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goddammit just reached for the remote and knocked a full beer across the room

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slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad fo...
Floppy sienna chapel
  10/31/15
swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doi...
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting ...
seedy parlour digit ratio
  10/31/15
thanks mom
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
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Floppy sienna chapel
  10/31/15
answer the question. I srsly wanna know
seedy parlour digit ratio
  10/31/15
drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insa...
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
tell me about it
seedy parlour digit ratio
  10/31/15
hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked o...
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
this is a little confusing to me but ok
seedy parlour digit ratio
  10/31/15
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Curious self-absorbed senate
  10/31/15
i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time a...
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
Jesus what type of people do you hang out with
Curious self-absorbed senate
  10/31/15
it's not as bad as it sounds
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.
Vengeful low-t stage private investor
  10/31/15
yeah maybe so. fma
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?
seedy parlour digit ratio
  10/31/15
kind of. we just don't know
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
Lol
Vengeful low-t stage private investor
  10/31/15
And resulted in domestic violence
Curious self-absorbed senate
  10/31/15
180
vigorous emerald theatre mad cow disease
  10/31/15
WOULD READ AGAIN
high-end orchid fat ankles chad
  10/31/15
Scholarship 180 Someone sticky this.
Vengeful low-t stage private investor
  10/31/15
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Vibrant set mental disorder
  01/05/16
Fuuuuuuuccck. When I do this, I have to treat the spill lik...
histrionic glassy candlestick maker
  10/31/15
i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed a...
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
what, is she gonna lick it up?
seedy parlour digit ratio
  10/31/15
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Sooty forum
  10/31/15
Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten fr...
histrionic glassy candlestick maker
  10/31/15
makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about...
seedy parlour digit ratio
  10/31/15
1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere 2) wife touches so...
histrionic glassy candlestick maker
  10/31/15
why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and i...
seedy parlour digit ratio
  10/31/15
Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.
histrionic glassy candlestick maker
  10/31/15
a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especial...
seedy parlour digit ratio
  10/31/15
Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her ski...
histrionic glassy candlestick maker
  10/31/15
her genes should die off
unhinged lay fanboi
  10/31/15
jfc
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.
Floppy sienna chapel
  10/31/15
dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious ru...
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained...
Curious self-absorbed senate
  10/31/15
Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it...
histrionic glassy candlestick maker
  10/31/15
where do you get all these chocolate milk containers
slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths Too
medicated stirring step-uncle's house party of the first part
  10/31/15
Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!
high-end orchid fat ankles chad
  10/31/15
Toilet paper coozy=lifehack
Vengeful low-t stage private investor
  10/31/15
perish surprisingly funny in this thread
maroon macaca
  10/31/15
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slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena
  10/31/15
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Beady-eyed National Black Woman
  10/31/15


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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079834)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Floppy sienna chapel

guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad for heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079847)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079854)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: seedy parlour digit ratio

Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting there since last night? ...huh?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079853)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

thanks mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079856)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Floppy sienna chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079857)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: seedy parlour digit ratio

answer the question. I srsly wanna know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079862)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insane night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079870)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: seedy parlour digit ratio

tell me about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079893)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked out and going insane because a while back i took a shit in his toilet and his wife yelled at me and started crying and i guess he forgot we talked about this already and he walked in on his wife getting legit lesbo on some chick in the living room and my other bro was like yeah i fucked her and she's gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079914)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: seedy parlour digit ratio

this is a little confusing to me but ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079918)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Curious self-absorbed senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079926)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time and his wife screamed at me and it sounded like they got physical and she ran out the fucking front door crying and my bro blamed it on me. then later he comes home and catches his wife scissoring with a chick she's taking kickboxing lessons with. another bro fucked the kickboxing chick and confirmed she's a dyke. we kind of confronted our bro last night like hey ur wife's fucking girls and he was so blacked out everone went insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079932)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Curious self-absorbed senate

Jesus what type of people do you hang out with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079943)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

it's not as bad as it sounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079949)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Vengeful low-t stage private investor

You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080790)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

yeah maybe so. fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080940)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: seedy parlour digit ratio

so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079947)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

kind of. we just don't know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079953)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Vengeful low-t stage private investor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080801)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Curious self-absorbed senate

And resulted in domestic violence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079954)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: vigorous emerald theatre mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079956)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: high-end orchid fat ankles chad

WOULD READ AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079974)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Vengeful low-t stage private investor

Scholarship

180

Someone sticky this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080794)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 7:39 AM
Author: Vibrant set mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29524574)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: histrionic glassy candlestick maker

Fuuuuuuuccck.

When I do this, I have to treat the spill like a god damn nuclear waste accident because my wife has Celiac Disease. Fucking nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079876)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed at my dumbass monkey arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079888)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: seedy parlour digit ratio

what, is she gonna lick it up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079897)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: Sooty forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079917)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: histrionic glassy candlestick maker

Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten free diet, she is ridiculously sensitive to gluten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079934)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: seedy parlour digit ratio

makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about her diet. maybe about the mess, but not the diet. jeez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079976)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: histrionic glassy candlestick maker

1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere

2) wife touches something coated in sticky residue

3) wife licks her fingers (or eats something else with her hands)

Conclusion: wife is shitting her guts out for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079986)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: seedy parlour digit ratio

why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and if her fingers are sticky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079993)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: histrionic glassy candlestick maker

Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079996)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: seedy parlour digit ratio

a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especially a person with celiac disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080006)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: histrionic glassy candlestick maker

Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her skin gets all read and puffy. I thought it was bullshit and made fun of her constantly about her ridiculous belief. One night, we were both drunk, and I grabbed her hand, held it over the sink, and poured some beer on her hand. She started bawling and yelling at me. Sure enough, a half-hour later, her hands were red and puffy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080021)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: unhinged lay fanboi

her genes should die off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080473)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080760)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Floppy sienna chapel

just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079903)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious rule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079916)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Curious self-absorbed senate

This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained the fuck out of both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079928)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: histrionic glassy candlestick maker

Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it get's about 1/3 of the way full, back pressure starts to develop.

I like to use 1 pint chocolate milk containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079966)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena

where do you get all these chocolate milk containers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080127)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: medicated stirring step-uncle's house party of the first part

Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths

Too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080613)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: high-end orchid fat ankles chad

Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079968)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Vengeful low-t stage private investor

Toilet paper coozy=lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080813)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: maroon macaca

perish surprisingly funny in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080151)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: slap-happy supple heaven striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080464)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed National Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080776)