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Best friend humble bragged about OK Cupid guy she fucked on firs

first date. She said he didn't wear a condom, because "...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
You should try to fuck her and inform the bort about how it ...
marvelous boltzmann roast beef
  04/06/15
I don't have a penis.
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
seems like a defeatist response
lavender therapy
  04/06/15
where there is a will...
sticky supple halford
  04/06/15
...
spectacular place of business office
  04/06/15
Cool flame, bro
marvelous boltzmann roast beef
  04/06/15
(jonathan franzen)
Titillating cobalt dragon
  04/06/15
(Doobs)
Puce property
  04/06/15
flame jumped the shark
umber trip toaster
  04/06/15
how does this jump the shark
Salmon Trailer Park
  04/06/15
what do you have?
deranged set
  04/06/15
(Bradley Manning)
Slap-happy Chartreuse Ticket Booth Circlehead
  04/06/15
...
emerald floppy whorehouse trump supporter
  04/06/15
if you are a male you should definitely kill yourself, if on...
concupiscible liquid oxygen
  04/06/15
is OP doobs
Puce property
  04/06/15
Yes.
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
did u tell her she's just making the sex with her future sho...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
She's not white so she wouldn't marry a short Asian dentist....
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
what would happen if you straight up said "sludgeholes ...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
...
razzmatazz tattoo
  04/06/15
She's 5'1", I might give her the benefit of tightvagina...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
you need to stop wasting time with women like that
lavender therapy
  04/06/15
I don't have many friends. Can't afford to lose her. I might...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
just wife up some autistic white dork
lavender therapy
  04/06/15
I want to marry a senator. Lol I can barely write this with ...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
I could rip the president in two...with my bare hands!
Turquoise feces public bath
  04/06/15
i believe that tightness was before she was president of hop...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
What if all of her previous cocks were small/average?
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
"doesn't she deserve at least one big cock to truly fil...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
...
razzmatazz tattoo
  04/06/15
I like her a lot, but she's a cheater and a slut. (Cheating ...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
why are you friends with this awful whore
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
Because she's a pretty awesome person otherwise. Or used to ...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
wait. she's worried about ending up foreveralone and jumps o...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
Not flame. She desperately wants a connection, and one of ou...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
Have an intervention with them. Tell them males by and large...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
My cawg friend's last relationship started with sex on first...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
lol. sure, yeah, because of "other issues". and th...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
They did fuck like rabbits in the beginning. But cawg friend...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
"Sex is the most important thing in a good relationship...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
Cawg's thinking is that you don't want to date a guy for a f...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
lol. what about dating him for a few months and then finding...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
Idk twist, I think if you knew cawg IRL, you'd like her. She...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
ok fine i'd marry her.
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
...
deranged set
  04/06/15
EXPLAIN how she compartmentalized her cheating
Misanthropic Immigrant Locale
  04/06/15
Well she's good at both justifying and feeling guilty about ...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
in on BMC thread
charismatic quadroon
  04/06/15
Just remember smalldickmos, OP/doobs literally cannot stop t...
Cerebral yapping hunting ground chad
  04/06/15
Harsh but fair
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
Is she hot? Shoot her my email sounds lIke my type of girl
Fuchsia potus principal's office
  04/06/15
Yes she is!
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
I'm serious.
Fuchsia potus principal's office
  04/06/15
