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You owned your car for four years. You named it Brad

Then you break into your happy dance
Aphrodisiac bawdyhouse
  08/08/16
Asian chick from commercial: Brad HANDSOME
concupiscible box office mexican
  08/08/16
What I think of every time I see the commercial.
Soul-stirring angry native
  08/09/16
...
Up-to-no-good chad
  08/09/16
http://i.imgur.com/yaQg6UM.jpg midori iwama francis
Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets
  08/09/16
yup, would pillage
Up-to-no-good chad
  08/09/16
...
Swashbuckling smoky elastic band indian lodge
  08/22/16
what a great commercial
out-of-control sooty hospital
  08/08/16
the ones with naked male buttocks
Wild resort
  08/08/16
adam carolla has a good rant on this millenial faggotry
khaki internet-worthy shitlib office
  08/08/16
link? is it this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJEbWMS_IH...
Aphrodisiac bawdyhouse
  08/08/16
http://adamanddrdrewshow.com/ads385/#more-2145 at the 32....
khaki internet-worthy shitlib office
  08/08/16
haha that's great
Aphrodisiac bawdyhouse
  08/08/16
holy shit. this is 180. classic adam style.
startling well-lubricated hunting ground degenerate
  08/08/16
lol
Razzle-dazzle autistic haunted graveyard
  08/09/16
180
boyish lavender tanning salon quadroon
  08/09/16
Ljl awesome
aromatic electric furnace weed whacker
  08/10/16
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czvlo7Rbo9g
boyish lavender tanning salon quadroon
  08/10/16
...
Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets
  08/22/16
ME-llennial
Wild resort
  08/08/16
holy fuck sprinted here to poast about the Ace man's take on...
Clear Soggy Institution Mood
  08/08/16
Ace Rockolla
khaki internet-worthy shitlib office
  08/09/16
one of my least favorite commercials in recent memory.
charismatic masturbator pocket flask
  08/08/16
UGH I HATE THAT STUPID FUCKING CUNT I THROW THE REMOTE WI...
Wild resort
  08/08/16
...
Bateful beta athletic conference
  08/08/16
...
Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets
  08/09/16
torque ratios one is worse
diverse ivory house
  08/08/16
If that girl was more fuckable it would work but she's a lit...
arousing yapping jew
  08/08/16
also FUGLY
Wild resort
  08/08/16
also TITLESS IRON-FACED CHINK
Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets
  08/09/16
Then you sat on Brad after leaving a really hot nightclub on...
poppy fear-inspiring volcanic crater pisswyrm
  08/08/16
You took Brad to be an unthinking, unfeeling, unbreathing ma...
big maniacal school cafeteria
  08/09/16
180. Our bort is not entirely lost to the pestilence of fart...
poppy fear-inspiring volcanic crater pisswyrm
  08/09/16
...
big maniacal school cafeteria
  08/09/16
...
swollen flatulent dilemma old irish cottage
  08/10/16
...
poppy fear-inspiring volcanic crater pisswyrm
  08/10/16
said Iwama, who goes by the name “Midori Francis” professionally
Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets
  08/09/16
Head shot
Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets
  08/09/16
she's aight there. in the commercial she looks like a sack ...
Razzle-dazzle autistic haunted graveyard
  08/09/16
Damn, now I'll never shake that image when I see the commerc...
Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets
  08/09/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFaFWMjsoYQ
Vigorous senate hissy fit
  08/09/16
180
khaki internet-worthy shitlib office
  08/09/16
this is great
Electric Church Building
  08/09/16
The last line is brilliant.
milky exhilarant whorehouse
  08/10/16
...
boyish lavender tanning salon quadroon
  08/10/16
Now replace "Brad" with "Darnell" and re...
boyish lavender tanning salon quadroon
  08/10/16


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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bawdyhouse

Then you break into your happy dance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138251)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: concupiscible box office mexican

Asian chick from commercial: Brad HANDSOME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138259)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring angry native

What I think of every time I see the commercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143902)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144107)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets

http://i.imgur.com/yaQg6UM.jpg

midori iwama francis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143899)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chad

yup, would pillage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144111)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling smoky elastic band indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31244313)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: out-of-control sooty hospital

what a great commercial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138268)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Wild resort

the ones with naked male buttocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138320)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: khaki internet-worthy shitlib office

adam carolla has a good rant on this millenial faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138270)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bawdyhouse

link? is it this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJEbWMS_IHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138284)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: khaki internet-worthy shitlib office

http://adamanddrdrewshow.com/ads385/#more-2145

at the 32.30 minute mark

he's ridiculed it a few times since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138345)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bawdyhouse

haha that's great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138404)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: startling well-lubricated hunting ground degenerate

holy shit. this is 180. classic adam style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31139335)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle autistic haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143898)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: boyish lavender tanning salon quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31147347)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: aromatic electric furnace weed whacker

