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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Milky nursing home sandwich



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Date: January 6th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Cobalt dopamine

Depends on the sort of law you're embarking on. Last Thursday, I took a deposition in a seedy part of town--New Bedlam, just off the Fifth, where the old dock district was before they put in project housing. Big mass tort case. For that job, I came armored up and didn't wear socks. Why? Because I wanted to feel connected to my boots if I needed to turn tail and run. I run sockless when I train, the heat of my movement its own little sun even in the drear of winter, my legs swishing glimmers through the fog of the city, my body a honed knife slicing down into soft parliament cheese, the 77th & Main coffee shop the porcelain Crate & Barrel platter plate destination of my knifing movement to rest and reflect over a quadruple oat milk latte on another day of tough miles pounded out. Tomorrow? I wear cashmere. Meeting with DuKenis and his team to try to close the deal on the reverse merger, $150m net fees, want to feel that excellence of their presence as we stare across each other over the gaping abyss of the 76th floor conference room table, all darting eyes and clicking pens and single traces of sweat other than my own mien, cool and composed from the training, unflustered in the intentionally elevated heat of the conference room courtesy of a surreptitious adjustment by my go-to girl Marcy, rising second year, superb with legal research, better with points and authorities, unsurpassed in room setting and binder preparation, a supernova start to a legal career there. On the weekend? The socks of my grandfather's grandfather. Mothbitten and still salt licked from the Irish sea air near the cabin lain his weary bones from a day's toil in uncompromising field, tough sod trodden down by generational memories of failures' failures heaping one atop the other in that old land we called home, now transmogrified to bourgeois talismen of authentic home country yearning, falsely signaling some implied greater degree of depth to my thin soul versus my other mindlessly cogged brethren working this great machine of commerce we call the law.

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Date: January 6th, 2020 12:22 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2020 6:53 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: Charismatic queen of the night people who are hurt

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Date: January 6th, 2020 8:32 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2020 9:28 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2020 9:47 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2020 6:56 AM
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Date: January 10th, 2020 7:01 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac hissy fit yarmulke

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Date: January 10th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: May 3rd, 2022 7:04 PM
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Date: May 3rd, 2022 7:04 PM
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:15 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2020 9:06 PM
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Date: October 13th, 2020 8:58 PM
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Date: October 13th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: dun whorehouse codepig

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Date: March 17th, 2021 6:05 PM
Author: pearl abode

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Date: March 17th, 2021 6:04 PM
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Date: May 3rd, 2022 7:02 PM
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Charismatic queen of the night people who are hurt

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Date: February 7th, 2023 2:00 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: supple sticky preventive strike range

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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:24 AM
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:39 AM
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:42 AM
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: godawful circlehead

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Author: Dead church

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Date: July 4th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: dun whorehouse codepig

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Date: January 6th, 2020 6:56 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy floppy haunted graveyard

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Date: January 6th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: anal parlour

Knee high white socks, but my situation is a bit unique. I practice law in Colonial Williamsburg where I play the role of the town lawyer. As you likely know, Colonial Williamsburg aims for complete historical accuracy, so they required a real practicing attorney for this position. It's better than biglaw because of the lack of email, but the messenger boy is a real layabout and often delays my missives to the Crown Court of Chancery.

This is my usual attire -- note the town HVAC (Hunting, Vegetation, and Cobbling) technician engaging me in some playful banter as he admires my barrister wig:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/af/e1/76afe1a7627d7879eb4cf51753378a6c.jpg

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Date: January 6th, 2020 11:49 AM
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Date: January 10th, 2020 6:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac hissy fit yarmulke

underrated

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Date: January 10th, 2020 9:32 PM
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:40 AM
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Date: January 10th, 2020 9:44 PM
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Date: March 25th, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: gerstern



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Date: October 13th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Milky nursing home sandwich



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Date: March 17th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: orchid senate

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Date: June 1st, 2022 12:55 AM
Author: multi-colored hunting ground

it takes a brave soul to try this out after the vonoskar tour de fucking force above, but it’s a worthy addition. congrats and ty for your service.

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Date: January 6th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: histrionic salmon hospital party of the first part

Mine have a “scales of justice” pattern

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Date: January 6th, 2020 11:27 AM
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Date: January 10th, 2020 6:28 PM
Author: metal liquid oxygen school

so, Libra-socks. far out, man

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Date: January 10th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: histrionic salmon hospital party of the first part

I’m the free-spirited, but just attorney.

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Date: January 6th, 2020 11:29 AM
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Date: June 1st, 2022 12:49 AM
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True story: ancient founding partner of a big law firm was sitting at a hotel pool with his feet propped up on a railing working on something. He had a hole in his sock. Some guy came by and threw him a buck (it was a long time ago) and said, "Go buy yourself a new pair of socks, Grandpa." Old lawyer asked his wife, "How much did you pay for these socks?" She replied, "Think I got them at the A&P for 49 cents." "Good," he said. "I made a profit." He eventually killed himself in his office, typing out last instructions to his secretary and buzzing her in before he offed himself rather than die of some debilitating cancer.

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