\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

DESCRIBE your worst one night stand experience

...
At-the-ready indian lodge
  06/12/15
white girls
orange exhilarant meetinghouse
  06/12/15
"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically ...
Laughsome Deep Pervert Forum
  06/12/15
...
aquamarine mental disorder
  06/12/15
...
flesh wagecucks crackhouse
  06/12/15
...
rusted adventurous electric furnace
  06/12/15
...
dashing kitty stag film
  06/12/15
...
Awkward halford
  06/12/15
...
lavender irradiated voyeur water buffalo
  06/13/15
drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the...
Federal contagious tanning salon
  06/12/15
winnar /thread
Awkward halford
  06/12/15
Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy ov...
slippery disrespectful headpube
  06/12/15
Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly no...
Federal contagious tanning salon
  06/13/15
same but pissed all over bed instead of shit
Anal senate dysfunction
  06/12/15
did she do it while you were fucking her?
Federal contagious tanning salon
  06/12/15
not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back ...
Anal senate dysfunction
  06/12/15
LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!
outnumbered set
  06/12/15
180
Hot striped hyena theater stage
  06/13/15
...
Hot striped hyena theater stage
  09/17/16
Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my po...
aquamarine mental disorder
  06/12/15
this sounds awesome wtf?
orange exhilarant meetinghouse
  06/12/15
brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit
aquamarine mental disorder
  06/12/15
was it otherwise normal? sensitive?
orange exhilarant meetinghouse
  06/12/15
Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensit...
aquamarine mental disorder
  06/12/15
bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?
Federal contagious tanning salon
  06/12/15
like Chyna big?
Supple station national security agency
  06/12/15
I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.
aquamarine mental disorder
  06/12/15
and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?
Supple station national security agency
  06/12/15
Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit d...
aquamarine mental disorder
  06/12/15
I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fish...
Supple station national security agency
  06/12/15
red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?
Coral deer antler
  06/12/15
*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time...
underhanded histrionic menage codepig
  06/12/15
...
aquamarine mental disorder
  06/12/15
...
Bearded rigpig patrolman
  06/12/15
...
Awkward halford
  06/12/15
I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through th...
Supple station national security agency
  06/12/15
same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. ...
Awkward halford
  06/12/15
I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no ...
Federal contagious tanning salon
  06/12/15
ur face or chest?
Awkward halford
  06/12/15
Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct...
180 public bath karate
  06/12/15
I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first o...
Bateful gunner trailer park
  06/12/15
sounds like my kinda chick
rusted adventurous electric furnace
  06/12/15
lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met s...
Supple station national security agency
  06/12/15
that's what we call a "keeper"
Vivacious jet bbw twinkling uncleanness
  06/12/15
Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the...
flesh wagecucks crackhouse
  06/12/15
...
Laughsome Deep Pervert Forum
  06/12/15
...
crimson selfie cumskin
  06/12/15
...
Buck-toothed Cuckoldry Digit Ratio
  06/12/15
...
Shivering Nubile House Private Investor
  06/12/15
...
Excitant boiling water
  06/12/15
And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(
lavender irradiated voyeur water buffalo
  06/12/15
rolf
submissive electric wrinkle queen of the night
  06/12/15
lol
aromatic sapphire school trump supporter
  06/12/15
...
pearly nofapping half-breed lay
  06/12/15
I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish n...
Plum parlour
  06/12/15
...
multi-colored know-it-all blood rage
  06/12/15
Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations
Provocative immigrant shrine
  06/13/15
...
