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Paul Weiss crushed it with Wells Report. Not one typo.

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfiv...
crawly concupiscible rehab
  05/07/15
lmao.
Cyan useless trust fund
  05/07/15
...
Submissive stimulating hospital
  05/07/15
there was a missing comma in like the second line on the ver...
Irradiated flushed psychic
  05/07/15
agree to disagree.
crawly concupiscible rehab
  05/07/15
hi paul, weiss!
Irradiated flushed psychic
  05/07/15
That error is so frequent (same with after year or other dat...
Drab thirsty nursing home
  05/07/15
What about the use of the passive voice on the very first pa...
Mint fanboi
  05/07/15
(Non lawyer)
Brilliant cuckoldry lay
  05/07/15
Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sor...
richard clock
  05/07/15
That was horrible.
razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef
  05/07/15
yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the t...
ivory floppy place of business juggernaut
  05/07/15
they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first...
Glittery roommate
  05/07/15
What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the ...
trip navy station stock car
  05/07/15
They have two different headings for "Background."...
aphrodisiac mustard piazza sex offender
  05/07/15
the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that ...
ivory floppy place of business juggernaut
  05/07/15
The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it...
razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef
  05/07/15
i think what the media missed on that is that the rules requ...
ivory floppy place of business juggernaut
  05/07/15
What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because th...
razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef
  05/07/15
(NOT Sarah Koenig)
spectacular faggotry
  05/07/15
did you actually read the whole report?
Aromatic Nofapping Box Office
  05/07/15
yep
razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef
  05/07/15
The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform
Mint fanboi
  05/07/15
...
mahogany galvanic preventive strike
  05/07/15
i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would...
blathering shrine
  05/07/15
http://www.exponent.com/
razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef
  05/07/15
Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.
trip navy station stock car
  05/07/15
ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out ...
mahogany galvanic preventive strike
  05/07/15
...
jag
  05/07/15
LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.
Crystalline bonkers digit ratio
  05/07/15
...
Bat-shit-crazy impertinent electric furnace
  05/07/15
this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on a...
Aromatic Nofapping Box Office
  05/07/15
...
jag
  05/07/15
Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds ...
Fragrant Saffron Cuck Institution
  05/07/15
"it also is our view that it is more probable than not ...
garnet abusive meetinghouse
  05/07/15
"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."
primrose boistinker
  05/07/15
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin b...
blathering shrine
  05/07/15
180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner
primrose boistinker
  05/07/15
Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensiona...
thriller private investor
  05/07/15
just fill up a bathtub bro
razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef
  05/07/15
*partner emails sr. associate* *sr. associate emails jr.* ...
mahogany galvanic preventive strike
  05/07/15
...
Hairraiser tripping police squad
  05/07/15
...
racy pisswyrm
  05/07/15
...
titillating stead philosopher-king
  05/07/15
...
Charcoal Dog Poop
  05/07/15
...
sapphire immigrant
  05/07/15
loled twice. *Paul, Weiss
Drab thirsty nursing home
  05/07/15
bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS
Wine mediation hairy legs
  05/07/15
...
ponyboy curtis
  10/12/16
...
mahogany galvanic preventive strike
  04/25/16
lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these ...
blathering shrine
  05/07/15
Hey bud we're all good
garnet abusive meetinghouse
  05/07/15
I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.
trip navy station stock car
  05/07/15
you bet you're sweet ass there are
Charcoal Dog Poop
  05/07/15
...
vivacious field knife
  10/12/16


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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: crawly concupiscible rehab

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfives going around the associate ranks today.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840854)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Cyan useless trust fund

lmao.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840869)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Submissive stimulating hospital



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840873)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Irradiated flushed psychic

there was a missing comma in like the second line on the very first page

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840879)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: crawly concupiscible rehab

agree to disagree.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840902)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: Irradiated flushed psychic

hi paul, weiss!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844287)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Drab thirsty nursing home

That error is so frequent (same with after year or other date terms) that I've had partners "correct" my correction of it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841658)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Mint fanboi

What about the use of the passive voice on the very first page?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841720)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: Brilliant cuckoldry lay

(Non lawyer)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844464)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sorry, done here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840922)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef

That was horrible.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841593)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: ivory floppy place of business juggernaut

yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the teams after their introduction the teams are referred to only as the "Patriots" and the "Colts" however they're never defined as such.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841613)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Glittery roommate

they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first paragraphy, without any definition, but then *after* that refer for the first time to "the National Football League (the "NFL" or the "League")."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841945)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: trip navy station stock car

What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the Bible. PW probably would have been better.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844262)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mustard piazza sex offender

They have two different headings for "Background." Fail.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840963)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: ivory floppy place of business juggernaut

the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that one of the news outlets will report on this egregious error.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841590)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef

The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it with Roger Goodell's cock deep down his throat. His weak, vacillating conclusions about Brady shock the conscience.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841607)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: ivory floppy place of business juggernaut

i think what the media missed on that is that the rules require a finding by a preponderance of the evidence and preponderance of the evidence is defined to mean more likely than not.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841630)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef

What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because the physics nerds said 99.4%. That's electric chair bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841641)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: spectacular faggotry

(NOT Sarah Koenig)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841826)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Aromatic Nofapping Box Office

did you actually read the whole report?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841681)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef

yep

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841689)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Mint fanboi

The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841636)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: mahogany galvanic preventive strike



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844007)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: blathering shrine

i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would have a law firm conduct this investigation.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841648)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef

http://www.exponent.com/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841655)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: trip navy station stock car

Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844268)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: mahogany galvanic preventive strike

ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out whether some jock-itch high school dropout improperly inflated footballs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841653)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: jag



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842003)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Crystalline bonkers digit ratio

LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844219)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy impertinent electric furnace



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844321)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Nofapping Box Office

this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on all day? and for this you are paid well?

jfc, i should have gone to law school.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2073730/investigative-report-on-a-f-c-championship-game.pdf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841798)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: jag



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842009)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Fragrant Saffron Cuck Institution

Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to repackage everything your drunk bro on the couch knew?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841819)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: garnet abusive meetinghouse

"it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots)"

THANKS FOR THAT NECESSARY PAREN

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841836)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: primrose boistinker

"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841849)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: blathering shrine

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

McNally: Fuck tom....make sure the pump is attached to the needle.....fuckin watermelons coming

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841848)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: primrose boistinker

180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841850)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: thriller private investor

Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensional model of the football, which was obtained by high-resolution laser scans and used to calculate the volume of the football.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841933)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious whorehouse roast beef

just fill up a bathtub bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842469)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: mahogany galvanic preventive strike

*partner emails sr. associate*

*sr. associate emails jr.*

*jr. informs sr. that there is no bathtub in the Paul Weiss office building*

*fast forward 10 minutes: jr. is in handicapped stall, loading footballs into the shitter and attempting to measure the water as it spills out*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842494)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser tripping police squad



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844050)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: racy pisswyrm



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844068)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: titillating stead philosopher-king



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844256)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: Charcoal Dog Poop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844300)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: sapphire immigrant



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844424)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Drab thirsty nursing home

loled twice.

*Paul, Weiss

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844425)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Wine mediation hairy legs

bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844453)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623890)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: mahogany galvanic preventive strike



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#30343084)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: blathering shrine

lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these texts/communications.

what a little shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844060)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: garnet abusive meetinghouse

Hey bud we're all good

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844651)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: trip navy station stock car

I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844243)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Charcoal Dog Poop

you bet you're sweet ass there are

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844294)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: vivacious field knife



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623860)