I'm serious, she is attractive.
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
Ok shoot my info. East cost tristate. I also fuck without a ...
Fuchsia potus principal's office
  04/06/15
Why would you have sex with a random girl without a condom
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
Mainly the thrill of the unknown
Fuchsia potus principal's office
  04/06/15
The unknown status of sexually transmitted diseases?
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
Just send her my contact info.
Fuchsia potus principal's office
  04/06/15
She's AZN? Sounnds like an AZNgirl 5 who gets pumped and dum...
internet-worthy hominid
  04/06/15
lol didnt they have something like this in Man Seeking Woman
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
Nope.
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
You ssaid she's not white so then what is she? I thought the...
internet-worthy hominid
  04/06/15
JFC women
Fear-inspiring brethren coldplay fan
  04/06/15
Very depressing
Titillating cobalt dragon
  04/06/15
While it's true women mention the size, I have two qs 1. ...
Misanthropic Immigrant Locale
  04/06/15
1. She didn't imply this. 2. Yes. She's also gotten a littl...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
does size greatly matter comparing average to whatever is se...
Misanthropic Immigrant Locale
  04/06/15
I don't think so. But it's like the big round tits equivalen...
Gaped drab codepig library
  04/06/15
last part is a logic fail but ty
Misanthropic Immigrant Locale
  04/06/15
?
Talented Thirsty Macaca Yarmulke
  04/06/15
Go away doobs
spectacular place of business office
  04/06/15
Lol reminded me: http://i.imgur.com/rj14Swb.png
flirting hell
  04/06/15
tell us more about this "group"
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
hot chix
flirting hell
  04/06/15
*fumes*
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
it is a curse, I know, sry :(
flirting hell
  04/06/15
don't worry. soon u all will be able to post cockpics of mal...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
http://imgur.com/a/0aQTb :)
flirting hell
  04/06/15
lol HOLY SHIT. poor sensitive big-dicked bros being literall...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
SURVIVORS!
flirting hell
  04/06/15
a college gf once interrupted a blowjob to grab a ruler. i w...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
this thread is now about twist's bmc.
flirting hell
  04/06/15
(girl not fulfilling her responsibilities toward Group)
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
Should have told me, like, way back.
flirting hell
  04/06/15
ok doobs
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
she honestly doesnt seem to enjoy it it would be more HOT...
Misanthropic Immigrant Locale
  04/06/15
what you describe would be so 180. id make her my hotwife.
deranged set
  04/06/15
same breh, but TBH, most of the time when I read about this ...
Misanthropic Immigrant Locale
  04/06/15
me too. i tried to look for this in my gfs message history s...
deranged set
  04/06/15
I did the same and found stuff but it was so fucking vanilla...
Misanthropic Immigrant Locale
  04/06/15
imagine how 180 it would be to find a conversation ur gf had...
deranged set
  04/06/15
MODS plz delete, i am feeling highly OTHERIZED right now
beady-eyed market volcanic crater
  04/06/15
did that family doctor at least get the ruined vagina part r...
flirting hell
  04/06/15
they only trust me to touch dead vaginas right now. except f...
beady-eyed market volcanic crater
  04/06/15
this subthread is extraordinarily tiggering mods plz delete
Pontificating onyx fat ankles
  04/06/15
holy shit we need a "trigger song" based off the t...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
srsly this entire subthread is a constant series of microagg...
Pontificating onyx fat ankles
  04/06/15
more like MACROaggressions amirite. cause big
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
god DAMMIT twist im having flashbacks now
Pontificating onyx fat ankles
  04/06/15
ok let's just go to the happy room with the pillows and... W...
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
177
Pontificating onyx fat ankles
  04/06/15
what if the guy has a cute penis?
vibrant regret
  04/06/15
...
vibrant regret
  04/06/15
...
deranged set
  04/06/15
...
deranged set
  04/06/15
tl;dr women are stupid
Turquoise feces public bath
  04/06/15
TTIWWOP.
Cyan mad cow disease
  04/06/15
is it safe to say the dude was probably out of her league?
Talented Thirsty Macaca Yarmulke
  04/06/15
after the age of 20 or so, the only women who talk about dic...
Boyish magenta hissy fit legal warrant
  04/06/15
hahahaha
self-absorbed turdskin plaza
  04/06/15
...
laughsome faggot firefighter son of senegal
  04/06/15