Ljl awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149688)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:54 AM
Author: boyish lavender tanning salon quadroon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czvlo7Rbo9g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149802)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31243788)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:37 PM
Author: Wild resort

ME-llennial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138289)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Clear Soggy Institution Mood

holy fuck sprinted here to poast about the Ace man's take on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31139571)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:34 PM
Author: khaki internet-worthy shitlib office

Ace Rockolla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144084)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: charismatic masturbator pocket flask

one of my least favorite commercials in recent memory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138275)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Wild resort

UGH I HATE THAT STUPID FUCKING CUNT

I THROW THE REMOTE WITH BRUTALITY

ARRRRRRRGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138282)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Bateful beta athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138378)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143844)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: diverse ivory house

torque ratios one is worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138392)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: arousing yapping jew

If that girl was more fuckable it would work but she's a little fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138300)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Wild resort

also FUGLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138310)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets

also TITLESS IRON-FACED CHINK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143842)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: poppy fear-inspiring volcanic crater pisswyrm

Then you sat on Brad after leaving a really hot nightclub on a summer evening.

Now you need a new Brad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138369)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:30 PM
Author: big maniacal school cafeteria

You took Brad to be an unthinking, unfeeling, unbreathing machine, man-made along the bedraggled line of some sooted Midwest factory monstrosity, spit out from a set of swing-hinged doors tall and iron and sold to your parents on the lot of a Car-o-Rama by a man named Jason or Chuck or Casey standing in the shadow of a flickering mercury vapor light in the sun-sinking hour of a Saturday evening, football season; set to live out his vehicular life under the cloud of your millennial oblivion, ferrying you uncomplainingly from morning barista shift to farm-to-table opening to that one unforgivable trip to the free late-night clinic, rinse and repeat down the years to junkyard death around the same time Calista and Emmabean--never mention the unknown third--reached pre-K.

But then, one Tuesday in the summer of 2016, Brad awoke. Now, in the normal narrative of a fictional popcorn munching lobotomized summer tentpole, this is the point where the car turns malevolent--eats your summer fling's hand, spits out the promise ring and drives off in the sunset alongside a feminine-sleek 1962 Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spider to states unknown for many ages hence. But this is a truthful tale of true events. And the truth is that Brad's awakening presaged something far more serious than the loss of a crushed-on former quarterback's finger. For you see, when Brad awoke, he triggered a series of events threatening the Apocalypse.

This is that recounting, both in the imperilment of all of humanity through the vital incarnation of your 2011 Chevy Aveo (base trim) and how you and a group of good men ultimately averted it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144065)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: poppy fear-inspiring volcanic crater pisswyrm

180. Our bort is not entirely lost to the pestilence of fart memes and damn daddies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144316)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: big maniacal school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31147241)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: swollen flatulent dilemma old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149764)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: poppy fear-inspiring volcanic crater pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31150460)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets
Subject: said Iwama, who goes by the name “Midori Francis” professionally

Midori Iwama laments the loss of a car named “Brad” in the now-familiar Liberty Mutual Insurance TV commercial shot with the Statue of Liberty as a backdrop. But what the Rumson-bred actress has gained from that 30-second spot is a good measure of exposure that in turn is helping her land that next “gig.”

“In terms of the spot opening up other doors — sure it has and it continues to do so,” said Iwama, who goes by the name “Midori Francis” professionally.

The “Brad” commercial has been on the air for 10 months now. It has been viewed close to a half-million times on YouTube. Iwama said she’s not sure exactly how many actresses auditioned for the role but believes it was “hundreds.”

http://www.jerseywood.net/2015/06/05/new-jersey-profiles/rumsons-midori-iwama-lost-brad-but-found-recognition/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143869)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets
Subject: Head shot

http://i.imgur.com/yaQg6UM.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143903)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle autistic haunted graveyard

she's aight there. in the commercial she looks like a sack of potatoes in a sun dress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143915)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Translucent Irradiated Principal's Office Nibblets

Damn, now I'll never shake that image when I see the commercial. Potato sack in a sundress. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143958)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Vigorous senate hissy fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFaFWMjsoYQ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144259)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 3:05 PM
Author: khaki internet-worthy shitlib office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144275)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Electric Church Building

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31147324)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:21 AM
Author: milky exhilarant whorehouse

The last line is brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149753)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:26 AM
Author: boyish lavender tanning salon quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149760)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 2:49 AM
Author: boyish lavender tanning salon quadroon

Now replace "Brad" with "Darnell" and reshoot ad. Takes on whole new meaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149660)