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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Which Big Ten school is the worst academically? Nebraska or Ohio State? |
09/02/26 |
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The rise in Treasury Yields is going to be a Boon for my leanfire (cowgod) |
09/02/26 |
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SP here! I’ve been asked to serve as sex ed instructor at son's school next we |
09/02/26 |
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Who do you bros like better: prince or michael jackson? |
09/02/26 |
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Have you noticed Mexicans wear lightening white makeup now? |
09/02/26 |
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"Billions must die" he typed on his phone in the McDonald's parking lot |
09/02/26 |
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A lot of you have severe TDS |
09/02/26 |
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I literally do absolutely NOTHING all day |
09/02/26 |
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Why dont "rock" bands perform with backup dancers |
09/02/26 |
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Spaceporn whistling "9 to 5" as he sits on the toilet looking at child porn |
09/02/26 |
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Meet the Never Miss A Super Bowl Club |
09/02/26 |
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it's September, who is the bort's biggest alcoholic now? |
09/02/26 |
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artists and scholars sat behind computers for decades |
09/02/26 |
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Liberals are REALLY not gonna like what I just did |
09/02/26 |
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Birdshit Amerikkkans are total HUMAN GARBAGE |
09/02/26 |
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why is Russia our "enemy"? what did they ever do to us? |
09/02/26 |
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Hey what about that date this Fri, or should I wake you up when Sept ends, haha |
09/02/26 |
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Omggg wtf I knew these animals was dangerous & wild |
09/02/26 |
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Blink 182 - One More Time slowly get louder as you refresh XOXOhth.com homepage: |
09/02/26 |
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cons if you thought you hated Mamdani before wait until you see this |
09/02/26 |
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cons this is your 2028 candidate |
09/02/26 |
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Wake me up when it’s over π
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09/02/26 |
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Would you rather be Apple CEO @ 58m / year or Bills QB Josh Allen @55m per year |
09/02/26 |
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Reuters: Trump may intensify strikes on Iran after midterms - link |
09/02/26 |
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*Saint Crispins Day solo piano slowly gets louder as XO rides into Sunrise* π |
09/02/26 |
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Trump boosts GOP midterm chances by suggesting fewer federal holidays |
09/02/26 |
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“Autoadmit was real btw” - and then you wake up π |
09/02/26 |
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cons this is what’s going to happen to all of you |
09/02/26 |
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the "Covid" shutdown was incredibly stupid and damaging |
09/02/26 |
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Interesting take by Goy Superstar - link |
09/02/26 |
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Serial 'butt-sniffer' arrested again in Los Angeles |
09/02/26 |
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2003: up late playing GTA. 2023: up late redlining SPA. |
09/02/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
09/02/26 |
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What's a woman's pussy like after a 4 mile jog on a hot day? |
09/02/26 |
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The optimism of AutoAdmit circa 2004 |
09/02/26 |
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Most prestigious “web site” for internet travel with witty insightful men? |
09/02/26 |
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Vance faces key test to see if Jews will let him run for POTUS |
09/02/26 |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
09/02/26 |
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Camp of the Saints 2021 except it's Camp of the earnest & wholesome XO Poasters |
09/02/26 |
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zoomer women calling each other bro |
09/02/26 |
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"Hands on a Hard Body" (1997) |
09/02/26 |
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Is the server hamster having issues again? π |
09/02/26 |
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hows post-divorce life for u divorcemos? better than before, worse? |
09/02/26 |
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Wife found photo on my phone I took of neighbor chick and wanted to kill me |
09/02/26 |
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Not a bad result, but I think NYPD seemed a bit uncertain handling knife girl |
09/02/26 |
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Cowgod, are you getting metal gear solid collection vol 2 on Switch 2 or PS5? |
09/02/26 |
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Man beeps horn at someone. SP: wastes federal court time over it |
09/02/26 |
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SP here! I’ve been asked to serve as a judge for oral arguments next week. |
09/02/26 |
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Angels & Airwaves & Autoadmits... |
09/02/26 |
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"No, Dodger Dogs aren't made with actual dog meat..." *Emilio wagging tail* |
09/02/26 |
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Buddy of mine calls his favorite DodgerDog combo The Penis in honor of Autoadmit |
