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goddammit just reached for the remote and knocked a full beer across the room

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Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad fo...
Floppy cruel-hearted crotch
  10/31/15
swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doi...
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting ...
light nursing home
  10/31/15
thanks mom
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
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Floppy cruel-hearted crotch
  10/31/15
answer the question. I srsly wanna know
light nursing home
  10/31/15
drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insa...
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
tell me about it
light nursing home
  10/31/15
hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked o...
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
this is a little confusing to me but ok
light nursing home
  10/31/15
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Irate ocher heaven fat ankles
  10/31/15
i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time a...
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
Jesus what type of people do you hang out with
Irate ocher heaven fat ankles
  10/31/15
it's not as bad as it sounds
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.
Laughsome cruise ship kitty
  10/31/15
yeah maybe so. fma
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?
light nursing home
  10/31/15
kind of. we just don't know
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
Lol
Laughsome cruise ship kitty
  10/31/15
And resulted in domestic violence
Irate ocher heaven fat ankles
  10/31/15
180
mischievous forum genital piercing
  10/31/15
WOULD READ AGAIN
bistre greedy feces new version
  10/31/15
Scholarship 180 Someone sticky this.
Laughsome cruise ship kitty
  10/31/15
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Cerebral chad kitty cat
  01/05/16
Fuuuuuuuccck. When I do this, I have to treat the spill lik...
Bateful bearded faggot firefighter
  10/31/15
i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed a...
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
what, is she gonna lick it up?
light nursing home
  10/31/15
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Lake Razzle Ceo
  10/31/15
Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten fr...
Bateful bearded faggot firefighter
  10/31/15
makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about...
light nursing home
  10/31/15
1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere 2) wife touches so...
Bateful bearded faggot firefighter
  10/31/15
why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and i...
light nursing home
  10/31/15
Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.
Bateful bearded faggot firefighter
  10/31/15
a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especial...
light nursing home
  10/31/15
Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her ski...
Bateful bearded faggot firefighter
  10/31/15
her genes should die off
Soul-stirring Green Mood
  10/31/15
jfc
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.
Floppy cruel-hearted crotch
  10/31/15
dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious ru...
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained...
Irate ocher heaven fat ankles
  10/31/15
Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it...
Bateful bearded faggot firefighter
  10/31/15
where do you get all these chocolate milk containers
Cyan dashing factory reset button
  10/31/15
Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths Too
Mauve Dragon Brethren
  10/31/15
Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!
bistre greedy feces new version
  10/31/15
Toilet paper coozy=lifehack
Laughsome cruise ship kitty
  10/31/15
perish surprisingly funny in this thread
Naked roommate garrison
  10/31/15
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079834)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Floppy cruel-hearted crotch

guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad for heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079847)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079854)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: light nursing home

Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting there since last night? ...huh?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079853)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

thanks mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079856)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Floppy cruel-hearted crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079857)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: light nursing home

answer the question. I srsly wanna know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079862)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insane night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079870)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: light nursing home

tell me about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079893)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked out and going insane because a while back i took a shit in his toilet and his wife yelled at me and started crying and i guess he forgot we talked about this already and he walked in on his wife getting legit lesbo on some chick in the living room and my other bro was like yeah i fucked her and she's gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079914)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: light nursing home

this is a little confusing to me but ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079918)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Irate ocher heaven fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079926)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time and his wife screamed at me and it sounded like they got physical and she ran out the fucking front door crying and my bro blamed it on me. then later he comes home and catches his wife scissoring with a chick she's taking kickboxing lessons with. another bro fucked the kickboxing chick and confirmed she's a dyke. we kind of confronted our bro last night like hey ur wife's fucking girls and he was so blacked out everone went insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079932)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Irate ocher heaven fat ankles

Jesus what type of people do you hang out with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079943)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

it's not as bad as it sounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079949)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship kitty

You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080790)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

yeah maybe so. fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080940)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: light nursing home

so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079947)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

kind of. we just don't know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079953)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship kitty

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080801)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Irate ocher heaven fat ankles

And resulted in domestic violence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079954)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: mischievous forum genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079956)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: bistre greedy feces new version

WOULD READ AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079974)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship kitty

Scholarship

180

Someone sticky this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080794)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 7:39 AM
Author: Cerebral chad kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29524574)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Bateful bearded faggot firefighter

Fuuuuuuuccck.

When I do this, I have to treat the spill like a god damn nuclear waste accident because my wife has Celiac Disease. Fucking nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079876)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed at my dumbass monkey arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079888)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: light nursing home

what, is she gonna lick it up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079897)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: Lake Razzle Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079917)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: Bateful bearded faggot firefighter

Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten free diet, she is ridiculously sensitive to gluten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079934)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: light nursing home

makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about her diet. maybe about the mess, but not the diet. jeez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079976)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: Bateful bearded faggot firefighter

1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere

2) wife touches something coated in sticky residue

3) wife licks her fingers (or eats something else with her hands)

Conclusion: wife is shitting her guts out for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079986)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: light nursing home

why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and if her fingers are sticky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079993)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Bateful bearded faggot firefighter

Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079996)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: light nursing home

a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especially a person with celiac disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080006)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: Bateful bearded faggot firefighter

Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her skin gets all read and puffy. I thought it was bullshit and made fun of her constantly about her ridiculous belief. One night, we were both drunk, and I grabbed her hand, held it over the sink, and poured some beer on her hand. She started bawling and yelling at me. Sure enough, a half-hour later, her hands were red and puffy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080021)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Green Mood

her genes should die off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080473)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080760)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Floppy cruel-hearted crotch

just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079903)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious rule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079916)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Irate ocher heaven fat ankles

This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained the fuck out of both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079928)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Bateful bearded faggot firefighter

Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it get's about 1/3 of the way full, back pressure starts to develop.

I like to use 1 pint chocolate milk containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079966)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button

where do you get all these chocolate milk containers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080127)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: Mauve Dragon Brethren

Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths

Too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080613)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: bistre greedy feces new version

Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079968)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Laughsome cruise ship kitty

Toilet paper coozy=lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080813)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Naked roommate garrison

perish surprisingly funny in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080151)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Cyan dashing factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080464)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: free-loading windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080776)