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ITT, we rename movies in the theme of Snakes on a Plane

for instance, "Pirates of the Carribean" become...
smoky racy kitchen giraffe
  08/18/06
"Die Hard 2" becomes "A Pair of Car Batteries...
Snowy Clown
  08/18/06
Oh man, this thread has your name written all over it *g...
galvanic spruce becky
  08/18/06
"Johnny Depp on a Boat"
misunderstood costumed athletic conference
  08/18/06
Don't put the actual movie title in. Let people guess.
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
No. The original movie title is essential information.
Geriatric tantric cuckold forum
  08/18/06
bullshit. if you can't figure it out, then fuck you.
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
"Dude, Where's My Car?"
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
"Due to over inotixcation, I have misplaced my vehicle&...
smoky racy kitchen giraffe
  08/18/06
I was actually pointing out that that movie was already name...
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
ah yes, excellent work, 94 Raw Score
smoky racy kitchen giraffe
  08/18/06
Bombs on a Bus Bombs on a Cruise Ship
misunderstood costumed athletic conference
  08/18/06
Brilliant.
Geriatric tantric cuckold forum
  08/18/06
ty.
misunderstood costumed athletic conference
  08/18/06
"Don't Slow the Bus Down!"
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
"Gay Cowboys"
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
THEY WERE GAY SHEPHERDS. Sheep=Shepherd Cattle=Cowboy
mind-boggling stain stock car
  08/18/06
Faggots on a Mountain
Ivory den background story
  08/19/06
A Sled Named Rosebud
talking garrison
  08/18/06
Hey, thanks for RUINING THE MOVIE.
Nubile Locale Corn Cake
  08/18/06
Leonardo DiCaprio flyings Airplanes Leonardo DiCaprio bei...
misunderstood costumed athletic conference
  08/18/06
"Rain kills the Aliens"
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
"No More Food at Hebrew School"
alcoholic henna digit ratio
  08/18/06
Mischa Barton Pukes Up Bleach.
Orchid market ladyboy
  08/18/06
The Sixth Sense
Submissive 180 liquid oxygen corner
  08/19/06
"You Pay $9 for a Ticket and the Producers Just Sit Bac...
Hairraiser temple
  08/18/06
the OP meant " individual movies" not "the ...
Primrose bbw native
  08/18/06
"Alien Vs. Predator"
misunderstood costumed athletic conference
  08/18/06
That reminds me of the movie that involved an illegal immigr...
Snowy Clown
  08/18/06
Black People in a Pizza Place.
azure exciting pit gay wizard
  08/18/06
"Rich Guy wastes all his money saving Jews."
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
i guess we have different thoughts on the subject matter of ...
alcoholic henna digit ratio
  08/18/06
It was a joke. The more offensive the title, the better thi...
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
I was just going to say, "Jews in a Concentration Camp&...
talking garrison
  08/18/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&for...
alcoholic henna digit ratio
  08/18/06
That reminded me of this thread: http://xoxohth.com/threa...
Lilac soul-stirring weed whacker incel
  08/18/06
Black People in a Barbershop.
azure exciting pit gay wizard
  08/18/06
best one so far
naked lake nibblets plaza
  08/18/06
Dr. Clown
nighttime hell
  08/18/06
I go to law school
Maroon bateful keepsake machete theatre
  08/18/06
Har!
Maize Talented Yarmulke
  08/18/06
Gay Hairy Midgets Obsessed with a Ring
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
this is awesome
Idiotic Wonderful Gaping
  08/18/06
This is the only one that made me laugh.
Odious dog poop azn
  08/18/06
Lions in a Motherfuckin' Christian Allegory.
Orchid market ladyboy
  08/18/06
SLAP! It's been so long. *weeps*
Idiotic Wonderful Gaping
  08/18/06
Wow, it has been some time...how are you?
Orchid market ladyboy
  08/18/06
disoriented tired confused, but doing pretty well neverthele...
Idiotic Wonderful Gaping
  08/18/06
In Brooklyn now, been quite busy and going to bed at 5 am th...
Orchid market ladyboy
  08/18/06
sounds like my last month. now i have to be responsible :( ...
Idiotic Wonderful Gaping
  08/18/06
Oh no I've been having fun, school doesn't start until next ...
Orchid market ladyboy
  08/18/06
There was A Lion.
Olive Arousing Chad
  08/18/06
Yea, I know, but I wanted it to work. so swallow your tongue...
Orchid market ladyboy
  08/18/06
I'll meet your "so swallow your tongue and eat shit&quo...
Olive Arousing Chad
  08/18/06
180
exhilarant mewling abode
  08/19/06
Nine Minute Rape Scene
talking garrison
  08/18/06
Irreversible
effete territorial parlour
  08/18/06
"World Trade Center" -- Muslims on a Mothafuckin ...
Multi-colored french chef
  08/18/06
"Heroin actually seems pretty cool"
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
"Paper Burning"
smoky racy kitchen giraffe
  08/18/06
Fahrenheit 451?
Maize Talented Yarmulke
  08/18/06
John Cusack makes mixtapes and discovers intimacy
Idiotic Wonderful Gaping
  08/18/06
2 Losers on Trip to Wine Country
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
Giant Ape on a Skyscraper
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
mincing magical englishmen use laser swords to conceal their...
ruddy son of senegal striped hyena
  08/18/06
Doe Ray Egon.
Orchid market ladyboy
  08/18/06
nice.
nighttime hell
  08/18/06
Christopher Walken Pays Some Bills
nighttime hell
  08/18/06
Bartender makes the Eagles
