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Jerkoff associate fucking ripped my memo apart and CC'd partner

JFC it was some dumb vague question. I wrote a memo and had ...
aggressive theater stage
  04/13/15
Sorry man. Cc'ing the partner is a dick move. He is the ki...
sick parlor sandwich
  04/13/15
definitely. but i know there are a handful of assholes on t...
mint fragrant spot persian
  04/13/15
do you like lit
milky associate
  04/13/15
sometimes when i am in court i like it. I like writing brief...
aggressive theater stage
  04/13/15
You like holding the partner's briefcase?
Bossy base
  04/14/15
tcq
Dark Multi-colored Stain
  04/14/15
yea ilol
aggressive theater stage
  04/18/15
I like how you qualified both of your sentences with "s...
Soul-stirring international law enforcement agency
  06/03/15
is this flame? or is law actually like this?
rough-skinned wagecucks gas station
  04/13/15
actually like this. plus i am fucking withdrawing from booze...
aggressive theater stage
  04/13/15
It is like this, not always, but sometimes.
sick parlor sandwich
  04/13/15
lol. its like this every fucking day. OP's mistake was not r...
green galvanic background story
  04/13/15
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Sooty athletic conference place of business
  04/13/15
Lol. So true. The amount of time spent proofing internal b...
sick parlor sandwich
  04/13/15
the worst part is the pressure to not overbill and get fucki...
aggressive theater stage
  04/13/15
LJL at spending time polishing an internal fucking email. i'...
Burgundy Blood Rage National
  04/13/15
LOL no.
hilarious pistol
  04/13/15
(Pumo who is not at a top law firm)
sick parlor sandwich
  04/13/15
sounds like a great way to get a partner to press his lips t...
Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes
  04/14/15
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Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend
  04/14/15
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Stubborn Unholy Jap Factory Reset Button
  04/14/15
180 username btw
red nursing home
  04/14/15
azngrlification of monikers is SWEEPING the bort
Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes
  04/14/15
true true
supple wrinkle
  04/14/15
...
Jade razzmatazz sanctuary
  04/15/15
(ARE Firm prole)
supple wrinkle
  04/14/15
just. like. this.
contagious bawdyhouse
  04/13/15
If it's any consolation, he looks like a shitty manager to t...
sick parlor sandwich
  04/13/15
no such thing as a shitty manager in a law firm. the worse y...
green galvanic background story
  04/13/15
one of my several bosses is a biglaw refugee and this is exa...
Pearly Electric Furnace Den
  04/13/15
that bitch!
supple wrinkle
  04/13/15
what goes on in people's heads that that is the person they ...
Pearly Electric Furnace Den
  04/13/15
...
Bateful narrow-minded native
  04/14/15
lol i got sometihng like that one time, I responded back &qu...
Mind-boggling bat-shit-crazy whorehouse
  04/14/15
Recently went in-house, and I have noticed a divide between ...
Laughsome Box Office Macaca
  04/14/15
Yes, and for my trouble I got a lecture about how the qualit...
Pearly Electric Furnace Den
  04/14/15
...
black center
  04/14/15
...
Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend
  04/14/15
Holy Mother of God
supple wrinkle
  04/14/15
lol @ are lives
Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes
  04/14/15
Was it really a comma? Or are you exaggerating to rightfull...
supple wrinkle
  04/14/15
dropping the comma between the business name and the busines...
Pearly Electric Furnace Den
  04/14/15
Sorry about that bro. Somw ppl never let go. When I first st...
Laughsome Box Office Macaca
  04/14/15
based on this chick's general managerial style i think her r...
Pearly Electric Furnace Den
  04/14/15
Moniker potential right here folks agreement in good face...
Dashing twisted shrine rigpig
  04/15/15
That sounds like hell. Was there anyone that was willing to ...
Laughsome Box Office Macaca
  04/14/15
Tbf getting the punctuation wrong on an entity name is a pre...
Pink titillating lodge hunting ground
  04/14/15
again, internal shit that no one will see. i'm not a lawyer,...
Pearly Electric Furnace Den
  04/14/15
fuck now my blood pressure is up thinking about how i have t...
Pearly Electric Furnace Den
  04/14/15
I'm in-house at a place where everyone is a biglaw refugee a...
Razzle Set Kitty
  04/14/15
Does anyone senior ever step in to stop this petty shit?
Laughsome Box Office Macaca
