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At a small firm. Ask me anything about the VC world?
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
bump
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
why do you exist all stages of funding should be done by an...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/12/20
VCs allegedly have a network that is greater than the sum of...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
How was life in Ho Chi Minh City?
costumed doctorate
  09/12/20
Has business dried up since the pandemic began?
Charismatic alpha dilemma
  09/12/20
Raising has gotten harder. Valuations are lower, so that's ...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
How to break in?
canary bat shit crazy scourge upon the earth
  09/12/20
...
Sapphire Sick Gaping Spot
  09/12/20
Why do you want to break into VC? There's a big differe...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
comp last year? what are you anticipating this year. what le...
diverse corner
  09/12/20
...
Emerald nudist pervert son of senegal
  09/13/20
...
frisky immigrant
  09/13/20
Base: $120 + 20-40% of base as bonus.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
what kind of returns do you target? what industries?
Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease
  09/12/20
Industries are B2B, and digitalization of industry.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
What do you think of vc lawyers?
Rambunctious razzmatazz indian lodge
  09/12/20
Necessary evil, and expensive.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
What makes a good vc lawyer stand out?
Rambunctious razzmatazz indian lodge
  09/12/20
don’t you have an adverse selection problem as a small...
Cerebral water buffalo
  09/12/20
Yes the names that cross our desk are inferior from an inbou...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
does vc have a future if ipos never come back? Can m&a a...
Cerebral water buffalo
  09/12/20
IPOs never left, and will always be there. M&A is alway...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
they’re well under <10% of all vc exits and all the...
Cerebral water buffalo
  09/12/20
i did ibanking years ago we don't make money from vcs. al...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/13/20
how much do you make
Glittery Garrison Psychic
  09/12/20
Base: $120k + bonus ($24k to $48k)
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
seems very low
Glittery Garrison Psychic
  09/12/20
Lmao
Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease
  09/12/20
...
diverse corner
  09/12/20
...
Glittery Garrison Psychic
  09/12/20
...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
...
cyan cumskin stage
  09/22/20
seniority? i’d rather be paid $80k to do vc than $...
Cerebral water buffalo
  09/12/20
Senior Associate / VP. Hours are 40hrs/ wk.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
goddamn son. any carry at least?
Cerebral water buffalo
  09/12/20
Not yet.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
lol
Sepia prole
  09/12/20
100% true. investing >>> worthless rent seeking scr...
Cerebral water buffalo
  09/13/20
doubt that if u wanna cold call 40 hours a week email me ...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/13/20
I do very very little cold calling. Maybe 5% of my time is ...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/14/20
How many hours do you work per week?
Trip shivering volcanic crater nursing home
  09/12/20
40
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
Damn son I’ll make 500 this year as a lolyer
Smoky fat ankles
  09/12/20
v10? how many years in biglaw
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/12/20
Does this career path offer a track to being a partner or ge...
Emerald nudist pervert son of senegal
  09/13/20
There is often no path to being partner. Unless it’s ...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
So what’s the payoff here? If you stay an associate fo...
Emerald nudist pervert son of senegal
  09/13/20
No the most likely scenario is you get a first look at a por...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/27/20
...
Emerald nudist pervert son of senegal
  09/16/20
sorry did you say VC or associate-level corporate banker wor...
Vigorous abode international law enforcement agency
  09/13/20
what's with VC's that get booted acting like they wanted to ...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/12/20
Partners get booted all the time and it can be a toxic/ dram...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/12/20
I mean associates who have been on a prestige maximization /...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/12/20
can u go into more detail what do u mean ur seeing it tod...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/12/20
As in their actions/ motivations get questioned/ scrutinized...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
god that's demoralizing af i've seen it before too but it...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/13/20
what are the best small VC firms
chrome national windowlicker
  09/12/20
If you’re good you’re not small since your portf...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
Does your Firm qualify?
Turquoise school telephone
  09/13/20
No
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
how many of the senior people are rich?
Sepia prole
  09/12/20
Our founding GP is rich. Probably has a net worth of $30M.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
that's pretty shit compared to megafund PE
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/13/20
Yeah, we don’t have PE $$ in VC but the hours are a lo...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
Taking questions for the next 4 hours.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
what is your personal end game?
Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease
  09/13/20
VC partner (at a Top 10 firm), or start own firm.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
do you think that’s realistic considering that you are...
Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease
  09/13/20
Agreed, it's not realistic. But a guy can hope. A more...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
not really. but I worked somewhere where I was never gonna b...
Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease
  09/13/20
Yeah but starting your own gig in VC is hard without a track...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
it’s not easy whatsoever but neither is having to s...
Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease
  09/13/20
This is so CR. But hard to follow thru.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  08/04/21
Why doesn't your income scale with that of other internet po...
Turquoise school telephone
  09/13/20
in terms of pay and prestige it goes: megafund PE > up...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/13/20
I prefer the name, "batgod LLC"
Turquoise school telephone
  09/13/20
start it up bro u can do it
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/13/20
Pay I agree. Prestige VC firms move up a few spot. Pretty ...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
maybe, ur focusing on the wrong things who cares if cross...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/13/20
His posts will live on however. Who wants to read about some...
Turquoise school telephone
  09/13/20
agreed but he needs to have a plan to get out of this shitty...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/13/20
This guy knows what he’s talking about.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
"cross admit" what makes you think they'd (top ...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/13/20
lol. this is completely retarded top vc >>>>&...
Thriller Therapy
  09/22/20
In terms of lay prestige, I agree with this.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/02/20
Does military experience help in getting hired?
180 masturbator
  09/13/20
(Rudolph)
Turquoise school telephone
  09/13/20
Not for VC. It’s a + for IB and PE.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
...
Cerebral water buffalo
  09/13/20
do you get carry
dashing blood rage preventive strike
  09/13/20
At my current level I don’t. That’s where the r...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
lol faggot
dashing blood rage preventive strike
  09/13/20
my buddy does vc he says the same thing as u it's all pre...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/13/20
sometimes you hit the lottery/have “vision” and ...
dashing blood rage preventive strike
  09/14/20
ask anyone in vc in those situations u'd rather be in the...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/14/20
peter thiel's junior vc associate at the time is probably a ...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/14/20
not true at all. thiel's junior vc is probably running his o...
Thriller Therapy
  09/22/20
isnt that why u get into VC? to identify a kushy unicorn to ...
canary bat shit crazy scourge upon the earth
  09/16/20
thiel's junior VC can literally raise $$ from any LP to star...
Thriller Therapy
  09/22/20
Any questions on what I do on a day to day basis?
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
No one cares
Trip shivering volcanic crater nursing home
  09/13/20
what percent of your colleagues have a background in sales/t...
Carmine forum hissy fit
  09/13/20
Sales: 0% Technical: just me Finance: everyone else
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
how embarrassing is it for an ex-VC to have a startup not fu...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/13/20
Not that embarrassing. No one cares. We look at the produc...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/13/20
couldn't a famous angel like Naval just be a seed/A investor...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/13/20
Good question. Also who TF is Naval?
Emerald nudist pervert son of senegal
  09/13/20
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_Ravikant
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/13/20
Admittedly I don’t know much about angel investing exc...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/14/20
Thoughts on rolling funds and their potential?
