brethren
  03/14/14
http://imgur.com/M7bbJdn
flatulent laser beams preventive strike
  03/13/14
op said ugliest. this isn't a fantasy thread.
sick soul-stirring hall
  03/13/14
Thanks
nighttime sound barrier box office
  03/13/14
LOL
High-end exhilarant gay wizard
  03/13/14
You blur ur face? Smart.
flushed buck-toothed kitchen old irish cottage
  03/14/14
...
sinister tanning salon
  03/14/14
...
wonderful insanely creepy brethren
  03/14/14
http://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1958555_1...
silver know-it-all principal's office hissy fit
  03/13/14
was she actually retarded or does she just look like a downi...
Mentally impaired maniacal office water buffalo
  03/13/14
sorta both. definitely very dumb, but a college grad
silver know-it-all principal's office hissy fit
  03/13/14
<><>WARNING: SHREWS AHEAD<><>
sick soul-stirring hall
  03/13/14
she's kinda hot
Jade market
  03/13/14
best one ITT so far body not bad
cowardly senate halford
  03/14/14
any chance she went to a school in the midwest? She looks li...
Mustard internet-worthy multi-billionaire
  03/18/14
180 thread, OP.
boyish legend
  03/13/14
...
aromatic range
  03/13/14
180000000
Fragrant rusted reading party native
  03/14/14
180 lbs
jet-lagged parlor haunted graveyard
  03/14/14
thank you, brother.
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
Dude! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbn6Wz-_Q8U
Burgundy mind-boggling faggot firefighter death wish
  03/14/14
glad to see youre still alive brother
Stubborn faggotry queen of the night
  03/14/14
http://i.imgur.com/nvUJHii.jpg
Jade market
  03/13/14
I fucked my fraternity brother's cousin who looked identical...
costumed stage
  03/13/14
(Rudolph)
impertinent 180 kitty cat
  03/13/14
...
Unholy people who are hurt dilemma
  03/13/14
(Rudolph revealing another one of his 100 sockpuppets)
flatulent laser beams preventive strike
  03/13/14
You have a really distasteful personality.
spectacular slimy trailer park quadroon
  03/13/14
...
Hairraiser mother whorehouse
  03/13/14
HOLY SHIT called out by CGM Rudolph officially done here
Fragrant rusted reading party native
  03/14/14
...
seedy aphrodisiac new version
  03/14/14
...
autistic lettuce space
  03/15/14
You are such a fucking loser and you do not even know why
Out-of-control masturbator
  03/13/14
lol she is ugly as shit. wtf is wrong with you?
aromatic range
  03/14/14
lol even if i had a pic of her, you guys wouldnt believe me.
aromatic range
  03/13/14
http://i.imgur.com/dNPB0vS.jpg But I think she was even f...
Lilac useless brakes
  03/13/14
i can tell that i hate her just from that picture.
aromatic range
  03/13/14
...
Hyperactive Corner
  03/13/14
she's not that big
Jade market
  03/13/14
did she put you in a headlock with those thighs? did it smel...
black athletic conference
  03/13/14
why was this preferable to masturbating
cracking demanding center
  03/13/14
Cant. Imugr refuses to upload her pic She's that hid...
jet-lagged parlor haunted graveyard
  03/14/14
lol
Free-loading locale
  03/14/14
I wonder how many of you losers are on girl's lists of uglie...
Hyperactive Corner
  03/14/14
Men aren't ugly. They are all 4s, 5s, or 6s.
Lilac useless brakes
  03/14/14
Wishful thinking. And 4s are still the ugliest, relatively s...
Hyperactive Corner
  03/14/14
i did have one girl tell me i was the shortest guy she'd eve...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
http://imgur.com/HopNq9l black girl on right. gave fanta...
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
also apparently horrific shitlib
seedy aphrodisiac new version
  03/14/14
seriously, who really puts that on their wall?
cowardly senate halford
  03/14/14
...
passionate nofapping prole resort
  03/14/14
hooked up multiple times w/ girl on right. never banged tho...
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
also titty fucked
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
she's cute
Jade market
  03/14/14
but black.
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
She's not hideous
sinister tanning salon
  03/14/14
You still got her contact info, man?
chestnut coffee pot
  03/14/14
...
Free-loading locale
  03/15/14
...
spruce sanctuary black woman
  04/10/14
...
Shaky Travel Guidebook
  03/31/15
She actually looks pretty cute
Haunting theatre
  03/14/14
I'd hit that sober, you fucking poser.
Curious garnet location
  03/14/14
she looks cute.
aromatic range
  03/14/14
Yeah, that girl doesn't belong ITT man. She's a cutie.
lavender orchestra pit
  03/15/14
http://imgur.com/PDLTst2 girl on the left
orange factory reset button
  03/14/14
she looks like she's packing a few extra pounds but is one o...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
i like her
Jade market
  03/14/14
DESCRIBE the quality of sex with this broad
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
BACKGROUND: I met this girl my freshman year of college. W...
orange factory reset button
  03/14/14
good story, brother. sounds like she was craving your dick ...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
Goddammit this makes me miss college.
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
So much this
passionate nofapping prole resort
  03/14/14
I'm with you up until you cum inside her. I'm all for rawdo...
Curious garnet location
  03/14/14
Seriously? buzzed + horny, bro
orange factory reset button
  03/14/14
moar pics of this 180 girl
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
looks cheerful. friendly face. Is she is a 10/10 personali...
walnut weed whacker
  03/14/14
She looks chill
Lilac useless brakes
  03/14/14
http://i.imgur.com/4OE018V.jpg http://i.imgur.com/G9HCZA7.j...
startled low-t forum
  03/14/14
Are we talking the one on the left or right?
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
One on the right.
startled low-t forum
  03/14/14
If the one on the right, that's actually a pretty girl in th...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
yeah, i'd have no complaints if it's the girl on the right. ...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
The "ugliest guy" I was ever with was actually an ...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
LJL, what a manlet!
Idiotic Balding Shitlib Jap
  03/14/14
Definitely a manlet with a Napoleon complex. Moneyed I-banke...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
Oh yeah, I think I remember you poasting about him. Wasn't ...
Idiotic Balding Shitlib Jap
  03/14/14
He was an old, yes. We were together for many years.
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
5'6"? How tall are you? Are you taller than he is? ...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
I'm "5'3.5", so he was taller. No.
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
Huh, for some reason I though you'd be more like 5'6, 5'7. ...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
I weigh about 121 lbs right now. A "5'1" girl s...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
Thank you for that. Now I can go harass my fat ass wife and...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
Diet is 80% of it. She should just focus on HIIT and weights...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
That sounds pretty CR. I remember she used to really watch ...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
Agree with this, though I think that 5 lb addition has to tr...
motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie
  03/14/14
A woman who is "5'10" is damned big, period - and...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
Agree with this 100%. I don't mind a little extra weight on...
motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie
  03/14/14
A girl who is 5'8 should NOT weigh more than 115. 5'9 should...
glittery avocado dysfunction site
  03/14/14
Holy fuck 135 lbs!!!
sinister tanning salon
  03/14/14
I'm not complaining, but she was definitely below average fo...
startled low-t forum
  03/14/14
Pls post pics of one of these "9" exes or women yo...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
I'll post just one, even though this will probably get doobs...
startled low-t forum
  03/14/14
Nice body, but her face is much worse than the girl you cite...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
Naw her buck teeth really fuck her though
sinister tanning salon
  03/14/14
The small/droopy eyes and dye job are bad, too. She's pr...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
You're right, her face looks kinda fucked up there. HOw abo...
startled low-t forum
  03/14/14
Even worse. Just awful. Look at her fucking sharp-ass chin, ...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
...
startled low-t forum
  03/14/14
Pretty. About an 8. Comparable (or slightly prettier than) t...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
Probably right. I've never really been great at ranking on ...
startled low-t forum
  03/14/14
It's wildly subjective, except for the extremes, IMO. Mos...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
Very true. I feel like it is probably even tougher to measu...
startled low-t forum
  03/14/14
yeah, i liked the face on the other girl better. i'd hap...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
(Julia, passively aggressively destroying yet another poaste...
chestnut coffee pot
  03/14/14
lol, no. he has posted two 8s and a 6.5. He's objectively do...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
ty Since most of these broads are just random girls I fuc...
startled low-t forum
  03/14/14
Cr. This should bolster your ego,esp. if they're just rando...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
She's hot, but DESCRIBE dating an escort.
chestnut coffee pot
  03/14/14
(guy who's clearly 6'+)
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
Nah I'm barely 5'10". Sucks cause most of my IRL bros ...
startled low-t forum
  03/14/14
i'm in the same boat. i'm 5'11 and all my friends seem to be...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
surprising for a non-pumo to claim this
motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie
  03/14/14
Okay, I think we should also start including a description o...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
moar