  04/14/15
100% cr that shitlaw dudes wouldn't last a week in that envi...
Boyish orchid yarmulke
  04/14/15
shitlaw survives on roadkill. they dont have time to chase c...
Heady Deer Antler Pocket Flask
  04/14/15
what type of company? I've only heard of a few places (bank...
erotic crackhouse boiling water
  06/03/15
I work with a refugee as well. She doesn't pull this shit on...
Heady Deer Antler Pocket Flask
  04/14/15
To be fair, The keyword in this entire paragraph: "s...
talking office
  04/14/15
Jfc
Pink titillating lodge hunting ground
  04/14/15
I pull the CC move a lot. Like it or hate it, it gets result...
electric arrogant range alpha
  04/13/15
Oh please be assured your colleagues hate both it and you.
milky associate
  04/13/15
...as I said.
mint fragrant spot persian
  04/13/15
...
sick parlor sandwich
  04/13/15
...
appetizing step-uncle's house
  04/14/15
, faggot.
Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes
  04/14/15
2bclear the intent here was romneyfication
Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes
  04/14/15
Pure faggot. People like you should burn.
Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend
  04/14/15
You give a bad name to pumo kind
Pink titillating lodge hunting ground
  04/14/15
Sure does. But also destroys any goodwill. I have worked wit...
histrionic generalized bond new version
  04/17/15
Bro, trust me, just forget about it. Either you work for ...
beady-eyed chrome abode ladyboy
  04/13/15
yea i dont really care just don't know why he wouldn't email...
aggressive theater stage
  04/13/15
cause he is a bitch ass fag
supple wrinkle
  04/13/15
Physically confront him. Sent from my Iridium
rebellious arousing locus
  04/13/15
*trips him from behind as he walks down the hall*
well-lubricated casino
  04/13/15
I was thinking more along the lines of: *enters his offic...
rebellious arousing locus
  04/13/15
Instead of be weell, "thank"
Wild round eye
  04/13/15
TITCE Sent from my Iridium
rebellious arousing locus
  04/13/15
alpha
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  04/13/15
"on the backside is a grid of corresponding photographs...
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appetizing step-uncle's house
  04/14/15
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Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend
  04/14/15
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spectacular khaki senate
  04/14/15
To be fair, *You're suprised to receive an email five min...
talking office
  04/14/15
The cab pulled up in front of his house. Another long night...
rebellious arousing locus
  04/14/15
Fucking scholarship. This made my day
aggressive theater stage
  04/14/15
TY brother. Just keep in mind, you're never without options...
rebellious arousing locus
  04/14/15
"He shadowboxed against the night air to emphasize the ...
Dark Multi-colored Stain
  04/14/15
...
Sooty athletic conference place of business
  04/14/15
millenial angel of death
very tactful theater liquid oxygen
  04/15/15
This is now the title. TY
rebellious arousing locus
  04/15/15
FUCK MY ASS you are such an underrated poaster.
Mustard Tanning Salon
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  04/18/15
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rebellious arousing locus
  04/18/15
magnificent
Vibrant Potus University
  06/03/15
180
Dark Multi-colored Stain
  04/14/15
180
Dark Multi-colored Stain
  04/14/15
kick his fucking ass
Pink titillating lodge hunting ground
  04/13/15
KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!
vigorous opaque queen of the night kitchen
  04/14/15
Such a backstabbing, horrible culture. Some areas of compan...
carnelian space
  04/13/15
academia too
cream lascivious newt
  04/13/15
Cc the partner on your reply where you call him out for bein...
cordovan mewling mad cow disease
  04/13/15
Reply all with something polite, ask him to watch his langua...
Hairless Geriatric Kitty Cat
  04/13/15
Prime number.
sick parlor sandwich
  04/13/15
lol
milky associate
  04/14/15
...
contagious bawdyhouse
  04/14/15
...
appetizing step-uncle's house
  04/14/15
omg
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  04/14/15
lol
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  04/14/15
Lol
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  04/14/15
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Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes
  04/14/15
...
spectacular khaki senate
  04/14/15
