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goddammit just reached for the remote and knocked a full beer across the room

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180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad fo...
embarrassed to the bone dysfunction locale
  10/31/15
swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doi...
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting ...
idiotic house
  10/31/15
thanks mom
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
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embarrassed to the bone dysfunction locale
  10/31/15
answer the question. I srsly wanna know
idiotic house
  10/31/15
drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insa...
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
tell me about it
idiotic house
  10/31/15
hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked o...
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
this is a little confusing to me but ok
idiotic house
  10/31/15
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Cyan Home Useless Brakes
  10/31/15
i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time a...
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
Jesus what type of people do you hang out with
Cyan Home Useless Brakes
  10/31/15
it's not as bad as it sounds
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.
big mewling legal warrant
  10/31/15
yeah maybe so. fma
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?
idiotic house
  10/31/15
kind of. we just don't know
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
Lol
big mewling legal warrant
  10/31/15
And resulted in domestic violence
Cyan Home Useless Brakes
  10/31/15
180
mind-boggling reading party location
  10/31/15
WOULD READ AGAIN
drunken trailer park
  10/31/15
Scholarship 180 Someone sticky this.
big mewling legal warrant
  10/31/15
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Stimulating ocher messiness place of business
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Fuuuuuuuccck. When I do this, I have to treat the spill lik...
copper supple affirmative action
  10/31/15
i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed a...
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
what, is she gonna lick it up?
idiotic house
  10/31/15
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Well-lubricated hyperventilating forum
  10/31/15
Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten fr...
copper supple affirmative action
  10/31/15
makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about...
idiotic house
  10/31/15
1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere 2) wife touches so...
copper supple affirmative action
  10/31/15
why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and i...
idiotic house
  10/31/15
Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.
copper supple affirmative action
  10/31/15
a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especial...
idiotic house
  10/31/15
Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her ski...
copper supple affirmative action
  10/31/15
her genes should die off
Self-centered Famous Landscape Painting
  10/31/15
jfc
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.
embarrassed to the bone dysfunction locale
  10/31/15
dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious ru...
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained...
Cyan Home Useless Brakes
  10/31/15
Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it...
copper supple affirmative action
  10/31/15
where do you get all these chocolate milk containers
180 Maize National Security Agency Spot
  10/31/15
Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths Too
Onyx heaven associate
  10/31/15
Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!
drunken trailer park
  10/31/15
Toilet paper coozy=lifehack
big mewling legal warrant
  10/31/15
perish surprisingly funny in this thread
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079834)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dysfunction locale

guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad for heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079847)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079854)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: idiotic house

Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting there since last night? ...huh?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079853)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

thanks mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079856)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dysfunction locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079857)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: idiotic house

answer the question. I srsly wanna know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079862)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insane night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079870)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: idiotic house

tell me about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079893)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked out and going insane because a while back i took a shit in his toilet and his wife yelled at me and started crying and i guess he forgot we talked about this already and he walked in on his wife getting legit lesbo on some chick in the living room and my other bro was like yeah i fucked her and she's gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079914)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: idiotic house

this is a little confusing to me but ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079918)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Cyan Home Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079926)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time and his wife screamed at me and it sounded like they got physical and she ran out the fucking front door crying and my bro blamed it on me. then later he comes home and catches his wife scissoring with a chick she's taking kickboxing lessons with. another bro fucked the kickboxing chick and confirmed she's a dyke. we kind of confronted our bro last night like hey ur wife's fucking girls and he was so blacked out everone went insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079932)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Cyan Home Useless Brakes

Jesus what type of people do you hang out with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079943)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

it's not as bad as it sounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079949)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: big mewling legal warrant

You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080790)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

yeah maybe so. fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080940)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: idiotic house

so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079947)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

kind of. we just don't know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079953)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: big mewling legal warrant

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080801)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Cyan Home Useless Brakes

And resulted in domestic violence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079954)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: mind-boggling reading party location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079956)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: drunken trailer park

WOULD READ AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079974)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: big mewling legal warrant

Scholarship

180

Someone sticky this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080794)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 7:39 AM
Author: Stimulating ocher messiness place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29524574)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: copper supple affirmative action

Fuuuuuuuccck.

When I do this, I have to treat the spill like a god damn nuclear waste accident because my wife has Celiac Disease. Fucking nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079876)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed at my dumbass monkey arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079888)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: idiotic house

what, is she gonna lick it up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079897)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: Well-lubricated hyperventilating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079917)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: copper supple affirmative action

Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten free diet, she is ridiculously sensitive to gluten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079934)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: idiotic house

makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about her diet. maybe about the mess, but not the diet. jeez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079976)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: copper supple affirmative action

1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere

2) wife touches something coated in sticky residue

3) wife licks her fingers (or eats something else with her hands)

Conclusion: wife is shitting her guts out for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079986)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: idiotic house

why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and if her fingers are sticky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079993)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: copper supple affirmative action

Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079996)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: idiotic house

a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especially a person with celiac disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080006)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: copper supple affirmative action

Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her skin gets all read and puffy. I thought it was bullshit and made fun of her constantly about her ridiculous belief. One night, we were both drunk, and I grabbed her hand, held it over the sink, and poured some beer on her hand. She started bawling and yelling at me. Sure enough, a half-hour later, her hands were red and puffy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080021)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Self-centered Famous Landscape Painting

her genes should die off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080473)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080760)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dysfunction locale

just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079903)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious rule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079916)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Cyan Home Useless Brakes

This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained the fuck out of both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079928)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: copper supple affirmative action

Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it get's about 1/3 of the way full, back pressure starts to develop.

I like to use 1 pint chocolate milk containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079966)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot

where do you get all these chocolate milk containers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080127)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: Onyx heaven associate

Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths

Too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080613)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: drunken trailer park

Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079968)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: big mewling legal warrant

Toilet paper coozy=lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080813)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Amber chapel boiling water

perish surprisingly funny in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080151)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: 180 Maize National Security Agency Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080464)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: alcoholic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080776)