Citrine Soul-stirring Goyim University
  06/13/15
...
Maize Erotic Business Firm
  01/18/26
...
curious dragon
  01/18/26
girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour ...
Buck-toothed Cuckoldry Digit Ratio
  06/12/15
Read this while eating yogurt.
aquamarine mental disorder
  06/12/15
...
flesh wagecucks crackhouse
  06/12/15
lmaooo
Awkward halford
  06/12/15
lol
Buck-toothed Cuckoldry Digit Ratio
  06/12/15
...
Talented Bronze Circlehead
  06/12/15
Loled
Exciting hunting ground library
  06/12/15
...
amethyst nibblets dog poop
  06/12/15
...
metal geriatric factory reset button
  06/12/15
God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my hea...
slippery disrespectful headpube
  06/22/15
...
Buck-toothed Cuckoldry Digit Ratio
  09/17/16
Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up ...
pontificating fantasy-prone orchestra pit filthpig
  06/12/15
oh so you've met 433?
orange exhilarant meetinghouse
  06/12/15
...
Supple station national security agency
  06/12/15
...
Abusive toaster step-uncle's house
  06/12/15
Fucking lol but what the fuck
racy plaza foreskin
  06/12/15
what the fuck what?
pontificating fantasy-prone orchestra pit filthpig
  06/12/15
fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered...
Anal senate dysfunction
  06/12/15
wtf
Awkward halford
  06/12/15
them titties weren't retarded :D
Anal senate dysfunction
  06/12/15
lolwut
pontificating fantasy-prone orchestra pit filthpig
  06/12/15
Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times
aquamarine mental disorder
  06/12/15
...
outnumbered set
  06/12/15
goes in the hardcopy collection
lavender irradiated voyeur water buffalo
  06/12/15
...
harsh hell
  06/12/15
...
navy famous landscape painting
  09/17/16
when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel wit...
Coral deer antler
  06/12/15
I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with ...
stirring aggressive masturbator
  06/12/15
I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL
orange exhilarant meetinghouse
  06/12/15
This sounds fun
aquamarine mental disorder
  06/12/15
lmao 180
Awkward halford
  06/12/15
I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed...
Walnut big parlor
  06/12/15
...
Exciting hunting ground library
  06/12/15
that's not how semper fi claims it went
spectacular site really tough guy
  06/12/15
180; story plz
dead motley azn
  06/12/15
Lol I love this story
Boyish azure roast beef turdskin
  06/13/15
Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel lik...
stirring aggressive masturbator
  06/13/15
two words: whisky dick
Razzle crotch
  06/12/15
This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was ...
Passionate Narrow-minded Background Story
  06/12/15
well did you make out after?
Supple station national security agency
  06/12/15
No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MA...
Passionate Narrow-minded Background Story
  06/12/15
...
sick stock car
  06/13/15
chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.
outnumbered set
  06/12/15
...
Supple station national security agency
  06/12/15
lol i did this once too
dead motley azn
  06/12/15
...
aquamarine mental disorder
  06/12/15
rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978
Brindle Cowardly Friendly Grandma Theater
  06/12/15
brits are no good?
brilliant comical box office
  06/12/15
undetermined for me... small sample size
Brindle Cowardly Friendly Grandma Theater
  06/12/15
slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come. ...
Wonderful resort
  06/12/15
if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.
Buck-toothed Cuckoldry Digit Ratio
  06/12/15
what was his name
harsh hell
  06/12/15
where'd you meet her?
At-the-ready indian lodge
  06/12/15
Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar...
cyan volcanic crater mad cow disease
  06/12/15
go on...
Awkward halford
  06/12/15
Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subje...
cyan volcanic crater mad cow disease
  06/13/15
FLAME no literary magazine counts as "major"
sick stock car
  06/13/15
5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 single...
pale self-centered stain sweet tailpipe
  06/12/15
sounds fukin psycho
sexy angry boistinker
  06/12/15
lol wtf
spectacular site really tough guy
  06/13/15
lol'd at this one
poppy mother associate
  09/17/16
Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I fa...