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
she'd also done a MMF when she was a first year student at u...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
you may also find this interesting... http://imgur.com/qf...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
Really lovely snatch, thanks for sharing.
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
no problem, brother. that's from a different redhead, thoug...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
I've only had one strawberry blond, never a full red. I've ...
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
Brother, you're missing out. Weirdly, though, red hair on t...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
I heard once that redheads love anal. Any truth to that?
motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie
  03/14/14
Honestly, I've never met any girl who honestly seemed to enj...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
I've met girls who like it, but I'll admit I like girls on t...
motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie
  03/14/14
See, know that's the kind of girl I should been dating all a...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
To be fair, she didn't like it too often because it was so i...
motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie
  03/14/14
That's my problem---I've got no patience for the warmup. It...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
I found this interesting.
salmon irradiated public bath
  03/14/14
Her eyes remind me of: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mER4asanFAo...
Idiotic Balding Shitlib Jap
  03/14/14
lol
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
actually, i banged a girl who looked even more like that: ...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
the no eyebrows look is like an automatic -2.
Curious garnet location
  03/14/14
that's the danger of being into fair-haired chicks. it's di...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
in the spirit of sharing details on what went on http://imgu...
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
good stuff, brother. it's weird sometimes what girls will an...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
really?? not in my experience. she "hated the taste of...
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
Maybe I've just gotten lucky but I've never had a girl refus...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
I once had a girl stop blowing me before I came and made her...
motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie
  03/14/14
I facefucked this girl the first time we met and she threw c...
startled low-t forum
  03/14/14
1 fucking 80. you are living the dream, sir.
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
good stuff
motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie
  03/14/14
that's pretty alpha. i don't think i'd care what she did wi...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
actually, i may have made a mistake. this is the ugliest gi...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
That's more like it. She isn't exactly ugly, either -just pl...
charismatic red den
  03/14/14
lol, thanks but i'm not a stud, unfortunately. i'm not bang...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
I'd rate FUCK and keep her in my little black book for later...
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
lol
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
Did you fuck her?
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
yes i did, brother. didn't get up to anything really extrao...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
lol that' fucking hot
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
rate her fucking technique.
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
i rate her technique as a solid 168. she didn't do anything...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
definitely lower than your worst
pea-brained bull headed love of her life
  03/14/14
lol, i had literally forgotten about her. how bad is that? ...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
No strings attached, fuck and then leave.
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
was she good? looks like she'd be a freak.
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
Yes. She fucked like someone who didn't know when she'd get...
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
details pls.
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
For starters she let me rawdog her which I LOVE. She'd do s...
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
hopping off to swallow cum is a 180 move. i've yet to exper...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
That's the thing I found about Jews is that they literally l...
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
180
hot plaza blood rage
  03/14/14
lol
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
180
maroon property private investor
  03/14/14
Wow, tyft
lavender orchestra pit
  03/15/14
genius above.
walnut weed whacker
  03/18/14
moar pics. she seems 1-fucking-80. y not date?
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
I got a GF not too long after who was much cuter. I was abl...
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
...
passionate nofapping prole resort
  03/14/14
good job, brother. i've not been with a jewess before---wha...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
They seem especially perverse. The ones I've fucked have tr...
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
makes me kind of regret growing up in the midwest.
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
This was in the Midwest, brother.
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
i didn't really know all that many jews growing up, and the ...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
I understand. I didn't meet any until I got to college.
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
Did Jew bitches in Auschwitz give blowjobs for the protein?
hot plaza blood rage
  03/14/14
im really digging this chick... whats the craziest shit she ...
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
She actually had a friend visiting from another college one ...
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
geez. are those her parents?
bossy shrine
  03/14/14
No idea
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
that girl has a pretty brutal face
motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie
  03/14/14
I agree. Unlike most of the studs here, I'm not picky when ...
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
why did u edit
bossy shrine
  03/14/14
I found a better pic lol
emerald church newt
  03/18/14
P.S. This was the hottest Jew I fucked.
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
original pic!
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
Phones didn't have cameras back when I was boning this broad...
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
more pics pls.
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
(doobs)
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
pls dude. would love to fap to her.
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/14/14
Can't risk it, they're all lawshrews.
Idiotic Balding Shitlib Jap
  03/14/14
Lawshrew's expertise focuses on complex cross-border finanac...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/14/14
...
maroon property private investor
  03/14/14
...
Free-loading locale
  03/15/14
REAL TALK: If you have never been so drunk or horny that yo...
Curious garnet location
  03/14/14
facts.
walnut weed whacker
  03/18/14
One girl, I still have saved in my phone for some reason but...
glittery avocado dysfunction site
  03/14/14
tpiwwop
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
I obviously cannot do that, brother.
glittery avocado dysfunction site
  03/14/14
I did it. So can you.
emerald church newt
  03/14/14
reviving this 180 thread.
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/18/14
thread needs more pics.
comical rebellious partner station
  03/18/14
agreed.
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/18/14
agreed, poasters need to man up and poast some pics.
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/18/14
okay, if you bros aren't going to poast pics i'll absorb the...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/18/14
she looks cute. the gnd type - i.e., not fucking around in ...
underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol
  03/18/14
you're right, she was very straight laced. she was fun inso...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/19/14
which one
Supple house-broken friendly grandma codepig
  03/19/14
she's the monster on the right. that's what 10 years will d...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/19/14
whose right?
Talented Olive Parlour
  03/19/14
OH GOD...H
Abnormal lime point doctorate
  03/24/14
...
spruce sanctuary black woman
  04/10/14
I finally fucked a 300 pounder last year. This is not the gi...
confused filthpig abode
  03/19/14
serious q, not trying to offend, but how do you get it up? ...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/19/14
Fat chicks are my thing. I never have any problem getting it...
confused filthpig abode
  03/19/14
Are you turned on by normal sized girls at all? Like if you...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/19/14
I've gone as low as 135. I need the girl to either be plump ...
confused filthpig abode
  03/19/14
Do pregnant chicks turn you on?
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/19/14
if they're gaining weight elsewhere than their stomachs, yea...
confused filthpig abode
  03/19/14
are girls ever offended when they realize you're into them b...
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  03/19/14
one of the best threads...
lake striped hyena
  03/24/14
maybe we'll get some April contributions from poasters
maize federal church building philosopher-king
  04/10/14
...
spruce sanctuary black woman
  04/10/14
pretty sure I can "win" this thread with 2 contrib...
walnut weed whacker
  03/31/15
...
twinkling galvanic nibblets
  01/02/21


