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Paul Weiss crushed it with Wells Report. Not one typo.

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfiv...
Salmon New Version Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/07/15
lmao.
Razzmatazz senate windowlicker
  05/07/15
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sapphire thriller depressive
  05/07/15
there was a missing comma in like the second line on the ver...
Beady-eyed sex offender rehab
  05/07/15
agree to disagree.
Salmon New Version Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/07/15
hi paul, weiss!
Beady-eyed sex offender rehab
  05/07/15
That error is so frequent (same with after year or other dat...
Contagious Meetinghouse
  05/07/15
What about the use of the passive voice on the very first pa...
milky shivering field
  05/07/15
(Non lawyer)
Galvanic twisted gaming laptop library
  05/07/15
Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sor...
Self-absorbed den french chef
  05/07/15
That was horrible.
Heady onyx step-uncle's house
  05/07/15
yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the t...
Fluffy Abode
  05/07/15
they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first...
Pungent heaven
  05/07/15
What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the ...
razzle fishy theater hominid
  05/07/15
They have two different headings for "Background."...
maniacal headpube
  05/07/15
the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that ...
Fluffy Abode
  05/07/15
The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it...
Heady onyx step-uncle's house
  05/07/15
i think what the media missed on that is that the rules requ...
Fluffy Abode
  05/07/15
What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because th...
Heady onyx step-uncle's house
  05/07/15
(NOT Sarah Koenig)
Impertinent razzle-dazzle native boltzmann
  05/07/15
did you actually read the whole report?
Lemon aggressive church juggernaut
  05/07/15
yep
Heady onyx step-uncle's house
  05/07/15
The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform
milky shivering field
  05/07/15
...
titillating factory reset button ceo
  05/07/15
i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would...
Seedy nighttime dilemma travel guidebook
  05/07/15
http://www.exponent.com/
Heady onyx step-uncle's house
  05/07/15
Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.
razzle fishy theater hominid
  05/07/15
ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out ...
titillating factory reset button ceo
  05/07/15
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  05/07/15
LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.
Comical fear-inspiring garrison
  05/07/15
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Supple Reading Party Digit Ratio
  05/07/15
this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on a...
Lemon aggressive church juggernaut
  05/07/15
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concupiscible frozen stock car son of senegal
  05/07/15
Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds ...
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  05/07/15
"it also is our view that it is more probable than not ...
scarlet appetizing school telephone
  05/07/15
"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."
Arousing aquamarine set marketing idea
  05/07/15
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin b...
Seedy nighttime dilemma travel guidebook
  05/07/15
180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner
Arousing aquamarine set marketing idea
  05/07/15
Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensiona...
Zippy giraffe stage
  05/07/15
just fill up a bathtub bro
Heady onyx step-uncle's house
  05/07/15
*partner emails sr. associate* *sr. associate emails jr.* ...
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  05/07/15
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Aphrodisiac Codepig
  05/07/15
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sticky soul-stirring boiling water mad-dog skullcap
  05/07/15
loled twice. *Paul, Weiss
Contagious Meetinghouse
  05/07/15
bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS
angry corner masturbator
  05/07/15
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  10/12/16
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titillating factory reset button ceo
  04/25/16
lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these ...
Seedy nighttime dilemma travel guidebook
  05/07/15
Hey bud we're all good
scarlet appetizing school telephone
  05/07/15
I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.
razzle fishy theater hominid
  05/07/15
you bet you're sweet ass there are
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  05/07/15
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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Salmon New Version Scourge Upon The Earth

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfives going around the associate ranks today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840854)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz senate windowlicker

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840869)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: sapphire thriller depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840873)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sex offender rehab

there was a missing comma in like the second line on the very first page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840879)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Salmon New Version Scourge Upon The Earth

agree to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840902)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sex offender rehab

hi paul, weiss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844287)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Contagious Meetinghouse

That error is so frequent (same with after year or other date terms) that I've had partners "correct" my correction of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841658)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: milky shivering field

What about the use of the passive voice on the very first page?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841720)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: Galvanic twisted gaming laptop library

(Non lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844464)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: Self-absorbed den french chef

Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sorry, done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840922)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Heady onyx step-uncle's house

That was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841593)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Fluffy Abode

yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the teams after their introduction the teams are referred to only as the "Patriots" and the "Colts" however they're never defined as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841613)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Pungent heaven

they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first paragraphy, without any definition, but then *after* that refer for the first time to "the National Football League (the "NFL" or the "League")."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841945)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: razzle fishy theater hominid

What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the Bible. PW probably would have been better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844262)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: maniacal headpube

They have two different headings for "Background." Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840963)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Fluffy Abode

the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that one of the news outlets will report on this egregious error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841590)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Heady onyx step-uncle's house

The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it with Roger Goodell's cock deep down his throat. His weak, vacillating conclusions about Brady shock the conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841607)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Fluffy Abode

i think what the media missed on that is that the rules require a finding by a preponderance of the evidence and preponderance of the evidence is defined to mean more likely than not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841630)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Heady onyx step-uncle's house

What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because the physics nerds said 99.4%. That's electric chair bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841641)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Impertinent razzle-dazzle native boltzmann

(NOT Sarah Koenig)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841826)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Lemon aggressive church juggernaut

did you actually read the whole report?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841681)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Heady onyx step-uncle's house

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841689)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: milky shivering field

The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841636)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: titillating factory reset button ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844007)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Seedy nighttime dilemma travel guidebook

i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would have a law firm conduct this investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841648)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Heady onyx step-uncle's house

http://www.exponent.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841655)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: razzle fishy theater hominid

Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844268)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: titillating factory reset button ceo

ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out whether some jock-itch high school dropout improperly inflated footballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841653)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen stock car son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842003)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Comical fear-inspiring garrison

LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844219)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Supple Reading Party Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844321)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Lemon aggressive church juggernaut

this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on all day? and for this you are paid well?

jfc, i should have gone to law school.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2073730/investigative-report-on-a-f-c-championship-game.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841798)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen stock car son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842009)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: pontificating domesticated theater stage

Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to repackage everything your drunk bro on the couch knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841819)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing school telephone

"it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots)"

THANKS FOR THAT NECESSARY PAREN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841836)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Arousing aquamarine set marketing idea

"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841849)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Seedy nighttime dilemma travel guidebook

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

McNally: Fuck tom....make sure the pump is attached to the needle.....fuckin watermelons coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841848)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Arousing aquamarine set marketing idea

180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841850)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Zippy giraffe stage

Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensional model of the football, which was obtained by high-resolution laser scans and used to calculate the volume of the football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841933)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Heady onyx step-uncle's house

just fill up a bathtub bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842469)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: titillating factory reset button ceo

*partner emails sr. associate*

*sr. associate emails jr.*

*jr. informs sr. that there is no bathtub in the Paul Weiss office building*

*fast forward 10 minutes: jr. is in handicapped stall, loading footballs into the shitter and attempting to measure the water as it spills out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842494)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling naked bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844050)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: cracking hot gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844068)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: crawly amber mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844256)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844300)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: sticky soul-stirring boiling water mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844424)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Contagious Meetinghouse

loled twice.

*Paul, Weiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844425)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: angry corner masturbator

bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844453)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: cerise indian lodge gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623890)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: titillating factory reset button ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#30343084)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Seedy nighttime dilemma travel guidebook

lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these texts/communications.

what a little shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844060)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing school telephone

Hey bud we're all good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844651)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: razzle fishy theater hominid

I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844243)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Codepig

you bet you're sweet ass there are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844294)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: bateful dysfunction hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623860)