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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

first date.

She said he didn't wear a condom, because "he's really big" and a normal-sized condom would break. I kind of rolled my eyes and said that's total guy flame, and she was like "no, for real. He was like halfway inside me and he had to stop because it wouldn't fit." Then I involuntarily had this look of disgust/TMI, because her rank insecurity and IRL-shrewthreading was too TTT for me to handle. I feel a little bad about my reaction but she'll live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631342)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: marvelous boltzmann roast beef

You should try to fuck her and inform the bort about how it feels to do a girl with a 5x4 after she's just had Darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631351)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

I don't have a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631357)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: lavender therapy

seems like a defeatist response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631411)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: sticky supple halford

where there is a will...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631449)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: spectacular place of business office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631571)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: marvelous boltzmann roast beef

Cool flame, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631500)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Titillating cobalt dragon

(jonathan franzen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631549)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Puce property

(Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631556)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: umber trip toaster

flame jumped the shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632336)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:42 PM
Author: Salmon Trailer Park

how does this jump the shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634714)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: deranged set

what do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632663)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy Chartreuse Ticket Booth Circlehead

(Bradley Manning)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634085)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: emerald floppy whorehouse trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631381)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: concupiscible liquid oxygen

if you are a male you should definitely kill yourself, if only because your best friend is a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631359)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Puce property

is OP doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631368)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631374)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

did u tell her she's just making the sex with her future short asian dentist husband less tolerable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631361)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

She's not white so she wouldn't marry a short Asian dentist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631366)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

what would happen if you straight up said "sludgeholes are NOT elastic. grats on your enormous gaping gash."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631407)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631413)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

She's 5'1", I might give her the benefit of tightvaginalcanaldoubt. But then again, her ex went apeshit when she told him "her number" so. And the ok cupid guy is mixed black, iirc. Wow so many xo memes here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631429)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: lavender therapy

you need to stop wasting time with women like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631433)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:30 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

I don't have many friends. Can't afford to lose her. I might be able to if I had a bf, but I don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631442)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: lavender therapy

just wife up some autistic white dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631443)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

I want to marry a senator. Lol I can barely write this with a straight face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631453)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: Turquoise feces public bath

I could rip the president in two...with my bare hands!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634459)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

i believe that tightness was before she was president of hopping on cock at a moment's notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631439)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

What if all of her previous cocks were small/average?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631444)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

"doesn't she deserve at least one big cock to truly fill her and play among the sludge, before she settles for a man who is simply caring, loving, and a good listener, provider, and father?", the modern american woman lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631458)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631479)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

I like her a lot, but she's a cheater and a slut. (Cheating thing unrelated to OP.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631482)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

why are you friends with this awful whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631490)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

Because she's a pretty awesome person otherwise. Or used to be, anyway. I didn't really care about her whorish ways before because I'm not a guy, and it seemed compartmentalized away. But now that she's worried about ending up foreveralone, it's taking over her entirely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631501)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

wait. she's worried about ending up foreveralone and jumps on bbc first date with someone from okcupid?

i'm calling flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631503)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

Not flame. She desperately wants a connection, and one of our other friends (a cawg feminist who thinks it's a-okay to be sleeping with multiple guys at one time*) is influencing her to be less of a prude.

*It is okay, I guess, if it's casual. But it's still slutty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631526)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

Have an intervention with them. Tell them males by and large do not expect ONSes to lead to relationships and that any males who tell them you're wrong are just trying to help their bros get laid, or themselves. This is your responsibility as a friend, but also as a poster: Document the reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631540)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

My cawg friend's last relationship started with sex on first date and it led to a real relationship. It's over now, but because of other issues. If I say what you want me to say, they'll bring up IRL counterexamples, or say "it depends on the guy" or "well who cares, he's not worth it anyway."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631559)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

lol. sure, yeah, because of "other issues". and their inability to anticipate those "other issues" can't possibly have emerged from their beginning the relationship in a hazy dopaminergic cloud that obscured their true incompatibility and doomed them to failure right after the honeymoon period ended.

loling at the not worth it line though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631601)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

They did fuck like rabbits in the beginning. But cawg friend thinks sex is the cornerstone of any good relationship.

