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goddammit just reached for the remote and knocked a full beer across the room
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:30 AM Author: Stirring parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079834) |
Date: October 31st, 2015 10:33 AM Author: Trip stock car native guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad for heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079847) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM Author: Stirring parlor swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079854) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:34 AM Author: hyperactive prole Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting there since last night? ...huh?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079853) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM Author: Stirring parlor thanks mom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079856) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM Author: Trip stock car native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079857) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:36 AM Author: hyperactive prole answer the question. I srsly wanna know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079862) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:37 AM Author: Stirring parlor drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insane night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079870) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:40 AM Author: hyperactive prole tell me about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079893) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:45 AM Author: Stirring parlor hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked out and going insane because a while back i took a shit in his toilet and his wife yelled at me and started crying and i guess he forgot we talked about this already and he walked in on his wife getting legit lesbo on some chick in the living room and my other bro was like yeah i fucked her and she's gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079914) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM Author: hyperactive prole this is a little confusing to me but ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079918) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:48 AM Author: flickering beady-eyed parlour skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079926) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM Author: Stirring parlor i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time and his wife screamed at me and it sounded like they got physical and she ran out the fucking front door crying and my bro blamed it on me. then later he comes home and catches his wife scissoring with a chick she's taking kickboxing lessons with. another bro fucked the kickboxing chick and confirmed she's a dyke. we kind of confronted our bro last night like hey ur wife's fucking girls and he was so blacked out everone went insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079932) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:53 AM Author: flickering beady-eyed parlour skinny woman Jesus what type of people do you hang out with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079943) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM Author: Stirring parlor it's not as bad as it sounds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079949) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:51 PM Author: up-to-no-good business firm mental disorder You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080790) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 2:20 PM Author: Stirring parlor yeah maybe so. fma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080940) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM Author: hyperactive prole so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079947) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM Author: Stirring parlor kind of. we just don't know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079953) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:53 PM Author: up-to-no-good business firm mental disorder Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080801) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM Author: flickering beady-eyed parlour skinny woman And resulted in domestic violence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079954) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM Author: histrionic meetinghouse becky 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079956) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM Author: cocky corn cake hall WOULD READ AGAIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079974) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:52 PM Author: up-to-no-good business firm mental disorder Scholarship
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Someone sticky this. |
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Date: January 5th, 2016 7:39 AM Author: wonderful bronze stage ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29524574) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:38 AM Author: Lascivious associate Fuuuuuuuccck. When I do this, I have to treat the spill like a god damn nuclear waste accident because my wife has Celiac Disease. Fucking nightmare. |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:39 AM Author: Stirring parlor i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed at my dumbass monkey arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079888) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:41 AM Author: hyperactive prole what, is she gonna lick it up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079897) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM Author: Curious Forum Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079917) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM Author: Lascivious associate Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten free diet, she is ridiculously sensitive to gluten. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079934) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM Author: hyperactive prole makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about her diet. maybe about the mess, but not the diet. jeez (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079976) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:01 AM Author: Lascivious associate 1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere 2) wife touches something coated in sticky residue 3) wife licks her fingers (or eats something else with her hands) Conclusion: wife is shitting her guts out for days. |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:02 AM Author: hyperactive prole why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and if her fingers are sticky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079993) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:03 AM Author: Lascivious associate Because her fingers are sticky. Duh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079996) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:04 AM Author: hyperactive prole a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especially a person with celiac disease. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080006) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:08 AM Author: Lascivious associate Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her skin gets all read and puffy. I thought it was bullshit and made fun of her constantly about her ridiculous belief. One night, we were both drunk, and I grabbed her hand, held it over the sink, and poured some beer on her hand. She started bawling and yelling at me. Sure enough, a half-hour later, her hands were red and puffy as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080021) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:37 PM Author: chartreuse laughsome stead her genes should die off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080473) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Stirring parlor jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080760) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:42 AM Author: Trip stock car native just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079903) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM Author: Stirring parlor dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious rule (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079916) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:49 AM Author: flickering beady-eyed parlour skinny woman This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained the fuck out of both (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079928) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM Author: Lascivious associate Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it get's about 1/3 of the way full, back pressure starts to develop.
I like to use 1 pint chocolate milk containers. |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:32 AM Author: Stirring parlor where do you get all these chocolate milk containers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080127) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:12 PM Author: know-it-all piazza private investor Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths Too |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM Author: cocky corn cake hall Quick, wrap it in toilet paper! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079968) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:55 PM Author: up-to-no-good business firm mental disorder Toilet paper coozy=lifehack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080813) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:35 PM Author: Stirring parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080464) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Confused maize athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080776) |