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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Farewell, fellow poasters |
05/16/26 |
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these are our last posts. i really liked it here and you are all 180. thank you |
05/16/26 |
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Completely insane that people "choose" to get fucking "married" holy shit jfc |
05/16/26 |
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Michael Sugrue | Adolf Hitler | Claude |
05/16/26 |
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*GoDaddy tech shoves shit into server* “I’m Boondocks!” *whole office laug |
05/16/26 |
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Gemini is my Dad, Claude is my Mom, ChatGPT is my gay brother |
05/16/26 |
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Official 2026 XO Summer Meetup: June 12-14, 2026 in Palm Springs (details) |
05/16/26 |
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Spacepedo ramming his beet red acorn dick up his mail order kid’s rice chute |
05/16/26 |
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isn't proprioception crazy? |
05/16/26 |
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Just talked with exuent on discord. He talked to rach and rach wants some people |
05/16/26 |
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Post in this thread if you're experiencing the login bug and I'll troubleshoot |
05/16/26 |
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"foes, its scree again" (dark disco fries summiting teewinot) |
05/16/26 |
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if I’m meeting you in richmond, I’m bringing home a clownskin rug |
05/16/26 |
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If only my ERECTIONS cld last as long as it takes to make one XO Poast |
05/16/26 |
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To live and poast on XO |
05/16/26 |
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Rach just sent me this email about what's next for AutoAdmit (must read) |
05/16/26 |
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the er nurse trying to call ur emergency contact horseniggerfaggot |
05/16/26 |
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(pearl jam alive tune) Oh I, OOOOOOAAAWWWOOH I'M STILL LOGGED IN |
05/16/26 |
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"Yes honey it's a law board" he said, Horse Cum Blast and NiggerFaggot on screen |
05/16/26 |
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kids buddies all over for playdate.I asked "What kind of pizza u faggots want?" |
05/16/26 |
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Bump this thread every 20 seconds if you're still logged in. |
05/16/26 |
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"Faggot residence, Ass speaking." |
05/16/26 |
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Would you guys vote for a KENNY/ASSFAGGOT ticket? |
05/16/26 |
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"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen hawking voice* "AssFaggot" |
05/16/26 |
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He's Assfaggot, check it and see he's got an IQ of 133 |
05/16/26 |
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I love driving around town with AssFaggot |
05/16/26 |
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Using your one login a day to bump a 2016 AssFaggot thread |
05/16/26 |
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spaceporn cracks open door of playroom, holding jumper cables, "yeah, what?" |
05/16/26 |
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Spaceporn is a family man, a successful attorney, a valued community member, and |
05/16/26 |
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"will u accept a collect call from (robot voice) 'mystery meat roided PC gremlin |
05/16/26 |
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"We gave it our best effort. We left our diapers on the field." |
05/16/26 |
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brief period of xo uptime is like a conjugal visit |
05/16/26 |
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ABA votes to end DEI requirement for law schools |
05/16/26 |
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Thanks, Fox! I thought they had me! |
05/16/26 |
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"I'm here for the pizza party," said the depressed lawyer |
05/16/26 |
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Me, Luis and Emilio going to a No Doubt concert at The Sphere |
05/16/26 |
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Jap girl plays Mary Had A Little Lamb on flute w her pussy on Jap TV |
05/16/26 |
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ty for the laughs rach im going to miss ur world |
05/16/26 |
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This is Emilio when xo goes down and he can no longer poast (link) |
05/16/26 |
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XO Twitter is currently recruiting racists, misogynists, and anti-semites. |
05/16/26 |
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White woman's 19 y/o boyfriend fatally stabs her husband while they had threesom |
05/16/26 |
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The ZoZo Whisperer: J Love Hewitt, Aisha Tyler helping server hamster find peace |
05/16/26 |
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Deshi basara playing as server hamster ascends back to the wheel |
05/16/26 |
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So, here's the thing about the ZoZo |
05/16/26 |
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Biz Idea: XO, but slower |
05/16/26 |
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Explain the gap in my poasting? I was on the Server Hamster’s Journey |
05/16/26 |
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Dirty jeet tourist goes swimming at hallowed U.S. war memorial (link) |
05/16/26 |
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Explain the gap in my resume? I was on the Hero’s Journey |