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Trip Plaza
  04/14/15
ljl
glittery old irish cottage
  04/14/15
i had a "senior" attorney review my work (i had be...
stimulating institution
  04/13/15
it may be the other way around
supple wrinkle
  04/14/15
The law brings out the worst people?
Abusive obsidian lay tattoo
  04/14/15
The worst people bring themselves out to law
supple wrinkle
  04/14/15
What was the mistake?
Laughsome Box Office Macaca
  04/14/15
Missed one part of the record that provided additional suppo...
stimulating institution
  04/14/15
The same humans that sucked the Kings dick, tortured peasant...
Aphrodisiac puce stage dopamine
  04/14/15
...
Thriller tank
  04/14/15
senior associates / counsel will do whatever it takes to pro...
Clear school cafeteria mood
  04/14/15
TCR. The is especially true in litigation where a dude's ent...
Razzle Set Kitty
  04/14/15
180
cream lascivious newt
  04/14/15
"its" not "it's"
Vermilion insecure people who are hurt
  04/14/15
ExplAin This has always confounded me
Heady Deer Antler Pocket Flask
  04/14/15
"Its" is the neutered version of his or her.
Boyish orchid yarmulke
  04/14/15
i see, so zhir is for person of either or more genders and i...
Heady Deer Antler Pocket Flask
  04/14/15
It's only applies when you are saying it is. I screwed thi...
marvelous sable state
  04/17/15
lol are you retarded are something?
Mustard Tanning Salon
  04/15/15
I read this as: "Jerkoff associate, fucking ripped my m...
ebony stirring stage toaster
  04/14/15
...
Learning disabled saffron site son of senegal
  04/14/15
Omg I did the fucking edits. He wrote - well there has to be...
aggressive theater stage
  04/14/15
sounds like a reasonable response to me
red nursing home
  04/14/15
Nah, it was counter-productive. The right response was: ...
mint fragrant spot persian
  04/14/15
Cr
Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend
  04/14/15
fair enough i still think some sort of physical beating i...
red nursing home
  04/14/15
As a first year I had a senior become absolutely LIVID that...
green galvanic background story
  04/14/15
...
Motley sapphire gunner business firm
  04/15/15
...
seedy gay wizard incel
  04/15/15
Neger v. Neger, 93 N.J. 15 (1983)
aggressive theater stage
  06/03/15
This is your fault for not curb stomping him after the first...
Startling legal warrant
  04/14/15
I'll wait for the response on this email
aggressive theater stage
  04/14/15
I'd stick a nail or two behind his tires
Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend
  04/14/15
In all seriousness, go down to his office and explain to him...
Startling legal warrant
  04/14/15
I agree that talking to him like a man would have worked whe...
Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend
  04/14/15
Yeah this faggot will probably email HR and cc the partner a...
Bossy base
  04/14/15
That's correct.
supple wrinkle
  04/14/15
DESCRIBE the senior associate in greater detail.
Learning disabled saffron site son of senegal
  04/14/15
Bald overweight and bad posture.
aggressive theater stage
  04/14/15
To be fair, This doesn't really narrow it down
talking office
  04/14/15
...
Pink titillating lodge hunting ground
  04/14/15
...
supple wrinkle
  04/14/15
I look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident attor...
slate hideous address water buffalo
  04/14/15
lol tyft
Mustard Tanning Salon
  04/15/15
...
black center
  04/15/15
...
rebellious arousing locus
  04/14/15
But...like...*transactional* biglaw is pretty chill, right?
Jade razzmatazz sanctuary
  04/15/15
it sure is... we all float down here georgie
Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes
  04/15/15
this is something i don't understand about working in law. ...
splenetic orchestra pit personal credit line
  04/15/15
THE ISSUES ARE TOO HIGH LEVEL, OBVIOUSLY
Jade razzmatazz sanctuary
  04/15/15
because you can't bill a proofreader out at $400 / hr.
Thriller tank
  04/15/15
Shhhhh
Pink titillating lodge hunting ground
  04/15/15
Why doesn't God send a fortuitous meteor or two and end this...
Mustard Tanning Salon
  04/15/15
Some firms do this. But you're not going to send every littl...
Stubborn Unholy Jap Factory Reset Button
  04/15/15
...
rebellious arousing locus
  04/15/15
...
Mustard Tanning Salon
  04/15/15
...
Mustard Tanning Salon
  04/15/15
Jesus you people are still talking about this. I got 8 more ...
aggressive theater stage
  04/15/15
from the same SA?
supple wrinkle
  04/17/15
yea. i don't even respond
aggressive theater stage
  04/18/15