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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

I'll start things off:

http://imgur.com/SJvXB2j

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184017)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: alcoholic bipolar dopamine ape

is that girl called kathryn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184061)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:50 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

no, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184085)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: sepia chest-beating cruise ship

if you know the name of the ugliest girl you've banged or otherwise know how to locate pics of her, you're doing life wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184121)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

lol, true. sadly, mine was a coworker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184181)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:27 PM
Author: Pearly Garrison Incel

u british?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184338)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

worked over there for awhile

edit: banged many an atrocious looking girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184420)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:14 PM
Author: Jade market

that's a pretty hot ugliest girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184897)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 7:57 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

lol, that must be a flattering pic, then. i was mercilessly ribbed for banging her at the time.

also, i've never really developed the ability to bang chicks i don't find at least somewhat attractive, so maybe that's why she seems a bit more palatable than you might expect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186892)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Excitant flirting ticket booth psychic

is the goal to post flattering pics or the worst one possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184031)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:44 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

Let's go with the most flattering pic of the girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184041)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Excitant flirting ticket booth psychic

ha. doesnt that leave too much to the imagination?

but i dont disagree with this method. we want to be charitable to ourselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184062)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:49 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

brother, let's just say that any pic of the broads in question is ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184076)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: flushed buck-toothed kitchen old irish cottage

Craigslist chick, nay, whale. I deleted the shit out of those emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184054)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: maroon property private investor

lol i have fucked a legit beast. yours is actually hot in comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184071)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:50 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

good god, you must've been very horny---describe how you met said beast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184083)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: maroon property private investor

on vacation in brazil, went out with buddy's local friends (one of whom was beast in question), got really fucked up and towards the end of the night, got up and kissed her out of the blue. as far as one night stands go it wasn't so bad. it wasn't like i was courting her or anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184104)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

sounds like a good time. it's fun being with ugly chicks sometimes because you can just demand shit you might think twice about with a girl you liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184114)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: maroon property private investor

yeah and getting laid beats not getting laid. i don't regret it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184174)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

ofs, brother. i'd take a bj from an ugly chick over jerking off any day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184205)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184926)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: bearded diverse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184346)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: flushed buck-toothed kitchen old irish cottage

She's a solid 3.5, maybe 4.

I fucked a straight up 1.5 (no boils I could see as I squiggled sideways off of her mountainous body).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184103)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: bossy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184122)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Haunting theatre

looked like this

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Flag_Burners#Ela_Thier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#27588504)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: turquoise mad cow disease goyim

http://imgur.com/DdI17Uu

Met the girl on left at small town bar and smashed with no rubber. She is a big bitch, 5'9" 200 at least. Was disgusted with myself, but jerked off all the time thinking about how she squirted/or projectile pee peed all over my hotel bed.

Didn't call for 9 months. Then I had some work in her town for a few weeks and called her up again. I would go over to her apartment, eat my dinner that she'd made for me, and then take her into the bedroom, bend her over doggie and bust one while her 6 year old son watched cartoons in the next room. Rinse, repeat the next day. I wasn't worried because I would feel the NuvaRing while I fucked her. Of course I got her pregnant. I told her to get an abortion, but she wouldn't. God smiled on me and she miscarried.

I was so thankful, I introduced her to a towel head engineer who worked at Schlumberger and was only in the USA for a few months. He married the girl and I even wrote a letter to ICE on their behalf when then were giving him shit about the veracity of the marriage. I told them it was a union made in heaven. Last I knew, he took her and her kid and moved them out of that shit town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184313)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:24 PM
Author: maroon property private investor

I'm more interested in that tooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184320)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: sick soul-stirring hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184904)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: lavender orchestra pit

Wow, I really enjoyed reading that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184357)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: histrionic bright piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184515)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: passionate nofapping prole resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188159)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Shaky Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214060)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Unholy people who are hurt dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#27589085)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: judgmental skinny woman national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184519)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Lascivious pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184539)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Fragrant rusted reading party native

one of the most touching stories i've read here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184891)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Unholy people who are hurt dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#27589086)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Jade market

looks pretty good to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184903)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant gay wizard

finally a story with a happy ending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184920)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: doobsian clear mad-dog skullcap

For everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185171)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:00 AM
Author: cowardly senate halford

*sheds a tear of happiness*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187477)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: wonderful insanely creepy brethren

You are a good bro. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187890)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Stubborn faggotry queen of the night

good story brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188118)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 3:04 AM
Author: Floppy round eye

read the story before clicking the picture; looks better than I expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218456)



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Date: March 24th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: lake striped hyena

"God smiled on me and she miscarried" = 180 one of the best lines evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25254344)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Haunting theatre

Fat? NuvaRing? OMG, it's...

