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Theory: Musk is dumb |
05/17/25 |
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I’m 56 years old and I have roommates |
05/17/25 |
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rate this 29yo woman who just made partner in biglaw |
05/17/25 |
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This country is going to collapse exactly like my o-ring did at some point |
05/17/25 |
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How many years of BIGLAW to retire young? |
05/17/25 |
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With NSAM on his side, Karlstack will become more powerful than we can imagine |
05/17/25 |
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"Sell me this Asian pussy." |
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Karlstack was pro-Gaza before that became mainstream |
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"CRYPTO" is useless? Hackers laundered $230m a dozen times, still caught? |
05/16/25 |
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Anyone else have a completely dissociated alter ego |
05/16/25 |
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Arms-length sexual counterparties collaborating in moments of mutual convenience |
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How much to counter for this offer of Asian pussy |
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Pussy of Asian Descent |
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How much to counter for this in-house offer: $285k base, $57k bonus, $23k 401k? |
05/16/25 |
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LOL why the fuck is Arkansas investing in Israel? White people are done here |
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Had an interesting conversation with a paleontologist friend |
05/16/25 |
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modern sexuality as roguelike deck building game |
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“We are all one race. The Online race.” |
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** Official NBA Finals Predictions Thread ** |
05/16/25 |
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my wife just died from a tesla car fire |
05/16/25 |
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Cons why does it seem like the entire human race thinks you're total scum? |
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“Before white man was, Asian Pussy waited for him. The ultimate hole awaiting |
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Rating Poasters as Coasters |
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Rating posters as songs by the punk band "The Descendents" |
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Asian Pussy |
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information online is simply not reliable |
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8647309 |
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Bin Laden documentary on Netflix — why was every CIA employee female |
05/16/25 |
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Omg Knicks |
05/16/25 |
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2028 USA broke and hated, people are poor, but killing shitcons gets u arrested |
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Hilarious that Comey is going to prison |
05/16/25 |
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Your taxes pay for all these people to do nothing all day (repo vid) |
05/16/25 |
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Hey cons what if "MS-13" (i e. me) recruits some landscapers with shovels and |
05/16/25 |
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Some seriously evil shit is most certainly afoot |
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Hey cons "the public safety" might "require" suspension of habeas corpus, I hear |
05/16/25 |
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*realtor referring to quadroon ball as "heavy petting zoo"* |
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Hey cons at Nuremburg they had trials, but we already know how u feel about that |
05/16/25 |
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Cr anti-depressant? |
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To Europe “Final Countdown” 🎶IT’S THE HARD R N WORRRRRRD🎶 |
05/16/25 |
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Cons here's the deal: wear an item of clothing that 8647 or get buried alive |
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Creampied some azn puss Soo CR |
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i worked at Strategic Air Command for four years |
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Ricky ill meet you here in an hour |
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Do prole/idiot/Women employees just intentionally not do shit? |
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Gay “parents” returning from piss orgies at 4 AM, proceeding to molest kids |
05/16/25 |
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Cons why do illiterate street kids know your names and want to kill you? |
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Thinking about running for local office, Taking Questions |
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I am somehow desensitized and sensitive |
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What do you do if a SA whore takes your money but doesn’t fuck you? |
05/16/25 |
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TBF vindicated: Tesla sales recovered in April |
05/16/25 |
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Want to see what a fraudulent organized crime front looks like online? |
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Gatekeepers Are Dead’: Kanye West’s Antisemitic Song Plays On Despite Takedo |
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Twatnado |
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'I'm not thrilled': Trump greets sultan's gift with childish sulk |
05/16/25 |
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RATE last night for me (TSINAH) |
05/16/25 |
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my laptop broke today, the motherboard died so i went to wallmart and bought one |
05/16/25 |
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Why is the Start of every decade horrifying |
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peepee poopoo |
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nigger lol |
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Shitlawyers, when is the last time u went WHOLE HOG against opposing shtitlawyer |
05/16/25 |
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Trump just made history |
05/16/25 |
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Ricky stood me up at the Jewish deli yesterday :( |
05/16/25 |
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Hypo: It is a Friday night. Your only social outlet is a dead law chatblog. What |
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Robert Malone thought he would be NIH director until "we" nuked him |
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Rate this spinner NJ cop who went nuts after being pumped and dumped |
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8615R43L |
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I once tried to make a career juggling |
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Elon Musk unironically killed AutoAdmit |
05/16/25 |
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How to find enlightenment as a Ricky alt? |
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Trump: GRRRRR the SCOTUS Justices I appointed ruled against me! |
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12 hrs is perfect amount of Autoadmit poasting per day |
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Watching Every Single Val Kilmer Movie in Chronological Order |
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Got killed playing The Last of Us because I didn't press X during a cutscene |
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Clarence Nigthomas's IQ is 95 max right? |
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Women in Chicagoland are pretty hot imo |
05/16/25 |
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Pretty sure I have the priest the finger tonight |
