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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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XO is becoming way less fun than Twitter |
09/08/26 |
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Astra on Max effort one-shotted my five-hour usage window |
09/08/26 |
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Spilled my Starbucks pumpkin cream matcha in my hyuandai pickup truck. |
09/08/26 |
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Open AI can solve the hardest “open problems” in primate math now |
09/08/26 |
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With Labor Day behind us, we can really crank up the productivity! |
09/08/26 |
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Spilled my McDonalds Iced Coffee in my truck. Too embrrassed to go back for anot |
09/08/26 |
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Apparently Family and incest-adjacent shock humor is her tripwire tp |
09/08/26 |
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taking emotional accountability for someone else's inability to regulate themsel |
09/08/26 |
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faggot farmers need to stop complaining about diesel fuel being at an ATH |
09/08/26 |
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been having pretty cr sexual dynamic with muslim raised morrocan chick irl |
09/08/26 |
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ChatGPT discovers solution to a Millennium Prize problem (link) |
09/08/26 |
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Rate the armpits on this ole miss lady |
09/08/26 |
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NH Senate has a Democratic Socialist named Karishma Manzur running LJL |
09/08/26 |
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Are taxes going to rise to fund Social Security? |
09/08/26 |
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Emilio and cucumbers both need to be beaten to death |
09/08/26 |
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Just entered “is Sam Altman a gonif?” into ChatGPT and computer shut down |
09/08/26 |
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I had to work 20 minutes late today. 🤬 |
09/08/26 |
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Karmelo Anthony's alleged racist, homophobic texts released |
09/08/26 |
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hate my job so much i want to die |
09/08/26 |
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From Plato to Bernie and AOC – A Brief History of Communism |
09/08/26 |
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If there's one religion that's *definitely* not true it's Hinduism |
09/08/26 |
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Day After Labor Day Has To Be One Of Most Depressing |
09/08/26 |
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GermanJeet Singh is the GREATEST name for this new Multicultural World |
09/08/26 |
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TT, why do indians pollute water bodies in the name religion? |
09/08/26 |
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Wayne's World (1992) Plot Hole: it's somehow a really good Movie |
09/08/26 |
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Chickened out of date with potential ABG sugarbaby |
09/08/26 |
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Street Fighter unveils alpha jeet character (birdshits don't click) |
09/08/26 |
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My electricity bill is $632 this month. |
09/08/26 |
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Iran stole historic road win from MAC football team in last second (link) |
09/08/26 |
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# **25 Ways Narendra Modi Changed India** ## **Modi Built a More Capable India |
09/08/26 |
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Iran captures a US Navy Submarine (not flame) |
09/08/26 |
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bort needs more poop from a butt (Indian poa) |
09/08/26 |
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Cucumbers starring in "Homobride: Life On the Sheet" |
09/08/26 |
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bort needs MORE spam |
09/08/26 |
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Introverts go bald solely to avoid small talk during hair cut |
09/08/26 |
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Dry Begging UR Frigid wife into Oblisex “Fine hun, I’ll just go jerk off in |
09/08/26 |
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US diesel prices have hit an all time high, brought to you by Zion Don |
09/08/26 |
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Is WLMAS spamming pro Trump stuff now? What is going on here |
09/08/26 |
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Wife had a file on her phone called “The Tall Man Archives” |
09/08/26 |
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Didn't see the last 10 seconds of this video coming - link |
09/08/26 |
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spamming the bort = drone swarming poasters |
09/08/26 |
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Post-Trump the people will no longer crave a clown. They want ruthlessness. |
09/08/26 |
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TRILLION dollar idea: letting poors LEASE stocks |
09/08/26 |
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Wait Bain Capital owns Little League baseball and all the uniform co.s lol |
09/08/26 |
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Amazon Air crash pilots identified as Jasdeep Capoor and Farhan Moturi |
09/08/26 |
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bunch of fig eaters w/ towels on their heads capturing high tech US subs |
09/08/26 |
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My solutions for the country's problems (Charles Tyrwhitt Dad) |
09/08/26 |
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ChatGPT understands the SUP BRADY email now |
09/08/26 |
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all the next Dem POTUS has to do to boost Econ is remove Trump’s tariffs |
09/08/26 |