So basically she was encouraging my best friend to be a player, so best friend tried having a casual relationship with a guy with a long-distance girlfriend, but got burned in the end. Predictably, since he has a freaking gf. Now she feels really insecure, and is needing a replacement casual relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631632)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

"Sex is the most important thing in a good relationship, so it's important to fuck whoever will have you as soon as possible, especially big-dicked guys you met online." explain the logic here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631666)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

Cawg's thinking is that you don't want to date a guy for a few weeks, and then fine out that he's bad in bed? Idk. I don't subscribe to her theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631681)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

lol. what about dating him for a few months and then finding out he's bad at everything else? or him finding out that you are? or him finding out that the "cornerstone" of your relationship is something you also have with twenty, thirty other men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631707)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

Idk twist, I think if you knew cawg IRL, you'd like her. She's very motherly, extremely nice and forgiving, loves baking cookies for everyone and anyone - hence her popularity with the opposite sex, I guess. Kind of like what I imagine Rina to be, except she likes to sleep around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631719)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

ok fine i'd marry her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631757)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: deranged set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632709)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Misanthropic Immigrant Locale

EXPLAIN how she compartmentalized her cheating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631582)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

Well she's good at both justifying and feeling guilty about the cheating. Cue "lol @ women" response.

I thought the bad personality traits that give rise to her cheating tendencies were compartmentalized away - meaning I thought she was a great human being despite her slutty ways. But now I'm starting to see that her loosey goosey morals underpin all of her relationships. I'm also slightly aspie so this is a new revelation for me. Like she occasionally lies to me about some things, so now I have no idea whether I can trust her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631676)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: charismatic quadroon

in on BMC thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631474)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Cerebral yapping hunting ground chad

Just remember smalldickmos, OP/doobs literally cannot stop thinking about dat BBC and she/doobs only heard about it, now imagine your future wife who is probably Op's friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631494)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

Harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631506)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia potus principal's office

Is she hot? Shoot her my email sounds lIke my type of girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631499)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

Yes she is!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631510)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia potus principal's office

I'm serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631523)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

I'm serious, she is attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631530)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Fuchsia potus principal's office

Ok shoot my info. East cost tristate. I also fuck without a condom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631539)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

Why would you have sex with a random girl without a condom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631561)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia potus principal's office

Mainly the thrill of the unknown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631575)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

The unknown status of sexually transmitted diseases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631689)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Fuchsia potus principal's office

Just send her my contact info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632626)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy hominid

She's AZN? Sounnds like an AZNgirl 5 who gets pumped and dumped by some white dork and thinks she deserves the Nobel Prize as a result

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631509)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

lol didnt they have something like this in Man Seeking Woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631525)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631527)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy hominid

You ssaid she's not white so then what is she? I thought there are only two races whiets and NOWAG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631589)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring brethren coldplay fan

JFC women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631513)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Titillating cobalt dragon

Very depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631546)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Immigrant Locale

While it's true women mention the size, I have two qs

1. Did she imply that size made her LESS LIKELY to demand a condom?

2. Did she imply that size made her ENJOY it more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631573)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

1. She didn't imply this.

2. Yes. She's also gotten a little depressed lately because of shrew weight gain, and I'm sure a big penis made her very petite and 18 yo again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631710)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic Immigrant Locale

does size greatly matter comparing average to whatever is seen as "big"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631724)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Gaped drab codepig library

I don't think so. But it's like the big round tits equivalent, it's something you can always brag about. And the way CGWBT are cheerful because of their BTs, CCWBD (confident chads with big dicks) are confident because of their BDs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631743)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Misanthropic Immigrant Locale

last part is a logic fail but ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632250)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Talented Thirsty Macaca Yarmulke

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634359)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: spectacular place of business office

Go away doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27631587)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: flirting hell

Lol reminded me: http://i.imgur.com/rj14Swb.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632300)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

tell us more about this "group"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632306)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: flirting hell

hot chix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632311)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

*fumes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632330)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: flirting hell

it is a curse, I know, sry :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632343)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

don't worry. soon u all will be able to post cockpics of male lovers on facebook to keep up with each other. not a pain i would necessarily spare us either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632355)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: flirting hell

http://imgur.com/a/0aQTb :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632499)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

lol HOLY SHIT. poor sensitive big-dicked bros being literally WHORED OUT by their exhibitionist, microaggressive wives. BRO I'M HERE. I FEEL FOR YOU. SURVIVING THIS TOGETHER. SO STRONG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632514)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: flirting hell

