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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Emilio- Did you take the ghost of River Phoenix to Aslan's Country? |
06/15/26 |
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Watching a montage of cuttingtable threads like the end of Cinema Paradiso |
06/15/26 |
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Listening to Aqueous Transmission & stargazing w cuttingtable tp 🌌🌌🌌 |
06/15/26 |
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A private screening of Dune at Enya's Irish fairy tale castle w cuttingtable tp: |
06/15/26 |
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I hope cuttingtable buys me an emotional support luis for Christmas this year |
06/15/26 |
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Tidus “cuttingtable” X-2 |
06/15/26 |
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Walt Disney's EPCOT population: cuttingtable, goldens, Japanese, wholesome pumos |
06/15/26 |
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Question about Disclosure Day (spoilers) |
06/15/26 |
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69ing with Emilio TP, watching Young Guns 2 |
06/15/26 |
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Second year in a row that Trump established peace in the Middle East |
06/15/26 |
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Had a pool party with some app sluts- Emilio crashed it 180-style |
06/15/26 |
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Having Breakfast with Emilio, hope he brings more friends |
06/15/26 |
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A magical Narnian Beaver providing his sheepdog guidance on the journey home, tp |
06/15/26 |
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Local pizza place “The Cuttingtable,” leafy 90s suburbia, Perry Como 🍕 |
06/15/26 |
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Rubio has a hot wife, 4 kids, 3 houses, an Audi Q7 |
06/15/26 |
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Mine was the bort of Emilio, Beckersted, Beaver. A friendly fraternity. WTF is |
06/15/26 |
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"Dave's so lucky with the ladies. He snagged another "certified yapper" on |
06/15/26 |
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Saw 2 surfer guys w real men 💝 Jesus decal, thought of mousemo and BEAVER |
06/15/26 |
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Star Trek, except it’s cuttingtable, mousemo, and me visiting 7/11 c. 1987 |
06/15/26 |
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Parents came to my kids party with their 3 kids and gave a $30 gift |
06/15/26 |
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Rate the comments on this tweet (link) |
06/15/26 |
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Emilio and u chain smoking, watching Tales from Earthsea |
06/15/26 |
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if only xo was an edgy hip IRL intellectual social club |
06/15/26 |
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Starting to invest at age 40, what do I need to know? |
06/15/26 |
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Searching Emilio or golden or retriever circa 2026 gives quite kooky results... |
06/15/26 |
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Waiting for Emilio to get off the toilet, while petting his Golden Retriever |
06/15/26 |
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I dreamed of Emilio's Golden Retriever waking me up with big sloppy kisses |
06/15/26 |
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my favorite genre of poasting is when johnsmeyer switches it up a bit |
06/15/26 |
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Was Emilio a spoiled rich kid from Beverly Hills? |
06/15/26 |
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I cringe when I look at how I used to pick up women when I was in college |
06/15/26 |
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“Social club? Rach he’s gotta gooooo!” |
06/15/26 |
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Just put a hit out on my own dad. Taking Qs |
06/15/26 |
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The Weather Channel begged the weather gods to spoil UFC Freedom 250 (link) |
06/15/26 |
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Barron looks like a mess |
06/15/26 |
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Fuck, fuck-ah, yeah Fuck, fuck Fuck, fuck Fuck, fuck, fuck yeah Come on, baby, c |
06/15/26 |
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Olivia Rodrigo's stud chad bf, bored of fucking her but dutifully mounting |
06/15/26 |
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Sitting upside down in mom's bed jerking off on my face, no blackmail, no money |
06/15/26 |
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Getting drunk looking at the sky 80 degree day, no wife, no kids, no job 10 am |
06/15/26 |
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Explain the UFOs = literal demons/Satan from the Bible theory pls |
06/15/26 |
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/r/PoasterDinnerDiaries |
06/15/26 |
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Store Closed. Turning down any further offers. |
06/15/26 |
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Micron (MU) and SanDisk (SNDK) |
06/15/26 |
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just watched a youtube video on how to properly plaster a diaper. holy shit |
06/15/26 |
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Husband been taking loans against 401k & comes home smells like massage oil |
06/15/26 |
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getting worked like a slave in an african mine (#justretardcriminalshit) |
06/15/26 |
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Has CSLG’s firm been investigated for hiring discrimination? |
06/15/26 |
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New GF had a sign in her bedroom that says “Depth and Girth” (need advice) |
06/15/26 |
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Dolphin getting a sorority girl tattooed on its ankle |
06/15/26 |
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having the "talk" w ur kids abt staying away from PS1 owners who went to STATE |