Exciting hunting ground library
  06/12/15
Good times
Exciting hunting ground library
  09/17/16
Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freak...
Medicated legend bawdyhouse
  06/12/15
...
Awkward halford
  06/12/15
...
At-the-ready indian lodge
  06/12/15
...
slippery disrespectful headpube
  06/12/15
...
arrogant locus
  06/13/15
...
Impertinent lettuce abode
  06/13/15
...
amethyst nibblets dog poop
  06/13/15
...
Hot striped hyena theater stage
  09/17/16
Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She...
Autistic office antidepressant drug
  06/12/15
damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to r...
At-the-ready indian lodge
  06/12/15
One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was ski...
Autistic office antidepressant drug
  06/13/15
The DC Shrew
metal geriatric factory reset button
  06/12/15
This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC
Federal contagious tanning salon
  06/13/15
:-/
slippery disrespectful headpube
  06/12/15
lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before
Impertinent lettuce abode
  06/13/15
if this is your worst consider yourself lucky
arrogant locus
  06/13/15
i loved thenm all
Thirsty Titillating Nursing Home
  06/12/15
mines a nightmare
submissive electric wrinkle queen of the night
  06/12/15
can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire...
Awkward halford
  06/12/15
self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario
submissive electric wrinkle queen of the night
  06/12/15
I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew c...
Boyish azure roast beef turdskin
  06/13/15
Fast Times at McGeorge Law
arrogant locus
  06/13/15
LOL describe the aftermath with the gf
Impertinent lettuce abode
  06/13/15
oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell ...
Boyish azure roast beef turdskin
  06/13/15
Copy paste that shit u ape
Provocative immigrant shrine
  06/13/15
The law shrew mob- describe
Federal contagious tanning salon
  06/13/15
A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night...
Boyish azure roast beef turdskin
  06/13/15
omg
Impertinent lettuce abode
  06/13/15
This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT
Federal contagious tanning salon
  06/13/15
lmao
Shaky corner ratface
  06/13/15
U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?
lavender irradiated voyeur water buffalo
  06/13/15
there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg
Boyish azure roast beef turdskin
  06/13/15
18000000
Provocative immigrant shrine
  06/13/15
Dude, you basically raped those women.
Sable disgusting dingle berry
  06/13/15
...
Bat-shit-crazy dopamine
  06/13/15
180^180
amethyst nibblets dog poop
  06/13/15
...
At-the-ready indian lodge
  01/18/26
got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a di...
aqua temple
  06/13/15
Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a ...
diverse stead
  06/13/15
This sounds like just a normal hook up.
Sable disgusting dingle berry
  06/13/15
18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to se...
translucent piazza athletic conference
  06/13/15
She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something...
sick stock car
  06/13/15
nah that would be mean it's one of those undeserving wik...
translucent piazza athletic conference
  06/13/15
Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back t...
cracking den mood
  06/13/15
180
Boyish azure roast beef turdskin
  06/13/15
...
Exciting hunting ground library
  06/13/15
180
amethyst nibblets dog poop
  06/13/15
I'd like Julia's input ITT
At-the-ready indian lodge
  06/13/15
Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to...
Embarrassed to the bone indirect expression
  06/22/15
got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl w...
Supple station national security agency
  06/22/15
...
Trip pozpig
  01/04/18
met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sa...
hairraiser hyperactive marketing idea affirmative action
  01/04/18
Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman ye...
Well-lubricated transparent new version hall
  01/04/18
slightly defective girls can be a lifehack
Nighttime infuriating sandwich
  01/18/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102764)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: orange exhilarant meetinghouse