canary bat shit crazy scourge upon the earth
  09/13/20
No insight.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/14/20
throw away email?
canary bat shit crazy scourge upon the earth
  09/16/20
robert.whitestown@gmail.com
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/25/20
do u manage anyone? i.e. analysts, summer interns
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/14/20
Nope.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/14/20
is there anyone below you at least? if so, what happens w...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/14/20
They work on stuff for the Partners, and we may work togethe...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/14/20
How long will you stay in your current gig.
Alcoholic laser beams nibblets
  09/14/20
1-2 years.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/14/20
after that?
dashing blood rage preventive strike
  09/14/20
Switch to a bigger firm or run a company.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/14/20
Ask me about due diligence..
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/14/20
how do u do due diligence on a founder/team/company
chrome national windowlicker
  09/14/20
Founder/ team, we do psych evaluations for what it’s w...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/15/20
ty
chrome national windowlicker
  09/15/20
Why are you so excited to take Qs? For someone in VC, you s...
light stock car library
  09/14/20
...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/14/20
this guy is likely some VC serving lawyer or VC serving iban...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/14/20
nah i believe OP but it's true there are so many SHITTY vc f...
Milky Confused Ape Azn
  09/14/20
Meh. Most of the celebrities as VC investors is just them c...
light stock car library
  09/14/20
This is correct.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/15/20
not a lawyer.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/15/20
Bump
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/15/20
You have zero insights, bud. Let your shit thread die.
light stock car library
  09/15/20
Anyone else who's not a MFE like ^ who's got questions?
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/15/20
Do you value ex FAANG engineers as founders? you see this r...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/15/20
What’s most important is the skill/ idea/ grind you br...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/16/20
Any other questions. Here for the next 30 mins.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/16/20
Bump
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/16/20
stfu fag
Trip shivering volcanic crater nursing home
  09/16/20
I think a lot of people need to cope and say their shitty wo...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/16/20
You internalize what VCs are looking for. So you are more l...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/16/20
are SPACs here to stay?
Racy institution haunted graveyard
  09/16/20
No. SPACs are the product of a roaring tech market.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/16/20
how does a startup prove "product market fit" to t...
Fluffy Bright Stage
  09/16/20
Do you have paying customers. Is your customer base growing...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/16/20
Why do people with terrific growing businesses need to whore...
Turquoise school telephone
  09/16/20
To put fuel on the fire. There’s a limit to how much ...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/16/20
Anyone else?
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/17/20
1) convince internet software businesses that don't really n...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/20/20
This is 90% accurate.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/20/20
Taking questions for the next hour.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/18/20
Thoughts on WSGR, Cooley, Gunderson and Fenwick?
Rambunctious razzmatazz indian lodge
  09/18/20
No thoughts on the above. I have friends at Sonsini.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/20/20
https://techcrunch.com/2020/09/15/the-chainsmokers-just-clos...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/20/20
Pretty interesting. I wonder how they got connected to Cuba...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/20/20
you like cuban? doesn't seem too bright to me
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/20/20
(guy who doesn't know about the collar)
Racy institution haunted graveyard
  09/20/20
he's a scumbag/jock wannabe who made it doing glorified IT c...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/20/20
It's not a matter of liking Cuban. It's a matter of fundrai...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/20/20
he answers cold emails from college kids they're famous DJs
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/20/20
How does his ass feel in comparison to his HA persona?
territorial twinkling sanctuary
  09/20/20
Any new questions.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/21/20
Taking questions for the next 2 hours.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/22/20
what r ur thoughts on wgwag
chrome national windowlicker
  09/22/20
If you’re in America, good luck! If you’re into...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/22/20
Anyone have questions?
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/23/20
Answering questions for the next 30-60 mins.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/24/20
what did you do before this?
dashing blood rage preventive strike
  09/24/20
Engineering + Product Management
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/24/20
what made you want to jump into vc?
dashing blood rage preventive strike
  09/24/20
Thought investing in startups would be interesting and for t...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/24/20
Any other questions? Here for the next hour.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/24/20
Any Friday specials?
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/25/20
What did the first cock entering your anus feel like? Was i...
cyan cumskin stage
  09/25/20
who are your favorite VCs
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/26/20
Off the top of my head, as cliched as it sounds, I really li...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/26/20
Ahem
Geriatric Rose Hospital Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/20
how hard is it to get vc funding?
dashing blood rage preventive strike
  09/26/20
Very hard. For every 100 deals we have a follow-up with 10-...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/26/20
Can you honestly say you would've invested in some of these ...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/27/20
Snowflake for sure. nCino I don’t know anything about...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/27/20
Any new questions about my industry?
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/29/20
Can an attorney from an "emerging companies" pract...
Swashbuckling nubile electric furnace
  09/29/20
Impossible. Lawyers and legal experience are seen as suppor...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/29/20
180 fuck law
Swashbuckling nubile electric furnace
  09/29/20
They would probably have to do banking for a few years first...
Cerebral water buffalo
  09/29/20
i'm chortling that you think banking experience is good
Copper parlour boltzmann
  09/29/20
Yeah banking experience is not seen very favorably, except m...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/30/20
ROFL and a 2 year banking analyst could do better? Neithe...
harsh irradiated ticket booth wrinkle
  10/01/20
clicked on that link and this was the first attorney bio i s...
peach exciting puppy
  09/29/20
Unhireable in VC for sure.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/29/20
yes, but very rare and much harder than it used to be
Amber affirmative action step-uncle's house
  09/29/20
Ask me about how bad my VC firm’s approach to investin...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  09/30/20
AMA
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/01/20
How much does wokeness/ESG stuff factor into your decision t...
harsh irradiated ticket booth wrinkle
  10/01/20
0%. We have the reverse problem. We only invest in white f...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/01/20
bump
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/01/20
For a Consumer facing Digital product, how much traction Sho...
Fluffy Bright Stage
  10/01/20
Ideally 100% yoy growth to get VCs really interested. But y...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/02/20
So what’s the minimum time period that a VC wants to s...
Fluffy Bright Stage
  10/02/20
No. Month over month in year 1 is also acceptable but you A...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/02/20
would you break down your general portfolio by sector for us...
Charcoal jewess stag film
  10/02/20
We are B2B. Vast majority of our investments have been sens...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/02/20
Any other questions?
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/02/20
Questions?
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/02/20
what would you all do, if anything, with a developer that ha...
peach exciting puppy
  10/02/20
Yes, but you have to convince me/ VC that you can create a c...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/02/20
just the answer i was looking for. thank you
peach exciting puppy
  10/02/20
bump.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/04/20
Any questions on what makes a shitty VC?
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/08/20
?
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/09/20
About to quit my VC firm. Taking questions.
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/13/20
Just quit my vc firm!! Woohoo!! MD wants to chat with me t...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  10/14/20
hey nigger. take q's again
Copper parlour boltzmann
  07/27/21
new question: when people say they had one offer by some big...
Copper parlour boltzmann
  07/27/21
They certainly can drop hints of price discrimination. But ...
Tan Office Cuckoldry
  08/04/21