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
Will Ferrell in NASCAR
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
Kevin Spacey PWNs the Cops
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
Kevin Spacey is a Smart Cop.
Seedy trip pisswyrm
  08/18/06
Dead People Eat Canada
Idiotic Wonderful Gaping
  08/18/06
Big ship hits iceberg
Maroon bateful keepsake machete theatre
  08/18/06
A Prisoners Shits Out His Intestines.
Orchid market ladyboy
  08/18/06
Three College Students Trip Acid in the Woods with a Video C...
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
I got a dead guy's lottery ticket, bitches!
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
waking ned devine?
Walnut aromatic lodge
  08/18/06
Correct!
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
Bachelor Party
Maroon bateful keepsake machete theatre
  08/18/06
Pacino Blows Yea, Shoots People and Says "Fuck" ...
Avocado Fat Ankles
  08/18/06
that's 'yay'
laughsome set
  08/19/06
Ugly Chick from "Saved by the Bell" Finally Hits R...
Avocado Fat Ankles
  08/18/06
LOL
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
Real estate agents swear a lot
Maroon bateful keepsake machete theatre
  08/18/06
Glengarry Glen Ross?
Bearded Disrespectful Laser Beams
  08/18/06
Marissa Tomei Devalues Oscars
Avocado Fat Ankles
  08/18/06
Creepy Albino
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
powder?
Amber milk
  08/18/06
We've got a winner.
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
jesus on a cross
Amber milk
  08/18/06
PSA: none of these are funny. sorry
apoplectic violent state dysfunction
  08/18/06
took me a minute, but i think i got it... All of Kevin Sm...
Avocado Fat Ankles
  08/18/06
"Complex" Racism in Cars
naked lake nibblets plaza
  08/18/06
Crash?
Submissive 180 liquid oxygen corner
  08/19/06
Leondaro DiCaprio tricks dumb white folks out of their money...
Fragrant trailer park
  08/18/06
Guy Forgets EVERYTHING!
Seedy trip pisswyrm
  08/18/06
I can't believe I'm not getting pun points from ROFL on this...
Seedy trip pisswyrm
  08/18/06
Madonna Attempts to Act
Razzmatazz fanboi nursing home
  08/18/06
Dumb baby fish gets kidnapped and hilarity ensues.
Fragrant trailer park
  08/18/06
"hilarity ensues" a fellow farker?
Primrose bbw native
  08/18/06
yeah cuz the phrase 'hilarity ensues' is so rarely used.
Adventurous Really Tough Guy School Cafeteria
  08/18/06
never heard it outside of fark.com until that post.
Primrose bbw native
  08/18/06
Loud Black Nun
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
Dead Guy on a Stick
Maize Talented Yarmulke
  08/18/06
Very poor execution, guys.
anal violet home
  08/18/06
The Bay of Pigs?
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/18/06
171
Adventurous Really Tough Guy School Cafeteria
  08/18/06
dead man walking?
nighttime hell
  08/18/06
The Green Mile, actually.
Bearded Disrespectful Laser Beams
  08/18/06
guy with limp is actually a criminal mastermind. rosebud ...
canary stirring idea he suggested
  08/18/06
Jews get Jesus Beat Up Bad
Bearded Disrespectful Laser Beams
  08/18/06
I Found Robin Williams Under a Bridge (I admit I didn't mak...
Bearded Disrespectful Laser Beams
  08/18/06
Bitches on a Beach
mint multi-billionaire
  08/18/06
Retard in a war, on a Shrimp Boat, Running Cross Country, Me...
Adventurous Really Tough Guy School Cafeteria
  08/18/06
Guy Throws Handful of Spooge in Jodie Foster's Face
Nubile Locale Corn Cake
  08/18/06
Ghosts on a Baseball Field in a Corn Field
up-to-no-good bipolar tank church building
  08/18/06
Rob Schneider gets transformed into something wild and crazy
Lascivious Black Woman Wrinkle
  08/18/06
Edward Norton as Brad Pitt Kicks the Shit Out of Himself
Nubile Locale Corn Cake
  08/18/06
Twelve Angry Men
Nubile Locale Corn Cake
  08/18/06
nah that makes it sound like a street riot. in soap format...
Primrose bbw native
  08/18/06
Quiz
Flirting dilemma
  08/18/06
caddyshack ( or any golf flick) apollo13/ the right stuff ...
Primrose bbw native
  08/18/06
8 isn't what I was going for everything else is right or ...
Flirting dilemma
  08/18/06
Alive
motley parlor
  08/18/06
titcr
Flirting dilemma
  08/18/06
i don't honestly know the plot to the hilss have eyes. Hell ...
Primrose bbw native
  08/18/06
Asses on a Dildo
Vigorous Flesh Hairy Legs
  08/18/06
175
Lascivious Black Woman Wrinkle
  08/19/06
ok, this sucked, let's pretend it never happened
heady frozen round eye
  08/18/06
That's gotta be Million Dollar Baby
Vigorous Flesh Hairy Legs
  08/18/06
Waterworld? Battlefield Earth?
Flirting dilemma
  08/18/06
Man in the Iron Mask Guy in a Guy Fawkes Mask God is Bla...
Shaky box office selfie
  08/18/06
I guess I'll eat the guy from Seat 4B
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/19/06
Al Gore: "We're fucked"
concupiscible house
  08/19/06
Awesome
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/19/06
Dingoes on a mutha fuckin' bye-bee.
Mauve Diverse Public Bath
  08/19/06
Leeches on a Nutsack
Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator
  08/19/06
Mormons on a Porno Set Twins in a Galaxy Far, Far Away
Medicated dark persian
  08/19/06
orgazmo?
Lascivious Black Woman Wrinkle
  08/19/06
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
rose circlehead
  08/19/06
Wow, what a shitty thread. it had potential, but i read thro...
Greedy Vibrant Place Of Business Business Firm
  08/19/06
Sand Niggers On A Plane
Submissive 180 liquid oxygen corner
  08/19/06


