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| multi-colored internet-worthy goyim water buffalo | 07/15/18 |
| Wild razzle ticket booth | 07/15/18 |
| Lascivious crusty point national security agency | 07/16/18 |
| Stimulating boistinker shrine | 07/30/18 |
| Dun principal's office personal credit line | 01/09/19 |
| shaky sienna dysfunction | 07/15/18 |
| multi-colored internet-worthy goyim water buffalo | 07/15/18 |
| Wild razzle ticket booth | 07/15/18 |
| Duck-like Lay | 07/15/18 |
| topaz curious striped hyena cuckoldry | 07/15/18 |
| Umber background story set | 01/09/19 |
| disturbing brunch | 01/09/19 |
| mahogany odious skinny woman pisswyrm | 07/15/18 |
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| Umber background story set | 07/30/18 |
| Glittery Flushed Rehab | 07/15/18 |
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| Offensive macaca stage | 07/15/18 |
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| Sepia Yapping Really Tough Guy | 07/15/18 |
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| Wild razzle ticket booth | 07/15/18 |
| shaky sienna dysfunction | 07/15/18 |
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| multi-colored internet-worthy goyim water buffalo | 07/16/18 |
| wonderful filthpig | 07/19/18 |
| racy startled voyeur heaven | 07/30/18 |
| Umber background story set | 07/30/18 |
| Ruddy disrespectful location generalized bond | 01/07/19 |
| multi-colored internet-worthy goyim water buffalo | 01/09/19 |
| Lascivious crusty point national security agency | 07/16/18 |
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| comical knife | 01/09/19 |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: multi-colored internet-worthy goyim water buffalo Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)
Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x Her: What kind of excitement? :) You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry. Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl. Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.
The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)
You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x Her: Get some ice ;) x You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish Her: And if I don’t? x You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore. Her: See you at 10… x The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)
You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x Her: Oh yeah? x You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo Her: You got the hots for Batman? x You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour… Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x You: On my way miss… |
Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: Wild razzle ticket booth ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: Lascivious crusty point national security agency (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM Author: Stimulating boistinker shrine (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: Dun principal's office personal credit line (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: shaky sienna dysfunction smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: multi-colored internet-worthy goyim water buffalo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: Wild razzle ticket booth (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: Duck-like Lay (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: topaz curious striped hyena cuckoldry (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Umber background story set (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: disturbing brunch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: mahogany odious skinny woman pisswyrm I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: Lavender main people theater stage JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Offensive macaca stage RATE THIS EXCHANGE
https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: Hateful Tattoo alpha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: Offensive macaca stage It's a strange time we live in (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Vibrant massive cruise ship presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: Offensive macaca stage met her in person before texting (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM Author: Umber background story set strong 6am texting game
im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left? |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Glittery Flushed Rehab Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: topaz curious striped hyena cuckoldry r/autism (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: Offensive macaca stage (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: Glittery Flushed Rehab (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: Buff stag film *puts on my robe and wizard hat* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: Sexy Roast Beef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:57 PM Author: Pink wagecucks pozpig RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTEE TO-AH GET U RAID TONITE!!!
*nyuug and uvt furiously scribble 4 pages of notes each* |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: Sepia Yapping Really Tough Guy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: topaz curious striped hyena cuckoldry (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: galvanic beta legal warrant indirect expression (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Wild razzle ticket booth (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: shaky sienna dysfunction (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: Hyperactive arousing hunting ground garrison (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: mischievous mind-boggling hall (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: Useless heady idiot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM Author: multi-colored internet-worthy goyim water buffalo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: wonderful filthpig (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM Author: racy startled voyeur heaven (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM Author: Umber background story set (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM Author: Ruddy disrespectful location generalized bond (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: multi-colored internet-worthy goyim water buffalo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: Lascivious crusty point national security agency Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM Author: Bateful vermilion international law enforcement agency home cheeky little fuzzy chicken (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: comical knife (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: cyan marketing idea Cringed multiple times (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM Author: Shimmering Kitchen Mad Cow Disease rolf this is fucking awful (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244) |