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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

JFC it was some dumb vague question. I wrote a memo and had one typo in the case name when just doing basic summary. He is like is that a different case or a typo? Please shepardized everything again, those cases seem old. Yea no shit i fucking shepardized it when doing it- obv still good law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684813)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: sick parlor sandwich

Sorry man. Cc'ing the partner is a dick move. He is the kind of lawyer who gives lawyers a bad name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684830)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: mint fragrant spot persian

definitely. but i know there are a handful of assholes on this bort who would do this without a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684857)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: milky associate

do you like lit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684839)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

sometimes when i am in court i like it. I like writing briefs sometimes when it is interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684855)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Bossy base

You like holding the partner's briefcase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689126)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Dark Multi-colored Stain

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692771)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 10:47 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

yea ilol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715675)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 4:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring international law enforcement agency

I like how you qualified both of your sentences with "sometimes," because, y'know, the truth is that your job is probably very dull and frustrating 95% of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030586)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: rough-skinned wagecucks gas station

is this flame? or is law actually like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684842)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

actually like this. plus i am fucking withdrawing from booze and shaking like a fucking leaf trying to write these bullshit memos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684845)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: sick parlor sandwich

It is like this, not always, but sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684849)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: green galvanic background story

lol. its like this every fucking day. OP's mistake was not rereading this internal memo 7 fucking times to avoid being humiliated over some meaningless typo lmao



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684870)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: Sooty athletic conference place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684905)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: sick parlor sandwich

Lol. So true. The amount of time spent proofing internal bullshit is unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684911)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

the worst part is the pressure to not overbill and get fucking yelled at. So you are stuck spending like 3 hours writing the shit fucking worrying about overbilling and getting cut and than they want you to spend another hour proof reading it. So you know your hours will be cut even more.

Obv if i wasn't stressed the fuck out about overbilling the shit i would have read the thing like 8 times. Also this was an assignment due ASAP, meaning i got it the night before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684932)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Burgundy Blood Rage National

LJL at spending time polishing an internal fucking email. i've never done this. just get it done ASAP and end with an explanation of what you're doing next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685359)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: hilarious pistol

LOL no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685893)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: sick parlor sandwich

(Pumo who is not at a top law firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686033)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes

sounds like a great way to get a partner to press his lips together and narrow his eyes ever so sligthly at me every time i pass him in the hall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686650)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689024)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Stubborn Unholy Jap Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689051)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: red nursing home

180 username btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689065)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes

azngrlification of monikers is SWEEPING the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689260)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: supple wrinkle

true true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689437)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:13 AM
Author: Jade razzmatazz sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693942)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: supple wrinkle

(ARE Firm prole)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686917)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: contagious bawdyhouse

just. like. this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685253)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: sick parlor sandwich

If it's any consolation, he looks like a shitty manager to the partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684862)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: green galvanic background story

no such thing as a shitty manager in a law firm. the worse you are, the more time gets billed, the more revenue you generate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684881)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Pearly Electric Furnace Den

one of my several bosses is a biglaw refugee and this is exactly her style. "why is the footnote spacing on page 4 different from page 5, please correct and review, attention to detail is important" cc all senior associates and an md

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684922)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: supple wrinkle

that bitch!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685069)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Pearly Electric Furnace Den

what goes on in people's heads that that is the person they want to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685272)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:04 AM
Author: Bateful narrow-minded native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687825)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 4:52 AM
Author: Mind-boggling bat-shit-crazy whorehouse

lol i got sometihng like that one time, I responded back "no it isn't" and two of the founders were giving me high fives later, sweet jesus in house was so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687703)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Macaca

Recently went in-house, and I have noticed a divide between those in the biglaw-attention-to-detail group and those that are in the does-this-do-what-we-need-it-to-do group.The former group is insufferable.