white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102766)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Deep Pervert Forum

"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102775)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: aquamarine mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102812)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: flesh wagecucks crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102827)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: rusted adventurous electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102855)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: dashing kitty stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102948)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Awkward halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106877)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: lavender irradiated voyeur water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108765)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: Federal contagious tanning salon

drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102782)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Awkward halford

winnar /thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102877)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: slippery disrespectful headpube

Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105105)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: Federal contagious tanning salon

Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108992)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Anal senate dysfunction

same but pissed all over bed instead of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102880)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Federal contagious tanning salon

did she do it while you were fucking her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102888)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Anal senate dysfunction

not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102929)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: outnumbered set

LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103519)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM
Author: Hot striped hyena theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108761)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Hot striped hyena theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427351)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: aquamarine mental disorder

Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102808)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: orange exhilarant meetinghouse

this sounds awesome wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102820)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: aquamarine mental disorder

brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102836)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: orange exhilarant meetinghouse

was it otherwise normal? sensitive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102844)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: aquamarine mental disorder

Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.

Imagine a child's chubby middle finger hidden behind tastefully trimmed red pubic hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102874)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Federal contagious tanning salon

bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102850)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Supple station national security agency

like Chyna big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102863)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: aquamarine mental disorder

I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102881)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Supple station national security agency

and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102898)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: aquamarine mental disorder

Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102912)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Supple station national security agency

I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102932)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Coral deer antler

red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103746)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic menage codepig

*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103781)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: aquamarine mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106041)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Bearded rigpig patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107169)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Awkward halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102914)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Supple station national security agency

I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102819)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Awkward halford

same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102890)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Federal contagious tanning salon

I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102925)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Awkward halford

ur face or chest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102936)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: 180 public bath karate

Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106432)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Bateful gunner trailer park

I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103292)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: rusted adventurous electric furnace

sounds like my kinda chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103308)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Supple station national security agency

lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103310)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Vivacious jet bbw twinkling uncleanness

that's what we call a "keeper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106252)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: flesh wagecucks crackhouse

Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102824)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Deep Pervert Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102849)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: crimson selfie cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102857)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Cuckoldry Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102868)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Shivering Nubile House Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102934)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Excitant boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102955)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: lavender irradiated voyeur water buffalo

And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103784)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: submissive electric wrinkle queen of the night

rolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106112)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: aromatic sapphire school trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106168)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: pearly nofapping half-breed lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106234)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Plum parlour

I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish nightstand and it left a ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106418)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106497)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Provocative immigrant shrine

Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109726)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Citrine Soul-stirring Goyim University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111884)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Maize Erotic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598264)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: curious dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598272)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Cuckoldry Digit Ratio

girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102882)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: aquamarine mental disorder

Read this while eating yogurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102918)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: flesh wagecucks crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102928)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Awkward halford

lmaooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102931)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Cuckoldry Digit Ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102943)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Talented Bronze Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103513)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Exciting hunting ground library

Loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105493)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: amethyst nibblets dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105534)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: metal geriatric factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106037)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: slippery disrespectful headpube

God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180656)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Cuckoldry Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427738)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: pontificating fantasy-prone orchestra pit filthpig

Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102885)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: orange exhilarant meetinghouse

oh so you've met 433?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102910)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Supple station national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102940)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Abusive toaster step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103805)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: racy plaza foreskin

Fucking lol but what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103065)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: pontificating fantasy-prone orchestra pit filthpig

what the fuck what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103110)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Anal senate dysfunction

fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102952)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Awkward halford

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102956)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Anal senate dysfunction

them titties weren't retarded :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103024)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: pontificating fantasy-prone orchestra pit filthpig

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103031)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: aquamarine mental disorder

Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103035)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: outnumbered set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103539)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: lavender irradiated voyeur water buffalo

goes in the hardcopy collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103794)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: harsh hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106273)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: navy famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427361)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Coral deer antler

when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28102953)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: stirring aggressive masturbator

I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103126)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: orange exhilarant meetinghouse

I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103150)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: aquamarine mental disorder

This sounds fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103300)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Awkward halford

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103347)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Walnut big parlor

I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103568)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Exciting hunting ground library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105501)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: spectacular site really tough guy

that's not how semper fi claims it went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104463)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: dead motley azn

180; story plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106987)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Boyish azure roast beef turdskin

Lol I love this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109506)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: stirring aggressive masturbator

Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109898)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Razzle crotch

two words: whisky dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103146)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Passionate Narrow-minded Background Story

This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist

but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103520)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Supple station national security agency

well did you make out after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103543)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Passionate Narrow-minded Background Story

