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ITT we put our best guess as to what Syed got angry about at holiday party.
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:38 PM Author: fear-inspiring toaster My guess is that he felt someone insulted islam by a comment that was made. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300451) |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 9:38 AM Author: fear-inspiring toaster WINNER! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29306556) |
Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:40 PM Author: Peach frisky internal respiration institution NOWIG (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300465) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:40 PM Author: Violent base Probably made a comment about his teetotaling ways. On the other hand, they might have called him out on stuffing his face with pulled pork sandwiches and Krimus Ham , and washing it down with a cold brew. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300471) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:41 PM Author: Excitant pit liquid oxygen there was an pipe bomb factory at his house. he was "radicalized" and planning a mass murder for a long time.
it's possible that this guy was planning a huge mass murder 9/11 type attack, but then someone set him off at the party and he decided "fuck it, we'll do it live!"
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:43 PM Author: metal zombie-like selfie temple (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300502) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:44 PM Author: fear-inspiring toaster You're probably joking but this is most likely what happened. He was going to do something down the road, but something happened at that party and he did indeed say let's do it live.
Maybe someone asked him to play us out with Sting. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:51 PM Author: Light bat shit crazy hell Yeah based on the arsenal they had amassed this was actually an enormous failure. Surprised the wife wasn't like "CHILL!" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300597) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Excitant pit liquid oxygen it's the simplest explanation that makes sense
they had a ton of equipment but everything was done hastily.
1. he shows up at work without the equipment. goes back home and gets it. why not just show up with everything if that was the plan?
2. there was no second target. if they were going to do a mass murder and drive away they'd GTFO of san bernardino or quickly hit a second target in san bernardino. looks like they did neither and were confused and trying to figure out something on the fly.
3. the first target was shitty.
4. low kill count.
5. dud bombs. not placed anywhere that they'd do damage.
too many fuckups. the simplest explanation is uncontrolled rage. he arrived home steaming and told the wife about some fucked up comment that someone made. wife was equally unhinged and said "they said WHAT? let's go now. fuck waiting."
if she were a stone cold accomplice, she'd say "yeah that comment was bad, but don't let it interfere with our plans. we'll do more damage if we stick to the plan."
if she were a normal fucking wife and mother, she'd say "i know you want to be a martyr, but we have a fucking 6 month old baby. we can give the bombs and guns to other people another time. there's more than one way to help the cause" or, you know, secretly dial the police and try to fucking run.
wife was clearly unhinged as well. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:22 PM Author: fear-inspiring toaster (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300889) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:46 PM Author: passionate boistinker Female boss was going to make them all dress up as Wizard of Oz characters to boost morale (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300530) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:47 PM Author: fear-inspiring toaster Syed: "I will not be the cowardly lion."
Boss: "You are the only one so cowardly to be the lion."
Staff: HaHaHaHaHa! |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:52 PM Author: Shimmering range Shooter wss overheard yelling "I will not wear it!" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300603) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 5:19 PM Author: irradiated kitty brunch cr (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29301844) |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 10:21 AM Author: blathering slippery forum pistol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29306871) |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 10:20 AM Author: blathering slippery forum pistol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29306864) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:41 PM Author: fear-inspiring toaster Maybe he was mad that Santa was there. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300481) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:41 PM Author: pearly tanning salon he got screwed in white elephant (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300482) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 5:09 PM Author: alcoholic den sex offender "What am I going to do with a gift certificate to Oinkster?"
"STFU Syed, thems the rules" |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 10:21 AM Author: blathering slippery forum pistol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29306873) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:42 PM Author: Orange Razzmatazz Menage Cuckold That they wouldn't pay the jizzya (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300496) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:43 PM Author: metal zombie-like selfie temple His wife made him do it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300504) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:45 PM Author: Boyish Ticket Booth I have it on good authority that he was really pissed they ignored his objections to the "Pin the Tail on Mohammad" game. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300521) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:46 PM Author: Dull Talented Pisswyrm Too many infidels not being dead. Not enough caliphate etc. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300525) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:20 PM Author: hyperactive lay queen of the night Lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300882) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:47 PM Author: animeboi The chicken wasn't halal. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300535) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:50 PM Author: Red indian lodge masturbator Gawker is reporting that this occurred by the punchbowl.