What did you reply? Did you fix the footnote?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687807)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Pearly Electric Furnace Den

Yes, and for my trouble I got a lecture about how the quality of my work needs to improve and I need to lavish the same attention and care on internal documents as I would on client deliverables

The absolute worst part is when I start to internalize this and think that I suck at life because I wrote "fucknuts llc" instead of "fucknuts COMMA llc" on an internal memo three people will read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688927)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: black center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689235)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689273)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: supple wrinkle

Holy Mother of God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689429)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes

lol @ are lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689436)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: supple wrinkle

Was it really a comma? Or are you exaggerating to rightfully mock them and feel better about your egregious misspelling of Orthopedic? Or was it something as comical as "agreement in good face?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689490)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Pearly Electric Furnace Den

dropping the comma between the business name and the business entity type is a MASSIVE pet peeve of this bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693563)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Macaca

Sorry about that bro. Somw ppl never let go. When I first started, I revised a doc as if I were in biglaw. (e.g., proper alignment, automatic cross referencing, removing the unecessary space, etc). Boss was like, "This is good. But, you don't have to spend time on this. If it gets the job done, that is enough." World changed for me after that. I am careful, but I won't spend hours reviewing every doc to make it perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693604)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Pearly Electric Furnace Den

based on this chick's general managerial style i think her redlining is about power, not style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693625)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Dashing twisted shrine rigpig

Moniker potential right here folks

agreement in good face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696671)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Macaca

That sounds like hell. Was there anyone that was willing to support you?

Sometimes on conference calls, some other in-house atty in another region will start ripping a document apart and my boss pretty much tells the lil dooder to calm the fuck down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691362)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: Pink titillating lodge hunting ground

Tbf getting the punctuation wrong on an entity name is a pretty bad fuckup, assuming it isn't one of like 800 names in an endless list of names or something,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691379)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Pearly Electric Furnace Den

again, internal shit that no one will see. i'm not a lawyer, these are briefs to other consultants on the team about companies we do work for and their competitors etc, or like a team checklist of tasks to be completed with a list of corresponding client names. ex-biglaw refugee is i assume just unable to resist whatever sadistic pavlovian reaction was tortured into her in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693573)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Pearly Electric Furnace Den

fuck now my blood pressure is up thinking about how i have to deal with this shit in seven hours nad i won't be able to sleep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693672)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:04 AM
Author: Razzle Set Kitty

I'm in-house at a place where everyone is a biglaw refugee and so everything is like this. We bounce documents because of apostrophes. The level of anal is so bad that when I leave here I'm leaving a giant dildo and a bottle of lube on my desk.

Shitlaw dudes wouldnt last a week here. They can't write for shit and they would break down crying after they got back a few redlines from these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687809)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:36 AM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Macaca

Does anyone senior ever step in to stop this petty shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687818)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:18 AM
Author: Boyish orchid yarmulke

100% cr that shitlaw dudes wouldn't last a week in that environment but I think you thoroughly miss the difference between most shitlawyers and big lawyers with the second part. Most shitlawyers don't really care enough to cry over something someone at work says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688071)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: Heady Deer Antler Pocket Flask

shitlaw survives on roadkill. they dont have time to chase commas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688936)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: erotic crackhouse boiling water

what type of company? I've only heard of a few places (banks/financial institutions) where legal QOL/culture is as bad as at a firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030727)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Heady Deer Antler Pocket Flask

I work with a refugee as well. She doesn't pull this shit on me but does on EVERYONE junior. Worst part is that her products and emails are riddled with errors, not just typos. She is especially prolific at churning out language we emphatically agreed against using when she marks something up. ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688947)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: talking office

To be fair,

The keyword in this entire paragraph: "she"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689377)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: Pink titillating lodge hunting ground

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691373)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: electric arrogant range alpha

I pull the CC move a lot. Like it or hate it, it gets results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684956)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:19 PM
Author: milky associate

Oh please be assured your colleagues hate both it and you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684977)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: mint fragrant spot persian

...as I said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684992)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: sick parlor sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685260)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: appetizing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686938)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes

, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686658)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes

2bclear the intent here was romneyfication



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692890)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend

Pure faggot. People like you should burn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689030)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Pink titillating lodge hunting ground

You give a bad name to pumo kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691389)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:43 AM
Author: histrionic generalized bond new version

Sure does. But also destroys any goodwill. I have worked with people who take this approach, as well as people who show a willingness to handle shit when you have other things to do. I do a lot more to help the latter folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27706985)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed chrome abode ladyboy

Bro, trust me, just forget about it.