09/02/26 |
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Emilio biking home at dawn w sunflowers growing out of backpack |
09/02/26 |
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Emilio riding moped through fog w birthday cake balanced on lap |
09/02/26 |
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Tommy here's an idea for you (legit idea, not a horrific personal insult) |
09/02/26 |
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“ Great story would love to fuck you” |
09/02/26 |
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$1m but u have to listen to ok computer end-to-end once per day |
09/02/26 |
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Claude is garbage now |
09/02/26 |
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Hobbies? Friendly though provoking debates with other men online, mostly. πΆ |
09/02/26 |
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LEGAL DISCLAIMER that all Radiohead lyric poasts are HAtp bat signals |
09/02/26 |
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accidentally called my wife "dude" during sex. how to recover |
09/02/26 |
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spaceporn here, my son would never turn on me. |
09/02/26 |
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"dad, what is a file extension?" |
09/02/26 |
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HIGHER FOR LONGER chyron under b-roll of TT6 getting stronger meth from LBs |
09/02/26 |
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New CDC data reveals shocking number of "unexplained deaths" from COVID vax (lin |
09/02/26 |
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I'm currently out of the office rewatching the Beethoven film series in its enti |
09/02/26 |
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scott joplin - computer rag.mp3 |
09/02/26 |
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Georgetown University Law Data Center |
09/02/26 |
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Trump says we need more H1B indians for all the data centers we're building |
09/02/26 |
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MrBeast to clone 100 Charlie Kirks, raise them on an island in Florida Keys: |
09/02/26 |
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eating asian pussy for hours |
09/02/26 |
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Today, we’ve made the difficult decision to lay off 7,000 bottlenecks |
09/02/26 |
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JD to Jewish donors: “All Americans should be willing to die for Israel.” (W |
09/02/26 |
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TMF pumping himself up in a mirror before trial: "5'3" and an attitude." |
09/02/26 |
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Business Man, can we get an update? |
09/02/26 |
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Trump’s midterm messaging is incredible |
09/02/26 |
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Clancy copycat murderers already cropping up |
09/02/26 |
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Show her you love her with a new Computer |
09/02/26 |
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Emilio, Tolkien didn’t start lotr until 45. Still time to excel in online arts |
09/02/26 |
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emilio do you have thoughts on utada hikaru |
09/02/26 |
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did Whok get deported from AUS because of the Jinx stuff? |
09/02/26 |
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Rich mommy gf’s app profile simply reads: “All Fries on Me π” |
09/02/26 |
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Did anyone else's Claude usage just completely reset? |
09/02/26 |
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Shitlaw mastermen, pls weigh in on Tiger’s DUI plea deal |
09/02/26 |
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Undocumented Lovemakers of Peace |
09/02/26 |
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7% mortgages |
09/02/26 |
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Accidentally just poasted with other men for multiple hours |
09/02/26 |
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I fought to get the same german babe to check my passport when leaving |
09/02/26 |
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o no my semen |
09/02/26 |
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Buddy of mine gets really excited whenever Autoadmit server is responsive |
09/02/26 |
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Theories as to why DOJ dropped this case against Israeli guy |
09/02/26 |
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Accidentally falling in love with the goth girl bartender from GTA 6 trailer tp |
09/02/26 |
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TLDR: jafar was raped by divorced and lost his sanity as a result |
09/02/26 |
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Cause I can’t really sing good / but Im still gonna try it π
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09/02/26 |
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Kushner let Israel hack State Dept - Reuters (link) |
09/02/26 |
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Just struck me that mgk is the First Zillenial |
09/02/26 |
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Why does your wife think of Clancy? |
09/02/26 |
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Finally heard a bad bunny song and it wasn't good |
09/02/26 |
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Icy Latina tradwife mispronouncing thong tp |
09/02/26 |
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Razib Khan: Indians directly descended from Aryans & Ancient Birdshitism |
09/02/26 |
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Dear Goyim- you can "own the libs" as long as we really own you- deal? |
09/02/26 |
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Mario64 release = dividing line btw Zillenial & Pure Gen Z: a whole new world |
09/02/26 |
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Spaceporn poetry magnum opus: I Know Why the Caged Boy Screams |
09/02/26 |
