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goddammit just reached for the remote and knocked a full beer across the room

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Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad fo...
Cobalt ceo
  10/31/15
swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doi...
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting ...
Frisky Obsidian Spot
  10/31/15
thanks mom
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
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Cobalt ceo
  10/31/15
answer the question. I srsly wanna know
Frisky Obsidian Spot
  10/31/15
drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insa...
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
tell me about it
Frisky Obsidian Spot
  10/31/15
hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked o...
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
this is a little confusing to me but ok
Frisky Obsidian Spot
  10/31/15
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Laughsome Bull Headed Sound Barrier
  10/31/15
i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time a...
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
Jesus what type of people do you hang out with
Laughsome Bull Headed Sound Barrier
  10/31/15
it's not as bad as it sounds
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.
naked gunner
  10/31/15
yeah maybe so. fma
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?
Frisky Obsidian Spot
  10/31/15
kind of. we just don't know
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
Lol
naked gunner
  10/31/15
And resulted in domestic violence
Laughsome Bull Headed Sound Barrier
  10/31/15
180
glassy legend tank
  10/31/15
WOULD READ AGAIN
misunderstood pervert
  10/31/15
Scholarship 180 Someone sticky this.
naked gunner
  10/31/15
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Slate Misanthropic School Cafeteria
  01/05/16
Fuuuuuuuccck. When I do this, I have to treat the spill lik...
Appetizing home elastic band
  10/31/15
i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed a...
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
what, is she gonna lick it up?
Frisky Obsidian Spot
  10/31/15
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razzmatazz grizzly hospital
  10/31/15
Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten fr...
Appetizing home elastic band
  10/31/15
makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about...
Frisky Obsidian Spot
  10/31/15
1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere 2) wife touches so...
Appetizing home elastic band
  10/31/15
why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and i...
Frisky Obsidian Spot
  10/31/15
Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.
Appetizing home elastic band
  10/31/15
a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especial...
Frisky Obsidian Spot
  10/31/15
Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her ski...
Appetizing home elastic band
  10/31/15
her genes should die off
fantasy-prone adulterous ladyboy
  10/31/15
jfc
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.
Cobalt ceo
  10/31/15
dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious ru...
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained...
Laughsome Bull Headed Sound Barrier
  10/31/15
Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it...
Appetizing home elastic band
  10/31/15
where do you get all these chocolate milk containers
Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths Too
shimmering really tough guy
  10/31/15
Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!
misunderstood pervert
  10/31/15
Toilet paper coozy=lifehack
naked gunner
  10/31/15
perish surprisingly funny in this thread
Hairraiser Black Woman Boltzmann
  10/31/15
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Up-to-no-good costumed library associate
  10/31/15
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arousing henna azn
  10/31/15


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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079834)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Cobalt ceo

guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad for heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079847)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079854)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Frisky Obsidian Spot

Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting there since last night? ...huh?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079853)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

thanks mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079856)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Cobalt ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079857)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: Frisky Obsidian Spot

answer the question. I srsly wanna know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079862)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insane night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079870)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Frisky Obsidian Spot

tell me about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079893)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked out and going insane because a while back i took a shit in his toilet and his wife yelled at me and started crying and i guess he forgot we talked about this already and he walked in on his wife getting legit lesbo on some chick in the living room and my other bro was like yeah i fucked her and she's gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079914)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: Frisky Obsidian Spot

this is a little confusing to me but ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079918)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Laughsome Bull Headed Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079926)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time and his wife screamed at me and it sounded like they got physical and she ran out the fucking front door crying and my bro blamed it on me. then later he comes home and catches his wife scissoring with a chick she's taking kickboxing lessons with. another bro fucked the kickboxing chick and confirmed she's a dyke. we kind of confronted our bro last night like hey ur wife's fucking girls and he was so blacked out everone went insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079932)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Laughsome Bull Headed Sound Barrier

Jesus what type of people do you hang out with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079943)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

it's not as bad as it sounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079949)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: naked gunner

You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080790)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

yeah maybe so. fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080940)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Frisky Obsidian Spot

so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079947)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

kind of. we just don't know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079953)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: naked gunner

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080801)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Laughsome Bull Headed Sound Barrier

And resulted in domestic violence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079954)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: glassy legend tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079956)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: misunderstood pervert

WOULD READ AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079974)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: naked gunner

Scholarship

180

Someone sticky this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080794)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 7:39 AM
Author: Slate Misanthropic School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29524574)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Appetizing home elastic band

Fuuuuuuuccck.

When I do this, I have to treat the spill like a god damn nuclear waste accident because my wife has Celiac Disease. Fucking nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079876)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed at my dumbass monkey arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079888)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Frisky Obsidian Spot

what, is she gonna lick it up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079897)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz grizzly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079917)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM
Author: Appetizing home elastic band

Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten free diet, she is ridiculously sensitive to gluten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079934)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Frisky Obsidian Spot

makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about her diet. maybe about the mess, but not the diet. jeez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079976)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: Appetizing home elastic band

1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere

2) wife touches something coated in sticky residue

3) wife licks her fingers (or eats something else with her hands)

Conclusion: wife is shitting her guts out for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079986)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: Frisky Obsidian Spot

why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and if her fingers are sticky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079993)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Appetizing home elastic band

Because her fingers are sticky. Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079996)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: Frisky Obsidian Spot

a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especially a person with celiac disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080006)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: Appetizing home elastic band

Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her skin gets all read and puffy. I thought it was bullshit and made fun of her constantly about her ridiculous belief. One night, we were both drunk, and I grabbed her hand, held it over the sink, and poured some beer on her hand. She started bawling and yelling at me. Sure enough, a half-hour later, her hands were red and puffy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080021)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: fantasy-prone adulterous ladyboy

her genes should die off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080473)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080760)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Cobalt ceo

just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079903)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious rule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079916)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Laughsome Bull Headed Sound Barrier

This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained the fuck out of both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079928)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Appetizing home elastic band

Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it get's about 1/3 of the way full, back pressure starts to develop.

I like to use 1 pint chocolate milk containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079966)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate

where do you get all these chocolate milk containers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080127)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: shimmering really tough guy

Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths

Too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080613)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: misunderstood pervert

Quick, wrap it in toilet paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079968)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: naked gunner

Toilet paper coozy=lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080813)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser Black Woman Boltzmann

perish surprisingly funny in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080151)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed library associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080464)



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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: arousing henna azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080776)