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goddammit just reached for the remote and knocked a full beer across the room

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Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad fo...
Cerebral crotch blood rage
  10/31/15
swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doi...
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting ...
nubile corner macaca
  10/31/15
thanks mom
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
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Cerebral crotch blood rage
  10/31/15
answer the question. I srsly wanna know
nubile corner macaca
  10/31/15
drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insa...
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
tell me about it
nubile corner macaca
  10/31/15
hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked o...
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
this is a little confusing to me but ok
nubile corner macaca
  10/31/15
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Poppy floppy digit ratio toilet seat
  10/31/15
i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time a...
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
Jesus what type of people do you hang out with
Poppy floppy digit ratio toilet seat
  10/31/15
it's not as bad as it sounds
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.
Cracking shrine incel
  10/31/15
yeah maybe so. fma
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?
nubile corner macaca
  10/31/15
kind of. we just don't know
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
Lol
Cracking shrine incel
  10/31/15
And resulted in domestic violence
Poppy floppy digit ratio toilet seat
  10/31/15
180
vibrant ocher legend brunch
  10/31/15
WOULD READ AGAIN
fighting box office
  10/31/15
Scholarship 180 Someone sticky this.
Cracking shrine incel
  10/31/15
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Contagious Dilemma
  01/05/16
Fuuuuuuuccck. When I do this, I have to treat the spill lik...
mewling parlour
  10/31/15
i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed a...
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
what, is she gonna lick it up?
nubile corner macaca
  10/31/15
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charismatic private investor internal respiration
  10/31/15
Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten fr...
mewling parlour
  10/31/15
makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about...
nubile corner macaca
  10/31/15
1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere 2) wife touches so...
mewling parlour
  10/31/15
why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and i...
nubile corner macaca
  10/31/15
Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.
mewling parlour
  10/31/15
a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especial...
nubile corner macaca
  10/31/15
Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her ski...
mewling parlour
  10/31/15
her genes should die off
Twinkling casino kitty
  10/31/15
jfc
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.
Cerebral crotch blood rage
  10/31/15
dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious ru...
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained...
Poppy floppy digit ratio toilet seat
  10/31/15
Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it...
mewling parlour
  10/31/15
where do you get all these chocolate milk containers
Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths Too
Laughsome kitchen laser beams
  10/31/15
Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!
fighting box office
  10/31/15
Toilet paper coozy=lifehack
Cracking shrine incel
  10/31/15
perish surprisingly funny in this thread
At-the-ready motley theater
  10/31/15
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Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency
  10/31/15
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diverse impressive cruise ship messiness
  10/31/15


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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079834)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Cerebral crotch blood rage

guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad for heart

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079847)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079854)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: nubile corner macaca

Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting there since last night? ...huh?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079853)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

thanks mom

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079856)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Cerebral crotch blood rage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079857)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: nubile corner macaca

answer the question. I srsly wanna know

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079862)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insane night

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079870)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: nubile corner macaca

tell me about it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079893)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked out and going insane because a while back i took a shit in his toilet and his wife yelled at me and started crying and i guess he forgot we talked about this already and he walked in on his wife getting legit lesbo on some chick in the living room and my other bro was like yeah i fucked her and she's gay

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079914)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: nubile corner macaca

this is a little confusing to me but ok

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079918)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Poppy floppy digit ratio toilet seat



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079926)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time and his wife screamed at me and it sounded like they got physical and she ran out the fucking front door crying and my bro blamed it on me. then later he comes home and catches his wife scissoring with a chick she's taking kickboxing lessons with. another bro fucked the kickboxing chick and confirmed she's a dyke. we kind of confronted our bro last night like hey ur wife's fucking girls and he was so blacked out everone went insane

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079932)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Poppy floppy digit ratio toilet seat

Jesus what type of people do you hang out with

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079943)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

it's not as bad as it sounds

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079949)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Cracking shrine incel

You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080790)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

yeah maybe so. fma

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080940)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: nubile corner macaca

so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079947)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

kind of. we just don't know

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079953)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Cracking shrine incel

Lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080801)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Poppy floppy digit ratio toilet seat

And resulted in domestic violence

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079954)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: vibrant ocher legend brunch

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079956)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: fighting box office

WOULD READ AGAIN

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079974)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Cracking shrine incel

Scholarship

180

Someone sticky this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080794)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 7:39 AM
Author: Contagious Dilemma



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29524574)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: mewling parlour

Fuuuuuuuccck.

When I do this, I have to treat the spill like a god damn nuclear waste accident because my wife has Celiac Disease. Fucking nightmare.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079876)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed at my dumbass monkey arms

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079888)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: nubile corner macaca

what, is she gonna lick it up?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079897)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: charismatic private investor internal respiration



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079917)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: mewling parlour

Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten free diet, she is ridiculously sensitive to gluten.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079934)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: nubile corner macaca

makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about her diet. maybe about the mess, but not the diet. jeez

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079976)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: mewling parlour

1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere

2) wife touches something coated in sticky residue

3) wife licks her fingers (or eats something else with her hands)

Conclusion: wife is shitting her guts out for days.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079986)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: nubile corner macaca

why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and if her fingers are sticky?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079993)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: mewling parlour

Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079996)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: nubile corner macaca

a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especially a person with celiac disease.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080006)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: mewling parlour

Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her skin gets all read and puffy. I thought it was bullshit and made fun of her constantly about her ridiculous belief. One night, we were both drunk, and I grabbed her hand, held it over the sink, and poured some beer on her hand. She started bawling and yelling at me. Sure enough, a half-hour later, her hands were red and puffy as fuck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080021)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Twinkling casino kitty

her genes should die off

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080473)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

jfc

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080760)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Cerebral crotch blood rage

just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079903)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious rule

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079916)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Poppy floppy digit ratio toilet seat

This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained the fuck out of both

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079928)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: mewling parlour

Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it get's about 1/3 of the way full, back pressure starts to develop.

I like to use 1 pint chocolate milk containers.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079966)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency

where do you get all these chocolate milk containers

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080127)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: Laughsome kitchen laser beams

Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths

Too

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080613)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: fighting box office

Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079968)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Cracking shrine incel

Toilet paper coozy=lifehack

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080813)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: At-the-ready motley theater

perish surprisingly funny in this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080151)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Trip principal's office international law enforcement agency



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080464)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: diverse impressive cruise ship messiness



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080776)