Poast new message in this thread





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: smoky racy kitchen giraffe

for instance,

"Pirates of the Carribean" becomes "Total Disregard for Maritime Law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464392)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Snowy Clown

"Die Hard 2" becomes "A Pair of Car Batteries!"

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464402)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: galvanic spruce becky

Oh man, this thread has your name written all over it

*giddily anticipates pun barrage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464413)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:03 PM
Author: misunderstood costumed athletic conference

"Johnny Depp on a Boat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464487)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Don't put the actual movie title in. Let people guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464410)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Geriatric tantric cuckold forum

No. The original movie title is essential information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464418)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

bullshit. if you can't figure it out, then fuck you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464423)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

"Dude, Where's My Car?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464417)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: smoky racy kitchen giraffe

"Due to over inotixcation, I have misplaced my vehicle"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464427)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:57 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

I was actually pointing out that that movie was already named in the SoaP fashion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464432)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: smoky racy kitchen giraffe

ah yes, excellent work, 94 Raw Score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464451)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: misunderstood costumed athletic conference

Bombs on a Bus

Bombs on a Cruise Ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464439)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: Geriatric tantric cuckold forum

Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464445)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: misunderstood costumed athletic conference

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464450)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

"Don't Slow the Bus Down!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464444)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

"Gay Cowboys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464447)





Date: August 18th, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling stain stock car

THEY WERE GAY SHEPHERDS.