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Date: September 12th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

At a small firm. Ask me anything about the VC world?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40908565)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 4:22 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909304)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

why do you exist

all stages of funding should be done by angels, institutions/HNW investing principally, ending with bigcorp acquisitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909311)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 4:29 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

VCs allegedly have a network that is greater than the sum of its parts (Angel Investors, etc), and you can create a portfolio to spread risk and be a better investment for institutions who don't have the "expertise".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909342)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: costumed doctorate

How was life in Ho Chi Minh City?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909354)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: Charismatic alpha dilemma

Has business dried up since the pandemic began?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909355)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:24 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Raising has gotten harder. Valuations are lower, so that's a plus, but the business climate is a bit weaker, but not detrimantally so.

TLDR: No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909685)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 4:39 PM
Author: canary bat shit crazy scourge upon the earth

How to break in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909387)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 4:40 PM
Author: Sapphire Sick Gaping Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909392)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:28 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Why do you want to break into VC?

There's a big difference between Sequoia, KPCB, Benchmark, etc, and the smaller funds. It's very top-heavy.

But there are two main ways:

1) Network like crazy to be an associate and then leave after two years

2) Have an exit and be invited to join as a Partner.

2 is infinitely better than 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909713)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: diverse corner

comp last year? what are you anticipating this year. what level seniority

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909399)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Emerald nudist pervert son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913242)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: frisky immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913972)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 5:07 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Base: $120 + 20-40% of base as bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40914032)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease

what kind of returns do you target?

what industries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909407)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:30 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Industries are B2B, and digitalization of industry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909719)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:27 PM
Author: Rambunctious razzmatazz indian lodge

What do you think of vc lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909708)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Necessary evil, and expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909716)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious razzmatazz indian lodge

What makes a good vc lawyer stand out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909788)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:30 PM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo

don’t you have an adverse selection problem as a smaller firm? funding from the top funds seems to pay for itself in the form of higher valuations. listing them in your cap table has lots of tangible (bigger network, operational talent, etc) and intangible benefits.

so the opportunities that cross your desk are basically almost always inferior, no? they’re ones the top names probably already passed on

also do you do series a or later stage investments? the latter seems increasingly like a suckers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909718)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Yes the names that cross our desk are inferior from an inbound standpoint. However, there's outbound reach-outs and you can get traction (co-invest with Sequoia's, be seed lead investors, etc) based on personality and partner's background.

