- "Oh, I always carry hot sauce in my bag!"

- "8 ways Hillary is like ur abuela"

- "I first knew I had white privilege when I was little and saw poor migrant workers"

- "If that's playing the woman card, then DEAL. ME. IN!!"

- her campaign actually handing out "woman cards"

- constantly planting very obvious little girl plants who were inevitably the dotters of local dem politicians at every "rally" to ask retarded softballs like "will you get paid the same as a man as president"

SUB GENRE: the various health storylines:

- coughing up those two huge disgusting loogies into her water glass during that speech and on her plane

- the guy with the diazepam pen

- those shrew reporters yelling their questions, she turns and bobs her head crazily, then says "you guys have GOT to try the cold chai"

- the metal thing falling out of her pant leg

- the body double in round blue sunglasses standing creepily outside Chelsea's apartment like a westworld host with a glitch (with a bonus little girl plant for good measure)

- the COUGHS

- the pickle jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32095142)

looks like they were cough drops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32101390)

* "Why am I not fifty points ahead?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32095157)

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/733694076961329152/photo/1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32095171)

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/631538115514007553?lang=en

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32096847)

Tell us in 3 emojis or less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32100139)

I hadn't seen this one before and it is pathetic and awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32095356)

Lol @ the stereotypical Mexican beat. They can't win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32103398)

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32095456)

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The former senator was awarded a National Women’s History Museum (NWHM) Living Legend award last week at the second annual Christine de Pizan Honors Gala. During her acceptance speech, she told the tale of her first day at Harvard Law School in 1962, where she was one of 24 women in a class of 550.

“Elizabeth, what are you doing here? What are you doing in this law school?” one of her male classmates asked her. “Don’t you realize you’re taking the place of a man?”

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/268745-elizabeth-dole-recounts-her-problems-with-high-heels-and-harvard-men

No mention of it in a 1996 biography.

http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1996/conventions/san.diego/players/hanfords/index.shtml

“I was taking a law school admissions test in a big classroom at Harvard. My friend and I were some of the only women in the room. I was feeling nervous. I was a senior in college. I wasn’t sure how well I’d do. And while we’re waiting for the exam to start, a group of men began to yell things like: ‘You don’t need to be here.’ And ‘There’s plenty else you can do.’ It turned into a real ‘pile on.’ One of them even said: ‘If you take my spot, I’ll get drafted, and I’ll go to Vietnam, and I’ll die.’ And they weren’t kidding around. It was intense.

“It got very personal. But I couldn’t respond. I couldn’t afford to get distracted because I didn’t want to mess up the test. So I just kept looking down, hoping that the proctor would walk in the room. I know that I can be perceived as aloof or cold or unemotional. But I had to learn as a young woman to control my emotions. And that’s a hard path to walk. “

The problem with this corny story that only stupid 20-year-old girls would believe is: Hillary graduated from Wellesley in 1969. Remember? That’s when she gave that speech insulting the first black senator since Reconstruction. So her senior year began in autumn, 1968. She says she was a senior during this harrowing experience, which is when the LSAT is normally taken. But the LBJ administration ended all graduate school deferments on February 16, 1968, except for medical, dental and divinity students, when Hillary was still a junior in college.

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/08/exclusive-hillary-tells-yet-another-self-aggrandizing-feminist-lie/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32102402)

Trumped up trickle down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32096632)

ugh, so canned, so unnatural, so stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32097038)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkNSwibJQjk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32096764)

at the very same time, Trump's campaign was saying "do 5-6 rallies per day in blue wall states."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32096925)

Date: November 11th, 2016 12:35 PM

Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

*beep boop beep boop*

BOOM-like voice: "have jay z say nigger on stage in ohio. have jlo flash her pussy on stage in Miami."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32101383)

I'm sure her idiot campaign staff was backstage going "Yaaas qween! Slaaaay!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32100286)

https://mobile.twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/791263939015376902

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32100108)

Obviously a dumb intern did this but loool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32102220)

also so depressed to see the wife from modern family in there :(((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32102828)

"I WONT DO IT. IM NOT GONNA IMITATE HER."

"THERE'LL BE NO BARKING."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32102547)