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have to hook up with a slightly chubby girl as a "favor" for my sister
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: beta box office one of her friends who broke off an engagement. a real clown down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940656) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:55 PM Author: Vibrant Sable Address Idiot It's all pink on the inside.
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: beta box office yeah the fucked up thing is she's a natural blonde with blue eyes and if she lost 10 pounds she'd be objectively hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940671) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: lake concupiscible alpha stock car doesn't sound that chubby to me then unless she's really short. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940682) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: beta box office i'm big into the tired eyes and emaciated look (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940705) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:10 PM Author: Vibrant Sable Address Idiot I can think of a few worse favors that I've had to do for my sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940748) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:11 PM Author: beta box office lmao explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940757) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 7:23 PM Author: ruby disgusting spot macaca "yeah the fucked up thing is she's a natural blonde with blue eyes and if she lost 10 pounds she'd be objectively hot"
Whenever I hear this it is never actually 10 lbs - it is more like she is 50 lbs overweight. |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 3:59 PM Author: Talented Theatre Rigpig "if she lost 10 pounds she'd be hot"
flame or you're picky about weight. there's no girl who would go from begrudgingly-fuckable to hot with only a 10 pound weight loss unless she's like 4'6"(which is close to unfuckable in the first place). |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:55 PM Author: deep big theater You know how to turn out the lights, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940664) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: beta box office yeah i'm just usually picky but this is for family and i have to lower my standards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940675) |
Date: October 10th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: Fragrant Avocado Regret School Cafeteria Jizz on her face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940684) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: Alcoholic affirmative action cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940699) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:22 PM Author: bateful transparent striped hyena Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941222) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:24 PM Author: beta box office if i do this i'm screaming "chilmata" as i do it. she won't know what happened anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941230) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:01 PM Author: frum faggotry what did you sis ask you to do?
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: beta box office go on casual dates with this chick and make her feel good. she just broke up with someone and she's going to be in my sister's wedding so my sister asked me to "date" her for bit just casually so she has an arm to hang on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940727) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:09 PM Author: frum faggotry thats a weird fckng request from a sibling. i can understand if she asked you to take her out once and see what happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940744) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:14 PM Author: beta box office now i'm signed up for every appearance for the next 6 or 8 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940774) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: Cobalt nudist garrison Slightly chubby is like top 10% of American women these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940701) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: Appetizing Pervert Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940706) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:07 PM Author: Vibrant Sable Address Idiot 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940730) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: irate hyperactive police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940736) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:22 PM Author: beta box office this turned dark fast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940833) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:20 PM Author: Purple corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941218) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:04 PM Author: Walnut odious stage antidepressant drug make her eat your ass and piss on her in the shower. then your sister will know you've really repaid the favor properly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940714) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: beta box office i have to be nice within reason. last two girls my sister brought around i did inappropriate things so i'm trying to redeem myself with this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940740) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: opaque useless brakes Lol at ur sister turning u out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940887) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: beta box office what does turning out mean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940894) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:40 PM Author: opaque useless brakes http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turn+out&defid=1678166 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940993) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:46 PM Author: beta box office oh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941050) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:30 PM Author: Alcoholic affirmative action You're a little slut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940899) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:38 PM Author: beta box office i'm really not at all. i can't even have sex sober and half the time i just try to date jews by telling people i'm jewish because my mom is a jew and the turnaround is really slow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940983) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:05 PM Author: razzmatazz chapel These types of girls are my guilty pleasure, pass her my way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940719) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:20 PM Author: beta box office why is this a guilty pleasure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940817) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:49 PM Author: razzmatazz chapel I guess it's not
Trashy, chunky blondes are yumyumyum |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:25 PM Author: geriatric dilemma milk Introduce her to your friends on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940857) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: beta box office i wish i could give details. a ton of burned out phi mu chicks are going to be craving cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940883) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:30 PM Author: Provocative hominid point What? You and your sister actually discussed and agreed that you would pump and dump her friend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940901) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: beta box office it's weird. chick is all excited and was asking my sister about family things we do together like for christmas we always dress up in festive pajamas and dress my dog up with reindeer antlers and take a picture for postcards and this chick is trying to get in on shit like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940943) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:38 PM Author: cracking ruddy casino mad cow disease This is a nice twist. I hope this subthread of your flame gets further fleshed out. Always enjoy your work, scholarship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941314) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:52 PM Author: stubborn chocolate library The twist is going to be when she finds someone else and turns you down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941086) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:53 PM Author: beta box office i've already committed to a day drinking date tomorrow. i think she's trying to get me drunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941093) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:01 PM Author: stubborn chocolate library I meant at some point in the future, after you have become accustomed to her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941135) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:01 PM Author: ultramarine seedy becky jewess *unzips pants*
The real question is: how will your sister repay you? |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:09 PM Author: beta box office she has a whole sorority of skinny friends. this is the first time i've had to take a bullet for something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941172) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 3:58 PM Author: ultramarine seedy becky jewess *zips up pants*
Boooooo. Get off the stage you fucking faggot. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:20 PM Author: Insane church building scourge upon the earth this sounds like the start of a rom-com
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Date: October 10th, 2015 6:23 PM Author: beta box office basically my life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941867) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 5:31 PM Author: Swollen Dun Circlehead OP's sister asking him gently to, you know, just take care of her slightly chubby friend, she's a really nice sweet girl and a lot of fun to be around
OP's sister putting both hands on his lap, leaning forward to plead with her big puppy-dog eyes. please? she'll make it worth your while
http://i.imgur.com/N28gFoe.png |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: Shivering idea he suggested OP your sis has heard all the nasty details about what you've did with her friends in the past. You think she wants to watch you bang her friend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28942647) |