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proposed last night. It went horribly. I should break up, I gues

fml. And because I was stupid and told people I was going...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
tell us what happened
coral hall scourge upon the earth
  12/25/14
So I waited until after I made him dinner, and we were havin...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
stfu doobs
flatulent house associate
  12/25/14
I wish I were flame. This actually happened. And today's ...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
...
Hilarious puce roommate resort
  12/25/14
it isn't
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
...
sexy newt
  12/25/14
100% certain
Multi-colored Corner
  12/26/14
Abso-doobsly
Submissive galvanic sweet tailpipe pit
  12/26/14
Indoobitably
Cowardly sex offender
  12/26/14
wow. i'm sorry. yeah, it sounds like this is over.
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
Yeah. The weird part is, I have no idea if we're fucking eng...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
wtf? wanted to keep it? you need to find out ASAP what he...
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
yeah, so he kept the ring, and wore it but it turned out to ...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
yea that sounds hard. but what the fuck is he thinking? why ...
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
Right? I have no idea what's really going on in his head. I'...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
fuckup how? you shouldn't feel ashamed it's just unfortunate
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
If I hadn't of told anyone I wouldn't have to hear the disap...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
maybe. anyway i would worry more about yourself and your sit...
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
Yeah. You're right. It's not that I'm worried about how peop...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
why wouldn't i be? i remember how excited you were about thi...
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
:-) Thanks. Honestly, I would have preferred he just say &qu...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
He wants to keep fucking her of course.
passionate mischievous stag film pozpig
  12/25/14
Bold guess here: He's Jewish.
Aromatic cyan new version
  12/25/14
athiest
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
You must ATD immediately. Were you not SURE she would s...
exciting khaki puppy
  12/25/14
EVERYBODY miscarries the first time. If you don't know about...
racy corn cake
  12/25/14
link?
bateful sickened background story
  12/25/14
i have four kids by four different women. I know firsthand.
racy corn cake
  12/25/14
Flame Assuming not flame, why the fuck are you, as a fema...
Cowardly sex offender
  12/25/14
...
Hilarious puce roommate resort
  12/25/14
i disagree. women always wonder whether the men they're with...
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
LOL, no! Guys will be irritated by a woman proposing, unless...
Cowardly sex offender
  12/25/14
guess i'm bitchmade but i don't see the issue. it's not like...
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
Regardless, if a man wants to marry a woman, he'll propose. ...
Cowardly sex offender
  12/25/14
CR If a woman proposed to me... I would say "No"...
exciting khaki puppy
  12/25/14
no offense here, but you aren't the kind of guy a girl would...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
Harsh, but fair
exciting khaki puppy
  12/25/14
Fuck no. Forcing the issue by proposing is the best way to ...
passionate mischievous stag film pozpig
  12/25/14
OK fine. If a woman just wants confirmation that he has no i...
Cowardly sex offender
  12/25/14
That wasn't my situation, but I don't see anything wrong wit...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
Didn't you think that if he wanted and was ready to marry yo...
Cowardly sex offender
  12/25/14
I don't regret asking. I'm proud of myself for having the co...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
Can't assume female, can we?
exciting khaki puppy
  12/25/14
Strongly disagree - why can't women propose? Women already, ...
Aromatic cyan new version
  12/25/14
lol
Marvelous hairless indian lodge
  12/25/14
lol
exciting khaki puppy
  12/25/14
stfu Julia
Cowardly sex offender
  12/25/14
lol, OP clearly isnt a female. check your cis heteronormativ...
bateful sickened background story
  12/25/14
...
Hilarious puce roommate resort
  12/25/14
I bought a ring for him.
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
...
Hilarious puce roommate resort
  12/25/14
he isn't close to his mother but I asked his identical twin
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
...
Dead henna idea he suggested
  12/26/14
lol
Ultramarine Adventurous Address
  12/26/14
jumped the shark
ruby beady-eyed water buffalo degenerate
  12/26/14
cr
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/26/14
You're a woman and you proposed? No wonder it ended in disa...
passionate mischievous stag film pozpig
  12/25/14
We don't have a traditional kind of relationship. That's wha...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
You need to get rid of him because he is not that into you
Bearded volcanic crater
  12/25/14
