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				|  |  | US women are wearing KPop semen hunters costumes this year | 10/31/25 | (17) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Public defender work is fuckin awesome | 10/31/25 | (30) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "Why don't they just rape him?" (Spaceporn watching Home Alone) | 10/31/25 | (75) | 
		
			
				|  |  | forget it, pal. not even butt cheeks knows who butt cheeks is | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | JD and Erika are already fucking, right? | 10/31/25 | (21) | 
		
			
				|  |  | SP v butt cheeks, this time without the child rape | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | just give mpm to cowgod this year and end this circus | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *kneels in rain, screams* BUUUUUT CHEEEEEEKS | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Sp at computer: “BUTT CHEEKS!!” *sp jr scrambles to hiding place in attic* | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | 2nd cuz- OMG I just came! / Shrew GF- Jewish blame game | 10/31/25 | (15) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Spaceprawn, why is dog crying?! | 10/31/25 | (25) | 
		
			
				|  |  | LOLing about a middle aged attorney having a melt down over “butt cheeks” | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Jaws theme plays as Spaceporn tiptoes down corridor at 2am | 10/31/25 | (68) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Sued a large apartment complex for a buddy and they tried to fuck him again | 10/31/25 | (77) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If you know who buttcheeks is and want these stupid pedo memes to stop | 10/31/25 | (19) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Where the fuck are my Trump Trains? | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If you know who buttcheeks is please drop me a line | 10/31/25 | (26) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Please email me if you know how to reach CPS. It’s just too much. (Sp jr) | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Trump fires public defenders who secured acquittals against his DOJ | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Steam "sales" are worse than prime Jos A. Bank. | 10/31/25 | (54) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lisa of Blackpink has a Birdshit Step-Dad | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I am concerned about Spaceporn's declining self confidence even as shitlaw partn | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Please email me if you know who buttcheeks is irl. Its just too much. | 10/31/25 | (10) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Love your children or they will go to hell. | 10/31/25 | (14) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Pretty sure the guy I met on Grindr is homeless | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Make A Wish Foundation letting nyuug be white for a day | 10/31/25 | (65) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Those of you who are upset I speak the truth are those who are hell bound | 10/31/25 | (10) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Please email me who buttcheeks is irl as he's targeted me for years now. | 10/31/25 | (10) | 
		
			
				|  |  | make a wish letting uncle ted mail one last package | 10/31/25 | (32) | 
		
			
				|  |  | AOC allows cancer child to sniff her spicy asshole for one last "Make-a-Wish" | 10/31/25 | (63) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "We don't really determine child custody, a court does" (make a wish to SPjr) | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Does anyone here even know who buttcheeks is? Just some random creep? | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Spaceporn you are already intimately familiar with butt cheeks | 10/31/25 | (8) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Jewish resentment has basically caused 90% of wars | 10/31/25 | (31) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Spaceporn did you ever end up calling RSF’s dad? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Penn State's Ed School gets hacked, sends funny email | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Mystery Meat Wives Bill moves forward with support of JD Vance, Jeb Bush | 10/31/25 | (10) | 
		
			
				|  |  | at Emroch, we update our website for Halloween | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | retard tell: buying an Audi | 10/31/25 | (55) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Update on SP's most-recent meltdown? Is still trying to out people? | 10/31/25 | (34) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ICE dragging away spicy Latina as shitlib shrieks "Help! Have mercy on her!" | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | JD Vance teaching Usha to use a seat toilet that flushes “Have u thanked me ye | 10/31/25 | (8) | 
		
			
				|  |  | US to sponsor joint Chabad-Steamworks Bathhouse in Tel Aviv (Rubio) | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Male redditor has an epiphany | 10/31/25 | (24) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Its Friday GoyCattle! (((Weekend))) of SyscoSlop, Torahvision & Sportball coming | 10/31/25 | (18) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad get subtle facial surgery in Turkey | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Art the Clown from Terrifier fleeing sp’s playroom with “scared” mime face | 10/31/25 | (30) | 
		
