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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
big-titted alcoholic prole cuckold
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
swollen tanning salon roast beef
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
swollen tanning salon roast beef
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
swollen tanning salon roast beef
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
swollen tanning salon roast beef
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  01/11/06
dp..
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
swollen tanning salon roast beef
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  01/11/06
<3
Histrionic sienna blood rage
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
citrine degenerate
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
Histrionic sienna blood rage
  05/10/06
agreed.
citrine degenerate
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
jet appetizing sex offender coffee pot
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
jet appetizing sex offender coffee pot
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
Motley plum athletic conference mediation
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  05/10/06
haha, noted
Motley plum athletic conference mediation
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
Amethyst anal reading party
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
adventurous range depressive
  05/10/06
hi
medicated chapel
  07/19/06
Bump.
citrine degenerate
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
Coiffed quadroon brunch
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
Wine orchestra pit karate
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
Crusty principal's office water buffalo
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
bearded rose fortuitous meteor station
  09/28/06
sure
Crusty principal's office water buffalo
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
silver telephone turdskin
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
Aqua Puppy National Security Agency
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
Heady foreskin garrison
  10/23/06
scoop
Histrionic sienna blood rage
  08/29/07
...
stirring mustard den
  11/07/07
120
zippy violent preventive strike market
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
maize kink-friendly dilemma
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
awkward chest-beating abode party of the first part
  05/08/08
...
honey-headed exciting address
  05/28/08
...
Blue titillating queen of the night bawdyhouse
  08/08/08
...
Blue titillating queen of the night bawdyhouse
  08/08/08
Wow...just...Wow.
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  08/08/08
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Mauve 180 heaven faggot firefighter
  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: big-titted alcoholic prole cuckold

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: swollen tanning salon roast beef

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: swollen tanning salon roast beef

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: swollen tanning salon roast beef

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: swollen tanning salon roast beef

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: swollen tanning salon roast beef

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: Histrionic sienna blood rage

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: citrine degenerate

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Histrionic sienna blood rage

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: citrine degenerate

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: jet appetizing sex offender coffee pot

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: jet appetizing sex offender coffee pot

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Motley plum athletic conference mediation

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Motley plum athletic conference mediation

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: Amethyst anal reading party

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: adventurous range depressive

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: medicated chapel

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: citrine degenerate

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Coiffed quadroon brunch

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: Wine orchestra pit karate

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: Crusty principal's office water buffalo

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: bearded rose fortuitous meteor station

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Crusty principal's office water buffalo

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: silver telephone turdskin

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Aqua Puppy National Security Agency

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Heady foreskin garrison

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Histrionic sienna blood rage

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: stirring mustard den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: zippy violent preventive strike market

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: maize kink-friendly dilemma

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: awkward chest-beating abode party of the first part

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: honey-headed exciting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: Blue titillating queen of the night bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: Blue titillating queen of the night bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: rebellious light parlour

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: Mauve 180 heaven faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)