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Miriam_Lazewatsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#27589016)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: bearded diverse sex offender

LOL you don't want to know brothers. Girls ITT look like 8s compared to my worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184395)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:47 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

i regret not sexing more ugly chicks. i feel like i left a lot of sexing opportunities go to waste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184504)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: bearded diverse sex offender

Some of my ugly chick sex experiences were so much fun that i didn't even have that feeling of post-ugly chick sex regret and disgust that usually sets in 15-20 seconds after cumming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184560)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:35 AM
Author: Free-loading locale

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186455)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:05 AM
Author: grizzly bawdyhouse

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187501)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: judgmental skinny woman national

cr no girl poasted so far is that horrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184526)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

that's just because you can't see the big british smile on my yellow-toothed honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184718)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant gay wizard

lol jfc man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184930)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine indecent crackhouse

http://imgur.com/eeKbgy1

actually not too bad, very enthusiastic but loath to do oral

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184428)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: maroon property private investor

ok that's gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184437)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine indecent crackhouse

i know it's sad she has a great body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184450)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: maroon property private investor

i would LITERALLY rather fuck the Furby she's holding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184465)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine indecent crackhouse

i like playing with her abs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184541)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184936)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: charcoal racy spot

lol, let's see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184473)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Shaky Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214061)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: Pearl Locus Boltzmann

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184468)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

she refused to do oral? why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184493)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine indecent crackhouse

i know

i was surprised too

she like didn't get the memo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184527)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: Vibrant home degenerate

I know why, immediately when I looked. I romped with a girl with a similar tooth mouth (also a freckled redhead) and when she blew me, that pushed-back tooth scraped my dick like a lamprey. She's probably had dudes say something or just realized she couldn't fit a cock in without jabbing dudes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185017)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: judgmental skinny woman national

she's not too bad at all. she'd be a solid 6-6.5 with a makeover -- better hair, clothes, makeup, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184524)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine indecent crackhouse

brother her face looks like something Death brought here in a suitcase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184535)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: vigorous coiffed yarmulke

looks like Mask's sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184771)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184937)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: impertinent 180 kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185022)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:34 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

i'd probably fuck her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184708)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: chestnut coffee pot

Twist: you slapped that diamond on her finger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184719)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine indecent crackhouse

(guy who fucks a monkey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184756)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: emerald church newt

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187567)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:38 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

did she give up the ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184744)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine indecent crackhouse

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184761)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:45 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

So she was ok with anal but not oral?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184767)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine indecent crackhouse

yeah something about gag reflex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184785)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

lol, but no sphincter reflex, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184798)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant gay wizard

god wut a whore



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184940)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Jade market

not bad at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184907)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: sick soul-stirring hall

holy shit you fucked weird al

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185180)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: khaki becky

Bait & switch pro: Cameron Diaz in the pics but Camryn Manheim at my door. Legit fat rolls, pimples on ass, busted face, but didn't complain when I went soft inside her, just gave up trying to get hard to fuck her, had her give me a longform blowjob on my raging semi for about 45 minutes, then jacked off with my balls on her face for 10 minutes and jizzed on her face despite only having a semi, right as her "driver" was calling her telling her to move her ass. Btw jizzing with a semi is really unsatisfying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184538)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: cracking demanding center

escort?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184542)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: khaki becky

Low iq schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184627)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: cracking demanding center

you describe a chick with online pics showing up AT YOUR DOOR to fuck you

i think i made a reasonable inference, fuckface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184633)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: chestnut coffee pot

Wtf. One of you guys is a moran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184753)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 8:40 AM
Author: flushed buck-toothed kitchen old irish cottage

The inference wasn't necessary. He said pro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186978)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:51 AM
Author: khaki becky

And talked about an hour long encounter that ended with her "driver" calling her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187153)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:14 PM
Author: Stubborn faggotry queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188137)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser mother whorehouse

180 for dropping a camryn manheim reference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184886)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Fragrant rusted reading party native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184914)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Jade market

how much did that cost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184913)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant gay wizard

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184946)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: khaki becky

I don't remember exactly, I think $100 + $20 tip for blowing on her face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185887)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: passionate nofapping prole resort

You tip prostitutes?

Today I learned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188178)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: chestnut coffee pot

*fucklaw posts a picture of his wife*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184729)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:38 PM
Author: maroon property private investor

That's mean. You realize your wife isn't pretty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184741)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: chestnut coffee pot

You're right. Sorry fucklaw. But Tbch most people IRL rate my wife as either a 9 or a 10. People stop her all the time when we're out just to say how exquisite she is not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184751)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: White trip fanboi

your wife looks like a bajillion other half-beat 40ish black/mixed chicks who put $$$ and effort into their looks. in my city she is a dime a dozen. you are a good poster but you're also kind of a delusional old tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184866)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:14 PM
Author: Fragrant rusted reading party native

WHAT CITY IS THAT

NO DOOBS BUT I AM MOVING TO THAT CITY FORTHWITH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184896)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser mother whorehouse

seriously man out the town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185002)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Brass institution

bullshit. if we're being honest his wife is pretty fucking hot.

that said, i think fucklaw's wife is pretty good looking too and if it's a comparison between the two that's mostly just a matter of personal preference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185166)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Fragrant rusted reading party native

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186153)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: sick soul-stirring hall

exquisite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184901)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:10 AM
Author: sinister tanning salon

Exquisite = good looking ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187528)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: emerald church newt

Let's be honest: any white man with a job can fuck an ape like the one you've married. You've apparently let the xoxo circle-jerk go to your head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187608)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: chestnut coffee pot

Lol, DWade is just lucky that you don't chat up Gabrielle one night at the club amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187647)



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Date: April 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: crimson ceo

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25359209)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: Heady Well-lubricated Milk

http://magazine024.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/84-hot-blonde-in-lingerie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184796)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Mahogany patrolman

Um, that's my sister, wtf????

EDIT: Yeah, I fucked her too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184938)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Flickering Theater

lol @ me having a picture of her, or even remembering her name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184875)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: bearded diverse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186982)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: sinister tanning salon

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187532)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Curious garnet location

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188249)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:14 PM
Author: Bonkers field corn cake

she was big, two years out of undergrad, and a former crew chick. she was easily 200 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184893)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Fragrant rusted reading party native

http://imgur.com/F4njC5u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184910)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Jade market

that's a good looking woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184917)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Brass institution

this is based only on her posting but i bet LR is amazing in bed. where has she been anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184923)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Haunting theatre

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187606)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Pearl Locus Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185842)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Brass institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184921)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant gay wizard

LOL JUST LOLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184956)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Brass institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184988)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Mentally impaired maniacal office water buffalo

http://imgur.com/cs083Fe

She was friends with my slampiece "K" and when I stopped fucking "K" i wanted to show just how awesome I was by banging all her friends. So this one came to my frathouse on a completely unrelated trip because I was dealing adderall. One thing led to another and I was balls deep in her butthold. Honestly the best sexual performance I ever put on because I was drunk as fuck and did a bunch of various pills, I could barely feel it and had to put in a ton of effort to keep it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184953)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Mahogany patrolman

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184958)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Brass institution

girls like that can be a ton of fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184961)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: Mentally impaired maniacal office water buffalo

she wouldn't stop texting me "hey wanna fuck" for like 2 weeks straight afterwards.

