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peach hall skinny woman
  06/12/15
white girls
Nighttime toaster
  06/12/15
"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically ...
Chestnut rebellious macaca
  06/12/15
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Excitant kitty crackhouse
  06/12/15
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aromatic purple senate
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cream property
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Garnet laughsome mad-dog skullcap station
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anal really tough guy
  06/12/15
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Saffron electric pocket flask theatre
  06/13/15
drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the...
Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt
  06/12/15
winnar /thread
anal really tough guy
  06/12/15
Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy ov...
vivacious organic girlfriend
  06/12/15
Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly no...
Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt
  06/13/15
same but pissed all over bed instead of shit
spruce contagious persian
  06/12/15
did she do it while you were fucking her?
Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt
  06/12/15
not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back ...
spruce contagious persian
  06/12/15
LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!
Tan base place of business
  06/12/15
180
Violet Coiffed Water Buffalo Faggotry
  06/13/15
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Violet Coiffed Water Buffalo Faggotry
  09/17/16
Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my po...
Excitant kitty crackhouse
  06/12/15
this sounds awesome wtf?
Nighttime toaster
  06/12/15
brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit
Excitant kitty crackhouse
  06/12/15
was it otherwise normal? sensitive?
Nighttime toaster
  06/12/15
Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensit...
Excitant kitty crackhouse
  06/12/15
bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?
Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt
  06/12/15
like Chyna big?
maroon curious menage reading party
  06/12/15
I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.
Excitant kitty crackhouse
  06/12/15
and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?
maroon curious menage reading party
  06/12/15
Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit d...
Excitant kitty crackhouse
  06/12/15
I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fish...
maroon curious menage reading party
  06/12/15
red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?
Galvanic Ungodly Goal In Life
  06/12/15
*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time...
turquoise motley sanctuary
  06/12/15
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Excitant kitty crackhouse
  06/12/15
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rose boyish abode volcanic crater
  06/12/15
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anal really tough guy
  06/12/15
I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through th...
maroon curious menage reading party
  06/12/15
same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. ...
anal really tough guy
  06/12/15
I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no ...
Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt
  06/12/15
ur face or chest?
anal really tough guy
  06/12/15
Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct...
Adventurous legal warrant
  06/12/15
I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first o...
Puce beta prole
  06/12/15
sounds like my kinda chick
cream property
  06/12/15
lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met s...
maroon curious menage reading party
  06/12/15
that's what we call a "keeper"
ivory chapel
  06/12/15
Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the...
aromatic purple senate
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Chestnut rebellious macaca
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Bateful orchestra pit dopamine
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balding national
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Wonderful idiotic hospital sneaky criminal
  06/12/15
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talented learning disabled new version
  06/12/15
And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(
Saffron electric pocket flask theatre
  06/12/15
rolf
Big Haunted Graveyard
  06/12/15
lol
Hairraiser Up-to-no-good Generalized Bond Native
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Sinister Range
  06/12/15
I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish n...
Bossy scourge upon the earth cruise ship
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Odious travel guidebook
  06/12/15
Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations
Chrome glittery dysfunction
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Misanthropic Set Codepig
  06/13/15
girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour ...
balding national
  06/12/15
Read this while eating yogurt.
Excitant kitty crackhouse
  06/12/15
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aromatic purple senate
  06/12/15
lmaooo
anal really tough guy
  06/12/15
lol
balding national
  06/12/15
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Histrionic poppy community account
  06/12/15
Loled
hideous fuchsia elastic band
  06/12/15
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Razzle Cuck Field
  06/12/15
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crusty brethren site
  06/12/15
God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my hea...
vivacious organic girlfriend
  06/22/15
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balding national
  09/17/16
Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up ...
180 step-uncle's house
  06/12/15
oh so you've met 433?
Nighttime toaster
  06/12/15
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maroon curious menage reading party
  06/12/15
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Stirring Pea-brained Degenerate
  06/12/15
Fucking lol but what the fuck
Dull feces boltzmann
  06/12/15
what the fuck what?
180 step-uncle's house
  06/12/15
fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered...
spruce contagious persian
  06/12/15
wtf
anal really tough guy
  06/12/15
them titties weren't retarded :D
spruce contagious persian
  06/12/15
lolwut
180 step-uncle's house
  06/12/15
Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times
Excitant kitty crackhouse
  06/12/15
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Tan base place of business
  06/12/15
goes in the hardcopy collection
Saffron electric pocket flask theatre
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Rusted cocky library karate
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cerebral irate coffee pot temple
  09/17/16
when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel wit...
Galvanic Ungodly Goal In Life
  06/12/15
I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with ...