We do series A and seed, but really series A as product market fit is really important to us. Series B + is more growth equity and that's a different ballgame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909728)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo

does vc have a future if ipos never come back? Can m&a and spacs completely replace ipos as the way to exit

i’d probably miss selling overvalued stock to stupid retail investors if i were a vc investor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909753)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:40 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

IPOs never left, and will always be there. M&A is always there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909758)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:43 PM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo

they’re well under <10% of all vc exits and all the money in private markets suggests they’re going away for all but the zooms and ubers of the world

how would a financial sponsors investment banker make money from you? ie how do they add value, assuming any do? i bet you hate sell side bankers (99% of vc guys do)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909769)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 12:35 PM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

i did ibanking years ago

we don't make money from vcs. all our pitch decks have PE firm names on them and if u want to know my team's breakdown of revenue it was 85% from corporates and 15% from pe and misc like getting some kickback leveraging our cap markets for bundled financing M&A/lbo deals

pe firms get GIANT DISCOUNTS in fees but we deal with this shit because even a large corp may only do 1 deal every few years, but PE firms have such high volume we're constantly sucking their dick cause it's a familiar dick. similar to whores preferring 1 sugar daddy paying them less but is a regular customer for 10 years vs pitching 10 sugar daddies who only have 1-2 fuck sessions to give.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912989)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: Glittery Garrison Psychic

how much do you make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909741)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:38 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Base: $120k + bonus ($24k to $48k)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909748)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:38 PM
Author: Glittery Garrison Psychic

seems very low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909751)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:41 PM
Author: Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909761)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:43 PM
Author: diverse corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909770)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: Glittery Garrison Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909771)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909774)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 1:51 PM
Author: cyan cumskin stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40966740)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo

seniority?

i’d rather be paid $80k to do vc than $400k to be a corporate lawyer fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909781)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:47 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Senior Associate / VP. Hours are 40hrs/ wk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909786)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:48 PM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo

goddamn son. any carry at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909791)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Not yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909797)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 7:12 PM
Author: Sepia prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40910187)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo

100% true. investing >>> worthless rent seeking scribe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912420)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 1:48 PM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

doubt that

if u wanna cold call 40 hours a week email me

i know plenty of firms including surveymonkey who will pay u $80k for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913262)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 9:15 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

I do very very little cold calling. Maybe 5% of my time is emailing potential portfolio companies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40916840)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Trip shivering volcanic crater nursing home

How many hours do you work per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909782)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:48 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

40

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909789)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: Smoky fat ankles

Damn son I’ll make 500 this year as a lolyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40910181)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

v10? how many years in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40910206)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: Emerald nudist pervert son of senegal

Does this career path offer a track to being a partner or getting the real $$? What’s the timeline?

Do you have to live in the Bay Area on that salary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913254)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 2:26 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

There is often no path to being partner. Unless it’s explicitly stated at joining that you’re on partner track, which is rare, you don’t become a partner unless one day you Somehow do. No guarantees. Often, this comes at the expense of someone else getting booted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913434)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 11:11 PM
Author: Emerald nudist pervert son of senegal

So what’s the payoff here? If you stay an associate for years, that’s the end game and your salary keeps improving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40915734)



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Date: September 27th, 2020 5:18 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

No the most likely scenario is you get a first look at a port co and join as a bus dev director, etc. I did it cause I just wanted to try it out. I have no illusions I’ll make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40994399)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Emerald nudist pervert son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40932492)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: Vigorous abode international law enforcement agency

sorry did you say VC or associate-level corporate banker working in NC office of wells fargo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40914263)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 5:54 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

what's with VC's that get booted acting like they wanted to leave/start a company all along

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909822)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 6:04 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Partners get booted all the time and it can be a toxic/ drama filled environment. When you’re unwelcome, you’ll know it. I’m seeing it with one of the associates and partners today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909871)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 6:28 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

I mean associates who have been on a prestige maximization / risk minimization path their whole life suddenly acting like they're startup material after getting the rug pulled out from under them (like you're not getting promoted)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40909986)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

can u go into more detail

what do u mean ur seeing it today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40910134)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 2:09 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

As in their actions/ motivations get questioned/ scrutinized more during Monday calls. “Why are you doing this? Why are you not doing this?” Typical corporate politics when they want to push out someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40911748)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

god that's demoralizing af

i've seen it before too but it sucks for everyone on the call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913228)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 7:05 PM
Author: chrome national windowlicker

what are the best small VC firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40910146)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 2:13 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

If you’re good you’re not small since your portfolio co have exits and as a result you’ve been successful at raising funds. Leading indicators have a long tail since gestation periods of startups before they go public is 5-7 years.

In other words, I have no fucking clue, but maybe Emergence, QED? They’re not small but you probably haven’t heard of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40911762)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: Turquoise school telephone

Does your Firm qualify?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912432)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 1:16 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913133)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: Sepia prole

how many of the senior people are rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40910218)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 2:10 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Our founding GP is rich. Probably has a net worth of $30M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40911753)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

that's pretty shit compared to megafund PE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912541)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 11:26 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Yeah, we don’t have PE $$ in VC but the hours are a lot better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912740)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 6:15 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Taking questions for the next 4 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912055)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 6:22 AM
Author: Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease

what is your personal end game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912058)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 6:23 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

VC partner (at a Top 10 firm), or start own firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912060)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 6:33 AM
Author: Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease

do you think that’s realistic considering that you are currently getting paid like a glorified secretary?

not trying to be rude, but imo people who end up at that level are on the fast track very early on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912064)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 6:49 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Agreed, it's not realistic. But a guy can hope.

