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Paul Weiss crushed it with Wells Report. Not one typo.

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfiv...
Appetizing Crotch
  05/07/15
lmao.
nudist wine field patrolman
  05/07/15
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Gay pit mad-dog skullcap
  05/07/15
there was a missing comma in like the second line on the ver...
copper hairless ceo theater stage
  05/07/15
agree to disagree.
Appetizing Crotch
  05/07/15
hi paul, weiss!
copper hairless ceo theater stage
  05/07/15
That error is so frequent (same with after year or other dat...
well-lubricated ladyboy blood rage
  05/07/15
What about the use of the passive voice on the very first pa...
lime windowlicker meetinghouse
  05/07/15
(Non lawyer)
swashbuckling lodge dragon
  05/07/15
Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sor...
Wonderful stage
  05/07/15
That was horrible.
brindle multi-colored partner resort
  05/07/15
yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the t...
heady nursing home
  05/07/15
they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first...
Startled travel guidebook place of business
  05/07/15
What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the ...
Mustard Dilemma Coldplay Fan
  05/07/15
They have two different headings for "Background."...
Vigorous juggernaut
  05/07/15
the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that ...
heady nursing home
  05/07/15
The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it...
brindle multi-colored partner resort
  05/07/15
i think what the media missed on that is that the rules requ...
heady nursing home
  05/07/15
What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because th...
brindle multi-colored partner resort
  05/07/15
(NOT Sarah Koenig)
Turquoise vibrant shrine
  05/07/15
did you actually read the whole report?
Navy Prole Public Bath
  05/07/15
yep
brindle multi-colored partner resort
  05/07/15
The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform
lime windowlicker meetinghouse
  05/07/15
...
bearded bonkers piazza trust fund
  05/07/15
i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would...
electric cobalt rehab macaca
  05/07/15
http://www.exponent.com/
brindle multi-colored partner resort
  05/07/15
Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.
Mustard Dilemma Coldplay Fan
  05/07/15
ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out ...
bearded bonkers piazza trust fund
  05/07/15
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salmon gaping
  05/07/15
LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.
aromatic step-uncle's house
  05/07/15
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arousing sound barrier
  05/07/15
this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on a...
Navy Prole Public Bath
  05/07/15
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salmon gaping
  05/07/15
Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds ...
High-end Brunch
  05/07/15
"it also is our view that it is more probable than not ...
fragrant haunted graveyard knife
  05/07/15
"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."
Big naked mediation
  05/07/15
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin b...
electric cobalt rehab macaca
  05/07/15
180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner
Big naked mediation
  05/07/15
Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensiona...
Adulterous harsh hall idea he suggested
  05/07/15
just fill up a bathtub bro
brindle multi-colored partner resort
  05/07/15
*partner emails sr. associate* *sr. associate emails jr.* ...
bearded bonkers piazza trust fund
  05/07/15
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cerise boistinker
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Chrome location
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territorial goyim stock car
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Bespoke Hilarious Ticket Booth
  05/07/15
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Galvanic sienna friendly grandma
  05/07/15
loled twice. *Paul, Weiss
well-lubricated ladyboy blood rage
  05/07/15
bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS
Bronze theater headpube
  05/07/15
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adventurous community account
  10/12/16
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bearded bonkers piazza trust fund
  04/25/16
lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these ...
electric cobalt rehab macaca
  05/07/15
Hey bud we're all good
fragrant haunted graveyard knife
  05/07/15
I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.
Mustard Dilemma Coldplay Fan
  05/07/15
you bet you're sweet ass there are
Bespoke Hilarious Ticket Booth
  05/07/15
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racy chocolate hell dingle berry
  10/12/16


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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Appetizing Crotch

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfives going around the associate ranks today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840854)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: nudist wine field patrolman

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840869)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Gay pit mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840873)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: copper hairless ceo theater stage

there was a missing comma in like the second line on the very first page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840879)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Crotch

agree to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840902)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: copper hairless ceo theater stage

hi paul, weiss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844287)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated ladyboy blood rage

