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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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What have you done that no other poster has done? |
04/17/26 |
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Bitcoin will never be below $100k again |
04/17/26 |
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"hey let's have him depict himself as jesus lmao" (trump's jewish handlers) |
04/17/26 |
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can anyone see this magic eye image, spent the last hour trying to see it |
04/17/26 |
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Stock Futures open down HUGELY, Black Friday incoming! 04.17.26 |
04/17/26 |
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"Thank you for the explanations; this post has been locked." |
04/17/26 |
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Google knows what you’re doing — even in Incognito mode |
04/17/26 |
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"Daddy why didnt you IPO an enterprise SaaS business @ age 29 like Timmy's Dad?" |
04/17/26 |
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CNN convincing the world that "yes all men" with deceptive statistics |
04/17/26 |
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lol good friend used to fuck " tori black" when she was 16 |
04/17/26 |
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Do newly powerful people ever use it on their prole former tormentors? |
04/17/26 |
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nice to e-meet you haha |
04/17/26 |
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who was the potus of millennial celebrities |
04/17/26 |
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Gen Xers don’t Game except PC Nerds and “hardware Consoomers” like doodiko |
04/17/26 |
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What year was Millennial pop culture at its height? |
04/17/26 |
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"you need an addy bro?" *friend ODs in front of millions* |
04/17/26 |
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ITT: We post pics of pornstars/cam girls talking to LLMs |
04/17/26 |
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My dogs are breathing in second hand smoke from my wife's addiction |
04/17/26 |
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Johnson: "Don't be silly, Mark. That Console has No Games. It's for Losers." |
04/17/26 |
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π¨π¨π¨ GET TO WORK GOYIM π¨π¨π¨ |
04/17/26 |
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Society has lost sight of how bizzare gay shit is to a straight man |
04/17/26 |
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sorry you missed out on the FUCKBONANZA of crime, thanls 4 paying yr taxes |
04/17/26 |
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JD Vance announces he's leaving the Catholic Church and converting to Hinduism |
04/17/26 |
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You are not talking to someone who woke up a loser (04172026) |
04/17/26 |
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"Yeah, he's a weird fag" (Kant, acknowledging you) |
04/17/26 |
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Whenever I’m alone with you You make me feel like I’m Han Hyung again |
04/17/26 |
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Q: "Now, pay attention, 007. This is my ass, and I need you to fuck it." |
04/17/26 |
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With rising horror, you realize the firm's name is an anagram for A JINXIAN PLOT |
04/17/26 |
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hiring lawyers to distract the stadium fraudcam like they're rodeo clowns |
04/17/26 |
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"Oh, I meant UMass Amherst, silly!" "Go Minutemen," you feebly reply |
04/17/26 |
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Hey big guy! Leave some girls for the rest of us! Lol. |
04/17/26 |
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hypo: sex w/ dream girl but when u cum u shout out AND THATS IT. JUST LIKE THAT. |
04/17/26 |
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a Gigantic Owl has arrived on your street! |
04/17/26 |
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luis do you wanna hang out in l.a. this summer |
04/17/26 |
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"You can just stop poasting." (Rachmiel during the login glitch, probably) |
04/17/26 |
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ESCHEW EVERY JEW |
04/17/26 |
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BLIGHT EVERY HWYTE |
04/17/26 |
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Don't be fooled by the cock that I got I'm still Jinxy with the plot |
04/17/26 |
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Singing "Bumble 3s" to the tune of "Summer Breeze" |
04/17/26 |
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I saw two gay guys yesterday saucily eating rocket pops |
04/17/26 |
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Cowgod stumps Alan Watts with question on the personhood of 32x owners |
04/17/26 |
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I think the Houthi thing is kind of played out TBH. |
04/17/26 |
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GJR making out with Doja Cat at Coachella |
04/17/26 |
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GJR wondering why Justin Fairfax hasn't texted her back yet |
04/17/26 |
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GJR sliding into swalwell’s dms |
04/17/26 |
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guy looks for people going to job interviews and spills coffee on them (longread |
04/17/26 |
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"not the jinxian traps" shivered br'er rabbit tp |
04/17/26 |
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mrjinx forcing his harem of ladyboys to address him as Colonel Jinx |
04/17/26 |