A more realistic target is Bus Dev Director at a startup/ portfolio co. And then re-looping once there's an exit.

You seem to know more than you're letting on. Are you in the industry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912069)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 6:52 AM
Author: Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease

not really. but I worked somewhere where I was never gonna be at the top, so I started my own business in a slightly different sphere. took a while to get my income back up but so much happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912070)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 9:01 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Yeah but starting your own gig in VC is hard without a track record. Raising $$$ is not so easy. And I don’t have family $$$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912253)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 9:06 AM
Author: Maniacal coldplay fan mad cow disease

it’s not easy whatsoever

but neither is having to suck miles of cock of those above you for decades of your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912261)



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Date: August 4th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

This is so CR. But hard to follow thru.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#42896563)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 9:55 AM
Author: Turquoise school telephone

Why doesn't your income scale with that of other internet posters? I thought VC/PE = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Do you just answer the phones or what. What City? You make the same as pedude and he thinks his income is ignominious and he isn't even in PE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912425)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

in terms of pay and prestige it goes:

megafund PE > upper mid market > top 5 VC sequoia accel etc. > mid market PE > growth equity > lower mid market PE > large vc > in-n-out manager > small vc

there's nothing to do at the vc stage if ur not a partner. there's no financials. there's no analysis. all u do is cold call and try to get a top startup to take ur shitty deal and preference stack before they ultimately email sequoia which is why it's a winner take all since 95% of startups fail and the good ones know exactly who to email first and it's not going to be nyreal & batgod's VC firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912569)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Turquoise school telephone

I prefer the name, "batgod LLC"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912583)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 10:51 AM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

start it up bro u can do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912609)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Pay I agree. Prestige VC firms move up a few spot. Pretty sure Sequoia would be same prestige as mega PE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912795)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

maybe, ur focusing on the wrong things

who cares if cross admit battle between blackstone/kkr and sequoia is 70% vs. 80%. or maybe it's 60%.

what matters is can u retire early with a yacht or a few houses or never and just continue wage cucking.

Because when u die ur bones turn to ash and all u had was ur shitty meager blip of an existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912919)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 12:19 PM
Author: Turquoise school telephone

His posts will live on however. Who wants to read about some low-income Loser. At least if he is a Partner he can post a higher income and make the past less ignominious to reflect on for our descendants reading archive.org. What we do in life echoes in eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912937)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

agreed but he needs to have a plan to get out of this shitty 1st year midlaw salary stage

it's VERY HARD to make partner in a vc firm, it's harder in small shitty ones because if someone is in the position to boost u up to replace them, they would have to quit or die. there's no structure and very little meat to go around all the hungry mouths. and ur entirely 100% replaceable since ur a cold calling machine.

it's actually easier at sequoia to get partner vs. a generic vc or shit vc because if u get lucky and the stars align u may have enough experience in a niche field in a large org to sneak past the door and then get inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912979)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

This guy knows what he’s talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913136)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

"cross admit"

what makes you think they'd (top VC) ever offer a job to someone who would turn them down for KKR/BX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913945)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 2:13 PM
Author: Thriller Therapy

lol. this is completely retarded

top vc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blackstone. with blackstone, you're managing executives at hilton hotels and jacob's cream crackers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40966866)



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Date: October 2nd, 2020 5:07 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

In terms of lay prestige, I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41030936)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: 180 masturbator

Does military experience help in getting hired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912429)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 12:19 PM
Author: Turquoise school telephone

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912940)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 12:21 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Not for VC. It’s a + for IB and PE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40912943)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 3:58 PM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913764)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: dashing blood rage preventive strike

do you get carry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913437)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 2:56 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

At my current level I don’t. That’s where the real $$ is but that only pays out every 5-7 years. And unless you have a monster exit, carry really doesn’t add up to much amortized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913574)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 3:04 PM
Author: dashing blood rage preventive strike

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913593)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 7:01 PM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

my buddy does vc he says the same thing as u

it's all prestige and 0 pay. some of these guys live in SF with 3 roommates in a fucking box apartment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40914494)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: dashing blood rage preventive strike

sometimes you hit the lottery/have “vision” and can retire in your 30s/40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40917009)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 8:44 PM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

ask anyone in vc

in those situations u'd rather be in the startup

mark zuckerberg got rich

the 20th employee at facebook got rich

peter thiel got rich

but even peter thiel's junior didn't see shit, much less some smaller vc firm's associates on those big exits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40920395)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 8:49 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

peter thiel's junior vc associate at the time is probably a mid level manager at airbnb rn lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40920425)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: Thriller Therapy

not true at all. thiel's junior vc is probably running his own fund now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40966944)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: canary bat shit crazy scourge upon the earth

isnt that why u get into VC? to identify a kushy unicorn to jump ship to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40932709)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 2:35 PM
Author: Thriller Therapy

thiel's junior VC can literally raise $$ from any LP to start his own fund. thiel would be his first investor. lol at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40967033)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 4:00 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Any questions on what I do on a day to day basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913774)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 4:10 PM
Author: Trip shivering volcanic crater nursing home