iridescent diverse weed whacker house
  06/12/15
I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL
Nighttime toaster
  06/12/15
This sounds fun
Excitant kitty crackhouse
  06/12/15
lmao 180
anal really tough guy
  06/12/15
I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed...
beady-eyed slippery friendly grandma hell
  06/12/15
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hideous fuchsia elastic band
  06/12/15
that's not how semper fi claims it went
mind-boggling domesticated stag film giraffe
  06/12/15
180; story plz
elite stock car
  06/12/15
Lol I love this story
Bearded concupiscible juggernaut
  06/13/15
Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel lik...
iridescent diverse weed whacker house
  06/13/15
two words: whisky dick
Vermilion Forum
  06/12/15
This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was ...
spectacular soggy private investor party of the first part
  06/12/15
well did you make out after?
maroon curious menage reading party
  06/12/15
No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MA...
spectacular soggy private investor party of the first part
  06/12/15
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Razzmatazz office
  06/13/15
chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.
Tan base place of business
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maroon curious menage reading party
  06/12/15
lol i did this once too
elite stock car
  06/12/15
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Excitant kitty crackhouse
  06/12/15
rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978
shivering headpube
  06/12/15
brits are no good?
supple affirmative action
  06/12/15
undetermined for me... small sample size
shivering headpube
  06/12/15
slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come. ...
canary aphrodisiac blood rage resort
  06/12/15
if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.
balding national
  06/12/15
what was his name
Rusted cocky library karate
  06/12/15
where'd you meet her?
peach hall skinny woman
  06/12/15
Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar...
Glassy titillating double fault
  06/12/15
go on...
anal really tough guy
  06/12/15
Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subje...
Glassy titillating double fault
  06/13/15
FLAME no literary magazine counts as "major"
Razzmatazz office
  06/13/15
5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 single...
Black Marvelous Dog Poop
  06/12/15
sounds fukin psycho
Flickering bearded address idiot
  06/12/15
lol wtf
mind-boggling domesticated stag film giraffe
  06/13/15
lol'd at this one
Exciting Khaki Nursing Home
  09/17/16
Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I fa...
hideous fuchsia elastic band
  06/12/15
Good times
hideous fuchsia elastic band
  09/17/16
Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freak...
Racy cyan son of senegal shitlib
  06/12/15
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anal really tough guy
  06/12/15
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peach hall skinny woman
  06/12/15
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vivacious organic girlfriend
  06/12/15
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gold jap
  06/13/15
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Brass irradiated shrine
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Razzle Cuck Field
  06/13/15
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Violet Coiffed Water Buffalo Faggotry
  09/17/16
Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She...
Tantric red tanning salon
  06/12/15
damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to r...
peach hall skinny woman
  06/12/15
One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was ski...
Tantric red tanning salon
  06/13/15
The DC Shrew
crusty brethren site
  06/12/15
This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC
Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt
  06/13/15
:-/
vivacious organic girlfriend
  06/12/15
lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before
Brass irradiated shrine
  06/13/15
if this is your worst consider yourself lucky
gold jap
  06/13/15
i loved thenm all
gay appetizing milk
  06/12/15
mines a nightmare
Big Haunted Graveyard
  06/12/15
can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire...
anal really tough guy
  06/12/15
self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario
Big Haunted Graveyard
  06/12/15
I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew c...
Bearded concupiscible juggernaut
  06/13/15
Fast Times at McGeorge Law
gold jap
  06/13/15
LOL describe the aftermath with the gf
Brass irradiated shrine
  06/13/15
oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell ...
Bearded concupiscible juggernaut
  06/13/15
Copy paste that shit u ape
Chrome glittery dysfunction
  06/13/15
The law shrew mob- describe
Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt
  06/13/15
A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night...
Bearded concupiscible juggernaut
  06/13/15
omg
Brass irradiated shrine
  06/13/15
This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT
Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt
  06/13/15
lmao
Vengeful arrogant puppy
  06/13/15
U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?
Saffron electric pocket flask theatre
  06/13/15
there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg
Bearded concupiscible juggernaut
  06/13/15
18000000
Chrome glittery dysfunction
  06/13/15
Dude, you basically raped those women.
Sexy Orchid Antidepressant Drug
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silver locale boistinker
  06/13/15
180^180
Razzle Cuck Field
  06/13/15
got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a di...
trip mental disorder parlor
  06/13/15
Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a ...
Arousing box office patrolman
  06/13/15
This sounds like just a normal hook up.
Sexy Orchid Antidepressant Drug
  06/13/15
18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to se...
twinkling hominid
  06/13/15
She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something...
Razzmatazz office
  06/13/15
nah that would be mean it's one of those undeserving wik...
twinkling hominid
  06/13/15
Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back t...
Lemon Ticket Booth Mother
  06/13/15
180
Bearded concupiscible juggernaut
  06/13/15
...
hideous fuchsia elastic band
  06/13/15
180
Razzle Cuck Field
  06/13/15
I'd like Julia's input ITT
peach hall skinny woman
  06/13/15
Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to...
pink thriller den
  06/22/15
got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl w...
maroon curious menage reading party
  06/22/15
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Cobalt whorehouse
  01/04/18
met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sa...
Metal chartreuse police squad
  01/04/18
Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman ye...
provocative magical state
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: peach hall skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102764)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster

white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Chestnut rebellious macaca

"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102775)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Excitant kitty crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102812)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: aromatic purple senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102827)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: cream property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102855)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Garnet laughsome mad-dog skullcap station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102948)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: anal really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106877)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: Saffron electric pocket flask theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108765)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt

drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102782)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: anal really tough guy

winnar /thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102877)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: vivacious organic girlfriend

Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105105)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt

Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108992)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: spruce contagious persian

same but pissed all over bed instead of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102880)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt

did she do it while you were fucking her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: spruce contagious persian

not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102929)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Tan base place of business

LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103519)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM
Author: Violet Coiffed Water Buffalo Faggotry

180

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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Violet Coiffed Water Buffalo Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427351)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Excitant kitty crackhouse

Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102808)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster

this sounds awesome wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102820)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Excitant kitty crackhouse

brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102836)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster

was it otherwise normal? sensitive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102844)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Excitant kitty crackhouse

Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.

Imagine a child's chubby middle finger hidden behind tastefully trimmed red pubic hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102874)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt

bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102850)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: maroon curious menage reading party

like Chyna big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102863)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Excitant kitty crackhouse

I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102881)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: maroon curious menage reading party

and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Excitant kitty crackhouse

Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102912)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: maroon curious menage reading party

I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102932)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Ungodly Goal In Life

red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103746)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: turquoise motley sanctuary

*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103781)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Excitant kitty crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106041)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: rose boyish abode volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107169)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: anal really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102914)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: maroon curious menage reading party

I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102819)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: anal really tough guy

same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102890)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt

I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102925)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: anal really tough guy

ur face or chest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102936)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Adventurous legal warrant

Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106432)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Puce beta prole

I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103292)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: cream property

sounds like my kinda chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103308)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: maroon curious menage reading party

lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103310)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: ivory chapel

that's what we call a "keeper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106252)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: aromatic purple senate

Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102824)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Chestnut rebellious macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102849)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Bateful orchestra pit dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102857)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: balding national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Wonderful idiotic hospital sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102934)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: talented learning disabled new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102955)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Saffron electric pocket flask theatre

And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103784)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Big Haunted Graveyard

rolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106112)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser Up-to-no-good Generalized Bond Native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106168)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: Sinister Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106234)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Bossy scourge upon the earth cruise ship

I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish nightstand and it left a ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106418)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Odious travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106497)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Chrome glittery dysfunction

Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109726)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Misanthropic Set Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111884)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: balding national

girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102882)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Excitant kitty crackhouse

Read this while eating yogurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102918)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: aromatic purple senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102928)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: anal really tough guy

lmaooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102931)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: balding national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102943)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Histrionic poppy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: hideous fuchsia elastic band

Loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105493)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Razzle Cuck Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105534)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: crusty brethren site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106037)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: vivacious organic girlfriend

God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180656)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: balding national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427738)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: 180 step-uncle's house

Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102885)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster

oh so you've met 433?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102910)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: maroon curious menage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Stirring Pea-brained Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Dull feces boltzmann

Fucking lol but what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103065)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: 180 step-uncle's house

what the fuck what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103110)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: spruce contagious persian

fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102952)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: anal really tough guy

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102956)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: spruce contagious persian

them titties weren't retarded :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103024)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: 180 step-uncle's house

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103031)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Excitant kitty crackhouse

Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103035)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Tan base place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103539)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Saffron electric pocket flask theatre

goes in the hardcopy collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103794)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Rusted cocky library karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106273)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: cerebral irate coffee pot temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427361)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Ungodly Goal In Life

when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102953)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: iridescent diverse weed whacker house

I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103126)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster

I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103150)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Excitant kitty crackhouse

This sounds fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103300)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: anal really tough guy

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103347)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed slippery friendly grandma hell

I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103568)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: hideous fuchsia elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105501)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling domesticated stag film giraffe

that's not how semper fi claims it went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104463)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: elite stock car

180; story plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106987)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible juggernaut

Lol I love this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109506)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: iridescent diverse weed whacker house

Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Vermilion Forum

two words: whisky dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103146)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: spectacular soggy private investor party of the first part

This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist

but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103520)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: maroon curious menage reading party

well did you make out after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103543)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: spectacular soggy private investor party of the first part

No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103557)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109939)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Tan base place of business

chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103545)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: maroon curious menage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103551)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: elite stock car

lol i did this once too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106835)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Excitant kitty crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: shivering headpube

rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103650)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: supple affirmative action

brits are no good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103774)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: shivering headpube

undetermined for me... small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103818)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: canary aphrodisiac blood rage resort

slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.

had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: balding national

if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104475)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Rusted cocky library karate

what was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106162)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: peach hall skinny woman

where'd you meet her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106290)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Glassy titillating double fault

Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104451)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: anal really tough guy

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105961)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Glassy titillating double fault

Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111963)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz office

FLAME

no literary magazine counts as "major"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109945)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Black Marvelous Dog Poop

5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.

I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Flickering bearded address idiot

sounds fukin psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106176)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling domesticated stag film giraffe

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109901)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Exciting Khaki Nursing Home

lol'd at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427667)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: hideous fuchsia elastic band

Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.

Never mind this was one of the best.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105520)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: hideous fuchsia elastic band

Good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427379)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Racy cyan son of senegal shitlib

Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106148)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: anal really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106217)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: peach hall skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106230)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: vivacious organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107538)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: gold jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108806)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM
Author: Brass irradiated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108808)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: Razzle Cuck Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109927)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Violet Coiffed Water Buffalo Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427354)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Tantric red tanning salon

Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106364)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: peach hall skinny woman

damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember.

depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106680)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM
Author: Tantric red tanning salon

One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108759)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: crusty brethren site

The DC Shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107009)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt

This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108960)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: vivacious organic girlfriend

:-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107582)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: Brass irradiated shrine

lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108797)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: gold jap

if this is your worst consider yourself lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: gay appetizing milk

i loved thenm all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106845)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Big Haunted Graveyard

mines a nightmare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106858)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: anal really tough guy

can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Big Haunted Graveyard

self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107035)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM
Author: Bearded concupiscible juggernaut

I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108842)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: gold jap

Fast Times at McGeorge Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108847)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: Brass irradiated shrine

LOL describe the aftermath with the gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108851)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Bearded concupiscible juggernaut

oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108952)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: Chrome glittery dysfunction

Copy paste that shit u ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109745)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt

The law shrew mob- describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108953)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Bearded concupiscible juggernaut

A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with.

Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109039)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Brass irradiated shrine

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109044)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Dashing lime goyim people who are hurt

This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109054)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Vengeful arrogant puppy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109066)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Saffron electric pocket flask theatre

U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109708)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible juggernaut

there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109714)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Chrome glittery dysfunction

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109750)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Sexy Orchid Antidepressant Drug

Dude, you basically raped those women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109830)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: silver locale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109865)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: Razzle Cuck Field

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109918)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: trip mental disorder parlor

got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109047)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Arousing box office patrolman

Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109102)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Sexy Orchid Antidepressant Drug

This sounds like just a normal hook up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109846)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: twinkling hominid

18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.

Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.

I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109903)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz office

She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109971)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: twinkling hominid

nah that would be mean

it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves

she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110015)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Lemon Ticket Booth Mother

Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110067)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: Bearded concupiscible juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110496)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: hideous fuchsia elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111854)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Razzle Cuck Field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111858)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM
Author: peach hall skinny woman

I'd like Julia's input ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111823)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: pink thriller den

Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180688)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: maroon curious menage reading party

got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.

another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.

I had so many idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180720)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Cobalt whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083093)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Metal chartreuse police squad

met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083101)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: provocative magical state

Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083461)