05/16/26 |
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Poll: Will xo make it to 50,000,000 posts? |
05/16/26 |
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Your little sister picking up the phone right as your thread starts to load. |
05/16/26 |
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May 2026 net worth check-in |
05/16/26 |
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Rach: I beseech you, pull a Matt Damon in GWH and pull the plug. |
05/16/26 |
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what’s going on with this board it’s killing me when it breaks |
05/16/26 |
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Really thought Steven Crowder's "unwell" post would be a fitting end for xo |
05/16/26 |
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We've identified a pigeon discussion forum as a viable alternative to xo. |
05/16/26 |
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Im writing a song called "Don't Be Mean to Luis" |
05/16/26 |
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So Steven Crowder lost custody of his kids because he molested them? |
05/16/26 |
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Board having all three issues makes me appreciate it |
05/16/26 |
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Vibing with other men online, more than words (or poasts) can express |
05/16/26 |
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05/16/26 |
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So Chris Spinelli (Emroch & Kilduff, Richmond VA) molests his adopted “son”? |
05/16/26 |
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started watching Homeland for the first time |
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05/16/26 |
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05/16/26 |
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Wtf xo still works into the afternoon |
05/16/26 |
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Watching the mask (94) for the 1st time with lsd tp in Emilio’s weho apartment |
05/16/26 |
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Bulgaria’s song in Eurovision is called “Bangaranga” |
05/16/26 |
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Really thought niggerstomper59 would be the last voice heard here for all time |
05/16/26 |
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Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your wedding reception |
05/16/26 |
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Cons make sure to donate to Massie’s opponent |
05/16/26 |
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*FBI Agent spreads butthole* “I’m Spaceporn Jr!” *whole office laughs* |
05/16/26 |
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Cheerful teen lesbians lick each other's shaved mounds and tits (link) |
05/16/26 |
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Chud The Builder just shot a guy (a nigger chimped out) |
05/16/26 |
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Idris Elba TP chimpin out over Chud calling niggers niggers |
05/16/26 |
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RSF broke up with his Zoomer GF |
05/16/26 |
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can't find the GORGON tp's absolutely devastating screed about nyuug |
05/16/26 |
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I remember how shocked I was to learn that Whok is obese and brown |
05/16/26 |
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A law bort crashes…an Omahan dies |
05/16/26 |
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NIGGER |
05/16/26 |
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<board dies, goes outside for the first time in 20 years, pale & squinting> |
05/16/26 |
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Lord I was born a Cowgod man. Talking about Consoles & doing the best I can |
05/16/26 |
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It's a feature, not a bug: xo's slowness makes you think before poasting. |
05/16/26 |
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THIS FUCKING COUNTRY IS SHIT |
05/16/26 |
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Hoping for an evening of wholesome and family-friendly content on xo tonight! |
05/16/26 |
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Evisa AUTOADMITTED for Islamic Republic of Mauritania 🥳 |
05/16/26 |
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🎶 Dumb and gay. Celebrate. 🎶 |
05/16/26 |
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What transforms a titty into a tiddy? |
05/16/26 |
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I'm so logged in that I don't know what to do. |
05/16/26 |
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43 year old guy spreads his hairy male ass (video) |
05/16/26 |
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18 y/o girls spreads ass, shows perfect clean butthole |
05/16/26 |
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STICKY: Board should be fixed + BIGCHANGES roadmap (rachmiel) |
05/16/26 |
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IRL shtick: guy who mentions AP all the time but acts like he's above it |
05/16/26 |
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Made a pop punk song about RSF |
05/16/26 |
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Made a poop sound and everyone looked my way |
05/16/26 |
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whok, let's create a backup for when xo is down. |
05/16/26 |
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if this is what 10/7 felt like then I'm sorry jews, I'll light a menorah tonight |
05/16/26 |
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Bucks Billionaire Birdshit Owner extorted by Gorgeous Chink AZNpussy |
05/16/26 |
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"I Still Log In" - This man is an "XO Poaster" who has nothing better to do with |
05/16/26 |
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MR. WIPE |
05/16/26 |