Sheep=Shepherd

Cattle=Cowboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465827)





Date: August 19th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: Ivory den background story

Faggots on a Mountain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468039)





Date: August 18th, 2006 4:59 PM
Author: talking garrison

A Sled Named Rosebud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464449)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:45 PM
Author: Nubile Locale Corn Cake

Hey, thanks for RUINING THE MOVIE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465420)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: misunderstood costumed athletic conference

Leonardo DiCaprio flyings Airplanes

Leonardo DiCaprio being chased on an Airplane

Leonardo DiCaprio on an Oceanliner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464461)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

"Rain kills the Aliens"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464463)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: alcoholic henna digit ratio

"No More Food at Hebrew School"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464464)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Orchid market ladyboy

Mischa Barton Pukes Up Bleach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464474)





Date: August 19th, 2006 11:30 AM
Author: Submissive 180 liquid oxygen corner

The Sixth Sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468150)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser temple

"You Pay $9 for a Ticket and the Producers Just Sit Back in Their Mansions and Laugh at You"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464475)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Primrose bbw native

the OP meant " individual movies" not "the movies"

but still

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464669)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: misunderstood costumed athletic conference

"Alien Vs. Predator"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464476)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Snowy Clown

That reminds me of the movie that involved an illegal immigrant trying to get the guy at the post-office to backdate the postmark on his letter so he could make a deadline. It was ALIEN vs. PRE-DATOR!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464492)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: azure exciting pit gay wizard

Black People in a Pizza Place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464480)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

"Rich Guy wastes all his money saving Jews."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464481)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: alcoholic henna digit ratio

i guess we have different thoughts on the subject matter of that film.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464490)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

It was a joke. The more offensive the title, the better this thread will be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464497)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: talking garrison

I was just going to say, "Jews in a Concentration Camp" but that'd be like 50 movies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464498)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: alcoholic henna digit ratio

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464510)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:43 PM
Author: Lilac soul-stirring weed whacker incel

That reminded me of this thread:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=423241&mc=170&forum_id=2#5859292

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465097)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:03 PM
Author: azure exciting pit gay wizard

Black People in a Barbershop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464486)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: naked lake nibblets plaza

best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464778)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: nighttime hell

Dr. Clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464495)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Maroon bateful keepsake machete theatre

I go to law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464507)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:07 PM
Author: Maize Talented Yarmulke

Har!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464879)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Gay Hairy Midgets Obsessed with a Ring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464508)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Idiotic Wonderful Gaping

this is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464514)





Date: August 18th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: Odious dog poop azn

This is the only one that made me laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465494)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Orchid market ladyboy

Lions in a Motherfuckin' Christian Allegory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464517)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Idiotic Wonderful Gaping

SLAP! It's been so long. *weeps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464527)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Orchid market ladyboy

Wow, it has been some time...how are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464572)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Idiotic Wonderful Gaping

disoriented tired confused, but doing pretty well nevertheless

you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464583)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: Orchid market ladyboy

In Brooklyn now, been quite busy and going to bed at 5 am the past few nights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464619)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: Idiotic Wonderful Gaping

sounds like my last month. now i have to be responsible :(

edit: or haven't you been having fun these evenings? Are you in school already?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464624)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Orchid market ladyboy

Oh no I've been having fun, school doesn't start until next week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464668)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Chad

There was A Lion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464532)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Orchid market ladyboy

Yea, I know, but I wanted it to work. so swallow your tongue and eat shit.

