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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
provocative base
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
Self-centered startled hell jew
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
vibrant violent preventive strike location
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
provocative base
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
vibrant violent preventive strike location
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
provocative base
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
vibrant violent preventive strike location
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
provocative base
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
vibrant violent preventive strike location
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
provocative base
  01/11/06
dp..
provocative base
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
provocative base
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
vibrant violent preventive strike location
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
provocative base
  01/11/06
<3
Blue stage
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
Bearded yellow site love of her life
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
Blue stage
  05/10/06
agreed.
Bearded yellow site love of her life
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
stimulating depressive partner
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
provocative base
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
stimulating depressive partner
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
supple nubile whorehouse goal in life
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
provocative base
  05/10/06
haha, noted
supple nubile whorehouse goal in life
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
sapphire motley cuck
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
pearl parlour community account
  05/10/06
hi
Trip Private Investor
  07/19/06
Bump.
Bearded yellow site love of her life
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
thirsty travel guidebook
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
offensive jewess hospital
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
provocative base
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
saffron jet-lagged market feces
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
provocative base
  09/28/06
sure
saffron jet-lagged market feces
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
aromatic buck-toothed windowlicker
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
fluffy disturbing rigpig
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
Tan erotic milk police squad
  10/23/06
scoop
Blue stage
  08/29/07
...
Brass vengeful school roast beef
  11/07/07
120
mischievous hairraiser weed whacker
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
Floppy mad-dog skullcap
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
White Dashing French Chef
  05/08/08
...
Adventurous sable plaza quadroon
  05/28/08
...
at-the-ready snowy tank multi-billionaire
  08/08/08
...
at-the-ready snowy tank multi-billionaire
  08/08/08
Wow...just...Wow.
Exhilarant address
  08/08/08
...
Overrated brindle area ceo
  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: provocative base

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Self-centered startled hell jew

A minor classic.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: vibrant violent preventive strike location

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: provocative base

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: vibrant violent preventive strike location

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: provocative base

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: vibrant violent preventive strike location

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: provocative base

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: vibrant violent preventive strike location

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: provocative base

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: provocative base

dp..

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: provocative base

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: vibrant violent preventive strike location

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: provocative base

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: Blue stage

<3

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Bearded yellow site love of her life

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Blue stage

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: Bearded yellow site love of her life

agreed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: stimulating depressive partner

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: provocative base

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: stimulating depressive partner

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: supple nubile whorehouse goal in life

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: provocative base

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: supple nubile whorehouse goal in life

haha, noted

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)



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Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: sapphire motley cuck

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: pearl parlour community account

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)



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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Trip Private Investor

hi

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)



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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: Bearded yellow site love of her life

Bump.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)



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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: thirsty travel guidebook

bump, nigga

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)



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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: offensive jewess hospital

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)



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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: provocative base

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)



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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: saffron jet-lagged market feces

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)



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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: provocative base

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)



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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: saffron jet-lagged market feces

sure

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)



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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: aromatic buck-toothed windowlicker

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)



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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: fluffy disturbing rigpig

underrated. spoonculum man!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)



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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Tan erotic milk police squad

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)



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Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Blue stage

scoop

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)



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Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: Brass vengeful school roast beef



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Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: mischievous hairraiser weed whacker

120

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)



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Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: Floppy mad-dog skullcap

180. One of my all time favorites.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)



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Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: White Dashing French Chef

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)



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Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: Adventurous sable plaza quadroon



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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: at-the-ready snowy tank multi-billionaire



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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready snowy tank multi-billionaire



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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant address

Wow...just...Wow.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)



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Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: Overrated brindle area ceo



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