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"I used to poast. I still do, but I used to, too." - Mitch Hedbeg |
05/16/26 |
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Are you seeing this and can't log in? LOL AT U FAGGOT |
05/16/26 |
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Joe Biden is sucking old man cock in the nursing home |
05/16/26 |
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Internal Champions |
05/16/26 |
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Cucumbers sniffs farts and man ass |
05/16/26 |
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This is our 9/11. Rach's backyard is the memorial garden. |
05/16/26 |
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Remember: It isn't just shit wipe. Women also see it as vagina wipe. |
05/16/26 |
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So Charles Gordon Bourjaily is ACTUALLY an 11th year associate? |
05/16/26 |
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whatever happened to people with student loans |
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fuck, i just logged in. |
05/16/26 |
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Hoping to share my mentally ill thoughts with all of you this Saturday evening. |
05/16/26 |
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Did rach fix it? |
05/16/26 |
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Now that we have rach's attention, can he make me a mod? |
05/16/26 |
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The fact login came back for 35 seconds and dozens poasted immediately |
05/16/26 |
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Wait we’re back? Can someone make that ninja turtle Meme about XO? |
05/16/26 |
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ok guys let's compile an official list of bugs to help rach |
05/16/26 |
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(((abstract thought))) (((reason))) (((internal monologue))) |
05/16/26 |
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xo won't make it past black october |
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Portland Trailblazers now owned by a JEET named SHEEL, u mad Birdshits? |
05/16/26 |
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🚨🚨 EMERGENCY XO BACKUP DISCORD 🚨🚨 |
05/16/26 |
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Poasting windows here are now shorter than spaceporn’s penis |
05/16/26 |
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Vishnu here from XO Tech Support: Vishing you a Happy 30 min Poasting! |
05/16/26 |
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You will not be able to poast soon. Tick tock, libs. |
05/16/26 |
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"let the goyim deal with the login glitch" - rach |
05/16/26 |
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and is also known as a busta |
05/16/26 |
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Muse - Time is Running Out as butt cheeks bumps the last thread of the day |
05/16/26 |
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Camus, Kafka, Sartre, Nietzche, Foucault, Chomsky |
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scientist is the only respectable career |
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rach, sitting atop Teewinot, permitting you to ask him one question |
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Why Did Fauci Lie? |
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settling in to talk to my llms for the night |
05/16/26 |
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Colts military record, box’s Suicide Girls hopefuls set, RSF’s book, |
05/16/26 |
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Aren't sex scenes in TV and Films unrealistic? You ever done sex like this? |
05/16/26 |
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11 years after XO, normies are learning about the KARS4KIDS scam |
05/16/26 |
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chichen itza | ayahuasca | gobekli tepe |
05/16/26 |
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maybe becoming a theology dork for 10 years was a bad idea |
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Support 100% of XO Trump's policies, but revolted by the idea of Oligarchy |
05/16/26 |
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What’s the difference between your wife and XO |
05/16/26 |
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Women in my family who have never seriously dated watch 100s of hrs of dating TV |
05/16/26 |
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Lifted nude. Did laundry nude. Oddly, got blowjob with pants on. |
05/16/26 |
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the secret to happiness is total autistic blinders to anything uncomfortable |
05/16/26 |
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2016 Trumptards: define a “woman” - 2024 Trumptards: define “pedo” |
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Former Bears QB Kyle Orton was allegedly just killed in carjacking downtown Chi |
05/16/26 |
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"Awakenings" but it's Autoadmit being a working website for 90 minutes |
05/16/26 |
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So RSF gets out of divorce cleanly while CSLG loses half NW? Do I have that righ |
05/16/26 |
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The Belle Epoque was 180, unironically 🎨 |
05/16/26 |
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this is what the world looks like when white people arent maintaining things |
05/16/26 |
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life was truly a mistake |
05/16/26 |
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We are nothing but MONIKERS endlessly trying to LOG IN to a Pointless Existence |
05/16/26 |
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HOLY BUTTFUCKIN MOHAMMID IM LOGGED IN |
05/16/26 |
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If this board dies permanently I’m going to shoot myself in the head |
05/16/26 |
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