*storms off*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464561)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: Olive Arousing Chad

I'll meet your "so swallow your tongue and eat shit" and raise you an "and die."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464600)





Date: August 19th, 2006 12:33 AM
Author: exhilarant mewling abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466753)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: talking garrison

Nine Minute Rape Scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464523)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: effete territorial parlour

Irreversible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466122)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored french chef

"World Trade Center" -- Muslims on a Mothafuckin Plane!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464529)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

"Heroin actually seems pretty cool"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464531)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:10 PM
Author: smoky racy kitchen giraffe

"Paper Burning"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464539)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Maize Talented Yarmulke

Fahrenheit 451?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465046)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:11 PM
Author: Idiotic Wonderful Gaping

John Cusack makes mixtapes and discovers intimacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464540)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:12 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

2 Losers on Trip to Wine Country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464548)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:12 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Giant Ape on a Skyscraper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464551)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:12 PM
Author: ruddy son of senegal striped hyena

mincing magical englishmen use laser swords to conceal their latent homosexuality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464552)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Orchid market ladyboy

Doe Ray Egon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464570)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: nighttime hell

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464573)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: nighttime hell

Christopher Walken Pays Some Bills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464571)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Bartender makes the Eagles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464578)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Will Ferrell in NASCAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464582)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Kevin Spacey PWNs the Cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464585)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:04 PM
Author: Seedy trip pisswyrm

Kevin Spacey is a Smart Cop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464863)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Idiotic Wonderful Gaping

Dead People Eat Canada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464590)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Maroon bateful keepsake machete theatre

Big ship hits iceberg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464592)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: Orchid market ladyboy

A Prisoners Shits Out His Intestines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464616)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Three College Students Trip Acid in the Woods with a Video Camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464620)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

I got a dead guy's lottery ticket, bitches!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464623)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Walnut aromatic lodge

waking ned devine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465030)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Correct!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465035)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:27 PM
Author: Maroon bateful keepsake machete theatre

Bachelor Party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464658)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Avocado Fat Ankles

Pacino Blows Yea, Shoots People and Says "Fuck"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464680)





Date: August 19th, 2006 10:33 AM
Author: laughsome set

that's 'yay'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468056)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Avocado Fat Ankles

Ugly Chick from "Saved by the Bell" Finally Hits Rock Bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464682)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464684)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Maroon bateful keepsake machete theatre

Real estate agents swear a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464683)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:59 PM
Author: Bearded Disrespectful Laser Beams

Glengarry Glen Ross?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465186)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: Avocado Fat Ankles

Marissa Tomei Devalues Oscars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464695)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:35 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Creepy Albino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464720)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: Amber milk

powder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464750)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:28 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

We've got a winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464991)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:40 PM
Author: Amber milk

jesus on a cross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464746)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:41 PM
Author: apoplectic violent state dysfunction

PSA: none of these are funny. sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464751)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: Avocado Fat Ankles

took me a minute, but i think i got it...

All of Kevin Smith's Movies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464787)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:46 PM
Author: naked lake nibblets plaza

"Complex" Racism in Cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464786)





Date: August 19th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Submissive 180 liquid oxygen corner

Crash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468153)





Date: August 18th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Fragrant trailer park

Leondaro DiCaprio tricks dumb white folks out of their money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464843)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:05 PM
Author: Seedy trip pisswyrm

Guy Forgets EVERYTHING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464866)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: Seedy trip pisswyrm

I can't believe I'm not getting pun points from ROFL on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465234)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fanboi nursing home

Madonna Attempts to Act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464871)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: Fragrant trailer park

Dumb baby fish gets kidnapped and hilarity ensues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464922)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Primrose bbw native

"hilarity ensues"

a fellow farker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465213)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:43 PM
Author: Adventurous Really Tough Guy School Cafeteria

yeah cuz the phrase 'hilarity ensues' is so rarely used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465417)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Primrose bbw native

never heard it outside of fark.com until that post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465990)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Loud Black Nun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6464999)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:30 PM
Author: Maize Talented Yarmulke

Dead Guy on a Stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465009)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: anal violet home

Very poor execution, guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465063)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:45 PM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

The Bay of Pigs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465113)





Date: August 18th, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Really Tough Guy School Cafeteria

171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465837)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:37 PM
Author: nighttime hell

dead man walking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465401)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:39 PM
Author: Bearded Disrespectful Laser Beams

The Green Mile, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465408)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:49 PM
Author: canary stirring idea he suggested

guy with limp is actually a criminal mastermind.

rosebud is actually the sled.

norman bates is actually mother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465140)





Date: August 18th, 2006 6:59 PM
Author: Bearded Disrespectful Laser Beams

Jews get Jesus Beat Up Bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465191)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:00 PM
Author: Bearded Disrespectful Laser Beams

