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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:43 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha I file 36 more shitlaw cases, hire some fuckturds to do written discovery and depos. That will generate at least 432k in revenue. I should have 625k net worth just from my current cases.
So you combine that it gets past 1m even after I pay taxes and my personal and firm living expenses. I am assuming I get a 6% annual return in the market, I only spend 35k in personal expenses, 4k in firm expenses, and around 7k in advertising.
Based on the above I get to exactly 1m. I think I can do this in 15 months start to finish, I may start next month, and reach 1mm by early 2017.
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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:45 AM Author: Pungent Bearded Ratface One. Eight. Zero. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745172) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:47 AM Author: Hairraiser psychic it can't be that easy can it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745178) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:50 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha Maybe not, but I've already done about 30 cases, but that is over a two year period, not at the same time. So recruiting 36 in like 5 months will be tough but I think spending on ads will bring in the cases and I know how to work it now.
Hiring someone to do depos may be hard but whatever, Ill find some loser who's desparate if need be. Ill still have to go to all the mediations nad schedule and calendar deadlines and deal with client bullshit so it will be annoying but for that amount of money its worth it
I have done enoguh shitlaw cases now to know that as long as I bring in the ccases I will generate revenue. Even if I don't settle everything for a ccertain average number even if its a little lower I still will get past 900k net worth AT WORST.
And if all else fails I can spread this out over two years. I don't really want to work two years but whatever, if it means I can get to 1m net worth before age 40 then it's worth it |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:17 AM Author: Hairraiser psychic if you're not flame that's 180. wish i knew how to be a successful shitlawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745260) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:21 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha It's a shame lawyers are taught to be so beta. I was liek that too, but I think I have decent business sense and like risk taking somewhat, and I can hussle somewhat, but most lawyers are just beta bitches, its sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745270) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:45 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting some shitlawyers are pretty alpha bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745320) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:53 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting at the age of 24, do you think you would be doing this?
also, where would you hire someone to do depos? Craigslist seems pretty cr now-a-days |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:56 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha I was in LS at that age and so I was brainwashed into thinking you had to make partner at some BIGLAW firm and that was the only credited way to practicce law or make money in law. I had no concept of making money as a solo, there is no fucking entrepreneurial risk taking thing in LS or this shit profession whatsoever. And I never in a billion yyears thougth I'd have a half million dollars saved at my age, and be getting more soon. I had like 2k in my bank account bacck then, all student loan fraud money.
Yeah I'd have to pay for an ad on CL and try to hire some wasted up lawyer or ex shitlawyer. I really just need a body to defend depos. it is braindead fucking work, so I almost feel like I just need someone who can act his way through shit |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:03 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting LJL I love reading your poasts. Respond to this hypo: you are invited to a brunch at a college hosted by potential law students. They want to know more about the law from a practicing attorney. What do you tell them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745223) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:06 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha i don't tell them anything.. before I go to the brunch I take a massive diarrhea shit into a large garbage bag.. i then take it to the brunch and dump it on the potential law students..
i then tell them entering the legal profession is worse than what just happened to you |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:14 AM Author: Contagious French Chef Public Bath tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745247) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:23 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting holy fuck brother I just spit out my cereal on my screen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745278) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 7:11 AM Author: Effete church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745433) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:26 PM Author: Purple Fat Ankles Fanboi Why? It seems to have worked very well for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28747653) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:30 PM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28747670) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:04 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting Would you hire a recent graduate (2-3 years out of law school?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745227) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:08 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha Yeah, for sure as long as they would work for $20 an hour tops and figure shit out. I havent ever hired anyone but I've notied that regardless of LS attended or general intelligence, some younger attorneys just "dont get it"--- for whatever reason they just cant figure out basic litigation shit and how to think and work on their own. Its not even hard, I dont even know why some ppl suck as this shit, but I feel like ppl who do okay are the same types who could be given a map of a city and told to figure out how to get to X spot and they'd just figure it out on their own (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745236) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:15 AM Author: ebony wonderful sandwich U cheap ass gypsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745253) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:16 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha the avg barred law grad doesnt even deserve fucking 20 bucks an hour.. fuck this profession.. literally i know i cld hire someone even from a top LS and id have to teach them even the most basic things like what the purpose of an RFP response is or an objection or how to format a legal document.. its fucking absurd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745257) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:21 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting How come biglaw hires recent grads then? Who trains them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745271) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:23 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha BIGLAW is a ponzi scheme. They make money off junior lawyers, they need someone to do the shit work and drum up false billables doing inane research assignments, etc.
