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| amber sweet tailpipe feces | 07/15/18 |
| Slippery Haunted Graveyard | 07/15/18 |
| Cerebral Travel Guidebook National | 07/16/18 |
| red contagious stead | 07/30/18 |
| gold karate | 01/09/19 |
| Odious Blue Tank | 07/15/18 |
| amber sweet tailpipe feces | 07/15/18 |
| Slippery Haunted Graveyard | 07/15/18 |
| disturbing sanctuary | 07/15/18 |
| Henna up-to-no-good faggot firefighter ladyboy | 07/15/18 |
| Exhilarant telephone kitchen | 01/09/19 |
| trip drunken theatre voyeur | 01/09/19 |
| lake self-centered boltzmann | 07/15/18 |
| green talented milk institution | 07/15/18 |
| Vermilion Vibrant Dragon Affirmative Action | 07/15/18 |
| Electric lilac antidepressant drug people who are hurt | 07/15/18 |
| Vermilion Vibrant Dragon Affirmative Action | 07/15/18 |
| ocher degenerate | 07/15/18 |
| Vermilion Vibrant Dragon Affirmative Action | 07/15/18 |
| Exhilarant telephone kitchen | 07/30/18 |
| aphrodisiac azure senate | 07/15/18 |
| Henna up-to-no-good faggot firefighter ladyboy | 07/15/18 |
| Vermilion Vibrant Dragon Affirmative Action | 07/15/18 |
| aphrodisiac azure senate | 07/15/18 |
| scarlet roommate | 07/15/18 |
| brass doctorate chad | 07/15/18 |
| Heady shrine hunting ground | 07/15/18 |
| comical hominid prole | 07/15/18 |
| Henna up-to-no-good faggot firefighter ladyboy | 07/15/18 |
| bright motley office goyim | 07/15/18 |
| Slippery Haunted Graveyard | 07/15/18 |
| Odious Blue Tank | 07/15/18 |
| Drab Cocky Athletic Conference | 07/15/18 |
| autistic free-loading kitty organic girlfriend | 07/15/18 |
| Flesh bateful laser beams abode | 07/15/18 |
| amber sweet tailpipe feces | 07/16/18 |
| black razzle scourge upon the earth | 07/19/18 |
| galvanic rough-skinned cumskin | 07/30/18 |
| Exhilarant telephone kitchen | 07/30/18 |
| Snowy titillating space | 01/07/19 |
| amber sweet tailpipe feces | 01/09/19 |
| Cerebral Travel Guidebook National | 07/16/18 |
| Tripping Selfie Pervert | 01/09/19 |
| Useless messiness | 01/09/19 |
| Bat-shit-crazy Base Trust Fund | 01/09/19 |
| flatulent beady-eyed house | 01/09/19 |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: amber sweet tailpipe feces Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)
Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x Her: What kind of excitement? :) You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry. Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl. Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.
The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)
You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x Her: Get some ice ;) x You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish Her: And if I don’t? x You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore. Her: See you at 10… x The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)
You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x Her: Oh yeah? x You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo Her: You got the hots for Batman? x You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour… Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x You: On my way miss… |
Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: Slippery Haunted Graveyard ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM Author: red contagious stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: gold karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: Odious Blue Tank smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: amber sweet tailpipe feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: Slippery Haunted Graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: disturbing sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: Henna up-to-no-good faggot firefighter ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Exhilarant telephone kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: trip drunken theatre voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: lake self-centered boltzmann I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: green talented milk institution JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Vermilion Vibrant Dragon Affirmative Action RATE THIS EXCHANGE
https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: Electric lilac antidepressant drug people who are hurt alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: Vermilion Vibrant Dragon Affirmative Action It's a strange time we live in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: ocher degenerate presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: Vermilion Vibrant Dragon Affirmative Action met her in person before texting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM Author: Exhilarant telephone kitchen strong 6am texting game
im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left? |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: aphrodisiac azure senate Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: Henna up-to-no-good faggot firefighter ladyboy r/autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: Vermilion Vibrant Dragon Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: aphrodisiac azure senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: scarlet roommate *puts on my robe and wizard hat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: brass doctorate chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:57 PM Author: Heady shrine hunting ground RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTEE TO-AH GET U RAID TONITE!!!
*nyuug and uvt furiously scribble 4 pages of notes each* |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: comical hominid prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Henna up-to-no-good faggot firefighter ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: bright motley office goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Slippery Haunted Graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: Odious Blue Tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: Drab Cocky Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: autistic free-loading kitty organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: Flesh bateful laser beams abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM Author: amber sweet tailpipe feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: black razzle scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM Author: galvanic rough-skinned cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM Author: Exhilarant telephone kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM Author: Snowy titillating space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: amber sweet tailpipe feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: Cerebral Travel Guidebook National Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM Author: Tripping Selfie Pervert cheeky little fuzzy chicken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: Useless messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Base Trust Fund Cringed multiple times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM Author: flatulent beady-eyed house rolf this is fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244) |