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Mary: "Oh, fuck me baby! Ohhh!" Joseph: "H-honey, a-are you okay in there?"

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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Swollen pea-brained national coldplay fan



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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant adulterous degenerate



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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:47 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: burgundy buck-toothed box office mood



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: cerise sadistic fat ankles



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Heady Frisky Legal Warrant



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: racy hospital



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:34 PM
Author: Beta circlehead institution

most unbelievable part of the bible: this super alpha god is going to go around fucking vaginas? Sorry, not buying it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29190571)



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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz gaming laptop mad-dog skullcap

cr god is an IFNB MUSTLENUT. trinity is GOD and 2 TRAINING TWINKS.

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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: cracking genital piercing

ROFL

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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Disturbing big theatre boiling water



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Date: August 13th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Thriller Friendly Grandma Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:36 PM
Author: Passionate multi-billionaire ticket booth

underrated

gonna go to hell for laughing

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Date: November 17th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling trust fund

TWIST: hell is entirely made up.

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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:18 AM
Author: Naked church building tattoo



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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Aromatic Apoplectic Gay Wizard Dragon



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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Swollen pea-brained national coldplay fan



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Date: November 16th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: Naked church building tattoo



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Date: November 16th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Maize rambunctious school dysfunction

Mary and Joseph weren't married yet when the Holy Spirit "came upon her."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29194057)



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Date: August 13th, 2017 4:00 AM
Author: up-to-no-good geriatric hominid native

Lol

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Date: November 16th, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser internal respiration space



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Date: November 16th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Curious crackhouse philosopher-king

LOL, thanks for this.

It did not occur to me until just now that a fundamental pillar of Christianity is founded on some random unmarried arab jew woman getting knocked up by a Chad while engaged to a beta, and subsequently coming up with such an outrageous lie to cover up her one-night bang fest that it actually worked!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29194782)



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Date: November 16th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Bearded therapy

it's a beta religion too: turn the other cheek, original sin, saved by grace, suffer in this life for reward in the next, all of it is beta as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29194812)



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Date: December 16th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic Dull Ladyboy



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Date: November 16th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Swollen pea-brained national coldplay fan

So this Christmas, remember that Jesus is the spawn of an ALPHA PUMP-AND-DUMP CHAD and was raised by a BETA PROVIDER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29195153)



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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: cracking genital piercing

god is beta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29200016)



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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: Swollen pea-brained national coldplay fan

no, Joseph is beta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29200028)



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Date: November 17th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Odious brilliant library

Are you familiar with this story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29200167)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:00 AM
Author: sable sound barrier

lots of godless neckbeards from trashy unchristian families here. very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#32154922)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: yapping kitty school cafeteria

LOL you dumb rednecks haven't ever even Nietzsched at all.

EDIT: Seriously, though, at least in Catholic school they broke this down for us. I distinctly remember in CCD, in confirmation classes and in Religion classes, the teachers pointing out that the Holy Spirit had to come to Joseph and backup Mary's story because that betacuck was getting uppity and thinking he might singlemompwn the Blessed Mother.

http://biblehub.com/matthew/1-20.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#32155074)



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Date: August 13th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Swollen pea-brained national coldplay fan

Hang on--the Bible (according to what I'm reading here: http://biblehub.com/niv/matthew/1.htm ) says that the child of the virgin Mary was to be called Immanuel, and yet Joseph decided to name him Jesus. Why did he do that? The Holy Spirit wanted the baby to be called something, and then Joseph said "fuck that noise, I'm gonna call him something totally different."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#33976467)



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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Naked church building tattoo



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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Swollen pea-brained national coldplay fan



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Date: November 25th, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: Naked church building tattoo



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Date: November 25th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Swollen pea-brained national coldplay fan



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Date: December 21st, 2015 10:21 AM
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Date: December 24th, 2015 9:28 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2015 9:30 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Emerald Roast Beef Lodge



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:10 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:13 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
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Date: August 13th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: cerise sadistic fat ankles



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:58 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:58 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:59 AM
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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant adulterous degenerate

Reminder: Mary was like 15 at the time

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Date: September 16th, 2022 2:05 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:49 AM
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