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Where can you listen to the banned Kanye nazi song? |
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Imagining Comey daintily collecting and arranging seashells on the beach |
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Ye: insane. Diddy: jailed for eternity. Biggie: dead. Snoop: winning. |
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insane video of muscled thick cock Italian bro cumming into fettuccini Alfredo |
05/16/25 |
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Just how bad is the white collar job recession? |
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What was God thinking with the jews? |
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Just ordered this patriotic hat from Amazon |
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Pete is the husband and Chasten is the wife, right? |
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Cons thought they could get away with starving kids in Gaza and no one would see |
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Shock report: 47% of cat management grads are unemployed or working with dogs |
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Cons why do you have ZERO plans to fix the budget deficit or reduce debt? |
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cock of michael obama what do you think this pic of Kissinger is really about? |
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why does xo attract both white pride nazis and literal jewish zionists? |
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Whew, estate tax raised to $30m and made permenant and indexed for inflatio |
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Son, our ancestors were white like Benjamin Franklin and Josef Fritzl |
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ITT: List GOP Congresspeople who represent districts that aren't shitholes |
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Lifehacks for getting by in western society |
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Comey RIPPED out of his house and taken to the driveway for questioning |
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Logging into your wife's azn VR son's butthole |
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Spaceporn jr is a horny little fucktoy just begging to get filled w cock meat |
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Cons poast ITT if you feel proud to be white |
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Karlstack I might be logging off for a while |
05/16/25 |
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Libs you really see nothing wrong with an FBI Director posting this? |
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The virtual reality childhood dog (hereinafter, a VRCD) |
05/16/25 |
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Sake GF picking you up from Biglaw on her motorcycle |
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Walking in on ur VR HS GF fucking UR VR childhood dog |
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8647309 (8647309...) |
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Trumpmos are so stupid they think USAID was sbolished |
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The great NSAM log-off of 2025 |
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women are going through a lot lmaooooo |
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Luke Smith looks like a crazed schizo now |
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“Don’t forget, they’re trying to debank you, but we’re not gonna let em |
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lol at this MAGA spazzing out on Fox News over 8647 |
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Peter Strozk and Lisa Page land $50mm deal with Netflix |
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They’re still just hangin’ out there. Touchin’ dicks and stuff. |
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Emotional husband—a man I can trust. But I only feel lust for my vertical crus |
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It's not illegal to wear a bikini if you're a man and go up and down an elevator |
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AutoAdmit copy editor here: Remember, niggling is an adjective not a noun! |
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Sherry GF, rosy-cheeked, throwing a Dickensian Christmas party |
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Rumple Minze GF flirting with ski instructor as you flail on blue square trail |
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Colt .45 GF wearing a Toxic Avenger t shirt |
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“I am alive inside your wife”: Cuckoldry in King Diamond |
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Ggtp shouting “go on Chapo” to slutty Boston girl flashing tits at St Patric |
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J&B GF asking how your mistress is doing |
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AutoAdmit is all puffy bitches acting like the stuff they hated in HS was 180 |
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🚨 COMEY ARRESTED 🚨 |
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Saw a strange thing with a criminal defendant in court today |
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Honestly had no idea Teslas were literal death traps |
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I'm starting to get some lower back hair, is this reversible? |
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Prole favorites: "if it was a snake it woulda bit cha" |
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I’m afraid the Fully Mobile McDonald’s Unit will be quite operational |
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Drake bumping his epic tariff crash thread after TRUMP BACKED DOWN ON TARIFFS |
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So Biden sounds normal on the Hur tapes but cons can't understand him? LOL |
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Drake Mallard is 180 |
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What do you do if your wife takes your money but doesn’t fuck you? |
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And Jesus said to him, "Why do you call Me good? No one is good, except God alon |
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Heil Hitler |
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Stock market not totally crashed now, why is DrakeMallard still posting as Voodo |
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THE GREAT TARIFF CRASH OF 2025 (March 3, 2025 - March 3, 2025) |
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Tornado hitting downtown St. Louis? - link |
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BREAKING: Biden interview with Special Counsel Hur released! (Link) |
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people should not be watching other people have sex |
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Why did Bondi release that Biden tape today? Comey got her panties in a twist? |
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RFK promises to put an end to chemtrails |
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Legal job market seems lol right now |
05/16/25 |
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I think female lawyers make the best wives |
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RATE THIS QUORA POAST ABOUT MICROPENIS HUSBAND |
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BROS, I NEED ADVICE ON DIFFICULT SITUATION WITH WIFE |
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Is chastity practiced in most FLR relationships? |
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Did we ever learn what’s the thing about tortas? |
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Had to tell retard employee to stop parking his Cybertruck in front of our bldg |
05/16/25 |
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The dynamic with women where u don't gaf about them and they like u is sick |
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Kamala mooning after she promises to pardon whoever kills Trump |
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Unless your wife makes homemade cheese for you, you’ve failed at life |
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