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Mary: "Oh, fuck me baby! Ohhh!" Joseph: "H-honey, a-are you okay in there?"

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So this Christmas, remember that Jesus is the spawn of an AL...
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god is beta?
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no, Joseph is beta
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Are you familiar with this story?
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Reminder: Mary was like 15 at the time
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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: big impressive toaster ape



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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: razzle school cafeteria



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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: galvanic principal's office



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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:49 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted umber sex offender partner



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: cerebral sapphire genital piercing bbw



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: high-end cowardly rehab athletic conference



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:34 PM
Author: claret boyish heaven

most unbelievable part of the bible: this super alpha god is going to go around fucking vaginas? Sorry, not buying it.

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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Jet Dilemma

cr god is an IFNB MUSTLENUT. trinity is GOD and 2 TRAINING TWINKS.

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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: Fragrant pearl pistol

ROFL

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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Hyperventilating turdskin



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Date: August 13th, 2017 4:20 AM
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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:36 PM
Author: provocative jade hairy legs stain

underrated

gonna go to hell for laughing

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Date: November 17th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Tan thriller tanning salon puppy

TWIST: hell is entirely made up.

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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:18 AM
Author: galvanic principal's office



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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Talented topaz resort



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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: big impressive toaster ape



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Date: November 16th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: galvanic principal's office



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Date: November 16th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: french shrine death wish

Mary and Joseph weren't married yet when the Holy Spirit "came upon her."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29194057)



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Date: August 13th, 2017 4:00 AM
Author: Brass Library

Lol

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Date: November 16th, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sticky skinny woman deer antler



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Date: November 16th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: aromatic lemon business firm

LOL, thanks for this.

It did not occur to me until just now that a fundamental pillar of Christianity is founded on some random unmarried arab jew woman getting knocked up by a Chad while engaged to a beta, and subsequently coming up with such an outrageous lie to cover up her one-night bang fest that it actually worked!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29194782)



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Date: November 16th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: lilac theater stage crotch

it's a beta religion too: turn the other cheek, original sin, saved by grace, suffer in this life for reward in the next, all of it is beta as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29194812)



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Date: December 16th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Vivacious theatre new version



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Date: November 16th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: big impressive toaster ape

So this Christmas, remember that Jesus is the spawn of an ALPHA PUMP-AND-DUMP CHAD and was raised by a BETA PROVIDER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29195153)



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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Fragrant pearl pistol

god is beta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29200016)



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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: big impressive toaster ape

no, Joseph is beta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29200028)



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Date: November 17th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Racy yellow den selfie

Are you familiar with this story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29200167)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:00 AM
Author: Adulterous Concupiscible Box Office

lots of godless neckbeards from trashy unchristian families here. very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#32154922)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Adventurous State Goal In Life

LOL you dumb rednecks haven't ever even Nietzsched at all.

EDIT: Seriously, though, at least in Catholic school they broke this down for us. I distinctly remember in CCD, in confirmation classes and in Religion classes, the teachers pointing out that the Holy Spirit had to come to Joseph and backup Mary's story because that betacuck was getting uppity and thinking he might singlemompwn the Blessed Mother.

http://biblehub.com/matthew/1-20.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#32155074)



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Date: August 13th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: big impressive toaster ape

Hang on--the Bible (according to what I'm reading here: http://biblehub.com/niv/matthew/1.htm ) says that the child of the virgin Mary was to be called Immanuel, and yet Joseph decided to name him Jesus. Why did he do that? The Holy Spirit wanted the baby to be called something, and then Joseph said "fuck that noise, I'm gonna call him something totally different."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#33976467)



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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: galvanic principal's office



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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: big impressive toaster ape



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Date: November 25th, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: galvanic principal's office



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Date: November 25th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: big impressive toaster ape



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Date: December 21st, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: galvanic principal's office



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Date: December 24th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: nubile maniacal scourge upon the earth jap



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Date: December 24th, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: sickened set hissy fit



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: geriatric queen of the night



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Irradiated Alcoholic Piazza



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:13 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: mewling pontificating quadroon sandwich



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Date: August 13th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted umber sex offender partner



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted umber sex offender partner



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:58 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:59 AM
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Date: December 12th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: nubile maniacal scourge upon the earth jap



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:25 PM
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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:33 PM
Author: razzle school cafeteria

Reminder: Mary was like 15 at the time

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Date: September 16th, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted umber sex offender partner



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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:49 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Jet Dilemma



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