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Paul Weiss crushed it with Wells Report. Not one typo.

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfiv...
aphrodisiac striped hyena
  05/07/15
lmao.
Glittery Jap
  05/07/15
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Violet messiness immigrant
  05/07/15
there was a missing comma in like the second line on the ver...
chrome address doctorate
  05/07/15
agree to disagree.
aphrodisiac striped hyena
  05/07/15
hi paul, weiss!
chrome address doctorate
  05/07/15
That error is so frequent (same with after year or other dat...
arrogant internal respiration
  05/07/15
What about the use of the passive voice on the very first pa...
Razzmatazz principal's office electric furnace
  05/07/15
(Non lawyer)
dun irradiated black woman forum
  05/07/15
Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sor...
dull ape locale
  05/07/15
That was horrible.
insanely creepy multi-colored crotch
  05/07/15
yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the t...
medicated national psychic
  05/07/15
they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first...
excitant twisted church coldplay fan
  05/07/15
What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the ...
Violent office
  05/07/15
They have two different headings for "Background."...
180 state
  05/07/15
the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that ...
medicated national psychic
  05/07/15
The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it...
insanely creepy multi-colored crotch
  05/07/15
i think what the media missed on that is that the rules requ...
medicated national psychic
  05/07/15
What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because th...
insanely creepy multi-colored crotch
  05/07/15
(NOT Sarah Koenig)
fear-inspiring center tank
  05/07/15
did you actually read the whole report?
Frozen gay wizard
  05/07/15
yep
insanely creepy multi-colored crotch
  05/07/15
The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform
Razzmatazz principal's office electric furnace
  05/07/15
...
Lavender mad cow disease public bath
  05/07/15
i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would...
Chartreuse sanctuary
  05/07/15
http://www.exponent.com/
insanely creepy multi-colored crotch
  05/07/15
Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.
Violent office
  05/07/15
ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out ...
Lavender mad cow disease public bath
  05/07/15
...
Clear prole
  05/07/15
LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.
Green cumskin incel
  05/07/15
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Domesticated Casino
  05/07/15
this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on a...
Frozen gay wizard
  05/07/15
...
Clear prole
  05/07/15
Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds ...
Lascivious Mood
  05/07/15
"it also is our view that it is more probable than not ...
Mind-boggling brethren
  05/07/15
"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."
brindle son of senegal new version
  05/07/15
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin b...
Chartreuse sanctuary
  05/07/15
180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner
brindle son of senegal new version
  05/07/15
Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensiona...
trip turdskin cuckoldry
  05/07/15
just fill up a bathtub bro
insanely creepy multi-colored crotch
  05/07/15
*partner emails sr. associate* *sr. associate emails jr.* ...
Lavender mad cow disease public bath
  05/07/15
...
Balding titillating garrison indirect expression
  05/07/15
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aqua laughsome house regret
  05/07/15
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cracking poppy corner hissy fit
  05/07/15
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appetizing drunken heaven
  05/07/15
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Bespoke Effete Private Investor Spot
  05/07/15
loled twice. *Paul, Weiss
arrogant internal respiration
  05/07/15
bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS
Disrespectful pisswyrm affirmative action
  05/07/15
...
sinister at-the-ready business firm
  10/12/16
...
Lavender mad cow disease public bath
  04/25/16
lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these ...
Chartreuse sanctuary
  05/07/15
Hey bud we're all good
Mind-boggling brethren
  05/07/15
I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.
Violent office
  05/07/15
you bet you're sweet ass there are
appetizing drunken heaven
  05/07/15
...
aromatic step-uncle's house
  10/12/16


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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: aphrodisiac striped hyena

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfives going around the associate ranks today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840854)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Glittery Jap

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840869)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Violet messiness immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840873)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: chrome address doctorate

there was a missing comma in like the second line on the very first page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840879)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac striped hyena

agree to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840902)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: chrome address doctorate

hi paul, weiss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844287)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: arrogant internal respiration

That error is so frequent (same with after year or other date terms) that I've had partners "correct" my correction of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841658)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office electric furnace

What about the use of the passive voice on the very first page?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841720)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: dun irradiated black woman forum

(Non lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844464)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: dull ape locale

Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sorry, done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840922)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored crotch

That was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841593)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: medicated national psychic

yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the teams after their introduction the teams are referred to only as the "Patriots" and the "Colts" however they're never defined as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841613)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: excitant twisted church coldplay fan

they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first paragraphy, without any definition, but then *after* that refer for the first time to "the National Football League (the "NFL" or the "League")."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841945)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: Violent office

What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the Bible. PW probably would have been better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844262)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: 180 state

They have two different headings for "Background." Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840963)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: medicated national psychic

the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that one of the news outlets will report on this egregious error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841590)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored crotch

The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it with Roger Goodell's cock deep down his throat. His weak, vacillating conclusions about Brady shock the conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841607)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: medicated national psychic

i think what the media missed on that is that the rules require a finding by a preponderance of the evidence and preponderance of the evidence is defined to mean more likely than not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841630)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored crotch

What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because the physics nerds said 99.4%. That's electric chair bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841641)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring center tank

(NOT Sarah Koenig)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841826)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Frozen gay wizard

did you actually read the whole report?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841681)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored crotch

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841689)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz principal's office electric furnace

The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841636)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: Lavender mad cow disease public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844007)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse sanctuary

i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would have a law firm conduct this investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841648)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored crotch

http://www.exponent.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841655)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: Violent office

Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844268)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Lavender mad cow disease public bath

ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out whether some jock-itch high school dropout improperly inflated footballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841653)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: Clear prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842003)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Green cumskin incel

LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844219)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Domesticated Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844321)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Frozen gay wizard

this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on all day? and for this you are paid well?

jfc, i should have gone to law school.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2073730/investigative-report-on-a-f-c-championship-game.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841798)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Clear prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842009)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Lascivious Mood

Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to repackage everything your drunk bro on the couch knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841819)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling brethren

"it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots)"

THANKS FOR THAT NECESSARY PAREN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841836)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: brindle son of senegal new version

"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841849)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse sanctuary

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

McNally: Fuck tom....make sure the pump is attached to the needle.....fuckin watermelons coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841848)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: brindle son of senegal new version

180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841850)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: trip turdskin cuckoldry

Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensional model of the football, which was obtained by high-resolution laser scans and used to calculate the volume of the football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841933)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored crotch

just fill up a bathtub bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842469)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Lavender mad cow disease public bath

*partner emails sr. associate*

*sr. associate emails jr.*

*jr. informs sr. that there is no bathtub in the Paul Weiss office building*

*fast forward 10 minutes: jr. is in handicapped stall, loading footballs into the shitter and attempting to measure the water as it spills out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842494)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: Balding titillating garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844050)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: aqua laughsome house regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844068)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: cracking poppy corner hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844256)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: appetizing drunken heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844300)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Bespoke Effete Private Investor Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844424)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: arrogant internal respiration

loled twice.

*Paul, Weiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844425)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Disrespectful pisswyrm affirmative action

bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844453)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: sinister at-the-ready business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623890)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Lavender mad cow disease public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#30343084)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse sanctuary

lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these texts/communications.

what a little shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844060)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling brethren

Hey bud we're all good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844651)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Violent office

I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844243)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: appetizing drunken heaven

you bet you're sweet ass there are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844294)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: aromatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623860)