Co-worker: "Hey, Syeed, what do Mecca and Hiroshima have in common?"
Syeed: "What?"
Co-worker: "Nothing, yet." |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Excitant pit liquid oxygen the joke would go: "What do Mecca and Hiroshima have in common?" Answer: "Nothing ... yet."
the way it reads currently makes no sense |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 4:10 PM Author: Red indian lodge masturbator edited. i was going to cut and paste but needed to work in "Syeed" and so wrote it myself and fucked up. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29301317) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:50 PM Author: Ruddy Exhilarant Water Buffalo Indirect Expression probably some "war on xmas" discussion, where someone was like "holiday party, lol, way to whitewash it" (maybe his weird jew/christian coworker with 'strong political beliefs'). and made a joke about the starbucks cups.
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:52 PM Author: Red indian lodge masturbator Syed: "War on Christmas? That's a paradise compared to what I'm building in my garage." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300599) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:50 PM Author: Shimmering range He didn't make the playoffs in the office's fantasy football league and someone was trash talking him. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300584) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:50 PM Author: Sable House Mad Cow Disease they served carnitas (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300585) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:51 PM Author: Peach frisky internal respiration institution NOWIG (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300593) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:53 PM Author: Ungodly razzle-dazzle area cuck He made a passionate defense of his Islamic beliefs and attempted to get them all to bask in the glory of Allah.
Then a conservahero pointed at him and said, ", he lisped." |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 2:54 PM Author: Citrine zippy senate rigpig "Thank you all for your donations to the annual company holiday charity fund. This year, instead of purchasing toys for local kids like we usually do, Deborah suggested we donate the money to help children in Israel whose families have been harmed by Palestinian terrorist attacks. Thanks Deb, you're so thoughtful." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300621) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:12 PM Author: Federal digit ratio http://nypost.com/2015/12/03/california-massacre-victim-ranted-about-muslims-on-facebook/ (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300815) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Jade laughsome school cafeteria electric furnace This guy was smug as fuck. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300865) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:19 PM Author: fear-inspiring toaster Oh shit. This sounds likely to be the beginning of a dispute. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300875) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:21 PM Author: Maize histrionic locus Don't be mean to diesel. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300885) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: unholy curious meetinghouse keepsake machete The Caliphate's most hated enemy . . . the Messianic Jew (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300983) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:35 PM Author: Soggy Topaz Tattoo "Another post from October 2013 included a photograph of another man plummeting to his death from the Trade Center. Above it, Thalasinos posted the quote, “’The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer’ — Barack Hussein Obama.”"
JFC at them going through two years of his poasts to find something vaguely racist. |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 9:49 AM Author: Violent base (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29306625) |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 10:12 AM Author: Harsh slate abode nowag Well Sayerd certainly demonstrated his point that Islam is a religion of peace! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29306780) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Galvanic plaza fortuitous meteor He would not wear it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300829) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:15 PM Author: Adulterous Trailer Park Inevitable office get-together cock vs penis debate (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29300844) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:42 PM Author: Drunken parlor Lmao they probs called his bluff on his "foot-long mujahiDONG", made him SHOW IT BIG in front of everyone. Disgraced him. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29301076) |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 10:21 AM Author: blathering slippery forum pistol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29306877) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:36 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Orchestra Pit Macaca Office wife would not commit to jihad, talked to other males. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29301001) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 5:18 PM Author: Opaque hairless party of the first part is that a Jew for Jesus thing? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29301838) |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 9:59 AM Author: Rusted cruise ship international law enforcement agency Someone triggered him by inadvertently calling it a Christmas party instead of holiday party. One wrong move (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29306689) |
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Date: December 4th, 2015 10:20 AM Author: walnut vigorous lodge trust fund his firm was probably taking its SWEET FUCKIBG TIME in announcing bonuses (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060716&forum_id=2#29306860) |