06/15/26 |
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Wtf jumping didn’t work |
06/15/26 |
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letting ur wife get preg w people so they dont kill ur fam (#justsouthernthings) |
06/15/26 |
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Emilio rate this classy nympho (link) |
06/15/26 |
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girls whose dream guy is McLovin from Superbad |
06/15/26 |
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🚨 HANDS IN THE AIR FOR TALL MEN 🚨 |
06/15/26 |
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Came to US for college stayed and cannot be here I hate the US |
06/15/26 |
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Imagine being a lib showing your face anywhere post-deal |
06/15/26 |
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Art of the deal: Straight of Hormuz now closed, subject to tolls? |
06/15/26 |
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very odd situation occurred at a wedding i was at last weekend |
06/15/26 |
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Taking questions on my upcoming move to Tasmania. |
06/15/26 |
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tall boys | venti lattes | big gulps |
06/15/26 |
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Oafish Swinging Ds tp |
06/15/26 |
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God abandons covenant because he's "sick of haggling with Jews" |
06/15/26 |
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𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙮 🦍🎺🎉 |
06/15/26 |
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Student of life declines existence b/c he's "sick of working for jews" |
06/15/26 |
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The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes Tehran. |
06/15/26 |
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I could be mistaken, but isn't it NIGGER MONDAY? |
06/15/26 |
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trump said strait opening immediately but now only after ceremony |
06/15/26 |
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In mid-February only 85 applications for H1-B with $100,000 fee |
06/15/26 |
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Lol, Libs stole another election, this time Mayor of LA |
06/15/26 |
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Bridesmaid: “mm mmm mmm Jessica sure did love her Tall men in college!” |
06/15/26 |
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Iran will NOT charge a toll for Hormuz. It will be a SERVICE FEE, my friend. |
06/15/26 |
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ITT we poast pics & clips of hot World Cup fans |
06/15/26 |
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Why zurich still high cocaine? |
06/15/26 |
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just took one of the biggest, slimiest, smelliest shits of my stupid chud life |
06/15/26 |
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BREAKING: VP-Elect Vance Inve$tigate$ Wyomin' A$hfall Impact on $eaTTTle Tilapia |
06/15/26 |
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So XO soft tooth low-T betas can't handle a girthy kettle chip? |
06/15/26 |
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Yahoo to acquire Roku for $22 million |
06/15/26 |
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Remember 'crypto'? Lol |
06/15/26 |
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🚨ALARMS BLARING🚨 "Man your BILLING STATIONS!" |
06/15/26 |
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Libs have no chance in the midterms now that Trump won Iran war |
06/15/26 |
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Remember when JCM arrogantly called me a “retard” for hyping Dylan Harper? |
06/15/26 |
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ADM FRAUD$ REPACKAGED A$ INTER$$ $TELLAR TILAPIA JFCC |
06/15/26 |
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CSLG: Gilbert Gottfried clone / RSF: Elena Kagan clone |
06/15/26 |
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Girl and I were all set to go out until... (BIG TWIST) |
06/15/26 |
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If i was a chick i'd be a huge slut. |
06/15/26 |
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Should I go with Fiance or Wife visa?? |
06/15/26 |
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PEAK | FEMALE | FERTILITY |
06/15/26 |
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"RUBIO" : Anagram for "UR BOI" |
06/15/26 |
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If you're poasting and you know it flap your arms (flap flap) |
06/15/26 |
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"Cheap Sluts.." sighs Bessant, as Doobs & Peterman work the Mar-e-Lago truck lot |
06/15/26 |
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I was anti-Graham Platner but apparently he's a nazi? Is he cool or a fag? |
06/15/26 |
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gunnerattt has the Monday blues this morning |
06/15/26 |
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WAKE UP LITTLE WORKER BEES!!! MONDAYS HERE!!!! UP UP U LAWYER FAGS!!! |
06/15/26 |
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“The Unbearable Whiteness of Silencing Chirping Smoke Alarms on Juneteenth” |
06/15/26 |
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Garfield, both sobbing & laughing over ur bloodied body, "MONDAYS! I TOLD YOU!" |
06/15/26 |
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WHOA WE'RE GONNA DO SO MUCH FUN LAW TODAY BROTHERS |
06/15/26 |
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It's MONDAY! Who here is ready for an amazing week of LAW? |
06/15/26 |
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"U R BOI" Flag flying over a Tel Aviv bath house |
06/15/26 |
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GOOD NEWS, GOYIM!!! IT'S MONDAY AGAIN!!! TIME FOR YOUR 2 HOUR COMMUTE!! |
06/15/26 |
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<whips slave whip> GOYIM TO YOUR STATIONS! CIRCULATE THE JEWISH NUMBERS! |
06/15/26 |
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Trump Celebrates While America Capitulates |