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Pretty 180 how Trump is fucking over MAGA farmers |
09/08/26 |
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I can't help but be manipulated by bpd women |
09/08/26 |
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Day After Leg Day Has To Be One Of Most Depressing |
09/08/26 |
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so I guess cons were wrong about Mamdani |
09/08/26 |
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Today in white women: 47 yo Katie Holmes on vacation in several bikinis |
09/08/26 |
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sorry honey, hormonal changes make me unable to listen to your work stories |
09/08/26 |
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Guy at Capitol riot wore face mask with pic of his ex gf. Got her arrested (link |
09/08/26 |
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"NO ONE out pizzas the HUT," I shout, flipping the switch on the electric chair |
09/08/26 |
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"Fit check" Judas Jones poasted in an XXL Muggsy Bogues jersey & nothing else |
09/08/26 |
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Lindsay Clancy case is so polarizing bc both sides require u to totally ignore t |
09/08/26 |
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youre OLD its been 10 months since a kenny thanksgiving meltdown |
09/08/26 |
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Fat guy looks super masculine & handsome after growing goatee (link) |
09/08/26 |
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Are you IN XO or ON XO? |
09/08/26 |
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inventions that screamed "it's over" |
09/08/26 |
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try making a radical choice that forces you into a different timeline |
09/08/26 |
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explain "Florida State" (national "champs" to total joke, now power out) |
09/08/26 |
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will Michigan b able 2 keep its QB1 (9 TDs in 12 games)? |
09/08/26 |
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Lane Kiffin getting LSU kicked out of the SEC is pretty funny lol |
09/08/26 |
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Can someone tell me how Michigan got 1 extra second added to the clock? |
09/08/26 |
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are guys that have been blind their whole lives attracted to big ass titties |
09/08/26 |
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People who list 'Creative' as their own job title are the scum of the Earth |
09/08/26 |
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John Doyle has been DISEMBOWELING pretenders on BOTH SIDES recently |
09/08/26 |
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"I'm on birth control. I promise," says Elizabeth Holmes, staring at you unblink |
09/08/26 |
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Shitcononics: If a domestic corporation has enough money to fund the Government |
09/08/26 |
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Elizabeth Holmes is a Scary Psycho (video) |
09/08/26 |
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Stephen Miller’s wife went from Lewandowski to RFK Jr. to Musk? LJL. |
09/08/26 |
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The name's Account. WLMAS Account. |
09/08/26 |
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ITT spiritually Israeli things |
09/08/26 |
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consuela taking questions |
09/08/26 |
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WSJ: Lewandowski used DHS role for kickbacks and a global fuckfest w/ Noem |
09/08/26 |
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Why is some lib flipping out again today? |
09/08/26 |
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richard clock in a tent DJing your kids birthday with a book of actual CDs |
09/08/26 |
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Pop Quiz: Who is the leader of Iraq? |
09/08/26 |
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anyone following this openai/millennium math problem thing |
09/08/26 |
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Bricked up & horny asf need to bust raw in a bitch’s cooter STAT |
09/08/26 |
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luis humming "Choosin' Texas" as he harvests his faggy jalapenos |
09/08/26 |
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Cowgod, how MAF are you about the new Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake |
09/08/26 |
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Apple to lease iPhones for $17.99 through partnership with Klarna |
09/08/26 |
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Anyone have Astra yet? |
09/08/26 |
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Wipro, Infosys, Tata, Cognizant, HCL |
09/08/26 |
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Still can't get over how hot Sadie Sink was in Spider-Man 4 |
09/08/26 |
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you know a new iphone is being released by how hard your battery drains prior |
09/08/26 |
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Trump starts a Fellowship to study in India, says "TURDS cannot apply" |
09/08/26 |
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why is HAtp so aggressively stupid? |
09/08/26 |
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Bbooom disappeared around the time the DOGE cuts happened |
09/08/26 |
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Just realized, I'm a "ne’er-do-well" |
09/08/26 |
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Claude, please disprove E=MC^2. Take as long as you need. |
09/08/26 |
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where can i find a voluminous list of trump’s accomplishments? |
09/08/26 |
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He is a woman and should use a tampon and wear a bra tp |
09/08/26 |
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Amazon Air MIA Crash Pilots: Jagdeep Kumar and Jaime Felipe Silva |
09/08/26 |
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Chink, Turd & Hellosir steal $240 MILLION in Bitcoin |