That error is so frequent (same with after year or other date terms) that I've had partners "correct" my correction of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841658)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: lime windowlicker meetinghouse

What about the use of the passive voice on the very first page?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841720)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling lodge dragon

(Non lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844464)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: Wonderful stage

Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sorry, done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840922)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: brindle multi-colored partner resort

That was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841593)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: heady nursing home

yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the teams after their introduction the teams are referred to only as the "Patriots" and the "Colts" however they're never defined as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841613)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Startled travel guidebook place of business

they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first paragraphy, without any definition, but then *after* that refer for the first time to "the National Football League (the "NFL" or the "League")."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841945)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: Mustard Dilemma Coldplay Fan

What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the Bible. PW probably would have been better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844262)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: Vigorous juggernaut

They have two different headings for "Background." Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840963)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: heady nursing home

the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that one of the news outlets will report on this egregious error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841590)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: brindle multi-colored partner resort

The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it with Roger Goodell's cock deep down his throat. His weak, vacillating conclusions about Brady shock the conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841607)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: heady nursing home

i think what the media missed on that is that the rules require a finding by a preponderance of the evidence and preponderance of the evidence is defined to mean more likely than not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841630)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: brindle multi-colored partner resort

What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because the physics nerds said 99.4%. That's electric chair bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841641)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant shrine

(NOT Sarah Koenig)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841826)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Navy Prole Public Bath

did you actually read the whole report?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841681)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: brindle multi-colored partner resort

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841689)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: lime windowlicker meetinghouse

The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841636)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: bearded bonkers piazza trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844007)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: electric cobalt rehab macaca

i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would have a law firm conduct this investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841648)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: brindle multi-colored partner resort

http://www.exponent.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841655)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: Mustard Dilemma Coldplay Fan

Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844268)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: bearded bonkers piazza trust fund

ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out whether some jock-itch high school dropout improperly inflated footballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841653)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: salmon gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842003)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: aromatic step-uncle's house

LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844219)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: arousing sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844321)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Navy Prole Public Bath

this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on all day? and for this you are paid well?

jfc, i should have gone to law school.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2073730/investigative-report-on-a-f-c-championship-game.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841798)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: salmon gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842009)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: High-end Brunch

Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to repackage everything your drunk bro on the couch knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841819)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: fragrant haunted graveyard knife

"it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots)"

THANKS FOR THAT NECESSARY PAREN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841836)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Big naked mediation

"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841849)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: electric cobalt rehab macaca

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

McNally: Fuck tom....make sure the pump is attached to the needle.....fuckin watermelons coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841848)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Big naked mediation

180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841850)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Adulterous harsh hall idea he suggested

Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensional model of the football, which was obtained by high-resolution laser scans and used to calculate the volume of the football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841933)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: brindle multi-colored partner resort

just fill up a bathtub bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842469)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: bearded bonkers piazza trust fund

*partner emails sr. associate*

*sr. associate emails jr.*

*jr. informs sr. that there is no bathtub in the Paul Weiss office building*

*fast forward 10 minutes: jr. is in handicapped stall, loading footballs into the shitter and attempting to measure the water as it spills out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842494)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: cerise boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844050)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Chrome location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844068)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: territorial goyim stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844256)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: Bespoke Hilarious Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844300)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Galvanic sienna friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844424)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated ladyboy blood rage

loled twice.

*Paul, Weiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844425)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Bronze theater headpube

bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844453)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: adventurous community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623890)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: bearded bonkers piazza trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#30343084)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: electric cobalt rehab macaca

lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these texts/communications.

what a little shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844060)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: fragrant haunted graveyard knife

Hey bud we're all good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844651)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Mustard Dilemma Coldplay Fan

I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844243)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Bespoke Hilarious Ticket Booth

you bet you're sweet ass there are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844294)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: racy chocolate hell dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623860)