Only problem was that a bunch of my bros saw her leave the next day and wouldn't stop ragging me for it, or I probably would have done it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184968)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Brass institution

i would've for sure. you can do a lot more shit with a willing participant like that than you can with a hot girl who thinks the fact she's even having sex with you is enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184999)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Mentally impaired maniacal office water buffalo

ok tbf i did sneak over to her house one more time but then I had to stop. People started asking questions and it got weird. Thank fuck I graduated at the end of that semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185005)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Vibrant home degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185033)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Curious garnet location

CR. ugly girls are enthusiastic and willing. i've made ugmos eat my ass on ONSs. it's like having a free prostitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188261)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: multi-colored school famous landscape painting

a full feldged, unmitigated 180 to u for "ugmos"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188575)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: cracking demanding center

"im good thanks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185771)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Jade market

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184976)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Lilac useless brakes

I would fuck a chick like that. She looks crazy in the fun way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185561)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: wonderful insanely creepy brethren

How long was she in transition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187899)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: flatulent laser beams preventive strike

http://imgur.com/M7bbJdn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184959)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: sick soul-stirring hall

op said ugliest. this isn't a fantasy thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184967)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: nighttime sound barrier box office

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185492)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant gay wizard

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185732)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 8:39 AM
Author: flushed buck-toothed kitchen old irish cottage

You blur ur face? Smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186975)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: sinister tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187538)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: wonderful insanely creepy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188416)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: silver know-it-all principal's office hissy fit

http://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1958555_10201648105388745_235079177_n.jpg

2nd from the left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184980)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Mentally impaired maniacal office water buffalo

was she actually retarded or does she just look like a downie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184991)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: silver know-it-all principal's office hissy fit

sorta both. definitely very dumb, but a college grad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185000)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: sick soul-stirring hall

<><>WARNING: SHREWS AHEAD<><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25184996)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Jade market

she's kinda hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185039)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: cowardly senate halford

best one ITT so far

body not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187489)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Mustard internet-worthy multi-billionaire

any chance she went to a school in the midwest? She looks like a girl I fucked once. Met her while taking a piss outside the law school and fell in snow. She helped me up and gave me a couple cigs. I talked her into coming back to my place to smoke some dank weed. She talked to me about Eliot Smith . . . ironically she lived only a couple of blocks from my home. My roommate the next day gave me shit about it for a long time. He said based on her "screams" he thought I was brutally ass-fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25213793)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: boyish legend

180 thread, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185053)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: aromatic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185153)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Fragrant rusted reading party native

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186160)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: jet-lagged parlor haunted graveyard

180 lbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186562)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 8:01 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

thank you, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186902)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Burgundy mind-boggling faggot firefighter death wish

Dude!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbn6Wz-_Q8U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187572)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Stubborn faggotry queen of the night

glad to see youre still alive brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188177)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Jade market

http://i.imgur.com/nvUJHii.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185056)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: costumed stage

I fucked my fraternity brother's cousin who looked identical to this chick. In my defense, I drank a case of beer that night in exactly 6 hours. We had to drink a beer every 15 minutes until we passed out or finished.

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Kate+Micucci+eIC7mjRpQVum.jpg

The brunette with the huge nose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185134)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: impertinent 180 kitty cat

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185157)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Unholy people who are hurt dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185717)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: flatulent laser beams preventive strike

(Rudolph revealing another one of his 100 sockpuppets)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185731)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: spectacular slimy trailer park quadroon

You have a really distasteful personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185228)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser mother whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185638)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Fragrant rusted reading party native

HOLY SHIT called out by CGM

Rudolph officially done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186165)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: seedy aphrodisiac new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186491)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: autistic lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25193802)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Out-of-control masturbator

You are such a fucking loser and you do not even know why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185685)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: aromatic range

lol she is ugly as shit. wtf is wrong with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188394)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: aromatic range

lol even if i had a pic of her, you guys wouldnt believe me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185142)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Lilac useless brakes

http://i.imgur.com/dNPB0vS.jpg

But I think she was even fatter when I fucked her. I brought her home to my dorm freshman year of college. Everybody on my floor saw her. There were white boards on the outside of our doors in our dorm. A guy wrote "__my_name___ went WHALING" on everybody's white board. I still get shit about this land beast. The guy who drove us home from that party always tells a story about her getting in his car and his suspension breaking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185555)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: aromatic range

i can tell that i hate her just from that picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185595)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Hyperactive Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185690)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Jade market

she's not that big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185696)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: black athletic conference

did she put you in a headlock with those thighs? did it smell like a decomposing wino who aspirated to death on rancid velveeta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185743)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: cracking demanding center

why was this preferable to masturbating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25185789)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: jet-lagged parlor haunted graveyard

Cant.

Imugr refuses to upload her pic

She's that hideous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186170)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:40 AM
Author: Free-loading locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186461)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:39 AM
Author: Hyperactive Corner

I wonder how many of you losers are on girl's lists of ugliest guys they've slept with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186460)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:45 AM
Author: Lilac useless brakes

Men aren't ugly. They are all 4s, 5s, or 6s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186470)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Hyperactive Corner

Wishful thinking. And 4s are still the ugliest, relatively speaking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186548)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:56 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

i did have one girl tell me i was the shortest guy she'd ever been with. i'm 5'11 so it just fed into my "fuck i wish i had just one more inch" complex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187169)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

http://imgur.com/HopNq9l

black girl on right. gave fantastic head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186482)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: seedy aphrodisiac new version

also apparently horrific shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186493)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: cowardly senate halford

seriously, who really puts that on their wall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187496)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: passionate nofapping prole resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186537)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

hooked up multiple times w/ girl on right. never banged though; just oral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186549)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

also titty fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25186552)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:38 AM
Author: Jade market

she's cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187109)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:47 AM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

but black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187137)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: sinister tanning salon

She's not hideous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187550)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: chestnut coffee pot

You still got her contact info, man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187601)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Free-loading locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25193810)



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Date: April 10th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: spruce sanctuary black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25359313)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Shaky Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#27588677)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:49 AM
Author: Haunting theatre

She actually looks pretty cute



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187757)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Curious garnet location

I'd hit that sober, you fucking poser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188248)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: aromatic range

she looks cute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188399)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:10 AM
Author: lavender orchestra pit

Yeah, that girl doesn't belong ITT man. She's a cutie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25193726)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 8:54 AM
Author: orange factory reset button

http://imgur.com/PDLTst2

girl on the left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187005)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:37 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

she looks like she's packing a few extra pounds but is one of those girls where the weight mysteriously never goes to her tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187106)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:37 AM
Author: Jade market

i like her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187108)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

DESCRIBE the quality of sex with this broad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187141)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: orange factory reset button

BACKGROUND: I met this girl my freshman year of college. We had a class together and we're assigned to work in a group. She was a year older than and seemed interested/flirty with me which I thought was awesome being as I was a freshman. At the end of the semester I saw her a party, we made out a little, and that was that.

I didn't run into her again for three years. By that time I was a senior and she was randomly in a class that I proctored an exam for. So she sees me, is all "hey! How's life" etc. At this point I'm not really thinking any kind of sexual thoughts, just catching up. Anyway one night she stops over and it is so obvious that she is DTF. Like wants the D right now. She's telling me about her favorite sex positions and ones she'd like to try.

now, after a successful freshman year on the sex with randos front, I made the mistake of girlfriending up. I was in a relationship for most of my soph/junior years, and when it ended I was very much of the mindset that I needed to make up for lost time. And here was this chick, so incredibly DTF. That night she gave me a fantastic blowjob. On her knees, enthusiastic, wet, swallowed it all.

fast forward a few weeks. For some reason I had to stay on campus an extra day at the start of thanksgiving break. Most of the campus had left already. But she was local and it turned out her cousin who ran in my very extended circle was having a party that night.