No one cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913837)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Carmine forum hissy fit

what percent of your colleagues have a background in sales/technical/finance background?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913886)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 5:08 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Sales: 0%

Technical: just me

Finance: everyone else



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40914035)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 4:44 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

how embarrassing is it for an ex-VC to have a startup not funded by their ex firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40913956)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 5:10 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Not that embarrassing. No one cares. We look at the product-market fit above all else. Someone else investing makes you do a double take, so it's a positive if anyone invests, but not necessarily a negative if your ex-firm does not invest.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40914038)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 6:08 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

couldn't a famous angel like Naval just be a seed/A investor instead, what's the difference

how rich do you think a guy like that is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40914303)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: Emerald nudist pervert son of senegal

Good question. Also who TF is Naval?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40915753)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_Ravikant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40915792)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Admittedly I don’t know much about angel investing except for one key fact:

They are champs at the seed round and thus could have better returns than VCs on a percentage basis since most VCs come in at later seed or Series A. They have an institutional advantage over professional VCs in that they can spray and are faster moving, less bureaucratic.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40916725)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: canary bat shit crazy scourge upon the earth

Thoughts on rolling funds and their potential?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40915804)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 8:27 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

No insight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40916728)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 10:07 PM
Author: canary bat shit crazy scourge upon the earth

throw away email?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40932597)



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Date: September 25th, 2020 5:56 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

robert.whitestown@gmail.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40987220)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 8:28 AM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

do u manage anyone?

i.e. analysts, summer interns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40916733)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40916801)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 9:13 AM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

is there anyone below you at least?

if so, what happens when they join, they dont report to u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40916839)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

They work on stuff for the Partners, and we may work together with me being the Unofficial Lead, without me having direct Chan of command.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40916841)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic laser beams nibblets

How long will you stay in your current gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40916842)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 10:12 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

1-2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40916997)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: dashing blood rage preventive strike

after that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40917044)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 10:36 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Switch to a bigger firm or run a company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40917099)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 4:19 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Ask me about due diligence..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40918862)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 4:56 PM
Author: chrome national windowlicker

how do u do due diligence on a founder/team/company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40919096)



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Date: September 15th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Founder/ team, we do psych evaluations for what it’s worth. We are pretty hard bent on product market fit as well so that’s a proxy after the fact that the team is legit.

The company due diligence is based off of understanding the competitive landscape which we do by reading analyst reports on the market place, googling and connecting the dots. We also look for key unique selling points that the company states they have, which from what I’ve seen isn’t really challenged. We also do customer reference checks which are laughable.

So bottom line: the due diligence is really looking for information to back the fact that the company has product market fit and why we’ll invest so we can justify our decisions to the LPs. In my firm at least it’s not very forward looking. The lack of forward thought/ independent insight is remarkable. Ultimately, we’re a bunch of guys making bets hoping to get lucky, and the due diligence is more to justify capital calls than anything else. Not very different from what IB analysts do.

I do believe there are VC firms out there with more insight than us, but not too many. The point about whether we’ll exclusively get shitty deals as a no name brand VC I don’t completely agree with - you can establish ties with hot startups by connecting with them even if you’re a shitty firm if you have something in common with them.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40921522)



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Date: September 15th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: chrome national windowlicker

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40925445)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: light stock car library

Why are you so excited to take Qs? For someone in VC, you seem to know very little about it. No opinion on rolling funds? LOL, bud it's one of the biggest (if not the biggest) innovations in your space this year. I feel like I know more than you about VC based on spending a couple years at a startup.

The only insight you've had is that the economics of VC firms are very much captured by the top partner(s), despite VC firms increasingly calling everyone a "partner." If you're smart and technical, you should start a company. No in-demand founder is going to want some 31 yr old with his own "VC firm" investing if he has any real options, so you'd only get the shitty opportunities. There are rare exceptions (e.g., Fred Wilson), but most of the people who do really well in VC have been a successful founder or at least at a really high level exec of a company that had a big exit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40920484)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40920503)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

this guy is likely some VC serving lawyer or VC serving ibanker larping but who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40920505)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: Milky Confused Ape Azn

nah i believe OP but it's true there are so many SHITTY vc firms out there. it's a giant distribution, unlike PE where 50% of firms are legit, everyone and their mother is getting into vc or angel investing

and i don't mean just celebs like shaq o neil or jessica alba or ashton kutcher who are actually good and at least have a big wallet. i'm talking ex-oracle ex-microsoft balding 40 year old losers with barely $4mm bucks to scrape together hiring an army of cheap kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40920595)



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Date: September 14th, 2020 9:28 PM
Author: light stock car library

Meh. Most of the celebrities as VC investors is just them cashing in on their name and ability to publicize products in exchange for equity. It makes a ton of sense in consumer products where the products (e.g., alcohol) is totally indistinguishable when you put aside branding.

Even if you're at a shit VC firm, you'd think youd have an actual thought on rolling funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40920641)



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Date: September 15th, 2020 12:23 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

This is correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40921527)



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Date: September 15th, 2020 7:03 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

not a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40922109)



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Date: September 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40923409)



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Date: September 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: light stock car library

You have zero insights, bud. Let your shit thread die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40923500)



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Date: September 15th, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Anyone else who's not a MFE like ^ who's got questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40923684)



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Date: September 15th, 2020 5:06 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

Do you value ex FAANG engineers as founders?

you see this repeated in reddit and places where they hang out, like "ofc they'll want to fund a 35 year old staff engineer who has never shown any entrepreneurial inclination in his entire life!"

meanwhile actual successful vc-backed entrepreneurs are 20 y/o dropout child prodigies or older tech "vagabonds" with a string of successful exits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40924991)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 5:57 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

What’s most important is the skill/ idea/ grind you bring in. If you launched products end to end and have been working on something on the side with product market fit you’re in.