Most BIGLAW junior associates NEVER get trained, most are gone withing 3-5 years. And I think for ppl in the last ten years or so even the ones who make it to partner aren't properly trained acuse they get very limited experienced. Boomer partners dont realize this cause in the 80's and 90's when they were out of LS they got a lot more hands up experience |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:28 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting So the myth that biglawyers make binders all day and organize documents in files and put them in redwells is actually not a myth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745290) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:30 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha lol no, its absurd and it just gets worse, i read that on average every SEVEN years a BIGLAW firm DOUBLES in size... so in the 80's a 150 lawyer firm was BIG, in the 90's maybe 400 lawyers, now its a thousand lawyers plus and it just gets bigger and bigger.. as firms get even bigger the acctual responsiblity associates willhave just becomes more shit and shit, literally they are glorified secretaries now, i have associates who are basically scheduling medaitons and depos for the partner they work for with me instead of the secretary its ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745295) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:33 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting Fuck... next thing they will be doing is serving shit to clients VIA FEDERAL EXPRESS and VIA HAND DELIVERY
LJL |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:35 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha Johnson, please personally COURIER the partner's FECES to the Assistant Deputy General Counsel please. Plz remember to bill all your time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745304) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:37 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting Will do. thx (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745308) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:20 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting Lol I made $20/hr right outta college. Would you hire McGeorge, Hastings, and UC Davis grads? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745267) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:22 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha Of course, the shitter the better so fucking Golden Gate, Southwestern, Thomas Jefferson, walk on fucking in to your $20 an hour, 10 hour a week SHITLAW dream jerb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745274) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:24 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting Aren't you worried that they would fuck up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745282) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:25 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha Not fuck up cause Ill be given them drivel written disccovery bullshit and Id check it all before mailing but I 100% exxpect they wld have no fucking clue what teyh are doing and Ill literally have to teach them even the most basic shit and explain everything like they are literally 18 year old retards who never spent a day in LS
It may make more sense just to try to find a freelancing paralegal cause they'll prob do a better job |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:31 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting Would you expect the same thing from a T14 grad? LJL tommyt, you are right about this shit profession. I do hoap you accomplish your million dollar goal. Hopefully we will one day talk over some beers whilst LOLing at this shit profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745298) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:34 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha its all grads even t14 or t14.. if anything the t14 grads will know even less shit, they will feel entitled and think they are soooo smart and not realize law is just being a doc monkey... u see this in firms all the time, the ppl who do well long term are often from shittier schools... i read somewhere that in NY biglaw its expected for yale grads to be shit cause they just dont care (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745301) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:34 AM Author: Arrogant sickened office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745302) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:35 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha Yeah this is what Im thinking and I feel like its more common to find genuinine freelancing paralegals on CL than fucking freelancing lawyers who are all just fucking losers who cant find a perm job usualy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745305) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:44 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting How many years of experience is preferred? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745319) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:47 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha I imagine a true SHITLAWYER like me will hire ANYOEN regardless of experience as long as (1) they can do the fucking work without asking too many questions or being morons; and (2) they will work for as little pay as possible
I'd rather pay someone 18 bucks an hour who does avg work than 25 bucks for better work |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:48 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting LJL just hire some hot San Jose communications grad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745324) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:49 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha if she AZN that wld be sooo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745325) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:49 AM Author: Buck-toothed spectacular famous landscape painting Not a blonde skinny pale chick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745326) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:51 AM Author: Crawly Sick Meetinghouse Alpha aren't there only like 3 or 4 of those left in america? maybe i can import one from eastern europe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28745328) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: Scarlet Depressive gas yourself asap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28747384) |
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Date: September 13th, 2015 4:27 PM Author: Purple Fat Ankles Fanboi What's ur practice area and how do you advertise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#28747659) |
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Date: October 13th, 2018 11:17 AM Author: cracking ocher philosopher-king Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988150&forum_id=2#37013720) |