Either you work for a reasonable partner, who is going to see the senior associate as being petty here and not think anything of it or you work for an insane partner, in which case this one thing isn't going to change the fact that you are working for an insane partner.

If you want to not go crazy, you need to let shit roll off of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685001)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

yea i dont really care just don't know why he wouldn't email me and just say hey follow up on this - we are talking to client tom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685025)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: supple wrinkle

cause he is a bitch ass fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685089)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: rebellious arousing locus

Physically confront him.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685080)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: well-lubricated casino

*trips him from behind as he walks down the hall*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685147)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: rebellious arousing locus

I was thinking more along the lines of:

*enters his office*

'What's up?'

"You seem confused."

'What are you talking about?'

"Let me help. You seem confused. That I'm the sort of person to be fucked with."

{laughs, uncomfortably, confusedly}

*You slide a piece of paper across the table to him*

{On the paper are names and addresses--his family home, his wife's place of work, his mother and father's home, his children's schools, most importantly, his dog groomer's business address}

{on the backside is a grid of corresponding photographs}

"Would be a shame if anything happened."

*you get up to exit*

"Thank."

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685244)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Wild round eye

Instead of be weell, "thank"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685301)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: rebellious arousing locus

TITCE

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685307)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: cream lascivious newt

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685971)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Mustard Tanning Salon

"on the backside is a grid of corresponding photographs"

burst out laughing at this part, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686045)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: appetizing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686948)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689036)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: spectacular khaki senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689367)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: talking office

To be fair,

*You're suprised to receive an email five minutes later, marked "Urgent," copying the entire firm*

"Neumann,

Have reviewed the draft threatening note you turned this morning. Some initial comments:

My wife's middle name is "Jaycee," not "Kaycee". Also, we recently moved our youngest daughter to a new daycare facility, but I see that you have lasted the old one here--have you checked to confirm that all of these addresses are accurate and up-to-date? This is a fairly major issue.

Can you find a more flattering picture of my son to use (e.g. without any missing teeth in the simile)?

Thanks.

Dave

--

Sent from my iPhone -- Please excuse any typos."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689427)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: rebellious arousing locus

The cab pulled up in front of his house. Another long night at the firm--hard work had its virtues. He didn't bother looking at the meter. He already knew the fare; had taken the route countless late nights and early mornings, weekdays and weekends, Christmases, Easters, Thanksgivings--it didn't matter. The half-hour journey was always an opportunity: to savor the satisfaction of another motion turned, another memo swiftly revised, another critical issue run down. He was that good, and he knew it.

He handed the driver exact fare--tips were for exceeding expectations, not doing your job--and shimmied out of the backseat. As he approached the front door, he failed to notice that none of the usual exterior lights were on; he was too wrapped up in another remembrance of the day. Chuckling to himself, he thought of the exchange with the associate that morning; of the firmwide riposte he'd shot back. HR had called almost immediately: the associate would be escorted out "within the hour"; "of course, additional measures are being considered." Profuse apologies were offered all around.

He was at the door now, still wrapped in his reverie. "Well, that's what happens," he whispered, a self-satisfied smile creeping to lips, "when you mess with the best." He shadowboxed against the night air to emphasize the point.

The physical exertion--he was panting on the porch from the jabs--recalled him to the present. Eyeing the door knob, he fumbled for his keys, found them in the pocket-watch pocket of his vest, shoved them into the lock to enter his "Suburban Castle." And because of the lack of light and because he was tired and because he'd performed this empty ritual a thousand times before, he also failed to notice the four thick red smears running down the panel of the door. This would prove to be an unfortunate oversight.

He walked through the foyer into the kitchen. Mumbling to himself "honey, I'm home"--but only ironically, since he was both witty and modern--he swung open the refrigerator door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689873)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

Fucking scholarship. This made my day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689925)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: rebellious arousing locus

TY brother. Just keep in mind, you're never without options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27690196)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Dark Multi-colored Stain

"He shadowboxed against the night air to emphasize the point. "

I lost it at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693224)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Sooty athletic conference place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693602)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: very tactful theater liquid oxygen

millenial angel of death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693962)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: rebellious arousing locus

This is now the title. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696530)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: Mustard Tanning Salon