I'm realizing this. It's just weird because we have lived to...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
OP is arrow. Obviously. Or doobs pretending to be arrow.
Buff sick trump supporter alpha
  12/25/14
false. op is female. but it could be flame
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
OP is "female" the same way my coffee table is &qu...
green electric tank
  12/25/14
I'm a female poster
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
You're a pseudorandom sequence of punctuation marks, represe...
green electric tank
  12/25/14
'She' could be a plucky, clueless Asian female, I'm willing ...
coral hall scourge upon the earth
  12/25/14
I'm using my actual moniker, just changed to pumo because I'...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
You're an inanimate fucking object
Aromatic cyan new version
  12/25/14
come on dude, you should know better than this.
concupiscible mint sanctuary potus
  12/25/14
Maybe OP didn't get down on one knee.
exciting khaki puppy
  12/25/14
I didn't. I think the one knee thing is ridiculous for eithe...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
This flame is making me delirious!
coral hall scourge upon the earth
  12/25/14
Your flame makes me smile!
drab 180 sound barrier location
  12/25/14
My o|||||||o is still in the shop
coral hall scourge upon the earth
  12/25/14
Thoughts & prayers in this difficult time, brother.
drab 180 sound barrier location
  12/25/14
ty, I pick it up tomorrow
coral hall scourge upon the earth
  12/25/14
you guessed right
Marvelous hairless indian lodge
  12/25/14
arrow sure does need to gas himself
Thirsty Forum
  12/25/14
this is a new low, doobs
Silver maniacal plaza
  12/25/14
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Hilarious puce roommate resort
  12/25/14
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green electric tank
  12/25/14
...
coral hall scourge upon the earth
  12/25/14
It's even more depressing when my actual life tragedy is dis...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
...
Umber place of business
  12/26/14
in on doobs
Ivory Theatre Shitlib
  12/25/14
you lose.
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
Feel bad for you. Sorry.
curious garrison
  12/25/14
cr. what an awful xmas. only way to salvage it now is murder...
bateful sickened background story
  12/25/14
When you are called upon to discuss it, you don't say "...
racy corn cake
  12/25/14
Thanks for the advice. I'll use a version of this
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
no. this is face-saving horseshit and will make you feel mor...
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
Tso heroic! Besides, he actually didn't say no.
racy corn cake
  12/25/14
I think you can argue that not saying yes in this scenario m...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
Skinny girl is confirmed doobs right
trip cream immigrant
  12/25/14
did she finish her cheeseburger?
coral hall scourge upon the earth
  12/25/14
I outted doobs as a creep a while ago by posting transcripts...
Odious foreskin
  12/25/14
skinny girl has been on tinychat. she's confirmed not doobs,...
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/25/14
(doobs)
Marvelous hairless indian lodge
  12/25/14
...
Multi-colored Corner
  12/26/14
(pumette responding to pumette)
blathering rigpig
  12/26/14
...
Cocky crotch
  12/30/14
has he had your ass
turquoise doobsian spot
  12/25/14
If not flame this is sad but honestly the chances of this tu...
Bonkers lay coldplay fan
  12/25/14
...
talented macaca market
  12/25/14
sick catty femposter on femposter violence bro
blathering rigpig
  12/26/14
...
histrionic mediation
  12/26/14
you don't have to report bak to anyone! if anyone asks ab...
lake painfully honest casino liquid oxygen
  12/25/14
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Razzle-dazzle boiling water becky
  12/25/14
that's what you get for thinking you could land a chad. Larr...
Twinkling Fragrant Brethren
  12/26/14
cr. his blood is on ur hands
walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle
  12/26/14
How bad is his credit? That could be the deal breaker here.
Ocher private investor
  12/26/14
Doobs did you imagine a man wearing around an engagement rin...
Obsidian shrine
  12/26/14
good move not to gloat about successful flame too early. got...
Poppy office
  12/26/14
...
histrionic mediation
  12/26/14
isn't he a vegan? oy vey
blathering rigpig
  12/26/14
wow you have a lot of balls sister. i could never pull somet...
histrionic mediation
  12/26/14
WTF doobs
brindle nubile cumskin
  12/26/14
how long have you dated? i would honestly feel weird and ki...
ruby beady-eyed water buffalo degenerate
  12/26/14
lol yeah maybe
blathering rigpig
  12/30/14
Wait, so reading through this thread, you are not into tradi...
fiercely-loyal tan yarmulke point
  12/26/14
although this thread is flame and also jfc doobs, this does ...
Umber place of business
  12/26/14
*gives you a flower*
Hyperactive emerald rehab
  12/26/14
:( but hey if you need some good rebound sex to cheer...
concupiscible mint sanctuary potus
  12/30/14
totally amazing how everyone on xo doesnt understand basic h...
fighting wonderful jap
  12/30/14


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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

fml.