I Found Robin Williams Under a Bridge

(I admit I didn't make this one up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465194)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: mint multi-billionaire

Bitches on a Beach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465386)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Really Tough Guy School Cafeteria

Retard in a war, on a Shrimp Boat, Running Cross Country, Meeting Presidents and Knocking Up Aids-Infested Whore Who Dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465419)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:48 PM
Author: Nubile Locale Corn Cake

Guy Throws Handful of Spooge in Jodie Foster's Face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465427)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bipolar tank church building

Ghosts on a Baseball Field in a Corn Field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465439)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:52 PM
Author: Lascivious Black Woman Wrinkle

Rob Schneider gets transformed into something wild and crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465442)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: Nubile Locale Corn Cake

Edward Norton as Brad Pitt Kicks the Shit Out of Himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465447)





Date: August 18th, 2006 7:55 PM
Author: Nubile Locale Corn Cake

Twelve Angry Men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6465448)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Primrose bbw native

nah that makes it sound like a street riot. in soap format that film would be " tense jury room deliberations"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466000)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Flirting dilemma
Subject: Quiz

"Men on a Golfcourse" - Caddyshack

"Astronauts on a Rocket" - Apollo 13

"Apes on a Planet" - Planet of the Apes

"Scotsmen on a Battlefield" - Braveheart

"Jews on a Cross" - The Passion of the Christ

"Middle-Aged Fratboys on a Bender" - Old School

"Hicks on a Racetrack" - Days of Thunder

"Cannibals on a Mountain" - Alive

"Criminals on an Island" - Escape from Alcatraz

"Chippendales on a Stage" - The Full Monty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466048)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Primrose bbw native

caddyshack ( or any golf flick)

apollo13/ the right stuff

planet of the apes

braveheart

any jesus movie / life of brian

old school

any NASCAR movie

the hills have eyes

escape from alcatraz/ the birdman of alcatraz/ the rock/ anything involing alcatraz/ papillon

don't know the last one



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466065)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Flirting dilemma

8 isn't what I was going for

everything else is right or in the right direction

ill post the answers at 11ET



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466073)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: motley parlor

Alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466142)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Flirting dilemma

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466175)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: Primrose bbw native

i don't honestly know the plot to the hilss have eyes. Hell honestly don't know any film with cannibals in hills. isn't texas chainsaw roughly this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466147)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Vigorous Flesh Hairy Legs

Asses on a Dildo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466096)





Date: August 19th, 2006 12:30 AM
Author: Lascivious Black Woman Wrinkle

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466730)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: heady frozen round eye

ok, this sucked, let's pretend it never happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466143)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:52 PM
Author: Vigorous Flesh Hairy Legs

That's gotta be Million Dollar Baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466186)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Flirting dilemma

Waterworld? Battlefield Earth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466199)





Date: August 18th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: Shaky box office selfie

Man in the Iron Mask

Guy in a Guy Fawkes Mask

God is Black

Genie in a Bottle

Bunnies in a Dream

Jessica Simpson in a bikini

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466218)





Date: August 19th, 2006 12:31 AM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

I guess I'll eat the guy from Seat 4B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6466740)





Date: August 19th, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: concupiscible house

Al Gore: "We're fucked"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467433)





Date: August 19th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467673)





Date: August 19th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Mauve Diverse Public Bath

Dingoes on a mutha fuckin' bye-bee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467639)





Date: August 19th, 2006 3:27 AM
Author: Glittery Splenetic Halford Masturbator

Leeches on a Nutsack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467677)





Date: August 19th, 2006 3:31 AM
Author: Medicated dark persian

Mormons on a Porno Set

Twins in a Galaxy Far, Far Away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467692)





Date: August 19th, 2006 3:34 AM
Author: Lascivious Black Woman Wrinkle

orgazmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6467705)





Date: August 19th, 2006 10:29 AM
Author: rose circlehead

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468054)





Date: August 19th, 2006 10:32 AM
Author: Greedy Vibrant Place Of Business Business Firm

Wow, what a shitty thread. it had potential, but i read through the first half of the thread and it really sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468055)





Date: August 19th, 2006 11:29 AM
Author: Submissive 180 liquid oxygen corner

Sand Niggers On A Plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=475411&forum_id=2#6468147)