			
				|  |  | What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search... | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | butt cheeks here: should I grow a beard? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | anyone else applying to coach lsu? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | SPjr begging closet monster to check for spaceporn every night at bedtime | 10/31/25 | (65) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Trump is giving McDonalds monopoly game pieces to SNAP recipients this month | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | India “has one of the world’s lowest emigration rates” relative to its bir | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Playroom hotdog, bar spaghetti…what’s next? | 10/31/25 | (16) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "Who's buttcheeks" he said, and smiled in his special way | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | TSINAH here taking q's | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | why do so many lawyers work well into their 70s? it's not for money. | 10/31/25 | (55) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Aref, Rohan, firaz tps & I eating Biryani w/ our hands to celebrate mamdani | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Cowgod what are the most "brown" video game genres or Games | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's Spinelli | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Andrew Brought 40 Hookers Into His Thai Hotel Room In 4 Days #TT | 10/31/25 | (41) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Dear goyim, | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | RSF Is In Possession Of Blood Money & Raping Non-Muslim Women (WSJ) | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | OYT are you “into” Halloween | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Poll: Wear costume when trick or treating with ur kids? (no trunk or treaters) | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I've become almost completely disconnected from pop culture | 10/31/25 | (14) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Who is the least-ambitious poaster: RSF or Benzo? | 10/31/25 | (56) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Juan Battle After Another | 10/31/25 | (31) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "Sir, on your cover letter, u just wrote 'fuck libs' 500 times." | 10/31/25 | (60) | 
		
			
				|  |  | God sent Satan after Tucker for being a bad man | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I wanted to increase the "plasticity" of my brain but not like this | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Imagine how u would feel if SP were a better human being than you | 10/31/25 | (35) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I want Spaceporn to top me while whispering to me that i'm trash, going to hell, | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Christian Kelly of Braintree MA has “issues” with children | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad drop an envelope at the VA Bar Character & Fitness committee | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | FBI foils Halloween terror plot out of Dearborn, Michigan. hmm. | 10/31/25 | (16) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Christian nationalists don’t even know Christ hth | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | 'Hi, this is Erika Kirk. I miss him. Press 1 to make a one time $50 donation to | 10/31/25 | (16) | 
		
			
				|  |  | XO Orientals To Andrew: You No Have A Real Job, You No Take Depositions | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Honor Charlie's Legacy- Special $100 discount on my OnlyFans subscription (Erika | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | what's benzo going to do when he doesnt get his foodstamps tomorrow? | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Why are redditors always talking about “loot crates” and”microtransactions | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Is it too late to start dry aging our turkey for Thanksgiving? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Summon: detroit rock city | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Josh Hammer: I want to see Tucker Carlson "neutralized" | 10/31/25 | (15) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Why has MTG gone off the reservation? | 10/31/25 | (28) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Mystery Meat is Moist- Hit me Up to Party (Paralegal Muhammad group chat) | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Charlie Kirk’s partner, Erik “Erika” Kirk has a big meaty cock | 10/31/25 | (17) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "...and he really wasn't into anal" Erika Kirk casually mentions at the tiki bar | 10/31/25 | (35) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lol, Stephen Miller's hotwife has a meltdown on live TV (link) | 10/31/25 | (50) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Dunno what they did to piss off MTG but shes abt 5 mins from switching parties | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | These limited edition Charlie Gold Coins keep the dream alive (Erika Kirk) | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Congress Passes $138m Bill creating the "Charlie Kirk Memorial Holocaust Museum" | 10/31/25 | (11) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "Wow, I love your Depressive Balding Lawyer costume!" "My what?" | 10/31/25 | (30) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and toad observe the squanching without interfering | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ITT an “artistic” pic from my last Tokyo trip (RSF) | 10/31/25 | (64) | 
		