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*Mr. Jinx takes a sip at the chili cookoff* "Hm, needs more cock |
04/17/26 |
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the whole point of creation is for the sake of the Jewish Soul |
04/17/26 |
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Former VA Lieutenant Gov murder-suicides his wife |
04/17/26 |
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This Jewish catholic convert involved in Vatican II is beyond conspiracy theory |
04/17/26 |
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Don't get scammed; read alt.culture.mrjinx.jinxianplots daily |
04/17/26 |
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Woman Who Took 15 Tequila Shots on Carnival Cruise Gets $300,000 in Damages (NYT |
04/17/26 |
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Dear Jews: there's no point in a "STOCK MARKET" if it goes up EVERYDAY |
04/17/26 |
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All sorts of jinxian traps have been set on this board in the last week... |
04/17/26 |
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Tucker Carlson condemning media for "JINXIAN Plots" |
04/17/26 |
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Poll: Pajeeta has commanding lead in LOS ANGELES Mayor Election |
04/17/26 |
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Pepe Romero is a GOATUS POTUS of Classical/spanish guitar |
04/17/26 |
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You're all retarded assholes. |
04/17/26 |
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JG Ballard wrote a 180 short story about Jinxian plots (link) |
04/17/26 |
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Jinxian Plot Vs. Jinxian Ploy: Spotting The Difference (3hr seminar; 2.5 CLE cre |
04/17/26 |
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Ayatollah Khamenei reading "Sup Brady" post one last time before dying |
04/17/26 |
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Rate my McD's order |
04/17/26 |
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“ and they were quiet but were into rappers & dancers coming over whenever |
04/17/26 |
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Ricky banging on car door, tossing bundles to school children |
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PULL THE TRIGGER ON EVERY NIGGER - RACE WAR NOW |
04/17/26 |
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The Iran War is going SWIMMINGLY, Birdshits |
04/17/26 |
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Paid $599 for a gold Trump Phone 11 months ago. When will it be delivered? |
04/17/26 |
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"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen hawking voice* "AssFaggot" |
04/17/26 |
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JD Vance: “Listen to the Blake Neff podcast” |
04/17/26 |
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"Shove it up my pooper and twist my nips!" (GJR) |
04/17/26 |
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Society has lost sight of how bizzare autoadmit.com is to a straight man |
04/17/26 |
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Truffle fries with garlic aoli $17 |
04/17/26 |
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i have adult autism |
04/17/26 |
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Report: UK is poorer than each of the 50 states in the US (link) |
04/17/26 |
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and those 2 were pretty fierce |
04/17/26 |
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Jews are the Center of Creation |
04/17/26 |
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Heard mythos is doing vibe-physics at a level that bypasses peer review |
04/17/26 |
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i know it seems weird |
04/17/26 |
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Choi used (no joke) again |
04/17/26 |
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Police statement on VA Lt. Gov. murder-suicide is remarkably bad |
04/17/26 |
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HowlingMutant doxxed |
04/17/26 |
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ZoZo nowadays is just an interactive haiku performance artspace |
04/17/26 |
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Ignoring every single other thing to 100% Tony Hawk 1-4 this month, taking Qs |
04/17/26 |
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Jinx probing Whok's anus with a toilet plunger handle |
04/17/26 |
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You can just stop working. |
04/17/26 |
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Re-watching Star Trek: TNG. Recommending episodes ITT |
04/17/26 |
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bowlcut birthday |
04/17/26 |
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-squeezing into gaming diaper- "no mom, bimbofication is so 2017. hi, who joined |
04/17/26 |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
04/17/26 |
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"Senator, just consider a unit of 'tp' as a line of haiku." |
04/17/26 |
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REMINDER: There are doors in the walls of the world. |
04/17/26 |
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What are your top Dexy's Midnight Runners songs |
04/17/26 |
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dexys midnight runners - covid 19.mp3 |
04/17/26 |
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Dexys Midnight Runners Come On Law Teens |
04/17/26 |
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Dexys Midnight Runners |
04/17/26 |
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Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa Did Nothing Wrong |
04/17/26 |
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I only make threads whose titles can be construed as perfect haikus |
04/17/26 |
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Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen.mp4 |