In other words, the 20 year old has been:

1) working on the entire business end to end

2) shows commitment to an idea and most likely has product market fit

3) can grind

Similarly for the veteran who’s had end to end experience, and has validation thru exits. He’ll be a better fit for B2B since he can hire grinders for him.

Ironically the mid level engineers are too narrow in their scope to both the college drop out and the veteran. In FAANG, you’re hired for a singular task and do it for 10-25 years before your scope starts broadening out again. At FAANG, you don’t do business, you do a task.

If there’s one key above all to VC investing it’s this: “product-market fit”

Hope that answers your question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40927815)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Any other questions. Here for the next 30 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40928833)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 3:18 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40930065)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 3:38 PM
Author: Trip shivering volcanic crater nursing home

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40930235)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

I think a lot of people need to cope and say their shitty work experience is gonna set them up to be a great founder one day

you probably think VC experience is a good background to be fundable and then successful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40930292)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 4:00 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

You internalize what VCs are looking for. So you are more likely to get an “interview” but that’s it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40930376)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: Racy institution haunted graveyard

are SPACs here to stay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40930082)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 4:00 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

No. SPACs are the product of a roaring tech market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40930371)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Fluffy Bright Stage

how does a startup prove "product market fit" to the point where a vc would be interested in investment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40930245)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 4:02 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Do you have paying customers. Is your customer base growing. Is your ARR/ MRR growing at a 40+ % rate or so. What is your churn like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40930381)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 4:56 PM
Author: Turquoise school telephone

Why do people with terrific growing businesses need to whore themselves out to assholes who want immense equity stakes in exchange for small amounts of money. Is your business basically "shark tank."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40930734)



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Date: September 16th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

To put fuel on the fire. There’s a limit to how much fire you can have based off of organic growth if your competition eats your lunch before you can scale big enough to ward him off.

Shark tank is not a bad representation at all. Slightly different nuances but the general principle is there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40931189)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:51 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40937310)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 3:06 AM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

1) convince internet software businesses that don't really need your money to take it

2) ???

3) profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40952816)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:15 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

This is 90% accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40952984)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:58 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Taking questions for the next hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40939905)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:14 AM
Author: Rambunctious razzmatazz indian lodge

Thoughts on WSGR, Cooley, Gunderson and Fenwick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40939922)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:17 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

No thoughts on the above. I have friends at Sonsini.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40952986)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

https://techcrunch.com/2020/09/15/the-chainsmokers-just-closed-their-debut-venture-fund-mantis-with-35-million/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40952817)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Pretty interesting. I wonder how they got connected to Cuban.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40952995)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 2:58 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

you like cuban? doesn't seem too bright to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40954733)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Racy institution haunted graveyard

(guy who doesn't know about the collar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40954845)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

he's a scumbag/jock wannabe who made it doing glorified IT consulting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40954991)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 3:41 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

It's not a matter of liking Cuban. It's a matter of fundraising. We're fundraising ourselves and I always wonder how you get connected to potential investors, without going through sourcers, etc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40955014)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

he answers cold emails from college kids

they're famous DJs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40955028)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: territorial twinkling sanctuary

How does his ass feel in comparison to his HA persona?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40954854)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 1:26 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Any new questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40959637)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Taking questions for the next 2 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40966064)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: chrome national windowlicker

what r ur thoughts on wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40966724)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

If you’re in America, good luck! If you’re into it, Europe / South America Is your best bet. This is assuming you’re American, and even if you’re not, but to a lesser extent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40966837)



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Date: September 23rd, 2020 1:23 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Anyone have questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40972694)



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Date: September 24th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Answering questions for the next 30-60 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40977782)



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Date: September 24th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: dashing blood rage preventive strike

what did you do before this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40977790)



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Date: September 24th, 2020 12:54 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Engineering + Product Management

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40979158)



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Date: September 24th, 2020 1:54 PM
Author: dashing blood rage preventive strike

what made you want to jump into vc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40979557)



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Date: September 24th, 2020 2:01 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Thought investing in startups would be interesting and for the $$, glamour. So far it’s been grossly underwhelming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40979608)



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Date: September 24th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Any other questions? Here for the next hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40980591)



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Date: September 25th, 2020 5:43 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Any Friday specials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40987137)



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Date: September 25th, 2020 5:45 PM
Author: cyan cumskin stage

What did the first cock entering your anus feel like? Was it received with an admixture of pleasure and pain? Total delight? Was it someone you knew, a brother, cousin, close friend, father? Or a total stranger that you met at a bar on a rainy night and decided to just "give it a go" for the sheer thrill of it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40987162)



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Date: September 26th, 2020 1:23 AM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

who are your favorite VCs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40989265)



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Date: September 26th, 2020 3:33 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Off the top of my head, as cliched as it sounds, I really liked Thiel. Have to think about this some more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40989546)



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Date: September 25th, 2020 5:45 PM
Author: Geriatric Rose Hospital Liquid Oxygen

Ahem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40987161)



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Date: September 26th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: dashing blood rage preventive strike

how hard is it to get vc funding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40989267)