09/08/26 |
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XOXO Film Fund: CA Production Facility & Film Studio |
09/08/26 |
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They're making a Social Network movie about OpenAI |
09/08/26 |
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Luis named his boogie board "Navier-Stoked" |
09/08/26 |
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25 years ago Andrea Yates drowned her 5 children in the bathtub |
09/08/26 |
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Fall is a great time for Fats to watch other epic men throwing a ball and tackle |
09/08/26 |
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We have a plain jane research librarian here who came dressed as hot nurse today |
09/08/26 |
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"The Rising Star in the MAGA movement who could change everything" (Daily Wire) |
09/08/26 |
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"NFLX is goy slop haha" screeches fag deciphering TA charts for 18 hrs a day |
09/08/26 |
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Nobody talks about John Rawls anymore. |
09/08/26 |
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How do I remove this shitty worthless website from my favorites bar? |
09/08/26 |
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lmao @ idiots who "marry" a "woman" |
09/08/26 |
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How do I remove that shitty worthless Lindsay Clancy thread from my poasted in |
09/08/26 |
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Vanity Fair: Meet the Nebbish Who Lysol'd Grocery Deliveries During COVID |
09/08/26 |
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Countdown to The Penis tp ignoring 85% of the next trial |
09/08/26 |
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Are most Jewish “survivors” lying about it? |
09/08/26 |
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Man on airplane has to be duct taped to seat to stop him screaming racisms |
09/08/26 |
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idk what im doing with my life |
09/08/26 |
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Why did Canada do this to itself? |
09/08/26 |
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Spicy Latina with big mouth eats entire burrito in 30 seconds (vid) |
09/08/26 |
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NYT writes entire Article abt Violent Criminal Birdshits ruining VIETNAM |
09/08/26 |
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Scrolling X is like sitting at an eternal Thanksgiving dinner |
09/08/26 |
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You're a fucking nigger. You have white skin but you act like a fucking nigger. |
09/08/26 |
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"hello everyone, Creative type he-" (briefcase full of parents' money spills out |
09/08/26 |
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Tommy Boy but it's Steve and Jared making international peace deals. |
09/08/26 |
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Lindsay Clancy is a hardcore MAGAtard |
09/08/26 |
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180 when your kid has a teacher you want to have sex with |
09/08/26 |
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Holy FUCK at the US Open crowd 🤮 |
09/08/26 |
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so basically all the Birmingham blacks thought MLK was a clout chasing headline |
09/08/26 |
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Keith Richards, Willie Nelson: ALIVE. Dolly Parton, Gene Simmons: DEAD |
09/08/26 |
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Report: Israel, BiBi were completely blindsided by October 7 (link) |
09/08/26 |
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https://abovethelaw.com/category
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09/08/26 |
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Remember: Your Zestimate is real& should be calculated as part of NW |
09/08/26 |
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“i’m a fitness influencer” - 5’5 guy with a mustache |
09/08/26 |
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the rapidity of aggressive stupidity tp |
09/08/26 |
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It's obvious astra is more intelligent than humans but by just how much? |
09/08/26 |
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TSLA might go parabolic if cybercab is a success and passes NHTSA audit |
09/08/26 |
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People who list 'Poaster' as their own job title are the |
09/08/26 |
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T Swift and Labubus are spiritually Israeli |
09/08/26 |
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Guy gets hot wax ear hair removal. Entire inner ear comes out |
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Describe NYC on $100k a year |
09/08/26 |
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Wouldn't it be crazy if Gabbie Carter was your mom? |
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Rate this PERSIAN Chick.... |
09/08/26 |
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Has there ever been a study on the long term outcomes of children of pornstars? |
09/08/26 |
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4.5 inches is actually quite large |
09/08/26 |
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How much $$ did each of the Cumtown guys make over the course of the podcast? |
09/08/26 |
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Obama is completely redeemed by one particular fact |
09/08/26 |
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The original Myst was made by a tiny team of 7 people |
09/08/26 |
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almost got in an irl altercation told him “i’m gay btw” he said “saem” |
09/08/26 |
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Link or no link: Hong Kong restaurant serves soup containing live rat fetus |
09/08/26 |
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House cut by $50k |
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