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have to hook up with a slightly chubby girl as a "favor" for my sister
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate one of her friends who broke off an engagement. a real clown down (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940656) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:55 PM Author: aromatic business firm It's all pink on the inside.
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate yeah the fucked up thing is she's a natural blonde with blue eyes and if she lost 10 pounds she'd be objectively hot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940671) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: grizzly whorehouse doesn't sound that chubby to me then unless she's really short. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940682) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate i'm big into the tired eyes and emaciated look (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940705) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:10 PM Author: aromatic business firm I can think of a few worse favors that I've had to do for my sister. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940748) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate lmao explain (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940757) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 7:23 PM Author: Exciting orchid stage "yeah the fucked up thing is she's a natural blonde with blue eyes and if she lost 10 pounds she'd be objectively hot"
Whenever I hear this it is never actually 10 lbs - it is more like she is 50 lbs overweight. |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 3:59 PM Author: pontificating dilemma toilet seat "if she lost 10 pounds she'd be hot"
flame or you're picky about weight. there's no girl who would go from begrudgingly-fuckable to hot with only a 10 pound weight loss unless she's like 4'6"(which is close to unfuckable in the first place). |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:55 PM Author: Bonkers garrison faggotry You know how to turn out the lights, right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940664) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate yeah i'm just usually picky but this is for family and i have to lower my standards (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940675) |
Date: October 10th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: Charcoal Resort Water Buffalo Jizz on her face. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940684) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: hairraiser tan point cr (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940699) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:22 PM Author: Cracking Mustard Field Cr (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941222) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:24 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate if i do this i'm screaming "chilmata" as i do it. she won't know what happened anyway (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941230) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:01 PM Author: low-t shivering crackhouse depressive what did you sis ask you to do?
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate go on casual dates with this chick and make her feel good. she just broke up with someone and she's going to be in my sister's wedding so my sister asked me to "date" her for bit just casually so she has an arm to hang on (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940727) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:09 PM Author: low-t shivering crackhouse depressive thats a weird fckng request from a sibling. i can understand if she asked you to take her out once and see what happens (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940744) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:14 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate now i'm signed up for every appearance for the next 6 or 8 months (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940774) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: Confused vibrant personal credit line Slightly chubby is like top 10% of American women these days. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940701) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: light international law enforcement agency (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940706) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:07 PM Author: aromatic business firm 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940730) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: Hyperventilating crotch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940736) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:22 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate this turned dark fast (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940833) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:20 PM Author: chest-beating roast beef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941218) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:04 PM Author: out-of-control chocolate property make her eat your ass and piss on her in the shower. then your sister will know you've really repaid the favor properly. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940714) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate i have to be nice within reason. last two girls my sister brought around i did inappropriate things so i'm trying to redeem myself with this one (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940740) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: passionate sepia lay jewess Lol at ur sister turning u out (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940887) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate what does turning out mean (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940894) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:40 PM Author: passionate sepia lay jewess http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turn+out&defid=1678166 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940993) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:46 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate oh (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941050) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:30 PM Author: hairraiser tan point You're a little slut. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940899) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:38 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate i'm really not at all. i can't even have sex sober and half the time i just try to date jews by telling people i'm jewish because my mom is a jew and the turnaround is really slow (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940983) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:05 PM Author: adventurous double fault These types of girls are my guilty pleasure, pass her my way (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940719) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:20 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate why is this a guilty pleasure (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940817) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:49 PM Author: adventurous double fault I guess it's not
Trashy, chunky blondes are yumyumyum |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Hateful base Introduce her to your friends on xo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940857) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:28 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate i wish i could give details. a ton of burned out phi mu chicks are going to be craving cock (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940883) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:30 PM Author: rusted dragon halford What? You and your sister actually discussed and agreed that you would pump and dump her friend? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940901) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate it's weird. chick is all excited and was asking my sister about family things we do together like for christmas we always dress up in festive pajamas and dress my dog up with reindeer antlers and take a picture for postcards and this chick is trying to get in on shit like that (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28940943) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:38 PM Author: Brilliant metal lodge This is a nice twist. I hope this subthread of your flame gets further fleshed out. Always enjoy your work, scholarship. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941314) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:52 PM Author: bright ticket booth new version The twist is going to be when she finds someone else and turns you down. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941086) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 3:53 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate i've already committed to a day drinking date tomorrow. i think she's trying to get me drunk (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941093) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:01 PM Author: bright ticket booth new version I meant at some point in the future, after you have become accustomed to her. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941135) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:01 PM Author: Galvanic mildly autistic senate legal warrant *unzips pants*
The real question is: how will your sister repay you? |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:09 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate she has a whole sorority of skinny friends. this is the first time i've had to take a bullet for something (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941172) |
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Date: October 11th, 2015 3:58 PM Author: Galvanic mildly autistic senate legal warrant *zips up pants*
Boooooo. Get off the stage you fucking faggot. |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 4:20 PM Author: impressive sex offender mother this sounds like the start of a rom-com
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Date: October 10th, 2015 6:23 PM Author: Walnut very tactful native roommate basically my life (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28941867) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 5:31 PM Author: lurid anal narrative OP's sister asking him gently to, you know, just take care of her slightly chubby friend, she's a really nice sweet girl and a lot of fun to be around
OP's sister putting both hands on his lap, leaning forward to plead with her big puppy-dog eyes. please? she'll make it worth your while
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Date: October 10th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: Flushed bawdyhouse OP your sis has heard all the nasty details about what you've did with her friends in the past. You think she wants to watch you bang her friend? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3013616&forum_id=2#28942647) |