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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
infuriating step-uncle's house wrinkle
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
Heady market foreskin
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
Heady market foreskin
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
Heady market foreskin
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
Heady market foreskin
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  01/11/06
dp..
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
Heady market foreskin
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  01/11/06
<3
Dark Preventive Strike House
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
Concupiscible sick jap lodge
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
Dark Preventive Strike House
  05/10/06
agreed.
Concupiscible sick jap lodge
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
Blathering rehab
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
Blathering rehab
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
Umber Titillating Gaming Laptop
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  05/10/06
haha, noted
Umber Titillating Gaming Laptop
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
insanely creepy native
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
Deep Sanctuary Liquid Oxygen
  05/10/06
hi
azure stimulating depressive codepig
  07/19/06
Bump.
Concupiscible sick jap lodge
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
fragrant ticket booth
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
Shimmering pisswyrm indian lodge
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
Gay indecent police squad faggotry
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles
  09/28/06
sure
Gay indecent police squad faggotry
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
know-it-all vivacious abode
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
violet station multi-billionaire
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
transparent vigorous electric furnace pit
  10/23/06
scoop
Dark Preventive Strike House
  08/29/07
...
glassy idiotic party of the first part shrine
  11/07/07
120
Aromatic stage
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
violent mad cow disease newt
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
Talented mischievous property
  05/08/08
...
fuchsia meetinghouse
  05/28/08
...
Opaque dilemma nowag
  08/08/08
...
Opaque dilemma nowag
  08/08/08
Wow...just...Wow.
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  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: infuriating step-uncle's house wrinkle

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Heady market foreskin

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Heady market foreskin

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Heady market foreskin

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Heady market foreskin

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: Heady market foreskin

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: Dark Preventive Strike House

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible sick jap lodge

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Dark Preventive Strike House

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible sick jap lodge

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Blathering rehab

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Blathering rehab

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Umber Titillating Gaming Laptop

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Umber Titillating Gaming Laptop

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: insanely creepy native

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Deep Sanctuary Liquid Oxygen

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: azure stimulating depressive codepig

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible sick jap lodge

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: fragrant ticket booth

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: Shimmering pisswyrm indian lodge

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: Gay indecent police squad faggotry

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: yellow bateful orchestra pit fat ankles

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Gay indecent police squad faggotry

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: know-it-all vivacious abode

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: violet station multi-billionaire

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: transparent vigorous electric furnace pit

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Dark Preventive Strike House

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: glassy idiotic party of the first part shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Aromatic stage

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: violent mad cow disease newt

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: Talented mischievous property

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: fuchsia meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: Opaque dilemma nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: Opaque dilemma nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: bronze trip trailer park

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: Cowardly khaki stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)