04/17/26 |
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TFW no Jennifer Love Hewitt circa Garfield veterinarian mommy gf |
04/17/26 |
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https://weather.com/retro/ |
04/17/26 |
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studying the negroid's physiology as he fucks my wife (fucklaw) |
04/17/26 |
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National Treasure 3: The Halfordian Number |
04/17/26 |
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"Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* "You have no idea." |
04/17/26 |
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8"-12" dropping on yer town, stirring up ur birds |
04/17/26 |
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The two cornerstones of the US economy are NVIDIA and OnlyFans |
04/17/26 |
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Hey Kojima-tards, if his storytelling is so great why no movie or show? |
04/17/26 |
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The 59th Street Nig Song (Feelin' Guilty).mp3 |
04/17/26 |
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I miss boom. |
04/17/26 |
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Liftin' Nudely / 59th Street Gym Song - Paul Simon and Art COCKfunkle |
04/17/26 |
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"Every man's life is a fairytale written by God's fingers." |
04/17/26 |
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Judas was the first bishop to take a government grant |
04/17/26 |
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Closing last xoxohth tab and typing autoadmit.com into browser |
04/17/26 |
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Anyone else lifting to/listening to Amon Amarth? |
04/17/26 |
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Anyone feel like a kid on Xmas reading Buck, beckersted, luis, vonoskar poasts? |
04/17/26 |
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Hideo Kojima's legit non-israel reasons for inventing Quiet's MGS5 character arc |
04/17/26 |
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I have clinical mid-life depression |
04/17/26 |
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What does Mainlining do now that he's not up all night smoking meth and poasting |
04/17/26 |
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that's right, grandson, it was the longest subthread we'd ever seen at the time |
04/17/26 |
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online communities for miserable middle aged failures |
04/17/26 |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
04/17/26 |
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AZNgirl reading Walt Disney's love letter to Christendom |
04/17/26 |
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“Walt Disney’s troubling personal history of Belle Epoque Supremacy” (NYT) |
04/17/26 |
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Cluny the Scourge leaving 1 star review for Redwall Abbey's hospitality |
04/17/26 |
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The Burger - house sauce - hot honey - pickled morels - slaw confit - 46 |
04/16/26 |
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LONGEST THREAD IN THE WORLD THAT WE ALL WILL CONTINUALLY BUMP |
04/16/26 |
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Ben Affleck's misguided yet legit non-israel reasons for reuniting with JLo |
04/16/26 |
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there's an interesting similarity between ZoZo and Autoadmit |
04/16/26 |
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All creatures great and small (cybercreatures included, evidently) |
04/16/26 |
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ITT: Select quotes from "Autoadmit.com" by rachmiel tp |
04/16/26 |
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Stopped eating fast food and no longer hypertensive |
04/16/26 |
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can we not spam racist nonsense tonight? |
04/16/26 |
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What happened to Mainlining? |
04/16/26 |
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American city with the best county name? |
04/16/26 |
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scotty doesnt know |
04/16/26 |
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is Hello Kitty some kind of demonic entity |
04/16/26 |
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2 hour youtube video features 114 mins of reminders to like/subscribe (link) |
04/16/26 |
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Trump: “I solved world peace and deserve a Nobel Prize” |
04/16/26 |
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Homos: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE |
04/16/26 |
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it was funny when cons were screeching about Burisma |
04/16/26 |
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Generational divide among millennials is whether you played Pokemon Red/Blue as |
04/16/26 |
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The Motley Cow tp |
04/16/26 |
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poasting is 180 |
04/16/26 |
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TikTok found a solution to nyuug’s dating woes |
04/16/26 |
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can't believe this moniker wasn't taken |
04/16/26 |
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Claude Opus 4.7 topping AI performance charts - link |
04/16/26 |
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Most people in BIGLAW think they need $10 million to retire |
04/16/26 |
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84y/o CA Attorney Facing Charges For Molesting Granddaughters, Denied Bail |
04/16/26 |
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π¨ALERT: Karlstack is poasting as 'NigStomper1087' |
04/16/26 |
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