06/15/26 |
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thoughts on taking mushrooms for the first time at 50? |
06/15/26 |
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You can get a Visa to live and work in UK if you graduated from top 20 US univer |
06/15/26 |
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HYPO: UR shot in the leg and have to be seen by Whok or Boor |
06/15/26 |
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"Stay woke!" cackled Global Capitalism as he force feeds you 120mg adderall |
06/15/26 |
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Uncle Bombay's FBI Fun House ratings dive as 'Eyes Wander Off' (Variety) |
06/15/26 |
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The Tall Man’s Almanac: Weather Nights Tall Men are Likely to Be Out at Bars |
06/15/26 |
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ARISE WAGECUCKS! Another week of service to your ratfaced masters awaits! |
06/15/26 |
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which is hotter: Brazilian fan or German fan? (Pics) |
06/15/26 |
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The American ethnicity |
06/15/26 |
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⚽⚽⚽OFFICIAL WORLD CUP USA v. PARAHOMOS THREAD⚽⚽⚽ |
06/15/26 |
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Silksong is $20 |
06/15/26 |
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I genuinely dislike Caleb Hammer |
06/15/26 |
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Connery's last words were that a black James Bond not be installed (link) |
06/15/26 |
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People here joke about being retarded. I'm a real retard. That's the difference. |
06/15/26 |
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Putting my whole family in the holocaust. Taking Qs |
06/15/26 |
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Ricky has TBF ARRESTED! |
06/15/26 |
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went to a super depressing funeral for 24 yr old today |
06/15/26 |
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Life to me: Give me ur ass. Me: NO MEANS NO! *life takes it by force* |
06/15/26 |
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Investors Profit on Updated 'Costanza Method'- The TSINAH Method (CNBC) |
06/15/26 |
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Fury is a highly under-rated film |
06/15/26 |
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*doobs, drying dishes and putting them away, pulls anal beads out of dishwasher* |
06/15/26 |
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life is so fucking awful lmaooo its unreal everyone i know irl is dying |
06/15/26 |
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Just found out my UG roommate "Died in his sleep"- that means OD right? |
06/15/26 |
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UFC Fighters had to 'service' Ivanka & Boebert before WH Cage Match (pic) |
06/15/26 |
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COCKazn runs this fucking place now |
06/15/26 |
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Russia bombs Churches to 'De-Nazify' Ukraine (video) |
06/15/26 |
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Putin banks on TACO Trade as Trump backs down again (CNBC) |
06/15/26 |
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"Pwepare yoursef for tree inches of hawd china cock" |
06/15/26 |
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Barron Trump re-enacting Inauguration with his Warhammer 40k figurines |
06/15/26 |
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"Hey still on for tonight? Havent heard from you haha" |
06/15/26 |
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Can Iran do anything to stop the F-35? |
06/15/26 |
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"Can I at least have my pants back?" sobbed Oliver Darcy on the CNN toilet floor |
06/15/26 |
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Oliver Darcy being passed around by 17 beefy cholos in a barn |
06/15/26 |
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Oliver Darcy on Tel Aviv beach in a speedo serving cocktail to Ted Turner |
06/15/26 |
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In unusual move, Kristen Sinema sells soiled yellow panties from SoTU on eBay |
06/15/26 |
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horror farts |
06/15/26 |
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(to "Don't Stop Believing") Just a Chaebong Hyung / A coward piece of human dung |
06/15/26 |
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do you know anyone stupid enough to "invest" in this trash lmao (pic) |
06/15/26 |
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Autoadmit we're going on a field trip to the Congo |
06/15/26 |
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The gazelle tells me "This is my savannah" and I say "I'm going to shoot you" |
06/15/26 |
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In Seoul, A Brisk Business for Sex Workers Catering to “Human Dung” (NYT) |
06/15/26 |
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Mr. Jinx in a Bill Nye suit filming shows while Nye languishes in a storage unit |
06/15/26 |
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Prince (the musician) made a song about OCD called 'Joy in Repetition' |
06/15/26 |
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12 skydivers died in a plane crash. Great week for jumping from high places. |
06/15/26 |
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Oh my god I just shoot the kudu, I shoot the gazelle, the gorilla |
06/15/26 |
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Chaebong Hyung drafted to serve as "comfort boys" to military K9 |
06/15/26 |
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Whoa, this video of Anna Cramling playing speed chess with her feet is really so |
06/15/26 |
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Did Putin and Yeltsin cause the Russia apartment bombings? |
06/15/26 |
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your current wife, relaxing for the evening by watching morbid cop shows |
06/15/26 |
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