And because I was stupid and told people I was going to do it, I'm going to have to let them know what happened.

Maybe just killself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996752)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: coral hall scourge upon the earth

tell us what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996754)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

So I waited until after I made him dinner, and we were having a glass of wine by the little christmas tree.

I told him I had one more gift for him, and went into my propoal.

He replied "What?" about ten times... then goes, "Why me?" then talked about his bad credit for a minute, then goes, "You're so weird".

Then he said, "Well it's not a definite no."

Damn, I really should killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996765)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: flatulent house associate

stfu doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996767)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

I wish I were flame.

This actually happened. And today's been an entire day of awkwardness because he still lives here.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996773)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Hilarious puce roommate resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996813)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

it isn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996815)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: sexy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996916)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored Corner

100% certain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26998911)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Submissive galvanic sweet tailpipe pit

Abso-doobsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999744)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Cowardly sex offender

Indoobitably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999747)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

wow. i'm sorry. yeah, it sounds like this is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996768)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

Yeah. The weird part is, I have no idea if we're fucking engaged or not, because when I tried to take the ring back and just forget it ever happened he said he wanted to keep it. Then asked "What does this mean?" about five more times. We're both non confrontational introverts.

I mean of course we're not engaged because I do have some pride left. But jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996782)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

wtf? wanted to keep it?

you need to find out ASAP what he really thinks about this. i don't understand how you could even end the conversation without being sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996785)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

yeah, so he kept the ring, and wore it but it turned out to be a little too small. He's been sucking up to me hardcore ever since last night, but we haven't talked about it at all today.

Since we live together, I'm trying to work up the nerve to tell him to leave for a while so I can figure out how i feel about everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996790)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

yea that sounds hard. but what the fuck is he thinking? why would he suck up to you after rejecting you? what does he even want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996795)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

Right? I have no idea what's really going on in his head. I'm just going to try to get through the new year dealing with my fuckup of telling other people that I was going to propose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996822)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

fuckup how? you shouldn't feel ashamed it's just unfortunate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996870)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:52 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

If I hadn't of told anyone I wouldn't have to hear the disappointment when I tell them what happened. I know everyone cares about me and will be nice about it, but I'm too empathic for my own good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996886)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:57 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

maybe. anyway i would worry more about yourself and your situation with him than about how other people are gonna think and feel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996910)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

Yeah. You're right. It's not that I'm worried about how people are going to feel more than myself... it's just that one extra thing that's going to be a kick in the face. Thanks for being nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996923)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

why wouldn't i be? i remember how excited you were about this dood and i think it really sucks that it turned out that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996928)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

:-) Thanks. Honestly, I would have preferred he just say "no."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996974)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: passionate mischievous stag film pozpig

He wants to keep fucking her of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996834)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Aromatic cyan new version

Bold guess here: He's Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996794)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

athiest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996833)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: exciting khaki puppy

You must ATD immediately.

Were you not SURE she would say YES? (rhetorical Q obvsly)

TBF, we told a bunch of people my wife was pregnant the first time at like 8 weeks. Miscarried. Hilarious, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996775)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:33 PM
Author: racy corn cake

EVERYBODY miscarries the first time. If you don't know about it, she miscarried Darnell's baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997132)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: bateful sickened background story

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997141)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:44 PM
Author: racy corn cake

i have four kids by four different women. I know firsthand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997183)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Cowardly sex offender

Flame

Assuming not flame, why the fuck are you, as a female, proposing? Don't you know that's a recipe for disaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996772)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Hilarious puce roommate resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996774)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

i disagree. women always wonder whether the men they're with are really in it for the long term. proposing is the best way to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996778)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Cowardly sex offender

LOL, no! Guys will be irritated by a woman proposing, unless the guy is some bitchmade "super progressive" liberal beta shithead. You may as well cut off a guy's balls by proposing to him. A man should be in the driver's seat; let him propose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996796)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

guess i'm bitchmade but i don't see the issue. it's not like it'll come as a true surprise either way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996802)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Cowardly sex offender

Regardless, if a man wants to marry a woman, he'll propose. If he hasn't proposed yet, it's because he doesn't want to marry the woman, or he's not ready yet. Either way, if the woman proposes, it's almost a guaranteed failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996818)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: exciting khaki puppy

CR

If a woman proposed to me... I would say "No" out of principle. Then ATD.