			
				|  |  | SP here. I routinely fistbump w Christ. He likes my sense of humor, I like how h | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | JCM in her "sexy trash can" costume for Halloween | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | bottle blonde women with massive, fleshy pumpkin heads | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | SP here. I pass judgment on all the trash on this board. Hth. | 10/31/25 | (28) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Holy shit Taylor Swift has her own magazine "Taylor" about Taylor Swift | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Wife Is People Mgr @ F500. Her Division Fired 1.5% & Her Staff Are Freaking Out | 10/31/25 | (48) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Hey just to make you crackheads madder, I turned that haunted house case into $$ | 10/31/25 | (11) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Karma Sushi reviews by paralegals are still coming into Yelp | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Wtf does nyuug think "gerrymandering" means | 10/31/25 | (49) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Toxic positivity in the Animal Crossing fandom | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Cosmo shrew dates newly single MAGA retard named "Jared", writes longread | 10/31/25 | (15) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Odds Erika has banged since Charlie died? | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Should JD trade Usha for Erika Kirk? | 10/31/25 | (9) | 
		
			
				|  |  | The Benzo decision is up on Pacer. He gets awarded $143,292. NOT FLAME 🔥 | 10/31/25 | (26) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Half of Redditor's purchasing power vanishing after Thanos SNAPs benefits | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | "United by grief," Erika Kirk and Hunter Biden seen canoodling at LA hot spot | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | any other proles turning wrench all weekend? | 10/31/25 | (11) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad invite in Mormon missionaries and feed them hash cookies | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad store some papers in Joe Biden's garage | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad strap a bomb to their chest & walk into police station | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | rate our new Xo hedge fund | 10/31/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad reusing the same 3 Office Space jokes on Imgur | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | many people in Oklahoma, Texas, California drinking toxic oil well water | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | charlie sheen clarifies bros helping bros is straight af | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | music and movie industry are completely dead. haven't consumed any of it | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and toad laying spike strips as buses filled with inner-city poors approach | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Black guy shoplifts, evades security at Spirit Halloween (vid) | 10/31/25 | (12) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Trump peddling US beans is 180 shit. Hegseth & DJT telling generals they're fat | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Please Mr. Xi, will you buy my beans? | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ITT an “autistic” pic from my last Tokyo trip (DBG) | 10/31/25 | (9) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If you don't know who the nigger is in the room, look in the mirror | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I'm a simple man. I see a doggo, I updoot. | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad dumping bags of fentanyl dust into building HVAC | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | you can tell whether a kid will never be a chad by age 2 or 3 | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Vogue: More Women Prefer Their Man to be Uncircumcised, Study Finds | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Canada's top general weeps while apologizing for systemic racism | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | STRAW POLL: Is NYUUG a "a gangnam baller with top 10% SMV"? | 10/31/25 | (9) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Evan39, would you recommend straight guys try sucking cock at least once? | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Spaceporn celebrates 5th year as "Mayor" of Comet Ping Pong on Foursquare | 10/31/25 | (34) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Frog and Toad go to Comet Ping Pong at 11 PM | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | “Las Vegas” is the stupidest concept. Good riddance to this mistake. | 10/31/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | REMINDER: simply stating facts is *NOT* antisemitic | 10/31/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Comet ping pong manager to Benzo "we're just a pizza place sir" | 10/31/25 | (17) | 
		
			
				|  |  | family in shock as digital forensics team discover 18,000 "I'm gay" messages | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Mr. Jinx's Halloween costume is "Dracula who must show his cock" | 10/31/25 | (147) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Rate EPAH's Neil Diamond cover, "Boy, You'll Be A Woman Soon" | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Nothing Ever Happens | 10/31/25 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | It's really sad that Jewish interests control both political parties, moreso GOP | 10/31/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | DOGE have built a SNAP app showing all product purchases in real time | 10/31/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Why did Spaceporn take his son to a pizza place linked to pedos | 10/31/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | feels like society today = inflation, depression, Greater Israel, mass fraud | 10/31/25 | (18) | 
		
			
				|  |  | How fucked are white collar workers due to AI? | 10/31/25 | (13) | 
		
			
				|  |  | DBG putting out empty bowl + sign saying "please take ONE only!" | 10/31/25 | (43) | 
		
			
				|  |  | So the Epstein accuser gets into a "car crash" doesn't die | 10/31/25 | (5) |