Date: October 1st, 2015 6:29 PM Author: well-lubricated casino
We have an attorney meeting scheduled at noon tomorrow. Every few months we do this to discuss new case law or complex issues. Usually lunch is provided, they'll get us Subway sandwiches or something. For really special occasions we'll go to this seafood restaurant that everyone likes.
The HR girl sends us an email reminding us of the meeting tomorrow so I reply to all, "I'll have the bacon wrapped scallops plzkthx."
Another associate replies to all, "Fish tacos for me."
HR cunt replies to all, "Lunch will not be provided."
Ouch. That hurts bros. All I could muster was an "OMG" reply to all.
Date: October 1st, 2015 6:30 PM Author: Spectacular cerise national
dude did you PWN her when you had that meeting a while back? something was going in my RL so I didn't get the chance to find out how that saga resolved itself?
Date: October 1st, 2015 7:07 PM Author: well-lubricated casino
Oh shit, I forgot to post about last Friday's meeting. I had court in the morning, but stopped by for the file and guess what was for breakfast? Donuts! Not flame.
We had a guest speaker so he brought a box of donuts. None of the shrews ate any.
Date: October 2nd, 2015 1:55 PM Author: well-lubricated casino
In response to my "OMG!" she sent me an email, "Can we stop with the mass emails please?"
This got under my skin and I wrote a couple of nasty emails that I discarded out of better judgment before settling on, "Is there anything that doesn't offend you?"