FUCK MY ASS you are such an underrated poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694556)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:15 AM
Author: Pink titillating lodge hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694804)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:26 AM
Author: Motley sapphire gunner business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694826)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 5:39 PM
Author: greedy gaming laptop school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697916)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: bipolar charcoal digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715228)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: rebellious arousing locus

And now, the audio book, courtesy of Dennis2 tp:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mH2yTwfmN3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715627)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Potus University

magnificent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030838)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Dark Multi-colored Stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693182)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Dark Multi-colored Stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693172)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Pink titillating lodge hunting ground

kick his fucking ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685248)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: vigorous opaque queen of the night kitchen

KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688961)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: carnelian space

Such a backstabbing, horrible culture. Some areas of companies are like this (advertising and PR come to mind), but fuck if I don't work in Disneyland right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685986)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: cream lascivious newt

academia too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685998)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: cordovan mewling mad cow disease

Cc the partner on your reply where you call him out for being too stupid to notice an obvious typo. Htfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686007)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Hairless Geriatric Kitty Cat

Reply all with something polite, ask him to watch his language, and cc all the partners in your practice area. But edit the associates original message to you so it starts with "Hey Fuck Face" and reads like straight up Ebonics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686471)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: sick parlor sandwich

Prime number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686531)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: milky associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686622)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: contagious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686936)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: appetizing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686950)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:54 AM
Author: Aromatic milk gaping

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687305)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:28 AM
Author: excitant topaz parlour toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687848)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Heady Deer Antler Pocket Flask

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688030)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689268)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: spectacular khaki senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689372)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Trip Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692931)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: glittery old irish cottage

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693606)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: stimulating institution

i had a "senior" attorney review my work (i had been working for a month), see a mistake I had made, ignore it, let it get turned in, and then chew me out after our boss got wind of it. i dont understand why law brings out the worst in people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686560)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: supple wrinkle

it may be the other way around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686937)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:39 AM
Author: Abusive obsidian lay tattoo

The law brings out the worst people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687853)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:11 PM
Author: supple wrinkle

The worst people bring themselves out to law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691350)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:42 AM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Macaca

What was the mistake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687856)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: stimulating institution

Missed one part of the record that provided additional support for our argument

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693585)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 3:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac puce stage dopamine

The same humans that sucked the Kings dick, tortured peasants and stole grain for their own barn still exist, and it seems a good number of these fascist boot lickers populate the halls of our great vee 20. Make no mistake you will get to face timeless evil, and feel it's icy materialistic grip around your little life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687621)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:15 AM
Author: Thriller tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687743)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:41 AM
Author: Clear school cafeteria mood

senior associates / counsel will do whatever it takes to protect their perceived value to the firm. often, this comes at a price to your own career. when a senior associate redlines the shit out of your work product, and CC'es a nervous, out-of-touch partner, he knows precisely what he is doing. it has no pedagogical value, nor is it related to your professional development. instead, it is a reminder to the partner (1) what a fuck up you are, and (2) how lost the partner would be w/o that senior associate.

the paycheck-to-paycheck motherfuckers (more common than you'd think) are particularly toxic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687788)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:07 AM
Author: Razzle Set Kitty

TCR. The is especially true in litigation where a dude's entire career is built on handling only one kind of case and when his practice area slows he knows half the people like him are going to be fucked so the competition to be the most anal of the little Eichmanns to justify them keep you when they let the rest go results in precisely this. The dirty little secret is any retard off the street can do the work, but only the most anal little bitches will survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687810)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:45 AM
Author: cream lascivious newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687791)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: Vermilion insecure people who are hurt

"its" not "it's"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687852)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:05 AM
Author: Heady Deer Antler Pocket Flask

ExplAin

This has always confounded me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688034)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: Boyish orchid yarmulke

"Its" is the neutered version of his or her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688883)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Heady Deer Antler Pocket Flask

i see, so zhir is for person of either or more genders and its is for genderless items and people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688910)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: marvelous sable state

It's only applies when you are saying it is. I screwed this up till I was 30.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27706922)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Mustard Tanning Salon

lol are you retarded are something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696621)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: ebony stirring stage toaster

I read this as: "Jerkoff associate, fucking ripped my memo apart, and CC'd partner"

I thought OP was bragging about a highly productive day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689040)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Learning disabled saffron site son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689044)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

Omg I did the fucking edits. He wrote - well there has to be a case on that point. Cc'd partner

I lost it. I immediately responded cc' partner "well I don't know what you want me to do. If you know the cite to the case please let me know, because I've read 30 cases so far and nothing on point."

