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THE MARTIAN WAS THE WORST FUCKING MOVIE I'VE SEEN IN YEARS
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:14 PM Author: White boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940151) |
Date: October 10th, 2015 1:15 PM Author: chartreuse pocket flask Go on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940156) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: White boistinker absolutely cringeworthy dialogue. completely predictable in every way. felt like i was watching a show on USA, except 2 hours long and more expensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940189) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:23 PM Author: White boistinker There was *literally* a point in which Kate Mara said a bunch of pseudo-scientific shit and then another character says "Ok but, in English, what does that mean" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940194) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:25 PM Author: chartreuse pocket flask What did he say again? Take that Neil Armstrong? How was that scene? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940205) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:29 PM Author: White boistinker i mean it was 600 lines like that, that scene doesn't stand out any more than any of the others. just terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940227) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:30 PM Author: stimulating knife business firm (guy who doesn't like to science the shit out of things) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940230) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:33 PM Author: chartreuse pocket flask Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940245) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: White boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940321) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:19 PM Author: magenta temple It was terrible but expectedly so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940171) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:31 PM Author: Vigorous Preventive Strike If youre looking to bitch about it, here's my list:
1. The whole thing depends on you caring about Matt Damon dying. But they dont spend a single scene introducing you to a single person on earth who cares about him. Not a fucking shot of two parents sitting on the couch watching nervously. Or beside his grave, when they think he's dead. Or getting the call from NASA or the President. Or a girlfriend, a dog, anything. WTF was that. Multiple shots of crowds gathered around the world at the end, but no family gathered? Nobody cares about this guy, why should I?
2. DIVERSITY
3. No real solitude, despite spending two years alone on a planet. Some of the explosion shit couldve been cut for just some time of him sitting on a rock, all alone.
4. His realization that he has been left behind passes in a second and he shows no emotion. It's the second big emotional pull of the plot: 1) Dont let he die! and 2) Fuck! They left him behind!
And this one gets short shrift, too. No tears, no anger, no bewilderment that he has been abandoned on a rock to float in space. Just moves on to the next action scene.
5. Jeff Daniels character doesnt know what the fuck its supposed to be. Jerk? Political slimeball? Good guy? Who is this guy?
6. No full frontal on Damon. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:36 PM Author: glittery center trump supporter 5. he is the rational political minded bro who sees the big picture. A character not being a cliche is a pretty dumb criticism though. I agree with the rest except the homo one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940262) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:40 PM Author: Vigorous Preventive Strike Not that I wanted him to be a cliche, but Id rather him not be 4 or 5 different cliches, undecided about which he is.
and Im trying to figure out anything I wrote that is homo? |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 7:17 PM Author: Spectacular gold parlor complaining about lack of full frontal on D-Mo. did you WANT to see his junk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947655) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: mind-boggling bat-shit-crazy hell the film is marketed primarily to millennials and millennials were raised on the internet - an emotionless cesspool of text largely without any vocal or body language clues of intention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940280) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: Vigorous Preventive Strike very CR. Now that I think about it -- all of the strong emotion in the movie is LITERALLY in text messages. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940303) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: White boistinker MFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940330) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:32 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle boiling water i was gonna watch it today but was reluctant. this sealed it for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940238) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: chartreuse pocket flask Yep. This thread killed any last desire to see this film. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940251) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: glittery center trump supporter it wasn't that bad, but it was extremely mediocre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940250) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: opaque mad-dog skullcap oh man it's Ridley Scott so I thought it would at least have some cool stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940271) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:54 PM Author: Fuchsia gaming laptop dilemma crazy he made alien and blade runner back to back and followed them up with a 30 years mediocrity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940362) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:40 PM Author: chartreuse pocket flask (Guy who has never seen Insterstellar) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940290) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: White boistinker i liked interstellar! at least interstellar pulled some emotions out of you at times, even if it wasn't a perfect movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940333) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: misanthropic haunted graveyard Yeah flaws aside it had a great emotional core. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940354) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:54 PM Author: mind-boggling bat-shit-crazy hell the only good scene in the entire movie was when casey affleck uploaded the vid about his kid dying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940365) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:50 PM Author: galvanic trailer park electric furnace That part was gut wrenching (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940634) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Maize Piazza Keepsake Machete interstellar was 20x better than the Martian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940347) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: glittery center trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940353) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:52 PM Author: purple anal menage Was the director good? Enough diversity? Any openly homo actors? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940349) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:54 PM Author: glittery center trump supporter directing was shit.
all the smart people were black.
they kept sex out of it, but if it had sex i'm sure it would have been homosex. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:56 PM Author: Vigorous Preventive Strike They destroyed a crucifix, made the only religious guy a Mexican, made the crew leader a strong independent woman, and let a wiry black guy figure out the astrophysics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940368) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:10 PM Author: White boistinker well the astrophysics guy was Donald Glover, whose mere presence made the movie a little better. Still it was a pretty all-star cast all around that made a terrible movie. I like Kristen Wiig but I would say her character was the most annoying of all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940428) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: blue garrison selfie You kidding me? Glover was the most obnoxious character in the whole movie. Completely unbelievable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947493) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:58 PM Author: magenta temple Everything about this movie was perfunctory. No emotion. No one cared about Damon. Damon and the director did a terrible job conveying the loneliness and isolation that being millions of miles away from all other humans would entail.
Way too much focus on what was happening on earth. Should have been shot entirely from Damon's point of view. Other characters were ridiculous and annoying.
As mentioned, dialogue was beyond cringeworthy.
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:04 PM Author: mind-boggling bat-shit-crazy hell but that would mean a white man would dominate the screentime. millennials would flip out and type screeds on the internet, twitter mobs would form, think of what youre asking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940402) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:43 PM Author: judgmental adventurous idiot organic girlfriend It was a collection of contrived setbacks and problems, each of which were quickly solved without much difficulty, never creating any tension or leaving the outcome in doubt. The stakes were always low, no real sacrifices were made, and in fact nobody even gets hurt during the entire movie (other than Damon getting poked by a small metal rod near the beginning). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940608) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:46 PM Author: Titillating sienna cumskin brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940621) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:11 PM Author: high-end carnelian locale circlehead i find it tough to watch dumbed-down sci-fi films after seeing russian solaris. sci-fi can be used to make intelligent commentary on loss and isolation and so forth, but "the martian" is more like a stupid version of "moon." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940758) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:14 PM Author: flesh library No gay characters at all. Movie was unwatchable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940770) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:18 PM Author: White boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28940800) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: Pink station antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947457) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: Thriller Vermilion Cuck Stock Car movie fell apart in the third act when they modified their orbital altitude using something that was clearly just a rudimentary clock. completely took me out of the film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947498) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: Thriller Vermilion Cuck Stock Car 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947499) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:49 PM Author: Thriller Vermilion Cuck Stock Car ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947502) |
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Date: November 1st, 2015 11:46 PM Author: Filthy whorehouse This is great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#29091408) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:50 PM Author: charismatic love of her life How much longer do we have until literally all new books, tv shows, movies and videogames are millennial trash? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947512) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 6:50 PM Author: vivacious property yeah pretty much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013542&forum_id=2#28947519) |