Would immediately think the chick was not stable. Also, why would I want a woman so eager to usurp my masculinity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996820)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

no offense here, but you aren't the kind of guy a girl would propose to. If I were dating a different kind of guy, I would have acted differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996832)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: exciting khaki puppy

Harsh, but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996842)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: passionate mischievous stag film pozpig

Fuck no. Forcing the issue by proposing is the best way to ensure he says no right now even if he is open to it in the long term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996824)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: Cowardly sex offender

OK fine. If a woman just wants confirmation that he has no intention of marrying her so she can move on, then yes, maybe it's a good idea. But then it sounds like she's proposing SO THAT he will say no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996851)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

That wasn't my situation, but I don't see anything wrong with what you said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996865)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: Cowardly sex offender

Didn't you think that if he wanted and was ready to marry you, he would have proposed or was getting ready to propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996873)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:50 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

I don't regret asking. I'm proud of myself for having the courage to go after what I want even knowing it could turn out this way. Still stings though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997211)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: exciting khaki puppy

Can't assume female, can we?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996779)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: Aromatic cyan new version

Strongly disagree - why can't women propose? Women already, often enough, play a hand in picking out the ring and financing it. Relationships are a team effort, and if one team member finds the right opportunity to ask the question, why can't she go for it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996895)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Marvelous hairless indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996900)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: exciting khaki puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996911)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Cowardly sex offender

stfu Julia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996912)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: bateful sickened background story

lol, OP clearly isnt a female. check your cis heteronormative privilege



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997102)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Hilarious puce roommate resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996777)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

I bought a ring for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996784)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Hilarious puce roommate resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996801)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

he isn't close to his mother but I asked his identical twin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996823)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 6:22 AM
Author: Dead henna idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999553)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Ultramarine Adventurous Address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999742)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: ruby beady-eyed water buffalo degenerate

jumped the shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999820)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999822)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: passionate mischievous stag film pozpig

You're a woman and you proposed? No wonder it ended in disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996780)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

We don't have a traditional kind of relationship. That's what makes it fun. I don't want a traditional type because I've had that and its boring. But this sucks, so who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996787)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Bearded volcanic crater

You need to get rid of him because he is not that into you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996788)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

I'm realizing this. It's just weird because we have lived together for a year and everything is awesome. Maybe he's just not into the marriage thing, or maybe he's just using me for companionship. I don't know.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996791)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Buff sick trump supporter alpha

OP is arrow. Obviously.

Or doobs pretending to be arrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996805)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

false. op is female. but it could be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996808)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: green electric tank

OP is "female" the same way my coffee table is "female"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996826)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

I'm a female poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996837)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: green electric tank

You're a pseudorandom sequence of punctuation marks, representing an anonymous user of a racist law chat tweet. No part of this indicates you're a female. Post tits or GTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996847)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: coral hall scourge upon the earth

'She' could be a plucky, clueless Asian female, I'm willing to believe such a girl might propose to her handsome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996852)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

I'm using my actual moniker, just changed to pumo because I'm not flaming and wanted some actual advice from anonymous people. but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996855)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: Aromatic cyan new version

You're an inanimate fucking object

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997252)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: concupiscible mint sanctuary potus

come on dude, you should know better than this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26998204)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: exciting khaki puppy

Maybe OP didn't get down on one knee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996811)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

I didn't. I think the one knee thing is ridiculous for either gender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996841)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: coral hall scourge upon the earth

This flame is making me delirious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996825)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: drab 180 sound barrier location

Your flame makes me smile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996836)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: coral hall scourge upon the earth

My

o|||||||o

is still in the shop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996840)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:42 PM
Author: drab 180 sound barrier location

Thoughts & prayers in this difficult time, brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996844)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: coral hall scourge upon the earth

ty, I pick it up tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996848)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Marvelous hairless indian lodge

you guessed right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996860)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 5:57 PM
Author: Thirsty Forum

arrow sure does need to gas himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996904)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Silver maniacal plaza

this is a new low, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996983)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Hilarious puce roommate resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996985)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: green electric tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26996990)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: coral hall scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997004)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