No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103557)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: sick stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109939)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: outnumbered set

chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103545)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Supple station national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103551)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: dead motley azn

lol i did this once too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106835)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: aquamarine mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106868)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Brindle Cowardly Friendly Grandma Theater

rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103650)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: brilliant comical box office

brits are no good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103774)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Brindle Cowardly Friendly Grandma Theater

undetermined for me... small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103818)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Wonderful resort

slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.

had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28103766)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Cuckoldry Digit Ratio

if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104475)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: harsh hell

what was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106162)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: At-the-ready indian lodge

where'd you meet her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106290)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: cyan volcanic crater mad cow disease

Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28104451)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: Awkward halford

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105961)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: cyan volcanic crater mad cow disease

Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111963)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: sick stock car

FLAME

no literary magazine counts as "major"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109945)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: pale self-centered stain sweet tailpipe

5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.

I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105513)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: sexy angry boistinker

sounds fukin psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106176)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: spectacular site really tough guy

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109901)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: poppy mother associate

lol'd at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427667)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Exciting hunting ground library

Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.

Never mind this was one of the best.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28105520)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Exciting hunting ground library

Good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427379)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Medicated legend bawdyhouse

Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106148)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: Awkward halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106217)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106230)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: slippery disrespectful headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107538)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: arrogant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108806)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM
Author: Impertinent lettuce abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108808)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: amethyst nibblets dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109927)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Hot striped hyena theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#31427354)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Autistic office antidepressant drug

Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106364)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready indian lodge

damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember.

depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106680)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM
Author: Autistic office antidepressant drug

One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108759)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: metal geriatric factory reset button

The DC Shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107009)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: Federal contagious tanning salon

This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108960)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: slippery disrespectful headpube

:-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107582)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: Impertinent lettuce abode

lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108797)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: arrogant locus

if this is your worst consider yourself lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108805)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: Thirsty Titillating Nursing Home

i loved thenm all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106845)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: submissive electric wrinkle queen of the night

mines a nightmare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106858)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Awkward halford

can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28106888)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: submissive electric wrinkle queen of the night

self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28107035)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM
Author: Boyish azure roast beef turdskin

I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108842)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: arrogant locus

Fast Times at McGeorge Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108847)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: Impertinent lettuce abode

LOL describe the aftermath with the gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108851)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Boyish azure roast beef turdskin

oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108952)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: Provocative immigrant shrine

Copy paste that shit u ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109745)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Federal contagious tanning salon

The law shrew mob- describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28108953)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Boyish azure roast beef turdskin

A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with.

Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109039)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Impertinent lettuce abode

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109044)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Federal contagious tanning salon

This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109054)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Shaky corner ratface

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109066)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: lavender irradiated voyeur water buffalo

U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109708)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Boyish azure roast beef turdskin

there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109714)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Provocative immigrant shrine

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109750)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Sable disgusting dingle berry

Dude, you basically raped those women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109830)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109865)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: amethyst nibblets dog poop

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109918)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: At-the-ready indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598260)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: aqua temple

got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109047)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: diverse stead

Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109102)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Sable disgusting dingle berry

This sounds like just a normal hook up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109846)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: translucent piazza athletic conference

18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.

Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.

I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109903)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: sick stock car

She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28109971)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: translucent piazza athletic conference

nah that would be mean

it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves

she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110015)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: cracking den mood

Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110067)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: Boyish azure roast beef turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28110496)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Exciting hunting ground library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111854)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: amethyst nibblets dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111858)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready indian lodge

I'd like Julia's input ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28111823)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone indirect expression

Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180688)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Supple station national security agency

got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.

another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.

I had so many idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#28180720)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Trip pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083093)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: hairraiser hyperactive marketing idea affirmative action

met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083101)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Well-lubricated transparent new version hall

Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#35083461)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Nighttime infuriating sandwich

slightly defective girls can be a lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2#49598263)