I go over to the party, we're chatting about whatever, and she goes to her cousin, hey can I use your computer for a second. He's like sure, and the second we're in his room she locks the door and says, "I need you to fuck me right now." She only took one pant leg off. Kept her shirt on. I fuck her right on the edge of this bros bed and cum inside her. Post-cum, She's like, "I've wanted that for years." I'm like, "damn this is gonna bring my stats down."

This is like 8 pm. A few hours later the party winds down and we go for round two. After that I left and never spoke to her in person again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187232)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:12 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

good story, brother. sounds like she was craving your dick for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187245)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: emerald church newt

Goddammit this makes me miss college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187671)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: passionate nofapping prole resort

So much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188193)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Curious garnet location

I'm with you up until you cum inside her. I'm all for rawdogging chicks, even on ONSs, but why on earth would you cum in a rando, especially if you haven't discussed BC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188307)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: orange factory reset button

Seriously? buzzed + horny, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188398)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

moar pics of this 180 girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187352)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: walnut weed whacker

looks cheerful. friendly face. Is she is a 10/10 personality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187490)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:49 AM
Author: Lilac useless brakes

She looks chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187756)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:44 AM
Author: startled low-t forum

http://i.imgur.com/4OE018V.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/G9HCZA7.jpg

Not bad compared to some of you dudes, but I'm lucky enough to be a handsome bro. This girl had a great ass and was very sexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187395)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

Are we talking the one on the left or right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187405)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:10 AM
Author: startled low-t forum

One on the right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187527)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: charismatic red den

If the one on the right, that's actually a pretty girl in the 7.5-8 range.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187414)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

yeah, i'd have no complaints if it's the girl on the right.

is this julia? if so, play along---describe the ugliest dood you've been with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187441)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: charismatic red den

The "ugliest guy" I was ever with was actually an ex-bf who I loved very much, so I slept with him for many years, and his looks didn't really bother me. He wasn't objectively ugly, IMO -- maybe a 5-6. He was short ("5'6"), 135 lbs, with a wiry runner's build and lots of birthmarks, but a reasonably attractive face. I don't mind short or thin guys, so again, I was never turned off by him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187493)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Idiotic Balding Shitlib Jap

LJL, what a manlet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187541)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:15 AM
Author: charismatic red den

Definitely a manlet with a Napoleon complex. Moneyed I-banker with a chip on his shoulder, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187545)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Idiotic Balding Shitlib Jap

Oh yeah, I think I remember you poasting about him. Wasn't he like 10 years older than you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187649)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: charismatic red den

He was an old, yes. We were together for many years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187659)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:15 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

5'6"? How tall are you? Are you taller than he is?

Is he the dood who introduced you to the joys of anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187546)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: charismatic red den

I'm "5'3.5", so he was taller.

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187549)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

Huh, for some reason I though you'd be more like 5'6, 5'7.

If it's not too personal (and it's xo so I assume it's not), how much do you weigh? What's your take on what a 5'1 girl should weigh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187602)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: charismatic red den

I weigh about 121 lbs right now.

A "5'1" girl should weigh about 105, give or take about 10% for very petite vs muscular builds (for a range of approx. 95-115 lbs).

The rule of thumb is that a woman of average build should weigh 100 lbs at "5'0", and that you add about 5 lbs for each additional inch in height.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187620)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

Thank you for that. Now I can go harass my fat ass wife and tell her to go hit the gym without feeling bad about it. (we started dating with her at 5'1 & 103 which has turned into 118 over the years).

What exercises do you recommend for her? Or should she just stop eating as much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187641)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: charismatic red den

Diet is 80% of it. She should just focus on HIIT and weights, plus a diet of no more than 1200 cals/day. Frankly, she's so petite that 1000 cals/day (containing at least 80 grams of protein) would be more efficient.

This 1500+ cals/day bullshit is inefficient unless she's a marathon runner or has unusually high metabolic demands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187655)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

That sounds pretty CR. I remember she used to really watch calories and would limit herself to 1200. She seemed to be fine at that level.

She's started a new job and she has to go out to dinners a lot more now and I think she's not as disciplined now as she was.

(btw, it's good to have you around for a female perspective on things.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187733)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie

Agree with this, though I think that 5 lb addition has to trend downward at some point, because a girl who is 150 lbs at 5'10 is gonna start to look awfully big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187686)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:41 AM
Author: charismatic red den

A woman who is "5'10" is damned big, period - and a rarity. Your point is taken, however, and is prob why tall model types tend to be so thin --- if they were of normal weight, they'd look like linebackers, given their height. It's difficult to look feminine unless very thin when a girl is that tall.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187699)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie

Agree with this 100%. I don't mind a little extra weight on a shorter girl, but taller girls have to be thin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187713)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: glittery avocado dysfunction site

A girl who is 5'8 should NOT weigh more than 115. 5'9 should be MAX 120. jfc do you guys even (short) models with your bottles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188327)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: sinister tanning salon

Holy fuck 135 lbs!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187580)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: startled low-t forum

I'm not complaining, but she was definitely below average for me. Most of my prior gfs and my wife are probably legit 9s. Just meeting the thread requirements.

Edit: in my book this girl was a 6-7 at best btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187531)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: charismatic red den

Pls post pics of one of these "9" exes or women you slept with. Legitimately curious. thnx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187535)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: startled low-t forum

I'll post just one, even though this will probably get doobs or some shithead to track me down and out me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187565)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: charismatic red den

Nice body, but her face is much worse than the girl you cite as your ugliest.

In fact, I'd say this girl is a legit butterface/ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187574)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: sinister tanning salon

Naw her buck teeth really fuck her though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187591)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: charismatic red den

The small/droopy eyes and dye job are bad, too.

She's prob a 7, overall, IMO.

Y'all may disagree, but to each his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187603)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: startled low-t forum

You're right, her face looks kinda fucked up there. HOw about here?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187597)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: charismatic red den

Even worse. Just awful. Look at her fucking sharp-ass chin, tiny/beady eyes and buck teeth. (And this is coming from a chick with a relatively sharp jawline, herself).

The girl you cite as your ugliest is a beauty queen in comparison. You should be posting this witch-face as your ugliest, IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187609)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: startled low-t forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187613)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: charismatic red den

Pretty. About an 8. Comparable (or slightly prettier than) to the girl you cite as your ugliest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187625)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: startled low-t forum

Probably right. I've never really been great at ranking on a scale of 1-10 and I always feel like people overrate. I should not have said legit 9s in my first post, since beauty is much more subjective than that, for me at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187663)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: charismatic red den

It's wildly subjective, except for the extremes, IMO.