I am about to walk the fuck out

Edit: I prob will be escorted out after that response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689070)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: red nursing home

sounds like a reasonable response to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689093)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: mint fragrant spot persian

Nah, it was counter-productive. The right response was:

"Here are the six different search terms I've used trying to locate a case and I've come up empty. [List them]. [Senior associate's name], I welcome suggestions about what else to try, because I am out of ideas."

Now you've demonstrated what you've done, and basically challenged the senior associate in front of the partner to step up and contribute substantively. And you've done it without having a tantrum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689112)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689125)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: red nursing home

fair enough

i still think some sort of physical beating is justified

not a tantrum but rather a systematic, carefully calibrated, beating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689197)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: green galvanic background story

As a first year I had a senior become absolutely LIVID that I sent him an email explaining the steps I took, including search terms used, to find some bullshit case that clearly didn't exist because the law was unequivocally against us.

He was screaming at me about how he didn't care what searches I ran and that I needed to find something no matter what because the motion we were bringing HAD to be made (even though we had no fucking legal basis to bring it).

It was utterly surreal.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691671)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: Motley sapphire gunner business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694857)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: seedy gay wizard incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696687)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

Neger v. Neger, 93 N.J. 15 (1983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030577)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Startling legal warrant

This is your fault for not curb stomping him after the first email. You practically invited him to fuck you in the ass again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689097)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

I'll wait for the response on this email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689119)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend

I'd stick a nail or two behind his tires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689122)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Startling legal warrant

In all seriousness, go down to his office and explain to him like a man that he is a fucking little bitch for doing that and if he does it again you don't care if it costs you your job, it will be the FUCKING last time he ever clicks send with a good finger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689086)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling demanding organic girlfriend

I agree that talking to him like a man would have worked when I was your age. But these days I honestly think it would backfire so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689140)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Bossy base

Yeah this faggot will probably email HR and cc the partner as soon as you leave his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689169)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: supple wrinkle

That's correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691391)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Learning disabled saffron site son of senegal

DESCRIBE the senior associate in greater detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689207)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

Bald overweight and bad posture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689233)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: talking office

To be fair,

This doesn't really narrow it down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689456)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Pink titillating lodge hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691406)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: supple wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691538)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: slate hideous address water buffalo

I look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident attorney... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Senior. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a memo of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're a Cornell grad, right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I saw A Civil Action? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' legal style manual. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689977)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Mustard Tanning Salon

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696631)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: black center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697191)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: rebellious arousing locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692570)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Jade razzmatazz sanctuary

But...like...*transactional* biglaw is pretty chill, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694009)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: Odious Out-of-control Useless Brakes

it sure is... we all float down here georgie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694777)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: splenetic orchestra pit personal credit line

this is something i don't understand about working in law.

why not practice a division of labor? hire some proofreaders at $25K to review/format everything on an assembly line basis.

why are people with expensive 'legal educations' and $300K salaries spending all of their time discussing and bitching about comma spacing. it seems insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694015)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Jade razzmatazz sanctuary

THE ISSUES ARE TOO HIGH LEVEL, OBVIOUSLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694022)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: Thriller tank

because you can't bill a proofreader out at $400 / hr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694029)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:16 AM
Author: Pink titillating lodge hunting ground

Shhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694808)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Mustard Tanning Salon

Why doesn't God send a fortuitous meteor or two and end this miserable terrestrial experiment once and for all? Some things in this world just don't make sense, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696649)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Stubborn Unholy Jap Factory Reset Button

Some firms do this. But you're not going to send every little thing to the proofreader, so there's always the risk of typos in emails, short memos, etc. Plus some minor errors are things only someone with knowledge of the transaction/lawsuit would catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697820)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: rebellious arousing locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696062)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Mustard Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696718)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Mustard Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696869)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

Jesus you people are still talking about this. I got 8 more of this shit done to me over the last two days. I just stopped answering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697992)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: supple wrinkle

from the same SA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27706684)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: aggressive theater stage

yea. i don't even respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715593)