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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
smoky range skinny woman
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
Supple nibblets psychic
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
Supple nibblets psychic
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
Supple nibblets psychic
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
Supple nibblets psychic
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  01/11/06
dp..
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
Supple nibblets psychic
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  01/11/06
<3
Excitant location
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
High-end Gunner Genital Piercing
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
Excitant location
  05/10/06
agreed.
High-end Gunner Genital Piercing
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
Opaque bawdyhouse
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
Opaque bawdyhouse
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
disgusting yarmulke
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  05/10/06
haha, noted
disgusting yarmulke
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
fighting theater personal credit line
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
lilac sickened pistol
  05/10/06
hi
Vigorous cruise ship
  07/19/06
Bump.
High-end Gunner Genital Piercing
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
Blue Cuckold School Cafeteria
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
blathering travel guidebook
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
spectacular pocket flask address
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  09/28/06
sure
spectacular pocket flask address
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
geriatric pontificating gas station
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
Stirring son of senegal
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
purple effete stock car volcanic crater
  10/23/06
scoop
Excitant location
  08/29/07
...
Fragrant Goal In Life
  11/07/07
120
learning disabled appetizing forum reading party
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
stimulating chad mediation
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
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  05/08/08
...
boyish bonkers therapy
  05/28/08
...
brindle balding useless brakes
  08/08/08
...
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  08/08/08
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  08/08/08
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: smoky range skinny woman

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Supple nibblets psychic

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Supple nibblets psychic

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Supple nibblets psychic

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Supple nibblets psychic

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: Supple nibblets psychic

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: Excitant location

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: High-end Gunner Genital Piercing

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Excitant location

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: High-end Gunner Genital Piercing

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Opaque bawdyhouse

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Opaque bawdyhouse

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: disgusting yarmulke

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: disgusting yarmulke

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: fighting theater personal credit line

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: lilac sickened pistol

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Vigorous cruise ship

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: High-end Gunner Genital Piercing

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Blue Cuckold School Cafeteria

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: blathering travel guidebook

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: spectacular pocket flask address

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: spectacular pocket flask address

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: geriatric pontificating gas station

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Stirring son of senegal

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: purple effete stock car volcanic crater

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Excitant location

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: Fragrant Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: learning disabled appetizing forum reading party

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: stimulating chad mediation

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: brass hominid selfie

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: boyish bonkers therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: brindle balding useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: brindle balding useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: carnelian puppy coldplay fan

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: passionate umber parlor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)