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Date: September 26th, 2020 2:33 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Very hard. For every 100 deals we have a follow-up with 10-20. Out of those 10-20, we’ll invest in 1-5 max. The problem is that a lot of guys don’t have product market fit and there’s no path to market dominance for the majority of startups. VCs are still a conservative bunch, and you have to show them why you’ll be a winner - they (VCs) won’t be able to envision it for themselves for the most part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40989452)



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Date: September 27th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

Can you honestly say you would've invested in some of these latest tech IPOs as VC stage companies

like Snowflake, nCino, what in the fuck are these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40993958)



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Date: September 27th, 2020 5:13 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Snowflake for sure. nCino I don’t know anything about. The best VCs do two things really really well:

1) vision for the future success of the application

2) grasp of how the general public is going to take an idea. 2) can feed into 1)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#40994394)



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Date: September 29th, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Any new questions about my industry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41007073)



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Date: September 29th, 2020 9:28 AM
Author: Swashbuckling nubile electric furnace

Can an attorney from an "emerging companies" practice at a big firm (example: https://www.cooley.com/services/practice/emerging-companies) ever exit to a VC firm in a non-legal role?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41007086)



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Date: September 29th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Impossible. Lawyers and legal experience are seen as support functions if not negatively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41007523)



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Date: September 29th, 2020 10:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling nubile electric furnace

180 fuck law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41007592)



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Date: September 29th, 2020 10:59 AM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo

They would probably have to do banking for a few years first. The idea of some seasoned M&A lawyer trying to analyze product market fit for a saas business is pretty funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41007613)



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Date: September 29th, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

i'm chortling that you think banking experience is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41009827)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Yeah banking experience is not seen very favorably, except maybe TMT at GS, but that's only for the brand, not for the experience. May be valuable at Growth funds though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41018946)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: harsh irradiated ticket booth wrinkle

ROFL and a 2 year banking analyst could do better?

Neither bankers nor lawyers are market or product specialists no matter how much you bleat to the contrary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41025147)



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Date: September 29th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: peach exciting puppy

clicked on that link and this was the first attorney bio i saw without doing any searching. this may be the most punchable face in the world right now?

https://www.cooley.com/people/mischi-a-marca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41007858)



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Date: September 29th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Unhireable in VC for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41009028)



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Date: September 29th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Amber affirmative action step-uncle's house

yes, but very rare and much harder than it used to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41009035)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 12:34 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Ask me about how bad my VC firm’s approach to investing is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41018406)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

AMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41025143)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 12:36 PM
Author: harsh irradiated ticket booth wrinkle

How much does wokeness/ESG stuff factor into your decision to invest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41025172)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

0%. We have the reverse problem. We only invest in white firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41026028)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 6:07 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41027758)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Fluffy Bright Stage

For a Consumer facing Digital product, how much traction Should a company have before approaching VCs? How is traction defined?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41027973)



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Date: October 2nd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Ideally 100% yoy growth to get VCs really interested. But your product will be judged on how much of that growth is organic, and not paid for. Equally important is the stickiness, your MAU and your churn.

Basically you can’t fake your growth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41029955)



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Date: October 2nd, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Fluffy Bright Stage

So what’s the minimum time period that a VC wants to see? At least 2 years post release?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41030244)



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Date: October 2nd, 2020 5:08 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

No. Month over month in year 1 is also acceptable but you Are strongest the more of a track record you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41030939)



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Date: October 2nd, 2020 1:10 AM
Author: Charcoal jewess stag film

would you break down your general portfolio by sector for us or nah? if not I'll deduce you're mostly stacking T-bills and G-bills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41030084)



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Date: October 2nd, 2020 5:00 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

We are B2B. Vast majority of our investments have been sensors or business process software.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41030930)



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Date: October 2nd, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Any other questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41032637)



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Date: October 2nd, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41033466)



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Date: October 2nd, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: peach exciting puppy

what would you all do, if anything, with a developer that had a proprietary tool of some sort but nothing else? would you invest in this person to help them organize their business and take their product to market if all they had to offer currently was a fully developed set of applications?

for example, say a developer came to you with the next great suite of day trading tools in tow. but this person had nothing else (e.g., an organized business, a strategy, funding, etc.). would you work with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41033535)



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Date: October 2nd, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Yes, but you have to convince me/ VC that you can create a company out of it and not just a one trick feature. You’re best partnering with a business person before walking in the door. Improves your credibility- if you can convince someone else to join you, it means something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41033862)



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Date: October 2nd, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: peach exciting puppy

just the answer i was looking for. thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41033943)



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Date: October 4th, 2020 11:32 AM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41044420)



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Date: October 8th, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Any questions on what makes a shitty VC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41076231)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41081240)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 3:50 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

About to quit my VC firm. Taking questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41104514)



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Date: October 14th, 2020 5:33 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

Just quit my vc firm!! Woohoo!! MD wants to chat with me tomorrow. Will update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#41112318)



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Date: July 27th, 2021 8:16 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

hey nigger. take q's again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#42853175)



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Date: July 27th, 2021 8:25 PM
Author: Copper parlour boltzmann

new question: when people say they had one offer by some big name at one valuation and another by some lesser firm at a higher valuation and they had to pick one (valuation or name), why can't they just price discriminate, make them share the deal and pay different prices

is that just bad etiquette or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#42853208)



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Date: August 4th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Tan Office Cuckoldry

They certainly can drop hints of price discrimination. But with very few exceptions there's price matching... It starts a race to the bottom. Price / VC firm matching upfront. As in if you're a Sequoia type startup you go to Seq and it's cohort. You're typically not going down the food chain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623146&forum_id=2#42896555)