Most people can recognize that supermodels/beauty queens are very attractive in an objective sense (even if they find them less appealing subjectively). We can almost universally recognize the 3-4's and under. It's the 5-8 range that's wildly subjective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187681)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:42 AM
Author: startled low-t forum

Very true. I feel like it is probably even tougher to measure guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187703)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

yeah, i liked the face on the other girl better.

i'd happily fuck either, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187610)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: chestnut coffee pot

(Julia, passively aggressively destroying yet another poaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187630)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: charismatic red den

lol, no. he has posted two 8s and a 6.5. He's objectively doing well for himself - he just has his chick rankings backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187635)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: startled low-t forum

ty

Since most of these broads are just random girls I fucked in college, you're not destroying my ego. I'd never post my wife like that crazy dude here who fucks all sorts of random black chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187677)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: charismatic red den

Cr.

This should bolster your ego,esp. if they're just randos.

Most guys will never bang an 8, let alone two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187685)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: chestnut coffee pot

She's hot, but DESCRIBE dating an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187665)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

(guy who's clearly 6'+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187537)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: startled low-t forum

Nah I'm barely 5'10". Sucks cause most of my IRL bros are 6'2"+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187575)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

i'm in the same boat. i'm 5'11 and all my friends seem to be over 6'1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187614)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:15 AM
Author: motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie

surprising for a non-pumo to claim this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187547)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

Okay, I think we should also start including a description of the sexing that went on, or other interesting details.

so, for my beast:

http://imgur.com/SJvXB2j

Fucked her several times over the course of 3 weeks. Her fun fact--refused to do doggy style the first time we were together (Thursday night after drinking at an office event). Said it wouldn't be "intimate" when I tried to flip her over.

I saw her at a party on Sat. (two days later) and fucked her in the ass. She didn't say a word about it. Apparently she got over the intimacy problem.

Also, she had an unshaven pussy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187434)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187451)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

she'd also done a MMF when she was a first year student at university. she rode some bi guy who was a friend of hers while he sucked some other dood's dick in the school library.

oh, and she started uni at 17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187487)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

you may also find this interesting...

http://imgur.com/qfEJqWW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187674)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: emerald church newt

Really lovely snatch, thanks for sharing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187724)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

no problem, brother. that's from a different redhead, though (i'm into readheads, as you can probably tell).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187746)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: emerald church newt

I've only had one strawberry blond, never a full red. I've tried so fucking hard and failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187759)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

Brother, you're missing out. Weirdly, though, red hair on the head doesn't always ensure that you'll get a firecrotch, though.

Like the girl I posted above---she's a natural redhead but her bush was almost brunette. I was very disappointed as that was the main reason I wanted to fuck her.

Hang in there, brother. your time will come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187802)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie

I heard once that redheads love anal. Any truth to that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187812)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

Honestly, I've never met any girl who honestly seemed to enjoy it. All the girls I've done it with have sort of merely tolerated it.

Like an xo pumo I'm pretty big, so I think that screws things up. I had one girl who said she'd tried it and liked it in the past but I was too big to enjoy.

So I think I might be hoist on my retard, in that respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187824)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie

I've met girls who like it, but I'll admit I like girls on the sluttier end of the scale.

I dated one girl who said that by far her most intense orgasms were when she played with her clit while i fucked her up the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187834)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

See, know that's the kind of girl I should been dating all along. Instead I got married to a girl who let's me do it once every 3 or 4 months (and then she acts like she's doing me a huge favor, or something).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187859)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie

To be fair, she didn't like it too often because it was so intense and because she had to warm up her ass a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187876)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

That's my problem---I've got no patience for the warmup. It's often not worth it, IME. Especially since my wife usually cries uncle after a couple of minutes anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187884)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: salmon irradiated public bath

I found this interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187787)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Idiotic Balding Shitlib Jap

Her eyes remind me of: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mER4asanFAo/R65dJ24rvMI/AAAAAAAAAQo/XWNvmLC7Bjc/s200/200px-Milhouse_van_Houten_2.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187657)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187850)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

actually, i banged a girl who looked even more like that:

http://imgur.com/uBOTddN

she's notable for throwing an absolute fit when she got some cum in her eye. walked around acting pissed the next morning. like our duke friend, she too was really into women's rights but didn't have a problem taking a cum shot to the face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187939)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Curious garnet location

the no eyebrows look is like an automatic -2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188293)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

that's the danger of being into fair-haired chicks. it's disconcerting when they don't have eyebrows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25191439)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:56 AM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

in the spirit of sharing details on what went on http://imgur.com/HopNq9l

was with her multiple times in college. first time head was meh, but got insanely good later on. must be those big pouty lips. didnt let me nut in mouth but all her hands.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187457)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:00 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

good stuff, brother. it's weird sometimes what girls will and won't do. you'd think swallowing would be pretty pro forma.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187478)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

really?? not in my experience. she "hated the taste of cum." but was down for titty fucking etc. most exciting part was finding and hooking up in public places of our dorm... that made even a standard hj exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187488)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

Maybe I've just gotten lucky but I've never had a girl refuse to swallow. Lol, I might also have too small of a sample size, though.

I have to admit I don't really get titty-fucking. My wife's got big breasts so I do it once or twice a year just because I feel like I should, but it doesn't really do anything for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187534)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie

I once had a girl stop blowing me before I came and made her hold out her hands so that i could nut in them and watch her lick it up. Was pretty 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187556)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: startled low-t forum

I facefucked this girl the first time we met and she threw cum up all over the slice of pizza I bought her later that night. Was totally 180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187604)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

1 fucking 80. you are living the dream, sir.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187627)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie

good stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187633)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

that's pretty alpha. i don't think i'd care what she did with it after i came, though. i lose interest immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187623)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:42 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

actually, i may have made a mistake. this is the ugliest girl i've banged:

http://imgur.com/WqNreRc

went on a camping trip with some friends and she tagged along. fucked her in her tent. nothing really noteworthy except she wouldn't put my D in her mouth once it had been in her pussy and she sweat more than any girl i've ever met. like i think she might have had a glandular problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187707)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: charismatic red den

That's more like it. She isn't exactly ugly, either -just plain faced/a 5. If this is your worst (and in addition you've fucked multiple 8s), you're def a stud of some kind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187718)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

lol, thanks but i'm not a stud, unfortunately. i'm not banging random hot chicks like it's NBD like that other poaster. I'm just a normal, inoffensive looking white dood with a reasonably decent job.