SURVIVORS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632560)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

a college gf once interrupted a blowjob to grab a ruler. i was like "wtf gurl?" she was like "[friend] asked. it really is monstrous." of course she rounded way up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632582)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: flirting hell

this thread is now about twist's bmc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632611)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

(girl not fulfilling her responsibilities toward Group)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632619)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: flirting hell

Should have told me, like, way back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632635)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

ok doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632669)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Misanthropic Immigrant Locale

she honestly doesnt seem to enjoy it

it would be more HOTT if she were like oh im cheating on my bf for this big one or its soooo much better than my ex or whatever

she just seems like a weird bragger who was in pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632528)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: deranged set

what you describe would be so 180. id make her my hotwife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632739)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic Immigrant Locale

same breh, but TBH, most of the time when I read about this online, or on XO, or hear about it IRL, the girl is NOT bragging because it was objectively enjoyable; she just brags because it's somehow a status symbol (read: this guy could get anyone and picked mEeEE!1!!!)

Again, I want the women on XO to show me texts of that kind of woman going into detail about why it's better



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632943)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: deranged set

me too. i tried to look for this in my gfs message history so i could fap to it, but all i found was 10 years worth of discussion w female friends without the word COCK or PENIS or DICK coming up once.

all of the girls i have asked irl have told me it doesnt matter and only guys think/talk about it. but i want so bad to hear a girl talking about cheating on her bf or fucking some random guy and it being so big it was so much better than anything she had ever had and it wrecked her cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632962)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Misanthropic Immigrant Locale

I did the same and found stuff but it was so fucking vanilla. I feel like if you date a younger girl now they'd have a ton but sexting didnt take off until the past few yrs and idk, just think they'd talk more about

The vanilla stuff was her friend describing a BJ in robotic, not awesome ways, and mostly them skipping over the shit we care about.

But guess what: that is most women. So, idk that might be a good thing in the long run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632986)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: deranged set

imagine how 180 it would be to find a conversation ur gf had with her friend about getting blown out by his BBC and it being so much better than you?

i want this to happen so badly but it never does.

dude my gf was a millennial and there still wasnt anything. she had fbook in fucking middle school.

are there dating sites where you can find a hotwife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27633019)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed market volcanic crater

MODS plz delete, i am feeling highly OTHERIZED right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632941)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: flirting hell

did that family doctor at least get the ruined vagina part right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27633063)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed market volcanic crater

they only trust me to touch dead vaginas right now. except for that one time i put in an IUD.

but yeah girl it seems like simple mechanics to me. not to mention the psychological damage incurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27633085)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: Pontificating onyx fat ankles

this subthread is extraordinarily tiggering mods plz delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634070)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

holy shit we need a "trigger song" based off the tigger song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634077)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: Pontificating onyx fat ankles

srsly this entire subthread is a constant series of microaggressions and I need a safe space with milk and cookies right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634099)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

more like MACROaggressions amirite. cause big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634109)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: Pontificating onyx fat ankles

god DAMMIT twist im having flashbacks now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634114)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

ok let's just go to the happy room with the pillows and... WAIT. WAIT. I THOUGHT I SAID NO COKE CANS IN HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634116)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: Pontificating onyx fat ankles

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634119)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: vibrant regret

what if the guy has a cute penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632344)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: vibrant regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632713)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: deranged set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27632742)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: deranged set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27633048)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: Turquoise feces public bath

tl;dr women are stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634473)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:15 PM
Author: Cyan mad cow disease

TTIWWOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634559)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:44 PM
Author: Talented Thirsty Macaca Yarmulke

is it safe to say the dude was probably out of her league?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634725)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Boyish magenta hissy fit legal warrant

after the age of 20 or so, the only women who talk about dick size are weird fatty lit erotica redditor types and emotionalyl stunted former wallflower shrews who made their beta college boyfriends say 'i love you' before they would deliver a very terse and unsatisfying blowjob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634805)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed turdskin plaza

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634811)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: laughsome faggot firefighter son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848269&forum_id=2#27634821)