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Cute 17 year old girl scrolling through ur facebook looking for cargo short pics |
09/02/26 |
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I think Spaceporn is outside my bedroom window right now (pic) |
09/02/26 |
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*barron in oval office, not looking up from iphone game* "stop cucking out dad" |
09/02/26 |
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Shia LaBeouf is the First Millennial - people over 40 are Xennials |
09/02/26 |
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"Libs fucking HATE what I just did," SP said as three 10 year old boys lay uncon |
09/02/26 |
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tumblr of petite brunettes nervously scrolling text threads alone on flights |
09/02/26 |
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Remember when SP said "Strap up" to himself after he cornered SPjr? |
09/02/26 |
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Spaceporn emerges from playroom w/ yellow paint smeared on face and crotch: "hey |
09/02/26 |
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Buddy of mine resembles a Bengali Travis Barker |
09/02/26 |
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British Museum finds cache of 300 unpublished Kipling poems about "chocobar" |
09/02/26 |
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In a mediation for a Slip & Fall case. Taking ?'s |
09/02/26 |
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Xennial mommy gf strongly believes AI peaked with Tamagotchis |
09/02/26 |
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oh u enjoy fingering my asshole? fucking faggot please continue |
09/02/26 |
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Laura Ingrahams expressionless botox face and lips lazily sucking not your cock |
09/02/26 |
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Never forget the gods let us split the difference: enter the White Latina |
09/02/26 |
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would love to kill someone irl and then fuck some stupid dumb young whore |
09/02/26 |
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Aspirationally white LMC Latina with a law degree and subtle Spanish accent |
09/02/26 |
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Would you rather be an Indian with a 150 IQ or a white with a 100 IQ? |
09/02/26 |
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Gf once brought 4 saint bernards into our 450 sq ft duplex |
09/02/26 |
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Just pickled jalapeños from my little faggy garden. |
09/02/26 |
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Based Japanese hero calls out birdshits 4 being sex pests. #tommyt |
09/02/26 |
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Most exciting recent development on xo for me is seeing Wilbur posting again |
09/02/26 |
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Giving heartbreaking news to HAtp Im indifferent to Latinas, not for or against, |
09/02/26 |
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By you page is like a tamagotchi you have to check on 90-200 times per day |
09/02/26 |
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Tumblr of petite Latinas struggling with iPhone XS Max against ear crossing quad |
09/02/26 |
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Oh shit unc Was born in the 1900s frfr ππ |
09/02/26 |
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VR & AI system allows you to live in your own 90s childhood, only $1,500 |
09/02/26 |
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"Oh, sorry for missing your texts. I fell asleep early" She lazily typed back |
09/02/26 |
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I hope I get killed in a random carjacking |
09/02/26 |
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Kaitlan Collin’s lounging around lazily with young boys |
09/02/26 |
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There were times when David Souter thought of Bush v. Gore and wept |
09/02/26 |
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40 year old bride bossing around groomsmen trying to chill |
09/02/26 |
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what redeeming qualities do you have? |
09/02/26 |
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High dose TRT + Repatha + exetamibe + atorvastatin = win @ life |
09/02/26 |
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"Ay, nigga, we strapped" screamed Spaceporn while wearing a strapon |
09/02/26 |
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Tommy I really hate to break it to you but ur WHITE |
09/02/26 |
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Brits are absolutely disgusting |
09/02/26 |
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Would you rather leave your kids with spaceporn or michael jackson |
09/02/26 |
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"No thtop!" Wilbur Mercer shrieked as I administered his whiskey enema |
09/02/26 |
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Listening to life-affirming ultra-ethereal pop punk with Wilbur Mercer tp, tp |
09/02/26 |
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Abraham Coinberg, Secretary of War |
09/02/26 |
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Rating posters as positions in which jinx railed whokebe w/o consent |
09/02/26 |
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Can't wait to spend Labor Day weekend with my DH, doggos, and kiddos! |
09/02/26 |
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piano girl jamming out entire final fantasy VI soundtrack |
09/02/26 |
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Guy asked me if he should hire an older lawyer since i seemed young. |
09/02/26 |
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congrats on being the lone 115IQ Indian in your village, but you must go back |
09/02/26 |
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any other millenials have unhealthy dynamic where ur parenting ur boomer parents |
09/02/26 |
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Spaceporn lowering your son into a well via bucket |
09/02/26 |
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