Just out of curiousity, how would you rate this girl:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187795)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: emerald church newt

I'd rate FUCK and keep her in my little black book for later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187798)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187804)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: emerald church newt

Did you fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187809)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

yes i did, brother. didn't get up to anything really extraordinary, but she had a landing strip that was bright orange and it looked like it was fucking glowing. i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187818)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: emerald church newt

lol that' fucking hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187820)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

rate her fucking technique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188095)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

i rate her technique as a solid 168. she didn't do anything too crazy but she seemed to genuinely enjoy it when i got her on her hands and knees and ate her ass.

also, she had the pinkest labia i've ever seen. her box was the color of bubblegum---it was great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25191460)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: pea-brained bull headed love of her life

definitely lower than your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187822)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

lol, i had literally forgotten about her. how bad is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187827)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:42 AM
Author: emerald church newt

No strings attached, fuck and then leave.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187709)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:44 AM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

was she good? looks like she'd be a freak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187719)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: emerald church newt

Yes. She fucked like someone who didn't know when she'd get another dick in her. She was my first Jew and I believe everything they say about them now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187739)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

details pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187814)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: emerald church newt

For starters she let me rawdog her which I LOVE. She'd do shit like put her hand on the base of my cock and ride just the tip, then slowly slide on further...then she'd go full throttle. She wanted to know when I was about to cum so she could hop off and drink it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187826)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

hopping off to swallow cum is a 180 move. i've yet to experience a girl doing that of her own volition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187830)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: emerald church newt

That's the thing I found about Jews is that they literally love the cock, it isn't an act. I think millenia of being exterminated every time they annoy their host country has bred a higher reproductive drive into the females.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187839)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: hot plaza blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187846)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187862)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: maroon property private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188085)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: lavender orchestra pit

Wow, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25193717)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: walnut weed whacker

genius above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214225)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:33 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

moar pics. she seems 1-fucking-80. y not date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187935)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: emerald church newt

I got a GF not too long after who was much cuter. I was able to have my cake and eat it, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187946)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: passionate nofapping prole resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188224)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

good job, brother. i've not been with a jewess before---what's are they known for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187815)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: emerald church newt

They seem especially perverse. The ones I've fucked have treated my cock like some sort of reward to them...the best BJs etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187819)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

makes me kind of regret growing up in the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187835)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: emerald church newt

This was in the Midwest, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187842)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

i didn't really know all that many jews growing up, and the ones i did know were not really fuckable.

so i've yet to check off that box on my checklist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187868)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: emerald church newt

I understand. I didn't meet any until I got to college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187896)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: hot plaza blood rage

Did Jew bitches in Auschwitz give blowjobs for the protein?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187852)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

im really digging this chick... whats the craziest shit she ever did?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187976)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: emerald church newt

She actually had a friend visiting from another college one time and convinced her to three-up with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188020)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: bossy shrine

geez. are those her parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187727)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: emerald church newt

No idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187741)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: motley topaz step-uncle's house selfie

that girl has a pretty brutal face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187732)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:49 AM
Author: emerald church newt

I agree. Unlike most of the studs here, I'm not picky when it comes to NSA casual fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187754)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: bossy shrine

why did u edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188167)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: emerald church newt

I found a better pic lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214214)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: emerald church newt

P.S.

This was the hottest Jew I fucked.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188213)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

original pic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188216)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: emerald church newt

Phones didn't have cameras back when I was boning this broad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188221)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

more pics pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188252)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: emerald church newt

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188257)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

pls dude. would love to fap to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188587)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Idiotic Balding Shitlib Jap

Can't risk it, they're all lawshrews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187825)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

Lawshrew's expertise focuses on complex cross-border finanacings, coupled with slobbering on Judas Jones' knob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25187843)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:14 PM
Author: maroon property private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188133)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Free-loading locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25193858)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Curious garnet location

REAL TALK: If you have never been so drunk or horny that you slept with an OGRE, then you haven't lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188230)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: walnut weed whacker

facts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214207)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: glittery avocado dysfunction site

One girl, I still have saved in my phone for some reason but I never saved her name, I just saved her as the emoji horn. Idk her name.

But a law school girl might take the cake, though. She's not really bad looking, she just doesn't come across good in pictures. Probably an IRL 6?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188368)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: emerald church newt

tpiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188590)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: glittery avocado dysfunction site

I obviously cannot do that, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188795)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: emerald church newt

I did it. So can you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25188802)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

reviving this 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25213121)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: comical rebellious partner station

thread needs more pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214063)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214148)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

agreed, poasters need to man up and poast some pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214191)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

okay, if you bros aren't going to poast pics i'll absorb the shame and poasting another decidedly not-hot chick i've been with.

http://imgur.com/GLV7sdP

This was in high school and was the second girl I fucked. I was her first (for everything) and I was less than a gentleman with her. I saw years later and she had turned into a legit landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214261)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle business firm pistol

she looks cute. the gnd type - i.e., not fucking around in high school. was she any good in bed at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25214679)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

you're right, she was very straight laced. she was fun insofar as she was <18 and everything was new for her (for eg., for the longest time she could not fit two fingers in her vag---it was just too tight and she would wince when I would try it).

her big downside was her almost complete indifference to all thing cock--she didn't really seem to get that she should be paying attention to it.

so now for the horrifying part (wherein the essential truth about girls and aging is revealed). this is her now:

http://imgur.com/ElOzsXX

horrifying, isn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25217900)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Supple house-broken friendly grandma codepig

which one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25217916)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

she's the monster on the right. that's what 10 years will do to a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25217978)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 2:04 AM
Author: Talented Olive Parlour

whose right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218333)



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Date: March 24th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: Abnormal lime point doctorate

OH GOD...H

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25254359)



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Date: April 10th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: spruce sanctuary black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25359455)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: confused filthpig abode

I finally fucked a 300 pounder last year. This is not the girl, but her body looked something like this

http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2a5000f01277d68fb67897eb0160b94/tumblr_n2e8p9FnaZ1s10ilco1_500.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25217920)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

serious q, not trying to offend, but how do you get it up? i honestly don't think i could perform. maybe if i were getting my dick sucked, i dunno.

and can you actual get any penetration, or does the fat inhibit that aspect?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25217970)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: confused filthpig abode

Fat chicks are my thing. I never have any problem getting it up for a fat chick, though generally I stay under 250 pounds.

Ease of penetration depends on a number of factors including the specific fat distribution pattern of the girl, the angle of approach, and others. Creativity can go a long way, no pun intended. As a gentleman I won't discuss this further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218016)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

Are you turned on by normal sized girls at all? Like if you couldn't bang a fatty you'd be happy banging someone under, say, 150?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218154)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: confused filthpig abode

I've gone as low as 135. I need the girl to either be plump or at least strongly suggest the possibility that she might one day become plump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218164)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

Do pregnant chicks turn you on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218177)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: confused filthpig abode

if they're gaining weight elsewhere than their stomachs, yeah

pregnancy is a major producer of fat chicks. many women emerge from it with baby weight they'll never lose. I hope my future wife gains 20-40 pounds during pregnancy and keeps it on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218181)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

are girls ever offended when they realize you're into them because of what they might perceive as being a flaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25218220)



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Date: March 24th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: lake striped hyena

one of the best threads...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25254342)



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Date: April 10th, 2014 9:49 AM
Author: maize federal church building philosopher-king

maybe we'll get some April contributions from poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25359123)



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Date: April 10th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: spruce sanctuary black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#25359464)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: walnut weed whacker

pretty sure I can "win" this thread with 2 contributions. will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#27589073)



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Date: January 2nd, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: twinkling galvanic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2517245&forum_id=2#41662791)