It's even more depressing when my actual life tragedy is dismissed as doobs flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997093)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Umber place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#27001057)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: Ivory Theatre Shitlib

in on doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997112)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

you lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997122)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: curious garrison

Feel bad for you. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997140)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:35 PM
Author: bateful sickened background story

cr. what an awful xmas. only way to salvage it now is murder her would be fiance and his entire bloodline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997146)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: racy corn cake

When you are called upon to discuss it, you don't say "he said no", you say, we are are not ready to decide for certain yet, so we are still thinking over our long term plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997152)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:38 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

Thanks for the advice. I'll use a version of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997163)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

no. this is face-saving horseshit and will make you feel more ashamed in the long haul. you should tell the truth. it'll be okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997174)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: racy corn cake

Tso heroic! Besides, he actually didn't say no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997181)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

I think you can argue that not saying yes in this scenario means saying no. I am going to say that it didn't go as planned and I'm not sure what that means right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997194)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:49 PM
Author: trip cream immigrant

Skinny girl is confirmed doobs right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997204)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:50 PM
Author: coral hall scourge upon the earth

did she finish her cheeseburger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997213)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: Odious foreskin

I outted doobs as a creep a while ago by posting transcripts of our chats that showed him being creepy. So... no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997224)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:59 PM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

skinny girl has been on tinychat. she's confirmed not doobs, just like pumette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997269)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 7:17 PM
Author: Marvelous hairless indian lodge

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997368)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26998918)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 4:39 AM
Author: blathering rigpig

(pumette responding to pumette)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999515)



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Date: December 30th, 2014 10:43 AM
Author: Cocky crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#27023349)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 6:51 PM
Author: turquoise doobsian spot

has he had your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26997219)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Bonkers lay coldplay fan

If not flame this is sad but honestly the chances of this turning out well were always pretty low.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26998011)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: talented macaca market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26998742)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:57 AM
Author: blathering rigpig

sick catty femposter on femposter violence bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999735)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999793)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: lake painfully honest casino liquid oxygen

you don't have to report bak to anyone!

if anyone asks about the christmas eve proposal, just say you chickened out (or turkeyed out as the case may be)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26998200)



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Date: December 25th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle boiling water becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26998594)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Twinkling Fragrant Brethren

that's what you get for thinking you could land a chad. Larry Joe Bird would have said yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26998813)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:00 AM
Author: walnut slap-happy whorehouse wrinkle

cr. his blood is on ur hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999740)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Ocher private investor

How bad is his credit? That could be the deal breaker here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26998838)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Obsidian shrine

Doobs did you imagine a man wearing around an engagement ring flashing his new rock at all his bois

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26998942)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: Poppy office

good move not to gloat about successful flame too early. gotta let dat pot simmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999005)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: histrionic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999798)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 4:35 AM
Author: blathering rigpig

isn't he a vegan? oy vey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999511)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: histrionic mediation

wow you have a lot of balls sister. i could never pull something like that off.

i still think this is flame though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999796)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: brindle nubile cumskin

WTF doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999797)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: ruby beady-eyed water buffalo degenerate

how long have you dated?

i would honestly feel weird and kind of beta if a chick did this to me

maybe it threw him off and he'd rather be the one doing the proposing?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#26999817)



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Date: December 30th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: blathering rigpig

lol yeah maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#27022847)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal tan yarmulke point

Wait, so reading through this thread, you are not into traditional relationship thing, blah, blah, blah. He's not into these traditions either. Yet, despite both of you being against tradition, you still want to enter into the union of marriage with this bro? So badly that you usurped traditional roles to get this shit started? Just lol at you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#27000282)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Umber place of business

although this thread is flame and also jfc doobs, this does give me a great idea for a reality tv show about aspies dating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#27001052)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Hyperactive emerald rehab

*gives you a flower*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#27001282)



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Date: December 30th, 2014 4:41 AM
Author: concupiscible mint sanctuary potus

:(

but hey if you need some good rebound sex to cheer you up im always available. BHC on-call 24/7/365



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#27022852)



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Date: December 30th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: fighting wonderful jap

totally amazing how everyone on xo doesnt understand basic human interaction

he was obviously planning to propose to you on NYE but you beat him to the punch. now that you're all sad and vulnerable, he's going to propose soon and you'll be way happier this way

plus, when ya'll tell your jealous friends the story, it makes you seem alpha and him like a white knight.

i mean truly a win-win for both of you lovebirds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2766360&forum_id=2#27024759)